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xka0tika · 5 months
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acidsaladd · 3 months
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so,, yeah
[id: the first image is a screenshot from an anonymous tumblr ask that reads "was thinking about your ninjago = rainbow dash post and was suddenly flashbanged with the mental image of that one painting of jesus holding a lamb but its kai holding the rainbow horse".
the second image is a redraw of a painting of jesus holding a lamb in his arms in front of a beautiful landscape, but drawn in his place is kai from ninjago holding rainbow dash in his arms with a soft glow around him./end id]
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werepires · 1 year
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Giving the people what they want
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robbyykeene · 5 months
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Cobra Kai universe tumblr dash simulator
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🙍🏼 abolishdads
important context: my dad sucks
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🪲 notbluebeetle
guys if this post gets 300 notes i'll make sure to thank Bofa in my sekai tai winners speech
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who????
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Bofa DEEZ NUTS hahahahaha GOTCHA
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I'm breaking up with you.
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❤️‍🔥 johnny16289293018276377282
i loav compuperrrrrrrshhns snajajakjs d snaa z
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#sale #cars #karate #bonsais #great deals #johnny lawrence sucks #fuck johnny lawrence #no not that way #larusso autos
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trapped in the torture chamber again (forced to do karate with my dad)
#if he tries to get me to wax one more of his stupid cars im calling cps #personal
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not evil anymore i want to be loved now
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“Maiming and killing is bad its against the law” God forbid women do anything anymore
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my sister in christ you literally stabbed me
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and i'll do it again anytime you want princess 😘
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🙍🏼 abolishdads
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#emo #sadboy #my dad sucks #i hate my dad #daddy issues #mommy issues #sadblr
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The karate mob has arrested me for feminism crimes and at dawn I will be canceled without trial. They gave me a computer with one post in the chamber and said to do the honorable thing. I do not recognize my own country
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❤️‍🔥 johnny16289293018276377282
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🥋 myfathersdaughter
HELLO????
🙍🏼 abolishdads
oh so you've got time to learn how to meme but not to call me back?
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it feels like only a week ago I had to explain uber to you...they grow up so fast
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guys relax @notbluebeetle made it for him
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way to kill the joke dude
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‼️‼️‼️ ATTENTION TUMBLR USERS ‼️‼️‼️
Alright listen up girls, gals, and nonbinary pals. You probably know a user going by the username @tortureiscool and might have even interacted with them personally. In real life their name is Terry Silver, and despite what some recent publicity stunts will try to convince you, they are deeply problematic. Recently I've seen a lot of thirst posts hailing him as a 'zaddy' and calling him the 'only ethical billionaire' (😒😒😒) so I needed to come on here set the record straight. In this post I'll be going in depth on some of the more fucked up things he's done over the years, so a big content warning for: abuse, grooming, gaslighting, psychosexual torture, unhealthy bdsm practices, drug abuse, the vietnam war, environmental pollution, and most importantly billionaire shenanigans. Also a BIG thank you to @larusso-auto-offical for helping compile this post. Read more
Based on your likes!
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reblog if you agree @tortureiscool @larusso-auto-official @neverdies @johnny16289293018276377282
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holy shit
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his-littlefox · 5 months
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tag game 🎀
post your nine fav fictional characters and let others describe your type 🫶🏼🕊️ tag your moots!! 💘
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💕from left to right -> jacks (ouabh trilogy) ♡ light yagami (death note) ♡ kai chisaki (bnha) ♡ sebastian sallow (hogwarts legacy) ♡ seto kaiba (yugioh) ♡ chrollo lucilfer (hunter x hunter) ♡ aaron warner (the shatter me series) ♡ anakin skywalker (star wars) ♡ tom riddle (harry potter)
tagging: @sugarcandydoll @danceworshipper @thenorthling @angelicgrl @ohsnapitzcodiex @sweetmourningdoll @sugardonutzz @ssequinox @funfettified @princesscherry @crenna @queenlovesbooks @lemonslut @faerincess @lokisprincessxo @annafangirlz and anyone who wants to!! 💘
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Guess who decided to impulsively go "Oh I'm getting bored of my old style... .... Hey let's change it-"
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Randomly selected characters by my friends here
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kaychen666 · 7 months
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231122 - Daily Study My waifus
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dashing-through-ecto · 3 months
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Something about men and inventing intricate rituals to touch other men.
