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toastcryptid · 1 year

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Continuation of this

#superbat #batman #superman #toast art #Clark rolling that beautiful bean footage in his head #the beans are non-conductive silicone and I KNOW would be good to touch #feels like….Polly pocket clothes #also…#emphasizing here that Bruce is NOT small Clark is just a 6’7 freak #big body big hands big head big gay thoughts #which makes Bruce (hulking 6’3 slab of meat) look like a demure little purse dog #idk why I need to let everyone know this because it has nothing to do with this art (which is about toe beans) but I digress #I’ve said enough in these tags #but I think the idea of Bruce being a big guy by regular standards but then being thrown into a group of super human giants #thus making him a little shrimp by compairison is like….so funny augughgjfj #little man who can’t fly and gets thrown around like a beanbag #okay okay I’m done

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janetcage · 2 months

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I’m titling this, Syzoth and Ashrah go to Walmart. Now accept the shenaniganary.

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givemewallywestorgivemedeath · 1 year

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I need everyone to know that speedsters are allergic to nanobots.

No, seriously. They're allergic to nanobots.

Speedsters have absolutely insane metabolisms, which means that they have an absolutely insane immune system. They don't get sick. Ever. Their immune system works at warp speed and takes out germs the second they enter their body. Call germs 'the Rogues' because they're getting tackled by super speedy blurs before they can even think about causing issues.

Okay, so they have a great immune system and don't get sick ever. What does this have to do with nanobots?

Great question! When nanobots are injected into a speedster's body their immune system sees them as a threat. Only problem? It doesn't matter how fast or efficient their immune system is, their body can't destroy a bunch of tiny metal robots.

Because their bodies can't fight off the nanobots they start to display typical cold/flu symptoms instead. Vomiting, fever, runny nose, coughing, being tired, ect. The nanobots aren't causing this reaction. Their own immune system causes this reaction. The fever is the bodies attempt to kill off the 'germs'. The vomiting, runny nose and coughing is the body's attempt to expel the 'germs'. They feel tired because their body is putting everything into fighting off the 'infection'.

In a normal person the nanobots wouldn't even be an issue because they'd be able to avoid detection. They can't avoid detection in a speedster body because their immune systems are dialled up to 500 out of 10.

As a result you get instances like this:

(Inertia had injected Bart with nanobots and Bart had a reaction)

Just an FYI for people because this is extremely fun and versatile information. Especially because none of the speedsters are really aware of this and it doesn't kick in right away. I could totally see a situation where a mission requires nanobot injections and mid mission the speedster goes down out of nowhere. It's also great if you want to do a stereotypical sick fic or something and want to get around that pesky speedster immunity.

Anyway, it's fun information so I thought I'd share

#anyone watch that episode of TT where all the titans are injected with nanobots that'll kill them if robin doesn't work with slade?#and everyone is all 'WHY HAS ROBIN BETRAYED US?!?'#anyway im just saying that if Wally was there he would be on the ground delirious and vomiting #which #i don't know if it makes the situation better because the team would be looking into why hes sick #or if it makes it worse because wallys out of commission #but its 10/10 either way #i just want a yj mission where tims like 'hey we are going to space so here are gps nanobots'#and then like three hours later Bart is burning up delirious and vomiting #and tim (who knows that speedsters ONLY show symptoms of sickness if they have the plague or have been poisoned or something) FREAKS OUT #throws him into quarantine. stops the mission. gets an emergency surgery room ready. has doctors on the line.#Kon goes into quarantine with him cause hes 'AN ALIEN AND CAN'T GET SICK FUCK YOU TIM'#meanwhile hes like #completely fine #he just has flu symptoms #dc #dc comics #the flash #impulse #kid flash #wally west #bart allen #barry allen #speedsters

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cluescorner · 23 days

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I cannot imagine being a Damian stan right now. You've got both Zdarsky's bullshit (where he clearly doesn't give a shit about your boy) and The Boy Wonder (where Juni Ba clearly gives so many shits about your boy) coming out on the same day. The whiplash must be insane. I hope y'all get some nice warm soup for your efforts jfc

