#this is just a joke

[thatlioninthecorner]

Expectation:

Reality:

Me thinking I’d want to be isekaied into Twst and then remembering I have social anxiety and a fear of confrontation 😭

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#I can’t be NRC’s therapist I need one just as bad as they do #twisted wonderland #twst art #twst crack #the sillies #this is just a joke #twst grim #riddle rosehearts #ace trappola #deuce spade #idia shroud #vil schoenheit #rook hunt #azul ashengrotto #jade leech #floyd leech #leona kingscholar #lilia vanrouge #malleus draconia #kalim al asim #jamil viper #dire crowley #sebek zigvolt #twst silver #ruggie bucchi #jack howl #epel felmier #ortho shroud #cater diamond #trey clover

[newtonsheffield]

Violet Bridgerton every time one of her daughters is debuting: Quick, get those fuck off big feathers out of storage we’re not buying new ones.

#I know everyone wore them I know that #this is just a joke #bridgerton

[frownyalfred]

fics where Clark invites Bruce to Smallville for Thanksgiving/Christmas/Etc without inviting Alfred -- I'm sorry?? that's his dad?? you're gonna make him leave his dad at home???

#this is just a joke #those fics make sense obvs #but I always wonder about poor alfred #man is prob happy to get a break but still #INVITE HIS DAD YOU COWARDS #superbat #batman #superman #clark kent #bruce wayne #alfred pennyworth #batfamily

[bunny-is-cute]

Lucifer: *nursing Osian*

Alastor: *manifests*

Lucifer: *annoyed* What Alastor?

Alastor: You know Lucifer. I’ve been thinking. And they say you should embrace your mistakes!

Lucifer: *puts Osian down in his crib*

Lucifer: *hugs Alastor begrudgingly*

Alastor: *didn’t realize how much his joke would backfire*

#radioapple #reluntant radioapple #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer #lucifer morningstar #Alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor x Lucifer #lucifer x alastor #this is just a joke #they’re basically divorced in this AU #they just share a son #osian #osian morningstar #osian is Lucifer and Alastor’s son

[prongsieeee]

im sorry that i screamed in ur ear when northern attitude with hozier started playing please come home i miss the kids

#noah kahan #northern attitude #hozier #this is just a joke #or is it #rea talks abt his favorite thing ever (music)

[toastandjamie]

My love of Mat as a slutty slutty little playboy vs my strong desire to put him in a frilly apron and turn him into a domestic house wife

#wheel of time #mat cauthon #wheel of time spoilers #wot nonsense #this is just a joke #sugar baby mat is still my favorite

[danielleargentino]

2 min thing i did that will probably be understood by .ten people. and only two of them will see this.

#moral orel #clay puppington #danielle stopframe #song is el profe by miranda #it's kinda horrible #this is just a joke #yo kiero ser tu profe mejor dicho profesor #el que te enseñe del amor #lo que sabés y disimulas #suggestive ??

[famouscyclenerd]

My fake interview with an imaginary e/riel

A huge reason as to why I doubt the possibility of e/riel, is because they don't really seem to have a clear indication as to what will happen in their book and the rest of the series, beyond the romance aspect. They really haven't gotten that far with their planning... ;)

So I decided to put what I've gathered from some of their logic in interview format.

*Keep in mind, this is just for shits and giggles. I'm not saying that this is completely accurate*

How will the romance go?

"Elain and Lucien will talk, they both realize that they don't want each other and they reject the bond. Elain and Azriel are together and in love, they will have a forbidden romance. Elain will become a spy and she is friends with Nuala and Cerridwen. Elain uses truth-teller to server the bond with Lucien. Elain and Azriel are likely true mates"

So Elain and Lucien will reject the mating bond, but she and Azriel are also mates?

"Yes."

How will they have a forbidden love story?

"Because Rhys said no"

But Rhys is not the enemy, I'm sure he would want them to be happy, as would Feyre, right?

"They will serve forbidden love and hide it from their family"

That sounds like incest, honestly.

"😲"

What of Mor?

"...."

That's exactly what Az said as well, haha! What about Graysen?

"She is already over him as she is in love with Azriel"

Sure. And Gwyn?

"It doesn't matter, she is just a side character in Nesta's story"

Could Emerie and Mor get a book/novella?

"Absolutely!"

But not Az and Gwyn?

"No, it doesn't make sense. And Sarah says her books are about women"

Is Gwyn not a woman?

"😠"

But we saw more of her in SF than Elain, right?

"Doesn't matter. Did you not read how determined Az was to save Elain in acowar. He didn't hesitate🥰"

He saved Gwyn too, and *reads from book* "slaughtered all of them within moments. He didn't hesitate"

"😡"

Sorry... What about Koschei?

"Oh yeah! Um.. Elain and Az will defeat him! That was hinted at in SF!"

Okay, what about Lucien, Jurian and Vassa? Aren't they tied to it?

"They'll be there too. Lucien and Vassa will fall in love"

Right! But what about Jurian?

"Lord of flame and firebird makes sense to me¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Lucien is the son of Helion, though. I always considered Eris to fit lord of flame more, don't you?

