#lmao I’m jewish

[emichevy]

So I had a dream last night where Noir was fighting the fucking Annabelle demon??

Please do not ask questions I don’t have answers

#spider noir #spiderman noir #my art #into the spider verse #spiderman #my wife #art #lmao? #demon #dude I don’t fucking know #it was so random #when the obsession gets so bad #you start dreaming of them #uh oh #I’m so fucking confused #someone said to draw him in a priest outfit for this #so I did #it’s funnier cause he’s Jewish #my hc #I’m losing my shit

[somethingoriginal127]

so i’m watching that cutesy cringey little middle school movie with adam sandler’s like (entire family?) in it and his daughter is so adorable i’m loving it. she’s so cute. i’m declaring her my new favorite nepo baby. her performance is so cute.

also, i saw critiques on tiktok about how it was unrealistically cringe, but it’s not. it’s literally the perfect amount of 8th grade angst and cringe. yes, the children were spewing a whole bunch of tiktok performative activism all over the place every few minutes .. that is what middle schoolers sound like now just a tad less hyperbolic.

also, i thought it was such a cute detail how when she has her little issue (after her cliff jump) none of the girls actively made comments about what happened, even one of the girls who had kind of been snubbing her made a comment about how it was just a period, it was normal, and the guys couldn’t handle it if they had one.

#you are so not invited to my bat mitzvah #it’s so cute guys #it’s serving it’s purpose perfectly #adam sandler #seema #middle school realness #is being served #sadie sandler #also i’m not jewish i just find the middle school part relatable lmao

[bestial4ngel]

No thoughts… only edizzy la cage aux folles au

#their relationship in the movie version is just like edizzy fr to me #the codependency… the volitility at times but beneath that just them knowing eachother better than anyone else and still being in love #and it fits so well in my head too because most aus are about them owning a club anyway lmao #plot twist stede is the straight dad and like in the movie version he lowkey crushes on ed (who would be albert / albin) except its #(well… more like ‘straight’ dad) #actually for real and ed revealing he’s not a woman is his gay awakening lmfao #only thing I’m stuck on is the way that the plot requires the other parents to be homophobic but obviously stede & mary wouldn’t be #me talking #our flag means death #edizzy #izzy hands #ed teach #izzy ofmd #blackhands #it would be interesting to have izzy in the role of albin/albert too but I think he fits george/armand way more #also the jewish last name thing from the movie would be cool to incorporate since that’s a semi common hc already #ALSO !! IT HAS THE SAME THEMES / JOURNEY WITH THE MAIN CHARACTERS IMO #like ik obviously shamelessly being yourself is just a thing in almost every piece of queer media but yeah. it fits their issues well too #it would be interesting to explore izzy pushing ed to fit a certain role in this context and both of their issues with not being vulnerable- #/themselves fully and not feeling worthy of love #lmao rip to their kid tho. hope he can gain some good coping skills from stede and mary’s kid… ah wait they aren’t great at coping either #also izzy owning a gay/drag club is so val of him so I love it for that

[welcometotheravenclawcommonroom]

My dad all year: fairly secular like the rest of us, doesn’t keep kosher, doesn’t really observe Shabbat, the occasional temple service.

My dad on Yom Kippur: *putting on a kippah* hello family yes I am fasting and don’t ask me money questions. I am now extremely devout for the next 24 hours

#mod des #😂😂😂 #not super religious jews on Yom Kippur be like #ah shit I better set this year up right #like bruh if G-d is real he can definitely see you eating that bacon and sinning the rest of the year😂 #no judgement tho I just think it’s funny how my dad without fail every year #finds G-d but only on the high holidays 😂 #I try to do Shabbat every Friday night just as a comforting ritual because I’m pretty agnostic #and I host picnics for all the holidays except this year for new years stuff I’ve just been so busy with the new semester #and a new apartment #and there was a wedding that we got back from late Friday so I couldn’t plan anything for Rosh Hashanah #but anyway my dad does like the whatever the Jewish version of Pascal’s wager is but only on holidays 😂 #I can’t fast for medical reasons even if I wanted to tho lmao

[natsukaishii]

twt if i see one more “zhongli and tighnari’s eng vas are zionists don’t support them” tweet i’m deleting the app

#keith is jewish. #zach is also jewish. #my family don’t know abt this blog so i can speak a little more openly #not all jews are zionists. #yes many israelis are jewish. #but NOT ALL JEWS ARE ZIONISTS. #must we pin this to our forehead. #is there an automatic assumption that jewish = zionist? #“you must support israel you liked one or two twts and avoided talking about it” #jewish families are close knit and aren’t fond of differing opinions #my family watch my social media to literally make sure i’m abiding #i can’t speak out publicly about palestine for that literal reason #it would endanger me if i did. #have people ever considered that it’s simply not safe for people for some people to openly change their ways their friend groups etc #i had this discussion about zach with someone but he could lose family and friends and perhaps a large majority of the support in his life #it will never compare to what palestinians are losing. don’t even attack me for that #but whatever. i guess i’m just tired of the jewish = zionist shit #that anon ask i received really hit me hard calling me slurs for not speaking out publicly and reblogging stuff #i can’t speak on behalf of zach nor keith. but i’m not gonna stop supporting them w/o very good evidence #this is so risky to post lmao i’m just so done #watch me delete this when my anger settles #i literally never open twt but when i do theres always some bullshit

