#legit hates dogs

[offworld-lamb]

He is contemplating the Hot Dog (he hates dogs)

#cats #legit hates dogs #when he sees one it isnt self defence its just attack #mans a dog seeking hate missile

[existencebringsonlypain]

For those who are unfamiliar with Deltarune

This is Kris, they're the main character of nutdealer 2

(their skin's not usually blue. it just does that sometimes)

we know almost nothing about them. However, we do know this:

They are nonbinary

They like (most of) their friends

They do NOT like us

They enjoy eating moss

They are going to touch the cheese

that's it that's all we know

Other additions:

They play piano (probably) courteousy or @/mystykmarigold

They are "normal" courteousy of many people

They like to flush bath bombs down the toilet. Their mom doesn't like that courteousy of @/sacrificialcat

They are a knife enjoyer, as well as a chocolate enjoyer

They like(d) to mess with their childhood friend both courteousy of @/the-beasts-have-arrived

They use apple shampoo, and apparently smell enough like apples that a friend associates it with them courteousy of @/spyret-the-shitposter

#also they DON'T NEED DOG TREATS TO BE OBEDIENT (howling noises) #nutdealer posting #legit this is most of what we know of this kid #touching the cheese is important to them #they enjoy moss #and they hate us #also we're possessing them. did i mention that. we are unwilling controlling their every move and decision #unwillingly* #neither of us are happy about this but they prolly don't know that #oh and they like most of their friends #so yea thats what we're working with here #deltarune #utdr #also they can cheat death. or maybe it's us that can. who knows #regarding the probably: it's unclear. might not be them as they don't actually...have a piano #and seem to go in a trance every time they play #so it might be some third guy doing it eould would make things MUCH more complicated

[kyouka-supremacy]

Tangentially related to the last Beast sskk post, just something that has been going through my mind A LOT in the last period:

There's this tendency I see of characterizing post-Beast sskk as being on very bad terms with each other, keeping on hating each other even after Dazai's death, and I personally can't relate with that interpretation. To me the canon Beast sskk development is, more or less, a warming up to each other speedrun. All the issues they used to have, about being on opposites sides, about having contrasting ethics, were already sorted up in canon, violently and unmercifully, but most importantly thoroughly and definitely. I find it very easy to believe they'd get along post canon, because everything they had to sort out between them, they already did fully.

When I say that Beast sskk is more or less a warming up to each other speedrun, it's also in the perspective of Beast sskk being a general speedrun to what sskk are in the canon timeline: because I do believe sskk's is a progression towards warming up to each other¹, and in a lot of ways it's already visible in canon, through Atsushi helping Akutagawa in the cannibalism arc despite allegedly hating to work with him, through Akutagawa dying so that Atsushi could escape, through Atsushi wearing Rashomon and Akutagawa letting him wear it and everything that entails. The thing is, when it comes to them, Beast sskk have already seen each other bare; they HAVE seen each other at their lowest point already. If there ever was a peak of hate between them, they've already reached it, and that means the tension is only going to plummet from there. There's nothing left for hate anymore, only for understanding and compassion and love.

“More or less” of a speedrun, that is, because honestly? Beast sskk never needed to warm up to each other, because they didn't start from hating, wholly and sincerely, each other like their canon counterparts did. Beast sskk started from a place of common ground, of genuine sympathy and liking for each other. When they started fighting, I think they were both pained from having to fight each other, who shortly beforehand they had found so easy to relate to and most importantly who they felt understood from. If they hated each other at some point - which, everything accounted, is still realistic, especially given the threat they both posed to their little sisters and more generally to their weaknesses and insecurities -, all accounted it was still brief (literally. didn't last more than half a day), and likely easy to leave behind. In the end I just think for Beast sskk it's going to be easy - spontaneous, even -, to go back to the warm acceptance and understanding they shared on their first meeting; because, differently from their canon counterparts, they know that in normal circumstances they get along, and that's something they can't lie about to themselves and pretend it's not true. They can't lie to themselves about hating each other like canon sskk do; so really, Beast sskk is left no other choice than to get along.

As a final note, I think it would also be easier for Beast sskk to get along because Beast Atsushi doesn't feel to be on an higher moral pedestal like his canon counterpart does, so a lot of moral conflict between Atsushi and Akutagawa simply doesn't happen in Beast.

