#literally i can’t

[99hook]

telling someone about how something they did hurt my feelings and them shrugging it off and not even attempting to care?? like okay i’m never opening up to you ever again in my life, goodbye.

#i’m ranting #but i’m so serious #how can you say some of the most hurtful shit #and then when someone tells you how it made them feel #you literally just don’t care at all #like?? #no empathy whatsoever #just careless about other people’s feelings #literally i can’t #i’m so annoyed and sorry y’all are having to read all this but like #i just can’t 🙄

[agapeeternal]

"Remember when we bunked together on the carrier? Me on the top bunk, you on the bottom. Every night you’d say, “Goodnight, Hangy.” And I’d say, “Night, Roo.” I miss that." -- Glen

MILES.CALLED.HIM.HANGY.

GLEN.CALLED.HIM.ROO.

#hangster #glen powell #miles teller #hangman x rooster #these two #jake hangman seresin #bradley rooster bradshaw #otp: next to you #otp: M I N E #otp: still into you #otp: you look...good #you can't convince me nothing is happening here okay you cannot #i cant handle this #literally i can’t #me while watching this: something lgbt is happening here #that feeling™️ #this got me feelin a whole roller ass coaster of emotions #otp: the fOND #pain city population me ??? #ouch?¿?¿?¿ #i will never get over this #like ever okay EVER #don't look at me. don't fuckin touch me. #what in the whole grain gluten free carb free sugar free audacity bitch???? #*dramatically sobbing* im fine #🙂 i'm fine really 🙃 #🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠

[bbyboybucket]

The first few times I seen this circulating today I thought it was a joke, just satire. It’s not. It’s 100% a real scoop

#I mean this movie just gets more and more dogshit by the day bro 😭 #there’s no defending this 😭 #this is literally going to be Quantumania & Secret Invasion level garbage if not worse #I can’t #literally I can’t #at least multiple sources have said Bucky is hardly in it #thunderbolts #mcu #bucky barnes

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[bubblesthecow]

The thing that I love the most about Doctor Who is that it’s just SOOOOOO bad. It’s awful. It’s dreadful. It’s cheesy and stupid and terrible. It has dialogue like “I am the beep of all the meeps!” It’s truly the most embarrassing cringeworthy thing you’ve ever seen. It’s been that way for 60 years. It’s gonna be that way for another 60. It doesn’t matter what kind of budget or fan base they receive. It’s always gonna be this stupid.

I love it so fucking much.

#I literally cannot stop saying -I am the beep of all the meeps- every ten minutes #favourite dialogue of all time #donna noble #doctor who #the episode was so good #so cheesy #so wonderful #I can’t stop grinning #david tennant #catherine tate #I think we are gonna see Rose Tyler soon #cameo appearance #we have to because the doctor has has a body swap

[cleopatrachampagne]

shocked bystander at sydney, australia’s annual mardis gras pride parade (1994)

#literally my new favorite picture in history #why have we as a society not memed this yet?? #i’m losing it at the chaos and her expression i just can’t lmfao #pride #gay #lesbian #lgbtq+ #history #photography #90’s nostalgia #australia #black and white photos #90’s aesthetic

[v0idwraith]

David Szymanski: in my game i have invented the Iron Lung as a cautionary tale

Billionaires: at long last, we have created the Iron Lung from classic horror game Don’t Create The Iron Lung

#titanic #oceangate #james cameron #ffs this fucking thing literally has WORSE navigational abilities than the iron lung #relying on elon musk’s network for wifi not even having a beacon #again i feel bad for any researchers on there but #what kind of fucking dumbass pays $250k to be sealed in a metal death tube #like they can’t even open it from the inside it has to be opened by crew on the outside #iron lung

[girlpog]

“We need more evil women.” Bitch you thought Skylar White was in the wrong 😭

#i literally cannot tolerate skylar haters #it can never just be ‘idk I thought she was annoying’ #it’s always ‘she was just as bad as Walter. no. WORSE than Walter’ #like!!! no!!! bitch you can’t read!!! #breaking bad #brba #skylar white #shitpost #textpost

[blluespirit]

there are so many amazing and powerful benders in atla but what i love about zuko is that whether or not he can use his bending in that moment has zero (0) bearing on how much he’s going to absolutely kick your ass. no bending? that’s fine - he’s got swords. no swords or bending? that’s fine - he’s literally just going to beat you up. if you’re REALLY unlucky then you get all three. as a treat.

