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f1zoom-froom · 16 days
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Ferrari is no longer satisfied with making themselves look like fools and have now branched out to ME. "Shades of blue" MY ASS.
WHAT IS THAT??? Not fucking blue!!! There may be blue *on* the car, but that car is still red! Whoever made the version of the car that was entirely blue is my new favourite, and whoever designed this LIE of a livery is now my mortal enemy. I will be learning Italian in order to argue with them throughly.
"Shades of blue" I've seen more blue in a black and white movie.
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daveydavs · 6 months
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IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM NORMAL IM-
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bluesidedown · 11 months
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NOOOOOOOOOOO
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mins-fins · 1 month
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where do we go
&&. conversations between lung destroyi— i mean, smoking cigarettes.
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pairing: lee donghyuck x gn!reader
genre: some weird thing idk..
warnings: smoking, readers got some bad friends
word count: 0.9k
notes: can you believe this.. TWO POSTS IN ONE DAY!??? okay my first hyuck post today was a timestamp i posted while on the bus home but hey!! two posts in one day is crazy.. also both of them being for haechan, i don't like him guys i just had two good ideas containing smoking and he was the first idol that came to mind 😖 he's the loml fr 💗 but no no no im not a sunflower dont get it wrong 🙏 also i dont smoke, based this off shit i've read and observing all the adults in my life who smoke around me 🙁 dont crucify me for not being accurate #smokers
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"you have a lighter?"
the question strikes you as odd. you snap out of your street lamp gazing and turn to the stranger beside you. you blink a few times, as if you couldn't fathom why such a question would be asked. the stranger waits patiently for your answer, mouth seemingly zipped shut after asking the question. "what?" you inquire like an idiot.
"a lighter" he reiterates, raising an inflammable joint tucked between his index and middle finger in the air. you allow for your mouth to form a small 'o', and you clear your throat, suddenly feeling flustered. he snickers lightly, and your almost afraid that he's laughing at you. "you don't smoke?"
you smile weakly, just sighing as you begin rummaging through your pockets. "no it's just.. today's not my day, i'm upset about some shit that's all" when you finally find the lighter you remember you placed into your pocket, you passed it over to him with a throw. "here".
the stranger doesn't seem to be that interested in your lighter anymore, his face coloring in concern at the sound of you being upset. you aren't sure why he even cares, there's no reason for him to. you ignore his look of concern, just rubbing your eyes. "oh? what's upsetting you so much?"
you allow for yourself to snort at the words. "it's nothing, really, i don't want to burden you with my issues" you dismiss him with a wave, watching as he lights the cigarette and takes his first drag of the joint.
"no please" he responds, blowing the smoke out through his lips. he tosses you back your lighter. "you gave me your lighter, so i'll sit here and listen to you vent your issues" he places a prideful hand on his chest, as if you were supposed to celebrate him for that or something.
"wow, should i clap for you to honor such generosity?"
"well you don't have to, but i would love if you did" oh! so this guy is a comedian, your tongue pokes through your inner cheek as you let out another silent sigh, straightening your posture in your seat. your train isn't coming for another ten minutes.
"oh lord where are my manners? lee donghyuck!" he pairs a charming smile with his introduction, and you almost laugh (key word: almost) at the allure of this stranger. he holds out his hand for you to take, presumably for a handshake, and it's not like it'll kill you or anything, so you take his hand, shaking it.
"l/n y/n" you respond, he doesn't hold your hand for long, his grip quickly slipping away from yours as he leans back in his seat sighing.
"alright then, y/n" he begins, playing with the joint in his fingers. "what's making you so upset tonight?"
"do i have to tell you?"
"would you rather sit here in silence and watch me destroy my lungs?"
the answer to that question is easy, no, when given the ultimatum, talking about your issues seems much easier than whatever else he was saying. "it's just— my friends suck! they call me overdramatic for wanting birthday gifts and then they proceed to blow up my phone with texts!"
donghyuck raises an eyebrow, blowing out more smoke. "they didn't even try to get you gifts?"
"they didn't even remember my birthday!" you shout, getting more and more irritated as you recall the incident. "i've literally gotten ignored all day, they only just remembered like two hours ago! can you believe that?"
"what a bunch of assholes.." he mumbles, a smell of burnt cigarettes in the air. "what kind of friends are those?"
"right? and now they're just expecting me to answer their calls!? they can go to hell for all i care!"
"petty" donghyuck comments absentmindedly, his smile doesn't go unnoticed by you, he has such a nice smile, you note. "i like it" he says again, playing with the joint in his fingers.
"i have every right to be petty, they don't deserve my attention.." you brush dust off your sweater, looking forward at the train tracks, your eyes cast up at the board which usually displays how long until your train comes. "you've gotta be fucking kidding me".
"what's wrong now?"
"train is delayed".
"ah" donghyuck resists the urge to laugh at your look of defeat, he doesn't want to upset you. "guess were gonna have to walk home".
you groan at the idea, but you stand up, though begrudgingly. "i don't live anywhere near this place" you shove your hands into your pockets, now annoyed by the fact that you'll have to walk home, just another horrible thing to add onto your horrible day.
"well, we could always walk together".
at donghyuck's suggestion, you give him a baffled look, and he finally does laugh at the look you share with him, taking another drag of the joint tucked between his fingers. "were still strangers, i'm not sure that's safe".
"you gave me your lighter, were basically soulmates".
the statement makes a baffled chortle escape your lips, and you click your tongue at his words. you try your best to ignore the constant buzzing of your phone. "wow, your a comedian aren't you?"
"a proud one too".
the words get another laugh out of you, and you look down at the floor, at your moving feet. "at least let me walk you out of the station, i don't want to leave you here".
