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highlifeboat · 11 months
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canadian anon and not re8 related but im so relieved that someone else is also anxious about the fires rn, because all im seeing on news/social media is that some dipsticks actually believe the wildfires were a set up by treadau as a fear mongering tactic to get climate change tax money im actually so tired mentally and physically from people who dont believe in climate change. I hope youre okay, i am but the smoke is rolling in now. i really dont know how to cope and continue normally worrying about everything thats going to come. its not even peak summer yet.
That's... the dumbest shit I've ever heard? Why are people so fucking dead set on acting like climate change isn't a real thing? As if the world isn't a living thing that adapts and is affected by what people do to it. Like fuck y'all, believe it or not the government is not always out to get you with some huge conspiracy, sometimes shit just fucking happens. (Also I'm pretty sure climate change is a proven thing?? Then again so is the Earth being round but there are people who don't believe that either..)
Anyway, I hope you're at least safe (or as safe as you can be). I just woke up and it looks less hazy out right now, sky is still grey, though. There's also still an active fire like an hour and a half up my road. Which is so fun to think about /s. (It is under control at the moment. But y'know. Shit can change so fast and it is not small)
Personally, I don't know what to do. Everyone is just kind of going about like life is normal, y'know? Which feels... kinda wrong? But also what else can you do? It's not like we can all go rushing in with hoses and put out the fires ourselves, even if we want to. I dunno. It's just a lot. It's very surreal.
Like... there's going to be lasting affects/consequences from this. And we just kinda have to deal with that. And, I'll be honest, I don't know how we just go about life right now. All you can do is wake up, go through the day, and go to bed. If you have hobbies, or interests, or something that makes you happy that'll take your mind off it for a bit, absolutely do that thing. Which is easier said than done, I know.
I hope you stay safe, consider wearing a mask outside with all the smoke in the air. Do something that makes you happy. Drink water. Ect.
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xoxo-teddybear · 3 years
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He’s Lost - Bakugou Katsuki - Part 3
Bakugou x f!reader
Warnings: fluff, sexual mentions, smut, 18+, daddy kink, fingering (fisting?), f!receiving, alcohol, cursing, LONG WRITING PIECE, Bakusquad a teensy wheensy bit ooc, BAKUGOU BEING A BIG ASS SIMP
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Summary: After the classroom moment, Katsuki’s been doing everything he can to get you back. You’ve both come to terms as friends who are mutually pining for one another, but how long will it take to finally be found by one another?
A/N: Y’all I just have to keep saying thank you to all of you. The love and support is incredible and I never expected my one shot to be so likeable. Anyways, this piece is what will bring the whole story together. Just HELLA fluff. Hope you enjoy!
A/N: If you guys are curious as to what I put for Y/N’s quirk, I’ve titled it Phoenix. She has all the abilities of a Phoenix, like fire powers, regeneration, and flight ability with beautiful wings of fire that can come out on command. Honestly, her quirk isn’t really a big deal in the story but if you wanted to know, there you go.
Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4
“YOU DID WHAT?!”
“I fucked her in the classroom,” Bakugou so calmly said while taking a sip from his water bottle.
Kirishima felt like he was gonna faint. He told his friend to talk to her so they could make up. He didn’t expect him to dick her down.
“Wow Kacchan, didn’t know you were an exhibitionist,” The electric blonde said while nudging Bakugou in the arm with his elbow.
“I’m not......well-“
“Katsuki” Kirishima said with a warning tone because he did NOT want to hear about his friend’s kinks.
“Right. Anyway, it was fine. No one was there...actually why weren’t you guys there? We all had class you idiots.” Bakugou asked.
“Mr. Aizawa told us the day before that we were going to meet up in gym gamma for an all day training sesh. So we were all shocked when one of our best fighters didn’t show.” Kirishima explained.
“Well nobody told me we were having an all day session.” Bakugou complained.
The group then raised their phones showing the texts sent to the group chat the boys of the Bakusquad shared.
8:47 a.m.
🦈 : Bakugou, tmr is all day training in the gym. Make sure you’re there
11:21 a.m.
🕷: You gonna be in the gym wit us tmrw Bakugou?
2:10 a.m.
⚡️: Sooo we’ll see u in the gym tmr Kacchan?
After some silence and Bakugou’s soft “oh,” Bakugou asked another question. “Well why wasnt Y/N there then?”
“Just like you, the girl wasn’t in class the day before so she didn’t know. She spent the day interning with Hawks.” Sero stated while taking a break from his bag of chips.
‘Hawks huh? Guess it made sense. You both had bird-like quirks, so you guys go well together’ The blonde thought to himself.
“But enough of why you weren’t there, tell us what happened with Y/N,” Sero added on.
“The hell? Why are you so invested in how I fucked her?” Bakugou said with attitude.
“Not that man,” Kirishima intervened, “we wanna know what happened after.”
“We also wanna know which desk you fucked on so we could avoid the cum splatter.” Kaminari said, earning a wack to the back of his head from Sero.
“Well I thought we were gonna make up and get back together,” Bakugou started and the trio of boys stared right at him as if he was going to open some buried treasure.
“But I guess she’s not ready for the relationship again. At least not yet. She said she wanted some time and then she’ll come back to me. All I gotta do is wait.” Bakugou said while getting comfortable in his spot on the common room couch.
“Says who?” Kaminari added.
“ ‘scuse me?” Bakugou asked.
“Who says all you gotta do is wait?” Bakugou looked at his idiotic friend.
“She did, Dunce Face.”
“Well you could wait for her, but if I was you, I’d still treat her like my girlfriend.” The electric blonde stated.
“Huh?” The entire group asked.
“Bakugou look. Give Y/N the time she wants, but you could still treat her like your girlfriend. It’ll remind her of the times you had and it’l-“
“I’m gonna stop you right there Kaminari.”
As the group turned towards the doorway, they saw Y/N. She seemed to have gotten back from some extra training considering she was still wearing gym attire and her duffel bag was still on her shoulder.
“Hey Y/N, just got back from the gym?” Kirishima kindly started up a conversation with the girl.
“Yeah. Had to take a shower there too to save some time. I’m heading back out to go on a late night patrol with Hawks after I drop off my bag, but I can spend 2 minutes to explain something to you, dorks.” You started walking towards the group, more specifically behind Bakugou’s seat.
“I’m gonna make this real simple. Katsuki and I don’t need a grand plan to get back together. We just need some time,” when you finally made it behind Bakugou, you gently wrapped your arms around Katsuki’s neck area, “besides, Suki knows I’ll always come back to him. He’s my one and only after all, right?” You said the last part while looking at Bakugou.
“Right.” Katsuki proudly replied.
You leaned in to give him a little hug from behind and pecked his cheek before walking off to your room.
Katsuki couldn’t help but smile and watch as you walked away. He knew you guys would end up back together. All he has to do is wait. But his moment was ruined by a certain dunce face.
“Damn dude, what the fuck kinda dick did you give her to get her to act like that with you?” He shockingly asked.
“SHUT UP!” Bakugou screamed as his two other friends laughed.
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Ever since, Bakugou and You grew closer and closer. To others, it looked like exes who stuck to being friends. Best friends, if anything. Y’all played together as best friends, fought and bickered like best friends and looked out for each other and loved one another like best friends. But in reality, you and Bakugou were just falling for each other even more day after day. Yes, it was clear to you both that you were already in love with each other, but damn y’all didn’t know love could grow so strong.
Bakugou stuck to his word though. He was doing whatever it took to get you back, and yeah. Maybe he took a little bit of Kaminari’s advice and continued to treat you as his girlfriend. The only difference was that he didn’t and couldn’t claim you so it kinda hurt him but he was ok because he knows what’ll happen in the end.
So now we have this Bakugou who’s at your every beck and call, even when you don’t call. Thirsty in the middle of class? Bakugou’s got your favorite drink with him on standby. Craving something special? Bakugou will learn how to make it for you. Tired after a hard day’s work? The angry Pomeranian was there to carry you back to the dorms. What a simp.
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*RIINNNGGGGGG*
And there goes the bell for class. As students walked into their respective rooms, the students of 1-A notice the two entering.
“And here comes Bakugou holding the door for his lady,” Kaminari spoke aloud.
“Hey man, they’re not dating, remember?” Sero reminded him.
“Yet. That’s the exciting part. 2 lovers, patiently waiting for each other. And Bakugou being so willing to drop everything just for Y/N, and Y/N willing to tussle through challenges for Bakugou. Ohh it’s so romantic!!” Mina said with a squeal and excitement.
“Bakubro really doesn’t want anyone else but her....they’re gonna get through this!” Kirishima hopefully said. “If they don’t I’ll beat his ass myself after all the shit I went through for this relationship. You know, THE RELATIONSHIP IM NOT EVEN IN!” He said loud enough for Bakugou to hear.
“Those idiots,” Bakugou growled. “CANT A GUY JUST SPEND SOME TIME WITH HIS GIRL WITHOUT SOME CRACKHEADS WHISPERING ABOUT US?!” He yelled at the group. But with that last comment, you raised your brow.
“So I’m your girl, huh?” You said with a sly demeanor.
This caused Katsuki to blush like crazy. “You know what I meant you little dumbass!”
“Yeah, I’m a dumbass. But apparently I’m your dumbass.” Your snide remarks were beginning to drive Katsuki crazy.
“Ok, that’s it!” With that, Bakugou grabbed your arm and dragged you away from the classroom before Mr. Aizawa came. As the 2 left the room, the boys of the Bakusquad knew exactly what was about to happen.
“Annnddd they’re they go. Off to a place of sweat and ecstasy.” Kaminari sighed.
Ever since that time in the classroom, you and Bakugou have had sneaky links here and there for the past few weeks. A little make out session in the kitchen, a little grinding in the common area, some receiving in many different places. However you were both cautious and made sure it never went beyond that. No vaginal penetration with a penis!
Though you both said you weren’t dating yet, it was obvious where you both would end up.
“What do you mean?” Mina asked.
“It’s nothing you have to worry about, just let them do them.” Kirishima explained.
Fortunately, only the Bakusquad boys were aware of these secret meetings. Once Bakugou told them of the classroom sex, they could tell whenever you two were interested in doing the deed with one another. They also steered clear from Bakugou’s desk. When they found out you both had gone to town on it, they made sure to never go near it unless they knew Bakugou cleaned it up thoroughly.
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“Mm...Suki..” you breathed out in between the heated kiss.
Here we are in the storage closet. Y/N seated on top of a small standing shelf with Katsuki standing over her and his fist deep inside her.
Katsuki was in the process of marking your exposed breast and enjoying the feeling of your soft walls around his hand. He couldn’t help but speed up his movements.
“P-please....slow down-“ you were cut off by your own moan and cry of pleasure as his fist hit a sensitive area.
“Oh c’mon, you know you love it. You also know you shouldn’t have given all that sass. You knew exactly where it would lead ya,” he spoke as he continued to bite and suck at your nipples. “But I bet you wanted this, didn’t you. You little slut.”
His fist sped up even more and went deeper than before earning loud cries to leave your mouth.
“Ahh...fuck! Y-yes! I wanted this so bad...ohh shit Suki!” You cried out. You felt the coil in your stomach tighten and Katsuki knew what was coming right from the look on your face. He quickly pulled his fist out and dropped his head down to meet your glistening cunt, and continued to finish you off.
“Shit....you taste so sweet.” Katsuki couldnt help but eat you out as if you were his last meal. He groaned as your hands went to tug at his hair to push him in deeper. As he stuck his tongue out to enter inside you, your hips moved on their own and began to grind against his face.
“Yes...yess oh my god..just like that Suki please,”
Katsuki was desperate for more and so his hand went to your clit. He viciously rubbed at it until your legs began to shake.
“F-FUCK!... oh yess...ah!” You let out.
“Let me taste you....come inside my mouth like a good girl and let daddy taste you.” Katsuki demanded.
And you did just that. You released the white honey all on his tongue and Katsuki lapped at every drop, sucking you dry. As he finished his meal he kissed your cunt and continued to kiss you up your body from you stomach to your chest to your neck until he reached your lips. He gave you a passionate kiss, all tongue and love, and you could taste yourself. He was right. You were sweet.
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During lunch, the Bakusquad, including Y/N, all ate together and had friendly conversations and arguments as usual.
“Man that steak hit the spot!” Kirishima exclaimed with a breath of satisfaction.
“I bet your already full too, huh Kacchan. Bet you already had your fill of Y/-“
*WHACK*
As the tray slowly slid off of Denki’s face after so rudely being thrown at him (curtousy of Sero) he was revealed to an angry Kacchan.
“Shut up dunce face!” Bakugou yelled.
“You’re one to talk Suki. If anyone should shut up, it should be the one with the booming voice.” You said as you ate your udon noodles.
“ME?!?” Bakugou exclaimed.
“Yes you ya dummy!” You retorted.
“You wanna go shitty woman?!?” Bakugou said while standing up now.
“Bring it on Blasty! I’ll take you on any day!” You replied while standing on top of your chair to beat his height.
‘Typical,’ the Bakusquad thought.
You guys would go from lovers to enemies in a split second with a besties vibe somewhere in between. The fun and teasing bickering went on like this for awhile and has been happening for awhile too. But at the end of the day, there was no real beef between you two of course. Just a mutual pining that involved some attitude.
“Man, you guys have so much energy. Cant you guys tone it down, we’re pretty sure you shouldn’t be so energized after you both just fu-“
*WHACK*
Sero was shut up with a tray (revenge from Denki) before he could finish his sentence and expose the soon to be lovers’s dirty secrets.
“I KNOW!” Mina popped up. “How about a beach day?” The pink alien girl suggested.
“Huh?” The entire group said while Y/N and Bakugou sat down again.
