So I'm a Wisconsin resident and I was just on my way to the checkout minding my business when I see this fucking thing and I just-
You can not tell me that Vladimir 'Tried to buy the Packers several times unsuccessfully' Masters would not have this. And I'm staring at this stupid novelty game in the middle of Walmart already thinking of fic ideas involving said stupid novelty game.
Did I buy it? No, because I was with my Adult™ & I could not justify buying it. Do I regret it? Yes, solely for the meme potential this could have had. Do I blame the dc x dp tag for the absolute brainrot that has consumed me to want a stupid boardgame that I have no reason to have because I have no one to play it with? Also yes.
Which brings me to my ideas! Horrible, should never see the light of day ideas because they're stupid but I can't get them to leavee alone so now othersust suffer with me.
Would Vlad just happen to have it along with all his other novelty shit or would someone have given it to him? If it's the latter, who? Anyone from team Phantom would give it to him solely to rub in his face that he'll never have anyone to play it with because he's a lonely, old fruitloop. Jack would get it for him so they could bond or something.
And I got a scene. I got a scene that if someone draws, I don't know what I'll do, probably cry cause oh my gods
Vlad (+team Phantom) vs. Bruce (+batclan). Both sides need to prove something (I have no clue what it , it's up to your imagination) and for some reason they thought monopoly would be the best way to prove it. And the absolute crack potential this has makes me giggle.
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❛ We’re married ❜ ✗ steve & eddie 「 meme 」
STEVE WOKE WITH A POUNDING HEADACHE. His mouth felt like he had been sucking on cotton all night, and the sheets against his cheek were not the high thread count he was used to in his own bed. These were scratchy and smelled of cheap detergent. He groaned as he realized there was a line of dried saliva on his cheek. Jesus Christ, had he been drooling? How drunk had he been that he'd drooled in his sleep? Come to think of it, he didn't even know exactly where he was. The last thing he remembered is that him, Eddie, and a couple other guys from college were walking down the Vegas strip and then...not much else. There were flashes of memory but none of them consistent enough for Steve to put together a whole picture.
He buried his face into the mattress for a moment and groaned again before attempting to sit up. The motion made his head swim and he quickly laid back down. Fuck, he needed about ten ibuprofen and a bottle of water stat.
It took several more moments before he finally sat up and looked around. He was in a hotel room. Okay, that wasn't so surprising. Then he realized he was wearing absolutely nothing at all, and only the sheet over his waist was covering his goods. ❝ Okay, what the fuck? ❞ he said, his voice hoarse. He brought a hand up and rubbed it down his face, and that's when he noticed something on his ring finger that hadn't been there the night before.
Steve froze, then slowly dragged his hand from his face to find exactly what he was so very hoping he wasn't going to find. Right there, circling his left ring finger, was a silver band. ❝ Oh, ❞ he whispered, shocked. ❝ Oh no...❞
We're married. Brown eyes shot up to the voice, and he found @shatterxdsouls leaning against the dresser of the hotel room, arms crossed over his bare chest. No, he couldn't have said that. No way. Steve wouldn't have gotten so plastered that he married someone.
He looked up at his friend in horror. The ring felt like it was burning his skin. ❝ No fucking way. No fucking way! ❞
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TGIF ! Gonna be a fun weekend! Hope yours is awesome too!
Please do not steal my pic for other platforms. Thank you!
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you want to analyze a cartoon that is something children can watch? ok here's the first and most important lesson ever.
have you ever heard of "suspension of disbelief?"
ok. next step. do you know what an unreliable narrator is and can you separate the character's perspective and opinions from the writers? because i promise you that the beliefs of the main character do not always reflect the writers and the point of analyzing media is to dissect that.
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here's hoping canon doesn't end up shipping any of the fallen heroes with each other because i've already built up an entire found family sibling dynamic for their past selves inside of my head. eternal sugar's the youngest, mystic flour the oldest (shadow milk may seem like the leader atm but his middle child energy is THERE). silent salt takes on the responsibility of keeping the group out of trouble (it's tricky, but they've grown accustomed to their friends' antics). burning spice declares themselves the others' biggest protector (they will throw hands with anyone who so much as glances at their siblings friends the wrong way). eternal sugar & shadow milk are so good at making everyone smile and laugh but also they're absolute gremlins who can and will start a ridiculously extreme prank war on a whim (shadow is not subtle in the slightest and cackles at the top of his lungs, sugar plays innocent while sporting the most devious smirks known to cookiekind). mystic flour is like a mentor to the younger four, the glue that holds them together and the light that guides them towards staying on the right track. spice & shadow regularly fight each other on and off their training grounds as a weird way to show affection, flour & salt pretend to be exasperated but find it endearing, they all value each other so much and share a house together while still protecting earthbread. they're entirely platonic and entirely family and until their soul jam corrupts, they care about each other more than anything <33
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cars are on fire in this shinee world...
loosely based on this post
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Wukong Verse Incorrect quotes #1 Chairs 💺
(Y/N): ok their are 7 chairs and 10 people what do you do?
