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bloodyscott · 5 months
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Me when I’ve reached my upteenth autistic hyperfixation:
P.S.: I’m Benny in this scene
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rayroseu · 8 months
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NOT EVEN A MINUTE IN MALLEUS' GROUP AND IM ALREADY CACKLING 😭😭😭😭 GROUP BORING... PLEASE AJXHQJCIW THEYRE JUST PEACEFUL???
ALSO SEBEK.... The funniest twst character ever LMFAO His line reminded me of Bennett's "Benny's Adventure Team Assemble!!!✊‼️✨🔛🔝" He's so unserious, we're just going for a stroll aorund the city??? 😂😂😂
while on the other side Silver is just calm and pleasantly thinking about what to gift Lilia... sob sob 🥲💗💕💕💗
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PROFESSOR TREIN 💞💕💗💞💕💗💕 I loveeee, he's so happy his students are interested in knowing Fleur City he introduced them to a memorable place 😭😭😭
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LMFAO SEBEK DONT PRESSURE YOURSELF??? 😂😂😂
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Meleanor... implications... QAAAAKCKSKDIAJDJA 😭😭😭💔💔🥲🥲🥲💔😭😭😭🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️🧍‍♀️
THE TWO FRICKING SOLDIERS LILIA AND BAUL THAT YOUR MOTHER TRUSTED TO PROTECT YOU WHEN YOU WERE JUST A DEFENSELESS EGG WOULD ABSOLUTELY GO THERE!!! UNDERGROUND IN THE WATERWAYS!!!! TO THE BLACK SCALE CASTLE WHILE YOUR MOTHER PROTECTS THEM FROM THE ENEMY KNIGHTS!!!!! 😭😭😭😭‼️‼️💔💔
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HELLO SIR MALLEUS DRACONIA ????? WHY DOES SUCH KNOWLEDGE ENTICE YOUR CURIOSITY???? PERCHANCE YOU'LL REFERENCE IT WITH A POSSIBLE FUTURE SPOUSE??? 🤭🤭🤭‼️‼️‼️
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Jamil started it i swearrr😂😂
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Also as much as its so funny how the students teased Professor Trein, I get reminded of the fact that his wife already passed away IIRC... and I CANNOT... thinking that Trein is probably recollecting the very first memories he had with his wife with them as young lovers... SOBS... 😭😭😭😭 he misses her greatly isnt he... From the very first start of this event, he frequently talked about her 😭😭 Plus he said that its been a while since he last visited NBC yet he still memorizes the path of the waterways!!! Because he was with his wife there!!!! OMG 😭😭😭😭💔💔
Hm, but relating it to Malleus, I'll be sobbing knowing he'll be like this when he ages on and somehow visits Ramshackle, or NRC, or the Silk City, even here in Fleur City... Remembering how enjoyable it was to be with his friends on a trip even if it was so rare (and lowkey dangerous lmao)😭😭✨✨
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mindfogger · 1 year
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mind's 2022 reading round up recs... pt. 1
featuring bad coping skills and over 1000 hours of reading
January: 1,979,541 words read, 132 hours
Most Memorable Read: 
With A Conquering Air by Inexplicfics
Featuring Geralt/Jaskier.
Slow burn romance with a political twist. The whole series is a treat!
Honorable Mentions: 
Pizza And A Movie (Suits, Harvey/Mike, Different First Meeting AU) by Closer
Boiling Point (MCYT, Dark SBI, Sickfic) by SilverWing15
February: 997,938 words read, 67 hours
Most Memorable Fic:
Butterfly Reign by SilentTeyz
Featuring SBI & DSMP Character
Dark and unhealthy family dynamics with a royal flavor. Literally had me up till 4 a.m. crying.
Honorable Mentions:
history has its eyes on you (Naruto, Gen, Reincarnation & Whump) by tasalmalin
you wait and you wonder who’ll take on your odds (Queen’s Gambit, Beth/Benny, Marriage of Convenience AU) by paperclipbitch
March: 1,485,471 words read, 99 hours
Most Memorable Read: 
how fast the evening passes by meridies
Featuring SBI and college dropout Tommy
This just holds a special place in my heart. The family dynamics hit really well and I felt like it was portrayed really realistically and lowkey relatable for me.
Honorable Mentions:
By Wire Wood And Stake (Emerald Duo, Fantasy & Hurt/Comfort) by SilverWing15
from ice to water series [blanket me in snow specifically] (MCYT, Gen, Figure Skating/Olympics AU) by Drhair76 and Plantform
April: 1,770,795 words read, 118 hours
Most Memorable Read:
I’m A Healer, But… by yellowleader
Featuring Dark SBI and baby badass Tommy
I think I’ve read this about 3 or 4 more times since I first read it back in April. The way that Tommy and SBI interact in this and the fact that they have actual animosity and fights between them makes it really good. The twist also hits so good on re-reads.
Honorable Mentions:
By Your Ancient Names (Featuring God!Technoblade and Religious Themes) by Charnel
sleep deprived (SBI, Zombie Apocalypse AU) by micah_is_haunting
May: 1,250,854 words read, 83 hours
Most Memorable Read:
devoted by loosingletters
Star Wars Canon AU with Obikin featuring Religious Themes
I really loved the world building and the angst in this… It all worked together so well. Warning for temp. character death though
Honorable Mentions:
come to the jedi temple in the next ten minutes if you want an asskicking (Star War, Obikin, Canon Divergence) by destiny919
Complication With Optimistic Outcome (The Social Network, Eduardo/Mark, Time Travel) by yagyuzue
June: 1,283,408 words read, 86 hours
Most Memorable Read:
A Hell of His Making by obsidienne
Star Trek, Post-Canon AOS Kirk/Spock
I love all Vulcan culture focused fic and Spock's angst and Jim's insistence is so good in this. I also like the smart!Jim hints in this, it's so good.