“A beach day! We all have pent up energy and some of us wanna relax so why not get everything out at the beach? Oou! And let’s go at night, it’ll be way cooler and so much more fun. Plus, that’s the best time for us to sneak out!” Pinkie explained.
“The hell do you mean sneak out dumbass? It’s a Friday, if we wanna go the beach, we can just go on Saturday, tomorrow.” Bakugou said.
“Jeez you moron, wheres the fun in that. Look this may seem a little wild since we’re hero trainees and all but how about we take a car to get to the beach?” Mina proposed.
“Mina, we’re under 18. We can’t drive.” Kirishima said.
“Legally. But Bakugou here knows how to drive! Remember that one time Mr. Aizawa made him pull the travel bus around the corner because he was too tired to bring it himself?” The alien girl reminded the group.
“Not only that, but Denki’s parents are outta town!” The girl added on.
“Oh yeah! We could totally take my Dad’s car! There’s definitely enough room in there!” Kaminari said.
The group was now starting to get excited. Except for one blonde of course.
“No way. Like you said Pinkie, we’re hero trainees. We can’t risk ruining ours or UA’s reputation just for some trip to the beach.” Bakugou said while downing his rice bowl.
“Aww c’mon man!”
“Whaaat but pleaseee!”
“Seriously dude?”
“Awwww :(“
The group all said in unison. But Bakugou wasn’t cracking. He wasn’t going to risk his career as a future pro just for a quick trip to some sand and sea.
That is until he felt a tugging on his sleeve. When he looked to his left he saw Y/N holding onto his sleeve with a pout and puppy dog eyes. His heart was about to blow.
“Please Suki?” You whined.
You basically embodied the “🥺” emoji. Bakugou had to turn away so he could deny your request.
“Mm mm” he said while staring out the window next to the table.
You let out a huff of frustration while looking towards your group of friends that were staring at you in desperation. You guys were going to get that beach day.
So you pulled onto Bakugou’s arm and pulled his side into your soft pillowy breast. You reached up and whispered into his ear to make sure no would could hear your next words. With a seductive voice, you spoke.
“Please daddy?”
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And now here we are. The Bakusquad currently on a road trip to the beach at 9:45 p.m. Y/N riding shotgun, Mina and Kirishima in the seats behind you, Kaminari and Sero in the third row right infront of the trunk, and Bakugou behind the wheel. He was just thankful that there was almost nobody driving around here or else they would’ve noticed this young group of teens driving late at night. He was also very thankful that during lunch yesterday, nobody noticed his raging boner after Y/N whispered in his ear.
“Oh my gosh!! We’re almost there!” Mina squealed from behind.
Although it was almost 10, the weather was still really warm so it would be a fun night. Just the moon, the stars, the sand and sea, and your best friends. Perfection.
“Oh! Suki, you missed the turn for the shortcut.” You pointed out.
“No I didn’t dumbass, we’re taking another shortcut.” Bakugou replied.
“Umm, says who exactly?” You retorted.
“The one driving this damn car, now settle your fine ass down before I kiss you.” Bakubitch replied with.
“Ok, just because you add a little flirt and flare to your reply doesn’t mean your in the right.” You stated.
“Oh but I think it does.” Bakugou came back with.
“Oh! Okay Bakubitch, I don’t know who you think you’re getting smart with-“
“I know exactly who I’m getting smart with, teddy bear.” Katsuki said with a smirk on his face.
“.....Fight me. Fight me right now.” You deadpanned while obviously joking.
“I’ll beat your ass any day of the week you shitty woman-“
“Except you’ll LOSE Bakubitch.” You added.
“You wanna fight that bad, huh shitty woman?!” Bakugou now started yelling in a very Bakugou manner.
“I do! I really do Katsuki! Bring it on Explosion boy!” You said
As you and Bakugou started going at it with your words in the car, the squad was starting to get a little tired of this endless pining. JUST DATE EACH OTHER ALREADY. Mina finally snapped.
“OKAY YOU KNOW WHAT?.....I’m just gonna say it.” Mina started with.
‘Huh’ You looked behind you while Bakugou took glances from time to time in his mirror to see Mina as she spoke.
“Why don’t you cut the horse shit, and get to the part where you admit your feelings for each other?” She added on.
“WHAT?!”
“Excuse me?”
“Oh spare me, spare me, spare me!” Mina went on with. Then, Kirishima joined in.
“Yes yes Y/N, he’s a brute, I know-“
“Hey!” Bakugou interrupted but Kirishima just continued.
“He probably reminds you of a bad relationship and gosh you’d like a real nice man to settle down with,” he added on.
“But admit it! You’re real curious to know what he’s like in the sack nowadays!” Kaminari joined in.
“You idiots are dead meat,” Bakugou said.
“And you! HA!” Mina began to speak. “Well you’re just a big man baby who’d rather act tough then show his true feelings because the last time you opened your heart, you got hurt.....OWIE” Mina said in a baby voice.
“And now,” Sero began, “rather than admit these feelings, you’re dancing around one another with this mind numbing and frankly boorish mating ritual.”
Mina spoke once more.
“So PLEASE, for our sake, either quit your bickering, or PULL OVER, TEAR OFF THOSE CLOTHES, AND GET IT OVER WITH ALREADY!!!”
(Silence)
“Aye, I said what I said.” Mina concluded with her hands up at her side in defense.
As Bakugou and Y/N blushed ferociously, the squad behind them finally settled until Bakugou sped up, swerved the car and hit the brakes.....he was parking.
“Oh look, we’re here.” He said.
As he turned around to look at the group, he saw his friends all mixed up and thrown around the van.
“You guys good?” Y/N asked as she turned around in worry.
“Ugghhhhhh.” Her friends replied, clearly a little bruised.
“Alright then, let’s get going!” Y/N said with a sweet smile and exited the car.
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After everyone had changed into their swim suits, everyone began setting up. The girls stayed behind with Denki to help set up the towels and seats and bring out the coolers, food, and tables. Bakugou, Kirishima, and Sero went out to collect firewood for the bond fire they were gonna make.
As you looked around the beach, you were glad that nobody was around. You guys could be as loud as you wanted, do what you wanted, and just have an awesome night. And the fact that this was a wild beach meant that there was so much more to do. You guys could go cliff diving, mountain climbing, or forest roaming. No lifeguards to stop you.
As the guys came back with fire wood, Mina and Denki pulled out the cooler.
“Hey guys~, guess what we have!” Mina said.
The group watched as Denki pulled out various beers, wine coolers, and a bottle of Hennessy and shot cups.
“Alcohol?” Kirishima asked, “where’d you guys get that.”
“We grabbed it outta my garage fridge. My family likes to turn up a lot so we also got some spares hanging around,” Kaminari explained.
You guys weren’t first time drinkers. You were high schoolers and you’ve been to parties so of course you guys have already had your first taste of alcohol. Hell, even Bakugou had some before. What can he say, he couldn’t help himself after he saw his friends seem to be enjoying themselves a little too much after getting drunk the first time.
As you started the fire with your quirk, everyone else began to get comfy near the blazing flame. Denki was the last to sit since he went to grab his acoustic guitar to play some tunes. When he finally sat down he began to sing a song.
“Let’s sit around the campfire and sing our campfire song! Our C-A-M-P—“
“NO!” The group all yelled.
“Oh alright!” The electric blonde huffed.
The group all laughed and Kaminari then began to play a chill melody on the instrument. The group was happy, laughing, enjoying themselves and having so much fun...well one of them did have something on their mind but nonetheless still enjoying themselves.
Faces were being stuffed with delicious food, alcohol was being passed around, rounds of shots were being downed like water, and everyone was having a good time. A little game of truth or dare started up and ended after Kaminari and Kirishima both threw up in separate bushes after being dared to kiss each other by Mina.
“Never again,” Kaminari said.
“Yeah I’m good with never having to get kisses from my bro again.” Kirishima sighed.
“Oh whatever you big wussies. It was a fun game while it lasted.”
Everyone laughed in agreement.
“Alright well,” Sero spoke, “we all came to the beach, why don’t we get to the main event. I’m gonna go for swim, you guys in?”
As everyone agreed they all started walking to the water. Well except for two people. As Y/N was walking to the shoreline, a hand stopped her as it grabbed onto her arm.
“You idiots go, me and Y/N are gonna join you later.” Bakugou said to the group and they all said their ok’s and went in. “You, come with me.”
As you and Bakugou walked back to the car, he asked you a question.
“So..you’re not drunk are you?” He asked precautiously.
“Just a little tipsy but I’m still in control. Still aware of everything, so no. I’m not drunk.” You answered.
“Ok cool.” He said as he got into the driver’s seat. Once you finally got in and buckled up, he drove off. In the middle of the drive, you asked him a question this time.
“Hey Suki? Where are we going?”
“I found a special place while I was looking for wood. I wanna show you.” He simply stated.
As he continued to drive off to wherever you rested your hand on the center between you and Bakugou and let your face sit in your right palm as you stared out the window. The songs playing throughout the car gave it a loving and chill vibe. You enjoyed the comfortable silence.
As you continued to stare off, you felt Bakugou’s hand intertwine with yours. You looked back and saw he was blushing while holding onto the steering wheel and staring at the road. Man, he was so hot. In nothing but his swimming trunks as he leaned into his chair and drove off. His defined abs and chiseled chest was definitely eye candy. His giant veiny hand gripped the wheel and his jaw was so sharp as he turned and looked around for other drivers. Yeah, Bakugou was definitely one of those people that looked attractive as hell when they began to drive. You looked down at your hands and squeezed his. You were really enjoying this car ride.
When the car came to a stop, you finally noticed how you were in the middle of the forest.
“Where are we Suki?” You asked him.
As he grabbed your hand he spoke, “just follow me teddy bear.”
You guys walked for what felt like a good thirty minutes until you came across.....a cave?
“I know it doesn’t seem like much but wait until you see the inside.” Bakugou said. As you walked in, you finally realized where he took you. A gorgeous crystal cave. Its colors were shining and its gems were sparkling. All the walls were covered except for the top where there seemed to be an opening. It was letting all the moonlight enter the cave causing the crystals to sparkle even more, including the giant pool of water at the center of the cave.
“Suki it’s beautiful,” you said in awe.
“Yeah, knew you’d like it,” He began.
You both sat down at the edge of the pool just dipping your legs in and enjoying each other’s company.
“Y/N.” Bakugou said.
“What’s up Suki?” You asked.
“I can’t help but keep thinking back to what Mina and the others said in the car.” He admitted.
“What? About pulling over and tearing off each other’s clothes?” You chuckled.
“No. About our feelings for each other.” Bakugou said as he just stared at the pool.
“Oh. That.” You calmly said with a hidden smile and soft blush.
Bakugou grabbed onto your hand before speaking again.
“Y/N I really, really, really, really, really love you....a lot. And I’m so sorry for everything I said and did,” Bakugou started.
“Suki....” you softly said while looking at him. You noticed he was staring down at your arm where your now tiny burn mark was. A scar that won’t be forgotten and a memory that was permanently burned into your skin. Literally.
You saw how Bakugou cringed at the sight of it.
“I am so, so sorry for everything. I don’t even know what I could say that could even make up for what I did. Every night memories of what happened keep coming back to me and I’m still in complete shock that I could even do that. To you of all people! The love of my life....I’m just really glad that you said you’d come back to me and that you gave me another chance to get close with you again. I know I said I would wait for you for as long as it takes but I don’t wanna wait anymor-“ Bakugou was cut off as you raised his head to give him a deep kiss. As he kissed you back, Bakugou put everything he couldn’t say as words into that kiss, hoping you’d understand.
When you finally pulled away, you leaned your forehead onto his while staring into his ruby eyes.
“I don’t want to wait anymore either, Suki.”
With that, Bakugou gave you the biggest smile you’ve ever seen. He pulled you in for another kiss and a tight hug.
“So....you’re mine again?” He asked.
“I was always yours Suki. You’re my one and only after all, right?” You teased.
“Right.” He proudly stated. Katsuki Bakugou finally got his girl back. He finally got his love of his life and his teddy bear. His world felt like it came back together again and he no longer felt lost.
After you both spent more time in the cave, exploring, finding all the gems, and enjoying your renewed and fixed love, you and Bakugou found yourselves back in the same spots you were sitting in when you first arrived.
With his eyes closed, chin resting on your head, and an arm wrapped around your waist, with you cuddled into his side and leaned onto his chest, you had a realization.
“Oh hey, Suki.” You said.
“What’s up teddy bear?” He asked with his eyes still closed.
“We never got to go swimming” you said with a pout.
As he opened one eye to look at you, he noticed your adorable pout and the simp in him came out along side with the devil.
“Alright then princess, let’s go for a swim. We have this crystal pool all to ourselves so why not?”
As you gleamed with excitement, you excitingly got up to jump into the water but before you could, Katsuki stopped you.
“Not so fast princess. Our little game of touch and tease is over now since your mine again. I wanna make up for lost time,” he said with a smirk.
“So you’re saying...?” Y/N asked confused.
“We’re going skinny dipping.”
At first it shocked you but then again, this is Katsuki we’re talking about. So you played his little game.
“Maybe your game of touch and tease is over but mine is still running.” You said with a smirk as you walk towards him. You placed your hand on his toned abs as you began speaking again.
“You wanna go skinny dipping Katsuki?” You then slowly went up to whisper in his ear.
“Then let’s get in daddy.”
As you walked away from him you started to undress yourself in a seductive manner. You started with your bikini top, pulled on the string to untie it and tossed it to the side. As you stepped to the pools edge, you did the same to your bikini bottoms and looked over at Katsuki. You didn’t fully face him as you spoke, but as you were holding up your chest pretending to cover yourself up, you showed just enough cleavage to get him riled up.