"how endearing, lee donghyuck" you tease, finally looking up at him and meeting his eyes. he seems to like those words, because he allows for his lips to turn up into a grin. he drops his cigarette onto the ground and puts it out with his foot. "fine, i'll let you walk me out".
"thank you! i won't disappoint!"
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le-92vi · 3 months
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It's You and Me (Part 1)
Geto Suguru x Reader
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Genres/Warnings: nothing really, reader is Suguru's junior. fem!reader, academic weapon!reader (bc i'm not^^) hs!geto. Mostly fluff and banter. Not proofread.
Word Count: 1.5k
Notes: hello again! I'm still unsure if i should make a whole series out of this or just drabbles, or maybe... nothing more, even though i kinda have a story line in mind. Please let me know if you liked this one and would like more parts to this fic. im also sorry for not making regular updates. (Reviews, critics anything<3) I hope you like and enjoy this one!!<33
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"Yeah, Mom, I'm getting off from school. Just text me whatever you need." You end the call with your mother.
Maki, who stood a couple of lockers away from you and happened to be listening to the conversation, cocked her eyebrow at you. "More housewarming parties?"
You chuckled at how well she knew your mom as you gathered your belongings from your locker and shoved them in your backpack. "I guess. She loves being a good host. Would you mind a little detour to the market?"
"Not at all." She closes your locker for you. "We can get the décor stuff for the presentation too."
"Nice!"
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"Mom," you called out as you and Maki hauled all the groceries to the kitchen counters. 
"In here," she called out from the living room. 
"Maybe the guests are over already," Maki shrugged.
"But we just got here with the food? Aren't they supposed to be here for dinner?" You asked sheepishly. 
Maki gave you a sarcastic upturned smile. "How am I supposed to know that?"
"You're back! And Maki's here too!" Your mom appeared from the hallways, greeting Maki with a hug the first thing.
It didn't even faze you at this point just how smitten your mom had become with her. And it was endearing too, not that you'd ever admit it out loud. 
You clear your throat to get your mom's attention, "Excuse me, you two..." only to earn laughs from both of them. 
"You're such a silly girl." She took the other bag from your hand, plopping it on the counter. "Anyways, you should go greet our new neighbors. You too, Maki. They have a son around you guys' age. Take him upstairs with you. Poor kid's bored out of his mind sitting there." 
Immediately, Maki's eyes met with yours as you shrugged.
"Go on, now."  Your mom motioned towards the door as the two of you made a beeline outside. 
"New neighbor, huh? Finally, some action in your life, Miss Prude." Maki nudged you, fake-wiping a tear from her eye. "Guess you won't need me around anymore."
"God, Maki! You're so overdramatic," was all you could manage to say, as all your words died in your mouth.
THIS HAD TO BE SOME SICK JOKE.
Suguru Geto. The smartest and most popular guy in your senior school. The Suguru Geto was hunched over the love seat in your living room, visibly bored out of his mind.
You decided that it was for the best for you to ignore his presence in the room for the time being and greet his parents first. You bowed in greeting as you wished them, and so did Maki. That seemed to have grabbed Suguru's attention: "Hey, I've seen you guys in school. I think..." His voice trailed out as he tried to remember where he'd seen you from.
His eyes fixed on both you and Maki, hoping that your presence would gratify his curiosity.
Maki did, as you mentally facepalmed yourself for going blank. Briefly introducing the both of you, she elbowed you in the side to join in on the conversation. But you didn't know what to say, especially to him.
"I have a lot of books. Do you want to check them out?" you blurted. He liked to read, right? You've seen him practically living in the school library. You were supposed to hang out with him after all, right?
"Sure," he says, seeing it as his only chance to escape from the room of boring adult talks, as he follows you and Maki to your room. It was almost as if your body had gone into auto-pilot mode; you were moving without having to think—or rather, your brain was clouded with Suguru's presence, and you couldn't think.
All of it felt wrong. He wasn't supposed to be in your home, let alone your room. And, even though Maki was there too, it didn't help the blaring alarms going off in your brain.
"This is it," your hand gestured at the book shelf filled with books, top to bottom. 
Suguru let out a small chuckle. "I think we have very different ideas of 'a lot of books'." He plopped down on your study chair, while Maki snickered and made herself comfortable on your bed. 
"What do you mean?" You sat beside Maki, turning your head from her to Suguru, trying to find out the object of their amusement. "What is it?" You looked at her sheepishly. 
Maki turns your head towards her, squishing your face in her palms with a look of jest and something motherly. "He likes reading novels, not text books, honey."
"Oh!" you exclaimed, feeling very stupid. How were you supposed to know that he liked fiction? It's not like you ever crept up on him to get a peek at his paperback. "I'm sure I can find some novels for you too! You could've just said so." You sprung up from your place and walked towards your book shelf to find one. You were determined to find a book for him now.
"What genre do you like?" You said, knowing full well you might not even have something close to it.
"Nevermind. I don't feel like reading in the first place; I just wanted to get away from the parents. No  offense." He swung around in your chair. "What else have you got?" 
And something in your brain shifted. He looked so comfortable in your house. It was astonishing. Truly. While you racked your brain trying to adjust to his presence, he looked like he had always belonged there, swinging so freely in your chair. As if you had known each other for a very long time.
For a moment, you forgot about Maki's presence, drowning in his beauty. His eyes, lips. his hair, falling perfectly into place. His voice. It was like he was hand-sculpted with so much care. Until you were brought back to your reality by an elbow to your side. "You should give that a rest unless you want to puncture a hole in me," you pouted at her, rubbing your side to ease the pain.
She, in turn, snickered at you, "What are you so lost in thought about?"
Suguru Geto!
