#keelywolfe

[keelywolfe]

Just because a twitter chat got me thinking that as hilarious as Crowley is in the pub scene, it's funnier to think Aziraphale would truly be the jealous one. Crowley is more amused by humans trying to chat him or the angel up, what does he care, what, after 6000 years one of them is suddenly going to fall for a bad pickup line or a free drink? Aziraphale just has a possessive side and if he were the one to catch someone in his seat at the bar, I can just hear him in that ice-cold voice he can get:

“I beg your pardon, you appear to be in my seat.”

Crowley glanced up at him and his visible amusement did not soothe any of Aziraphale's irritation. “Hey, angel, this is Roy. He’s—“

“Mm, yes, I’m sure he is. My seat, please.”

The urge to miracle a catastrophic failure to the integrity of Roy’s Pilsner glass was itching at Aziraphale’s fingertips. He was almost disappointed when he showed an unexpected good sense and stood up, drink in hand. “Well. It was lovely chatting.”

Crowley gave him a wide smile with an unnecessary amount of teeth. “Right. Anytime.”

Aziraphale stared at Roy with half-closed eyes and a tight-lipped smile that said anytime should be as close to never as humanly possible.

In a show of remarkably poor survival instinct, Roy gestured to the table as he stood at a scrap of paper Aziraphale hadn’t noticed as his full attention had been on glaring at their uninvited guest. “You’ve got my number. Give us a call, anytime.”

Perhaps it was the increase in heat of Aziraphale’s stare that had Roy making a hasty retreat. Aziraphale stalked to his side of the table and sat in his, HIS chair with enough force that the wood groaned ominously.

Crowley propped his chin on one hand, a truly unholy amount of glee visible in his eyes even through the dark tint of his glasses. “Happy now, angel?”

“Not as much as you,” Aziraphale hissed. He took a sullen sip of his drink, hardly able to appreciate the crisp dryness of the sherry.

The way Crowley pressed a hand to his chest in a mocking gesture of offense did nothing to improve his mood. Honestly, what had started as a lovely outing had quickly became a rather unpleasant affair. He was tempted to simply leave in a huff and realized unhappily that he wasn’t entirely certain Crowley would follow him. He might stay just to be contrary, leave Aziraphale waiting by the car while he sat and finished his drink and perhaps someone, perhaps that Roy would come back and sit himself across from Crowley again and—

“Angel.” That single word broke through his wildly spiraling thoughts. There was amusement, yes, but also a certain well-known and well-loved tenderness couched in that single word that had always held more weight than a simple description. “I’d bet you’ve no idea how gorgeous you are when you’re terribly jealous.”

“I’m not…I would never…” Aziraphale sputtered. He gulped down the rest of his drink, terribly uncouth, but it was the only way to cover his floundering. After a hasty gathering of his thoughts, he set his glass firmly down and said with equal firmness, “I was not jealous, I was simply irritated at that terrible person’s manners.”

“Irritated.” Crowley repeated, one side of his mouth rising, widening his smirk.

“Yes,” Aziraphale agreed stoutly. “I was not jealous. Jealousy implies that I don’t trust you and I like to think I’ve been successful in establishing otherwise. I trust you and I have done for some time now, there is no reason or excuse for any jealousy.”

The amusement coloring Crowley’s expression began softening before Aziraphale was halfway through his little speech and by the time he was finished, it was fully transformed to fondness and. And love, Aziraphale could call it that now, if he wanted. He could, he was allowed, there was no one who could stop him.

“Not a doubt in my mind that you trust me,” Crowley said simply. That tight little knot that had formed in Aziraphale’s chest the very moment he’d seen that man in his seat unraveled, easing an ache he’d hardly realized was there. “The rest of the world, now,” Crowley continued, tossing back the last of his drink, “That lot can’t be trusted in the slightest.”

Aziraphale didn’t think Crowley was entirely right about that but a glance around the pub revealed entirely too many looks being sent Crowley’s way and also a somewhat astonishing, and disconcerting, amount being cast his as well.

Crowley shifted in his seat, preparing to stand, “Another drink, angel?”

“No!” Aziraphale blurted and snatched hold of Crowley’s hand. They weren’t quite accustomed to such gestures yet, enough that he could feel Crowley’s surprise in his grip, and also his pleasure. “No. Not yet. Please. Let’s just sit for a while, can we?”