Honorable Mentions:
The Bootstrap Paradox(Tenet, Neil/The Protagonist, post-canon... technically) by Vulcanodon
Sigh No More (Skyfall, James Bond/Q, Hurt/Comfort) by dhampir72
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rhoorl · 8 months
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Hi friend!! Congrats on your milestone!!! 🥹🫶🏻
My question for you (seeing how much you frequent Disney World) is what would be the Triple Frontier boys favorite attraction/park at Disney and why??? and why is Frankie's Space Mountain heheheh 😉
Oh Madeline - first of all, thank you so much!
This question ... oh boy, friend, do I have thoughts! I'm going to nerd out, so my (lengthy) answer is after the cut.
Frankie - I'm with you that he enjoyed Space Mountain in his younger years, but as he's gotten older, he realizes just how jerky and not smooth that ride is. It hurts his back and makes his head hurt. He's a big fan of Millenium Falcon: Smugglers Run in the Star Wars section of Hollywood Studios. On the ride, there are six positions - two of which are pilot. He lowkey gets really salty whenever little kids are given that role because they inevitably crash the Falcon. He also likes Soarin' at Epcot and Avatar Flight of Passage at Animal Kingdom because they're flying-based and remind him of flight simulators.
Benny - Two rides immediately jumped out for me. Jungle Cruise at Magic Kingdom because Benny loves a dad joke and cracks up every time he goes on the ride. He also likes Test Track at Epcot because he loves cars and going fast. Another one I thought about for him (based on my headcanon for him related to my Delta Landscaping fic) is the safari ride at Animal Kingdom because he is an animal lover.
Santiago - He's a PeopleMover kind of guy at Magic Kingdom. It gives his knees a chance to rest for about 10 minutes. Same thing for Living With the Land at Epcot (a personal favorite of mine). It's a relaxing indoor ride and gives him the chance to kick his feet up.
Will - I struggled with him, but he seems like a competitive guy. Therefore, he likes to kick the guys' asses in rides like Toy Story Mania at Hollywood Studios or Buzz Lightyear's Space Ranger Spin at Magic Kingdom. Benny always wants a rematch, but Will has studied the rides and knows all the tips and tricks to get extra points and bonuses. There's no beating him on either ride.
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kaypeace21 · 2 years
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I know I've mentioned it before and it's a total crack theory (don’t take this too seriously). But the possible hints that lonnie may be El's bio dad are kind of crazy.
ps: last point explains why I don’t believe Andrew is El’s dad. Long story short- i read all the novels and comics (they contradict the canon show in various plot-significant ways and are probably not canon). And if they wanted to surprise people- Andrew would certainly be a good misdirect. Let’s begin...
background: in s1 We see Hopper with his daughter (who is holding a tiger plushie). And in s3 we see Hopper attack a soviet in a carnival ride which has tiger decor. The ride warns the soviet of a tiger. Then the tiger growls as Hopper yells(aka Hopper is symbolically the ‘tiger’). So like tigers connect to him and his daughter. we even see Hopper’s hairband in the shot (another connection of father and child).
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Ok... so what’s my point?
1.well lonnie has many name meanings.one is "lion". We see in s1 el and Will have lion plushies (similar to Sara's tiger plushie). Hopper sees Will's lion plushie and has a flashback of his daughter with her tiger. So... like... cat plushies maybe hint at paternity??!!!
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Also Lonnie is lowkey the embodiment of lion-fathers lol...
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2. A witness sees el, hopper asks "could it be lonnie's kid?". Witness: "it could have been . yeah that’s (pauses). I mean, yeah could’ve been". Suspish. But maybe nothing...  I know the literal reason for this scene is for Hopper to think El is Will. But it’s still weird verbiage...and also makes you wonder WHY they look so alike.
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3. Jane is the feminine form of the name jonathan. But also... Lonnie and Elenor ( they called El this in  s1) have the same name meaning . Coincidence...maybe???
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4. Lonnie is known for being a hunter. Teresa/terry (El’s mom) also means “huntress”. El is compared to princess Dianna (wonder woman): Diana is the roman goddess of hunting. Lonnie is also dating cynthia ( Cynthia means “the hunt”and  cynthia is another name for DIANA). So maybe he has a type (woman who have names associated with hunting)- and he had a kid associated with “hunting” too-via the Dianna parallel. I joke.But it’s another weird name parallel. 
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5. El's storyline is heavily based on star wars and she's directly paralleled to Luke. Again luke has an estranged opposite-s*x sibling. The duffers are twins - so they prob loved that star wars plot twist that luke and Leia were separated siblings all along. Also them being related could explain their resemblance (and past parallels) . Thor ragnarock was also on the s4 inspo list- thor realizes he had a secret 1/2 sister.
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6. Why is Lonnie always associated with yellow flowers?? talked about all the examples here, and the possible symbolism. But... bro in s1 even has a sunflower blanket (Which is also linked to Terry and her daughter El in s2). Also why was a car that looked like the Byers car in the Terry flashback... I want answers XD
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7.Lonnie started flirting with joyce despite having a live-in gf (in her 20s) , that was half his age. Would I be surprised if , when younger,  he had an affa*r with a college student while married. Not really. He's at the very least... a d0uche.
8. Lonnie made jonathan hunt a rabbit. Jane/el is associated with rabbits. In s1 when she first escapes Benny's: the song "white rabbit " plays as she runs from her papa. And her room at Terry's is covered in the white rabbit decor (from the alice in Wonderland story).could just be a parallel of lonnie/Brenner being horrible dads. I mean both Brenner and Lonnie tried to make their kids k*ll animals. 
9. Also no I don't think Andrew from the prequel novel is her dad. I read all the novels and comics fyi. The novels and comics constantly contradict the cannon show. Max novel says she met billy a year before s2 and that's when they became stepsiblings : s3 shows they met as little little kids (when billy is like ... 12 at most). And not saying how, but i saw the S4 opening clip- it proves in very plot-significant ways that " 6 & into the fire" st comics are 100% NOT canon. So why do people blindly believe Andrew is her dad, cause the novel? Literally Andrew would be a perfect idea to get people to stop wondering about El's bio dad. 