#damian wayne #damian al ghul #damian al ghul wayne #batman #batfamily #for all of the issues that come with having Steph as your fave having too much wild shit happening at once is never one of them #btw I quite like The Boy Wonder Issue 1. wow shocker an artist and writer who I have liked everything they've ever done #has once again written something that I am enjoying with art that makes me want to be part of its world.#it's almost like Juni Ba is really freaking talented or something #like I have some problems with it but it seems like many of those are part of the point. Damian is learning that his siblings are more #three-dimensional than he realized and that is part of this 'coming of age' story merged with fairytale #so I can't be mad at the oversimplistic defining of Dick and Jason and Tim until the conclusion of the series. that might be the point.#I hope that the series will address Steph as a Robin but if not then frankly it's not an issue unique to this series.#I'll be annoyed and disappointed but ultimately roll with it like I am with Babsgirl being here. There's too much good stuff here to get #hung up on shit that seems to be almost an editorial mandate at this point. at least that's where I'm at.#I am also very sorry that Chip Zdarsky is massacring your boy. he has 'X (Tim for him) is the best Robin so everyone else must suck' diseas #where a writer really likes one specific Robin and in trying to uplift them demeans all of the other Robins. instead of like...just writing #for that one character only or alternatively not demeaning the other characters in order to make his blorbo look good #it's wild because I actually think his writing for Tim is pretty solid. but he's not writing a Tim series. he's writing a Batman series.#and if you are going to write a Batman series and include other Batfamily members you need to actually write them well.#instead of assigning them like 2 personality traits while Tim gets to be a whole character #I accept that behavior in fanfic where I have lesser standards because it's fucking free. not a comic run that wants me to pay #tens of dollars in order to understand what the fuck is going on. he's been going for a while now it's gotta be a lot of money.#I can buy Steelworks with that money. I can see John Henry and Natasha Irons in a trade. Fuck you Chip.#it's why it takes such a special person to write a good ensemble story/a good Batfamily story. you have to be good at writing a LOT #of different characters. which I don't think most people are. I sure as hell am not. I can write maybe 3 at a time confidently well.#and you also have to give all of them at least SOME love or else people will be upset that you aren't focusing on their fave #and also the writing as a whole will suffer. Chip Zdarsky is a pretty good Tim writer. I'd maybe read a Tim solo written by him.#I would not read a story focusing on multiple characters that I like written by Chip Zdarsky. because every character who isn't Tim #is at least a bit weak/inconsistent/out of character INCLUDING FUCKING BATMAN. THE NO. 1 GUY MOST ARE HERE FOR

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anonymouscheeses · 1 month

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I'm gonna be shitting and screaming and starting fights if Sera becomes a villain. I can't take sibling angst, Sera loves Emily I swear guys believe meeee.

#im making a fanfic of two and a half halos and the mc is Emily and it focuses alot on her and sera's dynamic #ill probablg send it here when im done. in 100 years because i havent finished a fic in 20 centuries #hazbin hotel sera #seraphim #hazbin sera #emily hazbin hotel #hazbin emily #hazbin hotel emily #emily seraphim #hazbin hotel #PLEASE DONT MENTION HAND PLACEMENF PLEASE /S #I WAS DRAWINF THIS AT 3 AM AND I KEPT BLACKINF OUT BUT I KNEW ID LOSE MOTIVATION IF I DIDNT FINISH #I DIDNT NOTICE UNTIL I WAS DONE SO PLS JST- IDK. JST LOOK AT MY BABIES #i headcanon Sera as trans. for pride month i have the idea of putting every ship and character under their pride flags #sooo sera is gonna be covered with a trans flag and emily... also trans becauze everyone is trans becauze o said so #charlie is ALSO trans because i said so #i came up wit trans sera on my own(idk if it existed be4 but i jst thot of it and got all happy cuz she is so trans idc) but #i freaking love trans emoly and trans charlie so for a bit i felt wrong for hc so many characters as trans #rhen i woke up one day and was loke. yeah idgaf they all trans cuz theres not enoigh #like im not gonna ALAAYS depict them as trans except sera(she is 100% trans to me) i like the other hcs for fun. im so srs for sera i 💜 her #sera just wants to hug her huggable sister sometimes and thats ok! 💜💜#art #fanart #artists on tumblr #digital art #*in stupid egg boy voice* i wish Sera would hold ME in her arms... 😔#gave them snouts because i cannot deal with the no noses. it genuinely disturbs me. have yall SEEN velvettes side profile omfg 😨#my babies... i just want them to be happy. why must there be sibling angst... they jst want to do whats right ☹️#im gonna fight to protect Sera from spme of yall fr fr cuz she do not deserve to be SO hated. JST. JST GET TO KNO HER I SWEAR SHE COOL #like i get it. what she doin is wrong. but if you was in her shoes you know you would do the same dont even lieeee 😨

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carnivalcarriondiscarded · 6 months

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I feel like Howdy would be the type to go to the dollar store to save money then complain when something is like $1.99

i second this....