Silly, really, he could use a miracle to keep Crowley’s chair empty while he was at the bar. But he knew full well it wouldn’t stop a very determined human and simply the thought of another person trying to toss their hat into his and Crowley’s very private ring made him feel cross.

The hand in his own, cool and soft, despite his demonic nature Crowley always felt soothingly cool, tightened, fingers lacing between his own.

“Anything you want, angel.” A thumb skirted over Aziraphale’s knuckles, back and forth, and he didn’t bother holding back his pleased sigh. “Anything at all.”

No one noticed a tiny scrap of paper in the middle of their table igniting and turning to a curl of ash, and even if they had, not a one of them would have known it wasn't the demon's doing.

#good omens #good omens fanfiction #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #good omens 2 #keelywolfe

[hj-skb]

Edge's outfit according to my brain from @keelywolfe's "Playing to win" (BAON series), a thrift store dress up competition taken too seriously

2019-02-24

#backlog reupload from twi #inspired by fanfic #by any other name #keelywolfe #uf papyrus #fanart of fanfic #my art

[trekkie-lkm-archive]

Info: Spock Prime/Kirk/Spock

Kirk's never been good at not wanting to have it all. He wants the emotions of Spock Prime and the fierceness of his Spock.

Also, double penetration of Kirk by team Spock will cause me to marry you on the astral plane. (thread)

Fill: 1/1

Author: Keelywolfe

Archive Link

#Keelywolfe #new author #archiving #star trek #kink meme #st xi kink #spirk

[hjhikari]

"Fellworld"

inspired by: Red Light (original uf song) and the dark atmosphere from my fave underfell fic worlds — first shown in: free zine "To the bone"

#shoutout to ladykit keelywolfe bonerpuns for writing my favorite uf red and edge character dynamics #love them so much #undertale au #underfell #underfell papyrus #underfell sans #ut #my art #Draw #fanart

[blackzer0]

I just found this little cute story.📻🍎

When you know, what depression is like, you feel the poor little Luci. And I wish everyone, who also know these dark days, a deer friend who cares for you.

And when tomorrow isn't better, there are a more tomorrows to look forward.

Lave ya'll ❤️

#radio apple #alastor the radio demon #alastor radio demon #radio demon #alastor #alastor and lucifer #lucifer morningstar #alastor x lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #depressing shit #tw depressing thoughts #tw depressing stuff #appleradio #keelywolf #archive of our own #ao3 #ao3 fanfic

[julesdraws]

"7 feet of adorable" indeed

(doodles of scenes from this [insert a good enough adjective here] radioapple series - please mind the tags)

@keelywolfe you're to blame for the fact that "pijamas alastor" lives now completely rent free in my mind and i thank you for it :>>>

I am absolutely obsessed with what you've written so far AAAAA

#myart #digital painting #hazbin hotel #hazbin alastor #alastor #alastor fanart #alastor the radio demon #the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #radioapple #radioapple fanfic #appleradio #duckiedeer #hellaverse #fanart #the fucking fic

[mogwai404]

Drunk Lucifer is drunk.

A mini comic of a scene from the fic ‘Please Exit Through The Grift Shop’ by @keelywolfe !

#radioapple #appleradio #alastor x lucifer #lucifer x alastor #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin hotel alastor #hazbin hotel

[pearlofamphitrite]

Crying, screaming, throwing up. The last two sentences are so beautiful

(The fiction is Chokehold by keelywolfe on AO3)

#radioapple #alastor x lucifer #ao3 fanfic #hazbin hotel fanfiction #ao3fic #fan fic rec #fan fiction #fanfiction writing

[oberveroftheinfinite]

“Someone had done this to Alastor, he’d allowed it to be done, and Lucifer couldn’t know why and couldn’t stop it.”

I couldn’t NOT draw my favourite scene from @keelywolfe ‘s fic! (Apologies if I’m spamming). I absolutely LOVE ME some good angst!

Fic here!

#radioapple #duckiedeer #lucifer hazbin hotel #lucifer morningstar #hazbin lucifer #hazbin hotel lucifer #lucifer magne #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin hotel fanart #hazbin hotel #hazbin art #fanart #hazbin hotel fanfiction #fanfic

[allastoredeer]

Would you have any bottom Alastor fanfics to suggest? Ever since I came across your blog I’ve been hyper fixated on that idea but I can’t seem to find any

Surely!