And if there's foreshadowing for later seasons in the comics/books- it's probably little eastereggs they were told to incorporate . But , regardless, how convenient a random-normal, de*d guy, with no plot relevance (who is never mentioned in the show) is supposed to be her bio dad. And make everyone stop wondering about El's dad. It certainly stopped people from asking questions about el's paternity- i'll give them that. I wouldn't even be surprised if adding Andrew was an intentional misdirect. EVEN I DON’T 100% BELIEVE IN THIS THEORY, but please stop using the st novel as proof against it cause ... like I said it’s the books/ comics don’t really seem canon at all. XD
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letmebegaytodd · 3 years
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i've hyperfixated on this character who hardly shows up and isn't even nice but he's lowkey stupid but like also ambitious and driven. most importantly he had potential but was underdeveloped. i think u can relate and though i never was into benny i offer my hand to u in support. do u accept.
yes of course. we are holding hands
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wyn-n-tonic · 2 years
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have you ever seen the show home economics? one of the main characters conner just SCREAMS benergy, like seems like a meat head but is actually really smart and nice, is lowkey a dumbass but at the end of the day is just trying to do the right thing. anyway, fictional character benny miller has taken over my life so much im relating other fictional characters to him
no, i've never heard of that show!
i've been reading loads lately and i just finished It Happened One Summer and the character Fox had MAJOR Benergy for me!
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onestowatch · 3 years
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St. Panther Is Aspiring For “Greatness” [Q&A]
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The idea of “Greatness” is at the core of Los Angeles artist St. Panther’s latest enthralling single. It is not a greatness satiated by tangible, momentary highs or copping the next drop, but one found by taking the time to celebrate oneself and the community around them. Released as a double single alongside “Places,” which slows things down to unveil another impressive side of St. Panther’s artistic vision, it’s little surprise then that “Greatness” plays out like a victory lap, measured by an effervescent bounce and nonchalant charm.
We had the chance to speak with St. Panther about their latest double release, taking the time to celebrate themselves, and the latinx artist who inspires them above all else. 
 Ones to Watch: Hi Hi, big fans, but if we weren’t already who is St. Panther?
St. Panther: Hi! St. Panther is a nonbinary Mexican/Colombian musician/producer/songwriter stationed in LA at the moment.
You have such a bold sound and personality. How is your artist self different from you the individual, if at all?
Thank you! Recently, I'm feeling less of a separation between the two. I'm not the kind of person where either hat comes off/my art feels like an identity apart from my core self. If I had to put a difference on them, I'd say my artistic identity is more extroverted and my personal identity is more lowkey, I'm in on weekends watching Gossip Girl.
What’s “Greatness” all about?
"Greatness" is about taking stock of your blessings and celebrating yourself, your community, and your life whenever you can. It's about being thankful for where you already are, and starting to resonate with our abundance from that perspective.
What’s “Places” all about?
"Places" is a little more loaded. The inspiration behind it speaks more from my own personal journey. This year, my music has seen so many blessings, and it's allowed me to remember where I came from. It's a bit of a "you wouldn't believe where I've been to get here" kind of song. And for those listening, for me it's all about giving them a place to go to relate this music to their own stories. For comfort, really. A lot of us have been places people wouldn't believe.
What made you pair them together? Is there any interwoven connection between the two?
The pairing actually came from combining the videos to both of these songs together. In "Greatness," you see my life now. In "Places", you see a bit of my life growing up. The theme of having them together is a bit of a before and after.
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We love Ricky Reed, what’s it like to work with him?
Ricky! I love him too. You know how Harry had Dumbledore? Ricky is a lot like that. A guiding force, a friend, but someone who genuinely brings the magic out of you. He has his own special way. The questions he asks, the things he seeks for in a song. We're always learning from each other.
Can we expect more of this sound in the future? Or are your influences too broad to be locked in?
I think we can count on my music staying explorative, always. But more of these last two sounds I just gave? There's tons of, and I can't wait to share even more.
What else should we be on the lookout for?
Have a music video for "Places" coming in a couple of weeks. I'll be in two songs on the new Benny Sings Beat Tape II project out in December. More on a movie I'm scoring/a show I'm excited to have my music featured on soon! Top secret for now..
Outside of music, what inspires you?
Right now, a lot in my personal life is changing, and at first it was a little daunting, but I'm drawing a lot of inspiration from it recently.
Who is your One to Watch?
To me, Arca does no wrong. As a latinx musician, I'm just so excited that the boundaries of the music coming from our cultures are being broken and what was once conventional for a latinx artist is now being completely reinvented through artists like Arca.
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fudgetunblr · 5 years
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Stranger Things 3: a Character Analysis
Eleven: Her new style is half clown, half edgy teen in the 2010s that was born in “the wrong generation.” Highkey looks like Screech from Saved by the Bell. A lil shit who’s super badass. We loove.
Will: seriously, GIVE. HIM. A. BREAK! HE JUST WANTS TO PLAY D&D WITH HIS FRIENDS, IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK FOR??? Lowkey could be gay thoo. They dress him like he’s still season 1 Will, even though Noah has grown and looks like... WAAY too old to pull anything of that off. it’s like he’s a fourteen year old cosplaying as a nine-year-old. Will the wise™. Made me cry like a lil punk. 
Mike: a lil shit 2.0. No, his hair is not nice. Took (1) scolding for him to not meet El. I ain’t calling him weak.. I’m just calling him weak. In love™. A dick to his mum. Has lied (1) once. Friends Boyfriends don’t lie
Dustin: Has a girlfriend because fuck u. Sings duett with said girlfriend for... reasons ????? A genius™. Steve’s favorite ™.
Lucas: Has had the same haircut for three seasons. Has been dumped 5 times™. Gives shitty advice.
Max: Gives slightly less shitty advice. Friend goals™. She was a skater girl, she said see you later boy. El’s Sensei™
Hopper: a snacc™. “Oh, fuck- I can’t believe you’ve done this”. Seriously, I’m about to kick some ass... R.I.P to the real MVP and the only valid character right now.