#like he’s surrounded by these amazing benders. #azula who’s a prodigy #the literal avatar #katara who mastered water bending in like -3 days #(literally iconic of her tbh) #and zuko IS a great firebender (his abilities as a firebender improve as his story progresses) #but it just absolutely cracks me up when i remember zuko will just. not use his bending sometimes #anyway zuko alone fight was special bc he really said i will use all three bc ur special 🤭 #zuko #avatar the last airbender #avatar: the last airbender #atla #jack talks #where’s that post that’s like zuko is a prodigy but his special skill is breaking and entering and he can’t tell anyone about that

[davidtennantgenderenvy]

some people: ughhh the bigeneration totally undermined Ncuti’s entrance!!!

Ncuti, probably: teehee I get to call David Tennant honey

#doctor who #david tennant #ncuti gatwa #listen guys regardless of your opinion on David coming back Ncuti has literally said that he was one of his biggest acting inspirations #So I can’t imagine him being anything less than absolutely thrilled to get to play off him #It’s a privelege no other brand new doctor has had! I think it showcases Russell’s faith in him more than anything wlse

[ghostdrinkssoup]

nbc hannibal is a romcom purely because the central conflict results from hannibal not understanding his feelings for will and being a total loser about it because he’s never had a friend or been in love before which makes him act so silly and do the most insane things that will interprets being framed for murder as hannibal having something against him (as anyone would), and this series of misunderstandings is not resolved until hannibal’s ex girlfriend and former psychiatrist tells will that hannibal is so in love with him it makes him look stupid. after that will does not hesitate to break hannibal out of jail and douse himself in blood which is this show’s equivalent to the protagonist running to the airport to stop their love interest from leaving the country and marrying someone else before they’ve had the chance to confess that they’ve loved them ever since they’ve known them

#s1 from hannibal’s pov is the funniest shit ever he’s like I think I want a friend… I’ve never felt like this before… #I guess ​the only way to deal with this is to set his brain on fire #and then is shocked when will tells him the light of friendship won’t reach them for a million years #and spends the rest of the show trying to communicate how he feels without EVER SAYING ANYTHING DIRECTLY #the only way to do the miscommunication trope right #hannibal is literally just some guy and he’s so emotionally constipated he can’t even ask a guy out #zero swag and zero rizz but he still somehow gets will in the end #the show is a romcom !! #nbc hannibal #hannibal #will graham #hannigram #ghost speaks

[nokomento]

Halsin to Minsc: “I know the feeling- the larger you are, the more likely someone wishes to test themselves against you.”

Also Halsin and Minsc: (arm wrestles offscreen)

Halsin is also like half a head taller than Minsc (i checked lol) #nkmtART

#nkmtart #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #Halsin #minsc and boo #i can’t believe Halsin called himself Daddy well literally but still

[diedoverahat]

he’s such a pathetic squirmy worm of a man. i need him under me immediately.

#guys i cant #i’m sick #sick and twisted #totally normal about him #i’m seeing the movie again 🥰 #on friday #literally can’t wait #my sweetheart #he’s so malewife #fnaf #fnaf movie #josh hutcherson #jhutch #josh hutcherson renaissance #mike schmidt #five nights at freddy's #micheal schmidt #mike schmidt x reader #mike schmidt x you #micheal schmidt x you #micheal schmidt x reader #micheal schmidt fanart

[babys-nsfw-thoughts]

We really need to talk about how good balls are more bc like,,,, mouth stuffed full, nose pressed into their pubes, cock resting on your face,,, the picture of cute, dumb submission,,, you’re not gonna make them cum with any of your licking and sucking but it makes them feel good and it makes you look like a desperate slut,,,, them forcing your head into them, nose filling with their musk, head spinning,,, I’m just a bonus to your jerk off session <333

#I can’t help it I love balls sm #literally gets me so desperate I’m humping the mattress #nsft #nsft text #nsft post #bd/sm pet #bd/sm kink #nsft imagine #nsft personal #bd/sm dynamic #bd/sm pup #puppyplay #ball worship #trans nsft #gender neutral nsft #queer nsft

[haitani-trash]

nothing makes me happier than knowing that young disabled kids are going to watch pjo and find themselves in these characters and in this world the same way i did when i was young and undiagnosed

#I’m literally crying #I watched the first episode and just sobbed after #I’ve waited 14 years for this #and now I can’t stop smiling #l speaks #Percy Jackson #PJO #pjo tv show #percy jackon and the olympians #annabeth #annabeth chase #Grover #grover underwood #the lightning thief #pjo tkt #percy jackson the lightning thief #disablity #adhd #autism #dyslexia #percy jackson and the olympians

[eerizon]

i couldn’t help myself, so i did more.

he’s babysitting.

these are genuinely so fun to do.

#resident evil #resident evil 7 #resident evil 8 #resident evil village #ethan winters #chris redfield #mia winters #karl heisenberg #rose winters #digital art #fanart #art #i can’t be stopped #these are literally so lazily done oml