#listen I just think it would be so funny

[imthursdaysyme]

I think Itd be funny if Steve accidentally became obsessed with puzzles but won't admit it the same way dads watch shows by standing off to the side. robin has them out and he complains but she finds him 2hrs later still standing doing puzzles and he's like a caught raccoon

#stranger things #steve harrington #robin buckley #listen I just think it would be so funny #man is like uh no I don't do puzzles but also completely unrelated there's the piece you're looking for #constantly hovering and pretending he's not #robin loosing her shit like istg come sit and join me or leave #and he's like god FINE IF YOU INSIST #and she's like bro I said or leave too #and he's like WOE IS ME- ROBERTO FORCING ME TO SIT AND FO THE PUZZLE WOTH HER #and she's like Steve pls stop #I AM BEING DETAINED AGAINST MY W— #Steve would you stop yell— #—FORCED INTO MATRIARCHAL TYRANNY FORCUNG ME— #—esteban stop taking all the pieces- #I AM SHACKLED AND CH— #Steve how are you taking so many pieces wait stop how are you so fast— #BOUND TO THE WOODEN CHAIR AND COLORFUL GRANDMA ACTIVITIES WITH— #Steve please let me do half stop— #NO ONE TO SAVE ME #Steve how did you do it that fast wait stop you finished it what are you— #I MUST NOW TAKE RANSOM— #steve put it down— #TO HOLD MY CAPTIVE ACCOUNTA— #—steve please where are you taking the puzzle and how are you holding it without break—whERE ARE YOU GOING??? #I WILL BE FREE OF MY CHAI— oh haha hey jon no i’m not doing anything strange no nance i’m just chilling— #YOU HAVE BEEN YELLING AND MONOLOGUEING FOR THE PAST THIRTY MI UTES LIKE A THEATER KID WHAT DO U MEAN CHILLING #i was doing nOTHING of the sort— #oh god he was doing the acting thing again with the medival imagery thing wasn’t he #nancy pls tell me he hasnt done this to you— oh god steve what is wrong with you

[clown-owo]

been replaying the Portal series I think this is where its heading

#i haven't drawn in like. half a month. which listen i know i don't post much here but i do draw a lot #i have another blog. but also sometimes i just don't post things. i draw for myself #just got burnt out from working on an animation final 😔 #so anyway. eased myself back in with a silly comic about portal #my irl saw my shitty sketch and thought glados was painting chell which is very funny to me. #chelldos #but like. unrequited. glados is obsessed with chell. chell is not having a good time #portal #chell #GlaDOS #GlaD0S #my art #og post #1k #5k #10k #20k #edit: i made this post almost a year ago and it haunts me. theres a typo. chell is out of character. #because i couldn't come up with a good reason for her to be there in the first place #and this was a shitty ms paint replicating drawing that i did just to get back into drawing #i didn't think it would gain much attention #i was Wrong #anyway someone in the comments said this is what happens when you speedrun thats an infintely better setup for the punchline #EDIT 2: ok i fixed it fuck you

[kittykalliarts]

For decades, the blank vision that Iudex Neuvillette wears near his heart has been subject to much discussion in Fontaine. Nobody remembers who it had once belonged to or why the ancient dragon protected it so jealously. It is said that if the Chief Justice would to stare at it for a long while, it would be sure to rain right after. Oh, how beloved that person must've been.

#genshin impact #genshin fanart #neuvillette #visions #wriolette #wriollette #neuvithesley #myart #sorry for the short drabble? #kasndkansd i have emotions over a simple thought i had #the tragedy for someone eternal to fall for someone who's here for only a brief moment eats away at me hhhh #it started with a funny thought of IF neuvillette needs to carry a fake vision for some reason after laughing at the archons for it #and then i remembered how people like kazuha would hold onto their loved one's masterless vision after they died #one thing led to another and now we have some wriolette angst with neuvillette cherishing wrio's masterless vision #after his inevitable passing #and idk if its just the traveller or if its even canon #but i like to think that neuv being a sovereign he would be able to hear the ambition of one's vision and maybe just maybe #he can use wrio's masterless vision to listen to his voice albeit ever so softly