Joyce: I’m 99% sure the writers hate her because they seriously kill every single guy she ever dates or at the very least makes him an asshole. The real Nancy Drew. 
Murray: love doctor™. [does anyone get a little bit of a gay vibe]
Steve: has won (1) fight™. Has fought Russians™. Daddy™. Hair™. an Ally™. will give away your identity to communists if drugged or possibly if asked nicely.   Is not going to college and cannot score and that’s what you missed on: GLEE! 
Billy: Duffer Brothers after season 2: “we’re not giving Billy a redemption arc”, Duffer Brothers in season 3: “hey, wouldn’t it be funny to give Billy character depth, a backstory, motives for why he acts so evil, have him show genuine emotion towards Max and have her care back, just to kill him off. HAHAHA, yeah, let’s do that!!” 
alt. “She put you on the map” “as a seducer of the elderly.”
Nancy: Hair™. “I’m a bad bitch, you can’t kill me!”
Jonathan: has apparently won a fight against Steve. Honestly, his main role this season was to be the guy who yelled “LIGHTS!” and to follow along in Nancy’s shadows because the Queen stole the damn show from him
Alexei: a bean who deserved better. The Barb/Benny/Bob of this season. 
Erica: a queen in her own right. Nerd™. The new face of Capitalism. So like ??? the future of America™??? Future D&D player. “I like how people sometimes say I’m four, five- I’M TEN, SO STFU!”
Barb/Bob: Still manages to appear. 
Heather: present
Robin: The gay character we’ve been waiting for, didn’t expect, didn’t deserve, but has still been gifted to us. It’s safe to say that I love her and although I’ve only known her for like a day, if something were to happen to her you’d be sorry. Wing Woman goals. 
Keith/Mr. Clarke: Five minutes of screen-time. 
Tom: Larry Murphy before the events of Dear Evan Hansen. 
Mrs Wheeler: you can talk to her™
Mr Wheeler: the best character™ no question about it. Relatable as heck and steals every scene he’s in. 
Suzie: here to remind you that Gaten used to be on Broadway. as well as Sadie and Caleb. Mormon™
Mrs. Henderson: “MaYBe THey foRGoT”
Mayor Guy: if Capitalism was a person(™?)
Mind Flayer: Alexa, play STFU by Filthy Frank 
Other characters that I haven’t mentioned: valid, but I’m tired 
BONUS!!!
Music: On point™
Squads:
The boys™: "What’s better than this? Guys being dudes” 
Scoops Troop: “when will you learn? when will you learn!?!?! THAT YOUR ACTIONS HAVE CONSEQUENCES!!!!!
Griswold Family: All the normal shit like romance and friendship belongs here. Mindflayer... nah. We’re gonna plot how we’re winning our partners back instead of, gee, idk, TALKING TO THEM !!!  
The Adults™: We’re the Millers, but they’re all adults. 
Mum’s not present: still valid
Mum’s at the pool: IT’S TIME TO STOP !!! 
Erica & Co: lil shits™
Max & Elven: Alexa, play Girl just wanna have fun by Cindy Lauper 
Ships: 
Jopper: Russin Ballad™
Mileven: three inches™
Mucas: will break up 5 times and then get back together.
Byler: wE’Re NoT KIdS ANYmoRE 
Harringrove: at least Steve didn’t get a girlfriend 
Jancy: Sherlock and John alt. Bonnie and Clyde. 
Suzie x Dustin: Will sing weird awkward duet together anf have corny pet names™
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nastasyafilippovnas · 3 years
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For the salty ask: 2, 5 ,7
thanks for asking! <3
2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP? Hmm, maybe Midge and Susie from The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel? I kinda agree that Susie has an unrequited crush on Midge but they work better as friends imo. Oh, and Beth and Benny from The Queen's Gambit, sorry, no chemistry there. 
5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you? sethk-te (from dusk till dawn) and k-thony, lmao. i swear I don't have a problem with characters named kate! In relation to sethk-te, there are things about the ship itself I don't enjoy (and I don't think they had much chemistry tbh), but I could've lowkey shipped if the fandom wasn't so annoying. And k-thony, I don't think I need to explain, but knowing your ship is endgame and still being so insecure you need to spill hate towards anyone who ships anything else? And the very much historical prejudice they have against Siena, the elitism from most of "the reasons why Siena and Anthony would never work", yeah, that all made sure I could never enjoy them and they haven't even had a scene together! It's sad.
7. Is there anything you used to like but can’t stand now? I guess marvel in general? I was never the biggest fan, but I did enjoy reading the fics a lot (and might still re-read old ones or new ones from my favorite fic writers), but I don't think I'm ever watching a movie/tv show again. It's just...oversaturated. 
salty asks list
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sapphosboy · 3 years
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I’m emotional. Seriously, thank you so much so for sending fandom asks!! I LOVE doing these!!!
the first character i ever fell in love with: Bela Tablot (SHE’S JUST SO ATTRACTIVE!!)
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a character that i used to love/like, but now do not: Lucifer. I thought he was perfectly haunting and manipulative at the beginning. I didn’t like him obviously but I thought he was a wonderful villain. Then they just ruined it, they kept using him over & over & made him just...annoying. (Also screw Mark P)
my ultimate favorite character™: CASTIEL
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prettiest character: Meg (well, she’s more sexy than pretty but... damnnnnn I am very attracted to her)
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my most hated character: JOHN WINCHESTER
my OTP: Destiel
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my NOTP: any two characters that are related
favorite episode: either 6.20 (The Man Who Would Be King) or 12.10 (Lily Sunder has some regrets)
saddest death: Cas, Charlie, Jo, Ellen, Jack, and Rowena (all of those made me BAWL. Also I got SUPER emotional when they confirmed that Benny was dead. I was really hoping he had somehow made it. I would’ve have said Eileen but her death was done in such an insulting way that I was really angry first and then I was sad)
my ‘beautiful cinnamon roll who deserves better than this’ fave: (basically all of them, Charlie and Kevin especially) but the two who occupy my brain 24/7 Dean and Cas :,(
my ‘this ship is wrong, nasty, and makes me want to cleanse my soul, but i still love it’ ship: Meg and any female character. (Don’t judge me, I am a SIMP for Meg 2.0’s voice and style)
my ‘they’re kind of cute, and i lowkey ship them, but i’m not too invested’ ship: Donna and Jody (I would have said Michael and Adam but I’m kinda am invested in them lol)
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Czech Republic brings their language back to Rotterdam 2021
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Reviews coming in a little too into rehearsal period? Honestly don’t care, I’m happy I have caught on with quite the speed right now (only to lose it soon after I guess), because the last two actually came out on two days in a row, hah! Up next is Czech Republic to be talked about, let’s go.
