#love missy and river

[the-mxster]

Rating genderbent versions of Doctor who characters based on how likely I’d shag em 😊 (This is a joke 🕺🏼)

Tenth Doctor

8/10

He kinda looks like Winona Ryder and I had a crush in her in heathers and Stranger things so bumps up the ratings. His hair also kinda looks like mine and I love myself 😘💅. Would shag 😍

12th Doctor

7/10

It does just look like Peter Capaldi in a wig which automatically gives him a high score. The hair is giving River vibes. Would Shag 👍

River Song

5/10

I love River…just not as a man. The beard is nice but most men look better with beards anyway. She looks quiet a cheeky man. Would maybe shag on a good day 🫤

Missy

0/10

NAH WHAT DID THEY DO TO HER, NOT MY SILLY LITTLE PRINCESS 😭😭😭😭😭😭 JUSTICE FOR MISSY

#justice for missy #men just look better with the filter #love missy and river #they didn’t deserve that #tenth doctor #twelve doctor #10th doctor #12th doctor #River Song #Missy #the master #Doctor who

[the-worms-in-your-bones]

Do you understand what I’m saying

#this is not my best work but it will have to do #doctor who #the doctor #twelfth doctor #like all the doctors are some flavor of queer but he’s a lesbian #I know it because he told me #he him lesbian in love with his wives #(missy and river) #dw #my stuff

[lansangprincess]

Heartbreak High S2E2 highlights⋆·˚ ༘ *

malakai having hella bi panic in the escape room lmfao — "I had a threesome w a guy once. not to brag but it was pretty gay 😌✨"

AMERIEMALAKAI FIGHT NOOOOOOOOOOO

i feel rlly bad for Harper. I may not have liked her that much in s1 but I have always been glad her character and storyline exists bc fcking hell do i relate

anthony vaughn the man u are. imma tackle u for sure idgaf abt pig oil

the Missy/Spider ship gets into gear bc he got distracted by her muscle mommy-ness???? INTO IT.

but still, fuck u spider incel piece of shit <3

AND FUCK YOU TOO ZOEY VICTIM-BLAMING BITCH

the ant/harper scene i want that scene tattooed on me. right next to amerie/malakai first time scene. him being a fking idiot most of the time but having the sense to stop harper from doing something she might regret (while gently reassuring her that he wants to)?? i love him i love him i love him i love him

💗detective Quinni💗 exposing Sasha for being the hypocrite we all knew her to be

idk if i like rowan that much but i love malakai and seeing him have bi panic constantly is so funny but it also makes me feel really bad for amerie please just tell her T^T

CA$H BABY LOOK AT ME IT'S ME CA$H PLEASE DON'T DO THIS mommy im scared (…idk why but i feel like if u showed him the duck he'd go w nan and darren…)

#the emotional rollercoaster that is heartbreak high s2 #i fking love this #such a good show ugHHH #heartbreak high #heartbreak high reboot #heartbreak high season 2 #amerie wadia #amerie x malakai #malakai mitchell #darren rivers #ca$h x darren #ca$h piggott #quinni gallagher jones #anthony vaughn #harper mclean #harper x ant #spider white #spencer white #missy x spider #missy i still dont know her last name #sasha so

[deeneedsaname]

Doctor Who: Theater and Musical Headcanons

Ten cries to ‘Tomorrow’ from Annie every time, without fail. He refuses to listen to it at a certain point.

Eleven cries to it too, but he also loves it. He sees it often, but loves to see it especially with the Ponds, River, or, on one memorable occasions, Stormageddon on a babysitting stint.

Right before they passed, the Doctor managed to take each Queen into the future to watch Six the musical, so that they could see how they would be remembered and respected.

Nine’s favorite musical is Phantom of the Opera. He admits this to no one (Rose knows)

Most of the Doctors can remember lines in a play perfectly. Thirteen forgets her character’s name

Twelve auditioned for the role of Hamlet several times, in several countries, and got rejected every time. Clara thinks this is hilarious.

Twelve and Missy ran into each other at a Hamilton production three times. The first time they ignored each other, second time they sat together, and the third time they actually went together on purpose.

River’s favorite musical is Beauty and the Beast. The Doctor gets her a replica of the dress and watches it with her every year.

Twelve and Clara make it a mission to see every musical production on Broadway ever. They don’t complete it due to tears and exhaustion, but Twelve gets her autographs of anyone she wants anyway

Donna and Ten go to see Much Ado About Nothing. That was a weird day.

The Doctor loves The Nightmare before Christmas. Then he loses Donna and doesn’t watch it for a while. He watches it while trying food with a little Pond girl and it feels alright again. he watches it with that same red headed Pond and then he loses her too and decides he won’t watch that musical movie anymore.

