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Why are like .....all the guys on Jewish Matchmaking so full of red flags.....Ori, David, Daniel......please these lovely ladies deserve so much better lmaooooo
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maybe-happy · 1 year
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i was watching jewish matchmaking and this guy said his future wife can't be against gay marriage, cant be racist and favor abortion. A woman who don't mind other people's business about their own bodies and stuff. So the matchmaking maker only writes democrat. I don't really know why but that was so funny.
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sapphicgarlic · 1 year
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ori you have a receiving hariline and you want a american supermodel???
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officialempressofhell · 11 months
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So Ori still lives at home, can't talk to the matchmaker without his parents present and clearly is in love with hos mom, but wants an independant beautiful women to marry him...
Sure Jan
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nansheonearth · 1 year
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I've just started this but I already hate ori. The man has extreme reddit incel energy.
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moonsbijou · 1 year
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why do i feel like ori’s definition of beautiful mainly revolves around blue eyes and blonde hair 😬😬😬
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coffeeinthelibrary · 11 months
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decided to have some reality TV on in the background whilst I study and there's two shows I've been thinking about watching and one is The Ultimatum, which I've been told is about Sapphic couples, and the other is Jewish Matchmaking. So. Currently deciding between my religion or my sexuality and truth be told I never thought it would come to this
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wrabbitx · 11 months
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People are hating on Ori for having a blue eye fetish while Harmonie’s like “I MUST want to fuck him at first sight. No exceptions. Bring me a hotter man.”
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ramascreen · 1 year
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Official Key Art And Trailer For JEWISH MATCHMAKING
Netflix has released these official key art and trailer for Jewish Matchmaking Series Premiere: May 3, 2023 Synopsis: A new series from the producers of Indian Matchmaking, Jewish Matchmaking features singles in the US and Israel as they turn their dating life over to top Jewish matchmaker, Aleeza Ben Shalom. Will using the traditional practice of shidduch dating help them find their soulmate in…
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confused-transfag · 8 months
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harmonie my beloved : )
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hebrewbyinbal · 11 months
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Join me for my last Hebrew Pronunciation Class on the 17th at 2pm! It’s a perfect match 😊
https://hebrewbyinbal.com/masterclass
#hebrewbyinbal #JewishMatchmaking
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raspberryconverse · 1 year
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Watching Jewish Matchmaking. Harmonie: When you feel like your you know what is on fire... Spouse: That's called a UTI. — Coley (she/her) bisexual glitter explosions💗💜💙✨ (@raspberrychucks) May 14, 2023 May 13, 2023 at 10:31PM via Twitter https://twitter.com/raspberrychucks
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mental-mona · 1 year
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mysillystsideblog · 1 year
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I’m a fan of many of the jobs that people give eddie. I’m a big ‘he has multiple verities of jobs’ kind of a guy myself. But my latest obsession as him Eddie working at a retirement home.
Most of the residents don’t know who he is, besides a handful that saw a picture of him on the TV and proceed to glare at him in the halls. But besides them and a couple workers, no one really gives a fuck who he is or what he’s been accused of. They have other things to worry about. It’s like another world inside the center.
He’s of course a HIT with the old ladies and bubbes. They find him entertaining and call him handsome and love to tell him stories of when ‘they were also young and beautiful.’
Don’t even get me started on his friendship with Ruth C. That’s his ride or die.
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officialempressofhell · 11 months
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Really hope Harmony finds someone. She seems very kind and like she'd be a great mom to the child, that she wants to have.
Rooting for her
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nansheonearth · 11 months
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I wanna smoke with Sam from ultimatum and Harmonie from Jewish matchmaking.
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