ARTIST & ENTRY INFO
Joining the trend of Czech-Men-Surprisingly-Looking-Like-How-They-Are-In-Their-30s, here comes one Ben da Silva Cristóvão (aka Ben Cristovao, aka Benny Cristo), and his Angolan father explains why is his original surname so funkily Portuguese. Mans went to the finals of the Czechoslovakian version of Pop Idol in the same year Czech Republic finished with 0 in the semifinal and ended their Eurovision career for a brief moment in time (thanks for the fact linkage, Euromovidas). Since then he has quite significantly exploded in their music scene, releasing material after material, performing as a supporting act to Mr. Worldwide himself, and doing all kinds of concerts back in the day. Most of his material is in Czech, so like for TIX, Eurovision is an opportunity for him to present himself better in English, somehow.
As his Eurovision entry, “Omaga”, is MOSTLY in English. Until the miracle strikes and you hear two lines in Czech - that is right, Czech Republic having lines in Czech on their entry is a miracle in the regard that we last heard Czech Republic sing in Czech on their very debut in 2007, when the entire song was in that language. It did not give them fruitful results, but that’s not language’s fault. Now say what you will about 2021 having had that potential to kill languages that we have heard in 2020 (Slovenian, Amharic...), but 2021 is quite the greater kind of thing in that regard that we have, because of Czech Republic and the entry I’ll write a writeup for next, Denmark. "Omaga” is a clubby-ish pop song with guitar influences, something that Benny himself has never really done before stylistically, because from his repertoir, he does kinda have something somewhat laidback and toned down more than those upbeat energetic kinda stuffs, but if that is not usually his style, then he has got to be a master of many styles, lol. Lyrics are about a man wanting to woo some girl who is tired of his stupid things but she really makes him happy and he is stunned by her beauty so much he can’t help but go “omaga” “oh my God” at her constantly. Benny did that one thing about “Kemama” to “Omaga”, which is simplifying an otherwise already easy-ish phrase into a somewhat made up but catchy word (in “Kemama”’s case it was something along the lines of “OK mama”), but does that matter in the end? It’s the music that does, in this case.
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And in this case the music is reeeeeaaaaally THAT good.
It’s an instant turn on, if not from the lowkey minuscule-tropical beginning, then it gets going from the verses on, which features some insane catchy bass chops(?) and engaging fast singing from Benny.
I also love how differently does he sing the second and third choruses from the first one, like, he goes higher on some words (“happy you’re here” and “beautiful”), and the post-chorus chorus?? The repetition of “oooooh-my-GOOOOD, oh my Gooood” is just working me the right way?????
And the Czech lines are pure magic. Whenever I hear them, my mood is made, the time feels like it freezes, I just feel smitten by the fact that it exists. Now will it be the first entry with Czech lyrics to make it? I dunno, you decide, and I trust you, even if foolishly.
I don’t know what is it with these lyrics and what was it with “Kemama”, but it’s one of those songs dying to be turned into a dance sensation, like, a song viral on TikTok thanks to a dance challenge. You can make so many simplistic moves to whatever he’s singing.
Also the music video is pretty fantastic. Full of movie references I both recognize on spot, and don’t! For instance, this is also a movie reference, and also I’ve seen this piece of music video clip material as a ČT exclusive backstage preview of whatever they were filming for Benny.
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this is very relatable. whole world IS crazy
Literally quite a lot of things in the song are perfect, and so are about the rest of my top 5, maybe even top 6. Switzerland has a great second pre-chorus among many moments, Malta has a perfect combination of the chaos within itself, San Marino is a fantastic pop song with a cool little feature verse, Italy has THAT bridge, Lithuania has the unexpected good vibes. Czech Republic is just perfect for me for the most part, without a specific moment, because there are a lot of specific moments. Good vibes all around.
Though at first I thought he was singing “you’ve been hung too long, I’ve been hung too long” (it’s “home” instead in these words). *-* doesn’t help that the “why don’t you let me have it” line sounds like Benny’s asking for sexual favours that are constantly rejected against his favour. Go simp somewhere else :P
Approval factor: SAY YES SAY YES SAY YES (- Ben & Tan) Follow-up factor: Stellar! ČT had to give up their future televised NF project due to drop outs of their previous HoD for 2020, but even then, his good pals are making sure that Czech still retain a really good maintained interest in Eurovision with their songs and all. And they gave up the NF itself to have Benny Cristo to participate for the second year in a row, with an internal song, and all is fine and dandy. “Kemama” and “Omaga” are two kickass songs in a row. Qualification factor: I really want to be optimistic about the chances of this guy. I really do. I just really want to shrug off the deadpan reactions from the press center that he was constantly getting. But what if there is no hope, and his rather lackluster looking performances are what we getting live. The visuals don’t please me a lot, with the wide shots towards the arena and not much more focus on Benny, and I would absolutely hope he’s gonna do well vocally... but... I was at first really sure he would, because he’s energetic and electrifying. Now? Might be swallowed over the competition + hopeless-ish acts performing way better than him on the night + he’s on 3rd, and while Manizha will escape that, Benny could get sadly torpedoed. Hope it’s not the case :(
INTERNAL CORNER
There were some nice moments to talk about, but they’re mostly few and far in between, BUT there was this one livestream that stood out to me in a weird way - ESCZ, the thing that is in charge of Czech Republic’s Eurovision ordeals ever since like 2018, had an Instagram livestream with Benny to talk about his Eurovision related details, that among 3 songs shortlisted they’ve chosen one, that some sort of a preview will allow a singles only early peek into the entry, and so on.