[heartorbit]

stay warm! 🌟🍬🤖🎈

#stupid idiot forgot his mittens. to the shredder #merry yurimas. #polysho #project sekai #pjsk #prsk #emu otori #tsukasa tenma #nene kusanagi #rui kamishiro #proseka #Oh my god im waking uo for the stupid broadcast in like 6 hours im dumb as fuck #WEH. WEH #merry whatever the fuck #AUUUUUU excited to have nothing to do and draw for myself for um 12.. days. Oh my god theres only 12 days til 2nd sem. Oh fuck everything #I NEED TO DRAAAAAAAAW. #guys help i was going to draw song covers i want but i need to sleep cause i have stuff tomorrow but listen #if rks gets a snobbism cover i called it. Ok? ok. #i think it would be funny and just if they dont get another duet again. get the ruinene treatment. CAN WE FREE RNN ACTUALLY ITS CHRISTMAS #what was the other thing. um carnival that song i want it added so bad idk if theres sny songs with its letter count but please. #literally played nijiro stories on repeat while drawing this we need them back #fucking NBOODY TOOOOLD ME ITS EMUKASA WEEK ON STIPID TWITTER IM NOOOOTHING IM NOTHIN #i usually acknowledge that i dont have the moxy to do fanweeks but i really want to be drawing more and faster so i will participate. #emurui week is like march iirc. you wont get away from me this time.

[ruporas]

special operatives (silly interaction beneath read more)

[ID: Digital Art in color of Trigun Maximum, characters included are Wolfwood, Elendira, and Legato in a casual meeting situation. The piece consists of orangey yellow lighting and purple shadows. Wolfwood sits on the left side, facing Elendira who’s on the right. He’s seated on a plain wooden chair with one knee up and he’s holding the strap to his Punisher in his left hand while his right sits against his thigh, He has an irritated expression as he speaks to Elendira. Elendira is sitting in a fancier seat, her right arm rests against Wolfwood’s propped up knee, her left hand holds her suitcase. She’s sitting cross legged with an amused expression. Legato can be seen in the back at the center of the image in his mobile body case, one of his eyes shown to be glaring at Wolfwood. End ID]

[ID: Sketch, uncolored comic. Elendira says to Wolfwood, “I’m not telling you to dedicate yourself to him, but just accept the situation at hand. We could get along better if we were on the same page.” Wolfwood responds, “Don’t peg me me for an optimist. I’m not dumb. But, I’m also not going to just live in resignation. Plus, I don’t have any interest in getting along with ya.” Elendira coos, “Aw, you sure? I have a wonderful shoulder to cry on when the weak people you’re trying to protect eventually dies in the coming months. Though, I guess it’s fine. Someone like you might just die before then anyway...” She snickers in her hand while Wolfwood is speechless and just glares. Legato is faintly drawn in the back, glaring at Wolfwood, muttering “worthless” repetitively. End ID]

#trigun #trigun maximum #nicholas d wolfwood #elendira the crimsonnail #legato bluesummers #YES they were together in scene canonically for only 1 Measly chapter. Yes legato dipped like 2 seconds later but listen #trigun has such a fun cast and such a vague sense of time that i love to just throw in whatever Chances of the gung hos meeting outside of #canonic time... i mentioned before but i do think ww just runs into them on occasion from town to town #this illust would have to take place after the remembrance of july though ofc since that was when ww first saw elendira... which is still #the funniest ww ever bc he was so Shocked. LIKE AGHAST... BC IT WAS ELENDIRA THE CRIMSONAIL. he was starstruckk it was so cute #elendira of all people deserve that kind of reaction though im glad that they hyped it up with ww of all people. bc its like wow even ww is #kind of intimidated! even though he gained his grips like 5 seconds later to talk back to her. which is why i think theyd have a funny #dynamic. and legato is just there. he does not care about them but he also hates them and it's fun to think about how that'd extend to #wolfwood after knives specifically left the gung hos up to him and then explicitly didnt say shit after giving ww a special little mission #it also is just like. legato is pretty passive in trimax until someone is actively betraying knives or when its vash #and ww also does not give a shit about legato bc he also is like. vaguely aware he'd lose in a fight. so all i make them do is stare at each #other passive aggressively. TRISTAMP on the otherhand is ridiculously insane for making legato genuinely hold enough aggression towards ww #to literally activate his character arc in the season sgmkdsgm cannot wait for final phase where legato not only deeply detest vash but also #bears a similar aggression towards ww. actually im not sure whether i should be Excited for that or not but it would be an interesting #ruporas art

[moss-on-trees]

dp x dc prompt: you're my dad now au

danny goes to the edge of town to brood.

his parents are as hazardous to his safety as ever and jazz keeps calling him from college to convince him to stop being phantom and act like a normal kid. he thinks he deserves the right to vent a little, if only to himself. he doesn't want to bother sam and tucker in the middle of the night again.

