#makeup fail

[the-richest-duck]

Found a webby makeup tutorial- the more I look at this the more unsafe I feel

#webby vanderquack #makeup fail #ducktales reboot #ducktales fandom #duckburg #duckverse

[asleepies]

Makeup is hard!

Sometimes no matter how much I’m feeling myself putting it on, as soon as I’m done the dysphoria kicks in and I hate it.

I am getting better though. I’m practicing more even when I’m not going anywhere and the more I understand the more I enjoy it.

#transgender #transgirl #trans #mtf #transfemme #trans artist #queer artist #makeup #makeup fail #gender dysphoria #dysphoria #art #cartoon #drawing #illustration #sketch #toon #webcomic

[alisheaburgess]

The Death of 'Me': A Travel Memoir Part 4 of "yes"

April 6, 2022 (Still chilling... but I effed up...) (Full Journey Map)

This day was not that chill, but I was really trying 😅

I still didn't have a whole lot of energy at this point but exploring was calling my name! So I was a bit more up and at 'em.

When I tell you that everything is different there, it's so freeing. The thing is, nearly nekkid people are walking around the city as ads... and everyone else was wearing anything from cheesy vacation clothes to formal wear. Nobody cares what you are wearing here.

I come from an area and an upbringing that 'prefers' being covered up. I can struggle to wear certain clothes that I feel like 90% of the population wouldn't bat an eye at. But here? Nope! I felt so free to wear whatever I wanted, for the first time. And I did. Obviously, I didn't have anything crazy but I did think to bring the outfits I couldn't bring myself to wear back home. It was colors and styles that were just more fun too. Stuff that stood out. I don't like to be seen so much, but nobody saw me here. And I loved it 😂

I was gonna get purdied up and go explore outside the hotel a bit. There was a promenade right outside the hotel... I'm not exaggerating either. It was so much fun.

I picked out an outfit to wear and was doing my hair and stuff. Nothing crazy... as expected. But after I get done with my makeup and everything, something felt off...

I didn't understand why my makeup was melting off my face. My face started kinda burning... Turns out, my precaution sunscreen under my makeup wasn't for your face! I should know this but didn't. It had been years since I had worn much less paid attention to makeup and skincare. It had been long enough that I forgot how sensitive my skin was!!! I shouldn't have been putting anything new on my face! 😅

But, I got it washed off... And now my face looks like a tomato. It doesn't even look burnt, just weird lol

This doesn't do it justice!!! It was bright red and stayed that way for days! 😅🤣 and I couldn't use any of the makeup I brought the whole week! (I wish I could make this picture smaller though lol)

So yeah, great start to exploring 😂

I was still so determined to go out. I figured that nobody knew me and maybe they would just think I was sunburnt if anyone saw. So away I went...

I did get to go out in the outfit I picked so I still felt pretty good. It was still liberating even with a tomato face hehe (I don't have any pics of the outfits because I wasn't planning to share...). For the next trips, I will be making sure to take more pics with me in them! These could almost be anyone's memories. I have very little proof to myself that I was the one that experienced this firsthand. Believe it or not, I have a really good imagination and can feel like I have been to places that I haven't. Which is why I think flying felt so familiar to me... I like the idea of flying off into nowhere so I imagine traveling and airports a lot... too much maybe 😅

With so much around me to go see, I knew I didn't have to go very far to see a lot of stuff and get a feel for things. I didn't expect myself to trek the entire strip or anything... But I wanted to feel like I went somewhere.

I don't think I was gone for even an hour before I felt like heading back. A huge start for me. I start small and then work myself up slowly. I made sure to return before I felt it was too much. I wasn't here to exercise my scaredy-cat muscles! Not specifically anyway...

Proof that I did in fact, leave the hotel... 😂😅

This is a slightly deceptive pic, however. This is only a small section of the hotel...

I walked a bit on either side of it. Which did end up being useful later on. Just from my little walk I could get a pretty good idea of where I was and the stuff around me. I had all but studied the map of the area surrounding my hotel when I booked... Maybe that's weird, I don't know 😅😂 It greatly helped my anxiety but was also just really fun. Maps are kinda fun.

Everything where I was had so much going on. The roads were dressed up, if that can happen... Everything is dressed up and expensive looking 😂

I thought this was a cute little cubby of restaurants. It was tucked into the side of fa bigger building, almost hidden.

I went to Guy Fieri’s restaurant, which was also… just downstairs from my room 😂 (The main message is I never had to go far, but got to do a lot… hehe)

I learned a lot here. Most importantly, if you have never had bourbon…let me describe my experience…

If shoes had butts… they would taste like bourbon… I will leave that there…

I was ready to pay for it still but they took it off my tab before I could even ask for anything else 😊 I was super grateful.