I only just realized I have a total of 15 Hazbin fics bookmarked on AO3 😅 but I have a lot in my "Marked for Later" tab, and I'm sure I'll come across more bottom!Alastor fics there when I get around to going through it.

Of course, look over the tags before reading these fics, some of them are more explicit than others.

Here are the ones I've read and enjoyed:

Unhealthy Attachments by Keelywolfe (RadioApple)

Lucifer never thought to ask before what Alastor got out of having sex with him. Probably won't regret asking, right?

Right?

(Post Season Finale)

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A Failure of Business Negotiation by Drowsy_Salamander (RadioStatic)

It began, as many things did for Alastor, out of curiosity. A tryst with Vox to decide whether sex was worth the hype, a neat and simple dynamic on Alastor's end. However, Vox clearly developed other ideas about what was going on and thus proceeded to utterly ruin everything between them by proposing a formal alliance.

... Alternatively: how Vox and Alastor became exes without ever dating

(NOTE: The smut is more alluded to than explicitly written, but I really enjoyed a deep dive into Alastor's brain and his thoughts surrounding sex. It was very enjoyable to read).

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601 by ChildishSadism (RadioStatic)

Humans aren't aware that the dark desires in their hearts give demons a clear path to earth. A soul in hell can be tasty but a pure soul from the human world was a delicacy that many demons fought for. Vox enjoyed indulging in this pleasure once in a while, it made his teeth feel sharper and his claws deathlier.

It was such a shame that maybe, he should have kept an eye around in case someone else was ready to steal his meal.

or Vox possesses a priest to try to harvest more souls and Alastor possesses a nun to steal his catch.

(REMINDER TO CHECK THE TAGS)

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Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship by Keelywolfe (RadioApple)

(NOTE: This one is actually a series. I haven't finished it yet, but it has a lot of yummy bottom!Alastor content)

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Time to Dance by voland_xx (RadioStatic)

Building a time machine is never a good idea, especially when you’re in Hell.

Sir Pentious’s newest “invention” shocks the residents of Hazbin Hotel (+1) back into their human forms. Alastor and Vox navigate this new adjustment.

or, a demon gets voraciously, hungrily obsessed with a pretty man. What’s new.

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A Poison for Lust by MatcHoMetriC (Alestial - Alastor x Zestial)

Zestial & Alastor do some 'experimentation' on how the Vee's love potion actually works

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These are all the ones I have right now, but I'm sure I have a more squirreled away in my Marked for Later tab. If you're looking for more bottom!Alastor I definitely recommend looking through the bottom!Alastor tag! <- I actually just barely glanced through it and found one that looks very interesting, this is this one, if anyone is interested:

Devil's Threeway by Mixkarules18

All Alastor was trying to do was fetch Lucifer for Charlie. It was simple, nothing should have come from it.

However, the Overlord sees something that no one else was meant to and Lucifer decides to have a little fun with him.

Or alternatively:

Two Lucifer’s, one hole

(Tell me that doesn't sound like a fantastic read! I'll be sitting down to give it a looksie right after I post this LOL)

If anyone else has a bottom!Alastor fics they'd like to recommend, send them my way! I have a mighty need

#hope you enjoy these #im sure I have a LOT more bottom!Alastor fics saved #I've just got to get to reading my saved fics #i haven't sat down to properly read anything since my phone broke T.T #I can read on my laptop or my ipad but its just not the same #but I shall get to reading them #maybe that's what I'll do today #I don't have anything planned #hazbin hotel #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #the radio demon #lucifer morningstar #lucifer magne #appleradio #alastor hazbin hotel #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel lucifer #hazbin lucifer #radioapple #vox hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin hotel vox #vox x alastor #voxal #vox the tv demon #radiostatic #staticradio #fic recs

[keelywolfe]

Summary: For a being that technically didn’t need to sleep, Lucifer discovered a long time ago he enjoyed it an awful lot and resented the lack if it was ever interrupted.

Waking up in the middle of the night pleasantly suffocating because Alastor was sleeping mostly on top of him did not count.

Part 20 of Lucifer and his Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Relationship 

#radioapple #alastor x lucifer #keelywolfe

[hj-skb]

Loosely based on @keelywolfe’s "Partners in Grime" (baon), where Edge was being stressed out on his vacation and Stretch noticing a rare moment of him looking his age

2019-03-04

#backlog reupload from twi #my art #inspired by fanfic #by any other name #uf papyrus #us papyrus #spicyhoney #keelywolfe

[hecklerbean]

so uhm

i finally got around to watching good omens

in uh. 2 days.

