'Aziraphale enters the immaculately decorated renovation project he calls home with his lover'
Aziraphale: Darling-'He coughs'-Crowley, I have returned
'The plants jiggle their welcome'
Crowley from above a ladder, watering his latest creation: You're early
Aziraphale: The book Nina suggested was quite short, then conversation appeared to take a detour unto everyone's...personal matters.
Crowley: Regarding?
Aziraphale represses a blush as he mutters: Her interest toward our...
'Crowley twirls his hand to motion the angel hurry up'
Aziraphale: Her interest toward the groups romantic entanglements.
Crowley: Always took Mary as the local gossip, surprise, surprise-
Aziraphale: --We don't make love, Crowley
'The blunt explosion of hesitant verbiage causes the demon's breath to sharply form a bolder in his lung'
Crowley as he brings a fist to his aching chest: Bloody hell--
Aziraphale: I--I'm sorry. But it's true. That's what we were discussing
Crowley: Sex, you mean the group were discussing sex
Aziraphale: Oh don't make it sound so...crass.
Crowley: Sex is crass, it's physical debauchery's most concentrated form
Aziraphale: No it isn't! Well, not the way Charlotte and her husband do it.
Crowley: Charlotte Flemming? The Fisherman's wife.
Aziraphale: They make a special event, with candles and music!
Crowley grins to himself: And silk sheets?
Aziraphale: With food, dancing, they use their bodies to express themselves.
Crowley: Pretty sure she expresses herself with everybody--
Aziraphale: How dare you! She is a good woman! Pure of heart!
Crowley: Not what I've heard--
Aziraphale: Well she tells me--the group, that she and Reg make love regularly! And schedule time for each other!
Crowley: Do we not schedule time for one another?
Aziraphale: I didn't say that--I--I just...want you to make love to me...
Crowley: ...Didn't catch that last part
Aziraphale: I want you to make love to me, Crowley...please
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noting down this dream I had a couple days ago that involved me holding a tiny cat, so small that when I try to clean it off it gets sucked into the drain
what
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pokemon variants with banette
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