#like yogurt????

[chrisfranklinchow]

cottage cheese is so strange????

#i think ppl use it as a low carb high protein thing? #i bought some recently just to try and ppl are just using it as a base??? #like yogurt????

[daftmooncretin]

last three seasons spn are crazy. its just dean being borderline suicidal while sam tries to fix it by basically dangling his keys at him and going : “dean look! cowboys!” “dean look! strip club!” “dean look! haunted action figure.”

Meanwhile castiel is like i see that dean is suicidal, this is clearly my fault so i will remedy this by dying.

#and then dean is fixed by jack getting him a yogurt from the fridge or some shit #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres any point living any more. sam: huh dean are you ok? that sure was a funny thing to say #dean: yeah i just dont believe theres a point to life anymore. cas: don’t worry dean. i’ll always be here. *dies* #dean:yeah i just don’t believe theres a point to living anymore. jack: bummer. want to play mario kart? #dean: sure kid why not #destiel #dean winchester #spn #sam winchester #supernatural #but seriously #i feel like we dont talk about how dean was trying to die at the slightest inconvenience in the later seasons and its like??? bestie???

[psykidsam]

sorry just losing my shit over this deleted dialogue from 14x20

#sometimes I just want to have a long sit down with the directors/editors and ask them why they chose to remove stuff like this #in favor of say a yogurt fight #things that drive me insane about the tv show supernatural #spn 14x20 #sam winchester #supernatural

[rasawymae]

i don’t use tumblr a whole lot, but here’s my mostly-finished dainix!! @comicaurora

#the second picture is from before i realized i’d forgotten the eyepatch so just pretend it’s like. #mirrored or something #featuring my dubious tripod of a yogurt container on top of a trash can on top of a box on top of a set of drawers #comicaurora #comic aurora #aurora webcomic #dainix #comicaurora cosplay

[stuckinapril]

I think my life would be fixed if I fell asleep at a beautiful 8 pm and woke up at a beautiful 4 am bc it means I’m asleep when most people are awake and I’m awake when most people are asleep and honestly? Couldn’t ask for more

#No friends no therapy no boys #Just me and my books and my research lab and my journals and occasionally sex and the city #No social interaction except if it’s w me by myself #Just me me me bitch #You might be like that’s a bad idea but I’m honestly amazed at how I go out of my way to NOT sit w my thoughts it’s pathetic #At first it was like I multitask bc I’m pre med but now I’m realizing I have an actual problem w not allowing myself to be bored/alone #I’ll still be busy but I’ll be busy in a very intentional way where everyone is removed but me #and it’s just me by myself #LITERALLY just me #I need to go swim in a creek and run through the woods and eat some almonds and eat greek yogurt and read some books

[turtleinsoup]

more... father son art

for @thedawningofthehour's the dawning of the hour

#i have to stop drawing Draxum looking soft #Gale looks just #short compared to him #Well Draxy you should've fed him more yogurt back when he was a... oh wait #like Gale isnt even that tiny Draxum is just tall af lol #look I don't know what fake Draxum is feeding Gale in the fake memory #canon typical unhinged food #def has a lot of proteins #I could've just drawn Gale taller but why go against Jesus like that #rise of the tmnt #rottmnt #rottmnt donnie #tmnt 2018 #tmnt #rottmnt fic #rise tmnt #rottmnt au #rise donnie #rottmnt doth #doth

[hello-its-em]

UH, GUYS??

SINCE WHEN WERE THOSE EYES THERE???

I swear those weren’t there before. Or have they been? How long ago was Shadow Milk cookie planned?

There’s also little eye emblems on the bookcases in pure vanilla’s room

Also, one of Shadow Milk’s eyes is in the shadow of Pure Vanilla’s soul jam.

Maybe I’m delusional, BUT, I think this is hinting at shadow milk taking over pure vanilla. Cuz the eye is inside of pure vanilla’s soul jam and the soul jam reflection is inside a sunflower pattern; much like PV’s staff

#I love small details like this #just how long was shadow milk cookie planned? #I mean that guy has traces EVERYWHERE #From the blueberry yogurt academy to pure vanilla’s healing spell. #rambles #crk theory #shadow milk cookie #pure vanilla cookie #cookie run kingdom #cookie run

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

The red spot is a chili flake

The red spot is a chili flake... (context)

#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #ask #jin ling #It makes so much sense...wwx stores the chilli in his cheek pouches for easy deployment. In case of Bland Food emergency. #This is how he survives living with the Lans. #And how he trains his new body how to tolerate spice. #Poor jin ling does not have this resistance. He is taking burn damage the entire walk back home. Someone rub high fat yogurt on that boy. #Just in case its not a universal common experience to prepare peppers with your bare hands (like a fool) and touch your face (LIKE A FOOL): #that stuff *burns*. I try to remember to wear gloves but alas. This year we grew Serranos! Tasty little guys but mistakes were made. #Dont process peppers with cuts on your hands. Or rub your eyes. Actually: please jut wear gloves while handling peppers. #I can eat those puppies raw no problem but I am miserable when it gets into my eyes.

