#little bastard guy

[levenxa]

Oh? What’s this? A little guy in my hand :0

// Yep! I took a trip down memory lane due to stress and schoolwork, and I made an LPS custom of the beloved bastard boy,,, , 👁👁

// It’s a little rusty I know, but it was fun to make :>

(DS! Blue: Onebizarrekai)

Extra pictures mweheheh >:)

#dreamswap #dreamswap blue #ds blue #ds art #little bastard guy #lps custom #comfort activity ^^ #watch this flop ehhe #levenxa makes #hand reveal????!

[egophiliac]

You can’t pick Lilia for this. But who is your other favorite short character in Twst?

I like the angry little king boy 🌹

#art #twisted wonderland #sorry epel and ortho i like you guys a lot too! #oh and grim i guess #wait how many other shorties are there in twst #anyway i have a lot of affection for episode 1 and for riddle's character arc #he is a terrible little bastard who is trying very hard to be a slightly less terrible little bastard #and i have feelings about his friendships with trey and cater and che'nya especially! #and how that relates to his upbringing and his dumpster fire of a mom and uhhhhhh you know. everything. #i don't know how to do the words about all the thoughts i have on fictional characters #me waving my hands frantically in the air: it's about LOVE and wanting to be LOVED this is what twst is ABOUT -- #(i am dragged bodily offstage by my collar)

[lonelysa1lor]

"I'M GONNA HAVE THE WHOLE SET IN MY TOYBOX!"

#I cant wait to see Tinky interact with Pete. its gonna be fuckin hilarious #ted spankoffski #npmd #pete spankoffski #peter spankoffski #spankoffski bros #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #starkid #starkid npmd #nerdy prudes must die #nerdy prudes spoilers #tnoy karaxis #tinky #The bastard of time and space with his silliest little guys

[dizzybizz]

ms jay herself (and apple)

#ive been grappling with her design the most i feel.... i need it to be good enough for her 😭😭😭 ily jay ilysm wehhghghhhh #dude drawing the pin i realized just how much circles dont exist to me. theyve disappeared from my art completely. fuck you circles. fuck y #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jay ferin #jrwi apple #i will tag every little critter ok it just feels right #my art #ok theres one bastard left i will deal with him.. later. maybe tmrw #fuck i got to the part where he gets some tats hhhgotta figure out how i wanna draw those #jay bad posture while tinkering is real to me. shes all hunched. shes shrimping. #she tinkers at night while the others r sleeping n she stretches n yells n wakes them up #guys i love drunk jay so much.... when her and lizzie got plastered... so good...........

[n4rval]

your gaster looks very friendly. i would pat him on the head but im too short

i know what you want anon dnw i got u

#artwork #inbox #wd gaster #gaster #undertale #deltarune #just in case i disappear. merry valemtines #oohh bastard gaster this evil gaster that / this silly grandpa: #hes a little creepy. a little spooky. more than a little crazy. but overall goofy and friendly yes #just a guy who wants a family so bad #do you care him #would you brush this egg #and polish his bald head until it reflects like a mirror #pat him pinch his cheeks squish him love him #show him hes deserving of all things great and wonderful and its never too late

[ohyousillything]

Boba is small and obnoxious, in a way only small tubies can be, squirming and thrashing around in his crib as he wails. He’s been told that Boba is denominated “a toddler”, by nat-born standards. CC-2224 is not impressed.

“What does the word ‘Boba’ mean,” he asks. The word has been bothering him for some time now.

Jango doesn’t raise his eyes from the datapad he’s frowning at, “It’s an old family name.”

CC-2224 considers this. Boba continues to wail at the injustices of the world. CC-2224 is sympathetic to that, at least.

And then the question pops in his head like an armed grenade.

“Can I have a name?” he asks.

Jango looks up at him, both eyebrows raised up to his hairline. There's a considering silencie, and then he says, like he's already regretting it, “You could.”

CC-2224 stares at him expectantly. Boba wails, mostly ignored.