Wasn't it obvious? But, you were kinda thankful that neither of them noticed. "Dinner should be ready by now, right? I'm starving!" You exclaimed, trying to change the topic as fast as you could, dragging Maki by her hand and cocking your head at Suguru, "Let's go."
"You can't just ignore my question like that, you-" her words were cut short by your hand on her ringing phone, "Someone's calling," You swung it near her face in haste.
"Just you and your luck." She whispered to you and gave you her signature scowl before answering her phone.
"I'm so hungry I could eat a horse!" You tried making small talk while Maki was busy on the phone, trying your best to not have Suguru notice your tiny, little crush on him. That had to be why you had been acting so strange since you got home, completely zoned out and clueless.
"Bad news, I gotta go" She stuffed her phone back in her jeans.
"No! Why?" You frowned. "Dinner's just ready."
"I know, but I think it's urgent." She rushed back upstairs to grab her bag. "I'll have to call a rain check on the project today, sorry."
"Don't worry about the project. Is everything okay?" You call after her, but she'd already disappeared out of your sight, "I'll ask Mom to pack her some food."
You rush to your mom to explain everything to her, while she packs Maki's portion of the dinner for her. "It's going to get cold by the time she'll eat it" She sighed.
"Go safely!" You hand Maki her dinner, seeing her off like a military wife. "I wish you could stay longer."
"Who's being dramatic now, huh?" She shook her head with laughter at your antics.
You were just glad you could make her laugh. "I'll call you later!" You called after her as you watched her leave, to which she turned around to wave at you.
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Soon enough dinner was over too and the guests were beginning to leave.
You were now much more comfortable in Suguru's presence. More than you'd like to admit. And, you didn't completely hate the thought of it. He could be a good guy, after all.
You wondered how the rest of your school year would be, now that you'd practically befriended the School's ace, the most sought after guy, as you and your family walked the Geto's to the driveway.
While the parents bid good nights to each other, Suguru quietly popped up beside you, "I'm looking forward to seeing you more often, neighbor." Before running ahead to catch up with his parents, turning back slightly to get a final glimpse of you.
It's going to be a long year.
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hanniluvi · 9 months
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helloooo !!! can i have hanni gf hcs? thank you
💭 — HANNI AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND !
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SOPH — hihi ofc!! tysm for requesting :) <3 this is SOOO overdue but im starting to work on my requests again <3 im sorry if this is a bit short, i haven’t been motivated recently but i tried! anyways smth for my bae hanni <3
WARNINGS — use of petnames (bae/babe)
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— the person who you could just be honest with and talk about everything and ANYTHING. like we’ve seen her on that debate episode, bae was PREPARED! so i think she’d be also that talkative with you!
— i would say she’s touchy? like she loves physical touch, it’s one of her love languages. so when she’s by you, be shocked if she doesn’t start cuddling you or resting a body part on you LMAO 😭😭😭
— seems like someone who would do playful childish teasing. LIKE sticking tongue out or be like “ooouuuu” YKWIM? she does it for the fun of it and wanting a reaction. she’d be more than glad if you joined her <3
— forget about petnames, she’s gonna call you bro and dude all the time LMFAOOO. it’s a habit of hers and probably a habit of yours too, let’s be honest so it’s hard to stop! but if she does use one, it would probably be bae / babe bc she likes how it sounds
— idk…she seems the type to get jealous easily ? like she’d get real pouty or be overdramatic js for you to get the hint. she’d pretend to act cold after you notice but then just give in under your touch
— would make you do weird things w/ her LMFAO. like who wouldn’t want to ding dong ditch someone’s hotel room? hanni hanni hanni….
— would def hype you up! like she’d instantly scream and shout be like “ayyy, that’s my bae!”. just makes you feel so confident about yourself </3
— the type to just like tackle you HELP. like oh you’re laying down? she’s already preparing to jump on top of you.
— despite being pretty playful, i think she would be understanding. like she’s willing to hear you out and would change anything that you don’t like or whatnot.
— whenever she sees you sad, she instantly goes and check up on you. 😧 THIS EMOJI IS HER. and she would be like “what’s wrong?” as she rubs on your back.
— when one of you is stressed/sad (or both), she’d suggest taking a walk outside just to clear up your/her mind a bit. a bonus if it’s at night, since she loves taking walks at night.
— would probably try to make you laugh but end up laughing at herself before she could. but that doesn’t matter, since her laugh is contagious, it ends up with you laughing as well.
— probably loves matching stuff! i think she’d get really excited with matching necklaces, and even matching wallpapers!
— she’s just really comforting to be around, and you’ll never be bored when she’s around!
— forces you to watch movies with her. like she would get all excited when she finds a new movie to watch with you. so when she’s all giddy, who are you to refuse?? movie nights/dates are definitely your thing w/ her!
— likes taking silly pics and vids 😭 and whenever you tell her to delete it off your phone, she just goes “but you’re so cute here!” which explains why she has a whole album of you and her…(you also get a separate album of js you on her phone <3)
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💭 — cool with you is literally stuck in my head
NWJNS PERM TAGLIST — @miumiuangel222
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comradeboyhalo · 6 months
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ok so ive been thinking abt this for a while now but i just want to make it clear about this blog's tone when it comes to any post that seems negative towards the admins in regards to bad.
i always feel kinda horrible complaining abt bad on the qsmp when it comes to the admins, bc it does seem so miniscule that it just feels nitpicky. the admins are great! they work so hard! and, to be clear, i DONT think the admins have anything against bad, i think they love him and will always do what's best for every streamer. they've done a lot FOR him and my little nitpicks dont negate that!
