#literally speaking it into existence

[bass-alien]

*manifests a negative drug test* pleaseeeee send me all the good vibes y’all, I still have to pass this drug test on Tuesday in order to start working at this place I was offered a job at and I’m officially 53 days weed free so I am hoping for the best

#manifesting a negative test as much as I possibly can #literally speaking it into existence #because I need this job

[allthegothihopgirls]

dick and jason trying to give tim the crash course on what it's like to be robin, except tim leaves the conversation more confused than he was before, because everyone quickly had the realisation that there was. definitely a favourite child

dick goes on about how bruce's teachings gave him healthy outlets for his grief and anger etc etc, whilst jason's very much confused because he was kinda under the impression that robin was an outlet for bruce's feelings.

dick says that the father-mentor ratio was really well balanced during his time as robin, and bruce always saw him as a son first. and jason's just like "....i didn't even know he saw me as his son until after i died????"

#batboys #batfam #batfamily #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #nightwing #robin #red robin #red hood #dc comics #dcu #bruce wayne #batman #dc #don't come at me for my mischaracterisations i KNOW. these guys literally don't exist outside of my head #gothihop speaks

[vyeoh]

And can I say that another thing that resonates with me about ambrosius being a queer asian man is the focus on his bloodline and his heritage.

As a trans + queer asian guy I'm probably never gonna have genetic kids and as an only child that's something I've had to come to terms with. Queerphobia in Chinese culture (in my experience) in very different than in the US because instead of stemming from evangelicalism, a lot of it comes from the stigma of not being able to have kids and have a "normal" family and continue the bloodline. And the guilt of the bloodline ending with me is constantly something at the back of my mind.

Even though it's not really touched on in the film explicitly, a big part of Ambrosius' arc is saying "fuck you" to his responibility to his bloodline and choosing to be happy with his bf instead. And there's an interpretation of that which is arguing for queer asians to say a "fuck you" and choose their own happiness. We're allowed to be selfish, and choose ourselves

#vio.txt #im literally obsessed with him #he speaks to me sm and eugene wss literally the first gnc asian guy who i saw and made me realize i was allowed to exist #anyways. i love this movie #nimona #nimona movie #ambrosius goldenloin #ambrosius

[linkedin-offficial]

is this anything . sky:cotl au

details (aka my rambling) under the cut

mostly set upon the whole idea that caine came from eden and tries to help everyone gain their wings (albeit doing a terrible job the entire time)

bubble keeps the name bubble!

they r a mantatee :3 suprisingly chaotic for a light creature and sort of has the "eat light and puff out candles" personality that caine should have but doesn't

i contemplated caine being called "the creature" just for shits and giggles (and eventually went with it) since im absolutely certain everyone who ever meets him ever would be terrified for a little bit until they realize hes sentient; he doesn't understand that the name is supposed to be sort of derogatory

caine is the only one with wings because hes the only one who can canonically fly/float!

(and yes his head is supposed to be a dark plant . i like to think im big brain for this)

the reason why his dark plant head is tinted red btw . my thought process was basically "ah yes. red = good bcus eden :]" even though thats convoluted since everyone hates eden but that makes it better in a way. i think

zooble > mismatched worksmith

"bows" given to them by ragatha as an identifier; not like theyd need one though ..

constantly making their own prosthetics due to growing boredom with their previous ones (autism™) and also carved the designs into their mask themself

kinger > reluctant royalty

same old kinger as usual .. when asked what he rules he doesnt particularly remember nor have an answer so hes usually treated with respect out of pity for being old and senile

second tallest behind jax , also the oldest (if you dont count caine i guess? whos sort of. ageless)

ragatha > plush friendfinder

matching bow with jax :3 sibling moment! (yes i like the ragatha + jax sibling dynamic . its amazing to me)

right eye does not glow and actually looks like a hollow hole if you get close enough to her face! also clothing making buddies with zooble :] she taught them how to sew without pricking themself

gangle > wrapped up theatre-goer (i had such a hard time thinking of a name .. and to be honest?? im not solid on this but WHAGEVER.)

shortest. obviously

likes to write plays in her spare time and reads them to zooble while they work

clothes are sectioned and Very flowy, and has a few (cracked and broken) masks she likes to use for play improv (and also uses for herself sometimes if she has a hard time expressing a certain emotion)

jax > towering tease (it sounds stupid but THIS is so fucking funny.i cannot resist this)

tallest OBVIOUSLY. like stupidly tall . has its advantages and disadvantages (like being able to steal things from gangle with no consequences . on the other hand. doorframes)

him being tall and having that be the only thing hes got going for him is absolutely hilarious to me and im leaning into that hard

he has a tail also, but its small and not visible from the chart

pomni > jittery jester (i had to look up "other words for anxious" for this.my intelligence is showing)

pretty much the only one i referenced real in game clothing for, which sort of fits! protag moment

this was all i really had, since other established things like their personalities and relationships arent really changed much. but this was fun to think about :3 input is appreciated !