I don't know why I thought people were making a big deal about the burn of alcohol...I'm nearly 100% certain it's the taste they don't like now.

Everything else was delish, of course, 🥰 alcohol just isn’t for me. I would rather eat dessert, thanks. 😂

Something I just can't get over.

Ya'll have probably ridden in an elevator... but you know how it's a bit of a wait, right? It can get a little scary in some?

The elevators there go at the speed of light! And it's so smooth!!!

This shouldn't be such a big deal but it is 😂 They were so nice. Riding in the elevators was enlightening. You don't realize just how behind things are back home until you leave home!

I recorded it on my phone because it was that big of a deal to me. I was on the eleventh floor and it took SECONDS to get down.

I'm not adding the video here because it's crap quality, but it's only 37 secs, and most of that is me getting in and hitting the button 😅😂

That was how I spent my third day of the trip. Walking around and surviving...sorta XD

This experience I had really made me curious about what other places could unlock just from one visit. I was now more empowered to wear things I wanted to. What's next? What else don't I know? I can't wait to find out, honestly! 🥰 This felt like being in a different movie and experiencing everything from a different lens and as a new character. Suddenly there was a different writer or something. The music felt different. The ideas I had were new...

I don't have a whole lot recorded as I really didn't think about sharing this on here. So this is just what I remember and have to pictures to spark memories for. 😊 Thanks for reading!

#travel memories #travel journal #solo travel #first solo trip #solo but not alone #travel diary #diary #bts army #when in vegas #las vegas #ptd on stage #ptd las vegas #bts ptd #vacation #sensitive skin #makeup fail #vacation fail #neurospicy #neurodiverse stuff #neurodivergent #anxiety #anxiety while traveling #traveling with anxiety #travelogue

[sergle]

what I was talking abt earlier. we have fully looped back around and away from feminism, societally, whereas before it was very Feminism 101 to acknowledge that many parts of existing as a woman in a misogynistic society are painful and upsetting. not that being a woman is Inherently Negative in a bubble. but that living on this earth, in the conditions we're living in, is hostile to women. and that gender is a performance. that many of the Staples Of Femininity as accepted by society are things that you have to create and perform and mold artificially and aren't inherent, that COMPLAINING about day to day difficulties of existing as a woman is something that you're allowed to do. acknowledging these basic, again, feminism 101 things, that something tied to womanhood is more time consuming or more expensive or more dangerous Because Of The Problems. does not CREATE the problems. that when women complain about having to perform femininity, they are not, in fact, oppressing themselves. the call does not come from inside the fucking house. saying that you HAVE suffered does not fucking equate that you believe you SHOULD have suffered.

like I could talk about this for hours. how braindead and one-dimensional the Takes are getting. "being a woman is looking in the mirror and going fuck yeah i'm a woman" damn. I guess any negative experiences you have by living in a misogynistic world... are your fault if you are anything but positive? "you don't actually want liberation" we've fully gone back to telling feminists "you WANT to be oppressed" when anything negative about our society is pointed out. it's not real until I say it out loud, I guess, and then I'm actually the one who caused it. if anybody expresses any unhappiness with how they're treated or the status quo or the language and culture surrounding womanhood and femininity. they've created it, right that second. they invented it just now. it wasn't a problem before somebody complained, right? also trans women aren't braindead zombies who just follow the flow of whatever cis women around them say. I am pretty fucking sure they are very much aware of pain, and are MORE than aware of the swirling torrent of misogyny and standards of femininity than anybody else. actually. and I am pretty sure someone complaining on tumblr that being a woman means always putting on a performance is going to make someone change their mind about transitioning. also "performing femininity" as a necessity to being treated well as a woman is not fucking NEWS to your Local Trans Woman. I AM PRETTY SURE SHE GETS THE CONCEPT. using trans women as a scapegoat for this braindead perspective on gender politics is spineless, meritless, and pathetic.

