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#let the shenanigans begin!
tiger-music · 1 year
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So I'm a Wisconsin resident and I was just on my way to the checkout minding my business when I see this fucking thing and I just-
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You can not tell me that Vladimir 'Tried to buy the Packers several times unsuccessfully' Masters would not have this. And I'm staring at this stupid novelty game in the middle of Walmart already thinking of fic ideas involving said stupid novelty game.
Did I buy it? No, because I was with my Adult™ & I could not justify buying it. Do I regret it? Yes, solely for the meme potential this could have had. Do I blame the dc x dp tag for the absolute brainrot that has consumed me to want a stupid boardgame that I have no reason to have because I have no one to play it with? Also yes.
Which brings me to my ideas! Horrible, should never see the light of day ideas because they're stupid but I can't get them to leavee alone so now othersust suffer with me.
Would Vlad just happen to have it along with all his other novelty shit or would someone have given it to him? If it's the latter, who? Anyone from team Phantom would give it to him solely to rub in his face that he'll never have anyone to play it with because he's a lonely, old fruitloop. Jack would get it for him so they could bond or something.
And I got a scene. I got a scene that if someone draws, I don't know what I'll do, probably cry cause oh my gods
Vlad (+team Phantom) vs. Bruce (+batclan). Both sides need to prove something (I have no clue what it , it's up to your imagination) and for some reason they thought monopoly would be the best way to prove it. And the absolute crack potential this has makes me giggle.
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❛ We’re married ❜  ✗ steve & eddie 「 meme 」
STEVE   WOKE   WITH   A   POUNDING   HEADACHE.   His   mouth   felt   like   he   had   been   sucking   on   cotton   all   night,   and   the   sheets   against   his   cheek   were   not   the   high   thread   count   he   was   used   to   in   his   own   bed.   These   were   scratchy   and   smelled   of   cheap   detergent.   He   groaned   as   he   realized   there   was   a   line   of   dried   saliva   on   his   cheek.   Jesus   Christ,   had   he   been   drooling?   How   drunk   had   he   been   that   he'd   drooled   in   his   sleep?   Come   to   think   of   it,   he   didn't   even   know   exactly   where   he   was.   The   last   thing   he   remembered   is   that   him,   Eddie,   and   a   couple   other   guys   from   college   were   walking   down   the   Vegas   strip   and   then...not   much   else.   There   were   flashes   of   memory   but   none   of   them   consistent   enough   for   Steve   to   put   together   a   whole   picture.   
He   buried   his   face   into   the   mattress   for   a   moment   and   groaned   again   before   attempting   to   sit   up.   The   motion   made   his   head   swim   and   he   quickly   laid   back   down.   Fuck,   he   needed   about   ten   ibuprofen   and   a   bottle   of   water   stat.   
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It   took   several   more   moments   before   he   finally   sat   up   and   looked   around.   He   was   in   a   hotel   room.   Okay,   that   wasn't   so   surprising.   Then   he   realized   he   was   wearing   absolutely   nothing   at   all,   and   only   the   sheet   over   his   waist   was   covering   his   goods.   ❝   Okay,   what   the   fuck?   ❞   he   said,   his   voice   hoarse.   He   brought   a   hand   up   and   rubbed   it   down   his   face,   and   that's   when   he   noticed   something   on   his   ring   finger   that   hadn't   been   there   the   night   before.   
Steve   froze,   then   slowly   dragged   his   hand   from   his   face   to   find   exactly   what   he   was   so   very   hoping   he   wasn't   going   to   find.   Right   there,   circling   his   left   ring   finger,   was   a   silver   band.   ❝   Oh,   ❞   he   whispered,   shocked.   ❝   Oh   no...❞
We're   married.   Brown   eyes   shot   up   to   the   voice,   and   he   found   @shatterxdsouls​    leaning   against   the   dresser   of   the   hotel   room,   arms   crossed   over   his   bare   chest.   No,   he   couldn't   have   said   that.   No   way.   Steve   wouldn't   have   gotten   so   plastered   that   he   married   someone.   
He   looked   up   at   his   friend   in   horror.   The   ring   felt   like   it   was   burning   his   skin.   ❝   No   fucking   way.   No   fucking   way!   ❞
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thatkoiboi · 8 months
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Sleepovers with April are the best! ...and normally accidental-
omg also i binge read dandy's "i may be invisible, but i still look good" and the reference is random but i needed it cause it was funny in the fic and references are my data collection-
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hypnotic-kink · 3 months
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TGIF ! Gonna be a fun weekend! Hope yours is awesome too!
Please do not steal my pic for other platforms. Thank you!