#special thanks to twi for reminding me sky exists and therefore beamed this vision into my mind #im kind of obsessed #also speaking of which #be kind to me for this but if anything looks off or weird #its bcus i havent touched sky in like . literal months #so my memory of it is hazy HFJDJD #and yes im procrastinating on posting other stuff to post this . why do u ask #... ill get to it #eventually .. #the amazing digital circus #sky children of the light #sky cotl #um. lots of tags this time uh oh #tagging everyone bcus its important here we go #tadc gangle #tadc kinger #tadc zooble #tadc pomni #tadc caine #tadc bubble #tadc jax #tadc ragatha #there we go #tadc sky:cotl au

[syl-stormblessed]

genuinely no line will EVER hit me as hard as Hinawa’s “You must be exhausted” at the end of Mother 3. it’s literally the perfect line at the perfect time in the perfect context. and depending on where you are in your own life, hearing it is incredibly cathartic. it’s the sense that finally, finally someone recognizes how tired you are. and then Claus gets to rest, because yes he is exhausted, and it’s time for him to go to where Hinawa is now. he’s just a kid and he’s so tired. he’s ready to rest. it’s so tragic yet cathartic at the same time. that entire scene just hits every single time and nothing can compare

#insert your own opinions on the ending here #but for me personally NOTHING in existence can compare #mother 3’s ending is truly beautiful to me #i will literally never stop thinking about it #one of my favorite endings ever #this might be a bit incomprehensible but it’s fine you get the gist #vin speaks #mother 3 #mother 3 spoilers #hinawa mother 3 #lucas mother 3 #claus mother 3 #earthbound #mother spoilers

[bellshazes]

i knwo im sleep deprived as hell because i just had a sudden conviction to invent a distinction between smps-in-videos and smps-as-played-by-real-people a la c! and cc! distinction. i think if we are going to keep using c! and cc! we should also do the same to our entire concept of "the server"

#peter posts #my pinned post contains 'and this is NOT a manic state' for areason. #like it's literally like how books don't exist. i mean to say that there is no such thing as A book unless it is instantiated #and a server is a text in the way that all geography is a text (the most instantiated of texts) esp when inclusive of accumulative time #therefore. we really ought to stop considering “servers” as existing accessible to fans when speaking of it any context outside the actual #copies accessible through the specific data - but nobody in fandom ever means 'the server' in that sense. bc that is not EVER #a relevant instantiation of the text. am i making sense. i assume not

[lorcandidlucienwill]

Azriel might have said “Be careful how you speak to my High Lady” but Lucien was willing to die rather than give away the name of the human girl who’d killed his friend.

#actions speak louder than words #why talk about azriel and feyre #when lucien and feyre literally exists #feycien #anti azriel #feyre archeron #lucien vanserra #pro lucien vanserra #pro feyre archeron #acotar #anti e/riel #elucien #pro elucien

[nikkoliferous]

after reading the one hundred and one millionth inane quote about how Loki is such a pRiViLeGeD pRiNcE while Sylvie is just a poor baby who had no real childhood and had to learn to fend for herself from a young age, I feel the need to point out that even the ONE thing we know about Sylvie's past, the thing that's supposed to be her mAjOr tRaUmA and set her apart from him somehow, was literally stolen from Loki.

this is how Tom described Loki's experience post-suicide attempt back in the day while doing press for Avengers:

“I think he went, like with everything else, to a sort of… it was just like, the worst place imaginable. I think he went to all of the darkest recesses of the universe. I’m sure he had a brush with—several brushes with death. I think he ran into the shadiest characters you can find in the Nine Realms. I think he had to rely on his wits to protect himself. It was really, really, really unpleasant, I think. I don’t have any frame of reference for that, except for imagining what it might be like to be kidnapped by a terrorist or something and have to survive a very, very frightening and precarious existence. But whatever it was, it was important when Loki came back for The Avengers, that whatever compassion he had left was absolutely shriveled to a minimum because of the experience that he had. Harrowing, I think, and scarring for life—in a way that Thor and Odin and Frigga find very, very difficult to understand.” [source]

and now the show pretends that Loki teamed up with Thanos completely of his own will, even though Marvel had JUST confirmed that the sceptre was influencing him throughout Avengers, and they hand that traumatic backstory that was Loki's off to their precious OC.