i guess its moreso the dsmp issue where it just builds up over time? like no dsmp streamer was obligated to take the egg arc seriously or care about it, it was just a bit exhausting on our end when the bigger ccs always ended up being the ones to make the egg a joke. i never hated cc!tommy for choosing to be immune to the egg, but i was in pain seeing his twitch chat mock the egg arc in response to that.
and the same i guess happens with qsmp admins? its been several times now where qsmpen hasn't updated at all for bad, when they've updated for every other english streamer that day. or several times where they've deleted an update tweet because they took his words out of context and accidentally sent him hate. or giving him clues that lead to another character's lore. or host a movie night and have him barely feature, while bigger ccs get several animatics surrounding them. and i know this is NOT THEIR FAULT. they're busy, they truly do want the best for everyone, none of this is intentional! and im nitpicking small mistakes! but also i want to share these gripes on my blog, and have everyone know that while i completely understand why these mistakes happen, i just need somewhere to air my grievances.
basically: none of my bitching is every personal. im overdramatic. i was worse during dsmp times. please know "im annoyed by this mistake" and "the admins are amazing and they make qsmp shine" are in perfect coexistence on this blog.
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jjunsolos · 10 months
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LET ME IN! - good days by sza
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synopsis - jeon yn is a mysterious human being. people only know her as “kazuhas silent buddy”. this makes beomgyu curious. curious enough to try and befriend yn himself. if only she wasnt so stubborn…
warnings - written, awkwardness (as mf always😭), mentions of food, rushed writing (my apologies). lmk if i missed anything🙏🏽
word count - 791
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2:40 pm .
you walk to the cafe, taking in the way the sun makes the flowers look a little more beautiful. everything is so calm right now. and you look as carefree as possible. but thats far from reality. in your mind youre thinking of all the negative outcomes that could happen after you two talk. what if you guys dont make up? what if he hates you for being so overdramatic? are you in the wrong? everythings so messy in your head.
the only thing youre sure of is that you want this to be over. you want to go back to how things were. and you hope that you dont end up in tears by the end of the conversation.
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‘movie star’ by kairo plays in your headphones as you wait for beomgyu to enter the cafe. your fingers are tapping against the table as you unconsciously start bouncing your leg, something you do when youre nervous.
and when the little bell on top of the cafe entrance rings, your nervousness only multiplies. youre brave enough to raise your head and stare into beomgyus eyes as he walks towards your table.
“thanks for coming, yn” he says with an awkward smile as he slides into the booth. you give him a small nod along with a tight lipped smile, taking your headphones out.
a waiter comes to your table and asks for your guys’ orders. it wasnt until they left that beomgyu started talking.
“yn..” he starts, “im sorry. i know.. i know thats whats expected from me but i really mean it.” he pauses to see if youd say something. and when you dont, he continues on.
“the way i handled the situation was stupid and i shouldve talked to you about how you felt and what you wanted to do about the rumors but instead i acted on my instincts and i hurted you by doing that. so im sorry. i understand completely if you dont want to forgive me. but i just want you to know that im so sorry for what i put you through.” a pause, an inhale from the nose. and suddenly,
“and i also miss you.. tons.”
this catches your attention. your eyes widen a little as you slightly lift your head to look at him. you clear your throat.
“do you?” beomgyu nods slowly but firmly.
you nod your head twice then you avert your gaze somewhere else.
the waiter comes back with your drinks and food. you take a sip of your drink, beomgyu doing the same. after swallowing the sweet liquid, you face beomgyu and look him in the eyes. he nervously stares back.
“ive missed you too, beomgyu” you say very quietly. almost like a whisper. the nervousness in beomgyus eyes lessen a little. a little.
“but you hurt me so bad. you made me feel like you regretted spending time with me. i thought you realized that you shouldnt be hanging out with me because im not as.. outgoing or exciting as you. i was convinced you were embarrassed of me.”
“id never be embarrassed of you, yn” beomgyu says immediately. you sigh and think. you really did miss beomgyu. but you were so afraid. sooo afraid that something like this would happen again.
“look. im willing to be friends with you again,” you start. seeing the way beomgyus eyes brightened made your heart pulse. “but its gonna take a while to go back to the way we were. if you want to go back to that point then you should prove to me that youre willing to fix our friendship.”
beomgyu nods quickly, muttering a few “mhm”s within every nod.
“ill prove to you, yn. i promise!”
you smile at him. you both finish your meals in silence. but this time, its a comfortable silence. the feeling of awkwardness and tension no longer there. because you both know that your friendship is now a work of progress. no more anger or stress.
beomgyu finishes before you and coughs before saying,
“can i walk you home?” you give him a playfull smile.
“nope. we havent got there quite yet.” beomgyu stares at you with a shocked expression as you stand, bag in hand and a smile still on your face.
walking away, you smile with satisfaction written all over your face. meanwhile beomgyu watches as you exit the cafe before chuckling to himself.
“that girl.” he shakes his head with a smile before heading out himself.
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the sun shines a bit brighter as you walk home. the breeze hits different and if your music wasnt so loud in your headphones, you wouldve heard the birds chirping. ‘good days’ by sza plays. yeah. good days indeed.
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author’s note - srry for the wait😓 mamas here now, guys!