[puppyeared]

adhd is when you shoot for the moon but you forgot the rocket fuel and by the time you realize it everyones already on the moon and then you panic and crash into the sun and it explodes

#my meds stopped working and i didnt know thats something that can fucking happen apparently??? #like i knew eventually my body can get used to medicine that the effect kind of dulls but for some reason this time around i thought #that my body just decided to become lazier since the meds were already working anyway. cuz thats the thing as soon as smth is made #easier for me even if its the thing thats supposed to make the disability less disabling i get too relaxed and end up fucking up anyway #so i assumed my fucking cells worked the same way LMAO. they still technically work like i can feel my energy spike when it kicks in #but everything else like focus and memory went down and i thought oh so its just a me problem then. my habits are getting worse #even though ive been doing everything the same like setting reminders checking my schedule. hell ive been setting MORE reminders #to make up for the memory thing and i didnt even realize i just knew i had to compensate since it feels like my memory is getting #worse again. and i only figured this out bc my brother showed me an icecreamsandwich video with him talking about the EXACT FUCKING #THING IM GOING THRU WORD FOR WORD #i have to bring this up with my doctor next week so maybe i have to take different meds. i wonder if this will be a recurring thing #i guess one thing that hasnt changed is that im still slow as hell and stuff only comes to me 5 hours after the fact #its 6 in the morning and i only JUST realized that the word froyo is probably short for frozen yogurt #yapping #adhd

[astrobei]

gansey having a level ten crisis over his forbidden crush giving him the fruit at the bottom of her yogurt cup was the most unserious yet most relatable moment in all of literature

#he’s so. #ten min inner monologue abt how much fucking yogurt blue eats #then freaking out abt sharing said yogurt #bc it’s like they’re basically kissing #he is SO #he’s so me #i can’t. i’m done with him. he is my everything #and his name is RICHARD CAMPBELL GANSEY #<3 #what a man. #/astro posts #the raven cycle

[b0nelessdoodles]

fellas, is it gay to get flustered when your colleague wraps his magic around you to keep you out of trouble? 🤔

#cookie run #shadow milk cookie #shadowvanilla #pureshadow #creme university au #ive been sitting on this doodle for like a month now lord have mercy on my soul #god im mentally ill about what my friend and i did with these two #shadow milk used to be blueberry yogurt but he did a fuckin huge amount of forbidden magic in one go and it shattered his mind #so now hes unhinged as shit and insane but being around pure vanilla sometimes calms his mind #and he sometimes feels like his old self again #this is only possible because pure vanilla Did Something after the accident to try and save blueberry yogurt #cause they were pining after each other like the idiots they were #and now they are linked on a magical level #and pure vanilla is still trying to reverse the effects of the forbidden magic on the love of his life #shadow milk had no fuckin' idea but in this scene he ended up piecing some things together #i should try drawing pure vanilla's lab but omfg room drawings are not my strong point #okay ill shut the fuck up now i love them so bad

[jtl-fics]

Fluent Freshman - Part 03

PREVIOUS

In the Fluent Freshman AU I could see a moment where Andrew kind of misses having Renee around. She was a nice quiet support for him during her time at Palmetto and now she’s graduated. Bee suggests that Andrew try and make a new friend, he can try with someone on the team even.

Andrew, initially, thinks it’s a stupid idea. He real hates pretty much every sophomore (Jack’s group) and pretty much all of the new freshmen irritate him since they’re always trying to steal Neil’s attention with all their fucking problems. The only freshman that he has no opinion on (and therefore is miles and miles ahead of everyone else) is the quiet one that he glowered at pretty early on for staring at Neil’s scars.

Except now, with the knowledge that the kid is a foreign language major, he was probably just trying to figure out what language him and Neil were talking in since the kid isn’t phased at all when Neil absentmindedly used his shirt to wipe away sweat on his face. Everyone else had LOOKED but the kid had just continued on as if it were nothing.

Nicky likes him a fair bit and has assured both Andrew and Neil, after the fourth time the kid power walked away from them, that he’s not homophobic just due to circumstances public displays of affection make him deeply uncomfortable. The Foxes have pasts and if the kid isn’t going to make it their problem then Andrew isn’t about to get irritated over it.

(Nicky doesn’t elaborate that those circumstances being that he understands that Andrew is telling Neil all the places (geographical locations) that he wants to kiss Neil and where he’d do it. He’s really not a prude but how did watching Cars 2 result in this level of dirty talk?! He’s just trying to actually get to see these movies everyone keeps referencing so that he can join in on the conversation)

The kid’s quiet company the few times Andrew’s been in it and Neil has been making some slow progress on getting the kid to open up. Andrew knows that the kid has his own weekly meetings with Betsy and he’s not about to pry.

(It’s social anxiety and stress related. No he has not told Betsy about the whole Russian situation because she’d be mad at him right? Everyone keeps telling him that Betsy and Andrew Minyard are close and that Andrew is her favorite even if she can’t admit to having something like that. She’s nice but what if she gets mad about it and tells Wymack that he’s not fit mentally to be on the team? Then what? He can’t afford college without a sports scholarship. Oh god- Betsy spends a lot of time walking him through stress relief and not worst case scenario-ing every interaction)

Andrew figures that if nothing else this kid is fine with sitting in stony silence. If it doesn’t work then w/e he tried.

