Currently obsessed with the idea that the boys go to Time for love advice, since "he's married so he knows this stuff right?"
I mean they couldn't recognize a wedding ring??? And neither did he???
And time was saying this in his youth I mean cmon
Twilight: So ancestor. What would you do if like. Malon left to another world and never came back
Time: ... bro Malon called me fairy boy and then we were married like what
Hyrule: So uhh old man. How does one. Meet a girl.
Time: By speaking to her I guess? Or not, Malon did the talking for me
Hyrule: riiiiight...
Wild *no tact*: Hey so like... what if your redheaded wife who's name started with M died.
Time: what?!?!
Wild, undeterred: but like before she proposed.
Time: ...
Wild: and you don't remember if you would have said yes. What's your advice for dealing with that?
Time: ... vent to a fairy?
Warriors: hey old man
Time: no no no not this one asking me please
Warriors: how do I get women to stop coming after me. So I can ya know. Choose without war trying to force me into relationships
Time: I can safely say I've never had that problem captain
Wars: of course not *smirks*
Wars: ok but seriously how do I make them go away
Time: ... wear a wedding ring so they think you're taken, I've got a shiny extra
Time: no no why- they won't stop, I don't know how to do love!
Time: ok well at least I have legend. That kid would never ask for advice, I'll sit by him.
Legend: so old man.
Time, looking forward to a normal conversation: yeah?
Legend: hypothetically, what would you do if you found out Malon didn't exist.
Legend: And her whole world didn't, but it did, and now it doesn't
Time: ...Excuse me for a minute.
Time, writing a letter as fast as he can: MALON HOW DO I GIVE LOVE ADVICE THEY THINK IM WISE
Malon: lol
Happy Valentine's Day guys, have a headcanon :P
The boys go to Time for love advice and Time spouts whatever wise-sounding bs he can, before shoving them all on Malon for therapy when they visit the ranch
Art and comic by Jojo @linkeduniverse! :D
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Getting real tired of Hozier fans. Y'all will hang on his every word up until he starts asking people to listen to the music (often Black music!) that inspires him. Y'all will listen to Almost (Sweet Music) but haven't listened to Almost - the references. Y'all will listen to Someone New but haven't listened to Aretha Franklin, whose song I say a little prayer is mentioned in the lyrics. Y'all will listen to Nina Cried Power but haven't heard Nina Simone's Sinnerman (the song "Nina Cried Power" pulls its inspiration from) or any of the other artists referenced in the song.
Hozier is one of my favorite artists and I truly feel like nobody is doing it like him (partially BECAUSE of who he's pulling inspiration from), but knowing the music he pulls inspiration from makes it SO much more fun to listen to his songs. Plus it broadens your horizons in general and keeps you from getting "Irish forest man" brain rot, where you can't appreciate the protest influences and Black influences on his music. Check out the references playlist above! Check out some classic jazz (Ella Fitzgerald, that unbelievable talent, is a great place to start)! Listen to some Nina Simone! Look up the lyrics to Nina Cried Power and check out the artists he mentions there! (I actually found a few in there that I don't know! Excited to check them out). Don't fall victim to thinking a white man stands on his own when his work borrows from others! I promise you'll have a good time if you give it a chance.
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Remember this little guys?
Absolutely vicious.
Anyway this is him grown up and at NRC.
He has no business being this much of a snack, yet he is. Say hi to Seth Ulrich everyone.
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