“You coming or not?” You teasingly asked before you stepped into the water letting its surprisingly warm temperature surrounded you. You had an idea and used your quirk to turn the pool into a hot spring. As the steam surrounded you, a blush from the heat began to show on your face and Bakugou couldnt hide his hard on inside his thin trunks. He undressed himself and entered the now spring.
A/N: YALL I DIDNT REALIZE HOW LONG THIS WAS SO THERE WILL BE A PART 4 COMING OUT RIGHT AFTER THIS ONE. I LITERALLY CANT TYPE ANY MORE SO STAY TUNED!!!
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raspberryranpo · 3 years
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hey!!!!!! idk if request r open rn but!!!!!!! if they are, can i suggest first date hcs with the blue lion boys?? since theyre the only house you havent done?
their first dates with you
fire emblem three houses: blue lion boys
DUDE i have no idea what happened overnight but i woke up with like 60 notifications lmao
& thank you so much!! yes requests are open lolol
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DIMITRI
not only would this be yours & dimitri’s first date.... but it would probably be dimitri’s first date EVER
he had no clue what you’d even do on a date so he had to resort to asking sylvain (but that didn’t go so well)
luckily he had mercedes and annette to turn to, and they just told him to be himself
which he didn’t quite understand but he just went with it
anyway..... he’d probably show up to your dorm with a boquet of flowers (lavender ones) but they’d probably be a bit crushed at the stems due to how nervous he was
but he’d hold them out to you anyway & apologise for his nervousness
dimitri’s face is definitely red for the whole day too
he was very desperate to hold your hand (since he’d seen sylvain doing it) but was afraid that he’d crush you
so he resorted to offering you his arm instead
he probably took you on a walk through the forest near the monastery
he wanted to use that opportunity to learn more about you, but it instead ended up being him telling you all about the different types of trees you could see
i bet he knows literally everything about trees and plants ok (thank dedue)
annette and mercedes gave him a little picnic to have with you & dimitri was very excited to show you the cute little sandwiches they made
he’d talk to you about something you’re very interested in (he did a lot of research) and then watch as you rambled on about something he has no idea about
he has the cutest look in his eyes, too full of love
throughout the entire day all he did was make sure you were smiling too, and he was constantly trying to make you laugh
he told a few jokes (probably about something actually really sad) but they didn’t go too well. you laughed anyway though
either way you had a really fun time, mostly because of how cute dimitri was being
DEDUE
dedue has also never been on a date
but he has more common sense than dimitri so obviously he doesn’t go to sylvain for advice
dates with dedue probably don’t go how dates are supposed to go - you guys just hang out together, maybe you kiss, maybe you just hold hands
you quietly sit in the greenhouse together, tending to dedue’s flowers
you’re probably one of the only people he lets touch his flowers, seeing as though he loves you a lot
it would be peaceful & quiet, and the only times either of you would speak would be when you’d ask about a certain flower, or when dedue would tell you about the plant he was looking after at the time
maybe after you both finish watering & weeding all the plants, you’d just sit there in comfortable silence, enjoying each other’s presence
i’m sure chef deddles (love chef deddles) would bring you a small sized version of whatever dish he was working on at the moment
or he’d bring you something he’d made up himself for you to try first
anything he makes or does, the first person he’d show is you
dedue brings a blanket or something to wrap around the two of you as you sit later on into the night
he worries that doing this is too boring, or it’s not a good enough first date
but you just have to reassure him that it’s nice & that you enjoy it :(:( he’s too anxious bless
as he’s walking you back to your dorm, he’ll gently take your hand & tell you that he’s had a very nice time
maybe he’ll just gently kiss your cheek, or if he’s not feeling that confident, he’ll just squeeze your hand & give you the gentlest smile
SYLVAIN
sylvain has been on many a date so he knows EXACTLY what he’s doing
he takes you to a cute little cafe in town
he wanted to take you to a restaurant at the start, but decided against it since he had no idea if you’d like that or not
but everyone likes a little cafe date... right?
since he’s actually bothered to formally ask you on a date & is serious about you, he’d probably bring you one or two of his favourite books
because we all know he’s actually a smarty pants
he’d hold your hand or have an arm wrapped around your waist on the way there, & he’d point out all the places he’s been kicked out of for flirting with the waitresses (or even the owner) because he knows you won’t judge him for that
anyway. when you get there, he insists on sitting on one of the couch chairs (or whatever they had in the 12th century) and at first you sit opposite each other
he likes it that way since you can both talk to each other face to face (and he can playfully tap your feet under the table)
the day is full of jokes & weird stories that sylvain has
somehow he’s met literally everyone and anyone and always has the most wack story for any situation
he also playfully flirts with you - it’s not serious (even though he means it) but it’s so cheesy it’s funny
after a while, when the cafe is quieter, sylvain comes and sits with you on your side of the table
he just wraps an arm around your shoulders using the old yawn & stretch trick
leaning over, you feel his lips on your cheek & he just whispers a little “thank you” for allowing him to have a real date
FELIX
felix is born different. he’s a different breed
he does not have any experience since he’s NEVER HAD A CRUSH. or so he says
and he’s too stubborn to ask anyone for help so he just does whatever he feels like
by that, i mean you guys definitely stay in the training hall for the entire day
if you accepted felix’s feelings you knew exactly what you were getting into, so deal with it
he forces you to spar with him for most of the day but he cares about you too much to overexert you
when you both take a break he sits really close to you for no particular reason other than to sit close to you
this is felix’s romance. sharing sweat (aw)
he also goes easy on you when you’re fencing
not that he thinks you’re incapable of fighting at his level, but that he just doesn’t want to accidentally stab you
sometimes he lets you win & really sarcastically says something like “aw, damn! you’ve won again...!” with this really soft smile on his face
only on the premise that nobody else is around
on the way back he won’t hold your hand or anything but he’ll constantly look back at you with the fondest look in his eyes
he probably looks down at your hands wishing he has the courage to actually hold them too
at the end of the day when he’s walked you all the way back to your dorm, he’ll very spontaneously kiss you right on the lips
he’ll have a very firm hold of your face but all of a sudden he’ll just let go & run off with his face bright red
sylvain probably saw and that’s why he left so suddenly looool
ASHE
i was going to say something stupid like ghost hunting but ashe would probably rather die
he’d probably just sit in the library with you and discuss books with you for a few hours, nothing too major
but ashe has a way with words & can tell old tales as though he was there (even if i’m remembering his character wrong, let’s just pretend)
you’d ask him about the book he’s currently reading & he’d tell you the plot of it (without spoiling it obviously) and the way he’d word it would make you want to pick it up immediately
the both of you just sit in the library quietly for hours, reading a book each
the only time either of you would talk would be when either one of you would laugh at something in your book & you’d have to explain the joke to the other
obviously ashe won’t allow either of you to stay up really late (no later than like 7) because the monastery gets dark at that point
and you know what comes out when the monastery gets dark?
absolutely nothing. but it’s funny seeing ashe scream at shadows so don’t say anything
i imagine that your first date goes so well, ashe forgets about the time & you both come out of the library at like 11:00
it’s a wonder seteth hasn’t found the two of you
anyway. your date actually turns out to be a ghost hunting trip (alternate title: ashe runs away from the ghosts while you laugh at him, and neither of you can see where your dorms are)
it’s fun anyway. well, not in ashe’s opinion
at some point you see this really big shadow that’s moving towards you and you both scream thinking it’s a really evil ghost
suddenly a torch is lit on the wall & turns out its seteth
“i knew i intimidate many students, but surely i don’t elicit a scream that loud!”
seteth quietly escorts the two of you back to the dorms and it’s really awkward
he eventually leaves you both alone & ashe sighs the biggest sigh of relief you’ve ever heard
he quietly thanks you and, with the most courage he’s ever had, he pecks your cheek & runs off
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my first ask 🤪🤪 thank you so much!!! ah this was fun to write
requests are still open by the way!! for any of the fandoms on my rules page lolol
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elefics · 4 years
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torment / chapter 5
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A/N: I’ve barely proofread this, sorry if it’s a little wack (also the ending is a bit rushed, I ran out of motivation lmao). Thank you for the love on this fic!!! I appreciate it sm :’))
word count: 2.8k
The café was practically empty. Streetlights shone in from the sidewalk outside. There was one bald man guy behind the counter, who took orders and cooked all at the same time. When the cook called me sweetheart with a leering grin, Michael’s hand snaked around my waist protectively. I liked the feeling.
A few yawning men stumbled in occasionally for coffee, but other than them, we were alone in our booth by the window. The light inside was warm, casting Michael’s features in gold. I couldn’t take my gaze away for a second.
Michael ordered the French toast. I went with pancakes. We sipped coffee in contented silence for a while, before he finally spoke.
“I know you feel weird around me. Why didn’t you say anything to them?” Michael asked, tilting his head slightly. I thought of Cordelia and the way she crumpled to the ground earlier.  
“To cover for you. Take some heat off.” I replied instinctively.
“Cover what? What do you think is going on?” His eyes darkened.
I shrugged. “I know something’s going on. I know there’s more to you. I just haven’t figured it out yet.” I waited for him to explain; I was tired of guessing.
He hesitated, tearing at the corner of his napkin and biting the corner of his lip.
“I need you to tell me, Michael. If I know what’s happening, I can protect you.” I said, meaning every word of it.
He smiled softly, grateful. “There’s just too much to explain,” He sighed. “I don’t know how to.”
“Michael Langdon, prince of debonair, doesn’t have the right words?” I teased.
He rolled his eyes. I spotted a tiny tremble in his fingers as they interlocked with mine across the table.
“How about we start with questions. How goddamn old are you?” I asked, smiling. I was getting sick of my own voice asking the same question, over and over.
“It’s complicated. I don’t age like...you.” Spotting my confused look, he continued. “I don’t age in human years. I guess I’m something like twenty, but I feel…ancient.” He sighed with the weight of a thousand years on his breath.
Maybe it was the nerves, but I burst out laughing. Michael’s brow furrowed, and I saw his walls going up right in front of me.
“No, no, Michael I’m sorry. Human years?” I asked.
“This is stupid. I can’t.” His jaw clenched as he stared out the window. I watched a nerve in his temple jump as he avoided looking at me.
I said, leaning my head closer to force him to look at me. “Hey, I have all night. I’m here.”
“I think it’ll be easier if I show you. Can I?” He asked, taking my hand in his warm ones.
I nodded slowly, my pulse racing. His skin seared against mine, but I refused to pull away. Michael closed his eyes and exhaled slowly through his nose. In seconds, I sunk through the ground into darkness.
Through the murky blackness, I saw a small child, covered in blood.
I heard a deep voice whisper, snake-like, behind his ear: kill, kill, kill. I saw dead animals across the child’s bedroom floor, and how he used their insides like finger-paint. I felt his ears burning, then pure rage. I felt the sticky warmth of the priest’s blood on his hands.
I felt the stares of other kids his age prickling the back of his neck, the feeling of being watched like a tiger in a cage. I felt his bones crack and stretch, aging a decade overnight. I felt the ache in his chest when his grandmother feared him. I felt his fathers abandon him, his birth mother ignore him. I felt the terror, the longing for guidance. I felt the darkness creeping in when he was lost, when he felt he had nowhere else to turn. I felt a void.
Then, I felt the searing heat of the dark room, and heard the circling crows outside, as the hooded people came. I felt sleep in his eyes as he stumbled down the stairs. I felt how their admiration made his heart soar. I felt how he finally, almost, maybe…belonged.
When Michael let go of my hand, I snapped back into reality. My breaths came panicked and hard, and I felt tears sliding down my nose. “What was that?” I asked shakily.
“I’m not normal. Not human. My father – he’s bigger than all of that.” Michael’s expression was blank, assessing my every movement.
“Michael, who is your father?” I asked, staring at the table.
“You won’t like it.” He whispered, staring at his cutlery. He didn’t look up.
“What is he?” I asked again, tears beginning to blur my vision.
“Satan.”
Dread filled my insides. Before I could cry or scream or recoil, I summoned that blue light inside me again, filling myself with calm. I tried to keep a level head, for Michael’s sake. I could see his bottom lip trembling and his eyes darting across my face frantically. He needed me right now.
“Are you afraid?” He asked quietly.
“No.” I replied slowly. It was a lie, but I didn’t want it to be.
“I know you are. This is stupid. I shouldn’t have told you that. I really shouldn’t-” Michael was spiralling.
“Miriam,” I said softly, pieces falling into place in my memory. “She’s who you lived with, after your family left?” I asked.
He paused, then smiled and nodded. “She’s the best.”
Talking about Miriam seemed to put him at ease. I was suddenly very aware that he likely had tenfold the power I had and could snap my spine clean in half, if he felt so inclined. Maybe it was a good idea to keep our conversations light. But I couldn’t help myself – I was standing on the edge of the cliff, and I wanted to jump. I had to know what Michael was and break him down to pieces, make sense of every part.  
“And she’s a…Satanist?” I asked, trying to keep my tone level and respectful.
“They just have a bad reputation. It’s about freedom, and choice. It’s about not setting limits and constraints on yourself. Everything is within your reach.” He murmured, lining my fingertips up with his.
An image problem. That’s what the issue was, according to Michael. I knew a little about religion – enough to know what this boy was and what he was designed to bring about. I swallowed fear with every gulp of oxygen.
“I need you to say it, Michael. I need to hear it.” I whispered, staring at the ground.
“I’m the Antichrist.” He said flatly. Like it was the most natural thing in the world. I guess to him, it was. He’d lived with that label, that target, on his back.