#i'm so tired of talking about this stupid show #i really just want to forget it even exists #but i feel like this is an aspect of the show (and the narrative being pushed relentlessly in interviews) #that doesn't get talked about much if at all #we talk about her stealing his clothes and his spotlight and his history of trauma generally-speaking #but even the *specifics* of her trauma (that's allegedly soooo much worse than loki's!) #were literally copy/pasted from him #it's pathetic and insulting and i will evidently die mad about it #into the larryverse #loki (2021) #loki tv series #sylvie laufeydottir #mcu salt

[gojonanami]

don’t know why I have to keep saying this but if you don’t like what I’m writing, then block me and move on. don’t comment, don’t send me asks — just block me and move on

I don’t understand the purity police on everything — aging up fictional characters is apparently wrong? they don’t exist and literally jjk takes place in 2018 — all the kids would be 21 in the present day. fiction is a healthy place to explore ideas — obviously I don’t condone certain things but what’s better? censorship???

anyway tl;dr — don’t like what I’m writing? then block me ✨

#sab speaks #bruh got a comment on my yuji teaser being like isn’t he underage? 🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️ #literally in the tags it says he’s college age #bruh #HE DOESNT EXIST #and even if he did #he would be 21 in 2024 #Jfc

[fagnumopus]

"Omg Lolita is SUCH an awful book bc the narrator is OBVIOUSLY so CHARMING so you'll SYMPATHIZE with him"

Humbert Humbert on the first page: "Your Honour, my defence is that I'm being crucified for my sins which literally makes me Jesus Christ"

#elliot speaks #obviously not his exact words but #this is literally what he means but more eloquently #lolita by vladimir nabokov #i got to the part where he calls himself a “nympholept” and it made me flash dissociate to a world where this man existed to kick his balls

[charles-simmons]

"Do you ever wish there was fanfiction of a fanfic?" I do. I do so fucking bad. I want fanfiction about Tommy's Clinic for Supervillains, because sometimes I genuinely forget that's a fanfic and not a book that should have its own fandom.

Every time I see that book on my shelf I'm just filled with this urge to read it all again, learn everything about the world building and write my own multi chapter fanfic about it, but focused on Disc Duo. Like, I need it. There's so much potential and so many things that could happen after the end of TCFSV. I'm such a sucker for vigilante/hero/villains aus AND for disc duo AND for that fanfic because it is so good

The only problem is that I want it to just exist so I can read it, not to actually write it. Which is such a struggle because I don't think anyone will write it.

#I'm going insane #disc duo makes me want to scream #and I think disc duo in that universe would be so great if only they got to know each other better #dream is such an arrogant asshole and tommy can be so insufferable #add that to the fact they're on opposite sides and it's perfect #who tf decided that I have to actually write it for it to exist. it literally already exists in my head #(thats a lie. it doesn't even exist in my head. it's just a concept with no plot that I'm obssessed with) #tommyinnit's clinic for supervillains #tcfsv #disc duo #prime duo #charles simmons speaks

[tvckerwash]

the noncanon s9 trailer as a whole is very serious, but the idea that wash and maine would have gotten their asses beat by sim troopers on multiple occasions had the outposts not been first established until after the break in is unbelievably funny. these big bad freelancers are more interested in fucking around and goofing off during what is supposed to be a Very SeriousTM simulation exercise and it comes back to bite them so hard, and yall already know that the other freelancers would make sure they never lived it down.

#the absurdity of a *spartan and a **former odst whom are the unsc's best soldiers getting rektedTM by the worst of the worst not once but #twice is already funny. but what's even funnier is imagining it happen to all the other freelancers at least once #like tex wyoming and florida have all canonically been taken out by sim troopers alongside wash and maine so its only fair that if canon wa #slightly different that that would be the running gag of pfl #*maine being a spartan and **wash being an odst are hc's #rvb #red vs blue #agent washington #agent maine #no but all the freelancers are making fun of wash and maine bc 'haha omg losing to sim troopers lmao' #but then it happens to north and south. and ct and wyoming. and york and lina. and all wash and maine have to say with the smuggest faces #known to man is 'not so funny now is it?' and from that moment they all silently agree to never speak of these dark times ever again #the counselor and the director are shocked speechless and deeply concerned by the fact that they all lost at some point. the data says that #that should have not been able to happen but it did. literally what are the chances. either the freelancers are the unluckiest ppl to exist #or the sim troopers are the luckiest ppl alive and neither option is good lols #peak 'project freelancer was a mistake' moment right there #not t/oaru #mine

