these were taken from youtuber sailor j’s ‘ how to be a [zodiac sign] ‘ series ( she purposely uses stereotypes of the signs for parody reasons ).
change pronouns & anything else as you see fit. some nsfw tw.
‘ sorry i look so tired , i was up all night burying my ex-girlfriend. ‘
‘ boyfriend number seven is taking me out to dinner tonight. ‘
‘ god , i’m so horny. ‘
‘ i’m going to use gold because it’s my ex-boyfriend’s favorite color and even though i’m in a relationship with four other people , i want him to miss me. ‘
‘ i’m going to wear his skin as a winter coat. ‘
‘ i’m going to burn down his house with his entire family inside. ‘
‘ everyone betrays me! ‘
‘ this is why i keep my circle small! ‘
‘ oh my god , i’m going to ruin his life. ‘
‘ this is why i don’t trust anyone. ‘
‘ no matter how good i try to be to them … ! ’
‘ i’m just going to text him on my third phone as a stranger. ‘
‘ i’m only this upset because i haven’t had sex in twenty three minutes. ‘
‘ i bet he’s with that susan. fucking susan! ‘
‘ i’m just so upset because everyone is a traitor and a liar! ‘
‘ DON’T COME OVER RIGHT NOW! ‘
‘ i’m feeling murderous today and i don’t plan on taking responsibility for any of it. ‘
‘ i have sixty four dogs and if you touch any of them , i will slaughter you. ‘
‘ god , i am so horny. ‘
‘ what he doesn’t know about susan is that her blood type is b which means when i arrive to slit his throat , she won’t be able to donate and save him. ‘
‘ everyone is so fake. ‘
‘ you can not trust anybody. ‘
‘ you know what i’m going to do? i’m going to wear a disguise! i’m going to catch that motherfucker cheating! ‘
‘ what right does anyone have to mistreat me? i’ve only got seven other boyfriends on hold! ‘
‘ what a fool he is , thinking he can cheat on me! ‘
‘ off to catch a fucking liar! ‘
‘ hey baby! did you get those flowers i sent you? ‘
tbh brasidas is probs an only child and even if he did have siblings it's likely he wasn't very close to them since he was drafted into the spartan military when he turned 7,,,,
The expression of relief on Kassandra’s face is almost immediate once she sees him. He is not dead (thank the gods). After Deimos had attacked him…well, she had assumed the worst. How much loss can one person endure? “…I’m glad to see you alive. How are your wounds? Healing?”
It’s not like Kassandra to fret so much, but she can’t help it. Brasidas is a dear friend, after all. “I was…I thought that I had lost you.”
Weak on his leg, Brasidas still managed at smile warmly at his friend; the closest semblance to a sibling he’s ever had. When she approached him, he couldn’t help but to embrace her in a gentle hug. “ You worry yourself too much about me, I suppose my messenger didn’t reach you? ”
“ But to answer your question, I am healing fine and your concern is not unappreciated. What happened to you, after Pylos? I heard the Athenians took you hostage. ”
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im srry i think a lot about the fact that brasidas would be great in the olympics ESPECIALLY at spear throwing. it wouldn’t even be a competition for him.
a soft smile came across brasidas’ features as he leaned forward & wrapped his arms around the former cultists shoulders & pulled him down to the spartans height. he brushed a kiss against the other mans lips, & watched him carefully for any sign of hesitation or uncertainty. he did not wish to make the other uncomfortable.
when the spartan withdrew, his fingers grazed against swordfish’s hands.
“ i want to make sure once again that you're okay with this. ”
"spartan training techniques must be RIGOROUS, if you -- and your /physique/ -- are any indication..." i'm sorry pls forgive alkibiades
“ it’s incredibly rigorous. i left my familywhen only a child to dedicate my life tothe spartan military. ” brasidas stated.he would try to avoid giving alkibiades room for further advances." is there anything you would like to know about it? ”
the fact that bra.sidas is never shown to wear a helmet is strange to me since it was essential for spartans to so im giving him a special one like nikol.aos has, only his has a charging ram instead of a wolf