I remembered how uneasy Cordelia was around Michael, how she looked at him like he was a freak, an anomaly. If only she knew what I knew. If only she knew I was here now. Deep inside myself, wound tightly between my ribs, I felt like I was committing treason, some crime against humanity. Maybe I was, and just didn’t know it yet. My Supreme – it wasn’t Michael, at least it didn’t feel like it yet – didn’t trust this boy in front of me. But being here, talking and listening, learning about each other, I knew it couldn’t be all true. I’d felt his anguish, viscerally. I’d felt how lost he was. I knew him.
“What does that mean for you?” I asked.
“I don’t know yet. I’m supposed to bring about the end times, but I haven’t gotten my instruction manual in the mail yet.” He said bitterly.
“Is that what you want?” I asked.
His eyes met mine and I saw a flicker of panic in them. Nobody had ever asked him that before, I thought. In that moment, I saw a boy who was so deeply lost, he didn’t even know himself. I saw a boy who wanted to be good, desperately. I saw a boy with a future and destiny imposed on him, but one which he was never really sold on.
“I – I don’t know.” He replied softly. My brain buzzed with questions but was swiftly interrupted.
“Order up,” The bald cook smiled, sliding our plates in front of us. “Beautiful couple, by the way. Enjoy.”
“We’re not-” Michael and I spoke at the same time, then smiled.
Michael didn’t hesitate to dig in – all this talk of fate and apocalypse certainly hadn’t ruined his appetite.
“What about you? What shit did your parents put in your head about your future?” He changed the subject thickly through a mouthful of syrup.
“They thought I’d be a doctor or a lawyer when I was younger,” I laughed. I remembered my toy stethoscopes and the shelves of books I’d often escape into growing up. “Guess that went out the window a few years back.”
“You’re not a disappointment.” He said suddenly, eyes serious. My stomach flipped.
“Never said I was.” I smiled teasingly, but my insides warmed at his reassurance. I had a feeling it was something we both needed to hear, as much as each other.
“Where are they now?” Michael asked.
“My Dad left a long time ago. I barely know him. Mom – Mom doesn’t really talk to me anymore.” I faltered.
Michael nodded, his knee brushing mine under the table.
“Can you see into my dreams?” I asked suddenly, remembering I’d never asked. There were so many other, more important things we should have been talking about, but I had no idea where to start. It was like staring into the sun. All I could do was squint.
Michael smirked, “And change them.”
My mouth fell open. “What else?” I asked.
“I can do lots of things,” He smiled like a proud child. “There’s a lot I haven’t figured out yet, but I can feel it growing, inside me. Like a current.”
“Must be quite a feeling.” I said quietly, scraping my fork across my plate. Silence spread across the table like fog. It was a weird thing to say, and I knew it immediately. It made me look jealous and insecure. Maybe I was. But he didn’t need to hear that.
“You’re a force of nature. I like being around you.” He said simply. I didn’t know how to reply other than to smile.
Michael shifted in his seat. “What are you thinking about?”
“Can’t you hear it anyway?” I asked, rolling my eyes.
“Only when I really want to. It’s like radio static, I have to tune into it to hear clearly.”
“What else do you hear?” I asked softly.
“My father, sometimes. When he talks, it’s like I have no choice but to listen. It fills up my whole skull until I feel like it’ll burst.” He explained.
“Does he talk to you…often?” I asked nervously.
“Not really. There isn’t exactly a bring your son to work day in Hell. We don’t play baseball on Saturdays,” He said wryly, before his expression changed to something more serious. “We’re not that close.” Michael confessed.
I could tell this hurt him. After allowing me into his memories, Michael felt so much more familiar to me. I understood him, at least more than I did yesterday.
“Have you met him? Like in person?” I asked. I thought of my own father and how I’d forgotten if his eyes were brown like mine, or a deep hazel, like Mom’s.
Michael smiled, the way you would at a small child asking you to play with them. “He’s not human, Lyla. He doesn’t have a body. If I did meet him in person, I’d just feel bad for the vessel.”
That sent a prickle of cold anxiety up my spine. Vessel. Hearing him talk about people, flesh and blood human beings, as merely a means to get from point A to point B, was unsettling.
“What are you? Human? Or a vessel, too?” I pressed.
Michael smirked. His hand under the table brushed higher up my knee. I felt goose bumps spring up along the hem of my skirt. “If I was a vessel, could I do that?” His other hand reached for mine, bringing it up to his warm lips to kiss my knuckles softly. “Or this?”
“Yes, you probably could.” I sighed.
“Smart girl. Too smart for me, maybe. Only trouble comes from that.” He murmured. It seemed like a reflection to himself, like field notes on an animal he was studying in the wild.  
I wriggled in my seat, uncomfortably hot under his stare.
“You’re scared. I can hear your blood rushing.” He observed, leaning back against his booth seat. His arms hung loosely – one along the back of the seat and one by his side. God, he was pretty. But the more I looked, the more I noticed: the way his skin sunk back under his eyes, faint greyish circles of fatigue. A tiny freckle on his chin. The sharp curve of his cheekbones. Before long, I was staring back, meeting his gaze without batting an eye. We sat there for a long time in silence, drinking each other in. We weren’t even touching and somehow it was one of the most intimate things I’d ever experienced. I felt like he knew me, inside out and backwards. I felt like I was starting to know him the same way.
“Hey, lovebirds. We close in twenty. Finish your coffee before it gets cold and get out of here.” The bald man called from the kitchen, breaking the spell between us.
Michael blinked a few times, like he was seeing sunlight for the first time in days. I idly wondered what he looked like first thing in the morning, right after he woke up. He smirked like he knew.
Producing a slim black wallet from his pocket, Michael threw a fistful of bills on the table. It was way more than the cost of what we’d ordered, but before I could say anything, let alone try to pay for myself, his hand was around mine as he pulled me into the night.
We walked in silence for four blocks. I counted our steps and tried to keep my heartbeat under control. It was embarrassing that he could hear it sometimes, and that when I tried to read him, all I got was flustered.
“Thank you for paying.” I squeezed his hand after a while.
Michael frowned and shrugged, like he’d forgotten already. He pulled me closer against him, wrapping his arm around my waist. He laughed softly.
“What’s funny?” I asked.
“Nothing.” He shook his head, grinning at the pavement.
“What is it?” I whined, hoping it wasn’t me he found so comical. Like he’d finally realised I wasn’t worth it, an ‘aha’ moment, after which he’d shortly disappear into thin air like a daydream.
Michael stopped abruptly, grabbed my hands and tugged me into an alley. In one fluid movement he had me pinned against a brick wall, his body hot against my skin.
“Lyla, Lyla, Lyla.” He whispered my name like he liked how it felt on his tongue. “What am I going to do with you?” He murmured, his face so close to mine I ached to kiss him.
I stared up at him, only one thought stuck in my mind: I could stay like this forever.
“You know what I am. Why aren’t you running for the hills?” He asked tenderly.
“I don’t buy it. I don’t think you’re as bad as you say you are, as everyone thinks you are.” I said defiantly, jutting my chin up at him.
Michael smiled. “Maybe you’re not as smart as I thought, then.” He hooked his forefinger under my chin, holding my face still with his thumb.
“If you were me, what would you do?” I asked, looking directly into his icy eyes.
“I would go somewhere very, very far away, and never speak to me again.” He whispered.
“Is that what you want me to do?” I asked. His eyes grazed down my neck, then back up to my lips.
“Not at all.” He said. Then he pressed against me, kissing me hard. I thought it was impossible to get any closer, but he proved me wrong every few moments, pushing my back against the cold brick behind me. His lips were soft against mine but his tongue had total control; I was completely dizzy in his arms. His hands trailed to my waist, fingertips tracing and tugging at the stitching of my skirt. My head reclined in pleasure and he took the opportunity to pepper my neck with sloppy kisses and bites. In the shadows of the alley, I wanted all of him, and I knew in my heart he felt the same.
I knew things just got complicated. I knew they were only doomed to get worse. We were different, Michael and I, on molecular levels. I knew this was wrong and that his lips against my neck were some kind of betrayal. But in this moment, I couldn’t care about anything else if I’d tried.
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bubbyleh · 4 years
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A Series of Shockingly Close Calls (ch.1)
oh no I fan fic’d a fan fic. I got thinking about soft monster au Boomer moments and it made my brain go bbbbrrrrr so then this happened. I’m woozy as hell because nobody told me that the antacids they were putting me on would make me not able to absorb my thyroid meds so I’m both very hypo, very potsy (cus hypo makes my p.o.t.s. worse) and in withdrawal so there’s no blood in my brain and I’m wacked out which makes me get suuuuuper purple with my prose so sorry for all the “forthright"s and "moreovers”. I’m just a little creature I cannot help this. Written in one sitting and probably a lot of typos and I’m sorry if I accidenally used ‘he’ for bubs in there somewhere I was having trouble with that. Once again, I’m p deep in withdrawal rn so bear with me. Anyway let me know if this is acceptable to put on ao3 as a gift fic to your fic. (yes I do plan on their being more than one chapter. no I make no promises due to aforementioned medical issues)
crocs here! sorry to put this in the middle of your submission, but i thought it’d get lost at the end. this is amazing! fanfic of a fanfic? i love this so much and i’m going to cherish it forever, thank you!
you can post this to ao3, i would be so happy if you did! i hope you feel better soon, i know health problems can be sucks. and don’t worry if you called bubby “he”, i write them using he/they pronouns (i just default to “they” for simplicity). 
also, i hope you don’t mind that i put a read more in! ________
Three months.
  Three months into Harold Coomer’s acquaintanceship with his eccentric and eclectic(in both taste and physical composition) companion was the first time the homunculus had begun to feel, as they’d put it, ‘drained’. 
  Bubby had explained to an enraptured Coomer,on more than one occasion, the nature of their state of reanimation, far different from Coomer’s own. They were a man-made construct of flesh, artfully pieced together from pieces of different corpses, stitched into a singular being and imbued with life by the great and terrible force of the heavens, in the form of lightning. 
  Coomer said it reminded him of Prometheus, sculpting mankind from clay.
  Bubby said it reminded them of a penny dreadful.
They existed in a state between life and death, though not quite undeath, either. Certainly each composite part of them, corpses as they had been, could be considered undead, but Bubby themself was a new creation that came into life for the first time upon the metal slab of their creators laboratory, never having ‘died’ and therefore not being themselves brought back from the dead, but nevertheless composed of reanimated parts.  
  They were sustained not by blood coursing through veins, but rather electricity, which was honestly a boon for Coomer. He was still fairly young, by vampire standards, anyway, and his self control could be…spotty at times, and it was nice to have a companion that he could sit beside and feel no desire to tear their throat out and drain them of their life juices. They could subsist without food or drink if they needed to, as well, which was also helpful, as it was often not possible for either of them to venture into civilization to obtain rations of any kind.
However, there were downsides to Bubby’s condition, as well, which began to make themselves apparent those three months in.
  Bubby’s escape from the lab of their creation was as unplanned as it was unorthodox. The whole thing had apparently been pure chaos from beginning to end, and Bubby didn’t seem to enjoy talking about it very much. Certainly an angry mob was involved, at least some pitchforks and torches, and a massive inferno of less than fully explained origin(‘Fire good,’ Bubby had said with a shrug), the last of which providing a convenient distraction for Bubby to make their escape into the nearby woods, but they hadn’t exactly had ample time to plan or provision their flight. They couldn’t take any of the tools or resources their creator had with them when they fled. They had no idea what they would need, nor any idea of what to expect when they were away from that lab for any extended period of time
  Three months after their escape, it began to become apparent.  
  Coomer noticed long before Bubby said anything, and, in fact, had to more or less force a confession out of them about it. 
  Bubby just began to…slow, the way one does when they’ve gone too long without proper sleep. They began to stumble more often, to take longer to think of words, and such. The difference was very slight, only so drastic as someone who had woken up an hour or so before they’d have liked to that morning, and generally only became noticeable when Bubby was themself tired, but sleep never seemed to completely chase away that fatigue and Coomer worried. 
  He especially worried when Bubby practically panicked at Coomer’s slight inquiry into the subject, insisting far too forcefully that nothing was wrong and changing the subject. Coomer was eventually able to wrestle(both metaphorically and literally) an answer from them.
  Energy of any kind, is finite, and that included the energy that maintained Bubby’s state of ‘half life’. Without supplementing it, it would eventually run out. Bubby’s creator had a huge contraption of wire and steel that Bubby would be attached to via the bolts on their neck. When lightning struck the lightning rod atop the laboratory roof, it would travel down those wires into the bolts and, by extension, Bubby, ‘recharging’ them, as Bubby put it. 
  “Why on Earth didn’t you tell me?” Coomer demanded.
  “Because I didn’t…Because it’s none of your business!” Bubby snapped. “I don’t go snooping into how you get your ‘fix’! When you disappear into a town for the night, I don’t pry into your sudden improvement in pallor. I don’t ask you about the screams!”
  Coomer flinched. It was a low blow and he was immediately inclined to take the bait, but the look in their eyes gave him pause. It was a fearful glint like a trapped animal, lashing out in fear, not anger. 
  He huffed out a small, unnecessary breath and crossed his arms.
  “What is this really about?” he asked, voice calm, but stern. “Why didn’t you…,” his voice wavered, ever so slightly, “Why didn’t you trust me?” 
  The anger in Bubby’s face drained in an instant, falling instead into a look of pain and remorse.
  “No, it’s not like that!” they insisted. “I just…I didn’t…I didn’t want you to think I couldn’t…I didn’t want you to…”
  “To what?”
  Bubby sighed, deflating. They averted their eyes, not meeting Coomer’s gaze. 
  “I didn’t want you to leave me behind,” they admitted at last, voice barely above a whisper. “There’s never been anything else like me before. I don’t know exactly how I work or how to keep myself working. I was afraid if you realized that, if you thought I couldn’t take care of myself, you’d…decide I was too much trouble.”
  Coomer burst out laughing.
