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memry · 10 months

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So like. As I'm sure some of you may know, Ghost Trick's creator, Shu Takumi, and producer Shingo Izumi have said they might think about doing a sequel if ghost trick's remaster is shown a lot of support.

Which is interesting to me because I can see a 2nd ghost trick game going in two different ways. Either a spinoff title of ace attorney vs ghost trick, which back in 2013, Shu Takumi talked about.

Or.....a direct actual sequel. And I think the majority opinion on a sequel is that it would be hard to pull off since ghost trick's story is so tight. Though I think it could be pulled off, it just wouldn't make sense for it to focus on sissel again. My ideal for a sequel would actually be for it to focus on kamila.

My justification for this is that an older kamila would be involved in a plot about the foreign nation (in the new timeline) getting info about the temsik and solving the mysteries surrounding it. And yeah, sissel and missile tag along. Missile probably dies again and gets his ghost powers back. Maybe kamila would get some too. Who knows?

I only thought about this bc even though the rest of the story is tied up pretty nicely, we don't know ANYTHING about the foreign nation. What were their goals? Why did they need a piece of the meteorite? Did they know about it before meeting yomiel?

Anyways this is just speculation lmao

#on another note. I think takumi's vision for a ghost trick ace attorney crossover is soooooo funny #bc in my head. I thought it would be like. lynne is wanted for murder right. in ace attorney universe they #throw around the death penalty like crazy. sissel and missile and yomiel try to get her out of it.#sissel's and missile's job is to mess with the evidence found at the scene of the crime #sissel tries to lead the defense attorney to find the ''evidence'' that proves lynne is innocent. meanwhile missile is to #mislead the prosecutor by only showing evidence that is easily refuted in court #yomiel is the corpse btw (hiding who was actually killed). no autopsy report bc he just walked off when no one was looking #as per usual everything goes horribly wrong. eventually in the court room he accuses sissel (a cat) of murder #with his accomplice being missile. but takumi is just straight up like #''sissel is the prosecutor and phoenix is fucking dead'' the madman. the funniest timeline #btw the only reason why they all have their powers in my version is bc most crossovers kinda ignore #the canon like that and I will too

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linagram · 2 months

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thinking about yueriku again and. the fact that they are basically mahiru and her bf but like.. in a reverse au..

like wdym riku's t2 vd is called "the never-ending cycle of mutual pain". yue liked riku so much and gave him so much attention but that felt suffocating to riku and at the same time he couldn't end their friendship. both mahiru and riku's crimes have something to do with suicide, though riku's case is more ambiguous. and the reverse part is that in mahiru's case, it was her boyfriend (so the one "being suffocated") who ended up dying and in riku's case, it's yue (the one "suffocating him") who ended up as his victim.

like wow. okay. okay

#also about yueriku. it's like. are they canon? eh honestly i don't think they are #riku had no romantic feelings for the guy at all and he didn't even like him platonically #meanwhile yue. well. he's more complicated #i think yue just loved riku. in what way? who cares #but they're canon TO ME. THEY'RE NOT CANONICALLY CANON. THEIR INTERACTIONS ARE ALL FANSERVICE BUT I AM THE FAN #it's okay with your help we can make another kuroki brother get a canon yaoi ship. hinokei will be strong in s3 #me when i have to do all the analysis by myself 😔😔😔 /j #🎸prisoner 009: kuroki riku 🎸#(i feel like some victims and side characters need their own tags atp)#📱linagram timeline 📱

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tswwwit · 2 years

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is anyone like Gideon or Wendy in this AU? If so what would be their reaction to Dipper being Bill? :o

also tysm for writing these, i love these :)

Gideon, Wendy, and Soos all exist! I've only written something with Gideon though - I've never really gotten around to doing something with the other two. Maybe one day, when I have a good premise!

#Honestly I figure Dipper is sick to hell of people looking at him #Then at Bill who is a dangerous demon #And asking 'but *why*'#Wendy seems like the type to hum for a while about it then go 'yeah I get it'#And over Dipper's shock: 'C'mon he's a hot smart dangerous monster that's like ten thousand miles up your alley'#She and Mabel get it #Dipper's just relieved as hell he doesn't have to explain it again #meanwhile I think it'd be amusing if Soos had minor prophetic powers #before he moved a few states away with Melody he gave Young Dipper a prediction #Yeah dood you're gonna be so happy when you grow up!! And a little on fire #Like. Literally #Ford doesn't look too thrilled about it though #Kinda hear some maniacl laughter in there too #Oh man I cannot overstate how mad Ford looks dood #Pretty sure you still look happy though!! *big thumbs up*#Younger Dipper: I would like another timeline to happen please #And then it didn't #Face your fate Dipper #None of this is canon unless I write it in a fic but I do love thought experiments #answers

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pyrriax · 6 months

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hey guys im really normal.

#haunted ecosystem #this au is devolving into me crying about duality duo because i have a fucking Problem. its me screwing up timelines bc like #this fic takes place in no set season because things jump around. vague s4 setting meanwhile s2 events are recent and s3 hasnt happened ye #* this is mostly because s3 events completely throw the timeline out of wack and i am not retconning another thing

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lunarcry · 1 year

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anyway speaking of moms. mikaboshi makes me rly emotional

#stardust speaking !#gbf spoilers//#mika who picked up a crying baby..........mika who named her...mika who took care of her...mika who built a weapon to kill the astrals.....#(the implications she mightve built Another one in the ded timeline??????????#mika losing her memories when being sealed.....mika&shitori who went from mom&daugther to sisters cuz how do u tell someone the truth #shitori who pushed them all out once mika tried to speak to her...........mika who kept entering ebisus space to see shitori........#chara x adopting chara y is the best #meanwhile loki tells his niece he hates her

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koushirouizumi · 1 month

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Meanwhile with Steve & Frigimon {of series: D i g i m o n 02} #TheBeginningSpoilers

