#haino incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

kaveh: alhaitham is so annoying i can’t name a single good thing about him

cyno: i can. i have a list.

kaveh: cyno, i know you have a crush but can you please cooperate with my ranting just once

#genshin impact #haino incorrect quotes #haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #kaveh #weirdly always optimistic cyno my beloved #like i get realist cyno interpretations but god i love when people make him just weirdly positive ALL the time #and i think it’s SO funny when paired with kaveh just trying to vent about stuff #i think their conversations about alhaitham would be torture to listen to #genshin incorrect quotes

[soukokuchild]

No one:

Not a single soul:

*a minor information about cyno comes out*:

Alhaitham: *slams hands on the table* I deemed it essential to inform you all.

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #genshin incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #still thinking about the trailer #also 4ggravate #alhaitham x cyno #alhaitham #cyno #genshin impact

[thekaiqueen]

Cyno: are you todays date?

Cyno: 'cause youre a 10/10

Alhaitham: hOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?!?!

#incorrect genshin quotes #cyno #alhaitham #cytham #haino

[lovelycureaestetic]

Kaveh, finally mustering the courage to come out: and this is my boyfriend, Sethos, he's an electro user desert dweller with ties to Hermanubis and a canid aesthetic!

Alhaitham: ....nothing about you is original.

And then they threw hands.

#haino #kavethos #incorrect quotes #sethos x kaveh #props to my bestie for the alhaitham quote AHEKFKFK #get it? it's because sethos and cyno are alike under many aspects #also sethos is linked to foxes

[aetheternity]

Cyno: I think we should try long distance

Al Hathiam: What are you leaving Sumeru for work again?

Cyno: No you're just really annoying, stand like thirty feet away.

#haino #cytham #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

random scholar: is the general mahamatra coming to this meeting?

alhaitham: gods i hope so. maybe then it will at least be bearable.

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #everything is more bearable when cyno is there tbh #alhaitham in meetings is just- *listens to music* *stares at bf* *randomly interjects to dismiss any stupid points or ideas* #contributing both the Least™️ and the Most™️ #he’s everything fr #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

cyno, learning alhaitham got appointed as acting grand sage: hm can’t say he’s suited for it, i hope he’s replaced soon for all of our sakes

cyno, two days into alhaitham being acting grand sage: i will do everything in my power to keep him in this position for as long as possible and yes this is a threat

#genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #cytham #haino #cyhaino #cyno #alhaitham #the real reason cyno wasn’t there during the investigation part of alhaithams sq #is that cyno would have proposed to him on the spot when alhaitham let the matra do their thing #no one can convince me that cyno isn’t obsessed with acting grand sage alhaitham sorry #also alhaitham desperately trying to get him demoted while cyno desperately tries to keep him in his position? #top tier trope #haino incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

someone: *insulting alhaitham*

cyno standing in front of him protectively: don’t worry, i got this

nahida standing in front of both of them protectively: actually, i got this

alhaitham: …..i appreciate it but honestly i didn’t really care—

#genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes #haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #nahida #haino incorrect quotes #birthday reminder that people CARE about him #screaming and crying fr #character of all time #rotating him in my brain 24/7 actually #rent free in our hearts fr #cyno was so right

[electric-plants]

kaveh: cyno’s been talking to that guy over there for a while now….shouldn’t you be jealous or something?

alhaitham: i highly doubt that man is prepared to listen to cyno talk about tcg for six hours straight so no, i don’t think it’s anything to be concerned over

kaveh: ….six HOURS?

alhaitham: i can recite everything he said for you if you don’t believe me

kaveh: NO thank you

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #haino incorrect quotes #kaveh #alhaithams near perfect memory being used for Everything cyno says is my aesthetic #cyno’s jokes? memorized #tcg opinions? memorized #random mumbling? MEMORIZED #this is both deliberate and very much NOT on alhaitham’s part #tfw you like listening to your partner talk but that also means their nonsense is forever stored in your brain😔 #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

cyno: could you give me advice on how to get closer to alhaitham?

kaveh: huh?? why are you asking me? i hate alhaitham

cyno: haha oh yeah that’s one of my favorite jokes you do it’s so funny :)

kaveh: …..one of your favorite what?