#he also seems like the type to have the funds to shop regularly at like. idk whole foods and H&M #but he exclusively thrifts and goes to dollar tree & the 99 cent store and shit #i know this man's coupon game is Insane #probably has a whole extra wallet purely for coupons and gift cards....#in the checkout line the store winds up owing Him money #rambles from the bog #further solidifying that if howdy pillar was a real person id fuckin hate him lmao #itd be On Sight!#wait lmao #howdy would get seriously injured #and while everyone is freaking out / calling 911 #howdy has a calculator out typing up the cost of an ambulance ride / hospital bills / insurance #he pauses looking at the total.#then starts calculating funerary costs #they get sick of waiting for an ambulance and just shove him in the car #sally leans over to see that howdy is googling cremation urns based on price #IM SORRY THIS IS INSANELY FUNNY TO ME #im sitting here at my laptop snickering like an idiot #sally just smacks the phone out of his hands....

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xmcu-fietro · 2 years

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saw a youtube comment talking about how Peter’s powers are more than mere superspeed---how he can essentially manipulate gravity and inertia and that’s why when he throws people out of the mansion they don’t die, and why he can listen to music super fast. Everything within his bubble operates under his power’s rules, basically, and that’s also why he can make it so that he can stand still (not running) while everyone else moves in slow motion. And then someone responded by saying that that would make a ton of sense because of who his father is since gravity manipulation is a lot closer to electromagnetic field manipulation than superspeed is, and I’d never thought of it that way but MY HEART

#he got that power from his dad I---#i mean obviously because mutation is genetic BUT his powers seem to have so little overlap with erik's. and yet here this is!#so his powers aren't totally separate from his dad's :*)#this is so sweet #ugh i love when they have little things like this in common #like yes they've been separated for years and years and erik doesn't even know peter's his son but LOOK there's little hints of #them being related in the smallest details #OOH what if peter realizes that he's got gravity manipulation in addition to just superspeed and he freaks out and tries to not use it in #training but it causes him to get injured because he isn't using his full power set and everyone's like 'why are you not using this if you #have it??' and he doesn't know how to explain that he doesn't want erik to somehow pick up on the similarities between their types of #force manipulation even though it's not all that noticeable #he just gets paranoid that erik will find out somehow but he keeps getting injured and eventually charles/raven are like "PLEASE talk to him #peter maximoff #quicksilver #xmen #erik lehnsherr #magneto #dadneto #dadneto and quickson #quickson #superspeed #powers

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undefeatablesin · 30 days

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Have a Good Hunter Aloysha WIP while I'm here, because I passionately adore this beastly woman ✨️

#sinning in progress #(come get ur electro werewolf juice everyone she is unfortunately back)#(i love how you can look at aloyshas design as it has evolved over the past. year. and its just me sloooowly making her hair longer 😂)#(what is a darkbeast without their fabulous rippling plumes of fur tho)#(u can tell i am medicated again bc i can be bothered to render it LMAO)#(aloysha is so fun to draw bc she is just a freak)#(unlike the dignified and composed ruza. aloysha is in fact here to make a scene)#(ironically tho aloysha is one of the most trustworthy people in yharnam LMAO)

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mommyftm · 27 days

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#i think about posting pics of me on here sometimes #because it looks fun and everyone's so cute #but I think I'd regret it and freak out or something 🫠#and I don't wanna get recognized in case people I know lurk in these spaces ahh 💦💦💦#mine

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strangerhands · 2 months

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mmmmm heyyy👁️. ive basically been gone from tumblr for over two days because ive been feeling like a shitty piece of shit. BUT. i finally saw dune part 2 and ohmygoddddd it was so so good. but yes. i was missing leto so bad the entire time. Father come back pls. i need you.

#it was so good tho #like so cool i was internally freaking out about how cool things looked #the fight scenes🤌#the environments/settings🤌#all of the fuckin machinery🤌#the acting🤌#the everything🤌#yum #also i dont find austin butler attractive but funnily enough feyd was the only time ive found him hot😭 yes i have issues. but like. okayyy..#i watched it alone and i wish doing things alone wasnt seen as such a weird or sad thing like. theres nothing wrong with it #sorta vent->#but basically ive been feeling like an annoying piece of shit so ive been staying off of here for the most part #because ive been convincing myself no one likes me and everyone in my life would be better off without me😝😝#just tee bee ehch #and idk i was just feeling like ass and was doing nothing and when i finally would go to use tumblr i was already too tired to do shit #so i just went to sleep #and i was busy today #yesterday*#and ill probably be a bit busy today too but idk maybe hopefully ill catch up a bit #idk ya boys just been hating himself like usual but not as usual bc it was worse but it is what it is #i felt a bit better yesterday though #and also my new antidepressants ive been on havent been doing shit for me so im going back to a previous one i used to be on so yea #hopefully that helps soonish idk #i never vent on here so i feel kinda bad for doing so but i just wanted to puke my thoughts here #also since im already here complaining ive just like. not written at allllllll basically like i got into my head and made myself discouraged #so. that sucks. but also nothing out of the ordinary there #why does Everything i say sound so embarrassingly depressing and pathetic hhhhhhhgggggggggggggghhhghghg #anyways yea i was doing bad im still not doing good but hopefully will be a bit better so ill be back and caught up later today or tomorrow #idk if anyone gave a fuck or noticed but i just like complaining into the void so yea #talkin shit