Jango snorts and shakes his head, letting his attention fall back on his datapad, “You’ll have to come up with one on your own, kid. I’m shit at naming things,”

CC-2224 frowns, looking down at Boba, who’s finally beginning to realize no one paying much attention to his crying and he might need to adapt his strategies.He makes grabby fingers at CC-2224, who watches impassively.

Making an impulsive decision, he reaches into the crib and pulls the baby out, holding him at eye level like a hide up for inspection.

“I like the word kote,” CC-2224 says.

“Very modest,” Jango snorts, but he sounds approving. Newly christened Kote thinks he wasn’t looking for approval, but its nice getting it anyway.

Boba sneezes on his face, and the universe shifts.

Kote's never seen the sun, but someday he'll understand this moment feels like sunrise.

#i know its not canon but i like to believe that cody is a bastardized version of kote #maybe cause rex could not say it properly #cody has questions #jango is too old for this shit #and maybe getting a name is a way of disobedience he can get away with but it changes the course of history #i love this guy more than obi wan does ok #clones are people #commander cody #codywan #jango fett #star wars #boba fett #baby boba #little fic

[st-just]

The presence of a 'thieves guild' as, like, an organized public corporate body with a monopoly on crime is such a weird fantasy trope.

Especially when the text seems to unironically position them as, like, 'criminals but not that bad. Always looking out for each other and never really hurting anyone who doesn't deserve it.'

#famously softhearted and full of concern for the little guy: #the mafia! #the gods are bastards #web serial

[john---baptist]

birdbrain <3

#loz #the legend of zelda #breath of the wild #revali #mipha #num 1 supporter of mipha revali besties #yall this guy has taken full control over my brain its so bad #cheeky little bastard (affectionate) #botw #listen. hear me out. i can fix him. #myart

[carrioncider]

bastard's box more like bastard's Ball

#y'all are welcome to add More Teds btw. just let me know cause i wanna see :] #was discussing ted&tinky w/ a friend. searched for the yellow teletubby and ended here. #he is just a sleazeball little guy frfr #doomed to the ball for eternity #ted spankoffski #t'noy karaxis #starkid #hatchetfield #time bastard #hatchetverse #ive been drawing tinky Alot. he's just a goat. 🐐<- tinky fr #and furry spankoffski brothers bc what is love if not making your favorite guys as animals #maybe ill post them later :] tho ill need to digitilize the tinkys bc i made those on my notebook #my art #AM's art

[happyheidi]

if u could have any animal in the world as a pet, and it would work out no matter it’s size, needs etc, which would it be?

#I’m a sucker for wombats #cottagecore #animals #but #raccoons #!!! #I’ve always wanted a raven as a travel companion #ahhhhh ​I can’t decide !! #FOX #omg FOX! #how could I forget my darlings #they are just… everything #hmm.. I might just go with fox tbh 🤔🤔 #they’re such sly little bastards and I love them with all my heart #(u guys have such good choices btw!!) #FAWN 😍😍😍 #oh god there’s so many amazing animals out there #we’re so lucky to live at the same time as them

[rabbitprincessthief]

gog i still can't get over minish cap vaati's Everything. He is So Fucking Stupid (affectionate)

Like. This guy's establishing character moment is, in order:

he's introduced as having won an entire tournament to get to touch a magic chest and get a cool sword, which was the prize for said tournament

turns around and does a goddamn evil soliloquy TEN FEET AWAY FROM THE GUARDS who were about to hand him his macguffin on a platter

(like this man fucks up his own horribly planned daylight heist because he cannot keep a lid on the dramatics for FIVE FUCKING MINUTES, IN PUBLIC)

(THE BAR WAS ON THE FLOOR VAATI, FUCKING GANONDORF PLAYS THE PIPE ORGAN FOR HIS OWN BOSS INTRO AND HE STILL KNOWS BETTER THAN THIS SHIT)

proceeds to fight the guards (it is, admittedly, a curbstomp for him, but it still clearly wasn't his plan, because otherwise why bother with the tournament)

gloats evilly

opens chest, unleashing a whole bunch of monsters

exposits out loud about Zelda's powers like a nerd while she is actively charging up her magic powers to kick his ass