So, to Fluent Freshman’s absolute horror and dismay, Andrew Minyard starts to hang around him even when Captain Neil ISN’T AROUND. He becomes unbeatable at Poker and fluent in Japanese if not fully literate.

Once it’s just Andrew and Fluent Freshman sitting in absolute silence for an hour. This might be the nicest time Andrew’s had with someone not part of his family since Renee left. “You ever consider learning Russian?” Andrew asks.

Fluent Freshman’s award winning performance starts here.

“No, I have never considered taking Russian classes here.” He responds turning a page in his book on Esperanto (he thinks it’d be fun) because why take a class for a language he’s already fluent in. He’s bad at lying but he’s GREAT at just not saying the truth.

Andrew doesn’t say anything in response and they continue to sit in silence until Fluent Freshman has to get up and go quietly have a panic attack.

Everyone, except Nicky, all think that Fluent Freshman’s the second coming of Andrew’s general apathy. Bee is proud of Andrew for willingly sitting next to someone in almost complete silence. Andrew says it helps that there’s someone else like him (Bee is confused because Fluent Freshman is known to bring his own brown paper bag to hyper-ventilate into but she says nothing.)

Only Nicky knows the full extent. Fluent Freshman is doing breathing exercises, taking pepto bismol to help his stress related stomach ulcer, and considering using his art gen-ed for theater so that he can commit to this bit better.

Fluent Freshman kind of gets used to Andrew’s quiet company until one day they’re an hour and a half into their usual absolute silence when Fluent Freshman gets up to grab something Andrew looks at him and goes “Hey wanna learn how to use a knife?” And Fluent Freshman stiffens up and straight up faints.

NEXT

#Fluent Freshman AU #He wakes up 20 minutes later to Andrew holding one of Kevin's sweat socks under his nose #Like they're smelling salts #Andrew asks if they need to go to the hospital #FF looks down and sees that all his blood is still in his body 'No I'm good' #Andrew brings it up to Neil in earshot of Nicky #Who is a bro and also thinks this is kind of hilarious #He was the only one not even kind of aware of Andreil happening #So he's excited to be the only one aware of FF's secret #'He has a big test and a stress ulcer so it was probably related to that.' #Andrew comes to their next 2-3 hours of silent company with a whole tub of 'good for ulcer' foods #FF wonders if they are all poisoned but is too awkward to decline them. He eats the probiotic yogurt and hopes that his death will be swift #AFTG #AFTG shitpost #AFTG OC #Andreil #Nicky Hemmick #Andrew Minyard #Neil Josten #AFTG fics #My Fics #In a Masterpost #FF - Pt. 03

[cuubism]

saw a post the other day, can't remember if it was tumblr or reddit, but it was like 'picky eaters are always characterized as only eating fries and chicken nuggets. what about us picky eaters who only like things like sushi and tiramisu, we exist'

anyway that's human dream

#'hob did you get the--' 'the yogurt brand that's inexplicably 15 times more expensive than any other? yeah i did' #'yes i made your omelette with the 30$/pound truffle cheese. i'm aware you won't eat it with any other' #he likes high quality ingredients and does not like things that feel 'heavy' or have a lot of grease or lots of simple carbs #probably doesn't eat much meat either. these are my headcanons #hob's grocery cart is all organic fruit imported dark chocolate and That One Sorbet that's 10$ a pint #'here's your locally grown organic lychees My Liege' #don't ask how hob obtained such a thing in england XD #he had to learn how to make thai food at home bc keeping dream in stir fried basil (from That One Five Star Authentic (tm) Restaurant that' #40$ a plate) was getting expensive #it does help that dream is more willing to expand his horizons if it's something hob made #dreamling #dreamling headcanons

[worldsewage]

Yeah these should stay on the back burner I

#carnying #suggestive #nsfwish. even… #the first one is so funny I laugh reading it like what are you talking about. BUT I SEE IT SO CLEARLY. it’s like one of those vanilla #fancy ‘healthy’ yogurts but then she remembers she needs her street credit. so she just says anything #was genuinely onto something with the second one .tho. might draw it one day.

[bedupolker]

get my ass

fruit list

#banana im conflicted bc theyre not that good on their own #but i ALWAYS have at least five in my house for smoothies #plus good for baking or toppings for yogurt etc #jackfruit feels misplaced here ive only ever seen it cooked and put in savory dishes? #if you're gonna add jackfruit its like you might as well add squash and bellpepper and tomato while you're at it

[calciumdreams]

𝖧𝖾𝗒𝖺!! 𝖢𝖺𝗇 𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖽𝗋𝖺𝗐 𝖪𝗂𝗅𝗅𝖾𝗋?

poor little meow meow

#killer sans #utmv #undertale au #corbell art #you don't understand how happy i was to draw this #i haven't had time for anything nice #he has the face of someone who likes strawberry yogurt #what does this mean? idk he just does #thanks for the request!