"i wish i could have a family i can be honest with. people i wouldn't have to hide injuries from. who would have my back and who would understand i don't patrol in the middle of the night because i want to, but because someone needs to do it," he says with a sigh.

he doesn't notice desiree's out to play until it's too late.

"well, i guess that's one way to get rid of you, ghost boy. your wish is granted!"

and he's teleported right inside the batcave.

well, danny's always been one to roll with the punches.

"hello! it's nice to meet you," he says brightly to a scowling batman. "i guess you're my dad now."

#dp x dc #dp x dc prompt #dp x dc au #batpham #batphantom #danny phantom #dp x dc crossover #dc x dp #dpxdc #this came about because i realised tne majority of the fics are leaning hard into misunderstandings and identity shenanigans #along with poking fun at bruce's child abdiction tendencies #but i think it would be really funny if danny just showed up and went #so here's my entire backstory thank you for listening i will now be adopting myself into your family

[shopcat]

i think in the hamster wheel of my mind a big part of where people go wrong with eddie and his shitty garage band as an extension is that they for some bizarre reason think he's gene simmons metal when he's jack black metal. heavy metal. he's tenacious d metal. he's school of rock. he's stoner lord of the rings metal he nearly wore blue jeans and plaid. jack black literally in real life once said eddie was the best character bc he's heavy metal like him. LOOK AT THIS

#🍦 #answer it's bc people think he's some mishmash of all alternative scenes without any actual knowledge of where the mashing occurs 😭 #eddie is . a heavy metal guy. A cool one. a nice one even. he likes rock and roll #it's so funny when ppl try and describe it and they've never heard the stuff he actually listens to in their lives for some reason #literally so much of the appeal of eddie's character within his subculture is that its theatrical and dramatic but its still grounded #he's very alternative and Out There but he's still just some guy. he's not wearing spiked leather jackets #in fact he's not wearing any of the other kinds of leather jackets i've seen people say he would ... TO ME #sts #if u haven't seen the clip he then proceeds to air guitar the MoP melody then shouts heavy metal is everywhere #i don't even know how to explain this bc it's like ... okay #the general .. VIBE? aestheticsm? is kind of similar to what people sometimes portray but they're missing thst it's tongue in cheek #like it's like that buff poster of him being this anachronistic homage to heavy metal album covers #fire and satanic imagery and skulls and lightning and big drama and ROCK AND ROLL #it's rock and ROLL man... #and people r making him this weird sanitised dork LOL 😭 when he's a dork in a different more fun way.. imo #and it's not that those types of people don't exist and that they're not cool in their own way cuz they are sure but that's not THIS GUY #he is an 80S METALHEAD... and yeah i try and ground him in thinfs and poke and prod at it until it fits my own understanding of alternative #scenes better but that's bc i've had a hand in the punk scene for years and years #i dunno sometimes i feel like ppl r just not doing the full potential and then going way too hard in this super specific direction #and he ends up first of all usually just a massive douchebag not sure what that's about. But a guy who he would in canon HATE 😭 #YOU ARE MAKING HIM A POSER. is what i'm saying #he is alwyas some guy before he's anything else and before he's that he's a 20 year old loser #you need to reflect this... You need to bottle it. ugh. ugh #so much of this reminds me of the time someone was like he would never wear PLAID #like are you kidding me. are you actually kidding me rn #ppl have this weird arstheticised mostly modern and mostly literallt just eboy Idea of what he'd wear it's crazy to me sorry #also it's ugly #i also think. this is so long lol . anyway . i also think going too ''authentic'' in the 80s metalhead direction also lands u w different #problems. my advice to people trying to write or draw alternative characters is they are People. before they are anything else #🍏

[not-a-matopoeia]

do you think that when people in the batfam send pictures of Dick to each other or in a group chat that are like:

"haha look at this Dick pic guys"

and then people respond in kind like they are not, in-fact, looking at a photo of Dick Grayson, but like an actual dickpic and pretend to be all grossed out by it

