#make fics you cowards

[cutierocker202]

Why is it hard to find Danny Garcia fics through tumblr? 💀 I want to see this man not a random model person

#aew #all elite wrestling #aew dynamite #aew imagine #aew headcanon #aewedit #Daniel garcia #Danny garcia #make fics you cowards #Daniel garcia smut #Daniel garcia imagine

[frownyalfred]

fics where Clark invites Bruce to Smallville for Thanksgiving/Christmas/Etc without inviting Alfred -- I'm sorry?? that's his dad?? you're gonna make him leave his dad at home???

#this is just a joke #those fics make sense obvs #but I always wonder about poor alfred #man is prob happy to get a break but still #INVITE HIS DAD YOU COWARDS #superbat #batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfamily

[faeriekit]

for the ask game: ritual and rites?

"This seems," Dick points out, mild with sleep deprivation, "Like a bad idea."

"I think it's a great idea," Jason says, because he is twelve, and thinks that ghost hunting is grand adventure and not, like, tedious grunt work spent fumbling around in the dark.

Dick thinks. He makes an executive Older Kid Decision (gross) and snatches the spirit box out of Jason's hands before the kid can spirit it away (ha). "No ghosts."

"Come on!" Jason whines, peeved. He jumps, and he tries to climb up Dick's Gotham U sweater— but Dick came by his height honestly, and no shrimp malnutritioned preteen is going to make Dick give in and tussle with ghosts at three in the morning.

"No," Dick snaps, arm raised higher. The preteen is unlatched with a hand to the chest and an aggressive push with his foot. Jason grooooans, as if this is the worst thing that could ever possibly happen to a preteen, ever. "If you want to fight ghosts, wait until B is back and bother him. I need four hours sleep and an un-haunted family wing during finals week. Get out and go harass ghosts on your own time."

Jason sours like an unripe lemon. "Motherfucker," he whispers under his breath, as both the worst word he knows and as if Dick has never heard swearing before.

"Pussy," agrees the spirit box.

"Shut up," Dick decides, deciding to ignore everything that isn't a nap and his econ essay. "Or I'll send you to wake Alfred about it and tell him about your desperate need."

And then, before the ghost can chime in: "Both of you."

Jason, reasonably pale, scatters. Hopefully the teen takes the ghost with him. Dick resolves to ignore any future repercussions of whatever that was; his essay is due this upcoming noon hour, and Dick is going to wreck the class's v-shaped bell curve even if it kills him.

#the ghost is Danny :) Danny is ALMOST making friends post bloody-mary style bathroom summoning lmao #thank you for asking! #dp x dc #swearing #dpxdc #dcxdp #ask games #Dick (mid essay): I'm going to kill us both in real life #Jason (crouched on the headboard and ready to jump): so do it coward #faer fic #free to a good home

[mishy-mashy]

Bruce is actually really attractive, and I have enough reasoning to make a list

He's:

Tall (. Tall enough to hit his head on the vault doorframe)

Long-legged

Has a straight nose bridge

Has high cheekbones (more noticeable in 2nd pic below)

Has a strong jawline

Sharp eyes, but they aren't small (plus eyebags if you're into that)

Overall, he has strong, attractive facial features

Has broad, refined shoulders. You can tell he works out (or he did, when he was alive)

Even has a thick, muscly neck

He has MUSCLE. Is SCULPTED. NOICE. VERY NOICE. (nice arms. Nice shoulders. Nice neck. Nice legs. Nice butt-)

(There are actually panels where you can see some of his muscles. Other than those already shown here, he's got bricky thighs-

-and in the panels where we first get his name dropped, he's got those shoulder blades too-)

The one time we see him smile, and he actually has a scary one

Has small, kinda sharp pupils, and his eyes remind me of a cat. We only ever saw him tense or defensive, so his resting/listening face is really cute

Other than the physical appearance stuff, he also:

Takes shit without batting an eye (patience, knowing it's just how Kudo is, etc)

Kudo being all "Cut the crap Bruce and give it to me straight", after Bruce tests his blood and is rightfully Concerned because they just faced AFO

Put up with Kudo's experimenting and testing over Yoichi's transferable Factor

Did ya'll see the look on Kudo's face when he realized he had Yoichi's Factor/will? Kudo was going to start in nonsense and Bruce just dealt with that.

Also something I noticed when looking back at the images here; Bruce has bandages on his arms in the void. But not when he faced AFO in the sewers.

Were he and Kudo cutting their arms open in their experimenting over Yoichi's theory? Is this why Kudo has two gauntlets instead of his one? Why we never see his bare arms in the void? That he always keeps his arms down so there's no slip?