Frigimon (Yukidarumon); Steve calls it "Frigimon" when at home: So, "That" one says they made us - or more like, 'you' - a Chosen to "befriend" "that other one"... Steve, low laughing under breath: "It" may have "said" that, but it's definitely wrong. Frigimon: Oh? You seem to have a strong feeling about this... (but it's expected of my partner). Steve, voice returning to normal 'cheery' tone: The thing it doesn't know is that I initially messaged Koushiro of my own volition. Frigimon: But it claims it 'made' you all do that... Steve: And again, it's definitely wrong... because it also doesn't know - or even understand why - how Koushiro initially reacted to me, much less the others in our group. Frigimon: Oh?? (Curious) (Tell Me More, Steve) Steve, swivelling around in chair: Koushiro rambled and info-dumped about different types of systems and coding for a solid ten or so messages back-and-forth before I finally clued Koushiro in more deliberately that I knew about "you all". STEVE: AND, at the start, Koushiro was hesitant to actually talk more to us about it all, even though we made it clear we all mostly knew since "that battle". Frigimon: But Koushiro came around because you were persistent? Steve, laughing: It's not so much "persistence" as "something that naturally fell into place" once I got more of a 'feel' of what Koushiro was like. Koushiro sounds extremely analytical on the 'Net, but apparently is also super formal in person, just in ...different ways. Frigimon: So, you're saying you didn't "pursue" Koushiro but couldn't the "naturally falling into place" still mean-- Steve, shaking head: No, not that either. Steve: Because I also initially wasn't sure if Koushiro actually wanted to be my "friend". Frigimon: ... Steve, clasping hands: Even if it could do everything that 'new' Chosen said, it doesn't understand that these aren't things you can "force". And even if it could, I wouldn't acknowledge it, because it's not a part of my culture... So it's not relevant to me. Frigimon, hmmng: The other monsters "like that" must really dislike us, then. Steve, quirking eyebrow with a grin: "Us"? Frigimon: Well, I don't like those notions, either. I can't really imagine myself being partnered to anyone not you, nor for any other "reason". Steve: ... Steve, quietly: {Thanks.} Frigimon: ... (After all, it is us.)

#steve and frigimon #d02: the beginning #meanwhile with steve and frigimon #meanwhile with steve #digidestined steve #stevekou #koushiro and steve #steve and yukidarumon #koushirouizumi 02 #koushirouizumi advs #koushirouizumi d02tb #koushirouizumi posts #chosen child steve #thebeginningspoiler #thebeginningspoilers #the beginning spoiler #the beginning spoilers #repeatverse #repeat steve #repeat 02 #advs timeline: post d02tb au #koushiro headcanon #(Nothing anyone says can change my mind on any of this either)#(And yes I did see the Thing in J.P.N+while I dont have entire J.P.N script on hand in full I will only acknowledge when its out IN J.P.N)#(Anyway this is another variation head canon of Steve meeting a younger Aut!Koushiro on Net work not long after OWG)#(Koushiro info dumps like Wild and Steve is like 'WHOA HOLD ON THERE I Know You Like These Things BUT')#('{IM TRYING TO INTRODUCE MYSELF TO YOU PROPERLY....}')#(Koushiro meanwhile is so thrilled someones actually LISTENING TO KOUSHIROs RAMBLING that Koushiro nearly misses those cues)#(Then Steve is probably like 'Soooo about That battle you all had...' and Koushiro is like ' u H H !!!!! ' and Steves like)#('You dont HAVE to keep hiding it you know {Unless you Want to Then its Fine}')

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cuz-reasons · 2 months

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Terrible news I'm 7k words into another super self indulgent fic and I think I've barely even scratched the surface of it

#gotta finish the wing fic first tho but thats almost done being written #ive got a good back log on that so i have some time before i really need to start writing the chapter im on #but i had another idea and its gotten away from me #it also indcludes my ocs so ik it wont be as popular but i wanna write it so here we are #its got a wack ton of time travel shenanigans gotta say #the idea is simple #ingo gets sent home but hes way way too early and now hes at his childhood home with his parents and an 8yo emmet #meanwhile 8yo ingo got shunted to where adult ingos supposed to have gone and hes with adult emmet #and now both groups are trying to get the ingos to their correct times #i mostly put my parent ocs in there cuz i already have a clearish idea/timeline of like childhood events with them #and also i like writting them and wanna do more with them #this wouldnt be like 'canon' to the like larger story with them but still #im having fun writting this so here we are #maybe ill post it sometime after the wing fic is done #cuz i do wanna post it cuz ik there are some ppl who like my ocs and just cuz i think the premise is fun #anyways #enjoy my midnight ramblings

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inbarfink · 1 year

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One common Undertale misconception that really frustrates me is when Sans is portrayed with a strong innate sense for RESETs and alternative timelines. Like, that he remembers the RESET timelines better than the other characters who only have occasional feelings of deja vu or even that he can sense when a timeline is RESET.

And that’s, like, almost the opposite of the actual text of the game. While pretty much every main character can have slightly-different dialogue in a Not-True-RESET, especially if the Player had previously befriended them, based on the idea that they have lingering memories/feelings from before the RESET -

Sans has no real dialogue changes based on this conceit. All of his changes are based around noticing Frisk has different reactions based on their memories of the precious timelines.

Other characters do also make observations like that about Frisk, like Mettaton and Toriel. But Sans is distinctive because this is the only way his comments change between RESETs and there are a lot of them from him.

Because that is what really frustrates me about this misconception. People mention it as one more thing that makes Sans cool - but the actual truth is far more badass. Sans is one of the people in the Underground who remembers RESETs the least. I think memory-resistance to RESETs is probably tied to Determination. Flowey, the second-most Determined person in the Underground after Frisk, can remember everything perfectly.

Everyone else has some vague feelings and deja vus. And Sans, he’s the least motivated person in the Underground - both in the sense he’s lazy and in the sense he’s fucking depressed.