"No. Lucien and Vassa are lord of flame and firebird while e/riel are death and his lovely fawn, kinda like Hades and Persephone"

Isn't that Feyre and Rhysand?

"... death and light, I mean"

But that's Lidia and Ruhn, right?

"Whatever"

Fair enough! Could you share your thoughts as to why Gwyn was in Az' bonus chapter?

"To indicate that she is evil or to hint at powers she's not yet aware she has."

Why though? If her arc is seemingly over and she's just there to be Nesta's friend?

"¯\_(ツ)_/¯"

Nice! *checks notes* What about the illyrian conflict?

"What conflict?"

... *checks notes again* Is there nothing more to do with these characters other than to defeat Koschei?

"And the power of choice! Elain is the girl who never got to choose and Azriel is the boy who never got chosen! Love will trump even a mating bond!"

But Az and Elain are actually mates, correct?

"...Depends on who you ask"

So Elain choosing Lucien is not a choice?

"No. It is a wrong choice"

But it is a choice?

"... No. And they aren't interested in each other"

How come?

"Lucien doesn't even try to get to know her, and Elain loses her boldness around him!"

He does bring her gifts though..

"So what!?! She didn't like the gloves!"

Not the pearl earrings either?

"She'll likely never use them"

Just like she won't wear the necklace from Az either?

"😤"

Sorry, sorry... But he also looks at her with longing, correct?

"That is just because of the bond!"

So they are mates?

"Maybe, maybe not"

You said Elain could become a spy. How do you think that will tie in with the plot?

"I'm not sure, that is Sarah's job after all"

So what will happen in acotar 5 & 6?

"Acotar 5 is Elain's arc where she finally gets a choice as she never has been able to voice her opinion. Acotar6 is about Lucien and Vassa defeating Koschei and falling in love"

With Elain and Azriel?

"Right! The article soft-launched e/riel for us :D"

What about when sjm talked about Elain and Lucien as a couple?

"Irrelevant because of the times article >:("

Lovely! Can't wait!

#acotar #anti e/riel #pro elucien #elucien #pro gwynriel #gwynriel #this is just a joke

[barneyfan99579]

i dont like it when this happens either😭😭making fun of myself rn

#half life #half life 2 #hlvrai #this is just a joke #pls dont block me for this💔

[ufo-driver]

Dan: *gets married in the game of Life*

Phil: What's your husband's name?

Dan (to himself): dontsayphildontsayphildontsayphildontsayphil

Dan: phhhhhhhHENRY.

#dan and phil #dan howell #phan #phil lester #dip and pip #dapg #dan and phil games #this is just a joke #im not a demon phannie pls dont unalive me

[maladaptivewriting]

the thing about writing is that sometimes things have to happen, even if they don’t make perfect sense, just so more important things can happen later on in the story.

#this is just a joke #obviously i go back and add needed context #but sometimes when planning plot you realize certain things just have to happen #some dominos have to fall #then you have to build the character context around it lol #the golden king #solar flare #ao3 #writer #ao3 author

[mountinez]

christian horner @ max // christian horner @ checo

#the red bull racing sitcom is a mexican drama #christian horner #max verstappen #sergio perez #f1 shitpost #this is just a joke

[socialc1imb]

Soul when the halves start arguing over a grape

#social's art #chonny jash #chonnys charming chaos compendium #cj soul #THIS IS A JOKE #THIS IS JUST A JOKE #tw sui joke

[doshi-sukiru]

Hey so you guys remember @izuke-the-zombie's post? With Macaque in a wedding dress?

Well I wanted to see him in a dress again so-

I got the dress on Pinterest and simply made it peach colored because why not-

Wukong didn't marry him that day sadly-

#shadowpeach #lmk macaque #lmk wukong #lmk mk #wedding dress #meme #idk why that post stuck with me #but I loved it #so I made a different version #I like it #should I make a scene where they do get married? #it won't be connected to my au though #this is just a joke

[bunny-is-cute]

Angel: *holding baby spider kittens in his arms being a proud papa* Say hi daddy!

Husk: *looks at one of the kittens in particular with all white fur*

Husk: Who’s goddamn white baby is that?

Angel: This is your baby. He’s just light furred

Husk: *looks at other two kittens in Angel’s arms* Those two might be mine. Those two right there. But just because they look Husk, don’t mean they belong to Husk. But I don’t care what this baby looks like because this baby is rice-furred but not light furred.

Angel: *turns to the doctor* How strong were the drugs you gave him for his c-section?

Doctor: Oh very strong.

Husk: *recovering from c-section sedation after he gave birth to the kitten-spiders and is rambling like a madman*

Angel: I see…

#hazbin hotel #fanfiction #fanfic #hazbits #mentions of mpreg #surgery recovery #drug-implied #sedation #husk #hazbin hotel husk #huskerdust #angel dust #hazbin angel dust #hazbin anthony #this is just a joke #please don’t take this seriously #mpreg #husk was the pregnant one

[matchstique]

Hiya! Can you do me a favor and stop drawing rottmnt, they're way too precious and I can't handle it anymore 😔 thanks 😔😔😔

#ask & answer #matchart #sona interactions #this is just a joke #srs #I may take small breaks #my wrist has been mad at me #so like yeah