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original "sam is an abusive cop" anon here; i. didnt necessarily mean to spark ACAB discourse i apologise. but i thought id jump in with what i meant bcz i think its a bit silly for people to be like "hating a character for being a cop is a bad thing" like? guys? this conversation is sooo stale and its sooo annoying Yes i Know cops arent hiveminds(ha) that arent all individually evil (they do willingly support a corrupt system, but im not here to talk about the complexity of the retributive justice system rn) but. when it comes to fictional characters, they represent something. they arent real people, they have nuance yes but not the same amount of nuance as a real person, they are constructs meant to communicate a narrative or a theme or a concept or literally whatever. and sam specifically is a construct meant to represent corruption in the police. simple as that. if he was a bigger character with more screentime i would maybe get it? but as it stands right now, he really is not that nuanced. he literally uses his power as a cop to kidnap a child. and that is like one of the very few things hes done in canon. i dont have an issue with people making shit up about fictional characters but my question is. why him? what about him is so woobifiable and lovable? he is a funny character, dont get me wrong but like. idk man i feel like sometimes people should just make ocs. sorry to bring this up again lmaoo im just sick of this kind of rhetoric and am also passionate about media literacy and analysis. i truly am not trying to spark up More discourse in your inbox honestly i do not wish that upon you but yeah i just thought id make myself clear. also to the people making this a commentary about how americans are weird and overdramatic about the police, i am not american and also i think thats a bit of a weird thing to say. anyways sorry for the word dump haha.
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pinkbrries · 1 year
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— A–Z with Hannah —
inspired by learn the alphabet with elena and a-z juliet’s quotes so u should def check them out too!! 
[find hannah’s main masterlist here] | [find june’s version here] | [find izabella’s version here]
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➤ A is for… *showing her dorm during the relay cam* and this is my bedroom, also known as my Isolation Station.
➤ B is for… but did you know that you can start screaming like, basically anywhere? it’s not illegal or anything.
➤ C is for… capricorns? *frowns* the only capricorn allowed in this house is qian kun. 
➤ D is for… doyoung always call me ‘spoiled’ like it was some mysterious invisible witch that spoiled me and not him.
➤ E is for… every guy here thinks im overdramatic when im upset, but when an octopus gets stressed out, it eats itself. now THAT’S being overdramatic.
➤ F is for… febreze, baby. you need to spray febreze over your awful attitude.
➤ G is for… good morning to the gals, non-binary pals and to the disappointments.
➤ H is for… how am i supposed to make big decisions when i still have to sing the alphabet in my head to get the right letter?
➤ I is for… it’s okay if you disagree with me, i can’t force you to be right.
➤ J is for… just do a face mask and move on.
➤ K is for… *kisses camera’s phone before turning off the live* kisses for you~ goodnight czennies! goodnight mr fbi man!
➤ L is for… ‘living well is the best revenge’, yeah sure, but obviously im not gonna do that, so what’s the second best? cutting their brakes. 
➤ M is for… maybe i should stop flirting, i already owe like.. seven people a relationship.
➤ N is for… *looking at baekhyun* not today, satan.
➤ O is for… of course i have a lot of pent-up rage, you fool! I’ve been the same height since i was 12.
➤ P is for… please, imagine NOT liking me back… me… a whole beautiful, smart, hilarious, phenomenal, pretty woman… tragic.
➤ Q is for… question here: why does the grape juice doesn’t taste like grapes but instead tastes like purple? and why does the strawberry scent exists if strawberries smell like nothing? 
➤ R is for… remember when ‘a series of unfortunate events’ was a book and not your life?
➤ S is for… sorry i roasted you, i was trying to flirt.
➤ T is for… that’s so sad bestie– anyways, stan shinee for a better life and clear skin!
➤ U is for… *reading a comment* ‘unnie, can you please recommend a book that made you cry?’ sure! it’s called ‘new general mathematics.’
➤ V is for… vampires are always like ‘i could kill you if i wanted’ like? yeah, so could hendery, so could a dog, so could a dedicated goose. you aren’t special, dude.
➤ W is for… why is the climate tryna change? just be yourself~ *proceeds to do a finger heart*
➤ X is for… xiaojun is talking, everyone shut up!
➤ Y is for… you made this personal when you told me you didn’t like one direction. 
➤ Z is for… zookeepers concept? more like, zookeepers sub unit and that’s wayv; they own two cats, one dog and a whole wild yangyang there. 
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actualbird · 2 years
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zak i am forever thinking of your fic where mc gets swole and how all the guys have an awakening from getting Held by her. i showed my fic to my friend and we got into an argument over who engineer tripping events to be Held by her versus outright asks. im marius and luke BUT my friend says artem and marius. who do you think is right??
hi anon!! and omg thank you so much for reading and enjoying "baby, you're the man, but i got the power" :DDD
ur argument with ur friend is SO incredibly entertaining to me, im glad this fic caused a rift tot-character opinions HAHAHJKSDHFKSJD
that being said, as the author of the said fic, here are my personal verdicts on luke, marius, and artem (and vyn is out immediately cuz i'll be upfront, hes already solidly in the territory of "engineering tripping events to be Held" for me HAHA, and then later on when hes more secure abt his wants/needs would slowly acclimate to simply asking)
LET'S GOOOO:
luke: he would just ask to be held
luke has a bad habit of lying/deflecting, yea, but thats for Big Things and Big Secrets and Big Moral Shames. when it comes to smaller emotional needs and wants from mc, hes pretty upfront!
yeah, he'll be incredibly shy about it and would be blushing the Entire Time as hes asking for some cuddles, but he Will ask and his nervousness will slowly fade away as he gets comfortable in the beauty of physical affection
hes like a puppy that walks into the room looking all guilty but he just needs a hug and then his tail is figuratively wagging. this whole debacle is pretty straightforward for him
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marius: he would BOTH engineer tripping events to be Held and also just ask to be held (or maybe one after the other)
i'd like to make it clear that marius isnt a liar, honestly. hes simply The Boy Who Cried Wolf. or rather, The Boy Who Cried JIE JIEEEEEEEEEEE!!!~
like, he'd make a Show of tripping and being oh so miserable about how he tripped, oh miss pls give me the attention and affection i so DEARLY CRAVE. and mc would see past this pretty quickly, she'd get a bit >:(
but at the end of the day she does also see that the want to be held is indeed genuine!