[scleracentipede]

thinking about how Saint Jonathan is "model of loyalty to truth and friendship” (according to Wikipedia) and thinking about a young trans Scarecrow who is lonely taking it as a saint name in his confirmation in the hope it’ll make god send him friends and later taking it as his own name

#hmmm year one scarecrow sadness feels #might not be accurate im not Catholic I’m Jewish lmao #pj talking #jonathan crane #scarecrow headcanons #sceleraverse #adding this to my au lore #trans!jonathan crane #trans!scarecrow

[ariesbilly]

Literally will be thinking about this all day actually

The hairy titties, him being fed, the hand on the cart, the gold bracelet…I am on my KNEES sorry to his fiancée

#it should be ME feeding him cannolis what is this!!!! #mazel to happy couple tho I guess 😔 #idk why I keep saying Mazel lately I’m not Jewish lmao

[zuble]

i don’t have time to read the article yet but uh, be careful i guess

#i have some ashkenazi jewish blood in me so i’m hoping my data is safe lmao

[angelnumber27]

Ah, begging for money like a proper GREEDY JEW! LOL

#tw antisemitism #I’m not even Jewish this bitch is just angry at the whole world lmao

[booksandpaperss]

Why is my biggest fandom kin of all time a skinny white gay boy in the 80s with the most basic daddy issues and a crush on Superman help 😭

Like why is this my highest kin WHY

istg the sheer audacity this man has in everything he does 💀💀

#it’s worse cuz I’m a Jewish non binary lesbian #and I’m def NOT from the 80s #nor do I like Superman #or men with muscles #i do have daddy issues tho 💀 #lmao anyway #byler #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are

[faun-the-fae]

So apprently J.K.Bitchings is a straight up Holocaust denier. Like I already new she was antisemitism because of

goblins and also a significant amount of the plot being weird Holocaust fanfic, but goddamn. Anyways I suggest in light of this revelation we tack on Harry being a little Jewy lad on top of being trans and gay

#attack me if u want #maybe I’m into that lmao #jk I’m Ace #but I still feed on transphobic/Nazi suffering #if u want to discuss feel free I love talking shit about that absolute train wreck #harry potter #potterhead #jk rowling #fuck jkr #trans #gay #jewish #jewblr #Ace #ig #I’m just tagging anything for fun now #I’m decending into madness as I type #anywho by babes love u <3

[call-me-cosmic]

LMFAO THIS AUDIO CRACKS ME UP

#art #artists on tumblr #artistsupport #drawing #digital art #gravity falls #time tape #mabel pines #stan pines #young stanley pines #grunkle stan #Disney #alex hirsch #jewish #Jewish pines family #procreate #lmao this is so funny #yes I’m laughing at my own stuff #leave me alone #just my art #santa claus #hannukah #christmas #jerry seinfeld #seinfeld

[seokgyuu]

Hi. I don’t know if you know but there are a few blogs that blocked you saying you are a zionist for supporting Israel.

ahh, so that’s what that was about! well, i’m not a zionist, to be clear 😭 i’m just a jew who is worried about antisemitism rising in anti-zionist movements! but i do NOT!!!!!!! support the israeli government in any shape or form. i feel like it’s sadly a great misconception that just because someone is jewish and worried about the jewish people, they support what israel does. i do not support a genocide on innocent people and whoever believes that and blocks me for it surely doesn’t know me, so that’s their loss tbh!!! but uh, thanks for telling me ig?

#hope that clears things up lmao #even if i have a bond to israel as a country because my family lived their for years (i didn’t) doesn’t mean i support the government #i am just a jewish girl #what do you want me to say? #that i’m not worried about my friends and family living in israel? #well that would be a lie!!! #but i can be worried about my friends and family AND want the palestinian people to be free #the one does not make the other impossible u know #but if you want to block me for that…ok

[moonsbijou]

why do i feel like ori’s definition of beautiful mainly revolves around blue eyes and blonde hair 😬😬😬

#jewish matchmaking #Netflix #Netflix Jewish matchmaking #seems like a train wreck I’m tuned in #so early too lmao #oh and it does in fact only revolve around that because the first girl he was put with was absolutely gorgeous and he blew it

[macbethz]

It’s honestly not even abt funding a transphobe to me I’ll just make fun of you for being into Harry Potter

#AND PAYING 70 DOLLARS FOR IT LMAO #like I’m sorry nothing abt that world is interesting LOL #and you want to roleplay ending a Jewish caricature rebellion…ok #warlock wartalks

[falinscloaca]

tags not really worth littering someones post with but fucks sake

#for the record this is (trying to at least) agree(ing) with the op #also yes i DO write as if anything i state could be debunked at anytime yes its probably a touch obsessive no i dont plan on changing it #also for the record: oppressed or colonized groups do not inevitably become anti-lgbt that isn’t really what i meant by the ‘conservative’ #bit #like yeah antilgbt attitudes are frequently a component of conservatism but i’m talking more broadly preservationism versus whateverthefuck #the other thing would be called #(if preservationism is a nazi word or some shit WHOOPS! pulled it out my ass) #and just because its a trend doesn’t meant it hasnt been successfully overcome in the past #like not EVERY jewish person got warped into… eughh. and quite a lot have actually developed into outright fucking radicals As Part Of Our #Cultural Values lmao