An art trade with the amazing @cookietastic
A blond and a brunet for a blond and a brunet
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bubblegumflavor · 6 months
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Going into December with my favorite booyyys 🥰🥰🥰🧡🤎🩵🤍💛❄️🌟🎄
(I don't even know if it was now or before, but I accidentally deleted the original post so if you click on the reblog, it is empty. I'm sorry to bother you all again with this piece ^^;)
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yourlocalkitkat · 17 days
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GUYS PLEASE TELL ME YOU SEE THIS
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THIS MLP EPISODE IS SO SEASON 7 CODED YOU GUYS CAN'T PROVE ME OTHERWISE
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plazsma · 7 months
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i think i like plasma so much bc i love red and blue duos i am a sucka for them
alt colours for some old plasma art i posted wrraghhh
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xjustakay · 4 months
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boop
Regulus rolls his eyes, lips twitching. He shifts further upright, breathing in deeply when he settles in a sitting position on top of him. A soft groan escapes at the slight change in position before Regulus tugs his bottom lip between his teeth. Sliding both hands along the top of Regulus’ thighs on either side of his body, James rocks his hips up into him. “Need some water? Gatorade, maybe? Recharge for round two?” He toys. It’s only half a joke, really. Between the tight heat still wrapped around him for several minutes now and how easily caught up James is in Regulus at all times, it doesn’t take much to feel a familiar coil up his spine. The way his cock gradually fills, thighs twitching in anticipation when he braces his feet on the mattress. Regulus sucks in a hitched breath when James’ hands curl around his hips, guiding him forward and back slowly.  It’s on a wavering sigh that Regulus manages, “Your refractory period should be studied.” “Benefits you, though, doesn’t it?” James hums, winking.
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craykaycee · 9 months
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every1 getting jumpscared. oh my gah just like fnaf guys
@pillowspace @bamsara
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dia-smthidk · 3 months
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Who’s canon in the silly little mafia AU?
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all of these idiots
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glitchyk · 2 months
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Mafia blacks incorrect quotes pt 2:
Other mafia incorrect quotes
Characters:
M!Jeffery
M!Rabid @mafia-rabid-mercenary2
M!Dia @mafia-dia-smthidk
M!Bun @mafia-bun
M!Dash @the-mafia-bear
M!Moshieee @mafia-moshie
M!Kay @mafia-kay
All canon characters in this, as of recent times, for the blacks. I might do one including everyone’s favorite non canon characters if I get the time and people wanna see it. Remember that these are all just for the sillies.
Yeah dash is in these, but I made them a while ago.
That’s why this one is short, we have to cut out the traitor 💃 so I’m posting all the old ones so I can do the new ones and slander him.
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M!Kay: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?
M!Dia: Okay.
*later*
M!Bun: M!Dia! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.
M!Kay, whispering: Deny everything.
M!Dia, loudly: That isn't a chair.
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M!Rabid: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.
M!Jeffery: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.
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M!Dash: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?
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M!Jeffery: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?
M!Rabid: IT.
M!Kay: Annabelle.
M!Moshieee: Paranormal Activity.
M!Dash: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.
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M!Bun: Good morning!
M!Jeffery: Is it? Is it really?
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M!Moshieee: Croissants: dropped
M!Dash: Road: works ahead
M!Bun: BBQ sauce: on my titties
M!Dia: Shavacado: fre
M!Kay: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead
M!Jeffery:
M!Jeffery: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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M!Dash to M!Bun: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...
M!Dia: Cockroach ankles!
M!Dash: Ye- uh, what?
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M!Dash, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.
M!Moshieee: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...
M!Dia, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?
M!Dash, spraying M!Moshieee: You FUCKING DUMBASS!
M!Moshieee: Dude, I forgot-
M!Dash: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?
M!Bun: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*
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M!Kay, about a fight between M!Moshieee and M!Dash: It scares me how many knives were involved.
M!Rabid: There… weren’t any knives involved though?