once marius sees that hes made mc a affectionately miffed with his antics, he fesses up and transitions to simply asking. but he'll do it in a Marius Way. one thats less of asking and more of "i just like it when you care about me :((((" in an overdramatic fashion to try and deflect from how much he Yearns for physical affection.
sidenote hc: i think marius wants So Much and that intensity is something hes still hesitant to show for a lot of reasons. his life isnt one thats very kind to outright sincerity. it has to be tempered or dressed up in different ways to be palatable
thankfully, mc doesnt care about whats 'palatable' she just cares about people and what can make people happy. once marius drops the act, she'll sigh affectionately and hold him
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artem: he would, for a split second, think about engineering a tripping event but then he gets so caught up in the Moral Implications of feigning an event to cause genuine concern. he gets so upset about it that he makes his mind up to submit to the mortifying ordeal of asking for comfort, but because hes overthinking about this so much, he actually ends up legitimately tripping over himself cuz he was paying more attention about his internal debate and was thusly paying less attention to the nxx roomba that had, at that very moment, moved to where his foot was sposed to land on the ground
yeah. what it says on the tin
artem goes Through It
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as to how this information contributes to u and ur friend's argument, ive got no idea HAHAHAVDKJFHSD
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coyotevallie · 4 months
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obviously i know of the wonderful real and true lesbian hermie but i would still like to hear ur thoughts on her :3
HIII :3 thank u for the excuse to explain because truly i feel so strongly abt this . here is my extensive reasons as to why hermie unworthy could never be anything but a lesbian and ur hcs are all wrong and this IS a personal attack on you btw <- thats a joke this post is very silly and not meant to be an Actual Theory but i DO feel strongly
lezzermie realness: a manifesto
REASON 1!!!!!!!!! again . WHAT WAS THE BEND IT LIKE BECKHAM THING ABOUT . and this isnt "actor character randomly dresses up as kiera knightley from bend it like beckham for no reason" which to be clear . would still make me raise my eyebrows . HOWEVER hermie isnt just any kind of actor shes a SPECIFICALLY DC ACTOR . she ONLY does dc characters . the ONE other time is when she's dressing up as scary for like a Real Reason . this is not a real reason its not even a musical or a play or smt its not even theatre kiddy . what are you trying to say hermie others will silence you but i will let you speak
REASON 2!!!!!!!!!!!!! further reasons will be predicated on the assumption that scary marlowe is a: a lesbian and b: that her crush on hermie is lesbianistic in nature . this can be proven simply w the line "im not like other girls i dont like ned or earl but when im with you my heart shatters or smt along those lines i cant be bothered to check verbatim" . abt hermie . oh so youre not into GENERIC MASCULINE NAMES like OTHER (STRAIGHT) GIRLS but hermie is different ...... this is successfully✅ proven . also she compared her and scary to the joker and harley ..... and scary STILL had a crush . i dont think anybody could tolerate that unless it was from a lesbian 🙏
REASON 3!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! with this assumption presumed ....... now i know what you were thinking in reason one when i asserted hermie only broke dc those tow times . "val thats not true he was jack on the titanic" . to that i say YES ...... she did an overdramatic romantic scene riffing on an iconic straight couple from a historical movie with (as we have 100% proven) a lesbian w a dykey ass crush on her . whats more lesbian than that . thats the butchfemmiest shit
REASON 4!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i hear you cry from the crowds . but valentine ur MISSING something . ur WRONG . because NORMAL!!!!!!!! to which i say normal is so obviously a girl to everyone but herself lets be real . the eldritch beast she has this deep connection with and empathizes with immediately is fixated on being a bad girl? she has a whole arc where she tries to be a normal son and boy to appeal to her parent who doesnt approve of how she chooses to express herself and picks a masculine name to go w it in contrast to . um . i mean i guess an adjective is gender neutral??????? hermies a lesbian FOR normal not DESPITE normal ......... also lesbians can be mlm and have complex genders too . me for example . bigender swag which hermie absolutely has
REASON 5!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! if we assume normal's arc is transgender THEN we must observe the parallels with hermie and come to the same conclusion of girlmie (or boygirlmie but bigendermie is a convo for another day) realness . both created to be a specific type of son (normal well Normal, hermie a joke machine) both Not Quite Right in a way they cant shake both reaching out for a new more fitting identity which in hermie's case EXPLICITLY includes gender nonconformity (we will discuss next bulletpoint) . and if we prove girlmie by way of her crush on scary (and as previously stated normal) we prove lezzermie
REASON 6!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! dressing up as poison ivy isnt necessarily lesbianistic because she dresses up as other dc villains HOWEVER!!!!!! i will argue that the way she goes about it is uniquely suggesting of dykery . a: she flirts with normal .... THROUGH poison ivy . distinctly RELATED to poison ivy . this is lesbian behavior and reinforces my prior point and b: she REPEATS poison ivy ...... which she rarely does with others she goes through Eras with the rest of them but abandons them after HOWEVER!!!!! she does poison ivy sexy and gets sort of interrupted . THEN does batman in the spiderboyz intro . THEN goes back to poison ivy in hell........ why does she only repeat the known lesbian 🤨
REASON 7!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! HERMIE unworthy ... HER MIE .... like her and me ...... instead of her man (heterosexual in nature) she chooses herMIE . normal holds her face and goes YOURE HERMIE (her x me) . think about it guys . think about it ........
ok anyway thats enough of my ramblings . this post is very silly if u cant tell but i am a #believer
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polycrews · 10 months
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HAIEEEE CREWSY
throws darts at list
14 23 87 56 44 9!!!!!!
