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i need people do do me a favor and be absolutely normal about it

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“studies have shown”

WHAT STUDIES, WHO CONDUCTED THEM, WHERE ARE THEIR RESULTS, CITE YOUR SOURCES

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the world is a better place with trans women in it

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(April 12th 2024)

No medical confirmation or psychological evaluation necessary. The law will be active by the 1st of November this year.

First names can also be changed while changing gender. One all inclusive package with minimum effort.

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UNRWA, ANERA and WCK have all been forced to pause or halt their humanitarian operations in Gaza because Israel has deliberately targeted any means of lifesaving aid to a starved, maimed, and tortured population of over 2 million Palestinians, almost half of which are children.

This has been broadcasted by Israel so that it sets the precedent of what is deemed permissible in the face of "international law". I said it before, it does not get any more obviously genocidal than this.

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“If you promise to stay alive just a little bit longer I promise that we are going to make this world a place worth living in by any means necessary. I ain’t giving up. I swear.” 

Spotted in Clackamas, Oregon

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The first funny bitch was Cain, who straight up lied to God after killing his brother.

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So like, looking at the languages in Ao3, and...

There are 5 works in Gothic (an extinct language) Versus only 2 in Sinhala (a very much NOT extinct language spoken in Sri Lanka and to some extent in Tamil Nadu) and like... feelin some kind of way about that

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Sorry not sorry that I won’t shut up about this, but people who speak English from the global south aren’t always/often aren’t ESL speakers!!! Many of these people have been using/hearing English from birth or very early childhood, had their schooling in English, and for whom English is one of or even their only native language! Just because they have an accent that isn’t American or British does NOT mean that they’re second language speakers! Yes, they have different accents and YES, they use different expressions, but they’re still native speakers. The English language changes as it spreads to other parts of the world and makes contact with other languages in the new area. This means that new native English dialects pop up! and speakers use it as a language of business and commerce, especially with people whose other native language is different from theirs (in South Indian states, for example, Indian English is often used as a lengua franca with people from other states where the local languages are different, as many prefer it to Hindi).

If you want everyone to “speak English”, that means that even native speakers of English from other places are going to speak English differently than you, and looking at a brown or black person who speaks English differently, automatically assuming that it can’t be their native language, or treating them like their English is “worse” than yours without even asking if English is their native language is racist as fuck.

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The thing about being neurodivergent and trying to be funny is just that… I could be giving my BEST material. A proper standup act! True hilarity (like that in my bio, thank you very much!) and… nada. Zilch. లేదు. לו. Total crickets!!!

But then, I just… say something. Completely random, somewhat serious. Just a regular old response to something. And then like… people are like “OMG UR SO FUNNY!”

And I’m like… I made THE BEST pun five minutes ago and you looked at me like “oh, sweetie…” but then I just… respond naturally to whatever you just said and suddenly I’m a comedian!!!

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Rupert Grint taking a selfie might be the cutest thing ever he did.

@ NottingHame Gate, London. March 20, 2024 x

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You guys are so mean

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"wow my dash is so violent today!!!... Oh wait it's March"

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i feel like it is weird catholic girl tradition to go through a nun phase

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Ok I am going to do this simply because the first thing I will put here I NEED to do it and I have 0 motivation to do it even though it is EXTREMELY important

In fact, I think that's the reason why I don't want to do it... anyway

If this gets to 30 notes, I do that thing

50 notes, I call to ask if my doctor's appointment has been scheduled (I've been avoiding it for two weeks now)

100 notes, I go wash my shoes that have long needed washing and are just sitting there, existing, waiting for me to deign to wash them.

200 notes, I finish organizing my room (I organized it halfway and then left a bunch of things that still don't have a defined place)

500 notes, I use the things I have to bleach and color my hair. The only thing that has stopped me is the fear of doing it wrong or being too lazy to maintain it.

1k notes, I stop doing things that I know will trigger my chronic pain with the pure intention of confirming that the pain was indeed real (don't do this. 0 recommended).

5k notes, I try some new food without fear of wasting money by buying something I most likely won't like (my autism hates new foods)

10k notes, I wear my bi flag earrings in front of someone I wouldn't usually wear them with. I trust that they possibly wouldn't have a problem with me being bi, but I would never get up the courage to tell them anything

20k notes, wtf I have absolutely no idea. If it comes to this, ehhh... Honestly, I have no idea what I'm doing here. Do I promise to be honest in therapy and stop telling them that everything is perfect even though nothing has ever been perfect? Yeah, that probably works. Please don't go this far, I don't know how to do this. Maybe I should... but... it would be awful to learn it

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U say to urself "i dont need notches, ill know how to orient the pieces when sewing bc i made the pattern" this is the devil speaking. Put notches in ur pattern and cut them into ur fabric. Youll be glad for it