#how I feel about my gender is not the same as how I feel about the living conditions of my gender #when I saw that post I screenshotted here I literally sat w my mouth open for a minute #sent it to my friends and was like am I fucking crazy. is this what we're doing now #Forced Positivity and that there is no war in ba sing se and actually #you're ruining children's lives if you complain about misogyny on twitter #I don't HAVE to tell little girls about the downsides because they are already being mistreated #before they have even heard the word 'misogyny' let alone know what it means #you do not have to be fucking happy all the time about the cards you're dealt. #you don't live in a bubble where it's just you and your mirror and your pretty dress and nothing bad has ever happened to you #unfortunately bitch. we will have negative experiences that are in fact. part of the package of being a woman #and IGNORING them doesn't make them not exist. actually they will continue to remain status quo unless acknowledged #sergle.txt #I see so much rhetoric that is JUST old-fashioned gender ideals being presented with liberal language on tiktok #that is just telling women that womanhood is just being a girllll and loving pretty things and being kind and gentleeeee and nurturing #and not working and just like being wholesome and being happy and being a light in ppl's lives and just LOVING LOVING LOVING being a woman #so if for even one second. you don't love it. you are actually failing at being a woman #if you complain about the standards for shaving or putting on makeup. which used to be Baby's First Feminism online #that's actually just you creating problems. you're not supposed to acknowledge it. you're supposed to shut up and smile into the mirror.

[sage-lights]

if this was a shoot day and they filmed more videos with amanda and angela in these looks, someone check in on me when they get posted because i’m probably going into cardiac arrest…

#amanda lehan canto #angela giarratana #amangela #smoshblr #they look so pretty like my brain can’t comprehend it #just the two of them together will never fail to make me freak out #amanda’s eyes are sooooo pretty like the makeup is eating

[cresneta]

Don't mind me, I'm just imagining a scenario where Loid does something amazing for Yor's birthday, and when she asks him when his birthday is he says it was a couple months ago or something. Think of it as a twist on the classic scenario where the man forgets, or doesn't know about, a date that is important to his partner, and they get mad at him about it.

#spy x family #loid forger #yor forger #twiyor #spy x family headcanons #spy x family ramblings #loid won't forget Yor's birthday #I can totally see him failing to mention his birthday to Yor though #I wouldn't be surprised if someone has already written a fic along these tbh #that being said if anyone is bored and looking for a fanfic prompt feel free to use this #the typo in the tag will remain #now imagine Yor trying to pick out a makeup gift for her husband who doesn’t have any hobbies

[quickhacked]

pov you're vitali and you're in college and the guy (pictured above) (his name is nick) who keeps switching between being your bf and a pain in the ass wants to see your boobs (you say no and he blocks you for three days)

taglist (opt in/out): @shellibisshe, @florbelles, @ncytiri, @hibernationsuit, @stars-of-the-heart, @vvanessaives, @katsigian, @radioactiveshitstorm, @estevnys, @adelaidedrubman, @celticwoman, @rindemption, @carlosoliveiraa, @noirapocalypto, @dickytwister, @dameaylin, @killerspinal, @euryalex, @ri-a-rose, @velocitic, @thedeadthree

#cp2077 #cyberpunk 2077 #art #art:nick #nuclearocs #nuclearart #yes he's got makeup brushes in his bathroom yes he will buy you pads and respect your pronouns but he is still a CUNT!!!!!!!!!! #i would let him hit a few times but it stops there. i would not let him ruin my life for four consecutive years like vitali did #anyway hi sorry for making art of minor characters in the bigger picture of things do you still love me #i'm just so fascinated by him and his cringe fail loserboy vibes he's so. ough. and also uh btw if you even care #he kinda looks a little bit like mikhail and would have similar mannerisms and similar humor as well. sorry #basically a mikhail replacement for vitali. which is part of why it doesn't work out for vitali and nick xxx

[kanelune]

Glen “Mom’s a murderer?”

Glenda “Mom’s a lesbian?!”

#glen ray #glenda ray #chucky #chucky tv series #lachlan watson #Name a more iconic duo #Also kinda funny how people seem to believe Glenda is the one with long hair #have you seen the purple shirt??? The makeup difference between the two??? #Glen be like 'oh no mom is killing again????' and Glenda is upset about failed gaydar

[viejospellejos]

#video #sfw #makeup #maquillaje #xd #lol #humor #fail #wtf #omg #lmao #funny #fails

[bookshelfdreams]