feel free 2 skip any :3
HAI PIP
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dirk. dirk dirk dirk im sorry dirk likers but i DO NOT GET IT. he’s generally overrated and people overdramatize him so much when he’s really just a little loser who makes everything sound deep and terrible because he unironically wants to be one of those edgy anime protagonists. half of this is probably incorrect to canon because every HS page he was in bored me half to death but. i’m sorry i do not enjoy him
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i’m going to be murdered for this especially after sharing my opinion on dirk but. it’s gotta be doc scratch. i loathe him with every fibre of my being but GOD his parts were interesting and he’s fun to draw. i want to crack his head over a skillet and fry until cooked but also i doodle him in the margins of my notebooks like a stereotypical schoolgirl. if he doesn’t count then dad crockerbert 💯
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i don’t have one actually. i don’t listen to many fansongs at all ever but if i had to choose it’s gotta be you can’t fight the homestuck. i like the classics
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no opinion! both are interesting in their own right and i think the most interesting part of carapacian culture to think about is the overlap between the two. if i completely misinterpreted the question and this is asking for my lunar sway then derse though
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aw man this is an interesting one. the fun part about homestuck is that literally NO ONE is good at ANY of the quadrants so there’s no clear choice or top contenders here. i’d pick clubs deuce just for the comedic potential to be honest
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no, but i have considered it! i’ve thought about making one about either the crew or my fankid, but alas i don’t have the time, energy, nor dedication. being on a multi-person fanventure team could be fun though :0
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visumper · 8 months
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Endline snippets but its Kaemory and im crying also Pretty Face by PUBLIC is literally the kaemory song ever,,, UE UE UE… also kae pov
I’m holding her hand. Oh. That’s kind of embarrassing. I can feel my face start to heat up when I realize and try to pull my hand away. It’s weird, because I can’t feel anything. My limbs— they’re all numb. When I try to move my hand, I can’t tell if it even moves or not. I try looking around, but all I see is a bunch of stupidly bright red and Em’s pretty face. Ugh. Why can’t I open them more? It feels like my eyes are only half open. Maybe they are. My vision’s blurry too, but I can still see her clearly. She’s the only clear thing I see, as if she’s the only person my eyes focus on.
She’s crying. There’s other people too, I think. I can’t hear them well since my hearing feels all muffled too. I can’t tell who they are, since they’re nothing but colored blobs. Haha. This kind of feels like I got Sporis bombed by Mari. This is a little different though. Ah… I don’t think this is just a mushroom this time.
Where’s Aza? I feel like I’m drunk and high at the same time. I hate Aza’s stupid medicines because they taste like shit like Mari’s cooking, but they work pretty damn well. I force myself to focus, because Em’s definitely crying. I should probably comfort her, right? That’s what girls like, right? In the end I end up asking about Aza. Were he and Rowan still dealing with Aid? I still need to beat Rowan at table tennis. I still need to beat Aza at darts.
It’s hard not to be jealous of those two. Haha. They’re so talented. They remind me a lot of my siblings…
“Wh…” I manage to get out. Em’s grasp on my hand gets tighter. My hand is the only thing I can feel on my body. It’s almost like my brain shut off everything else. Kinda like “hey, make sure to only focus on Em totally holding your hand! You love-drunk hot hunk!”
… why am I thinking about this, anyways? I’m not hot nor a hunk.
“Aza?” I gasp out. Why is it so hard to talk? This is bad. This reminds me of when I couldn’t speak at all. Couldn’t defend myself from being accused of that stupid fucking…
Em starts sobbing even harder. Did I do that? It’s like the cries get louder and louder, as if the other unknown blobby people are crying to. Why? What happened? Did something happen to Aza? Where is he? If the blob people are crying, then they must be from Score, too, right? Rowan maybe… Mari? Lucius? No. Lucius is missing, probably dead. Verdict got to him… Rowan or Mari, then? Are they all here? Where’s Aza?
Em is wailing still, and I don’t know why. Somehow I get my fingers to clasp onto hers a little more. I can’t tell if I’m in pain or not. Everything’s numb and I can’t feel anything, but this situation’s just way too weird. Why can I barely move? Why can’t I talk? I have so many questions. My eyes involuntary start to close even more, and I yell at them in my head because I want to look at Em longer. I want my hand to move, to cup her cheek and my mouth to comfort her. But my body won’t move at all. It’s like my legs are nonexistent, too.
And then I start to think.
Am I dying?
“Em?” I croak. My voice sounds all wrong. It’s all broken up and quiet. Lucius would’ve made fun of me for it. You know, he was a scheming slimy bastard, but I do kind of miss him. Just kind of. Only kind of.
“Lo…ve… you,” I say, without thinking at all. Because what if I really am dying? I don’t even realize I’ve just confessed to the absolute love of my life. This could just be some weird circumstance, right? A minor injury I’m being overdramatic about, right? Even still, everything about this feels wrong.
I’d rather die a hundred Verdict executions before I die before confessing to her. Any execution but the Wall, of course. Because then Em and Mari and Rowan and Aza and Lucius would die too. Also Lucius is probably dead. So maybe he doesn’t count.
When I was accused, I couldn’t speak at all. After that, I became afraid of being quiet. But then I found Mari and Score. And through Score I found Em and the others. So to hell with the accusations, to hell with the rumors. To fucking hell with the life I had before, because this is better.
I like this. I like these people.
I like you. A lot. I love you.
Her pretty eyes widen at around the same time I realize what I’ve said. I laugh like a goofy man, the laugh coming out sounding like a dying run-over hedgehog on drugs and steroids with mega bass boost.
Weird simile, Mari would probably say.
Rowan taught me that one, I’d like to reply.
And then she smiles. Her eyes are still sad and teary, but she’s smiling and her hand is so warm.