That probably means he has very little Determination. Thus, he doesn’t remember anything that happens between RESETs.

And yet, he is still the character most aware of them. Because he has the technological know-how to read and analyze timelines.

And because he has the observation and analytical skill to notice a RESET from other people’s reactions and behavior. Whatever it’s Papyrus thinking he recognizes someone or Frisk’s behavior implying that they know something they shouldn’t have. Sans main RESET-related skill is just being able to identify these moments and come to the correct conclusion about them. And with that he manages to be the most aware character in the entire Underground.

Like, the one point where it might seem like Sans remembers something from a previous Timeline is the Fake Spare scene during his boss battle.

But it’s all pretend. Unlike the previous lines from other characters that I mentioned, this dialogue plays even if the Murder Route is the first time the player touched the game. Sans isn’t remembering anything in this scene. But he makes an educated guess that the Immoral Time God probably tried using their powers for good at first, so they were likely ‘friends’ in a previous timeline. And in most cases, his guess is right on the money - tricking many players into thinking this is another case of the game actually reacting to their past actions.

And as always, Sans can only tell if his lil’ trick worked or not based on the expression of the Player Character.

Arguably, Sans even uses his lack of Determination and cross-RESET memory to his advantage in his boss battle. After all, the whole point of this fight isn’t to kill the Player - Sans understands this is impossible. This is a war of attrition, trying to get the Player so frustrated and annoyed with the unfair fight that they just ragequit or RESET the Timeline. And this war of the Player’s patience versus Sans’ stamina and will is infinitely easier for him when he doesn’t actually perceive all the Player’s previous attempts against him.

Like, for the Player this might be the billion time they go up against him, they’re aware of some of his patterns and tricks now but they’re probably also frustrated and angry and exhausted. Meanwhile, from Sans’ POV, this is still the first time this is happening. He knows it’s not from the Player’s behavior and Frisk’s expression - but he doesn’t feel it like the Player does.

He doesn’t feel the frustration and repetition of the endless stalemate. So he’s always as fresh as a daisy no matter how rugged the Player is getting.

And that’s part of why Sans is so cool in the first place, like, in general. He’s technically the weakest person in the Underground, lacking in every standard evaluation of power in the setting - no ATK, no DEF, no HP, no DETERMINATION. But he’s darn clever enough to overcome these weaknesses and even use them in ways that make them into strengths, enough to be one of the most dangerous and most aware guys in this whole setting.

Sans can’t remember anything, and that makes him awesome.

#undertale #undertale meta #sans #sans undertale #undertale analysis #sans ut

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sinkingtime · 1 year

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Remaking the DCU Gaiden - Peace with Ares

In my original Justice League rewrite, I meantioned I wouldn't change Wonder Woman's final fight against the god of War. That while I agree that it's not good and goes against the moral of the story so far, it didn't actually affect my stated goal at that point.

That doesn't mean I didn't have an idea for how to improve on that. This is that idea. Two ideas actually. Also, as this project experiences feature creep, I do have further ideas resulting from this rewrite, so it should now be considered integrated into that first post.

This all stems from his "god of Truth, actually" line, and presuposes my other idea where Diana wouldn't have the lasso until after this meeting.

We start all the way at the beginning. Neither Diana nor Hippolyta ever call Ares "the god of War". They don't give him any title, just the name. Though Diana still claims it's all his fault and things will be better for humans if she defeats him, and Hippolyta seems to agree, though she's not so sure they should get involved.

Other amazons may give us the "god of War" title in response, and/or maybe some humans later. "Who's this Ares guy?" "Pagan god of War. Roman, I think". Something like that.

As for Lupin, he should be even frailer. Walks with a cane, stutters, gets coughing fits. It also causes him physical pain to lie. Including technical lies and omissions, he's god of Truth, not got of "I didn't actually say that!". That said, he shouldn't get enough opportunities for us to actually notice in advance. He definitely has to say his human name the first time they meet, and then immediately has to sit down. And maybe only one more thing halfway down.

So we get to the Ludendorff fight. She's pleading with him to stop the war, he's mostly thinking she's crazy, but does fight back. She has the sword at this point, and I guess she has to have used it more through the movie. Let's say it's also bulletproof.

She's the one to actually say "You weren't always god of War, you used to be the god of Truth! Please, you have to remember!". He finally gets his hands on the sword, and shatters it. In her surprise, he closes in to strangle her. After a moment, she stabs him with the broken piece of sword still in her hand. She lets it fall with him, and stumbles over to the balcony, to recover her breathing, and to see the end of the fight. But it doesn't.

(This is the second time I write someone strangling Wonder Woman with their bare hands. Now I'm tempted to add some of that to the Supergirl fight in Rebirth. I wonder if the original creator would approve.)

"I do remember, child. I'm glad to see someone else does, in spite of my own best efforts". She's startled and looks back to the corpse and what's left of her sword, but he reassures her he's only here to talk. He was like her, once. Determined to save humanity. When the other gods started leaving forever, he pled with them to stay, and help him. But no one did, and now he's the only one left.

As he speaks through this scene, he starts looking better. Healthier. Letting the truth out is good for him.

His plan was to make himself into a fearsome War god, cruel and terrible and mighty, to lead Man until Man would follow no more; to wage war against war. Until they finally "turned their backs on Athena's lies and faced the Truth!". But he sees now he was a fool. When he told the others that they could be saved, that they were worth saving, that was the first lie he ever told; to himself.

He actually saw that four years ago, when all the pieces were in place and the Archduke's death set the final phase in motion. He couldn't resist looking at the future then, to bask in his own victory. But instead he saw that this Great War, his War To End All Wars, it won't be long before they call it simply the first. "And then, after two, they don't even bother keeping count anymore!". He throws away his cane at this point, and stands straight.