Bill is SUCH a fun person to see musicals with, but she makes the doctor take nardole too, which drastically reduces his enjoyment. Ten tried to take Martha to a musical after she stopped traveling with him. She said no but took the tickets and saw it with Donna while the doctor had to sit and wait outside

#Doctor who #Musicals #theater #Ninth doctor #tenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #twelfth doctor #thirteenth doctor #eleventh doctor #amy pond #donna noble #rose tyler #river song #doctor x river #clara oswald #missy #missy doctor who #i love queue #Martha jones

[riversofmars]

OMG my non-whovian wife just absolutely assassinated my companion preferences 😭😭😭

Me: *going on about not liking young, naive "please show me the universe, oh clever Doctor 🥺" companions* Wife: ".... Well... hardly surprising, is it, when you're not 19 anymore. Young whovians identify with those companions cause they want to be them, old whovians identify with the Doctor happy to show the young ones around. You're neither. You're Liv and Helen. Or River. Or Kate. Romana... Missy..." Me: "..... a queer woman???" Wife: "Middle-aged, competent and confident." Me: "Right..." Wife: "Yes, and queer. Those are all gay, aren't they?"

A) I'm extremely impressed with how many suitable DW characters she managed to name!

B) SHE CALLED ME MIDDLE AGED 😭💀

#😭😭😭 #I couldn't stop laughing for ages #she's right though #i struggle to identify with those young companions #and the middle aged queers are my loves <3 #doctor who #liv chenka #helen sinclair #river song #kate lethbridge stewart #Missy #Romana #funny #whovian life #with my non-whovian wife #lol

[wibblyowzah]

DOCTOR WHO | 10.06

#dwedit #tvedit #mediagifs #doctor who #dailydw #twelfth doctor #Peter capaldi #missy #Michelle Gomez #Gomez!Master #i love them #thoschei #the daleks gossiping about the Doctor and River on Darillium #*mygifs #myedits

[expectiations]

Bill: I dare you- River: Missy is not allowed to accept dares anymore. Bill: Why not? Missy: "I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say. Nardole: (vivid flashbacks) Fair enough. the Doctor: *munches on chips*

#the tardis team i would've loved to see #incorrect quotes #doctor who incorrect quotes #dw incorrect quotes #twelfth doctor #doctor who #river song #bill potts #missy #nardole #12th doctor #the doctor x the professor x the master #the doctor #the professor #the master #i pond queue #bring back river song #the doctor's girls

[tkstrandr]

okay so i saw a take on tiktok i'm pretty sure but idk the creator if u know what post i'm talkin abt lemme know lmao.

so the take was basically saying how the ace representation on heartbreak high wasnt great bc they never even actually said the word "asexual" or "ace" (there was definitely more to the post but i dont remember it, this is just the part i wanted to talk abt anyways)

so what i wanted to say abt that is that thats not true at all. in my very asexual opinion the representation is amazing !! the best i've personally ever seen !! (ik theres supposedly rlly good representation in bojack among others but i havent watched much else so)

how i like to view it is at the start of the series cash is in like the middle of his journey of discovering his asexuality, like he knows he doesnt enjoy sex and doesnt feel sexual attraction to anyone but hes still very insecure abt it and confused as to what that means for him, which is why he didnt tell darren. and by the end of the season hes practially figured it out, hes become a little more confident in his asexual identity which is evident by him being able to explain it well to darren, which shows hes probably rehearsed that conversation over and over in his mind, but still hasnt put a label on himself because hes still insecure in that identity and he probably feels like the only one in the world who feels like that. the other characters dont seem to know abt it all either so that probably makes him feel even more insecure and alone abt it.

which is why the word "asexual" or "ace" hasnt been said yet, because hes not there in his journey. but i feel we will definitely get that next season !! (if we get one 🤞🤞) next season i feel will dive even deeper into what a relationship between darren (a very sexual person learning to be in a relationship without sex or not a purely sexual relationship, which is not what they're used to at all) and cash (who still hasnt fully figured out this part of himself yet) and we'll most likely get him confirming he's asexual using the label on screen !!!!!

anyways thats my take on this aspect of the show, please watch heartbreak high !!!! the queer, neurodivergent and aboriginal respresentation is pretty much flawless imo !! (idk as much abt the aboriginal rep as i am irish and white but i've seen the actors who play malakai n missy saying its pretty accurate n i've seen aboriginal ppl online saying its good n it seems rlly good to me so !!) its also rlly funny and dives well into important topics !!!

#i love this show #heartbreak high #heartbreak high 2022 #ca$h heartbreak high #douglas piggott #asexual #asexuality #asexual representation #darren rivers #quinni gallagher jones #amerie wadia #sasha so #malakai mitchell #harper mclean #missy beckett #spider heartbreak high #spencer white #anthony vaughn #ant heartbreak high #dustin reid #dusty heartbreak high #richie's rambles #richie's top hits !