There’s also this, which made me think that Omaga’s certainly qualifying.
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Just... wow. And the last higher notes he’ll certainly attempt to pull off in Rotterdam as seen in rehearsals, so I cross my fingers nothing goes awry with that.
ANY LAST WORDS?
Please Eurovision Gods, for the love of Verka and Conchita and whoever else, GIVE THIS SONG A QUALIFICATION. During the season the Czech Republic managed to slide into my top 3 and take that 3rd place spot from San Marino (yeah San Marino in my top 3 who’d’ve thought??), and that alone tells me that it is such a good song, and one of those that would seriously break me if I lost it in the semis. Please. Don’t let Benny flop. He doesn’t deserve that. Not even an ounce of that.
Or else he’ll come to haunt your nightmares after the night of the semi like this
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kingvrys · 4 years
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the queen's gambit! (i accidentally clicked on 'unfollow' while trying to go to your inbox rip)
haha i was wondering abt the random refollow, thanks for asking though <3
favourite male: benny! he’s got some attitude but he’s a Good Lad and his goth cowboy aesthetic is 11/10
favourite female: beth. not sure i have to explain myself here
favourite pairing: if i had to pick probably beth x benny? i really do love a good rivalry-fuelled relationship, but i liked how most of beth’s relationships incorporated different dynamics that weren’t JUST sexual/romantic, and didn’t ship her with anyone super hard
least favourite character: beth’s stepdad, whatever his name was
who’s most like me: the old gifted child in me relates a bit to all of them?? i can relate to beth having a Not So Great childhood, as well as alma being initially unhappy or ‘stuck’ in her situation and just wanting to live a little and be a good parent :’) also her potential to have been a pianist but not being able to bc of stage fright; being a performer is lowkey something i’ve always wanted and although i get minimal stage fright, i feel like it’s such a far fetched goal
most attractive: beth or borgov - on top of being gorgeous beth’s wardrobe in the show is literally?? immaculate??? borgov’s whole ‘stoic russian businessman’ vibe is just ✨ neat ✨ plus they’re both incredibly smart and the best at what they do which is The Goal
three more characters i like: alma, jolene, townes!
give me a series and i’ll tell you...
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i'm curious in your au how did the apocalypse happen/come to be? also which of your ocs do you relate to the most and why?!
A solar flare that knocked out all electricity on the earth and then it all went down hill from there lol I dont think I planned out how long it was but that story takes place two years after it happened. I'm terrified of space so thats like the scariest thing I could think of.
All of them! From my lowkey interest, past traumas, queerness, and odd ball obsessions they all have small pieces of me! Benny is probably the one I projected on the most tho lol
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[1/4]I think het erasure post was a terrible name, however I mostly agree with what was said because it was aimed to part of the SPN fandom. I believe people want and will ship a ship in the way that pleases themselves and its great. Like go on, draw something, write a fic, a poem, connect with other people who enjoy the same ship. Possibilities are endless in fandom. But Imo, ships are fandom related and as such they should stay in fandom being Destiel, wincest or smaller tropes like Sastiel,
[2/4]Dean/OG Jo, Dean/Benny…I believe that the post was aimed to the radical Destiel shippers who try to harass Jensen and writers to go canon with it. We saw how much they try to make it canon to the point of creating narratives like Jensen is homophobic which blows my mind, I mean, he could be one behind closed doors, but I highly doubt it. I am not talking about the majority but We’ve seen a few of those shippers stalking, harassing, doxxing other fans because they were either on the wincest
[3/4] or just defending Jensen when he says that destiel is not CANON. He never said it wasn’t right or people shouldn’t ship it, he just confirmed is not CANON. Plus looking at the bigger picture here, these extremist shippers are helping to perpetuate the Toxic Masculinity stereotype. How so? They say that Dean is bi/gay because he wears such and such colors, has a crush on a male fictional character, cries, wears jewellery, shows vulnerability among other things that
[4/4] are not related to attraction or who he has sex/ romantic relationships with, they are keeping the status quo notion that being a ‘real mean’ means doing exactly the opposite in order to affirm their ‘maleness’ and any other behavior is not accepted. This people interact with men, raise their sons with this mindset but go on SM to complain about toxic masculinity. See the paradox here? It does not make sense in my head, you know? Sorry for the long asks, but there’s my two cents about it
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Yea shippers that, like, bully ppl that work on the show or wtvr thru twitter go too far imo lol, but i think it's ok to talk or ask q's about ships to actors at cons, like idk why that would be so earth shattering . Its kinda a big ship, they should expect to be asked q's about it tbh. Idk if ppl wanna think it's canon to them, then that's ok by me, like, lowkey who cares imo, bcos it's mostly just stan twtr talk ya know? And imo the show deff lowkey throws in subtext destiel to keep them watching and guessing. So it's kinda their fault anyway.
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Daughter of the Village Chief// H.H. x Female Reader Pt. 1
Warnings (throughout story): Slight mentions of sexual things, sexual misconduct, rape, and cuss words.
Wow so lowkey this is kinda bad and there’s not a lot of Harry in this right now but this is more of a intro chapter and a setting up the story chapter to what’s to come! If anything confuses you feel free to dm me. I also take requests so please feel free to ask as well :)
Summary: Being the daughter of Moana did have its perks from time to time. The ocean who once was a friend of hers had now grown to be a friend of yours and you wouldn’t have known what you would’ve done without it. However one day might come to pass where you will need to know the truth about your past. The real truth. Because all though you had been swimming with the ocean and talking to tefiti all your life, being at auradon was about to change everything and bring the biggest twist to your life, that your mom might not even be your mom and that a certain pirate was soon to be someone to love and not to hate.