¹ In a way that, for comparison, skk aren't, who remained more or less frozen on the stance of “hating you (that is also loving you)”. Regarding that, I agree with the interpretation of canon some people offered that the manga is the story of sskk's progression, while skk's relationship is already fully developed.

#This… Is for a good part referred to the Beast sskk fics labelled as hate sex lmao #And the thing with me is that I don't think Beast sskk would have sex at all. #But if they did in my opinion it'd be like. The most vanilla thing ever avdsjkuvbslkugvhblesubvk #Athough now that I'm writing this down I'm realizing people who write Beast sskk hate sex probably aren't interested– #in sskk characterization as their main concern and may simply find the scenario enjoyable. #Which is legit. Which also makes this whole ramble completely pointless. #Oh well #sskk #shin soukoku #bsd #bungou stray dogs #bsd beast #mine #16/12/23

[therealmaquaroonie]

I have Normal and Okay thoughts about this new G2 pet mold leaked on Amazon.

#lps #lpscommunity #lps toys #old lps #lpsblr #lps popular #littlest pet shop #i legit hate this mold with every fibre of my being and nobody can convince me otherwise #if this is a xolo i will be upset bc xolos are one of my favorite dog breeds and this mold does not do them justice

[apostate-in-an-alcove]

There seems to be a trend on DogTok to demonize and regard rescue dogs as trash not worth saving or rehabilitating and just flat out demonizing no kill shelters and rescues with little nuance. I'm sorry that abused dogs who are traumatized and stressed aren't the 2k purebred puppy that you saw on Craigslist but the majority of shelter dogs deserve a chance at a good life even if you personally would never give them the time of day.

#dogs #adopt and shop responsibly #adopt don’t shop #funny how the people who hate adopt dont shop end up being just as gross as the people they criticize #dog owners are insane omg #like far too many of them see dogs as objects and nothing more #at least cat owners i find have FAR more respect for their pets than dog owners do #people who stick their noses up at rescue animals are flat out evil istg #i hate dog snobs #legit have seen people advocate for killing most shelter dogs and spreading misinformation about no kill shelters #these people are insane and gross #animal shelter #purebred dog #never thought I'd see the day where dog people started being nasty to rescue dogs #we gotta stop letting purebred snobs speak

[ludisya]

ehhh it's a silly clown

hAve some wips too ig cause I like more than the finished piece

#sol's art #bsd #bungou stray dogs #nikolai gogol #bsd nikolai #i already attempted posting this once then had such bad anxiety i deleted it #so we'll see if i keep it up this time #uhhhhhh #idk #i legit hate this drawing

[lovelikeatruck]

When will the liulao slander end

#ppl desperately grasping at literal non canon shit to be like wahh they're brothers #or referring to (also not canon) a shared ancestor from 500 yrs ago #in that case nobody who lives in the same region could date each other lol #just say you don't like them it's so much easier #john tobias has clarified multiple times they r legit just childhood friends #stop dog piling artists and writers over nothing!!! #fandom is so disgustingly hostile and i hate how all of them feel justified in spreading misinformation for mfing ship wars #cringe #raiden has said lao was like a son to him but no one whines abt railao smfh

[bo0zey]

when gerard way said “when i grow up i want to be nothing at all” i felt those words in my gdamn soul bro