Lmk wukong: the most important ones can sit
Hero is back wukong: make everyone stand
Monkey king Netflix wukong: bring 3 more chairs 💺
monkey king reborn wukong: kill 3
Feel Free to Reblog😁👍
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//;- Wonder how all of Hell would react if they found out the King is Single and thinking about joining the dating game again .
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Happy February everyone, Todd "Secret Romantic" Brotzman will go on for hours about how Valentine's Day is about capitalist corporate greed but he will also show up at 7pm with a dozen roses and reservations at a candlelit restaurant, and Dirk "Secret Not-So-Romantic" Gently will make eyes over every pink teddy bear in the store but then forget the date.
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— starter for @adorajpg ! »
there's upheaval in the studio. fifteen kids between the ages of five and seven raising their hands to be picked while simultaneously yelling over each other, all sharing the same goal: convince mr. micah to dance in the upcoming showcase. they still have a couple months 'til the event, which is plenty of time for the special guest to fine-tune his arabesques and pas de chats. half of the kids surround micah; the other half goes to jiwon to further plead their case. their enthusiasm tugs hard at his heartstrings, and jiwon is powerless to deny them. as their teacher, after all, it's his responsibility to nurture such passion.
"they're right," he speaks up, bringing the ruckus to a calm. wide-eyed and hopeful, jiwon's students look back and forth between him and micah in anticipation. smiling, jiwon tucks a stray strand of hair behind an ear, tilts his head, and continues, "there's still enough time for you to learn the routine, and it's not too late to get you measured for a costume. which season do you want to be in?"
(and maybe that's the wrong question to ask, because now all the students are yelling again, begging micah to join their group as if their very lives depended on it. but jiwon thinks they're all very precious anyway.)
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❝ ... and what exactly is your SOURCE for this information? ❞ indigo gaze peers over his intertwined fingers. he's skeptical, clearly — though that isn't necessarily a bad thing. on the contrary, ren would argue a bit of skepticism is good for one's HEALTH. ❝ or am i to assume it just miraculously came to you in a dream? ❞
@infamiia &&. liked for a SMALL STARTER.
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Yesterday I read a thing about Kit Harington's Doctor Faustus that described it as ending "not with eternal damnation but with a hug" and since every other thing in the same article described it as the sort of production that went super sordid to convey a sense of moral decline and added lots of sex, violence, and poo, I'm really, really curious as to how this actually worked in practice.
Any of you guys see it?
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actually ascension needs its own post since that's the one with the most details to speculate over and im starved for soho talk so i will talk to myself if need be
First the cover again, because I kinda can't get over it:
my only thing is that I had been hoping we might get Lizbeth on a cover again since she's never been on one of the boxsets before, despite being the 2nd person credited on all 4 of them (even if that's just alphabetical, still, she's the only one of the four main characters who never makes the cover)
But letting that go...
I know we already kinda knew the brief for this one but damn I didn't expect it to go quite this hard. Maybe that's just because the Parasite & Ashenden covers were (comparatively) similarish to each other and I was so pleased with Unbegotten's, and then got so used to it as the placeholder for Ascension while they kept postponing it, I wasn't expecting anything this colorful or detailed or with what I can't help but register as Fun New Outfits even though these are still like, pretty damn basic as far as costumes go. Still, it's a different vibe from everyone in suits and trenchcoats on every cover, technically. (Oh the woes of being an audio fan such that two characters owning sweaters actually does qualify as new information)
On top of just being visually delightful though, I know we knew religion was gonna be a fairly big part of this one, but I didn't actually expect to get quite this much of it - though I'm glad of it for a number of reasons. The BF twitter already made the ineffable joke so I don't have to, but also yeah I did very much spend all of season 2 episode 4 of good omens half convinced Samuel Barnett & Dervla Kirwan were about to pop up around any given corner (if you will go around being gay supernatural and horrible at your messy bureaucratic jobs in midcentury soho then I'm sorry, this is where my brain's gonna go) - so, fuel to that fire. But in terms of actual important things, at least one of my Soho wishes looks to be being granted because we have a Rev Edward Folgate on the cast list, which must mean we're finally meeting Norton's father, even if his mother & brother don't appear (which they could, technically, I've definitely seen BF not list all the doublings on their cast tabs before). Religion, domesticity, and the nuclear family are all things that absolutely fascinate me when it comes to Norton's character, so getting any amount of story involving his father & his church is something I've been actively hoping for for a long time now.