He would have left that same day; the others will laugh at him, and it is well deserved. But he also saw his niece, that he never knew about; the sole survivor after humans figured out how to go past the island's protections, but before they learned how to slaughter demigods. He stayed for her, to bring her; she won't be able to come on her own.

It was he who sent her those soldiers, carefully guided them past the protections and to her beach. He thought the amazons would kill them all, and claim their belongings as bounty. He had already prepared visions for many of them, to teach them how to repair the machines, and brew their own fuel, and ride them through the sky. As for Diana, the same future that almost broke him. She would then rally the most worthy among her kind, as he once tried and failed; to come out en force and Save Man From Himself, as he once tried, and failed.

Instead she chose to spare the most beautiful among them, and follow him all over the world, and try to win his love. "Like father, like daughter, I suppose". But he still dragged her to war, and showed her all the revelations Ares could have wanted. And now she knows, and she has seen the folly of Man. It is time for them to go.

She refuses, obviously. She should have been interjecting all along, but in small ways, nothing substantive until he cedes the floor here. Her speech about there being both good and evil and her believing in love works, more or less unchanged I think. Except in delivery, they are still having a peaceful conversation.

But that is when he draws his lasso, and binds her before she can react. She panics and tries to break free, but can't. When she looks at him, he's only staring at her sadly. She stops struggling. "Is there really no way I can bring you home?" She thinks for a moment. "You already did, uncle. I am finally home."

He sighs and lets go of the lasso, which also stops constricting Diana and falls around her feet. "Then I leave you a final gift. Both a blessing and a curse, as was once tradition. Wield it carefully". And then he's gone, forever.

And that could be it, actually. She starts with naive idealism, reality shatters it, she's tempted by cynism but rejects it in favour of a more realistic, responsible optimism. Polish up the dialogue and I think it would be a satisfying arc.

As for the "plane full of bombs" subplot, my instinct is actually to remove that. Remove all the superscience except whatever magic steroids Ludendorff needs to almost stand up to her near the end. Probably remove Doctor Poison entirely. This emotional journey could easily have been against the backdrop of the real-life war, and still worked.

That said, if we insist on Steve forgetting which Steve he is, I also have an idea for that. In addition to the above, it doesn't really work with the canon fight.

First, the scene where Diana is first told about Dr Poison, he says that they call her Giftdoktor. "Oh, that sounds nice." "No, that's in German." "Oh. Nevermind". This doesn't tie in to anything, I just don't see why you would make her character German and not use the pun.

For the actual important changes, she doesn't laugh or smile, ever. Possibly someone asks and she gestures vaguely at her facial scars. More generally, her only love, her only motivation, is chemistry; the improvement of her own skills. She doesn't care about the war, or her country; she doesn't even like killing, really. But this is the only lab that will take her, and that is the task they gave her, and she will perform to the best of her ability.

Ludendorff can still do the bit with the gas mask, but her only reaction should be "I see. Very funny, sir."

We also should get a scene where we see her loyalty to the army is not misplaced. I'm thinking they're deploying an elite team with experimental weapons (that Diana and the Discount Howling Commandos will easily dispatch later) and she's giving the technobabble when a soldier asks why is a woman telling them how to use weapons. Except he doesn't even finish the question before Ludendorff slams the table and sticks his face right into the other guy's. "If the doctor wants your opinion, she will tell you what that is!"

And he makes him run laps or do push-ups or something, while she finishes explaining.

Also, somewhere during Ares' exposition, he mentions that "the good Doctor's masterpiece will soon destroy even any pretense of peace". So after he's gone Diana runs to find Steve, who also found out something big is going on. She knows what, he knows where, they run.

We see Dr. Poison doing some adjustments to a machine of some sort, in the middle of an airport, right by a waiting plane. A soldier urges her; the plane needs to take off. (I'd like the guy that got humbled earlier, but he's probably dead or captured). She looks at him for a moment, then picks up some papers and stuff, what can be easily carried, and walks towards the plane, telling him to bring the rest of it. He's confused, but before he can ask anything she says "Do hurry, we have to take off".

Diana and Steve board the plane together, fight their way through some satisfying amount of nameless masked soldiers, and finally reach her. She and Steve stand at the end of a medium hallway, pointing guns at each other; Diana stands by him, he signals to wait. She says they are too late, all preparations are complete. No one could disable the bombs now.

Steve points his gun down first, saying they need to talk. She shots him instead, but Diana parries that easily, so she also points her gun down. He asks her to help them, surprising them both. He says she's right, nobody could hope to understand or undo her work, except her. He has an impromptu speech, sincerely praising her intelligence and skill, telling her only she can avert war. She could be a greater hero than either of them could have dreamed of.

Diana also catches on and gets in on the flattery. I like to think she'd be bad at it; she's a princess and a demigod, she'd never been on this side before.

She smiles for the first time (she can, she was just shutting up that guy before), and thanks them sincerely, for the recognition. Steve shows that he gets it, but can't react fast enough; Diana could have, but she has no idea. And Doctor Poison shoots herself, content that her legacy will be secure, with this last obstacle having been removed.

That's when they take over the plane, to crash it into the sea/arctic. Maybe she bangs her bracelets to trigger an avalanche and bury it. As the plane starts filling up with poison gas, the two hug, possibly kiss (I think that'd be the first time?) and wait to die. A bit later she says that, hey, it didn't work. She must have messed up something after all.

Then she shakes him and sees that it did work, she's just immune. The last shot of the movie is the most heartwrenching scream we've ever had. OR, if that would be too dark, she winds up to scream, then wakes up, decades later, when it still hurts but she's more able to endure.

Fin.

#though i will insist i prefer the version WITHOUT any bombs #my writing #fanfic #story rewrite #dc #dc comics #detective comics comics #meanwhile in another timeline #a lucky soldier gets a lucky shot on the American before the strange women can reach them #General Zod is opposed by the God-Imperatrix of Mankind #but that is a story for another time

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b0nten · 4 months

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HOW ARE BABIES MADE?

