#mafia bun

[rabid-mercenary16]

Y’all should totally give me an outfit you’d wear for a fancy event like a casino setting

@moshieee

@dia-smthidk

@bunnybunnsowo

#mafia rabid #mafia bun #mafia sona #mafia día #artists on tumblr #mafia au #mafia moshieee

[dia-smthidk]

God I know it wouldn’t happen, but now I’m just imagining the chaos if mafia Dia acted like an old peepaw without his meds.

He just appears holding someone under the arms as if they were a cat

“…What is that, boss?”

“Your sibling”

“…That’s a random ass kid boss.”

“…It is?”

He’s just confused

I know it wouldn’t happen, but now I’m just imagining it. Though honestly, most the members would probably just shrug it off like “eh, alright, whatever”

technically how Moshie got into the mafia

#sona mafia au #mafia au #mafia dia #mafia moshie #mafia rabid #mafia bun #dia’s art #dia-asks

[vexation-816]

Taking The Shortcut

"Just robbed a casino. Feeling good 👍"

#i love my job #im the getaway driver mfs

#sona mafia au #mafia moshieee #mafia rabid #mafia bun #mafia dia #mafia norman

[mafia-bun]

Yast a lil comic. Bun love his family as much as i love my siblings and i yast want to give him more happy moments with them

@mafia-rabid-mercenary2 hehe you are here 💖

#mafia rabid #mafia bun #mafia au

[glitchyk]

I love how confused my friend got when I did a little explanation of the aces and what you should expect when working for them

If you work for the aces, one in particular instead of overall, just what I’d expect:

Working under @mafia-rabid-mercenary2 (not main account)

Probably having to deal with slight ranting

Don’t get attacked by major… try not to at least — HE CHANGES SIZE. HE CAN TURN BIG AND PROVABLY EAT YOU, just a heads up

Will have to do the dishes/ will probably get flirted with by jester to do the dishes if she knows your weak for that

Really gotta know how to clean up blood

Working under @moshieee

Be prepared to deal with infected Floffis

Will probably have Mosh somewhat menacingly looking over you and making sure you’re taking care of yourself (if you’re close)

Don’t let blood make contact with the void, we know you have gloves for that to avoid the ‘Moshieee touch’, but still, just make sure

You will probably also have to do the dishes, since they don’t like it either

No spoons, or chickens.

Their very quiet, so don’t be surprised if they sneak up on you unintentionally

They just stare off a lot, and can be talkative or quiet, depends on the person and day

Working under @bunnybunnsowo

Probably get flirted with every once a while

Be prepared for affection, from what I’ve seen of bun, he’s a lil cuddly when you’re close

Don’t let them get the catnip… they already had a knife confiscated by Dia when they were acting erratically while under the influence of catnip

There are raptors, so be prepared for that… they found a random grenade on grounds once

Working under @dia-smthidk

Dia is the scapegoat, so he’s the ‘boss’ in the eyes of the public, if you work right under him, I wouldn’t be surprised if you were held under a tighter grip

Peepaw needs his meds, you’ll probably have to remind him to take them

Don’t go into his office when he is or isn’t there, don’t pry for the love of god, if it’s Rabid’s shenanigans than it’ll probably be not as harsh if you’re caught, but just aside from that don’t risk it

If you find out about his family situation, try not to remind the old British man about his dead/missing kids

He misses his bio kids, tails

If he starts calling you his kid or if he just comes back to the mansion with a random person under his arm… that happens a lot, he tends to pick up kids off the street… you’ll get used to it

(Using blue for Dia since I can’t use yellow)

Yes, peepaw Dia needs his meds

(Sorry for the @‘s y’all, I figured you’d wanna know if I’m talking about your characters… plus I found my friend’s reaction funny)

#sona mafia au #mafia sona au #mafia au #rabid mercenary #bunnybunnsowo #moshieee #dia smthidk #mafia moshieee #mafia bun #mafia Dia #mafia rabid

[mafia-dia-smthidk]

*you found an envelope on the desk and mess in Diamond documents *

*you open the envelope *

"Helo I whod like to ask you to return this wolf in bunny clothing to us we founding his usefull plus hes a good house pet "

*in the envelope you founf few photos *

[m!Dia had just entered his office, still holding the radio. Whilst he hid the radio away in his hair, he noticed the mess, read the envelope, & took a moment to view the photos]

“The fuck..?”