RECOGNIZES and IDENTIFIES said magic as the special power carried by the female royal line

completely fails to recognize it as the light force he is currently trying to get his hands on (he spends like 99% of the game not figuring this out.)

petrifies her

(i have no idea if link could have deflected this spell if he had managed to get the right angle with his shield but i like to think somewhere there is a very short and very funny alternate timeline where it happens)

(more importantly: no part of vaati's original presumed plan would have involved doing this. he 100% created this situation for himself by being an dramatic idiot and picking a fight for no good reason.)

looks in the chest

there's no light force

considering his stated goals he might be as confused as you are about the monsters tbh

uhhh

evil laugh

teleports the fuck out

He then proceeds to spend the rest of the game trying to figure out where the light force is and ends up having to wait for Ezlo and Link to figure it out first because he was, as far as I can tell, GENUINELY stuck on this part. He fucking kidnaps and impersonates the King, not for access to Zelda, but to… send guards to go look for the Light Force, presumably because he was either running out of ideas or genuinely thought that would work.

None of the guards even had any idea what he was talking about. He's not even good at impersonating the King. He's already sent like twenty people to the dungeon by the time you get there and it hasn't even been a week. Somehow the game spins this as a cunning plan and clever manipulation or something.

(Meanwhile the guards are just. Poking around in random bushes and shit hoping to find the light force. One of them asks you what you think it might look like.)

Zelda is literally right next to the throne and Vaati does not figure it out until you find an actual honest-to-goodness LORE TABLET spelling out that the Light Force is Stored in the Zelda, at which point he's like "ahahaha you've done my work for me this was definitely my plan all along" and takes over the castle and throws a bunch of monsters at you to stall for time while he figures out how to extract the force from her. Somehow he still doesn't think to actually lock the fucking door.

#vaati #minish cap #loz #mc #he's my stupid little squeak squeak and i love him #meta #op #sorry this got long but i have So Many Words about this little bastard #i think he's a really fun foil to ganondorf tbh - #ganondorf looks like a brute force guy but in practice tends largely toward manipulating and long cons and cunning #the appearance of dumb muscle but is actually refined and clever and skilled while also still being built like a brick wall #vaati looks like a classic scheming squishy wizard guy but actually is just cheating and does almost all his nonsense very directly #and his plans tend to be either Do X / ??? / Profit stuff or barely exist at all #to the point where og four swords is gated primarily by your ability to convince great fairies to help you rather than vaati stopping you #ganondorf is a guy given power who wants a magic wish granting artefact #vaati is a guy given a magic wish-granting artefact who decides he wants more power now actually #vaati has had a significant minion approximately once (shadow link) and that was in shared custody with ganon

[suckerforfluff]

ppl: discussing about which players should be shuffled for balance/self indulgence

me, holding on to the current teams for dear life: NO PLEASE DON'T TAKE THEM AWAY FROM ME i want red team to get worse. i want green team, full of lone wolves and natural leaders, to keep arguing with each other while still getting shit done. i want blue team to keep being stubborn menaces with the most tragically wholesome and efficient farming subteam LET ME KEEP THEM A LITTLE LONGER PLEASE I BEG

#qsmp #let's wait for the events guys please maybe it has puzzles or build challenges #please just let me have them a little longer #i promise ill let them go after #they're literally in A SITUATION please i used to pray #please blue team is so perfectly divided bc on one hand you have tubbo pierre and bad who ppl would love to kill #and on the other hand you have tina niki lenay and missa #and if you kill them people will judge you you heartless bastard #that being said i support everyone's rights and wrongs #especially green team's rights and wrongs green gay ninjas gameplays funny moments sex roblox epic win