[distraughtlesbian]

so we all just have to live with the knowledge that in some impossible universe where saccharina could be a part of the plot without jet’s death, both jet and ruby would have loved saccharina immediately and fiercely. she actually wants to take the throne! she’s cool! she’s tall! she has magic swords! she has a dyed undercut! she’s travelled the world! they would have been absolutely fucking ENAMOURED! amethar would have been overjoyed to have finally found her! he literally sent envoys searching for catherine after the war ended because she was the love of his life, and saccharina is the living, breathing embodiment of the love they shared!!! even caramelinda, who has zero stake in saccharina’s life or wellbeing, would have in all likelihood respected and might’ve even come to like her, maybe could have bonded with her over their shared love for lazuli!! we all just have to go to work and do our homework and buy groceries and feed our pets knowing we could have had all that, that saccharina COULD HAVE had a family the moment she found them after spending her whole life longing for them, but instead ended her story with her father across the continent, her stepmother coolly neutral towards her, jet dead in the ground, her relationship with ruby forever coloured by their first meeting and the fact that it will be years before saccharina is anything to her but a poor man’s jet, and burdened with the leadership of an entire nation at the age of 23! we all just have to pretend like that’s not completely devastating

#she was literally in the great stone candy mountains for god knows how long!!! #the rocks were literally going to go there anyway after calroy betrayed them!!!! #i’m really sat here thinking abt how close and yet far we were from having it all #like i know there’s no way for saccharina to be part of the plot without jet dying #but in universe she was THERE. like she was literally always there. she didn’t exist in some ether where she would only exist if jet died! #she had a whole life before episode 12!!!! #a whole life where at ANY better time her family could have found her and taken her in with zero reservations #table for four please (me and the voices) dot png #maeve speaks #dimension 20 #dimens twenty #dimension 20 a crown of candy #dimension 20 acoc #d20 a crown of candy #d20 acoc #saccharina frostwhip #saccharina ghee #ruby rocks #jet rocks #amethar rocks #caramelinda rocks #catherine ghee

[sagesolsticewrites]

I have a surprise for y’all~ 👀 Croz girlies keep an eye out for A Thing coming 1pm Central Time!

#^also everyone pls appreciate literally the best picture of Anthony Boyle to ever exist holy fuck #sage speaks #anthony boyle #masters of the air cast #masters of the air #anthony boyle x reader

[mediapen]

for anon: carlos, with his life split into two halves. how life feels cut when a major event occurs — before and after — maybe before and after silverstone ‘22?

[x] // richard siken, ‘straw house, straw dog’ // richard siken, ‘unfinished duet’ // [x] // jenefer shute, life-size // [x] // liz bowen, sugarblood // ethel cain, ‘strangers’ // warsan shire, ‘to swim with god' // the smiths, ‘paint a vulgar picture’ // richard siken, ‘saying your names’ // [x] // [x] // [x] // rainer maria rilke in a letter to lou andreas-salomé // phoebe bridgers, ‘garden song’ // [x] // [x] // r/Games // bhanu kapil, the vertical interrogation of strangers // [x] // [x] // [x] // [x] // cota, 2022 // [x] // clementine von radics, 'the fear.’

#carlos sainz jr #web weaving #cs55 #cs #m #i hope... this fills the prompt. #wanted to explore like. fulfilling the highest-stakes dream imaginable which you've worked towards for literally your whole life. ofc theres #a bigger dream still unachieved (wdc) but how do you handle it when the weight of your most realistic achievable dream is lifted #do you try to let it carry you? do you let yourself live in it for a little while? what if there's nowhere to go from here? #... what if you never get to feel like this again? #and THEN you immediately have the. like. most horrendous dnf a string of shit races ANOTHER horrendous dnf a FRUSTRATING dnf... #like how much do you want it now. what even is *it* any more. do you know. do you let yourself ask. #carlos is fascinating to me in ways i cannot will not speak on but i think like. he has an Awareness that he is willing to speak on that #nobody else is. and *i* wont speak on it because its real life but. anyway. #z #sorry for using the titsphoto in my defence. the concept of motorboating exists and we're clear on my feelings on it

[shima-draws]

Hmmmm! Might be opening emergency comms soon bc guess whose car died this morning and had to buy a $200 car battery replacement <3

#Shima speaks #Uh oh sisters!!! #I literally had to go wake up my roommate so he could jump my car. LMAO #I felt so bad fnfnfndn #But yeah new battery is in there…but she was expensive…she was a leetle too pricey #I’d rather not add more debt onto my already existing debt. Aha 🫠