[He had a few questions brewing already. Who left this note? Where did the mess come from? When did these photos happen? What association did the rabbit have with them?]

#sona mafia au #mafia of the reds #mafia dia #mafia bun #in character

[mafia-moshie]

*bun peek throw the vent and come to mosh * ....mosh ?*they boink they nose to mosh showder worried *

[[they're in the hallway outside a side kitchen]]

As bun approached Razbur started to growl remembering the last two visits and fight

The floffis hopped over to block Bun from moshie keeping its tail firmly wrapped around them while they continued to quietly cry into the bowl

#[[i feel bad for this but Razbur is highly possessive right now defence mode and all that]] #mafia moshieee #mafia bun #sona mafia au #in character #mafia rp #mafia au #asks

[moshieee]

I whod like to know mafia mosh resection on this ->

(was this being wounded or after they killed someone?

If he killed someone: Welcome back... do you need anything to clean up...?

I Don't think it would be good for our image if someone saw you covered in blood...

If it was them getting hurt: ...*short stare* *carefully rushing them to get treated without touching any of the blood and calling someone to take care of the wounds*

#after you were better they would ask who and the rest of the aces would probably be on the hunt as well #asks #mafia bun #tw blood #mafia moshieee #sona mafia au

[mafia-norman]

Game of UNO in a nutshell

Rabid is owned by @rabid-mercenary15

Norman is owned by Me

Moshie is owned by @moshieee

Bun is owned by @bunnybunnsowo

Kay is owned by @glitchyk

#mafia sona au #mafia rabid #mafia norman #mafia moshieee #mafia bun #mafia kay

[mafia-kay]

how would you feel if I… just caused some anon chaos and threw you directly at one of the canon mob members? Like @mafia-moshie, @mafia-dia-smthidk, @mafia-bun, @mafia-rabid-mercenary2?

totally… not planning on throwing you directly at one of tejm

totally

Kay slowly looked at the anon, seeming unamused as hell, “Okay when I said I was going to take suggestions of where I should go, I didn’t mean throwing me face first into people… that’s kinda rude—? Besides like all of them are busy right now, I’m pretty sure, and aside from Dia, if I were to be thrown into anyone else, they’d probably think I’m an enemy, due to randomly appearing and crashing into them.”

[[It would be a non canon interaction, also, let’s not @ people when asking questions about em, go ask em yourselves and please don’t bother them by mentioning them in a post that really has little to nothing to do with them. Sorry guys if you’re seeing this :< ]]

#mafia kay #mafia au #mafia sona au #sona mafia au #in character #the informant #the informant answers #mafia Dia #mafia jeffery #mafia rabid #mafia bun #mafia moshieee

[rabid-mercenary16]

Posting quickly before I get to class

#artists on tumblr #ditgital art #mafia rabid #mafia bun #mafia sona #mafia art #mafia au #sona mafia au #mafia moshieee #mafia dia

[dia-smthidk]

”Miss, why does he have to stick with me..?”

“Because funny”

#/silly #art #sona mafia au #mafia of the reds #mafia bun #mafia diamond #mafia candice #bun appearance #mutuals #dia-asks

[vexation-816]

Car Chase

Remeber that one getaway driver comment I made well the idea finally came back.

(Bun Im sorry but I had to.)

Mafia Dia is from @dia-smthidk

Mafia Bun is from @bunnybunnsowo

Mafia Moshiee is from @moshieee

Mafia Rabid is from @rabid-mercenary15

Mafia Norman is made my me

(Sorry for all the @'s I just wanted to give proper credit to the characters)

(Bun sorry I had to do you like that)

(Also Happy Birthday Dia and wish you many more 🙂👍(

#sona mafia au #mafia rabid #mafia dia #mafia moshieee #mafia bun #mafia norman #Happy birthday Dia

[mafia-bun]

@butlerbugbunny "i like holding your paw buggy ..is so calming "

[click for better quality]

#mafia bun #mafia bug #art

[glitchyk]

Mafia blacks incorrect quotes pt 2:

Other mafia incorrect quotes

Characters:

M!Jeffery

M!Rabid @mafia-rabid-mercenary2

M!Dia @mafia-dia-smthidk

M!Bun @mafia-bun

M!Dash @the-mafia-bear

M!Moshieee @mafia-moshie

M!Kay @mafia-kay

All canon characters in this, as of recent times, for the blacks. I might do one including everyone’s favorite non canon characters if I get the time and people wanna see it. Remember that these are all just for the sillies.