[SYNOPSIS] ˚⁀➷｡ ran, rindou, sanzu, takeomi, kakucho, mikey and izana being asked by their children how babies are made.

[NOTES] ˚⁀➷｡ reader is implied to be fem, reader is called “mother”, “mommy” etc. this was so fun to write!!! thank you anon for requesting <3 also, i used tenjiku&bonten characters but everything’s taking place in the final timeline.

RAN is definitely the type to try to explain the entire thing, without any second thoughts whatsoever. He’d definitely hear the question, and open his mouth but before gets to say ‘sex’ he feels a book flat against his head. “what do you think you’re doing?” you whisper-yell from the kitchen, curry udon long forgotten on the stove. “explaining to your daughter how she spawned into the world?” he answers, dodging another decor item that you aimed toward him. upon asking, dramatically and over-exaggeratedly of course, so offended because he just doesn’t know what he was doing wrong, you just stare at him. “we agreed to tell her when she’s 14. she doesn’t even know boys have dicks and you want to explain the entirety of sex and how it goes to her? do you even know how it works?” he sighs, defeated, “let’s go eat, sweetheart, i think i made mommy a lil mad.” he says, picking up his daughter, “that last part was uncalled for, by the way.” “suck it up, mr. club owner. ”

meanwhile, RINDOU simply freezes: “daddy, how are babies made?” what? excuse him? oh my lord, he did not expect this to happen this early. why the hell is his five year old son asking him about coital activity, right when you’re not around? fuck him (himself), fuck this situation, fuck you for not being around right now (both figuratively and literally). “you see! when… uhm.. when two people love each other and they kiss, they make a baby!” he mentally face-palms for what the fuck he just said. “so you can’t kiss girls until you’re twenty-one, yeah?” finally, thankfully, his phone rings, and thank the heavens it’s you. “oh my god, y/n—” “rindou, what did i just hear on the baby cam?” “haha, my love! funny story!!!!”

SANZU just goes feral. he’s having a fucking anxiety attack or whatever so he just texts you while your daughter asks her daddy about how babies are made.

TAKEOMI plays it safe, using the infamous stork. “and it just comes flying?” “yeah, it carries a little basket with its beak and gives it to us!” he smiles, playing into his baby girl’s fantasy. “you sound just like my parents.” you smile and his gaze averts to yours, from his seat on the living room carpet. “well, your own stories inspired me, because, to be honest, i was about to shit myself.” “daddy!” the little one yells, stretching out her palm, “1000 yen!” and her father exasperates “god put me out of this misery of only being an atm, you’re just like your mother. ow! what’d i deserve that punch for?”

KAKUCHO handles it like a pro. “papa.” one of his little girls walks up to him, younger twin following her right behind. “yes, pretty girl?” he straightens his back and crouches down, still sitting on the couch. “how are babies made, papa?” the shyer one asks and his face drops for a split second. “i promise to tell you when you’re older, right now it’s classified information!” he jokes, and the girls giggle. “now… who wants to watch doraemon!!” he does the jazz hands and the twins jump into his lap. not long after, you sit down next to them. “if i didn’t know any better, i would have said you rehearsed those lines from the moment you were born.” you laugh, resting your head on his shoulder. he wraps an arm around you, chuckling, and kisses the crown of your head.

if there’s someone (who thinks they’re) escaping this question, it’s MIKEY. “ ‘tou-chan, how are babies made?” blond locks spin toward him, and the big eyes of his daughter look him up and down. “ ‘tou-chan?” she says again, a bit annoyed. mikey sacrifices the motorbike races he’s watching and looks back at her. “ask ‘kaa-chan, i’m not really good at biology.” he smiles when she jumps from her place and runs into your bedroom, where you’re blow-drying your hair. confident that he’s just dodged a bullet, manjiro returns to his priority — the tv. moments later you storm in, hair half wet, still in your bath robe with the kid in your arms, visibly furious. he knows he’s dodged a bullet but is about to get hit by a cannon.

IZANA is at the dining table doing some paper-work for tenjiku and you’re watching tv when your oldest marches into the kitchen, determined. “daddy.” the blond looks up, eyeing back at the spitting image of himself. “yes?” he answers, and you also look back to see what’s going on. slamming a big book on the table, the toddler points to the cover “how are babies made?” you burst out laughing and your husband snatches the book away, making you laugh hysterically. “where’d you find this?!” he questions, and his forehead is already soaked with sweat and he wants to bury himself into the ground. “your office.” he can’t believe his five year old son walked in there and just so happened to find this book: effective positions for baby-making. his cheeks redden and he scans the room to find you and request your help, but he’s greeted with the sight of you rolling around on the living room floor, trying to calm your laughter down. yay.

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laviejadelkiosco · 1 year

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meanwhile in another timeline...

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#rottmnt future donatello #rottmnt #donnie tmnt #rottmnt comics #rottmnt comics #rottmnt future timeline #rottmnt future au #rottmnt leo #comics #rottmnt future donnie

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sunderwight · 2 months

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SV AU where, while Luo Binghe is supposed to be in the Abyss, Shen Qingqiu comes across a hellhound puppy.

Now, there is an arc in PIDW where Luo Binghe became a hellhound. But it happened like at least a century out from where they are in the timeline, after Binghe had come into his full demonic power, and involved him turning into a slavering beast that eventually become a slavering man-beast (werewolf, basically) who could only be cured by having a lot of very questionable sex with his wives. Shen Yuan wrote a rant about how yet another potentially interesting transformation arc was instead reduced to porn tropes, but it was one of several dozen such rants across many similar story arcs. Airplane barely even remembers writing it because he was having a pretty shit week and just wanted to get the chapters out.