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coelacat · 2 months

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the three ways to make me INSTANTLY dislike you:

unironically call an animal (or any living thing rly) "useless" because if it exists there is inherently use for it. thats how evolution works dumbass

"art is dead"/"theres no good art anymore"/i dislike modern art"/"i could paint/write/sculpt that"/any variation of some bullshit about how any sort of art is lesser than another

"i think anyone who believes in religion is stupid and should be embarrassed" and im especially deadass about this one. it puts you in such a bad mindset its not even funny. you can hate bigots all you want and the way bigotry may intersect with religion is always an interesting study but. genuinely. if you hate religion AS A WHOLE for just. like. being a reflection of a population. i think you seriously need to get your head checked.

#i think the religion one is probably the most controversial but it really shouldnt be #the universe is scary #it can be so scary to think about how everything is just a dice roll. youre only here because of random chance.#no shit people dont wanna think about that #its grim!#its much more comforting to have a higher power who put you here with a purpose than to just be some ape that became bipedal #and evolved a big brain from there #and now we're doing taxes n shit #like!! i get why some people would be freaked out about that and would hate thinking about it #not to mention religion has a giant history and its always been more than just believing in higher powers #religion can be a large group of peoples history #i really love looking into and learning about judaism for this reason #religion is so interwoven with history and tradition and folk tales have been a driving force of human socialization for forever #another thing is that i think a lot of people forget that religious people are. p. people. even if its a religion you hate for good reason #im not gonna defend mormonism. lol. but people tend to forget that the mormon church wants you to be an asshole to mormons #thats kinda how the whole thing operates? creating a fear of the unknown and outsiders?#same as any cult #sorry for all of this i just saw a really awful post #idk. is it that hard to just be nice to people and not assume everyone around you is an idiot #because thats gonna make you hate people and then make you lonely #id know because ive been there #if dnis worked i think these three things would be the only things on it #theyre the people i dont wanna engage with the most. mostly because theyre annoying

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nerime · 8 months

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I had breakfast at a "vintage cafe" and this is what I was served on

fellas ...... we old

#neri stfu #also just in tags bc i feel like i only rant and amnoy everyone here lately #but i legitimately feel like an alien that got dropped on earth by accident and has to copy everyone else's behaviours to look normaler #i am not feeling it. i guess for a long time I've been in a bubble of my close friends now #who just. get it. and get that sometimes i need to be alone or just idk that im insane and im gonna freak out if they do particular things #and they don't do things that make me uncomfortable or idk. mental illness support circle i guess since we all just Get It #🤡👍#prompted by me being at a very uncomfortable social situation today (AND tomorrow...)

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the-gayest-sky-kid · 2 days

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nobody here fucking listens to me nobody here fucking cares when its important im so sick of this fucking house

#my mom can freak out when i drop a fucking plate or something because when THEY yell or call me slurs or hit me its perfectly fine #my mom says she hated when my father teased me but she never stopped him wnd n #and now when i get called a fucking faggot its none of her business either #why would it be #when i tried to to kill myself when i was more actively suicidal it wasnt let's get my daughter some help it was fucking #do you want to go to a mental hospital? where they'll tie you up? do you want to be like your father?#other people have it worse. other people have made it. youre only thinking of yourself. youre making me look like a bad parent.#even now she talks all proud in her therapy sessions and with the case workers but i know she hasn't tried to help me at all. i have no idea #where my lifes going and i have no idea where to start and she hasnt helped at all.#but its okay because shes getting better and shes the only fucking person in this house that matters right. she knows EVERYTHINGGGG #when my brothers talk bullshit it's okay for them to have their own opinions. when she gets offended its never on my behalf. im queer when #she gets to say shes sooo supportive but then she forgets #i can't use my name because she gave me everything and i have to think about her feelings #when i defend myself im just as at fault because why would i defend myself right. why wouldn't i just lie down and take shit #i fucking hate this house #i hope i never see everyone here again #aethers rants #cw vent #personal posts and stuff idk #swearing cw