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aromacaque · 10 months
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you want to analyze a cartoon that is something children can watch? ok here's the first and most important lesson ever.
have you ever heard of "suspension of disbelief?"
ok. next step. do you know what an unreliable narrator is and can you separate the character's perspective and opinions from the writers? because i promise you that the beliefs of the main character do not always reflect the writers and the point of analyzing media is to dissect that.
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lilacthebooklover · 3 months
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here's hoping canon doesn't end up shipping any of the fallen heroes with each other because i've already built up an entire found family sibling dynamic for their past selves inside of my head. eternal sugar's the youngest, mystic flour the oldest (shadow milk may seem like the leader atm but his middle child energy is THERE). silent salt takes on the responsibility of keeping the group out of trouble (it's tricky, but they've grown accustomed to their friends' antics). burning spice declares themselves the others' biggest protector (they will throw hands with anyone who so much as glances at their siblings friends the wrong way). eternal sugar & shadow milk are so good at making everyone smile and laugh but also they're absolute gremlins who can and will start a ridiculously extreme prank war on a whim (shadow is not subtle in the slightest and cackles at the top of his lungs, sugar plays innocent while sporting the most devious smirks known to cookiekind). mystic flour is like a mentor to the younger four, the glue that holds them together and the light that guides them towards staying on the right track. spice & shadow regularly fight each other on and off their training grounds as a weird way to show affection, flour & salt pretend to be exasperated but find it endearing, they all value each other so much and share a house together while still protecting earthbread. they're entirely platonic and entirely family and until their soul jam corrupts, they care about each other more than anything <33
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cars are on fire in this shinee world...
loosely based on this post
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transparentdreamruins · 10 months
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Men in Kilts S2
Ready for a road trip? Sam & Graham in New Zealand. It's going to be a blast 😄 Aug 11th is almost here!
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newkatzkafe2023 · 5 months
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Wukong Verse Incorrect quotes #1 Chairs 💺
(Y/N): ok their are 7 chairs and 10 people what do you do?
Lmk wukong: the most important ones can sit
Hero is back wukong: make everyone stand
Monkey king Netflix wukong: bring 3 more chairs 💺
monkey king reborn wukong: kill 3
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Feel Free to Reblog😁👍
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//;- Wonder how all of Hell would react if they found out the King is Single and thinking about joining the dating game again .
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Happy February everyone, Todd "Secret Romantic" Brotzman will go on for hours about how Valentine's Day is about capitalist corporate greed but he will also show up at 7pm with a dozen roses and reservations at a candlelit restaurant, and Dirk "Secret Not-So-Romantic" Gently will make eyes over every pink teddy bear in the store but then forget the date.
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interxstitial · 28 days
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— starter for @adorajpg ! »
there's upheaval in the studio. fifteen kids between the ages of five and seven raising their hands to be picked while simultaneously yelling over each other, all sharing the same goal: convince mr. micah to dance in the upcoming showcase. they still have a couple months 'til the event, which is plenty of time for the special guest to fine-tune his arabesques and pas de chats. half of the kids surround micah; the other half goes to jiwon to further plead their case. their enthusiasm tugs hard at his heartstrings, and jiwon is powerless to deny them. as their teacher, after all, it's his responsibility to nurture such passion.
"they're right," he speaks up, bringing the ruckus to a calm. wide-eyed and hopeful, jiwon's students look back and forth between him and micah in anticipation. smiling, jiwon tucks a stray strand of hair behind an ear, tilts his head, and continues, "there's still enough time for you to learn the routine, and it's not too late to get you measured for a costume. which season do you want to be in?"
(and maybe that's the wrong question to ask, because now all the students are yelling again, begging micah to join their group as if their very lives depended on it. but jiwon thinks they're all very precious anyway.)
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erabundus · 8 months
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❝  ...  and  what  exactly  is  your  SOURCE  for  this  information?  ❞  indigo  gaze  peers  over  his  intertwined  fingers.  he's  skeptical,  clearly  —  though  that  isn't  necessarily  a  bad  thing.  on  the  contrary,  ren would argue a  bit  of  skepticism  is  good  for  one's  HEALTH.   ❝  or  am  i  to  assume  it  just  miraculously  came  to  you  in  a  dream?  ❞
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@infamiia &&. liked for a SMALL STARTER.
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shredsandpatches · 9 months
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Yesterday I read a thing about Kit Harington's Doctor Faustus that described it as ending "not with eternal damnation but with a hug" and since every other thing in the same article described it as the sort of production that went super sordid to convey a sense of moral decline and added lots of sex, violence, and poo, I'm really, really curious as to how this actually worked in practice.
Any of you guys see it?