Yeah dash is in these, but I made them a while ago.

That’s why this one is short, we have to cut out the traitor 💃 so I’m posting all the old ones so I can do the new ones and slander him.

••+^+••

M!Kay: If you get in trouble, I'm gonna be like... a lawyer to you. Ok?

M!Dia: Okay.

*later*

M!Bun: M!Dia! Sit down on the chair, you're in trouble.

M!Kay, whispering: Deny everything.

M!Dia, loudly: That isn't a chair.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

M!Jeffery: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

••+^+••

M!Dash: Anybody got any crayons so I can color in my Ph. D.?

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: What's the scariest horror movie you've ever watched?

M!Rabid: IT.

M!Kay: Annabelle.

M!Moshieee: Paranormal Activity.

M!Dash: High School Musical. All throughout high school I was scared that everyone was gonna randomly get up and start singing and dancing, and I would be the only one who doesn't know the words.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Good morning!

M!Jeffery: Is it? Is it really?

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Croissants: dropped

M!Dash: Road: works ahead

M!Bun: BBQ sauce: on my titties

M!Dia: Shavacado: fre

M!Kay: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead

M!Jeffery:

M!Jeffery: ...I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.

••+^+••

M!Dash to M!Bun: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just...

M!Dia: Cockroach ankles!

M!Dash: Ye- uh, what?

••+^+••

M!Dash, spraying a melted cutting board with a tiny water gun: We gotta cool this bitch down. Cool it down.

M!Moshieee: I actually just put the cutting board in the oven...

M!Dia, visibly confused: Okay, so they decided to put the cutting board in the oven?

M!Dash, spraying M!Moshieee: You FUCKING DUMBASS!

M!Moshieee: Dude, I forgot-

M!Dash: OH MY FUCKING GOD! We're trying to make Chicken Alfredo right now, and you fucking MELT the cutting board in the oven at 400 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT!?

M!Bun: *Watching in complete confusion while trying to process this whole situation.*

••+^+••

M!Kay, about a fight between M!Moshieee and M!Dash: It scares me how many knives were involved.

M!Rabid: There… weren’t any knives involved though?

M!Kay: That’s what scares me.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Are you good?

M!Dash: In what sense?

M!Kay: Generally.

M!Dash: Oh, definitely not.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Hey, M!Moshieee, have you thought about having children?

M!Moshieee: ...

M!Moshieee: Does looking over you and the others not seem like I already do? Because I promise you, it sure feels like it.

M!Kay: But we're not childr-

M!Moshieee, already distracted: M!JEFFERY, PUT THE FIRE DOWN!

••+^+••

M!Kay: What do you think M!Rabid will do for a distraction?

M!Bun: They'll probably, like, make a noise or throw a rock. That's what I would do.

*Building explodes and several car alarms go off*

M!Bun: ...or they could do that.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Remember, if you get captured, no matter what they do, don’t talk!

M!Dia: What if they torture us?

M!Moshieee: Just don’t talk!

M!Dia: Can we scream a little?

••+^+••

M!Rabid: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen.

M!Jeffery: That’s a snake.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

M!Jeffery: *blushes* What are your thoughts?

M!Rabid: The fourth sentence-

M!Jeffery: Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

M!Rabid: It’s “you’re” not “your”.

••+^+••

M!Dia: Reverse tooth fairy where you leave money under your pillow and the tooth fairy comes and leaves you a bunch of teeth.

M!Kay: Why?

M!Dia, shaking a bag of teeth: Just because.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: M!Jeffery told me to stop being immature, so I told them to get out of my fort.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I just wanna be called cute 21/7.

M!Dia: Why no 24/7?

M!Dash: Snack breaks.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: What’s it like being tall?

M!Rabid: Is it nice?

M!Rabid: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?

M!Bun: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb 4 chairs, 2 boxes, a small coffee table and 6 oddly placed stools to get what they want.

M!Dash: It was one time!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Of course I have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I've been the same height since I was twelve!