#because if I knew someone named Dick I'd do that #we would not be friends for long but it would be a great time #listen-as an oldest sibling #and someone who has few only sibling friends #this just seemes like a think that siblings would do #just to piss someone off slightly #because its fucking funny #and you (most of the time) love them so its fine #steph brown #dick grayson #timothy drake #batfam #bruce wayne #damian wayne #batman #dc comics #jason todd #cassandra cain #duke thomas

[mumblesplash]

there’s always time for branding™️

#shhh he’s girlbossing #my art #smajor1995 #martyn/inthelittlewood #limited life #limited life spoilers #isn’t martyn a Listener or smth i really don’t know watcher lore yet #but i’m just saying i think it would be funny if he can hear whenever scott does this #i’m going to be thinking about the Scott Hunt for the foreseeable future i think #also yes martyn wears crocs in-universe this season #i have a whole thing about the mean gills both being mer hybrids but martyn is more human and scott is more fish #so martyn needs slightly more gear to navigate underwater (respirator webbed gloves etc) #and scott is much more in danger of dehydration/injury from being out of the water too long #but both of them can see and hear just as well in and out of water and have claws and Teeth

[electric-plants]

kaveh: alhaitham is so annoying i can’t name a single good thing about him

cyno: i can. i have a list.

kaveh: cyno, i know you have a crush but can you please cooperate with my ranting just once

#genshin impact #haino incorrect quotes #haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #kaveh #weirdly always optimistic cyno my beloved #like i get realist cyno interpretations but god i love when people make him just weirdly positive ALL the time #and i think it’s SO funny when paired with kaveh just trying to vent about stuff #i think their conversations about alhaitham would be torture to listen to #genshin incorrect quotes

[pyre-sea]

More sketches that I forgot about: Notebook edition.

#none of these felt deserving of their own post so you get a comp #listen the idea of little luffy unlocking g5 is so funny to me listen #just two older brothers and their emotional support cryptid brother with unfathomable power #anyways on another topic I know Luffy and water arent compatible but he deserves to get into splash fights with his friends as a treat. #I used to fill my hat up with water and then dump it on my brother's head whenever we went to the lake. I think Luffy would do that too #no other comments i just wanted to talk about luffy lol #one piece #fanart #fan art #luffy #monkey d. luffy #sketch #vinsmoke sanji #sanji #nami op #tony tony chopper #chopper #trafalgar law #eustass kid #sabo #portgas d. ace #ace op #one piece spoilers #gear 5 luffy #op spoilers

[starbuck]

that mountain goats song? oh yeah, i love that song. it’s one of my favorites. i could sing the whole thing for you right now. i know what album it’s on and which part of the album and possibly even which track number it is. what is the song called? i don’t have a fucking clue.

#this is mainly a problem with the albums i’ve listened to a lot in the car #with the disks that my car’s reader cannot translate #so it tells me the track number but not the song name #meaning that i could name maybe four songs from protein source of the future… now even though i know that album by heart #this one was from sweden though #which I thought i was better with #but apparently not… #i think it’s just been too long #but yeah i absolutely never would have guessed this song’s name it’s so funny #because i LOVE it #one of my current wips is NAMED AFTER IT #and YET!!!!!!!!!!! #the mountain goats #tmg

[scificrows]

The Roombabot Diaries

"Even without full scan function, I still had my dark vision filters and my own mapping data, so with the fixed point of the corridor hatch, I could retrace my steps to the ramp. It just looked awkward and stupid because for the first part I had to navigate like a floor-cleaning bot." - Martha Wells, System Collapse (Video and audio description below the cut)

VIDEO ID:

An animated video of Murderbot, in a full environmental suit (featuring a little 'Perihelion' logo on its chest and an opaque helmet).

Murderbot is wandering around a dark space, the sound of its footsteps on the stone floor are audible. It walks in a straight line to the right until it hits a pillar with an audible 'thunk' noise and stops. A grumpy smiley face appears next to it.

It recalibrates, making little chirping calibrating sounds, then turns and moves towards the viewer until it seems to hit the camera (again with a 'thunk' noise and a little frowny smiley face next to it) and recalibrates again.

It turns its back to the viewer and starts walking again, this time seemingly hitting the wall in the back. It recalibrates again, then turns to the right and starts walking again. After a few seconds it stops briefly, two exclamation marks appear next to it along with a beeping noise, then it quickly walks out of frame.