[short-gremlin]

you don't understand...im OBSESSED

#heartbreak high #i love all of them #malakai mitchell #amerie wadia #harper mclean #darren rivers #quinni gallagher jones #cash piggott #anthony vaughn #spider white #missy beckett

[sillygoofynerd]

a very accurate recreation of this morning's family gift exchange

me, opening a parsel from my mom: *gasps* a missy book! the only woman ever!

me, then opening another parsel from her: *gasps louder* river! the only women ever!!

#doctor who #river song #missy doctor who #prove me wrong #that they are not the only women ever #they are incredible i love them

[koscheisfemme]

she was a sapphic ! a homosexual ! a woman who loved other women !

#this is rivers mystery second wife #just women loving women #wlw meets wlw #sapphic who #( rivermissy. ) oswins ships #( river song. ) oswins comforts #missy!master #( missy. ) oswins comforts #comic!missy #comic!river

[gnougnouss]

Doctor who in general and nuwho in particular has a TON of prominent female characters (mainly due to the fact that a huge majority of companions are female) so Big Finish and their spin off making mania ends up looking very #feminist by having sooooo many female fronted series lmao

#Big Finish #it's like #Bernice Summerfield gallifrey river christina jenny UNIT( the new series) graceless the Robots Missy Vienna Charley Pollard #the paternoster gang rose donna martha #etc etc #I love doctor who women and i love their adventures on audio <3

[menlove]

the twelfth doctor's story is just one butch dealing with no less than 3 batshit femmes who love him very much and would kill someone with varying degrees of hesitation and then 1 lesbian who is neither and would NOT kill anyone but would still die for him in a very Platonic way

#the three in question being missy clara and river #of those though the most femme. in my mind. is missy. #i look at her and im like oh babygirl your femininity is so queer i love it #what femme wouldnt want to dress victorian style and kill people? #ofc the last lesbian is bill

[ozzieinspacetime]

Missy lasted less than 100 years in the vault and that in itself is a bit fucked up, that she stayed in there for 100 years, but think about it.

Think about the fact that the Doctor ruined it and ruined her and now think about how he did THE EXACT SAME THING in the Academy. The Deca lasted less than 100 years. The Doctor ruined it. He is doomed to forever hurt is friends because he knowingly repeats his own selfish actions. He would willingly hurt his closest allies a million times over to go running out in the stars GOD he's so messed up why does he do that

#THEY FUCK ME UP SO BAD DUDE #the Doctor ran away and didn't stop running #he literally cannot be somewhere for 100 years he'll kill the people he stays with #he does it to River too he just ruins it every damn time #hes selfish but also its kind of the schism but also hes a dick but also i love him <3 #doctor who #missy #the deca

[greetings-inferiors]

Something I realised that is almost completely unintentional but fuck you anyway is when 14 days he loves people he goes “oh is that who I am now” but when he talks about Wilf he says “I loved that man” but didn’t mention it being new, and I like to imagine that’s because Wilf was a person he openly and truly loved. I remember seeing somewhere that Rtd said that Wilf is one of the only people the doctor sees as an equal, and I absolutely love it.

#text post #randyposting #god I love Wilf so much #easy top 5 character #I’d say my ranking is river missy eleven Wilf twelve #doctor who #wilfred mott #bernard cribbins #14 #14th doctor #doctor #the doctor

[riversofmars]

Hear me out: The next "Diary of River Song" release should be entitled "The Wives of River Song" and include the following stories:

1: River runs into Missy again in the midst of a museum heist. Shenanigans ensue and of course, Missy would be delighted to marry the Doctor’s wife - if just to annoy them.

2: River gets into a temporary pickle with UNIT in 21st Century Earth, dealing with two alternate timelines regarding a Royal Wedding. Why the only solution to it appears to be wedding Kate Stewart is anybody’s guess.

3: River reunites with Liv and Helen and they finally get to go “somewhere nice and relaxed” as promised at the end of “Companion Piece”. None of them had bargained for it being their honeymoon.

4: River finally meets the 13th Doctor! It’s about time! And the Doctor has a lot of questions as to why she is not her first wife! If only the meeting wasn't at the Library... (Bonus appearance by the Fugitive Doctor.)

Here is the concept art for the covers. Call me Big Finish 🤙🤓🤳

#i would order this quicker than you can say: River plays for all the teams in all the sports #the recent boxset was so good #i would love this #it would be so expensive to produce getting all these actresses to sign on but STILL #doctor who #river song #alex kingston #missy #michelle gomez #kate stewart #jemma redgrave #osgood #ingrid oliver #liv chenka #helen sinclair #nicola walker #hattie morahan #thirteenth doctor #jodie whittaker #big finish #dw fanart #digital art