  Any meekness to Bubby’s expression vanished in an instant and their bolts sparked with indignation. 
  “Why is it every time I bare my soul to you you laugh?!” they spat.
  Coomer wiped a tear from his eye. 
  “Forgive me, Bubby,” he said. “It just strikes me as so completely preposterous I can’t help but laugh!”
  “That I don’t even know how I can exist?” Bubby snarled. “That I don’t have any idea how this…hodge podge of flesh I call a body can even hold itself together? That I could just stop working one day and have no idea why? You find that ‘preposterous’?” they again cast their eyes to the ground, a mixture of shame and rage on their face.
  Coomer’s expression softened and he stepped towards Bubby to lay a hand gently on their cheek and guide their face up to meet his gaze.
  “That you could think there was anything that would make me want to not be with you,” he said.
  Bubby’s eyes went wide and his bolts sparked again, but with a softer sort of ‘hum’ of energy, rather than the earlier harsh zapping. 
  “You are one of a kind, Bubby,” he went on. “I’ve never even heard of something like you. I didn’t think something like you could even exist. It’s fascinating! You’re fascinating.”
  Bubby’s mouth opened and closed like they wanted to speak, but couldn’t find any words.
  “It’s easy, as an immortal, even one so relatively young as myself, to feel as though the world begins to stagnate.” Coomer continued. “That someday one will reach the point at which existence can yield nothing else but that with which one is already too well acquainted. But you…You’re something entirely new. Something unprecedented. There’s so much to learn from you. About you. I want to… understand you.”
  Coomer dropped his hand from Bubby’s face to their shoulder, this time being the one to avert his gaze.
  “Moreover, I want to…I want to see you experience this world, as new to you as you are to it,” he said. Had he not been long dead, a flush would have probably risen to his cheek. “There’s so much you haven’t seen, haven’t done. I want you to see them, to do them. And moreso, I want to show them to you, give them to you. The way your eyes light up at things I’ve lived in fear someday would hold for me only monotony and makes me feel as though I could never again find them mundane…I want to see that. I want…I want to never stop seeing it.”
  He braved a glance back up at Bubby, who was agape with shock. 
  “Nothing so trivial as a lack of energy could possibly deter me,” he said, voice resolute. “Even if I have to build a tower of steel and wire myself, there’s nothing that would make me leave you. For as long as…as long as you’ll have me.”
  Bubby’s hand clasped onto Coomer’s still resting on their shoulder, holding on like they expected him to disappear if their grip wavered. 
  “Forever!” they said, instantly, then seemed to panic at their own forthrightness. “I mean, for as…for as long as you’ll have me.” 
  Their bolts were crackling with electricity now, sending off small, glowing motes and arcs of energy. 
  Coomer smiled and reached out with his other hand to touch Bubby’s cheek again.
  Many years later, when Coomer would become fully educated on the idea of a ‘circuit’ and the ramifications of completing one by placing one’s hands on either side of what was essentially an openly sparking power source, the resulting occurrence would be an interesting and enlightening memory.
  As it stood in the moment, the resulting electrocution simply caused him to be rendered briefly unconscious and his hair to not lie flat for a week. 
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inkofamethyst · 3 years
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October 1, 2021
Me, last night: No dairy tomorrow!!!  I must preserve the clarity of my throat before the audition!!!
Me, at breakfast today: Ah yes.  Yogurt.
Me, at lunch today: Ah yes, a cheeseburger enchilada.
You know, my attitude toward my physics class has noticeably been pretty poor.  And, honestly, that affects my learning.  Even though I don’t particularly care for social theory, I’ve been approaching my medical anth class with an open mind and I’ve been learning a ton (even if the theory is pretty annoying at times).  I remember approaching Orgo I from the perspective of “I want to like this class and I am going to think this class is interesting” and I think that probably played a role in hyping me up to do pretty well in the class.  I’m not doing all that great in physics, honestly, and part of it is probably that I’m not putting in the work because I don’t care.  And I think I’m going to try to put a stop to that now.
Lowkey though, my medical anth intro class is actually really interesting.  Like, social science tends to annoy me to no end because it feels like a bunch of people with no real job who just sit around all day thinking of how they can redefine terms that bear almost no meaning to most people and then writing entire books about these terms that hardly anyone other than their buddies in the same field read.  But.  I mean, yeah, I get those vibes a lot from this class, it is an offshoot of social anthropology, after all, but it also seems like a really more grounded type of social anthropology and the way that the prof has structured the class so far has been really intuitive and interesting.  I mean, it hasn’t, like, affected me profoundly or anything, but it is quite fascinating, and who am I if not a person who likes to learn about fascinating things just for the sake of them being interesting.
Anyway, about the audition(!) which I know you’ve all been waiting for.  I’d intended to arrive half an hour before my audition, but I got there ten minutes before, huffing and puffing, my cello-friend next to me perhaps even more winded due to his big ol instrument that he had to lug through “Tailgate Hell” to get the the performing arts center since there was a game this evening (I love the buzz on campus that comes with Friday games tbh.  Like I couldn’t care less about the Sport, but I like how people are all happy (though these happy folk don’t tend to wear masks which is another thing but yknow)).  But we made it!!
I had a bit of time to calm myself and do a lil bit of practice (in a super nice-sounding stairwell!) which was nice, but I kept missing a note that I thought I’d had down and that was really screwing with me.  Anyway I went into the audition room and the main guy running it, the choir director, was super charismatic and I totally took on his energy, you know, in that acting-is-reacting sort of way?  I know I wanted to go in calm and cool and collected, but I adopt vibes like nobody’s business so I didn’t manage to temper my excitement.  They (the panel of three) asked about my music background, my interest in the group (I name-dropped Austin Wintory and totally should’ve mentioned others but alas), and then I sang the excerpts!  The choir guy had perfect pitch (he offered to give me starting notes, right, and I thought he was going to pull out a piano app, but he just hummed it and that really threw me off guard ngl) which made me really glad that I’d spent the time to work on my audition pieces with a tuner.  I sang, they seemed happy with what they’d heard, and then I left to go chill with my cello-friend before his audition.  He’s really quite good at his instrument, truly.  He told me that he hadn’t auditioned in six years, since he auditioned for the higher orchestra his freshman year in high school which is wack bc I was out here tearin out my throat over these theatre auditions every spring.
Anyway he did his audition, we chatted about the experience, and we met up with some other auditioners outside the classroom we’d commissioned nearby, then we headed out.  I went to the climbing wall (which was nearly empty which was awesome and totally because of the Friday game!) and did the medium difficulty one and it was fun!!  I also almost got to a full pull-up on the bar thing!  I realized that doing the climbing stuff reminds me of being on a playground, and that’s a really enjoyable feeling.  I then ate some dinner and read some of The Witcher #2, and now I’m back at the apartment :)
I... I feel good about the audition.  I don’t remember much of the actual singing part (except that I was runnin outta air in the second one especially bc I hadn’t taken good breaths bc it was the one I was nervous about with them stinkin Gs), I rarely ever do (it’s like some sort of audition blackout thing that I pretty much always get, especially with singing auditions (I don’t know if this is normal, but like,,, yea)), but I think I did pretty well.
I find out the results tomorrow night, just in time for a first rehearsal Sunday night, I think, so I’ll let y’all know as soon as I know.
Today I’m thankful that, at least, I didn’t bomb the audition.  Even if I don’t make it (which would be majorly disappointing, I’ll admit), it won’t be the end of the world.  There are certainly other performance avenues (like the woman-centered theatre troupe
AHHHHHHH YALL KNOW HOW IM NOSEY AND PARANOID AND CURIOUS
WELL I WENT TO LOOK AT THE SIGN UP SHEET TO SEE IF ANYONE ELSE HAD REGISTERED FOR AN ALTO AUDITION RIGHT
WELL I WENT TO THE SPREADSHEET AND THEY HAVE THE GOOGLE DOC WHERE THEYRE TAKING NOTES JUST LINKED AT THE TOP IN THE CORNER FOR ANYBODY TO SEE
I MEAN IT’S KINDA HIDDEN BUT ALSO NOT REALLY
ANYWAY
THEY SAID MY FIRST ONE WAS “solid” AND THAT I “needs more breath support but it’s an audition it happens” AND WAS “a little shaky, prob nerves” AND THAT I HAD “good intonation” WHICH AHHH EEEEEEE :D
AND THEY SAID MY SECOND ONE, THE ONE WITH THE TRICKY NOTES WAS “very pretty, kept the pitches while a capella which can be hard especially for this beast of a song”
I also got a “hell yea” next to my name on the doc
so uh anywaAY,
they commented on my ability to stay in tune with both songs :D  Wish they’d mentioned the fact that I was in time with that second one but alas I’ll take that I sounded pretty and was in tune anyday <3
I told my cello-friend about the page and he said he didn’t wanna look lol and I understand, he’s got quite a bit of competition in the cellos.  But I was watching some of the recordings last night and it looks like they have a pretty big cello section.
In other Arts News, my sister had just informed me that only people in theatre classes can audition for shows at my high school now.  That’s entirely awful, in my opinion.  You wanna restrict leads to theatre classes only (the “new” (she’s been there since I’ve been gone so like she’s just new to me lol) theatre teacher’s original decree (as a matter of fact, the theatre teacher who was fired my senior year wanted to do this, but I advised him against it.  He felt like the stage was too crowded which like, sure maybe, but it was fun))?  Alright, that sucks, but fine, whatever, at least the shows aren’t cut off from everyone else in the school.  I can’t even fathom how that would be a good idea.  Like, I can understand, maybe, having small-cast shows like Godspell or Almost, Maine or something as like a ~bonus show~ that’s only for people in theatre classes, or maybe a fall show for theatre class takers only, but all mainstage shows??  Ugh whatever.  I’m thankful for what I got to experience, at least.  In theatre and in band, especially my first three years in high school.
Today I’m thankful that I didn’t bomb my audition.  No.  Today I’m thankful that my audition went well.  I am thankful that I had a very satisfactory audition for my first ever symphony orchestra, even if it is only a student club.  My first audition in a long time.  My first ever choir audition (I might’ve done it senior year of high school had I not gotten bad vibes from the choir director the entire time I’d known him).
I know my cello-friend is nervous.  I really really hope he gets in.  It would be really awesome to be in an ensemble together, something we technically haven’t done since he was in pit for the musicals in high school.
Also, I need to work on my whole energy adoption thing.  I had already intended to do my bubbly Theatre President Act Thing, but I’m afraid I might’ve overdone it because I was anticipating a very chilled out audition panel but I got a little bit more than I’d anticipated, and in the process of reciprocating that energy I sort of just added it on top of my Theatre President Act which could’ve been a bit much.
BUT.
Now is not the time to be critical of myself.  Now is the time to sleep.  I’ve got stuff to do tomorrow (cleaning and also homework I’ve been putting off).
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gothamcitystories · 3 years
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Like most GC natives, I hate this damned place in a special way only a Gothamite can. I grew up here. It’s gross, smells like a tire fire, the rich live in their high towers looking down on us all, I can’t walk to the corner to pickup a pack of smokes after dark, unless I’m packing at least my mag light(we’ll get to that), and we’ve got a new freakshow causing chaos every week. Don’t even get me started on the public transportation.
That being said, Gotham is MY town, y’know? Some out-of-towner says any of what I just said, I’m as likely as any Gothamite to knock their teeth in. See, I love this town as much as I hate it, in that special way only a Gothamite can. It’s hard to explain that to someone who isn’t from here.
So anyways, I work in sanitation. It’s not bad work, all thing considered. I do third shift tunnel walking. It’s a newer thing. See, after that Rat-King business, when that guy was kidnapped homeless people and forcing them to build something or other in the sewers, few years back, the city assigned Sani workers to do regular patrols to make sure nothing hinky is going on, y’know, like wannabe gangsters or shit like that.
Most of the guys hate tunnel walks. And I mean, that’s fair, there’s more of a chance to run into that big ass crocodile guy, or any of the other bozo’s Arkham can’t seem to keep ahold of. Of course I never saw the guy. Never saw much of anything, except a few teenagers playing thug. So I volunteer to do most of the walks. Got me one of those big metal flashlights, my mag, because you can bust a skull with those things, if you need to. I also have a piece, but we’re not supposed to carry while we’re on the job, so I usually don’t, unless one of the loonies is loose. This wasn’t one of those time, just so you know.
It was this past Halloween. I was kinda pissed because one of my buds was playing a show at The Hole, that dive over on Park. Well, I clocked in, and my super asked if anyone wanted to take the Walks tonight. I figured eight hours strolling was as good as I was going to get. My hand shot up, and into the tunnels I went. We’re not supposed to, but I like listening to podcasts while I walk. Vicki Vale’s Gotham Report is a favorite of mine. So I pop a headphone in, only one, I’m not stupid, and I start off into the dark.
Tons of concrete and steel kills any kind of cell signal, so I download my podcasts before I head down. This episode was an exciting one for me, because she was talking about an old Gotham legend. So if you grew up in GC, you were probably raised on stories about Solomon Grundy, who would emerge from the swamps to the north to gobble up kids who misbehave. Well, if you’re old enough. I hear kids nowadays are treated to threats of the Batman coming through their windows. Not sure which is a worse prospect.
Anyways Vale goes into the founding of Gotham, and the Five Families. Every kid learns about them in grade school, Alan Wayne, Theodore Cobblepot, Edward Elliot, Jeremiah Arkham, and Ezekiel Kane.
So story goes that the founders had contracted a cousin of Wayne, a guy by the name of Cyrus Gold. Gold was a merchant of some influence. The stories vary on the why, and the how, but some how, Gold was murdered, and his body dumped in that section of marshlands to the north, Slaughter Swamp.