WHY DID NO ONE TELL ME HOW GOD FUCKING DAMN HEARTBREAKING THIS SHOW IS

#brb gonna wallow in depression over 2 gay celestial beings #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #i kept seeing @keelywolfe's posts and was like fuck it. #how bad could it be? i won't get hooked :) #WRONG #BAD #they are my dads now #i've been adopted

[dduane]

Hi Diane! 👋 Longtime fan here. I know you're a fanfic fan (of series you're not involved in creating) and I was wondering if you would be willing to share any fics you particularly enjoyed reading. I know you've kept your ao3 pseudonym under wraps, but I'd love to read some fics that you enjoyed, if you're comfortable with that!!

I'm finding it increasingly hard to point at specific fics (not least because every time I try to do that, these days, about fifty others leap up in the back of my mind screaming "But what about MEEEEEE?"... and I wind up getting nowhere.

But I can easily tell you what authors I read repeatedly (and these are almost exclusively in the BBC!Sherlock fandom, though there are exceptions).

(inserting a cut here, because wow, the list does go on a bit)

...They would include:*

tweedisgood suitesamba sussexbound standbygo ArwaMachine Mildredandbobbin earlgreytea68 LapOtter ellipsical Raina_at vitruvianwatson CaitlinFairchild mydogwatson Khorazir J_Baillier SilentAuror teahigh abundantlyqueer darcylindbergh mistyzeo PrettyArbitrary songlin Calais_Reno cwb Random_Nexus azriona what_alchemy scullyseviltwin Atiki ivyblossom amalnahurriyeh PlaidAdder Salambo06 lifeonmars hitlikehammers keelywolfe Silvergirl bendingsignpost AtlinMerrick professorfangirl emmagrant101 DiscordantWords mydogwatson Ariane_DeVere unicornpoe verityburns mydwynter Mazarin221b belovedmuerto bluebellofbakerstreet Resonant Chryse Beautifulfiction wordstrings cathedral_carver thisprettywren mycapeisplaid philalethia

...For starters. (sighing) (I know I've forgotten names I should be remembering. I'll have to add them later.)

But this should be enough to be going on with for the moment... :)

*I'm not going to try to alphabetize these. I pulled the list from my bookmarks and recent AO3 reading history.

#fanfic #author recs #Sherlock fandom

[alusniper]

• R U S •

💛rus from a spicyhoney fic by @keelywolfe (COLORS)

#alusniper work #colors #undertale #spicyhoney #papyrus #papycest #papcest #underfell #undertale au #au #underswap #underswap papyrus

[aziraphales-library]

hi!! i hope you're all doing well, could i request some muriel-centric or muriel pov fics?

Hello. Here are some Muriel fics...

Bonding By Way of Cupperty by keelywolfe (G)

Muriel hasn't been on Earth very long but she is learning quickly. Some things, though, she's known for a very long time.

Angelic Discovery by AuDHDMess (G)

Muriel reflects on their experiences on Earth and meets a human who gives them insight into their own mind.

Report On Human Behavioral Patterns: 823.7, Austen by halemerry (G)

Muriel reads a book that reminds them of a moment they were never meant to see.

Forever by Fuck_Right_Off (G)

“How long do we wait?” They turn their head to the side, matching the movement they had seen him do just moments before. “Forever.” His shoulders slouch. “Forever?” Muriel parroted. Then as if thinking better on it he says. “Until they need us.” Straightening his back, adjusting his gaze forward. “When will they need us?” “I…don’t know.” Muriel didn’t fully understand but that was alright. They had all the time in the world to understand. They had Forever. They smiled at him, teeth showing unabashed “okay.” ------ or Muriel finds their piece of the infinite puzzle...eventually. one book at a time.

Who Is Taking Books? by Arielavader (T)

Muriel needs the help of the demon Crowley to solve a small mystery at the bookshop... a mystery that leads her to questions she knows she shouldn't ask. The other demon he sent to help isn't making those questions any easier to answer.

The Adventure of the Sad Wet Snake by Kaesa (T)

After moving into the bookshop, Crowley develops a sudden and terrible illness, one that endangers the whole neighborhood. But fortunately for everyone, Muriel is on the case!

- Mod D

#good omens #good omens s2 #muriel #mod d