M!Kay: That’s what scares me.
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M!Kay: Are you good?
M!Dash: In what sense?
M!Kay: Generally.
M!Dash: Oh, definitely not.
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M!Kay: Hey, M!Moshieee, have you thought about having children?
M!Moshieee: ...
M!Moshieee: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.
M!Kay: But we're not childr-
M!Moshieee, already distracted: M!JEFFERY, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!
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M!Kay: What do you think M!Rabid will do for a distraction?
M!Bun: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.
*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*
M!Bun: ...or they could do that.
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M!Moshieee: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!
M!Dia: What if they torture us?
M!Moshieee: Just don’t talk!
M!Dia: Can we scream a little?
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M!Rabid: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.
M!Jeffery: That’s a snake.
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M!Rabid: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-
M!Jeffery: *blushes* What are your thoughts?
M!Rabid: The fourth sentence-
M!Jeffery: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-
M!Rabid: It’s “you’re” not “your”.
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M!Dia: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.
M!Kay: Why?
M!Dia, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.
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M!Rabid: M!Jeffery told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.
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M!Dash: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.
M!Dia: Why no 24/7?
M!Dash: Snack breaks.
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M!Rabid: What’s it like being tall?
M!Rabid: Is it nice?
M!Rabid: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
M!Bun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.
M!Dash: It was one time!
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M!Moshieee: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!
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M!Rabid: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.
M!Bun, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.
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M!Bun: What’s sexting?
M!Moshieee: I'm not having this conversation with you.
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M!Moshieee: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.
M!Rabid: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?
M!Dash: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.
M!Jeffery: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!
M!Kay: ...put it away.
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M!Moshieee: M!Rabid told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.
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M!Jeffery: How’s practice going?
M!Moshieee: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.
M!Jeffery: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.
M!Moshieee: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.
M!Jeffery: Don’t tell me how to live my life.
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M!Dia: We need a plan to beat them.
M!Jeffery: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.
M!Dia:
M!Jeffery: Judge me all you want, I get results.
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M!Moshieee: I love you.
M!Dia: How many people have you said that to?
M!Moshieee: Everyone.
M!Dia: What?
M!Moshieee: I told everyone that I love you.
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M!Kay: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.
M!Moshieee: Oh. We're going out?
M!Kay: Wh...
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M!Dash: M!Dia, you're an asshole, man.
M!Dia: You are what you eat M!Dash.
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M!Dia: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together.
M!Moshieee: So, then… détente?
M!Dia: Agreed.
M!Moshieee: Understanding?
M!Dia: Possibly.
M!Moshieee: Cooperation?
M!Dia: Maybe.
M!Moshieee: Trust?
M!Dia: Out of the question.
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M!Kay, playing a video game: How do I play?
*M!Kay has drawn first blood!*
*M!Kay is on a killing spree!*
*M!Kay is on a rampage!*
*M!Kay is unstoppable!*
*M!Kay is dominating!*
*M!Kay is godlike!*
M!Kay: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.
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M!Dia: We need a way to lure in new customers?
M!Moshieee: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!
M!Dash: M!Kay bath water.
M!Kay: ABSOLUTELY NOT!
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M!Kay: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?
M!Rabid: Fake?
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M!Dia: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?
M!Kay: M!Jeffery, probably.
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M!Bun: Okay, two person huddle.
M!Jeffery: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.
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M!Rabid: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.
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M!Bun: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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M!Moshieee: I am an expert at identifying birds.
M!Bun: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?
M!Moshieee: Yeah, they're all birds.
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M!Dash: I dropped M!Jeffery.
M!Moshieee: M!Dash, what the fuck.
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M!Rabid: Hold on, I can explain!
M!Dash: Really? Can you now?
M!Rabid: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.
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M!Jeffery: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.
M!Dia: Those are bones, M!Jeffery.
M!Jeffery: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.
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questionablemuses · 3 days
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//Real talk - getting real tired/annoyed of seeing comparison's of Fizz's weight before & after he left Mammon. Yes, I'm happy for him, but does everything have to be about that? Mammon's over here stewing about it & my MamFizz shipper heart. -grumble grumble- Canon is far off this blog for reasons.
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