So according to Vale, Theodore Cobblepot was into shady stuff way back when, and he had his eyes on Gold’s businesses. Old Theo was a cold dude from reports. His daughter, Millie Jane, she was fond of nursery rhymes, so old Theo would make men who crossed him recite them from memory before he wacked them. So Gold gets walked out to Slaughter Swamp. He’s blindfolded, and he’s reciting that old one, Solomon Grundy. Y’know, born on a Monday, etcetera etcetera. Theo pops him, plants him, absorbs his business.
Jump forward. The urban legend starts up, based on that version of the story. Kids say that if you say the rhyme in Slaughter Swamp on Halloween night, he’ll rise from the swamp and get you. You know how all those old stories, they never say what the ghosty or ghouly is gonna do, just that he’ll get you. I remember taking my first girlfriend out to Slaughter Swamp to summon Solomon Grundy. Lots of teens did it when I was in school, but no one I knew ever saw him.
Anyways, the route I took that night had an old disused outfall into Slaughter Swamp. Bruce had it redirected when he took over Wayne Enterprises a few years back, but the outfall is still open, and it’s a good spot to stop and have a smoke, about halfway through the route, so when I got there, I stepped out and had me a smoke.
I was on the phone with this girl I’d been chatting with, she does maintenance on the electricals running under the city, so we see each other at work sometimes. Anyways, I made this joke about being in Slaughter, and trying to summon Grundy. Just being funny, y’know. She’s loving it. She’s a Gotham Girl herself, but she never got taken out to Slaughter, but she’s egging me on, so I go for it.
It’s a simple rhyme:
“Solomon Grundy,
Born on a Monday,
Christened on Tuesday,
Married on Wednesday,
Took ill on Thursday,
Grew worse on Friday,
Died on Saturday,
Buried on Sunday,
That was the end,
Of Solomon Grundy.”
I wait. I say nothing, she says nothing. I’m hoping to build the tension and scream, give her a scare, y’know? Only, about the time I’m planning on screaming, my mag goes dead, so does my phone. Now the phone doesn’t surprise me. I carry a portable power bank for that, but with the concrete, you don’t get a lot of signal, so it doesn’t do much good, so I hadn’t hooked it up to charge. But the mag? Those batteries were brand new at the start of the shift. I always change my batteries before I go into the tunnels. Anyone who works underground will tell you there’s nothing more important than your light, y’know? And I always carry plenty of spares. Nobody wants to be down there in the dark. I always, ALWAYS put new batteries in before I start my shift.
There on the outfall, you get a bit of moonlight. More than in the tunnels. I’ll admit, I was spooked a bit, I should’ve had more than a few hours left on those batteries. So I was kinda rushing to get the old ones out and a spare pare in, and yeah, I let the old ones roll off into the swamp. I mean yeah, I was jumpy, but I wasn’t jumping at shadows, y’know? I’m a GC native. We’re tough stock, and hard to actually scare. Like really scare, y’know?
So the batteries roll off the concrete block in front of the outfall. Plop plop, into the swamp. Suddenly it gets real quiet. I mean dead quit. The owls, y’know, the ones on that preserve out there? Quiet. Bugs and night birds? Quiet. Hell, I don’t think I was even breathing, y’know? Just felt real tense. Your eyes play tricks on you at night. In the dark, you see things different, and out by the outfall it’s real dark, forest dark, y’know? Even with the super moon we had on Halloween this year, it was stupid, mind tricking dark out there. But I swear to you, there was fog rising from the swamp. And it wasn’t there before my light went out. Thick shit too.
Then I heard the splash. Like something big coming out of the water. I’ll admit that I was spooked. But I didn’t run or nothing. My eyes were adjusting to the dark, enough to make out the big shape moving towards me. I managed to fumble the new batteries into the mag about the time I asked:
“Who’s there?”
Thinking I’d stumbled on some teens playing a prank, y’know.
I got my light on right before the thing responded. Damn thing must have been nine foot tall, and wide as a truck. Dressed in the ragged, rotten remains of a suit. Sonovabitch looked like a jacked albino Frankenstein, like all rotted, deep sunken eyes and hollow cheeks, lumbering like it had a bad leg, skin and hair were bleach white, and the fingernails and teeth were all yellow and sick looking. And it spoke. Sounded about like rocks rubbing together. The thing lumbered towards me, hands outstretched, reaching as if to grab me, it rasped:
“Solomon Grundy, born on a Monday.”
I booked. I mean, I think it took me fifteen minutes to reach city limits? And I didn’t go back underground for months. It took me awhile to work up the nerve, y’know? But I’ve been thinking about it, and all the stories say Grundy only comes out on Halloween, right? So I should be fine as long as I’m not down there by Slaughter Swamp on Halloween, right? I should be fine.
Right?
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ladyfl4me · 4 years
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⭐ !!! what inspired evelyn and then evelyn n jane's relationship?? ily
!!!! hi babe ily
Okay, so Evelyn - Dani’s twin sister in TMWCIFTC - came out of me applying the seven birds archetypes to amnesty characters, in an effort to figure out where the plot was going. I realized about 4 chapters in that this wasn’t going to be a one-off story, or even an alternate arc 3; this would be an alternate arc 4, or an entirely different universe. In TMWCIFTC, the birds (as i wrote them) were as follows:
Duck: the protector, defending Kepler, his life there, his fate, and his friends
Aubrey: the lover, who loves Dani and amnesty lodge so much she’d do anything for them
Ned: the peacemaker, making peace not with his friends and their enemies but with himself
Indrid: the lonely journal keeper, the sole holder of decades of visions, memories, and guilt
Dani and Evelyn: the twins
Stern: the wordless one
I drew a lot from balance in order to make it work. Stern’s TMWCIFTC predicament was the last to come through, because I needed someone to round out the seven birds - but it resulted in me choosing not to kill him, and even giving him what passes for the first stages of a redemption arc. Nobody in the cast was a twin, though, even symbolically speaking, so I just came up with a missing OC character to pad it out. That sisterly relationship - and the grief associated with it - ended up becoming one of the cornerstones of TMWCIFTC.
And then, frankly, I needed somewhere to put that character and bring her home for closure. So it was off to Honduras for Evelyn. the logic for why she went - ending up with Vanessa and Boyd Mosche, wanting to learn more about her situation, meeting Jane Newton in college, working together on a grad research project, going to Honduras and falling in love - fell together afterwards. Her relationship with Jane was partly inspired by two grad students at my college, one in anthropology and one in communications, who came together on a research project and started dating after their research was done. (I think they’re engaged now, iirc? It’s super sweet, they’re two of my favorite wlws in academia at my school.)
So basically Evelyn started as a plot device/filler character who, after time and construction, I fell in love with so much that i couldn’t let her go. And i’m so glad that i managed to loop her in.
ok: now it’s commentary on a scene i like time. gonna stick this under a readmore before i post because hooooo boy i rambled a lot about amnesty as a whole in here
Any scene where Gary Stern and Boyd Mosche interact in TCOS is up there with my faves, hands down. They’re the newest, most refreshing part of the story that I’ve been working with, full of possibility because they never interacted in canon. They’re an open door. I could talk about their dynamic for days. But I’ve got another ask queued where I dissect one of their scenes and wax poetic about them there, so I’ll focus on the other thing I’m interested in: worldbuilding.
No idea if this is a controversial opinion or not, but I actually liked Amnesty’s canon worldbuilding. The Reconciliation’s entire existence and purpose was a fascinating commentary on how the few in power perceive the masses - extending everywhere from politics to worker-company interactions to micro-cultural infighting to imperialism, especially United States foreign policy, which was my original read of it. In order for a powerful entity to maintain the status quo, a tried-and-true strategy is to pit its opponents against each other, so they fight each other and die out before they become a threat to the authorities. It was a really cool premise and, despite its rapid delivery at the end of an already-rushed arc, I enjoyed what it said.
But it means jack shit in the universe of TMWCIFTC.
Like. Literally none of canon jives with my fic anyway. Spoilers for TMWCIFTC, but the big bad of that story is a Sylvan turned feral, with the mid-act-3 revelation that abominations are feral Sylphs coming to punch us all in the gut. All abominations come from Sylvain; the gate’s been open for millennia, if not millions of years, without interference, and wack shit happens because of it. Dinosaurs came through millions of years ago, gained several million brain cells, and became dragons. Et cetera.
This was all written before arc 4 and arc 5′s revelations. You see the dilemma.
So for the past... nine months now, Jesus fucking Christ. For about nine months, I’ve been revamping Amnesty’s worldbuilding from the ground up: reevaluating what the Interpreter does and what Sylvain is, fleshing out Sylvain’s world and culture, trying to understand what happened to it after humans broke the crystal and after the Ashminder voidfished most of its recorded history, and so on. Here, Sylvain and Earth exist in their own vacuum, as did Miralaviniax 5 and the insect planet that Minerva exterminated. No Reconciliation, nothing like that... just something worse.
Hm. fuck. didn’t think this through, tbh - if i talk too much about worldbuilding, almost all of TCOS will get spoiled, but this sure does fit the “commentary” quality. so there you go i guess lskdjflskdjf
director’s commentary time! ask me about any of my fics, or send a 🌟 emoji to hear about a section I want to talk about!
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Like, a summary of the plot and what happened in it? Or a retelling if you want to. I’m rlly curious. Oh this is rp Anon
for as far as we got up to before we stopped roleplaying it, the rp itself spanned over i think... 5 years. here’s a timeline with a brief description of what happens where.
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i’m explaining the whole roleplay here, not just claus and giygas, and it’s also been a while (this was done over voice, not text) so bear with me.
i’ll add whatever doodles i had done of things that happened.
the rp takes place post-mother 3, like, immediately so. lucas wakes up once the world has been reset via the dragon and starts just, well, sadly going about his business. it’s only when -- i believe -- someone caught wind that someone was inside of the graveyard. when lucas went, it was actually claus, who had been brought back to life somehow after his death. they check to see if lucas’ wish fully came true, only to find that hinawa had not been brought back as well. (lucas wished for everything to return back to him... which included his brother and mother.)
soon after that, more strange sightings started. first was ninten, who promptly found ana being attacked by zombies in the graveyard. i don’t remember where lloyd came in. this is under the assumption that teddy had died at the end of mother 1. ninten has no clue how they got there, as they were just coming down mt. itoi from fighting giegue.
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the earthbound crew was next; ness washing up from the beach, and honest to god i don’t remember where the other 3 appeared from. ness and co were taken from just after ness awakening to his powers in magicant.
the last person to appear out of nowhere was locria, of all people. not even they knew why or how they were alive.
that’s a lie, whoops. porky also was no longer in his weird orb thing or whatever. yeah, that spooks lucas and co. ness is confused as to why pokey is here too and why people are calling him porky. and why they’re so damn scared of him, of all things.
uhh.... blah blah, don’t remember stuff, probably a few weeks pass or whatever. yes, ness gets painfully homesick. no, they haven’t figured out a solution yet. they still don’t know how are why they all got here at all or why monsters are still appearing from everywhere.
i believe.... the next major plotpoint was that dr. andonuts managed to build/rebuild a replica time machine that the earthbound squad used to go and fight giygas fair and square, hoping that that’d set everything right again. they think they manage to defeat him, as he disappears at the end of the battle. they come back more or less safely.
very, very soon after they return claus starts to feel ill. like, really ill. in fact, he ends up shrieking in pain and ultimately shutting down without warning. i think dr. andonuts didn’t really find anything wrong with him, just that he overheated, but he couldn’t find a reason why.
once claus reawakens, he starts having weird thoughts, like a voice in the back of his head. strange deaths start to happen in tazmily, but nobody knows how or why. claus ultimately blames ninten and co for it, where ninten immediately lashes back out at him saying something really nasty, like “why should we trust you anyway? you worked under the enemy and served as their robot slave.” ninten, unfortunately, doesn’t even know why he said this and well, they kind of have a big fight. it would have ended poorly if ana hadn’t have stepped in when she did.eventually, claus starts to notice these weird things happening to himself. he tries to talk to lucas about it in his fear, but, well....
