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Link: I have a science headcanon
Zelda: can you please just say you have a hypothesis like a normal fucking person.
Link:
Link: so my science headcanon-
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"*happy sigh* It's so nice out here, it makes me want to.... ruin someone's day."
- Ghirahim probably
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Linebeck: If you had to choose between Link and all the money I have in my wallet, which would you choose?
Tetra: That depends, how much money are we talking about?
Wind: Tetra!
Linebeck: 63 cents.
Tetra: …I’ll take the money.
Wind: TETRA!!!
Excellent timing; was watching some Wind Waker playthough right before this!
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Link, *trying to get Din to calm down*: "Okay, okay, chill!"
Din: "I INVENTED CHILL!"
Nayru, rolling eyes:"No, I invented chill. You are literally the opposite of chill."
Din:"Remind me which of us is the Oracle of Seasons again?"
Nayru: "You're a fire goddess who wanted to play around how to add more heat without overbaking people, so you invented summer with the other seasons as a compromise. I'm a water goddess and goddess of law. Deep waters come in cold. Justice is served cold. I invented chill, ya flamebrain."
Farore: *Just sits back and eats popcorn*
Hylia just walking in: What the-?
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“There’s a fine line between being bold and stupid. Sometimes I’m not sure where you land” — Zelda, probably (to Link)
(From the English dub of Horimiya)
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Sidon: Hey is that updog
Zelda: What’s updog?
Sidon: Ligma balls lmaoooo
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Zelda and Link: *sitting down near the beach with the most satisfied look ever as they had simply watched the water*
Hydrate Ganon: *slowly come out of the water, his large muscular body dripping with water as the sun shine off his body, outlining his muscles, he slowly ran his hand though his hair before looking at Zelda and Link then smiled*
Link: *instantly gotten a nosebleed as he tried to keep from fainting*
Zelda: *turned red as a tomato, while she started to breath heavily*
Hydrate Ganon: don't you two want to swim as well? The water is perfect.
Zelda: n-not this time, w-we are just a bit under the weather at t-the moment. G-go on a enjoy yourself b-before it time to leave *she tied not to sound like a idiot but knew she failed*
Hydrate Ganon: are you sure?
Zelda: y-yes I'm sure, we'll be better by the time it is time to go *she said making him nod before going back in the water*
Link: c-cha... *he mumbled as he was down to half a bar of health from blood lost*
Zelda: I agree, I don't know how much longer I can keep going... *she mumbled as she had plugged up his nose, and started to heal him* but w-we must stay strong, Link!
Link: y-yeah *he agreed*
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James: and so I'm pretty sure I'm in love with Reg-
Evan: I'm sorry?
James: Well hes-
Evan: No I'm just sorry.
Barty: yeah mate praying for you
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He’s small your honor
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TOTK is actually just Link fighting Ganondorf for custody of the Giant Horse
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this is what you see before you die
better quality version without the gif under the cut!
textbox generator by the awesome @/aviivix !
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Green: you know you have more weapons then your fire rod right?
Red: And what is your point, hylian in fire rod distance?
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Wild: You fuckers don’t know about my knife stick. It’s a knife fused to a stick and it’s the ultimate -
Legend, not looking up from their book: Spear.
Wild: BLOCKED.
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Wind: Sighs
Time: What's up?
Wind: Wild spilled the beans on Twilight
Time: Oh, so does everyone know he's Wolfie now?
Wind: WHAT?!?
Meanwhile, Twilight is cleaning baked beans out of his tunic while glaring at Wild
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