(I will say I'm a tiny bit bummed Saffron Coomber isn't on the cast list to play Mia again, but I kinda figured she wasn't going to be since Greg Austin's Armitage, who's making his first recurring appearance after originating in Unbegotten, was listed ever since the boxset was announced - presumably if she was also returning, that would've been handled in the same way. But since Unbegotten ended with Lizbeth and Mia going on a date, I still held out hope. Who knows though, maybe things did go well for them and Lizbeth just has a better work/life balance than Norton so she can date someone without them getting dragged into every scifi plot. I know that's not a very common accomplishment for any Torchwood agent, but a gal can hope)
At this point I know I'm completely in the realm of speculation & even wishful thinking, but I'm really really hoping we get some more clues as to Norton's overall timeline in this one, and I have a feeling that even if there's nothing as direct as dates given, the events of a plot like this one are going to heavily influence my personal interpretation of it.
To say that life & death are major themes for the soho crew feels wildly reductive, but even by Torchwood's standards and taking into account its origins as a piece of media with Jack Harkness & his newfound immortality at the heart of it, the living/dead status of this bunch has always been fantastically up in the air to me. Obviously Ghost Mission introduced Norton as kind of a ghost before revealing more obvious ghostly characters later on to which the title might have been referring, but his being from the past did beg the question of his survival into Torchwood's present era all the same, which Outbreak later alludes to much more directly, and his habit of showing up via hologram in multiple stories only further obfuscates any certainty we might have about where & when he definitely can be said to be alive and well. Then you've got Lizbeth and Gideon both being effectively 'brought back to life' via paradoxes that prevented them ever having died in the first place. Again, they are very very far from being the only Torcwhood characters this happens to (for a sprawling EU, it's really rather impressive how often & in how many different ways Torchwood as a whole manages to circle back to being about like. chaotic undead queers at the end of every day. though I suppose that consistency is part of why I keep falling in love with its different iterations again and again). That's without even getting into the question of Norton's dubious fate in God Among Us - and I say dubious because I know some people take that to be his ultimate death, but I personally think that reading something as vague as that as having any kind of finality rather goes against the spirit of this whole world/series, not just because I want him to live. (There are obviously other ways to make him survive/reappear, but I don't see this as a River Song scenario where we can safely assume one of his earlier-released adventures had to happen at the end of his personal timeline). But wherever God Among Us falls for him, he does very much meet God in it - or at least, a god, since the sentinel in Unbegotten is also described as a god of sorts, and even if he doesn't ultimately have the status of the god Jacqueline King is playing there, Unbegotten is still full to bursting with ghosts/undead/came back wrong/echo characters to continue underscoring that life/afterlife theme.
So all things considered, even allowing for the fact that we know Norton's twin hobbies are lying about himself and abusing time travel to suit his own ends/ever-shifting alliances, I find it difficult to believe we could get through a whole 6-part boxset about religion & death without something providing some kind of compelling evidence about where this adventure fits in among his other run-ins with apocalypses and gods and ghosts and dead-but-still-here characters/creatures, so I'm very much looking forward to any further exploration on that front.
And lastly, and least intellectually, I really want to know what the hell 20th-century Torchwood's obsession with Reginalds is. Reading through the cast list, I had to do two separate doubletakes over the character 'Sir Reginald Peebles' - firstly, because I had Reginald Rigsby on the brain, this being Soho (and the other Troughton brother being so active on BF's releases for this same month) - and secondly, because reading this in conjunction with the announcement for the July monthly adventure in which the new main Torchwood guy of the 20s is apparently called Sir Reginald Dellafield, there was a brief moment where I took that monthly release to be a tie-in with Ascension. I don't expect it to be, but damn. was it really so popular a name?
anyways, catch me thinking about those stained glass windows for the next couple months I guess (and knowing Torchwood Soho, for a long long time after it comes out as well lol)
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@everdawn said: ❛ please open the door before i freeze to death. ❜ / from alex to cole
FOR A SPLIT SECOND, cole just thought about pretending he couldn't hear his brother and leave him out there to think about it all. but that wasn't who he was or the kind of brother he wanted to be. the blonde opened the door reluctantly, just enough for alex to slide in before he closed it again. ❝ you do know that five minutes outside isn't really a death sentence right? ❞ a mischivious grin showed up on the lips of the boy while he shook his head. alex didn't have to be so dramatic all the time. but that's just who he was and he wasn't even the theatre kid in this family. ❝ maybe next time you should wear a warmer jacket if you're gonna complain about the weather. . . IN DECEMBER. ❞
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