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“28.... 29..... 30!”
Suddenly light, light everywhere as you took your hands off your eyes and took in all the sights to see.
You were currently in a game of hide and seek with your favorite friend, the ocean.
“Hmmmm I wonder where you went ocean....” you began, sarcastically looking around. “Maybe..... there! Got you!”
Pointing at the water, suddenly the ocean seemed to rise up and nod in response. You laughed at the body of water, clearly it having no where else to hide every time so you were always destined to win.
“Alright how about best 50 outa 100?” You asked, tying up your H/C locks up.
“Yeah I don’t think so little one”
You froze at the voice already knowing who it was.
“Hey Uncle Maui! I was just about to go to bed I swear but isn’t the sunset just so beautiful? haha...”
You tried so hard to stall your time but your Uncle always could see through just like he could with your mom.
“I’m sorry Y/N,” he began. “You have a big day tomorrow remember, first day at a great school with great new people! Better than being stuck on this small little island village for the rest of your life! Now come on, you need to be in bed right now so you can wake up early tomorrow and wish everyone bye.”
The new school he was talking about was in a kingdom called Auradon, meaning that the school was obviously fit to be called “Auradon Prep” run by a King named Rolland and his wife. You wanted so desperately not to go, you weren’t a princess or elegant at all! You were adventurous, outspoken and the daughter of the village Chieftess, yet you would have to fake a smile and go anyway to please your mother and make the village proud.
You sighed and bid the ocean goodnight returning to your cot and resting for the next day.
When the morning did come you made sure to wake up extra early to do all your favorite things on the island for a final time. You helped Hei Hei escape a crazy cook, played tag with Pua, hide and seek with the ocean, and had a lovely girl talk with Tefiti to whom you poured your heart and soul out to.
It was soon time to leave and You hugged your mother tightly, tears pouring down your cheeks. You really would miss the island, a friend as much as the ocean and much more, a home.
Saying your goodbyes to everyone, a black limo then pulled up, the royal car to Auradon. Out stepped a young boy, no older than you, who looked to be about fourteen or fifteen. He smiled a bright smile at you, the creases of his eyes going up in the process.
“Hello I’m Ben!” He exclaimed. “I’m the soon to be future king of Auradon. It was my idea to invite you to join our school, I’m trying to branch out to more students from around the world and you just happen to be the first person I chose! I’m really glad you’re joining us and I hope we can get to know each other some more and become good friends!”
He stuck his hand out for you to shake smiling all the while long. Shy and like a small child, you hid behind your mother slightly peering over at him. You couldn’t help but stare into his eyes. You saw something in them, almost longing, as if in for a friend. You swallowed any ounce of fear you had and walked forward towards him grabbing his hand and watching his smile somehow increase even more.
“I’m Y/N. I hope we can become good friends too.”
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About three to four years later and here you were. A young woman, sprawled all over her bed, studying for a stupid final that was going to kill her.
“Ughhhhhh” you groaned out in frustration.
“Come on Y/N it’s really not that hard I promise!” said your roommate of almost three years now Lonnie. She was a beautiful girl and was one of your closest friends. Being the daughter of Mulan gave her excellent agility and intelligence as well.
“I know it’s not but it’s just... UGHHH!!!” You screeched in annoyance and anger at the problem on the paper.
“Knockity Knockity! How are my favorite princesses doing?” you heard a voice say, looking up at the doorframe to see it was only the new king and your first ever friend, Ben.
“Ok one im not your favorite princess for sure, and two Y/N is the daughter of the Chieftess! Not a princess.” Said Lonnie knowing how annoyed you’d get whenever someone confused the two.
You slowly perked up from the bed at the sight of Ben. You never got to see your best friend due to all of the new duties he had and all the new students he had to deal with.
“Ah Mr. Bennie Boo! How can we help you?” You said teasing him with the nickname his ex Audrey used to call him and his current girlfriend Mal, who kept it alive.
“Haha funny” he began, “hey I actually wanted to ask you a personal question Y/N/N...”
“Oh sure! Of course! Lonnie can you give us a sec?” You asked your brunette friend with apologetic eyes. She simply nodded and smiled leaving, probably going to find her crush Jay and talk with him more.
Ben took a seat next to you on your bed and suddenly became serious.
“Y/N... it’s about Mal. Something has been off with her lately and I don’t know what! I’m asking you because she seems to trust you a lot and tell you everything and I just need to know what’s happening... am I doing something wrong? Is she not happy with me?”
It was true, you and the VK kids had gotten very close when they arrived at Auradon. At first they seemed to hate everyone but because you guys could relate very well with both feeling new to the place and since you weren’t so girly they eventually almost took you in as a VK yourself.
You assured Ben it was nothing and told him to give Mal some space. Yes you knew what she was going through but couldn’t just give away all her secrets to him and betray her trust. You just told him she was going through things and needed to think alone.
He sadly smiled but agreed with your advice, talking a bit more about how life had been treating both of you before he had to return to more kingly duties that awaited him.
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About two hours later and you were still having no luck in studying for the stupid final that awaited you. Because Lonnie had decided to bring Jay to your shared room to talk and giggle, rather loudly might you add, you simply moved your self to Mal and Evies room thankful no one was there so there would be silence.
Yet not even two minutes after you got there Carlos arrived with duke in tow ready to chill and play around with the dog. When you had first met the VKs you had to admit you had an adorable little crush on him but now... now it was so much more. You began twisting your hair around your finger from the ponytail it was in nervously but tried to remain calm none the less.
“C-Carlos” you began, “as amazing as you are and as much as I love duke I’m really trying to study! Do you think you and duke could possibly play at the park?” It hurt to ask that as the truth was you really didn’t want him to leave but you just needed to study. Little did you know it hurt him a bit too.
“Sorry, I promise to be a good boy and listen to you ahaha” he said getting ready to leave but coming over for a hug before he did so.
“Atta boy! Good boy!” You said playfully giving him a hug and a nice, gentle rub on his head. This definitely earned a small content sigh from the boy but he simply played it off as nothing more.