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....yeah, that’s where this comic came from. claus literally shuts down without warning when he tries to say anything. ana even mentions soon enough that she feels a horrible evil energy radiating from claus and expresses her concern.
yadda yadda, again don’t remember these bits... i believe they do eventually realize that, somehow, giygas has taken shelter inside of claus. giygas is still weak of course, so he’s not able to do much other than slightly influence claus using his more mechanical parts.
for some wack ass reason, locria shows up. they tell lucas and co. off saying that they’re not here to cause any kind of issue, just mentioning that the only thing they hate more than them was giygas for destroying magicant. they offer to seal giygas away, and after much inner turmoil, claus agrees and inevitably gets stabbed with a needle to seal him away. the seal is then kept in osohe castle.
and for 4 years, it stays there. monsters still appear but are far less aggressive and don’t appear as often. claus doesn’t hear a peep from giygas during this time, and everyone typically spends their time just trying to find a way to get the mother 1 + 2 crew back to their proper timelines. they don’t succeed. (irrelevant to the plot, but ninten + ana get together as well as lucas + ness.)
during these years, giygas had been recovering his energy again. of course, it required far more to even try and sneak his power out from the seal, but inevitably he does. using claus’ self-doubt and self-loathing, giygas managed to influence him enough to pull the needle while he’s not thinking correctly. locria doesn’t sense the danger until it’s too late, and inevitably they fade back away.
giygas is now in complete control of claus. all claus can do is watch from the back of his mind as his own body does such unspeakable things.
after this, claus, the egg of light, and lloyd all go missing. it’s easy to assume why claus and the egg of light are missing (the egg contains all the information giygas wants after all), but nobody knew how or why lloyd went missing.
some time passes. giygas is eventually located and at first a small group goes to scout ahead while the others deal with another issue, probably all the monsters overrunning tazmily. ness is the first to find him, and ends up having to fight him alone -- which ends very, very poorly. ness gets sucked back into (earthbound’s) magicant, where giygas manages to completely shatter his mind into pieces, rendering the boy completely emotionless and unable to do anything by himself.
everyone else arrives later on, and there’s a huge fight between everyone and giygas, who is now puppeteering ness. it only ends when everyone realizes they need to retreat, as most of everyone takes near-fatal damage in the fight. i believe ninten and poo manage to teleport everyone back, where lucas realizes in horror that they left ness behind. or something. they left someone behind. lucas learns how to use teleport here, since everyone else is far too exhausted to do it again. when they come back, giygas and ness are gone.
more time passes. still, nobody knows where giygas, ness, or lloyd are. lucas at this point is uh... not feeling too hot, and tensions are at an all-time high. during this time there’s a scene where giygas and ness are taking residence in whatever the heck lab is in mother 3 (sorry it’s been a while), and lloyd shows up, presenting the egg of light to giygas. giygas realizes he doesn’t know how to pull the information out of the egg and just shoves it off onto ness to hold onto for a while.
oh yeah, i forgot something related to porky happened here. i don’t remember how it ended, but giygas encountered porky here, who reveals that he has done the unthinkable -- he’s gone back in time to literally steal his younger self’s body so that he’s far more flexible again.
that’s more important than it sounds. because, using the egg of light’s power, queen maria manages to reach the depths of ness’ mind still somehow tucked away and rotting and guides him back to his robot body to help him fix all of this.
eventually giygas figures he needs to seek out the guardian of the egg of light, who happens to be kumatora. he more or less just shows up on their doorstep and threatens to kill everyone if she doesn’t. he nearly does, too, because kumatora doesn’t know how to open the egg either, but in her distress as duster is beginning to die away from giygas’ attacks, she manages to get it open somehow. giygas ultimately releases duster to grab the egg, leaving him still alive, albeit barely.
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i don’t remember how, but one of the robot bodies that dr. andonuts made shows up and shoves the puppet ness away from everyone, stopping him from killing them all. giygas commands puppet ness to get rid of it, and the two duke it out for a while, before the robot casts a really high level of starstorm and just absolutely knocks puppet ness the fuck out. the robot then walks over, grabs the hat that puppet ness dropped, and sticks it on his head, signifying that he’s ness’ mind taking residence there.
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giygas decides he needs to take measures into his own hands and tries to dip into the robot’s mind again like he had done with ness before to try and squish out that dying light. it’s here that he finds that it’s maria herself that is protecting ness, and giygas simply cowers in fear and despair from her. robot ness is able to deliver the final blow on him, knocking giygas right back into the deep recesses of claus’ mind. ness is able to merge back into his proper body.
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surprisingly, this is the part where i start remembering less... even though it’s the most recent stuff that happened. i think there was another little time skip? not too big of one, though. during this time, more and more chimeras start appearing and attacking tazmily rather than just all the random beings being overly aggressive. ness and lucas go out somewhere in the mountains together, only for the two of them to end up stuck in moonside somehow.
ness and lucas get separated here, but using that one dude from earthbound who fucking died in moonside’s guidance, lucas manages to find ness and get them both out of moonside.
except, when they return, nobody can see ness. and... there’s another ness still in tazmily? we’ll call them ghost!ness and other!ness. yeah, there’s a lot of nesses in this rp. lucas doesn’t quite trust other!ness, believing that it’s some sort of moonside trick and he’s there to hurt everyone. but of course, nobody believes lucas that ghost!ness is even there or exists.
eventually, after ninten and ana figure out that they can see ghost!ness, they use the method of a pop quiz and find out that ghost!ness is the fake one after all. it’s far too late, though, because ghost!ness drags the whole gang straight into moonside together, revealing himself to actually be moonside!ness, the new manimani that porky made using giygas’ power he’d captured long ago.
and.... that’s about as far as we got. we stopped right when everyone entered moonside and never returned to the roleplay.
if you have any further questions or want specifications for stuff, just ask? i’m happy to talk about it, haha. i hope at least most things made sense.
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◀ HEADCANON DUMP #5 ▶
  The real reason that my Rex loves cursed food so much is actually kinda fucked up, but it’s not like he’s ever going to know or remember why. Here’s my take on why he likes the shit he does, and the reason behind his tendency to eat cursed food items. Also, a little bit of a canon fix, because the timeline and locations of young Rex between where he was found and where he lived during Hong Kong gang years.. it makes NO sense. 
Directly after the explosion that killed his parents and Cesar went missing, Rex was homeless. Not a single adult was in his life to actually take care of him for about 2 and a half years so THAT’S why, when, and where he learned to be happy with any food concoctions he could make, disgusting as they may be. He ended up starving a lot, though, and barely scraped by for about the first year of being homeless on his own. He was extremely underweight & malnourished for two and a half years. He was about 9-10 when this happened, but towards the end of the first year, Quarry found him and took him in. 
Quarry was NOT a good parental figure -- he did the bare minimum to keep Rex alive, but forced him to train as a thief in exchange for food. Rex gladly agreed, and because he had a knack for it, he became Quarry’s top lieutenat. Rex became a pretty toxic kid by then, as the mindset that Quarry put into his head was really harmful. That’s when Rex was placed into the Hong Kong gang.
When he WAS introduced to the Hong Kong Gang, they were all a bit older than him -- they were anywhere from 12 to 14 years old, and Rex was 11 to 12. He was still the leader of the pack, surprisngly, and proved to be a pretty valuable asset to them. He was glad to have a found family,  but he hated being stuck with Quarry -- so that’s why he offered to trade his team members for his freedom. However, Quarry shipped him back to Mexico with NOBODY to take care of him, just glad to get rid of him now that he had a whole handful of children to do his bidding. 
Therefore, Rex was left homeless once again, but this time in Mexico. It wouldn’t be for several months that Six found him and took him to providence, but that’s another post for another time.
The nanites CANONICALLY won't let him die & keep reviving him. And being a 9 to 11 yr old trying to survive on your own, while ALSO being an amnesiac leaves me wondering -- while he was homeless... did he ever wonder why he didn't have a home? or what was he doing being . well. homeless?? he just kind of knows he exists but he doesn't understand if he was abandoned or always like this. 
And i really seriously doubt a 9 to 11 yr old could PROPERLY take care of themself if they're homeless BY THEMSELF. there's no way he didn't die at least a few times, like from something like hypothermia or hunger -- but it definitely leaves him in pain every time it happened. As a result, even into his teenage years if he doesn’t eat for long periods of time, he becomes incredibly sick and in pain. 
certain scenes lead me to believe that it could be true that Rex was underweight because he looks WAY too small and his clothes are super baggy on him when six finds him. You could chalk it up to him just wearing someone elses clothes or whatever, but even then, he looks really REALLY petite... way more than he should.  PLUS the fact that the kid's first wish for a meal at providence was to eat LITERALLY 18 burritos til he passed the fuck out -- which he did, amazingly. No little kid can eat that many unless they were RAVENOUSLY  hungry, even for a joke.
Despite Providence taking him in and giving him a strict, good diet on top of training, it took awhile before he wasn’t so small and sickly. You’d never believe he was so tiny nowadays with how buff he’s gotten -- but again, another post for another time.
SO anyways he's always been naturally inclined to weird foods but it doubled down TENFOLD when he became a homeless amnesiac child wandering around. He eventually grew a liking for it so now he just eats a ton of cursed shit. everyone thinks it's just him being weird and funny or absolutely cursed, but he GENUINELY doesn’t see anything wrong eating the shit he does -- like water with cereal. but old habits die hard, even if he doesn’t remember why they’re a habit in the first place. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
providence took pictures of Rex as he grew up -- like cute snapshot moments which i am CERTAIN at least holiday would do to remember precious moments when Rex never will be able to. you can blatantly see how small and tiny he used to be, and no matter the pic he’s always got VERY baggy clothing... but when he starts to eat more overtime, he gradually looks more and more healthy in them. And eventually he’s where he’s at now -- buff, tall, and the complete opposite of what he was just three years prior to the series!  
but i could see rex not realizing that he's not supposed to be that tiny and showing them off and going "haha wow! what a tiny kid i was. wack, right?" and anyone else with a pair of eyes that can see how unhealthy he looked is just
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Okay so I’ve been thinking about Yami Malik lately so like. Hear me out for a minute. I’m also sleep deprived so if things sound wack that’s my bad;; 
But here’s my take on Yami Malik.
(Long post under the cut because let’s be honest, most of my hc are long and detailed. Also for a possibly unpopular opinion.)
Before I begin, I’m not too keen on people writing Yami Malik off as JUST someone who is hellbent on inflicting pain and is angry. Both are true but just assuming that those are his only two capable feelings is ridiculous.
Yami Malik and Malik are still the same person, but with separate personalities. So would it make sense for him to still be capable of feeling things and other emotions like Malik can?
I say so.
People are more than just one emotion, motivation, etc. They’re complex. Things connect to one another like a web and the YGO canon tends to be awful at showing that, especially during later seasons. Hell, earlier seasons were doing this too! Ryou is flat and one dimensional. Yami Bakura is better fleshed out but he’s still kinda flat. He’s forced into a character trope and there’s nothing to let him get out of it.
But the focus here is Yami Malik and why I think he acted the way that he did.
Okay so  I’m in the midst of rewatching Battle City and some of this theory was kinda disproven (I’m watching the sub) but it still appeals to me anyway.
Here’s the gist.
When Yami Malik took over the body, Malik had to leave that body and get help. So because they’re technically the same person with different personalities (not a spirit like some people believe for whatever reason), does that mean that Malik literally split his soul in half to escape the body before he got shoved into the same ‘darkness’ that Yami Malik had to sit in for about six years?
Let’s assume this is true.
Yami Malik is left alone in a body while he’s absolutely pissed off and willing to take it out on anything and everything that moved. He wasn’t really crazy, per se, just angry. He was pissed at Malik, pissed at himself, especially pissed at Rishid, and generally pissed at the entire world. He wasn’t crazy, he was angry. Hurt and angry. And someone had to pay for it.
But because there was only half a soul, there was a lot of empty space and darkness. Which fucked with him a lot. I like to think that he doesn’t want to be alone. He hates it. When Malik was around, he was technically not alone. He felt it, but he knew that there was someone else there with him.
But now?
There is genuinely nobody else there. It’s him and the black he had to face for his entire existence.
And he couldn’t handle it.
It started to fuck with him and then he started acting wack. His anger became completely out of control and anything and everything else he could’ve felt was flushed out. The panic and anger at Malik abandoning him again was amplified so much that it was running the show.
Now let’s talk about Malik.
Malik had to turn to Bakura for help. Because the ring was present, it allowed Ryou to handle having an extra soul (2-3 extra if you count TKB + Zorc but if you do then the ring was really only meant for 1 soul which is why Bakura acted kinda off sometimes) and Bakura allowed him residency. He assumed that the ring could allow his host to have unlimited souls bc not even he understands how it works.
Turns out no, it doesn’t.
It made Bakura’s acting wack more prominent, but only because he had control of the body. Malik probably started acting wack too, but here’s the thing. Malik had both Bakura and Ryou to reign him in.
Yami Malik has no one.
So his descent into madness went faster than Bakura, Ryou, and Malik’s.
And Malik managed to get almost all of his soul back through Yami Malik’s “wager-your-other-self” duel.
Note the almost.
He’s not getting that tiny part with his separate personality’s eye back. Nah, that’s gone. Sent that shit to the Shadow Realm or Hell or what the fuck ever in the anime.
And that was probably the most excruciating thing Yami Malik had ever gone through.
There Malik was again, abandoning him to the abyss. But this time there was no repair or hope of getting out. It was the end of the line for him and he wasn’t ready to go.
Now Malik probably learned how to function with that small portion gone. Hell, the soul might’ve even been able to repair that damage. But Yami Malik? No, he’s just a piece of a soul that was never really his, finally and truly alone in an unfamiliar environment.
And that’s one of the worst things he’s ever experienced.
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Starting back Vikings again randomly........
blue eyes still hasn't fucked that priest
When's he gonna bang the priest, he doesn't like his new wife 🤷🏾‍♀️
Rollo needs a win/ cmon lady archers
Stop listening to random men, every main character gets bad advice from randos
Very deliberate word choice
Blue eyes is do butthurt his boyfriend is not coming with him priest is literally staying for you, you blockhead
Men are idiots
Tomgirls trying to sit still and look pretty when they clearly want to punch people
They keep using attempted rape for her power ups and they could do literally anything else
Glad the mrs is back
She's worried about jr but it looks like he can fight brother still absolutely in love with the mom cause she's a bad bitch
But he would have cheated too soo 🤷🏾‍♀️
He's big but it doesn't look like he hits hard, he's moving frantically, he doesn't lean into his hits??
The bows are used in short range i feel like it's that accurate??!!
Nobody is hyped the mrs is home and i feel like that was a wasted opportunity
Priest is attracted to bad people
Everybody got a shower
Who ever is subing the sound effects is a fucking poet Every grunt has a adjective
Always gotta upstage your brother just fukkkin relax
He's rejected the sacrament dunt dun dun!!!
Cheese and crackers woman how many boys you churnin out
What's the science? Boys are faster swimmers so short vagina?? I forget
She's gloating
Yea no shit. He don't even like that other future telling bitch
Rollo just stick with old girl u are bad at politics
This is a very sexual prayer priest
You tryina get what by the holy spirit??!! Save that for blue eyes
Thorvard big as fuck
That boy ain't got no right being that big his parents is normal sized
If i wanted to say it in private i wouldn't fucckkin come down to long house
Who's fuckkin army is that , just her homies?? She got warrior homies?