#cried alone in my car parked in my driveway for like 17 minutes #i feel so hopeless and useless and stupid so so so stupid i’ll never be smart enough like the other nurses #i can’t fucking think im too slow i don’t know anything #it’s the emergency room and god for fucking bid i have an emergent patient i don’t know wtf to do ever #i don’t know how to initiate protocols or contact interdisciplinary or put in complex orders i don’t know anything i’m so useless #everyone thinks i’m stupid i’ve been on orientation for like 2 months know and i’m still the same useless stupid novice airhead new grad #i just get so frazzled i feel like everyone expects so much out of me and i have to be perfect to meet their standards #but im stupid im subpar im not good enough like them like #ever if they’ve been nurses for years and i’ve only been working as one for legit 2 months it’s just i still don’t know how to do anything #it’s like i can’t think i don’t do things how they want me to do them and then i look stupid im the attending doctor thinks i’m so dumb but #she wouldn’t even hear me out like i know you want both fluids running i know it’s important but he only has.1 IV and they aren’t compatible #we’re trying to start a second IV and he had difficult veins like why are you trying to tell me i’m stupid i know why you ordered it thatway #it’s like nobody gets my dumbass brain but that’s not their fault bc they can think clearly and convey their thoughts to people without #sounding like a fucking dumbass i have no critical thinking skills im just useless i hate this so much i don’t want to be here it sucks #i never wanted to be a nurse i never wanted to be anything i was 12 years old hoping i’d be dead by 18 #and now i’m 23 and i’m still fucking here but it’s clear i shouldn’t be i don’t fit in im not fit for society #i should be euthanized like an unwanted dog that’s been at the shelter for too long that’s exactly what i am #20min later still crying can’t stop being a fucking crybaby pitypartying myself i’m the worst oh my god grow the fuck up already #why is everything so difficult for me why can’t i just fit in literally everyone knows i don’t belong #i’m the dumbest most useless new grad orientee and EVERYONE knows it even management it’s so embarrassing #i’m so embarrassed to be alive and take up space that could be filled by someone so much better smarter prepared someone meant to be there #i don’t want this i don’t want any of this i never wanted to grow up im just a kid in my head i’m so pathetic #i wish i was smart and good at something i wish people looked at me and thought o wow i respect her bc she’s also a good nurse #nobody likes me i’m such a burden to everyone the doctors my preceptors other nurses who deserve to be there #i’m leaking snot everywhere today wasn’t even that bad but i think it’s all just hitting me now how helpless i am #i’m so tired of myself and waking up and making a fool of myself every shift fucking stupid loser i hate myself i try so hard and it’s not #it’s not enough it’s never enough im not enough im an imposter i’ll never be as good as the other nurses even tho i’m really really trying #i seriously don’t want to do this anymore i don’t want to be here i can’t do it everyone knows i’m not cut out for this they all talk shit #ramblings

[wheelie-butch]

I *know* back in like September when the Wolfpack brainrot took hold my attitude was like 'well I can see why someone wouldn't like them and that's fair enough-' NO that attitude is NOW OBILERATED i no longer comprehend the ways of non-wolfpack lovers. what do you mean they're not your favourite character what do you mean you drew fanart of a different character I don't understand. it's WOLFPACK PROM to me now.

#mez speaks #the wolfpack #monster prom #i am being jokey here but also #i do like jump like a dog who hears the doorbell whenever i see a new message in the fanart channel on the discord #and some part of me is genuinely disappointed every time its not new wolfpack art #even though that happens so so so rarely anyway #no but like i get not being obsessed with them that does make sense bc it was a weird choice for me #“choice” like i did it on purpose lol #but i dont get actually legit hating them they're just like. funny and harmless as far as i'm concerned #and so so so stupid <3

[silly-glamourous-gory-crafttime]

it is no longer kenji day 😞😞

#bsd kenji #bungou stray dogs #bsd #kenji miyazawa #bungo stray dogs #miyazawa kenji #kenji bsd #bsd kenji miyazawa #😞😞😞 #but i did ask for wan for my birthday so i might get that which would be very nice #wan is such comfort #except for when they randomly decide to just slap you (angst) #tbh i kinda hate my birthday bcos i hate pictures and that's all my parents want to do like i legit cry when ppl do that alot #ik it's very random to mention but the day has come and i live in fear

[trucbiduleschouettes]

Two days later and I'm still so angry I can't sleep

#really wish my dad wasnt so guillible and wasnt telling me to answer her even if I don't want to #and I hate that everyone is trying to get me to talk to her because she is gonna pay for half the glasses #what part of me refusing to see the person who was abusive af to me for over twenty years do they not get #how can they act shocked and disgusted when i tell them how she really is then tell me to be nice because 'she is sad“ #oh is she sad???? because i cut ties with her??? wow i wonder how I must feel myself after being seen as dog shit for years huh! #im so mad about it #i hate her and im amazed that she legit believe im gonna agree to have lunch with her and pretend nothing ever happened #she literally wrote it in her stupid email lmao #she is so fucking out of touch with reality and how much I hate her and wish she'd just vanish forever

[majorshatterandhare]

Something about The Littlest Libertine (the song) makes me feel about to cry and I don’t know why. Something nostalgic maybe? All kinds of music made me cry as a kid.

