When life gives you lemons...
The Fsa/Fs version:
Green: Take them and make lemonade!!
Red: Make lemon cake!
Blue: Shoot the juice into the eyes of your enemies to blind them.
(Or alt;
Blue: You have f#cking lemons, man! What the hell is wrong with all of you?! )
Vio: Eat them. *Starts eating the lemons whole, like an apple*
Erune: Don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back!
Ganon: Throw them like rocks!
Zelda: make lemon tea!
Shadow: Make grape juice, then sit back and watch as the world wonders how you did it
Vaati: use those lemons to make sacrifices as the world watches in fear.
Tingle: Sell those lemons!
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I HATE Linkle and here’s why.
(ranting ahead)
Linkle is a weird irrelevant non canon female heroine.
This red riding hood tinkerbell knockoff don’t know her left from her right and be loving her cuccos like they don’t kill kids and people.
How in the seven sages can you get repeatedly lost if you own a COMPASS AND A MAP.
Like how do you mess up not reading a giant sign with a FORKED ROAD POINTING TO THE PATH TO HYRULE CASTLE???
Nah, either I’m stupid or she dumb.
Explain this shit to me.
“Since she was little, she believes herself to be the reincarnated hero. She believes that the symbol that proves it is the compass given to her by her grandmother, which has been passed down for generations.” - Zelda wiki
Honey is u okay?
THE GEOMETRY SHAPED DORITOS GOES IN THE HAND.
Like-
How did you think it was on the COMPASS????
That’s a WHOLE OBJECT.
Not only that, but she be acting all confident and entitled making herself believe in her own assumptions.
You think you’re the hero? Pull out that sword.
That’s it. That’s all you have to do.
A simple “I’m ThE HerO” won’t cut it for me.
You actually gotta show it.
What’s worse is, Nintendo can’t even come straight with me and say she’s a hero.
(The wiki wasn’t even sure, they literally added a question mark right after one of her hero titles.)
Nah they gotta act all mysterious by throwing at us some stupid possible “ambiguous” clues everywhere as if her whole intro wasn’t hard enough.
LIKE NINTENDO.
Just say she’s a hero or an idiot.
That’s it. I won’t get mad if she’s an idiot.
But BRO.
Don’t get me started on her name man.
Who calls their kid LINKLE?!?!?
Linkle?!? Really????
Nintendo you couldn’t just have named her Link!!?
Why even Linkle? She be sounding a mad lot like Tingle.
TINGLE.
Omg her name AND her existence is a flop.
Like how can you mess that up??
I get that we’ve been jumping at all your throats for a heroine these past years but THIS is the best shit you came up with???
I’ve seen better female Links in FANFICS and FANCOMICS.
(wattpad is another breed in itself)
“She was also proposed to be Link’s little sister, but the idea was scrapped due to Eji Aonuma not wanting her to conflict with Aryll, Link’s sister in ‘The Wind Waker’.” - Zelda wiki
BUT COPYING THE GRANDMA IS OKAY??
Don’t get me started on her crossbows. If she don’t know her basic surroundings then she can’t aim.
Nintendo u good?
You can tell me anything buddy.
I get that you tried doing the “QuIrky UwU LoSt CLuMsy GirL” trope but this ain’t it.
I legit don’t know what Chris Pranger (former Nintendo writer who worked on her) sees in her. I really don’t.
If you like her, that’s whatever.
I just don’t see the…charm.
Apparently, since Eji Aonuma stated that she got some kind of popularity over the years, he’s gonna keep her in mind for a possible future Zelda game.
Her backstory makes no sense and half of it got taken out from ‘The Wind Waker’.
Honestly, if you can get anything out from her character to make a full game, then that’s an accomplishment in itself alone.
But I swear if people like her for just being ‘ClumSy’ and ‘qUirKy’ imma bout to pull a cucco on someone.
I legit wanted her to just be another sister of Link’s.
She could never pass Aryll tho.
That’s for sure.
CUZ ARYLL AT LEAST KNOWS BASIC DIRECTIONS-
(also dark Linkle is a joke.)
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reasons why you should vogte for tingle in the loz side character sexyman bracket
1. itd be funny
2. #tinglesweep
3. i want him to be up against ghirahim
4. itd be so fucking funny you guys
5. like imagine this cast of characters mostly considered moderately attractive and tingle wins
6. i dont draw much or very well but if tingle won id change that (menacing, promising)
7. catboy tingle bottom text
8. the haters hate him so much that there was a campaign in 2004 called “die tingle die” wherein it expressed the editors wish to never see him again.
9.
9. he’s got a lovely goatee
11. its not called Ripened Tingle's Balloon Trip of Love for nothin
12. i ran out of ideas. please vote tingle
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