#listen i know this is not really what happened in this scene but like. #all i could think about when i was reading this was murderbot moving around like a roomba #figuring out the layout of the space by bumping into things and changing its direction with every collision #and the mental image was so funny to me #i don't actually know how to animate i literally downloaded the software a few weeks ago for another silly mb video (which is unfinished) #this is my second attempt with the software and like. it's FUN!! but i also don't know what i'm doing help #also PLEASE i can't draw please don't @ me about the anatomy #i'm trying to tell myself that the environmental suit is just. very weird hjsdfkdjkhdfjh #anyWAYS #the murderbot diaries #murderbot #system collapse #system collapse spoilers #sc spoilers #video #𓄿 #also. i really wanted to add the humans following mb in a row like little ducklings and almost crashing into it when it crashes into things #but then i would have had to animate 3 additional sets of walk cycles and it would have gotten to complicated and crowded sdfhjdksf #but. yeah. feel free to imagine they are there

[marsbotz]

happy rick and morty episode day. anyone else feel the fear of god

#LOLthese r just doodles from class but i like them so . here you go #rick and morty #rick sanchez #morty smith #and One jerry but i wont tag him lol #oh and #hologram rick #my favourite guy who i miss so dearly #ALSOOO featuring um. rnm if they were slugcats. #EMORTYIS HERE TOO but i wont tag him either i think. #FOR THE RECORD idgaf if he comes back i think his story is fine as is. i just miss him #I LIKE HIMMMM hes sillayyyy #the top bit is based on this one comic i seriously can’t fucking stop thinking abt. cuz i was thinking abt rick listening to breakcore #LOL i think they would have super opposing music tastes and they just fight over the radio constantly #also cat ear headphones rick. bc i thought the idea of him being like a stereotypical streamer girl was funny #morty you gotta join my SMP. imagine- imagine the views we would get morty #my fav doodle of these is the holorick one i think . silly #artsbotz

[cerealmonster15]

i love these freaky little teens and their freaky little relationship problems within their freaky little marriage. this is how it works in MY mind no matter WHAT anthony burch may or may not say re: hermies feelings 😌

#oakworthy #dndads #hermie the unworthy #normal oak #lincoln li wilson #taylor swift dndads #scary marlowe #dndads spoilers #dungeons and daddies #cereal tries to draw #LISTEN god i will go to my grave insisting hermies in mega denial rn #also i just love how into the role lincoln got calling everyone honey jslkdjfklsdj HES SO FUNNYYYY #and also. i love that lincoln is both the number 1 hermie hater #and also the number 1 oakworthy wingman #hes trying so hard to help normal look good sdljkfd HE'S A TRUE FRIEND IT'S SOOO SWEET #what a good husband 😌 #anyway i was just thinking about how it would be funny #if normal and linc were spending a lotta time together #bc normals agonizing over his crush/getting advice from lincoln or something #like about hermie but hermies off out of earshot and is just like whatever. #those 2 can be married forever for all i care. we have nothing. i dont care i DONT #and the taylors like wow dude youre really loud over here this is just like my animes #and terriscary comes too bc shes soooo excited to get to play matchmaker between her husbands!!!!!!!! wow!!!! #also i love drawing tiny pouting hermie it's my favorite thing ever #ok thanks bye

[lovelyreprisethirteen]

okay so… does anyone else see a very clear potential future storyline of adam coming back as a demon and after trying and failing to get revenge against charlie and co. end up as a guest at the hotel in a last ditch attempt to get back into heaven only to become a genuinely better being and happier than he ever was as an angel further blurring the lines between heaven and hell in terms of the morality of the people in them eventually fully cementing himself as a fan favorite himbo by like season 3 or is that just me????

#adam hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel #listen i know this is very specific #but it feels so obvious to me #and when i looked up if anyone else was thinking this would happen #everyone was just like ‘oh yeah adam is a 100% dead #i felt like i was actually going insane #so i’m probably way off #but incase i’m not #i wanted to write it down #so in three years if all of this v specific shit happens #including how the fandom would eventually react #i can point to this and be like ‘SEE’ #and if it doesn’t i’ll just forget i wrote it #also alex brightman replacing alex brightman switching places is so funny to me #but that’s just a theory