Is smart enough to run blood tests, plus has enough common sense to pick Shinomori as his successor

He picked a guy who avoids society, has an Ability to detect danger so he can always stay away from AFO, is also a coward so he's never going to go throw himself into danger, even without knowing instinctively he stands no chance, etc.

Meanwhile, Kudo chose Bruce, who he played Hot Potato Yoichi with; but he did also trust Bruce, and put the only pure combative Ability in OFA through Bruce.

These two made their choices based on what they valued and saw the Factor needed.

Is logical, analytical, and calm.

He tried advising Midoriya on their Abilities in One For All, especially his own.

Midoriya then tried ignoring him about using Fa Jin for the first time, but found he was right, thinking: "Dammit!! I had [Lady Nagant] right where I wanted her, but... ugh! The Third was right. My parallel Quirk processes are all screwed up!" (ch. 314).

Plus, when Midoriya fixed his processing mistakes, Bruce was analyzing the way he reached his new conclusion. Pure facts, no bias, very calm, just saying it as it was.

We never see him panic. When he's caught by surprise in the sewers by AFO, Kudo, and Yoichi's little bubble event, he immediately reacts. He doesn't falter, he just knows he has to do something right now.

Was more willing to listen than Kudo to Yoichi's beckon, and probably was just following Kudo's rejection of Midoriya

While we don't see Kudo's face, we see Bruce's eyes when Yoichi calls on his heroes. Bruce was more open and receptive, or at least more impacted.

Bruce was also the one to start talking, while Kudo just kept quiet.

He actually communicates a lot

When Yoichi called them to support Midoriya, Bruce started talking to paint a picture of why they thought the way they did, so Yoichi understood where they were coming from.

(Though he seems to beat about the bush sometimes, since Kudo spoke up to be direct on how they couldn't just put their trust in some starry-eyed teenager. Plus, when Kudo tells him to just tell him what's wrong [double Factors])

When Midoriya first used Fa Jin against Nagant, Bruce came out just to tell him he knew what he was trying, but that Midoriya wasn't ready; and Midoriya found he was right. Midoriya just didn't want to listen to him then.

He asks Kudo for clarification after finding Kudo had two Factors in him after the sewer incident ("Just to be sure, All For One didn't touch you, right?") Kudo knew him well enough to go "stop beating around the bush and tell me", so Bruce was probably gonna start with questions, theories, and trying to understand everything in general, before saying "yeah you have two Factors. Don't know why".

Is strong-willed and loyal.

He followed Kudo, even to death, carrying on the cause he started until it ended with him.

Plus, when talking about how AFO needs a strong will to override OFA's own, we first see Bruce, Kudo, and Yoichi.

AFO couldn't steal OFA because the will was too strong for him, and that was back during Banjo's time. Since Shinomori never actually tried opposing AFO and just hid, we can assume the first Three (Yoichi, Kudo, Bruce) already had an accumulation of strong willpower that made OFA un-stealable. Those three are a strong enough foundation, and the main wills, that the other users just become bonuses.

Kudo, also saying that Midoriya needs allies with the same will and drive as him... hey Kudo, you're talking about yourself and your old allies, aren't you? That's why you look at Yoichi and Bruce when you say this.

Not only is Bruce attractive, but he's got good character. THE END.

#yes this is a bruce appreciation post #am i biased? yes. am i right that he has these features? also yes. #hes actually a very attractive person. hes got all the right features for it #plus hes smart (some medical knowledge) is really loyal strong-willed and patient #he puts up with kudo SO much #from being bossed around to taking home yoichis brother to whatever the heck kudo made him do to figure out OFA's transfer properties..... #i didnt think much of bruce originally #then i started doing resistance fic stuff and now hes a fave #hes a little blorbo #that i throw in terrible situations for my own entertainment #used his scary smile for comedy purposes #like when he made a kid cry once. or when a meta child was afraid of him so they bit him #has patience to deal with kudo and co. but also. has enough bite to snark them. is how i like writing him #oh? background character? well lemme just *picks him up* EXPAND ON THAT- #fic stuff: he tries making a good impression on a girl and kudo is ruining it immediately #he doesnt know what to do because the two always banter #kudo: fuck you #oc: fuck me yourself you coward #he sees through a rose-lens that kudo is trying to rip off his face #appeciation kinda turned analysis in general #bruce #kudo #yoichi shigaraki #bnha #mha #spoilers #boku no hero academia #my hero academia #NOT YOICHIS BROTHER. i meant Yoichi / AFO's brother in a prev tag up there but theres too much tags i dont wanna rewrite to fix that #(image limit and tag limit)

[palmviolet]

You think ten years on the sauce has made him more reasonable?

