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[robbyykeene]

In season 5 Tory murders every single man in the valley and then tracks down Aisha and they share the most passionate, tender kiss the history of the world. And then everyone claps

#🕯️🕯️🕯️ manifesting for season 6 🕯️🕯️🕯️

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Apologizes to the people who follow me for the person I will become when Cobra kai season 6 comes out

#yeah…….

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Cobra kai season 3

Miguel: i might be permanently paralyzed

Sam: i cant go five minutes without having a panic attack

Robby: nobody loves me and im getting the living shit beat out of me every single day

Tory: my pervy landlord is threatening me

Demetri: my best friend snapped my arm in half

Hawk: im being intensely radicalized

…

Daniel: im going to okinawa :)

Johnny: im going on a date with my ex!

#ck rewatch #these kids are going THROUGH it meanwhile johnny and daniel are just. skipping around with their exes suuzhsjsjsjaj

[robbyykeene]

Best thing about Cobra kai is that it's the absolute worst & saddest version of Daniel and Johnny post karate kid franchise. Like a Johnny who never got over and has even regressed past his karate kid 1 development. A Daniel who has never gotten over the karate kid 3. And then they have gay sex about it. The nasty kind.

#real

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Daniel seeing the rivals again

#daniel seeing johnny for the first time: 🤭🥰🤗 #daniel seeing everyone else: 😧😡😰

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underrated robby moment is when he comes out of juvie to johnny and daniel bickering like a married couple and is just like “seriously?”

#here again! #still cannot believe this 16 year old was like ‘you guys hurt my feelings leave me alone :(‘ #and these two grown ass men were like ‘whatever you say man good luck wirh the homelessness! peace ✌️’ #like ahsuhdhshshahhajzhshahhsgagagjskdks #ck rewatch

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When Kreese told Johnny in s2 “you had no life before you met me” and then Johnny told Hawk in s3 “I made you what you are”..... hoping the writers explore that, uh, unfortunate parallel

#*narrator voice* they in fact did not go onto explore that parallel #remember when we were all somewhat hopeful about the future if this show……

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almost karate season. need to watch old men smack each other in the balls to feel normal again.

#real

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post rescinded they should’ve moved it over to the CW

everday i thank the lord that cobra kai isn’t a CW show

#seeing my pre netflix posts about this show is like man…..what a time that was

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In season 6 kreese and silver die in each others arms confessing their eternal love for one another and its the most romantic thing to grace the screen since shakespeare.the end.

#this is my omly wish for season 6 btw #‘kreese and solver should fight to the death’ WRONG. oreese and silver should fuck to the death <3 #the ck writers have the chance to pull a supernatural and i for ine am begging them on my hands and knees to do it

[robbyykeene]

Robby stealing the snake from the zoo for Kreese mirrors his actions in s2 when he went up against Trey and Cruz to retrieve Amanda’s wallet. Both instances he’s essentially trying to “earn his keep.” Prove to adults that should care about him regardless that he belongs and that he deserves to stay within their family.

#killing myself killing myself killing myself

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Inspired by @skeletore’s tags on this gifset

#ck rewatch

[robbyykeene]

elisabeth shue as ali mills, tamlyn tomita as kumiko, robyn lively as jessica andrews, courtney henggeler as amanda larusso

in 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐃 (1984), 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐃, 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈 (1986), 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐊𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐓𝐄 𝐊𝐈𝐃, 𝐏𝐀𝐑𝐓 𝐈𝐈𝐈 (1989), and 𝐂𝐎𝐁𝐑𝐀 𝐊𝐀𝐈 (2018-)

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They really could do anything with s6 and as long as they have sam and robby win the sekai taikai I would have won

(but I know what's more likely is johnny driving miguel carmen rosa and the baby carrier in the caravan and robby gets left at the service station like a lost puppy)

Okay this is going to be controversial coming from a notorious robby apologist but…….I don’t care all that much if he wins the sekai taikai or not. I get that he’s never won a tournament before but i just dont feel like winning will actually add anything meaningful to his character arc? I think a lot of people see winning as “justice” for his character, but personally I’m not really sure what they mean by that. How would winning be justice? How would it serve him in anyway at all? How would it serve the story? Robby has repeatedly stated that he doesn’t care about a trophy, and both instances of him competing in the AVT were attempts to get back at his dad and Daniel, to prove to them and himself that he was independent and could succeed without them. But at the end of season 4, he breaks down to Johnny because he realizes he can’t do it all alone, that he’s still just a kid and needs his dad. And then of course season 5 takes that and does nothing with it, lol. They have Johnny once again push Robby to the back burner in favor of Miguel, rarely show them interact unless it’s an attempt to retcon 90% of the shit Johnny did to him over the last 4 seasons of the show, and then give him a do over baby that’s the reason he even somewhat tries to pull his shit together. And having Robby win a tournament, imo that doesn’t fix anything really. And maybe I’m just biased because I’m not super invested in anything but the meme-ability of this show anymore, so I don’t particularly care who wins the tournament either way. But I guess I just don’t think winning will add anything to his story. And part of me actually kind of likes the idea that he breaks the cycle and doesn’t let some silly tournament losses destroy his future, like what happened to Johnny.

And the same goes for Sam tbh. What does winning add to her character? In fact, what does it add to any of the characters? I think a big problem with this show is that at this point, most of the kids character arcs wrapped up a while ago. At this point, any one of them winning won’t serve as a meaningful resolution to their story for me, but just as entertainment. So they could have Bert win for pure comedy’s sake lol. Or if they switch it up and have it be teams/doubles fights, it would be fun to see Miguel and Robby working together, and Sam and Tory working together (which I do think at least would be more meaningful than solo wins). But overall, personally I just….do not care all that much who wins and loses.

#anyway thats bot to say i think youre wrong for wanting to see robby win #everyone wants different things and thats great! it makes talking about the show so much more fun and engaging when everyone has #a different pov! #also your prediction is apt but can I ammend it: #johnny is going to miss the birth of his kid for [insert any reason] and its ROBBY who ends up being the deason johnny makes it on time #thereby (in the writers logic) completing robbys ‘redemption’. #which is just. ahdbdjiwiiahsnndjsjs i hate it already and it hasnt even happened 😭 #asks

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her armpits would NOT be clean shaven

#tory nichols

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cobra kai is a comedy

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Crazy that they had hawk literally beat another kid half to death only for three episodes later him to just go “actually I want to be good now!” And everyone backed him up

#ck rewatch