So it doesn't really occur to either him or Shang Qinghua that finding a hellhound puppy might be suspicious. Unexpected, sure, but demons are turning up all over the place all the time, really. And it's years before Luo Binghe is even supposed to be out of the Abyss, like a century before his hellhound transformation story, and when Binghe did turn into a hellhound his two forms consisted of a fully-grown beast and a fully-grown man-beast. Not a puppy.

Of course: that hellhound puppy is definitely Luo Binghe.

He unwittingly triggered this subplot early, and because he's still a young adult, he gets stuck in a juvenile puppy form because hellhounds don't reach fully maturity until they're like fifty.

Anyway, this creates something of a pickle for Luo Binghe, because he's legitimately stuck in this form and can't figure out how to change back. This is not part of his plans. He's fleeing from Huan Hua Palace cultivators who are trying to kill him, which they might succeed at because his Heavenly Demon powers don't seem to be working.

He runs right into Shizun, who is on one of his "investigate stuff to forget the depression" field trips with Liu Qingge.

Luo Binghe is fully expecting his righteous Shizun to kill the demonic beast, and has a moment to think that at least that's better than being killed by Huan Hua, before Shizun rescues him instead.

Shen Qingqiu, meanwhile, is actually kind of excited. There was a lot of lore in PIDW about how hellhounds can actually make loyal companions if they're trained up from young enough of an age, but finding hellhound puppies would be difficult for anyone who wasn't a demonic nobleman, and most of the "trained" hellhounds just disappeared into the harem as gifts to various demon wives and were never seen or heard from again. No additional information, like the full extent of their abilities or what kind of companions they made beyond "loyal" or anything! A species of demon that could even potentially be domesticated by humans, and it was just left at that?!

Needless to say, Shen Qingqiu's not letting Huan Hua Palace kill this one. This is a rare chance for him to get a cool monster companion!

Although... such a creature might die when Luo Binghe comes to take his revenge.

Well, he'll deal with that when he has a chance. Maybe Shang Qinghua can take it to Mobei Jun or Shen Qingqiu can find another place for it before then. In the meanwhile, at least going back to Qing Jing Peak with him is better than being killed on the spot. He talks Liu Qingge into going along with it (Liu Qingge thinks he's insane but also folds like wet tissue paper), under stipulation that the hellhound's demonic energies are sealed and it gets muzzled before they bring it back with them.

Shen Qingqiu rides with it in a carriage, and feels so bad for the poor doggo looking miserable without his demon powers or even his mouth free that he secretly takes the muzzle back off while Liu Qingge isn't looking.

Luo Binghe is overwhelmed with the mixed sentiments of confusion (doesn't his shizun hate demons? is a Heavenly Demon really so especially repulsive to him?), happiness (he's going home! Shizun found him and is taking him home!), worry (Shizun please do not un-muzzle random demonic beasts just because they look sad!), and some rather embarrassing personal revelations about the appeal of being Shizun's pet. The latter situation worsens exponentially after the first time he gets good boy'd and petted for the first time.

Regardless, Shen Qingqiu does take him back to Qing Jing Peak and settles in to train and observe his new puppy. No one thinks this is precisely a good project but it is a project, and is not for instance "staring blankly into the distance while kneeling in front of a sword mound", so on balance everyone decides they'll just keep an eye on things and make sure the hellhound doesn't maul the peak lord. Lots of "just dropping in for a visits" by a rotating cast of peak lords (they have a schedule).

But the hellhound puppy is a fabulous pet! Actually, Shen Qingqiu thinks it's really remarkable how smart and readily tamed he is? Barely a few days in and he's obediently following Shizun's commands, except for "stay", which he seems to struggle with. He doesn't maul or threaten any of the disciples, only growls at Shang Qinghua sometimes and makes a few aggressive displays at Liu Qingge. The former case is just good taste, and as to the latter, well, clearly the hellhound is sensitive and intelligent, and has a more-than-rudamentary understanding of words spoken to him. He probably remembers that Liu Qingge wanted to kill him when they first met. Shen Qingqiu takes his time soothing his puppy and assuring him that he won't come to any harm, he's perfectly safe on Qing Jing Peak with Shen Qingqiu.

At least, for now.

Although actually, the more Shen Qingqiu thinks about it, the more convinced he becomes that Hellhound (sue him, he's not the best with names) would be a perfect companion for Luo Binghe once he gets out of the Abyss. The only difficulty would be in how to convince Binghe to accept him, and also how to keep his now-loyal hound from trying to defend his master when justice comes due. Shen Qingqiu figures he'll cross that bridge when he comes to it, and in the meanwhile takes some time to explain to Hellhound about his disciple, Luo Binghe, who is enduring a terrible trial in the Abyss, but who will return one day having become Emperor of the Demon Realms and could probably use a steadfast and intelligent companion who is interested in more than just his incredible amounts of power or irresistible good looks.

Luo Binghe Himself: ?!?!?!

#svsss #bingqiu #scum villain #scum villain's self saving system #long post #lbh: either shizun doesn't know it's me and I have badly misunderstood his intentions in throwing me into the abyss #or shizun DOES know it's me and is lying but also letting me lick his face and sleep on his bed #...much to think about

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violentdelightsandviolentends · 6 months

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Hi 💗 I hope you’re doing well! This is soooo random and might not be much but may I request another roommate Carmy one-shot where he fixes something around the apartment and looks really hot while doing it? So, reader gets turned on and wants to show her appreciation for his handiness, meanwhile he’s like, I’d fix anything for you. And things just get hot and heavy and maybe even kinda fluffy. I’m just on a Carmy binge rn, and I loveeeee how you write him! 🥹❤️

Hands On.

Synopsis - A broken lightbulb leads to some interesting discoveries for both you and Carmen.

Pairing - Roommate!Carmen Berzatto x Female Reader

Warnings - smut. cursing. carmen's big ego.