••+^+••

M!Rabid: If you spell skeletons backwards, it still spells skeletons.

M!Bun, deadpan: Wow, I can't wait for Halloween to see some snoteleks.

••+^+••

M!Bun: What’s sexting?

M!Moshieee: I'm not having this conversation with you.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: Problem, I can't tell if this food is over-sauced or undercooked.

M!Rabid: Solution, just pop it back in the oven for another 10 minutes. There's at least a 50% chance that'll fix it, right?

M!Dash: Result? Food has somehow become unpleasantly soggy and unpleasantly crunchy at the exact same time.

M!Jeffery: No better time than this to pull out my favorite word! Slunchy!

M!Kay: ...put it away.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: M!Rabid told me that brown is just navy orange, and I have never been more disappointed with something I agree with.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: How’s practice going?

M!Moshieee: Terrible. I want to stab everybody there.

M!Jeffery: Okay, just don’t get any blood on your clothes.

M!Moshieee: …you shouldn’t be condoning this.

M!Jeffery: Don’t tell me how to live my life.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a plan to beat them.

M!Jeffery: Okay, listen up. First, we fill their shoes with wet cat food.

M!Dia:

M!Jeffery: Judge me all you want, I get results.

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I love you.

M!Dia: How many people have you said that to?

M!Moshieee: Everyone.

M!Dia: What?

M!Moshieee: I told everyone that I love you.

••+^+••

M!Kay: Just a minute. I need to go take out the trash.

M!Moshieee: Oh. We're going out?

M!Kay: Wh...

••+^+••

M!Dash: M!Dia, you're an asshole, man.

M!Dia: You are what you eat M!Dash.

••+^+••

M!Dia: I suppose you’re right. We really would be better off working together.

M!Moshieee: So, then… détente?

M!Dia: Agreed.

M!Moshieee: Understanding?

M!Dia: Possibly.

M!Moshieee: Cooperation?

M!Dia: Maybe.

M!Moshieee: Trust?

M!Dia: Out of the question.

••+^+••

M!Kay, playing a video game: How do I play?

*M!Kay has drawn first blood!*

*M!Kay is on a killing spree!*

*M!Kay is on a rampage!*

*M!Kay is unstoppable!*

*M!Kay is dominating!*

*M!Kay is godlike!*

M!Kay: Don’t worry guys, I figured it out.

••+^+••

M!Dia: We need a way to lure in new customers?

M!Moshieee: Maybe we could have some fun, interactive events!

M!Dash: M!Kay bath water.

M!Kay: ABSOLUTELY NOT!

••+^+••

M!Kay: Wow, great work on the Halloween decorations. Where did you get the fake skeletons?

M!Rabid: Fake?

••+^+••

M!Dia: We've got to find a way to cut down our expenses. What can we live without?

M!Kay: M!Jeffery, probably.

••+^+••

M!Bun: Okay, two person huddle.

M!Jeffery: You can't huddle with two people. This is just a hug.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: I'm not funny, I'm just really mean and people think I'm joking.

••+^+••

M!Bun: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!

••+^+••

M!Moshieee: I am an expert at identifying birds.

M!Bun: Okay, what about those ones flying over there?

M!Moshieee: Yeah, they're all birds.

••+^+••

M!Dash: I dropped M!Jeffery.

M!Moshieee: M!Dash, what the fuck.

••+^+••

M!Rabid: Hold on, I can explain!

M!Dash: Really? Can you now?

M!Rabid: I can if you give me a minute to think of a convincing lie.

••+^+••

M!Jeffery: Wow. I keep stepping on a lot of crunchy twigs.

M!Dia: Those are bones, M!Jeffery.

M!Jeffery: *looks straight up* Not if I never look down.

#sona mafia #mafia sona #sona mafia au #mafia sona au #mafia AU #mafia dash #mafia dia #mafia jeffery #mafia moshieee #mafia bun #mafia rabid #mafia kay #mafia blacks incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mafia incorrect quotes

[mafia-dia-smthidk]

How do you feel about the bunny?

”He was a good part of the team.”

“Too bad he had to leave so soon..it was nice having company in here.”

[she gestured to her office]

#sona mafia au #mafia of the reds #mafia diamond #mafia bun #in character