[dizzybizz]

the little chipper

#theres so much i awnt to draw of the trio you dont even know im so #HSJAAFNFDMGDFHGFHDFGDFH #just roll with it #jrwi riptide #jrwi chip #im not tagging him as “chip bastard” 😭😭 poor guy cant catch a fkn break #my art #i feel so sane and normal #his design changes so often. ilove it so much but like damn theres always more stuff to keep track of ... ghgnh #also i gave gill n jay little critter friends n i was contemplating just putting some ollies in here but i didnt #just know it was considered

[drakaripykiros130ac]

I know that this is fantasy and whatever but I honestly find Rhaenyra’s predicament a little too convenient plot-wise. GRRM had in mind to give Rhaenyra’s first sons non-Valyrian traits which would put into question their legitimacy. Got it. Drama, speculations, Court gossip, Greens taking advantage of the confusion for their own ambitions etc.

But seriously now, Rhaenyra had these first three sons. Three. And out of all of these three sons, not one, I repeat, not one possessed a single physical Valyrian trait from their mother. Not one had purple eyes or silver hair. Not one had her aquiline nose. Nothing that would suggest Valyrian, physically speaking.

And then somehow, a non-Valyrian like Alicent gives birth to four, I repeat, four children, who all have silver hair and purple eyes.

Seriously, this is just a little too plot convenient. I would have believed it if it were only one or two children max, but three?! And out of these three not one single Valyrian trait? I don’t know what GRRM was thinking to be honest. It’s just too much.

#I really think that GRRM went a little too far with this one #I have actually read some comments from people who believe that Rhaenyra’s sons being born with brown hair instead of silver is #an indication that they are bastards 😵 #As if Rhaenyra being married to Harwin instead of Laenor would have somehow changed their children’s hair color upon birth #What have these guys been smoking? #team black #rhaenyra targaryen #pro team black #jacaerys velaryon #lucerys velaryon #canon asoiaf #asoiaf meta #asoiaf #joffrey velaryon #anti alicent hightower #anti team green #the blacks #the dragon queen #queen rhaenyra #anti greens

[girlboyburger]

some sketches! cows n guys from my comic

layout/colors of these are v inspired by @/skunkes beautiful sketch pages :]

#my art #furry #anthro #fursona #oc #sfw #cows #pls follow skunkes if you dont already #i adore their style #and the way he draws al is so so so so so gender. love the way they do animal shapes and shapes in general SO much #sketch #doodle #the cows r mostly ''what if i gave my truesona the haircut i want'' and a first pass at redesigning munch #n the guys are tu and monty #tu's floating between genders if anyone remembers her old design. i think im gonna keep em an any pronouns kinda boygirl #and MONTY.... the cat.............. bastard. weird little shithead who i adore. #hes probably dissing your outfit in tht sketch #or hes made up some other reason to dislike you from the getgo

[yourlocalabomination]

I saw people talking about how Ted would own so many patterned button ups and had the AWFUL realisation me and this man would share a closet.

(Also long haired Ted propaganda be upon ye)

#please acknowledge the fact that I hand drew all of the patterns because it took SO LONG- #I would like to 100% blame @cowardlykrow for acting as the devil on my shoulder and convincing me to draw this #I also have 8 more button up shirts- 3 are plain and the other 5 are so out there that only a dyke could pull them off 😭 #he’s my autistic hyperfixation and I get to dress him up as a personal picrew however I like!!! #I was trying to be cute and draw him with different hairstyles for one and JOEY CUT HIS HAR WHILE I WAS DRAWING HIM WITH A PONYTAIL- #dw this is just a minor setback I will continue to be a long haired goat bros truther #I’m afraid the ‘he’s just like me fr fr’ jokes got a little too out of hand on this one chief #to be cringe is to be free ig #ted spankoffski #theodore spankoffski #starkid #starkid productions #team starkid #fanart starkid #starkid fanart #tgwdlm #tgwdlm starkid #tgwdlm fanart #the guy who didnt like musicals #the guy who didn’t like musicals fanart #time bastard nightmare time #starkid time bastard #time bastard #nightmare time #hatchetfield #hatchetverse #hatchetfield universe #nmt #fanart #my art