“I’ll see ya later Y/N/N!” he exclaimed now happy and ready to play with duke. You chucked to yourself and prepared to continue studying when not even ten seconds later Mal came bursting in hyperventilating.
“FUCK STUDYING ITS NEVER GONNA GOSH DARN HAPPEN!!” you swore frustrated at this point but then immediately softened as you saw one of the closest friends you had here burst down in tears. You immediately ran to her side and engulfed her into a hug which she returned sobbing all the way.
“Mal, Mal! Girl are you ok?! What’s wrong? What happened!?!” You asked bombarding her with multiple questions.
“I don’t belong here” she sobbed. “I just wish I could go back to the isle, I can’t be the perfect princess they want me to be...”
you knew you shouldn’t have said it but you were desperate to make your friend happy. You’d do anything to see her smile... even if it meant it could hurt Ben in the process...
“I can take you there... follow me”
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And now you were here, at the edge of Auradon overlooking the sea and the isle of the lost sitting on it.
“How are we supposed to get there? This is stupid Y/N.... you don’t have any transportation at all, any magic, nothing! We’re just standing here on the sand and it’s itchy and cold!!! Why did I ever agree to this....” Mal ranted upset and over the whole situation already.
“You’re right I don’t have a vehicle, I don’t have magic, or pixie dust, or a mermaid tail or nothing. I’m an ordinary person. But I do have one thing. I have an old friend...” you stated, satisfied with your answer and began walking towards the water. Mal rolled her eyes thinking you had completely lost it, waiting for your feet to hit the water when suddenly they didn’t and you were walking further and further out and the water around you was retracting more and more.
“Woah....” she gasped amazed at what was happening to her friend.
“Hey... long time no see huh?” You said meekly at the walls of water surrounding you. A mass of water rose higher above you, getting close enough to where you could feel drops on your face, and it nodded.
“Ocean... I know I haven’t spoken to you in a while and I miss the island and you and Tefiti and Mom and Maui and...” you stopped, realizing you were ranting and paused for a bit before continuing. “I need you to help me and a friend cross. We need to get to the isle. I know you might feel forgotten for all the years I never spoke to you but I really need this old friend... I always thought about you and really have wanted to talk! I just haven’t had so much time but I love you and I need this... I promise... once it’s all over I’ll come back and we can play hide and seek like the good old days haha...” you finished with teary eyes and a hopeful smile.
Mal watched in amusement at the sentimental scene playing before her. The mass of water inched closer to you and sucked up your
H/C locks into a swirl of water as if to playfully tease you. You giggled and took that as a “yes” and an “I forgive you” urging Mal to edge near so you both could cross.
After introducing the two you had made it closer to the isle and one more step closer to Mal’s happiness. What you didn’t know however was it was also one step closer to revealing who you truly were.
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As you were wandering on the shore of the Isle with Mal you began to discuss more of a plan to everything. After bidding farewell to the ocean you both would go to dizzy tremaine’s salon and give Mal a new doo and you some new “blending in” clothes. It was really the only way to not stand out in the giant crowd of thieves and beggars.
When you had finally arrived at the place Mal shared a long over due reunion with the little girl and introduced you to her. She was quite kind to you despite it being the isle and gave you a bunch of leather outfits covered in spikes to make you fit in more. To add a finishing touch she let your hair down, letting some natural curls fall all around you. You thanked her thousands and told Mal you were going to go out and explore to which she warned you to be careful and then let you leave.
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Among many annoying sketchy shops you came across while wandering the isle you found something that drew you to it. A voodoo shop. One that could tell things about you that you didn’t even know.
You couldn’t understand why but next thing you knew you were walking inside the green door to the very sketchy shop. As you looked around you saw a very young girl who looked about dizzys age. Once she saw you a smile spread to her face.
“Hello miss! Step right up! Have a seat! I can tell you things you’ve needed to know your whole life” she said with a gleam in her eye. And so you did. You sat in the seat at the red clothed table and watched her intently.
“Pick a card any card!” She exclaimed. “You can’t see the card but I will. I’ll read whatever facts are on the card about your life.” You knew there was no way any of this could be true but you just simply nodded and picked a random card anyway.
“Well miss lets see... Definitely not a princess but definitely not a VK either so more in the middle. Daughter of a Chieftess I’m guessing huh?” She asked. You nodded again.
“Well” she continued, “you like the water and the ocean is a friend of yours. You are really close friends with a certain group of VKs and a certain King may I add. and.... woah! What do we have here! Some family history and drama!”
“W-what? What is it?” You began more curious and curious to know what could possibly be wrong with your family.
“Honey have you ever asked about your father?”
“N-no” you responded. You had always wondered about that. Your mother never seemed like the type to settle down or fall for a guy but yet you were still here somehow.
“Honey I hate to break it to you,” she started. “But your mother isn’t your mother. Your real mother had you and couldn’t keep you and so she tossed you in a basket into the sea. The ocean washed you up on the shore of the island of your mother and that’s where your mother adopted and raised you.”
“W-what!?? But then... who are my real parents! What happened what....” you couldn’t think straight, your mind was a mess of thoughts.
“You’re mother was a kind soul. A Native American named tiger lily born and raised on Neverland. She was a daughter of a great chief as well and fell greatly in love with a man. Eventually this man broke her heart and left her for another girl leaving your mother devastated. When he finally wanted to have some fun again he... I’m so sorry.... he raped your mother and created you... Tiger lily in fear that he would find you and hurt you sent you away to where the ocean saved you.”
You could not breathe! Everything was getting tighter but you just had to know one more thing.
“Who... who was the man?”
“They call him.... Peter Pan.” And with that you were out. You slammed some money on the counter and ran, running as far as you could away from everything. Tears began to spill down your cheeks, the world feeling all too small. You despised your father.. how could he? And how could your mother never tell you? What was happening?!??
You were so focused on every new thought swimming in your head you didn’t notice someone was walking in front of you and you crashed right into them.
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