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annie-thyme · 6 days

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and once again I am suddenly overwhelmed with an intense feeling of not really fitting into a gender

#honestly I don't even know what this is about I just saw some stories on insta and it's like oh look #she is so proud to be a woman whoa ppl...actually do that huh #and I just realised I never really felt that way like. not fully!! maybe a bit of that yeah but not to this full extent of this #womanhood thing #and I mean yeah I probably felt more of it in my teens and like 20s but it only just occurred to me that it's never been to this full extent #of being womanly and motherly and nurturing etc etc #and now I do not feel like that art all I mean I mostly am a creachur. a divine being. if you will. a freak #and I love it tomorrow I'm gonna go try on some skirts which I haven't done in ages and I'm definitely gonna be doing it in a queer way #not in a girl way #anyway #I know this is really weird going on tag rants here where nobody except a few of my mutuals (hey guys love you lots thought u should know)#is gonna see let alone read this but I really don't have anyone irl to talk to abt gender stuff and I mean I tried?#but just idk. ppl don't get it? like everyone in my life already knows I'm queer and they sorta hand wave it away like that is too #complicated and not that important - and it isn't!! but it also is!#I think they might have been more understanding and sympathetic if I were trans but I'm not and being nonbinary is somehow too difficult for #them to grasp idk #and when I say I don't want to be a different gender and feel increasingly outside and to the left of my assigned gender the more I think #about it they just. do not get it. and it is kinda discouraging and leaves me feeling like not talking about it with them ever #I don't know why I'm writing all this tbh #gender #queer things

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thatoneweirdo14 · 7 months

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joined a yoi discord server today and told everyone I'm 2 days old to the show

#they FREAKED OUT #LIKE THEY WERE SO HAPPY #IS THIS BECAUSE THEY DONT GET NEW FANS VERY OFTEN OR BECAUSE ITS DIED DOWN #EITHER WAY i felt so appreciated 🥹#i was so afraid id be looked down upon because im SEVEN years late #but everyone got SO EXCITED and welcomed me so much #like for a fandom where it feels like everyones a veteran #i felt so included 🥹#this is how older fandom spaces SHOULD be #the bts fandom has to keep reminding ppl that you're no less for joining later #but in that server i didnt get a sense of “oh im too late” AT ALL #even though everyone who ive seen talk abt the show on here talks abt how “you just had to be there”#so i was worried id get left out #but DAMN #this is why i love fandoms man #yuri on ice #yoi

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8lah8lah · 1 year

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"both sides of shipcourse are wrong" says person about to not bat a fucking eye when someone on one side gets chased off the fucking internet and doxxed and told they deserve assault for liking ships that are abusive in a way they dont immediately understand/relate to. "shipping discourse is just sooo dumb and immature" says person about to fucking gasp and scream and tell all their mutuals and post "STOP putting ***** on my dash in 202_" vagues like A Gross Drawing Existing In The World is going to singlehandedly groom and traumatize and enable and Normalize everything for everyone on the planet simultaneously for simply being put out there and it being out there is a category 10000 mental safety hazard that they must bravely defend people from. "youre stupid if you care about ship discourse lmao" posts brave tumblr user about to get really upset publically over One person they saw shipping a like, 4-year age gap between two fictional chars that's there if you Squint, an opinion that Clearly has NOTHING to do with very specifically one side of the discourse

#8log upd8 #bottom line i really really Rreally resent people going 'oh haha this Stupid Internet Drama #is So Dumb and everyone who cares about it is dumb too' followed by #literally ruining somebody's life because they never bothered to look into or learn why #that person likes the stuff they do. OR LIKE GIVE THEM ANY GOOD FAITH AT ALL?#at the very very very very fucking least you would ASSUME these people see someone getting #Harassed Off The Fucking Internet and go hm did this person really deserve it. what did they do #and why and what is their side of the story.#NOPE its just Ummmm make sure to not reblog from *** or youll get Freak Poisoning by proximity!!#it's why i don't really post my own stuff on here anymore; i don't feel comfortable-#-being in a social environment where people will just up and decide someone deserves #to Not Exist where they can see them anymore. even if it's not me it's happening to #it's too cruel and i can't stand it ._.; if you do or allow stuff like this please unfollow me #or better just block me outright. 'oh but what if they post-' I Don't Fucking Care #unless they're posting about specific real living/lived human beings in harmful ways #they don't deserve this shit and even if they WERE posting about real people (they arent.)#what do you think online harassment would do to stop that? you think predators are gonna #get vagued and go Aw shucks ive been caught better stop being weird about specific real children!#tags are getting long lol sorry

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