#jessica law #the littlest libertine #i mean part of it is probably the whole ‘selling your most valuable shoes and strategically planning your meals to not spend more on food’ #but also. if only it actually made me cry. im in need of a new song to use to cry when i need to but cant #walk like thunder by kimya dawson isnt guarenteed to do it anymore #legit though lots of kids music made me cry as a kid #obviously the one about the dog dying #but also from the time i was a baby i have *hated* you are my sunshine because its about a kid being taken away from their parents! #people forget about that verse #my mom used to joke that i hated her singing and would sing it to show people that id start balling! i dont remember that though. #just always hated it #also started balling at the olive garden once as a young child and when asked why said the music was sad #the music was completely in italian (i dont know italian) #autistic hyperempathy/hypersensitivity 🙃 #but also like music itself does portray emotions. thats not crazy. just not expected from a young kid i guess?

[hyaciiintho]

🌸｡*ﾟ+. I can't believe this blog has turned into me physically having to smack down my Romeo muse with a newspaper and spray him with a water bottle, actively trying to get him to stop being so goddamn horny on main jfc dude, your boyfriend isn't even doing anything, he just exists and you're immediately -BARK BARK PANT PANT WOOF BARK WOOF PANT PANT- BRO PLEASE I AM TRYING TO KEEP THIS NORMAL FFS--

#MUN SPEAKING 🌸 ᴬ ʷᵉᵃᵛᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ᵗᵃˡᵉˢ; ᴾᵃⁱⁿᵗᵉʳ ᵒᶠ ˢᵗᵃʳˢ #OH MY GOD NEVER HAVE I HAD A MUSE SO???????? ACTUALLY A DOG. A LEGIT DOG. HE IS. A. DOG. #I need something bigger and harder than a newspaper jfc I need a whole ass METAL BAT #COMPOSE YOURSELF MAN. COMPOSURE!!!!! #This is so funny omfg what an experience. It's usually so easy to ignore that in any muses but him????? HIM???? #He has a mind of his own and unfortunately it's not the head on his shoulders with which he thinks with sometimes I HATE HIM #but I love him ;;;;; A ;;;;; he's so in love goddamn shove him off a CLIFF--

[greedbent]

i have no regrets about making kaz's base of operations be fontaine in his genshin verse

kaz, however, has regrets about existing in the same city as the goddamn furry nightmares that are the Melusines

and that, ladies and gents, is exactly why he leaves the city so often

... the Fleuve Cendre area tho ??? 👀 immaculate vibes

#〣♚{ ooc } #the exploration of fontaine has legit been a continuous stream of #“oh kaz would hATE that--” #“he'd hate that too” #“no kaz is NOT wearing a cravat so get that idea out of your head” #and the fancy ass fckn dogs got kaz over here like #ur so pretentious IT'S A DAMN DOG #the rich casually dressing up their dogs to look better than they do like damn son #the point is fontaine is PerfectTM no matter how much kaz has to complain about #he'll run his fun lil organization right under the nose of neuvillette and he'll be pleased about it #come at him you stupid tol dolphin

[j-exclamationmark-l]

Tumblr: I've noticed you've blocked every single variation of the word "dog" and every breed you could think of to accommodate your phobia

Me: yeah? And?

Tumblr: …BASED ON YOUR LIKES, AN UNTAGGED PHOTO OF A DOG FROM ABSOLUTELY NO ONE YOU FOLLOW!

#i wish people would tag their shit but i do realize im the weird one in this situation #and dog owners man #theyll insist their dog is really nice and friendly while its chewing my arm off #every last one #oh my dog doesnt need a leash hes friendly he just hates you because youre evil #←legit something ive been told by a stranger #even my mom though i love her was like #well its a greyhound its not suppoooooosed to be violent #i know it bites you all the time and attacks you for when youre eating but ive been told theyre friendly #uggghhhh #personal

[anx1oustig3r]

living in denmark: aaw look at all the cute dogs walking around! i can't wait to get a dog!

after a week visiting ireland: i dont like dogs anymore

#before anyone screams in my ask box #i do like dogs i just #fucking hate irish dog owners #dog barking has legit become a misophonia trigger bc of everyone on my parents estate #just locking their dogs outside to go ballistic and bark until they lose their voices #one fucking guy left his clearly seperation anxiety dog locked out all night #and i got no sleep that night #dog owners are like parents of out of control toddlers in a restaurant #we have no leash laws here either so enjoy the amount of half feral dogs that will bite you if you walk past them #for the longest time i had a phobia of dogs from that shit