Age Rating - 18+

Word Count - 1.5k

Author's Note - thank you for this request!! another roommate!carmy fic <3 this takes place in the roommates universe, but it's up to you if it comes before or after the other fics - there's no timeline!! this one got a little filthy, actually. the roommate series seems to be getting dirtier and dirtier... i would apologise, but i'm not sorry.

as always, reblogs, comments and feedback (even anonymous feedback) are immensely appreciated!! your reblogs are the only way to circulate my fics, which keeps me going <3

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You're sat reading a book on your bed when the room is suddenly plunged into darkness.

You shriek in shock, and Carmy comes running, socked feet sliding on wooden floors through the apartment.

"Honey? You okay?"

He knocks twice before swinging the door open, looking around.

"Why are you sat in the dark?"

You huff and throw your book in his direction.

"I wasn't, until one second ago. The light just went off."

"Did it blow?"

"What?"

"Did it make a noise, when it went out? Did it flicker? Pop?"

"I don't know, Carm. It just kinda... went out."

He grabs his phone from his pocket to use as a flashlight, shining it at your overhead lamp.

"Looks like the bulb has blown. I think have a spare in the kitchen cabinet. Hold on."

He departs, leaving you sat on your bed, unable to see much. There's a warmth slowly building in your stomach, and you take a breath. Why are you so flushed, all of a sudden?

"Here. Got one. You think you can hold the light for me while I replace it?"

You nod and jump out of your spot, grabbing the phone from his hand. You point it towards the ceiling, watching as Carmy reaches up to unscrew the old bulb. His white t shirt rides up his stomach as he raises his arms, exposing his taut muscles. You exhale a shudder of a breath, willing yourself to calm down.

"Honey, can you stay a little more still please? The light is shaking."

"Sorry, Carm."

He winks at you before reaching up again, screwing in the new bulb. You can't stop staring at his arms, his strong biceps flexing as he works. His hands, big and rough, completely dwarf the little lightbulb. You know how those fingers feel as they brush across your skin. Little moments - like him skimming your back as he passes you in the kitchen - are imprinted in your mind, swirling around at a million miles per hour.

You're practically panting by the time he's finished, willing yourself to calm down.

"You okay, honey?"

You don't hear him. Instead, you're watching him run his fingers through his hair, pushing it out of his eyes. You want to pull it as hard as he'll let you.

A hand on your shoulder startles you back to reality.

"You okay?"

You clear your throat, taking a deep breath.

"Yeah. Yeah, I'm good. Thank you, Carm. Don't know what I'd do without you. Seriously."

He chuckles, running his fingers up and down your arm.

"It's not a problem. I'd fix anything for you."

Your eyes shoot up from the floor to meet his, ocean blue irises focused on your face.

"...Really?"

He looks taken aback by your question.

"Yeah, really. You didn't know that? I'd do anything for you, sweetheart. Genuinely, anything."

You don't think before you move. You lunge forward and connect your lips to his, fingers tangling into his hair just like you imagined.

Carmy kisses you back with more passion than you expected, hands gripping at your hips to pull you flush against his body. He slips his tongue into your mouth as you happily let him take the lead, humming in contentment.

Eventually, you pull back, gasping for air. Carmy rests his forehead against yours, both of you catching your breath.

"What was that for?" he whispers.

"Just wanted to thank you."

"That was a hell of a thanks," he chuckles.

You smile, running your thumb across his cheek.

"You're so fucking hot when you fix stuff for me around the apartment."

"Wait... what?"

"Fuck, Carm. I got so turned on watching you drill that kitchen cabinet last week that I had to take a cold shower."

"That's what does it for you?"

"It's just you. You're good with your hands. It's fucking sexy."

"Yeah?"

He's smirking now, clearly enjoying having his ego inflated. You know you shouldn't, but you continue. You grab one of his hands, running your fingers over the palm.

"I imagine that my hands are yours when I touch myself."

He groans, low and rumbled.

"That's what I think about, Carm. At night, when I can't sleep. Think about the way you'd touch me, the way your hands would feel on my thighs, my tits, wrapped around my throat."

"Fuck."

"I'm surprised you haven't heard me. I try to be quiet, but I'm not very good at it."

Carmen's chest is heaving, eyes dark and watchful. You can see the thoughts forming in his head, filthy and menacing.

"Such a dirty fuckin' mouth," he drawls, running this thumb over your bottom lip carefully. "Maybe we should put it to better use, hmm?"

You whine at his tone, but you're smug on the inside. There he is, you think. The Carmen that you don't get to see very often. The version of him that's domineering, possessive, assertive. You like him like this.

"Wanna see how pretty you look on your knees for me."

You can't say no to that.

You sink down onto the carpet, looking up at him with wide eyes. He looks as if his control is wearing thin. You want it to snap.

"Now what?" you tease.

"Don't do that."

"Do what?"

"Play innocent. Not after all that shit you just said."

You smirk, running your fingertips over the tent in his sweatpants. He grabs your wrist, holding it tightly.

"Don't fuckin' tease, honey. You and I both know I'm not patient."

"Something you should definitely work on," you wink, pulling his pants and underwear down his legs.

Your mouth waters as you look at him. He's pretty all over.

"Gonna thank you properly now," you murmur, before taking him in your mouth gently.

Carmy groans, hand flying to the back of your head. He tangles his fingers into your hair, keeping you anchored in front of him. He doesn't force you anywhere, just keeps you still.

"Goddamn, you look pretty with your mouth stuffed full of me," he drawls. "This what you wanted, baby?"

Baby. That's a new one. The nickname goes straight to your core, rubbing your thighs together to ease the ache. You nod in response to him, taking him deeper.

"Fuck. So perfect. Fuckin' made for me. Only me."

You nod again, reassuring him you've heard.

"Tell me, baby. Please. Use your words."

You release him with a pop, drool running down your chin and landing on your chest. You take a deep breath, licking your lips.

"I'm yours, Carm. Always have been. I'm yours. This pussy is yours."