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galacticlamps · 17 days
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actually ascension needs its own post since that's the one with the most details to speculate over and im starved for soho talk so i will talk to myself if need be
First the cover again, because I kinda can't get over it:
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my only thing is that I had been hoping we might get Lizbeth on a cover again since she's never been on one of the boxsets before, despite being the 2nd person credited on all 4 of them (even if that's just alphabetical, still, she's the only one of the four main characters who never makes the cover)
But letting that go...
I know we already kinda knew the brief for this one but damn I didn't expect it to go quite this hard. Maybe that's just because the Parasite & Ashenden covers were (comparatively) similarish to each other and I was so pleased with Unbegotten's, and then got so used to it as the placeholder for Ascension while they kept postponing it, I wasn't expecting anything this colorful or detailed or with what I can't help but register as Fun New Outfits even though these are still like, pretty damn basic as far as costumes go. Still, it's a different vibe from everyone in suits and trenchcoats on every cover, technically. (Oh the woes of being an audio fan such that two characters owning sweaters actually does qualify as new information)
On top of just being visually delightful though, I know we knew religion was gonna be a fairly big part of this one, but I didn't actually expect to get quite this much of it - though I'm glad of it for a number of reasons. The BF twitter already made the ineffable joke so I don't have to, but also yeah I did very much spend all of season 2 episode 4 of good omens half convinced Samuel Barnett & Dervla Kirwan were about to pop up around any given corner (if you will go around being gay supernatural and horrible at your messy bureaucratic jobs in midcentury soho then I'm sorry, this is where my brain's gonna go) - so, fuel to that fire. But in terms of actual important things, at least one of my Soho wishes looks to be being granted because we have a Rev Edward Folgate on the cast list, which must mean we're finally meeting Norton's father, even if his mother & brother don't appear (which they could, technically, I've definitely seen BF not list all the doublings on their cast tabs before). Religion, domesticity, and the nuclear family are all things that absolutely fascinate me when it comes to Norton's character, so getting any amount of story involving his father & his church is something I've been actively hoping for for a long time now.
(I will say I'm a tiny bit bummed Saffron Coomber isn't on the cast list to play Mia again, but I kinda figured she wasn't going to be since Greg Austin's Armitage, who's making his first recurring appearance after originating in Unbegotten, was listed ever since the boxset was announced - presumably if she was also returning, that would've been handled in the same way. But since Unbegotten ended with Lizbeth and Mia going on a date, I still held out hope. Who knows though, maybe things did go well for them and Lizbeth just has a better work/life balance than Norton so she can date someone without them getting dragged into every scifi plot. I know that's not a very common accomplishment for any Torchwood agent, but a gal can hope)
At this point I know I'm completely in the realm of speculation & even wishful thinking, but I'm really really hoping we get some more clues as to Norton's overall timeline in this one, and I have a feeling that even if there's nothing as direct as dates given, the events of a plot like this one are going to heavily influence my personal interpretation of it.
To say that life & death are major themes for the soho crew feels wildly reductive, but even by Torchwood's standards and taking into account its origins as a piece of media with Jack Harkness & his newfound immortality at the heart of it, the living/dead status of this bunch has always been fantastically up in the air to me. Obviously Ghost Mission introduced Norton as kind of a ghost before revealing more obvious ghostly characters later on to which the title might have been referring, but his being from the past did beg the question of his survival into Torchwood's present era all the same, which Outbreak later alludes to much more directly, and his habit of showing up via hologram in multiple stories only further obfuscates any certainty we might have about where & when he definitely can be said to be alive and well. Then you've got Lizbeth and Gideon both being effectively 'brought back to life' via paradoxes that prevented them ever having died in the first place. Again, they are very very far from being the only Torcwhood characters this happens to (for a sprawling EU, it's really rather impressive how often & in how many different ways Torchwood as a whole manages to circle back to being about like. chaotic undead queers at the end of every day. though I suppose that consistency is part of why I keep falling in love with its different iterations again and again). That's without even getting into the question of Norton's dubious fate in God Among Us - and I say dubious because I know some people take that to be his ultimate death, but I personally think that reading something as vague as that as having any kind of finality rather goes against the spirit of this whole world/series, not just because I want him to live. (There are obviously other ways to make him survive/reappear, but I don't see this as a River Song scenario where we can safely assume one of his earlier-released adventures had to happen at the end of his personal timeline). But wherever God Among Us falls for him, he does very much meet God in it - or at least, a god, since the sentinel in Unbegotten is also described as a god of sorts, and even if he doesn't ultimately have the status of the god Jacqueline King is playing there, Unbegotten is still full to bursting with ghosts/undead/came back wrong/echo characters to continue underscoring that life/afterlife theme.