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#just saw that tweet abt pink days on the set of the barbie movie & i think it made me realize why it - the marketing etc - annoys me so #'margot robbie went around collecting fines and donated them to charity haha' okay. look. #that's just the perfect metaphor for how it worked for us - me - anyone who wants to align themselves with me - when we were girls #isn't it #because you grow up and you desperately want to fit in with the other girls but you don't & you don't know why #but you're surrounded by things and people telling you what a normal girl is like & little-to-none of it is things you find appealing or #interesting. makeup and fashion and skin care. gymnastics and romance. you're told that you are obligated to be pretty #but prettiness has never been part of your perception of yourself. femininity is an arcane concept #an exclusive club that will never grant you entrance #& the only comfort you can give yourself is deciding that it's dumb anyway. shallow. vain. who cares about looks and boys and all of that #idiots that's who #but this is Doing It Wrong too isn't it? because now everyone who has taught you that you will forever fail at femininity turns around #& tells you that's patriarchal oppression and YOU'RE the bad one by distancing yourself from something that always made you feel defective #'YOU may have never lived up to this impossible standard of perfection but some ppl do and actually it's fine to be like that! #hyperfeminine traditionally beautiful women are the most oppressed group of all & finally we will stand up for our rights!' #'girls can be pretty AND conpetent' but that's not what they're actually saying. isn't it. #because performing femininity correctly is the prerequisite. a threshold you can never cross and you know that. & that's fine #but somehow that's wrong too because you're not supposed to make peace w that are you. you're SUPPOSED to want to do it right #even if you don't and never have and never will #and once again everyone is yelling at you that this club isn't meant for you. if you criticize the barbie movie you're antifeminist #if you refuse to wear pink I'll make you pay a fine #hashtag girlpower #(well im not a girl. not a guy either. and not a secret third thing. just bad at femininity. #bad at being a person. and y'all don't need to tell me you don't want me in your club #I've always known that. i just wish you'd stop expecting me to beg for entrance.)

[cult-of-the-eye]

I KEEP SCHEDULING TIME TO LISTEN TO TMAGP 05 BUT I KEEP GETTING SIDETRACKED I AM CURRENTLY IN A FULL FACE OF CLOWN MAKEUP AND HAVE A WHOLE LOAD OF FOMO

#both figuratively and literally #i tried the pat mcgrath stuff #but i dont have the materials to do the glass skin #so it just looked weird #so not only am i tmagp 05 less #but also failing in the makeup department #oh well #hopefully tomorrow #tmagp #tmagp 05 #the magnus protocol

[mamawasatesttube]

does dc have like. any adult butch women? at all? the closest example i can think of is karsta wor-ul but she's not a recurring character and that's like. literally it. surely im forgetting some... onyx maybe counts... but like dc still always draws women so feminine like they Have to have form-fitting clothes and big boobs and full faces of makeup it's hard to actually call any of them butch designs. (not that women with big boobs or form-fitting clothes can't be butch but like in terms of character designs clearly made by straight men you know?)

#karsta is butch i mean but she's not exactly a major character #she appears in like 3 issues of action comics #sorry im just thinking about that shit with cassie being a ''princess girl'' again #dc have major female characters who don't look like barbie dolls challenge: failed immediately #but also i feel insane surely there's SOMEONE right like??????? #karsta probably only counts to me bc the artist for that arc did at least draw her with muscles and all #but even then she still had the makeup #this is rambly idk im just sooo. you know #hashtag feminism is when all the women are skinny and traditionally feminine with long hair and makeup but it's EMPOWERING #rimi talks

[thedepartmentofdiscoveries]

No idea who the photographers are, but I do know that the second photo had to be taken around the "Tinderbox" (1986) album era, since Siouxsie is wearing the same dress from the "Candyman" music video which was released before the album was.

Edit: The story behind how Siouxsie misstepped off the London Hammersmith Odeon stage and injured her knee on October 24th, 1985 which meant she required a full leg cast, and the need of her cool skull cane as the tour went on uninterrupted. Sadly the video is unavailable for this story:

Story is mentioned here also:

#siouxsie sioux #siouxsie and the banshees #skull cane #punk #post punk #new wave #dark wave #gothic rock #candy man #80s music #80s fashion #google image search failed to tell me who the photographers are #alternative rock #tinderbox #gothic makeup #goth makeup #far out magazine #1985 #london hammersmith odeon #siouxsie's injured knee

[proudfreakmetarusonniku]

he's a little silly 😇

#my art #rocky horror picture show #rhps #dr frank n furter #rhps fanart #blood tw #eyestrain tw #half the detail on his face is hidden by his hair whoops #he has lovely makeup I promise u just can’t fucking see it #sorry Frank I failed at that

[s0urmania]

Baby girl

#i wanted to go for a more gyaru look but failed 😭 idk how to do the makeup #next time I will tho #aiura mikoto

[seowoobins]

230902 : 🫧 pm

#he's so CUTEEEEE :((( #his 'failed' wink fjdjne #also EYEBROWS #vity makeup team never disappoint 🥺💕 #we r saying this and ignoring seongmie bleached eyebrows .... I'm looking away #but EYEBROWS 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 #woobin #seo woobin #ruby #cravity #🫧 pm #selca #230902