You swear you see his knees buckle as he smirks down at you. He looks like the cat that got the cream.

"Gonna fuck you all over the apartment, baby. Every single surface. Doesn't matter if we break something. I'm good with my hands after all."

He winks at you before guiding himself back to your mouth, sinking down to the hilt. You hollow your cheeks and suck, trying not to smile when he practically whimpers. It's a power trip, having a man like Carmy at your mercy.

"Gonna cum down your pretty throat, angel."

You pull away to murmur against his skin.

"Want you to. Please, Carm. Wanna taste you. Wanna swallow it all."

He groans, deep and visceral, as you double down on your efforts, determined to get him to his ending. You dig your nails into his thighs, scratching down the skin as his hand tightens in your hair. The edge of pain is what undoes him, muscles tensing as he spills down your throat.

You catch his eyes, ensuring you have his attention. Swallowing carefully, you stick your tongue out, showing him proof of your promise.

"Good fuckin' girl," he breathes, dropping to his knees to connect your lips, languid and filthy.

Carmy smooths the hair back from your face, placing a tender kiss to your forehead, your cheeks, your nose, the corner of your mouth. Collapsing back against the bed, he pulls you with him, wrapping you in his arms.

"You okay?" he whispers into your ear.

"More than okay. You?"

"I've never been better."

You laugh, and the sound makes him grin, white and beaming.

The two of you sit on the floor for a while, unbothered by the passing of time. You're enjoying being so close, the proximity a welcome change. Eventually, Carmy breaks through the silence.

"So, I've been meaning to mount our TV on the wall... you wanna watch?"

You elbow him in the side, heat creeping up your cheeks as you both laugh.

DIY suddenly doesn't seem all that bad.

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wondersinwaynemanor · 8 days

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let's pretend that this is the right timeline because what if Dick becomes Batman at the same time when Wally becomes The Flash?

let's also say that this is just like the Justice League animated series wherein the League members don't know each member's identities (except of course Bruce, he knows everybody).

how funny would it be if Dick and Wally are together and the rest of the League are confused because all of a sudden Batman and Flash are close like super close? i mean they have witnessed how Flash gets intimidated by Batman. now, that's not the case anymore.

during a meeting:

Hal, leaning to John during a League meeting, whispers: I'm not losing my mind, right?

John, whispers back: I think I know what you mean.

Hal: Why is Flash making heart eyes to Bats????

John: I know??? Flash doesn't even look him in the eyes before.

Hal: That's so odd, dude.

Batman glances at the two Green Lanterns which makes them shut up.

meanwhile, across the table, Martian Manhunter has a light smile on his lips and Superman covers his laugh with a cough.

at the cafeteria:

Ollie: Hey, Dinah. Have you noticed something unusual between Batman and Flash lately?

Dinah: It is quite unusual, huh? I was talking to Hawkgirl the other day and she said she saw Flash bridal carry Bats.

Ollie: What the actual fu-

Flash, approaches the couple's table with a big bowl of nachos on his hand: Hey, guys! Mind if I sit with you?

Ollie and Dinah give a knowing look at each other. a conversation they definitely will finish later.

during in an another planet mission:

Batman, after announcing everyone's partners for the mission:... And lastly, I will pair up with Flash in today's mission.

Flash grins widely, that has Arthur thinking his cheeks might be hurting after that.

Arthur: Yeah, yeah. At this point, we already know, Bats!

the Green Lanterns, along with Captain Marvel and Booster Gold, snicker at his comment.

Batman ignores Arthur's comment and the rest of the members scatter to their assigned locations.

Victor, who was paired with Arthur: Was gonna give that comment too.

Arthur: It's like they are inseparable all of a sudden.

Victor, shakes his head: Well, I have seen weirder things.

in the meeting hall:

Wonder Woman, pulls Batman in the corner of the room: Okay, that's enough. You are truly ignoring me. What is going on with you lately?

Batman: Did the rest of the League put you up to this?

Wonder Woman, has her hands on her hips: They didn't need to. So, tell me. And don't you ever lie to me, I can see right through you, Batman.

Batman, sighs: It's hard for me to explain. I can't-I can't tell you right now.

Wonder Woman: Hera! Now, Bru-Batman.

before Batman responses, the door of the meeting hall opens and in comes Robin with his katana. the conversations between the League members come to a stop as they stare at the young hero.

Robin, glances at everyone, before approaching Flash: I need help with an important matter.

Flash, smiles and ruffles Robin's hair, as if that's second nature: Of course, little dude.

Hal, stands up from his seat: THAT'S IT! Can somebody tell me what the hell is going on????

Ollie, stands up with him: Are we in another dimension that I don't know about?????

Dinah pulls Ollie down by his arm to make him sit again.

the rest of the League members start to converse against each other.

Superman, floats a bit from his seat: Why don't we all settle down? There's nothing to be alarmed about.

Robin, shakes his head: Tt. Absolute fools.

by the time Bruce and Barry are back:

Bruce, pinches the bridge of his nose: Chum, you could at least be discreet with Wally.

Dick: It's not my fault, B! I swear I was going to explain to Aunt Diana then Dami entered the room.

Damian: Tt. Don't blame me, Grayson. Why don't you lecture West on how to be more responsible? He left me on read when I asked help for my Science project.

Dick, sighs: And what about Timmy? He could have helped.

Damian: I don't want anything to do with Drake.

Bruce massages his temples as he feels a headache coming up.

Barry: Wally!!!!

Wally, zooms right in front of Barry: I couldn't help it, okay?? Dick is just irresistible.

Iris giggles as she prepares the table for dinner.

Barry, sighs: That's alright. I'll talk to Bats on how we can explain it to the team.

Wally, grins and sits down by the table: It was hard not to laugh at them. They were so confused.

Barry, chuckles: I'm sure Hal's expression was the funniest.

Wally, laughs: You have no idea, Uncle Barry.

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