Ah she just wanted to threaten the general community that if anything happen to hey son it's they ass
Yea those'r just her homies
Another sexual assault threat but in an unexpected turn is events his kinsman ain't down with that shit and backed her
Infamous wings pf the vikings
More sexual assault threats
Whoever is writing these subtitles is a fucking legend
Priest new boyfriend is in wooing his old boyfriend's ex wife and he has to be an awkward translator
Wack what a serious waste of ambition
Them two rando little boys already died they really gotta take the one bitch was leadership vibes
She threw away throne thrown for dinner snot nose kids
He play too much, but they are great together
Preist done diddled that brown hair plain and not blue eyes
Vikings does appear to have a strict all rapists must die policy (marital rape excluded- even that's appears to have consequences)
Surprised they let siggs go but i think she landed a better role, shes a bigger actor then all em
I still don't know which god he was supposed to be. Guess i gotta brush up on my norse history
What's rollo gonna go without his political advisor
That guy coulda had a bigger role but this was 6+years ago and he was not as big then so..makes sense
Preist talking shit about women knowin damn well he just left a perfectly boring one to be with sky eyes
Hypocrisy , ungrateful ass volunteer to help the mother of your child
Screw everybody and they mama, leave yo wife month at a time with no backup booty
Why you only slept with yo wife once? 🤨
Seer tied of yo ass
Sky eyes just move to Paris with the preist
They are doing a sharp turn with him that is uncharacteristic, they haven't done a power corruption thing or anything to transition him from opportunist to greed
Also wtf boo /This is your earldom ??? You just gon stand there?
Still holding with the rapist get stitches law
Burning cross bit heavy handed
Bjorn tell your wack ass absentee father to back your mom
Yea we have been here before, cause your dad keeps fucckin up, you forget last time you left with her cause you knew he was wrong
Blue eyes has become a kind of apathetic shell without preist and wifee no1
Um wtf was that with the 👀
Just fuck already
Can the women have a story not around babies
Where rollo headed?
This is evidence of a turning point we should have gotten a half step before this
Except she was taking care of the one kid you ignore and you know damn well that priss don't do no work and her servants watch her kids anyway
Lol whut person or persons unknown, but you have evidence?
King got plans on plans on plans
Do they just not know what to do with the preist anymore??
Hey least he said it
That was the least intimate interaction he's had with anyone
Disrespect on disrespect
I think they are going to do something stupid with her 🙄 looking forward to that
Woah full stop yikes 😬
Another unforced error. I knew they were gon do some dumb shit with her, no he actin stupid too
This really there seasons about an unrequited love story
It gets boring when the main character is white male tyrannical and off his rocker - when he's not a zealot
Mentally ill opportunist are not very complelling
I'm annoyed blondie is really confessing to a man who has been treating her like shit for the past decade because a first good decade
Unforced errors and making her stupid is something shows love to do with women
But they gave her so much pride it doesn't make sense
I thought maybe they all knew, but it's just bjorn
Blue eyes was hoping for a confession
Why do you tear me away from myself
Trojan horse is the only thing that ever made sense with impregnable walls even with that hint he still couldn't figure it out, he had to almost die
Rollo is out here now? Why doing what?
I mean tbh is a really good idea to get away from your brother
Oh so the King isn't a complete idiot, just a coward
Another betray your brother situation 🙄
Just let rollo needs live
All our protagonists are isolated
He still didn't get that confession
Oh he just said it
What was the point of that Christian coming to visit?
Lit of obsessive unhealthy male relationships
Floki/Ragnar
Althestan/Ragnar
Ragnar/ rollo
How would rollo even convince the remaining vikings to go against their own
Now we must be subjected to this embarrassment
Co Earls, this guy is a not confused about his endgame
He should have just married her when she asked
There is one asian
If this the season where the non whites enter? They should have done that in Paris
He's an absentee father but he's annoyed his kids are stupid
Floki bb hella cute
It's odd the show has isolated everyone
He's such as gaslighter
The only stable relationship is the ones between the mentally unstable people
The two best pairings were both uneccesairly antagonistic towards each other
What's rollo doing
Le sigh she's smiling because she thinks he backed her , finally someone did she deserves to be supported
But he only backs himself
Time inside learning could be useful for him
Even rollo is not this stupid soooo 🤷🏾‍♀️
Blue eyes mad that his wife doesn't give a shit about him, knowing damn well he don't give a shit about her
Rollo 👏🏾 isn't 👏🏾 stupid👏🏾
He also wouldn't ally himself with strangers 🤷🏾‍♀️ it's a repeat pattern of making the wrong allies but this don't make sense
Hopefully bjorn gets more interesting
Or another woman character not attached to a damn man comes in
1 poc is already gettin eyeballed by ol blue eyes
What old lady would be concerned with getting revenge on is wessex king who raised her new settlement to the ground
There's that projection again blue eyes
The rollo situation is getting close to puppy punching
He looses his accent a lot
Blue eyes has odd codependencies
Man has no loyalists but strong affections that look like loyalty from afar
Why are they all obsessed with this fucking guy
Predatory men who pretend to be small and unassuming to trick women
She choked those words out, I wonder how many takes they made her do before they went with that one
This descent into madness isn't nearly as entertaining as they think
That's the first time he's called her by her first name
Curious move bjorn /curious situation they pulled moms into
They make women look stupid by having them smiling the whole time while men who are being equally deceived look suspiciously but they are tricked just the same
Once again he just identifies foreigners as roadmaps to conquer new lands
Gaslighter all these men are gaslighters
All these braids and this is the first time i've seen one of the man brushing they hair
It's going to be four full seasons of wounded mentally ill drug addicted blue eyes??
there it is, that was his dream, not the crazed ambitions of winning for winnings sake
Opportunistic and talented or rather lucky is different than tyrannical and that's what they are playing him as with no foundation
I know she tired of these dirty whites raggety ass wash rags she want a real bath with soap
Random edge play over the top hair cutting symbolism
That bb old enough too...ok
The girls were ready. And he even ain't mad because she told him straight up she was going to kill him
She doesn't want to remarry, she's better boss ass bitch but it's fucked up she can't just have a decent man partner and equal but these men are trifling they may as well get her a girlfriend
Is the seer dead?
It's 13 right?
Heavy handed women freedom theme happening
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Murder Three
Wocky Kitaki rubbed his eyes and groaned. He couldn’t bear waking up to another day in this Hell - yet here he was.
Whoever was responsible for his imprisonment was going to end up in a world of pain, he would make sure of it.
He then remembered what had happened last night. Lotta and Max - they were in danger. Wocky threw on his jacket and rushed out of his room, only to find Phoenix sitting alone in the Main Hall.
“Wocky. You’re the first one up,” Phoenix said listlessly.
“Yo, we ain’t got time to chat!” Wocky exclaimed. “We gotta check on everybody. Something crazy coulda happened last night!”
Phoenix shook his head. “That’s not likely. But I do need everyone to gather here, so if you want to go make them get up, I’m not going to stop you.”
Frustrated with the other man’s attitude, Wocky muttered some obscenities and stormed off.
Several minutes later, all nine guests were together in the Main Hall. Like the others, Wocky was relieved to see that they all had survived the night, even the ones who got a Scared card. Still, he was hesitant to celebrate just yet, especially with Phoenix preparing to deliver news. It didn’t seem like a good sign.
“I’ve received a new message from the killer,” Phoenix began. “It seems that they have prepared an activity for us today.”
Heads began to shake. The resounding response was not an enthusiastic one, but Phoenix continued anyway.
“This activity is a competition of sorts. It will require that, one at a time, each of you enter a room and search for an item. You will each have five minutes to conduct your search.”
“What are we searching for?” Adrian asked nervously.
Phoenix nodded, as if he had been anticipating the question. “Hidden somewhere in the spare room is a clue to our captor’s identity, as well as their reasons for forcing you to play this game. You will enter the room from the dining room and exit out into the Main Hall when your time is up. You will then proceed to your room and speak to nobody until the activity is done. If you find the item during your turn, you may keep it for yourself.”
Ema bit down on a Snackoo. “That means the people who take their turn later have an inherent disadvantage.”
“The killer has already determined the order in which you will play. Rest assured, it was determined fairly,” Phoenix replied.
The anger that had been slowly bubbling up in his throat finally escaped from Wocky. “Mr. Wright, this is straight up wack. I don’t want to participate in another one of the killer’s games - that’s just askin’ to get whacked!”
Will and Viola expressed their agreement. “We don’t have to do this just because the killer asked us to, right? We can all just agree not to…” The burly man suggested.
Lotta was pumping her fists with emotion. “Now ain’t y'all seein’ the opportunity we’ve been given? If there’s one thing I learned from being an investigative photographer, it’s that you take every chance you can get to score the big scoop! We gotta do this!”
Jean and Vera nodded. They wanted to get every bit of information they could about their situation - it would be ammunition later.
The group was divided, but Wocky was not ready to back down. He turned his focus to Phoenix, who was silently watching the discourse.
“Yo, how the fuck can you just let this happen?” Wocky hissed. “You used to be a lawyer. You protected people. But ever since we’ve been stuck in this joint, you haven’t done shit for us. I can’t even trust you anymore!” The words shot out like arrows.
A hush fell over the room. He may have been abrasive, but Wocky finally brought up what had been bothering everybody. Phoenix gripped his beanie and shifted awkwardly at the attention.
“Fine,” he sighed. “I suppose I haven’t been forthcoming enough with you. I’ll explain myself a bit more.
“As I said on the first day, I was invited here by a friend. She claimed she wanted to meet here and catch up on the years she had lost. But she never arrived, and then the avalanche came crashing down…
“Then, when we found Bikini’s body, and I got the first message from the killer… It included a voicemail. It was her, my friend, and she was screaming for help. She said they have her trapped at the Inner Temple on the other side of the river.”
“So… There’s no question about her having been kidnapped by the person who trapped us?” Vera asked.
Phoenix shook his head. “It had to be her voice. And now, I’m starting to wonder - there’s no way she could survive more than one day out there without food and warmth. So someone has to be out there with her, right?”
An ominous possibility was sinking in, but nobody could bring themself to say it. Phoenix spared them the agony.
“That’s why… I don’t think it was just one person who did this. I think it could be the work of an organization,” he said. “I thought maybe if I sat back and observed the group, I could determine who was really telling the truth, and who wasn’t. But two people have died and I still haven’t figured anything out. Physically, I’ve been feeling worse every hour.”
Despair was washing over the guests. Was there anything they could do to prevent them all from being murdered? Max or Lotta… And then who next? Was it worth it to fight back?
Before they could begin to argue once again, Wocky and the others turned to hear a trembling Max speaking.
“I think… We should try to stay positive. And we should do everything in our power to try to find out who brought us here… Even if we are playing into their hands. It’s the only choice we have.
Lotta slapped him on the back. “Us country folk can’t be scared for nothin’. We’re gonna find that rotten killer, reckon course!”
This show of bravery provided a morale boost. The guests agreed they would participate in the activity and share whatever they found with the whole group.
Phoenix supposed he could be more useful to the group elsewhere. “While you guys do that, I’ll go out and search our side of the river. Maybe the killer left something behind when they blew up the mountain.”
So it was decided, and the guests made their way to the dining room.
Phoenix’s phone contained the list in which the guests would enter the spare room. Ema was at the top, while Max and Lotta were at the bottom. Having demonstrated their dedication to the group, they brushed off all offers to disobey the turn order. 
“If we’re gonna do it, we gotta do it right!” Lotta affirmed. Max nodded along with her, though the worry contorted his attempt at a confident smile into something less convincing.
After taking a deep breath, Ema opened the door to the spare room and stepped inside. Apart from the occasional bump or footstep, no noise was heard until five minutes later, when the alarm on Phoenix’s phone went off. The next guest entered, and they proceeded as such.
Wocky waited for his turn with a scowl on his face. He still wasn’t okay with doing this, but did he have a choice at this point? Max had practically poured his heart out. In any case, he knew he would at least try to find whatever clue was hidden that could help them.
When the buzzer indicated it was finally his turn, Wocky entered the room with all the swagger he could muster. But in an instant, he was knocked back in disorientation.
The spare room, which had been locked up until this point, was deceptively small. There was very little light coming in. And there was something else messing with Wocky’s visibility - what was it? Smoke?
Either way, Wocky was trying his best to search around. The room was filled with random odds and ends. There were endless tables and desks lined with strange knickknacks and stacks of old books. Clearly this was a sort of storage room for the Temple’s belongings.
Wocky stumbled about, accidentally knocking things over, lifting objects to peer at their undersides, flipping through crumbling manuscripts, but nothing of value could be found. Before he knew it, he was hearing the alarm meaning his time was up. Defeated, he proceeded out the doors into the Main Hall, though it took him a few moments to find it. He shut the doors of his room and flopped down on the bed, praying that somebody had found what they needed.
It was about a half hour later and the Temple was quiet. Phoenix was retrieving his phone from the dining room, where the last guest to enter the spare room had left it behind. But - what was that on the doors? He walked towards them and tried to open them. They wouldn’t budge.
He knew what he needed. Returning from the kitchen, he held it in his hands, hesitating before moving to open the doors.
The spare room was dark, but the light from the dining room streamed in as he held the door open. He scanned his eyes around the room. Everything seemed okay, right?
Everything was… Okay…
Phoenix attempted a scream that came out as another wracking cough. A body lay on the floor several feet away. LOTTA HART was still and lifeless.
Phoenix would soon find a message waiting for him.
You know the drill. Crime Scene: Spare Room, Last Known Whereabouts: Dining Room, Morgue.
Lotta Hart @hartographywithlotta, you have been murdered. Thank you so much for bringing your enthusiasm and your charm to our game!
For everyone else, locations are open, so message me now to reserve one. Clues will not be sent out until tomorrow.
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