So all things considered, even allowing for the fact that we know Norton's twin hobbies are lying about himself and abusing time travel to suit his own ends/ever-shifting alliances, I find it difficult to believe we could get through a whole 6-part boxset about religion & death without something providing some kind of compelling evidence about where this adventure fits in among his other run-ins with apocalypses and gods and ghosts and dead-but-still-here characters/creatures, so I'm very much looking forward to any further exploration on that front.
And lastly, and least intellectually, I really want to know what the hell 20th-century Torchwood's obsession with Reginalds is. Reading through the cast list, I had to do two separate doubletakes over the character 'Sir Reginald Peebles' - firstly, because I had Reginald Rigsby on the brain, this being Soho (and the other Troughton brother being so active on BF's releases for this same month) - and secondly, because reading this in conjunction with the announcement for the July monthly adventure in which the new main Torchwood guy of the 20s is apparently called Sir Reginald Dellafield, there was a brief moment where I took that monthly release to be a tie-in with Ascension. I don't expect it to be, but damn. was it really so popular a name?
anyways, catch me thinking about those stained glass windows for the next couple months I guess (and knowing Torchwood Soho, for a long long time after it comes out as well lol)
#torchwood soho: ascension#let's start with the most obvious shall we? behind norton - hellfire or divine radiance? whadda we think?#i know one's much more likely for him but also consider: he's been a fairly good boy by norton standards anyway lately#well i say 'lately' like i know when this takes place#idk why but i kinda feel like this starts very soon after unbegotten#comedy is probably why honestly. since that ends with them being like hey! something went right!#i think ever since i first heard that i was like ok cool so the next installment's gonna be something earth shatteringly bad#& it's gonna kick off dramatically literally one second after this scene ends right?#not that it wouldnt be nice to have some (clearly-defined) timeskip there#tbh i feel like that's the one thing that's missing with soho sometimes - those little medium-sized gaps in continuity#where either speculation or even a missing scenes style fic would go#between parasite & ashenden lizbeth was dead and andy wasnt in the right era for soho shenanigans#and norton and gideon went through SO much offscreen (offmic?)#rebuilding torchwood and starting a relationship and breaking up and getting possessed by space eels and destroying torchwood again#that's like... Too Much to analyze/meaningfully discuss without a few more details from canon#and between Ashenden & Unbegotten it's very unclear how much time has passed#norton certainly seems affected when he sees gideon again for the first time but we also know he went there for him so how long was it?#that and we have literally zero explanation for what andy's doing in the 50s in that one to begin with. has he been there continuously?#or did he leave and come back? if so did norton even have to try justifying it to him?#or does andy just accept at this point that he'll be summoned for anything norton feels is noteworthy? honestly either's plausible w him#but also we have so little confirmed about what torchwood looks like at this point in time!#maybe andy gets summoned for all missions bc he norton and lizbeth are virtually the only agents left after gideon quits#there's just a few too many things unexplained/alluded to for me to go total total fandom mode on this#speculating & theorizing about everything that happens off-audio#doubtless this is mainly bc of norton's general untrustworthiness#like im sure a different main character would've left the audience with fewer uncertainties after this many hours of storytelling#but with soho im still left needing just a tiiiiiny bit more before i feel im knowledgeable enough about the situation to expand upon it#in the traditional fandomy 'transformative' way#right now most of my fanning over it is just speculation about what precisely we can be confident in from the dialogue we do have#but i'd like to go further than that truly. these characters captivate me. obviously.
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reputahtion · 5 months
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@everdawn said: ❛ please open the door before i freeze to death. ❜ / from alex to cole
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FOR  A  SPLIT  SECOND,  cole  just  thought  about  pretending  he  couldn't  hear  his  brother  and  leave  him  out  there  to  think  about  it  all.  but  that  wasn't  who  he  was  or  the  kind  of  brother  he  wanted  to  be.  the  blonde  opened  the  door  reluctantly,  just  enough  for  alex  to  slide  in  before  he  closed  it  again.  ❝  you  do  know  that  five  minutes  outside  isn't  really  a  death  sentence  right?  ❞  a  mischivious  grin  showed  up  on  the  lips  of  the  boy  while  he  shook  his  head.  alex  didn't  have  to  be  so  dramatic  all  the  time.  but  that's  just  who  he  was  and  he  wasn't  even  the  theatre  kid  in  this  family.  ❝  maybe  next  time  you  should  wear  a  warmer  jacket  if  you're  gonna  complain  about  the  weather.  .  .  IN  DECEMBER.  ❞
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