#cytham #haino #cyhaino #cyno #alhaitham #haino incorrect quotes #i think cyno should just take it all as a very intricate joke instead of just stubborn friendship denial #kaveh would be spiraling rip #suddenly has to wonder if EVERYONE thinks it’s a joke #(they don’t) #and yet somehow he’s closer to the truth than everyone else😌 best investigator fr #also this would have astronomical implications for cyno’s ‘he lives rent free in each of our hearts’ quip #and also ALSO kaveh being torn between giving cyno advice and acknowledging he’s friends with alhaitham openly #or refusing cyno and feeling BAD but maintaining his reputation #is my aesthetic #also he would OBVIOUSLY give the advice while pleading that cyno does NOT tell anyone he did #which cyno doesn’t because he keeps promises and also because he’s excited he gets to be in on their joke #srry for all the tags my brain gets one (1) thought about them and runs with it forever #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

cyno: i’m here because of a complaint i received about you

alhaitham: …..a legitimate one or is this the lead in to another one of your pick up lines?

cyno: a legitimate one

alhaitham: disappointing but not surprising

cyno: i can work a pick up line in if that would make it better….?

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #alhaitham has received five complaints from cyno about stealing his heart #and 46 complaints from others about a supposedly rude demeanor🤔 #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

alhaitham: *being unsettlingly curious about something*

cyno: this is….kind of hot

alhaitham: *putting himself in direct danger due to said curiosity*

cyno: okay less hot— ALHAITHAM STOP THAT RIGHT NOW—

#haino #cyhaino #cytham #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #was looking at his voicelines again….. #more about cyno: v… #‘remarkable’……. #listen i reread his voicelines a lot #and all i can say #is that i am a firm believer that this man is most attracted to curiosity and intelligence #also he think they’re dangerous #but also he thinks danger is hot too #same tbh #who said that #genshin impact

[electric-plants]

cyno: tighnari, i NEED to tell alhaitham i love him right now

tighnari: um okay..…i’m sure it won’t be long until he’s done with his speech….

cyno: no. i need to do it now.

tighnari: what are you gonna do?? shout loud enough to interrupt him and declare it right in front of the entire akademiya?

cyno: oh. good idea.

tighnari: absolutely not— CYNO SIT DOWN—

#genshin impact #haino incorrect quotes #cytham #haino #cyhaino #alhaitham #cyno #tighnari #you ever get struck with the sudden urge to tell someone you love them? yeah #i think cyno just would #and i think alhaitham would like it WAY too much🙄 #almost as much as tighnari DISLIKES it #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

cyno: i’m so sick of traveling everywhere for work i just want to stay home forever

alhaitham: same

cyno: 😳

alhaitham: 😳

#the inherent homoeroticism of not wanting to leave ur house😳 #haino #cytham #cyhaino #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #me projecting on to haino?? more likely than you’d think😌 #let them be BORING👏👏👏 #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

kaveh: do you ever feel like you’re being watched

alhaitham: yes but i suspect the sensation i have is different than what you’re referring to

kaveh: in what way?

alhaitham glancing at the spot cyno hides in to stare at him for six hours of the day: uhhh it’s hard to explain

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #cyno’s got them big ole eyes #gotta use em to STARE #same tbh i also like to stare at alhaitham #i sit there and just look at them SO often #it’s embarassing tbh😪 #don’t pull for your favs you’ll get NOTHING done #tbh though i just go look at them in the character archive when i don’t have them #genshin has many things to do like *checks notes* STARE #genshin impact #genshin incorrect quotes

[electric-plants]

cyno: i’ll never leave you

alhaitham: …….

cyno: i’ll never leave you…..except when i’m away for work or you want alone time?

alhaitham: much better

#haino #cytham #cyhaino #haino incorrect quotes #alhaitham #cyno #healthy communication couple of all time fr🔥🔥🔥🔥 #tfw you value both honesty and having your own space🙏🙏🙏 #genshin incorrect quotes