#truedetectiveedit #tvedit #filmtv #tvgifs #crimeshowsource #matthewmcconaugheyedit #true detective #rustin cohle #matthew mcconaughey #*mine #this gifset is a direct f you to everyone who makes him shave and cut his hair in fics #cowards!

[apk02]

All fic writers writing Sirius and James needing help from Lupin for passing exams and making the charmed mirrors and every other achievement S & J did should just tag their fics as OOC and be done with it.

Sirius and James were incredibly intelligent and accomplished individuals and this shit of wrong tagging and ooc characters is getting really annoying now.

#sirius black #james potter #harry potter #its canon that they were smart #its canon that they were creative and top of the class #flying motorcycle anyone? #and the thing is its not only ships which have remus which is doing it. i just saw a prongsfoot fic which had this #why? why would you make your characters dumb? what will it achieve? what is the point here #prongsfoot #and its not only one thing you know #who charmed the mirrors? apparently lupin. who got the potion for the animagus? apparently lupin #who got the spell for the map? apparently lupin. who did they copy their homework from or who helped them study? apparently lupin #And I honestly liked Lupin in the books. He was relatable even if he was a bit of a coward but who isn't right? #But fanon Lupin is someone i have started hating so much

[kkpwnall]

Can I..?

#let the babysitter kiss the metalhead you COWARDS #dedicated to everyone writing making out on the couch fics #steddie #steve x eddie #steveddie #eddie x steve #steve harrington #eddie munson #stranger things season 4 #stranger things #stranger things steve #stranger things eddie #stranger things fanart #kk draws #kkpwnall art #illustration #artists on tumblr #procreate #digital art #fanart #alt text

[hangryyeena]

SquidgeWorld refusing to even talk about Palestine and other genocides happening because "this a fandom space" is wild and severely disappointing

#squidgeworld #// rant #'death threats' are not an excuse to stay silent!!!! #yeah they're not cool but you made it clear you wouldn't say anything either #stop allowing to look away by giving them a space where they can #what about palestinians or sudanis or congolese folk who are being genocided- #-who want the privilege to read fics on your site?? they don't matter?? #'you wouldn't ask google 'what's your stance on x' you are not google!!! you are *one* person!!!! #'fandom spaces are sacred' sacred enough to turn a blind eye to genocide?? the fuck??? #fuck your 'escapism' you are encouraging people to look away #that's not escapism that's ignoring the world in favor of your happiness #the LEAST you COULD'VE done was making a post saying you want a free palestine/sudan/dr congo/etc. or express SOME form of solidarity #'yes the world is unjust' then speak up bitch!!!! #so ao3 are zionists and squidgeworld is refusing say anything #maybe it's better for nobody to use your site 🤷🏾‍♀️ #if you can't even stand in solidarity with people of color then you don't actually care about fandom #because the people being genocided that you don't care about are the same people in these 'fandom spaces' you claim to care about!! #honestly feel like a damn fool for even suggesting people migrate there from ao3 #people who look away are not allies. they're cowards who don't want to lose support for being on the right side of history #anyways free palestine/sudan/dr congo/haiti/hawaii/tigray and other countries and nations experiencing genocide!!! #by refusing to speak up you have chosen the side of the oppressor. #long post

[thewingedwolf]

im coming out as a jon snow/young griff shipper. if we have to go the “jon fucks a relative” route i want to go for the only fun route and that’s jon’s lil twink4twink ass finally finding a man who isn’t looking for a top and isn’t trying to kill him only for that man to be his half brother. go big or go home you cowards.

#valyrianscrolls #jon snow #aegon martell targaryen #young griff #rani makes text posts no one will read #george is a coward for not ever having gay incest. i said that shit and i MEAN IT #there’s literally not even a ship tag smh #im inventing a ship tag and it’s snowspear actually #this post brought to you by my delighted surprise when a fic i read went the aemond/aegon/helaena route as in the boys are fuckin as well #and no it’s not a modern au it’s canon divergence i fucjing love it aksjdjdj #people ship jon with every single female relative he has including one who is dead and one he hasn’t even met #but his brother who is the same age as him is out of the question. boring heterosexuals the lot of you.

