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"why do I feel so terrible?"

-person who forgot to take their not-feeling-terrible medication

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the collection

#i desperately want existential Michael and existential Barbie to meet #two humanoid inhumans becoming familiar with human struggles and Hating It #they would have a fun party together

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#i like to say it's twice but i think technically it's only once #been on academic probation for poor grades more than once tho #anyway once i dropped out for real for real i didn't go back. so.

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Noah Kahan: I have a deeply conflicted love-hate relationship with the place I grew up and the cognitive dissonance will drive this whole album.

Hozier: fuck yeah, Ireland!!!

#Hozier #noah kahan

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crying

#this is killing me

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So we all know that Tumblr is US-centric. But to what degree? (and can we skew the results of this poll by posting it at a time where they should be asleep?)

Reblog to increase sample size!

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#me fr fr #hozier

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me too hozier me too

#all the tags are romanticizing this #that's ok you go you funky little folks #but at the same time: #me but not in a fun or cool way more like in a way that interferes with my work and quality of life 💀 #hozier

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But seriously, when we got our property, it was all just…grass. A sterile grass moonscape, like a billion other yards. With two big old maple trees. Just grass and maples, that was it. 

But then I got my grubby little paws on it, and I immediately stopped fertilizing, spraying, and bagging up grass clippings and leaves. I ripped up sod and put in flowers and vegetables. I put down nice thick blankets of mulch around the flowers and vegetables. 

When I first was sweating my way through stripping sod, I saw a grand total of 1 worm and 0 ladybugs. The ground was compacted into something that would bend shovel blades. 

Now, six years later, I can’t dig a planting hole without turning up fourteen earthworms, and there are so many ladybugs here. Not the invasive asian lady beetles; native ladybugs. They winter over in the mulch and in the brush pile. I see thousands of them. 

The soil is soft and rich. There are birds that come to eat, and bees of many sorts.

Like this is something that you, yourself, can absolutely change. This is something that you, personally, can make a difference in.

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today on neat hozier retweets: disappearing birds!

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#listen. listen #womanhood is so often a burden and a heartache to me #the idea that someone would WANT to be a woman and CHOOSE that. it broke my brain #but it also set me free from the idea that i had to do any gender that i didn't like #trans women. and trans men. thank you for your clear eyes and courage and wholehearted embrace of the joy of being true to yourself #you're setting us all free #💛

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Today my toddler INSISTED we open every sauce that came with our Chinese take out so she could sample every single one. She didn’t care for the spicy mustard, she LOVED the soy sauce, she said BLEH BLEH to duck sauce, and she said OH SO GOOD to sweet and sour

She then decided she needed to shove an ENTIRE crab Rangoon into her mouth which gave me a heart attack but she did in fact manage to eat the entire thing with minimal effort on her part. This was after she chanted “RANGOON RANGOON RANGOON!” at us until we gave her one.

Kids are fun and I am exhausted

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#the great thing about being raised Mormon is that #maybe they wouldn't be a piece of cake #both the babysitting and the speech would be doable #i voted speech but #the engineering degree actually comes with a reward #👀