[eoinmcgonigal]

the real test is if you can still love a character with a terrible wig/'tache/fake beard slapped on their chevy chase

#just saw a post about another actor from another thing and i do not mind the wig #but i think i'm in the minority #i also forgive the terrible beards in sas rogue heroes because why not #it makes them more attractive you guys are just cowards #document type: medical report #anyway back to finishing the fic

[embracethemadmess]

Pics of Oscar Isaac channeling his inner Jake Lockley that I found on Pinterest for an inspo for my steven/jake fanfic

Enjoy

Bonus

Jake is a talented guitarist, I won’t take any criticism in that statement.

#you cannot tell me this is not basically jake if the stupid pigeon didn’t tricked marc and steven #oscar babe we love you #yes will not shut up about mk until I get season two #and then I’m gonna scream about season two #deal with it #also I needed distraction from the fact the only way for the fic I have in mind to work is to make Marc make kinda a dick move okay #and not the fun and dirty one #oscar isaac hernandez estrada #moon knight #jake lockley #he looks so handsome in flat hats #well it’s probably the same one in every pic but never mind #mcu look at this this is what we want #give us Jake Lockley in season two #or better yet a whole Jake Lockley spin off #you cowards

[itstimetodrew]

“Why does this fanfic have characters talking to each other in therapy speak, it sucks” probably because it’s therapeutic for the writer to work through ideas and issues using the characters they like as an outlet, as 90% of fandom does. If you don’t like the way it’s done, the back button is a free feature.

#I mean I DO keep all these Deep Conversation fics in my head but that’s because I’m a coward #I feel bad for creators today having to put up with so much ‘ew you should make your stuff Like This instead’ comments :/

[mycological-mariner]

Finished chapter 1 of Flight of the Heron. Oh my god. I thought y’all were joking but no. I was reading it at the gp waiting room and I laughed out loud. I’m not sure I was meant to but come on just. Everything is going wrong for him it is past the point of sorrow and straight into comedy

#keith’s hatred of mountains is killing me #FUCK mountains! #fuck THOSE mountains fuck THESE mountains fuck YOUR mountains #riding through a village: oh christ AND they’re Catholics??? #his face was directly in the path of the flight of the heron jfc #laying on the side of the road swearing that the flora and fauna of the highlands are out to get him lmao #’surrender if you please’ keith: wounded bleeding but v angry: ‘NO?! Fight me coward!’ #IMMEDITATLY gets his ass kicked in less than a minute #not even to MENTION the ‘fine specimen of young manhood’ WHAT #and ‘he’s handsome I bet he’s got muscles under there’ WHAT! #and finally giving in like fine. sure. but I feel bad about making you walk #this man’s misery is endless I’m revelling in it #he’s so small and angry #I love him #the flight of the heron #IM ONLY READ THE PROLOGUE AND CHP1!!! #I need to know what happens next this seems idk! #this book is a sick fic lmao #I have no idea the rest of the plot but my god #I’m gonna burn through this is no time huh

[harleyification]

BatFam AU that I never talk about because I'm an IronFam account:

AU where Dick is either a Talon or isn't a vigilante anymore, Jason never revived or he went MIA after the Joker confrontation, Tim never regained sanity or is also not a vigilante anymore, and Damian either died or overthrew Ra's Al Ghul, CADMUS goes through with Project Batman Beyond and actually succeeds - Terry McGinnis witnesses his parents die right in front of him at the age of 7 - 8. However, this tragedy included the death of Matthew McGinnis, a one year old who was caught in the crossfire due to being held by his mother after walking out of the movies. Struck by her own sins of letting this project thrive, and thus result in the death of 3 innocents ("One was a child, god, one was a baby...") Amanda Waller decides that Batman was just meant to live and die by one man. Somehow, for some reason or another, 7 - 8 year old Terry gets fuckin' BLASTED into the canon lore universe and has to go through his newfound trauma while Bruce discovers and dazedly takes in a new blood son, Dick immediately adopts him, Jason is hesitant because he's edgy, Tim is hesitant about being targeted again, Cass immediately adopts him, and Damian (who has only been with the family two years MAX) has issues about not being the only blood son anymore.

#I have never read a full Batman comic #I barely remember the Batman animated series #My information all comes from fics and wikis #And yet I want to make this fic #Let Terry and/or Matt into the family you fucking COWARDS #It's 2022 where is he!!! where is he!! #Harley got put into canon lore after being introduced in the animated series #But not Terry???? #Call me ignorant or call me naive or call my research skills lackluster but you CANNOT call me unimaginative #Batman #terry mcginnis #AU ideas from yours truly #This AU could also add Matt into the mix I just like angst and unintended consequences #You could also add Duke but idk when he comes in exactly timeline wise and I rly want this during a time where Damian has insecurities