I don’t know what’s happening at all, but I really do hope I wake up again. I hope I’m not dying, because I still need to beat the twins at their respective games. I hope I’m not dying, because I mainly want to be able to hug Em and confess again and again.
I can’t see her anymore, but I can hear her.
“I love you, Kae.”
That’s enough for me.
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mins-fins · 2 months
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second times the charm?
&&. kim jiwoong and shen ricky, you can have fun with this situation.
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pairing: kim jiwoong x gn!reader x shen ricky
genre: university au, fluff, comedy(?)
warnings: none! this is just horribly bad!
word count: 0.6k
notes: this was requested by @seungrem!! i am so sorry for how long this took to come out 😞 i havent written for zb1 in a long while and im very very rusty.. i took so long with this request just for it to be so lackluster, i hope you still enjoy it, though, my apologies for making you wait for so long
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kim jiwoong is not in love with you.
shy, gorgeous, bad joke teller kim jiwoong can't possibly be in love with you. for starters, everyone likes him, he's pretty much the ideal man. second, he doesn't talk to you enough for you to even begin to think that. jiwoong is nice to you, or course, but that doesn't mean he's in love with you.
on the other hand, shen ricky is most likely very in love with you.
wealthy, overdramatic, obvious ricky shen isn't as slick as he thinks. his constant pampering of you, stutters every time you respond to his flirting, and the way he never actually makes direct eye contact with you, you can tell, he's not exactly good at hiding his undisclosed feelings for you.
now— why does any of this matter? you aren't really supposed to care about jiwoong or ricky or anything that isn't your coursework, you have duties to fulfill as apart of the student council, you have no time for love.
but life seems to have other plans, because you somehow get dragged off to some rendezvous matthew planned. great. just great. matthew dragging you out of your room when you have important work to do is just such a regular thing for him to do, you hate it.
"why are you so down?"
you snicker, immediately recognizing jiwoong's voice. "i'm not down, i'm annoyed because matt decided to drag me out of my room".
your response humors jiwoong, and it's clear by the way a small smile spreads across his face. he doesn't seem to care about gyuvin and gunwook's screams as they attempt to throw taerae into the pool, he just deal with shit like this all the time. "is star student y/n not a fan of pool parties?"
"i'm not a fan of being distracted from my studies".
this conversation is going a strange way, you note, but jiwoong laughs again. he's beautiful, so beautiful, a guy like this could never be in love with you, and it's so obvious why.
"y/n".
your attention is taken away from jiwoong, and placed onto ricky, who seems to come out of nowhere. he takes notice of jiwoong, narrowing his eyes at the older boy, but he doesn't say anything to him. "you wanna go get ice cream?"
"um.. i—"
"we were having a conversation" jiwoong smiles politely. oh. the realization dawns on you. he doesn't know that ricky is in love with you, this isn't some sort of cocky remark, they are genuine words from him. "hi ricky".
"hi" ricky doesn't see it, though, he thinks jiwoong is trying to compete with him. you lightly punch ricky in his shoulder, telling him to cut it out. "anyway, y/n, you want popsicles?"
"uh.. not really, i just kinda wanna sit—"
"please?"
oh my goodness, is he really begging for you to go get popsicles with him? you click your tongue, rolling your eyes.
"can jiwoong come too?"
"oh i really don't have to!"
"no no no" you stand up, smiling at the older as you clasp your hands together. "i insist, nothing brings people together like popsicles, right?" you inquire.
your lying, you just want to piss off ricky, and spend more time with jiwoong. now, this is probably not the best idea, but ricky won't actually do anything crazy, he's just as big of a fan of jiwoong as you are.
"i mean—" ricky pauses, he wants alone time with you, but you don't want that. he is the one who offered up popsicles, he can just say no to jiwoong joining the two of you..
but he doesn't.
"alright then! popsicles for three!"
the words get a very much needed laugh out of you.
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notproofread · 1 year
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so i finished a court of wings and ruin
man i have so many thoughts i don't even know where to start but this time i made notes while reading so strap in because there is A LOT to say
i'll start with dearest Feyre darling because damn she is one hell of a main character and not in a good way.
The psychological warfare at the beginning of the book? So cool, especially when she was working against ianthe and the hybern-Siblings because it really felt like her feelings towards them were truly justified and the pure dislike made it all the more satisfying when she won against them (especially ianthe that disgusting piece of shit i fucking hate her).
But i am not too much of a fan of the whole "let tamlin and lucien suffer" thing... Or more like her plan to rope in the whole spring Court and basically leave them to die at hyberns mercy very cool feyre you totally are morally superior
actually it kinda feels like she is taking the moral high ground over EVERYONE which... idk girly you are not exactly perfect and flawless either
also ummmm why is the first thing she and rhys do after being re-uinted fukcing? what about your oh so important sisters bestie... i am actually disgusted
after feyre arrives in the night court again she seems off somehow. there is no focus to her character, she is all over the place even. her part in the spring court was so clear, thoughtful and she had a goal. now that she is back in the night court it feels like a lot of building up (but it is rather boring lol)
alsoi need her to stop meddling with other peoples romantic feelings and romantic interests you don't have to force everyone into a relationship especially if they don't want to!!!!!!!
ALSO also start thinking about your actions before you do them. I'm tired of having to read about how she regrets something she did over and over again
the fact that she FORGETS her sisters????? FORGET??? A HUMAN BEING??? HELOO?? especially elain??? wtf how are you not worried to death about your starving, grieving, lovesick, maybe probably traumatized sister(s)???
and besides why does she think so ill of nesta? wow she is smiling? omg i thought she was made of stone?!?!!? (this is sarcasm btw) she says its an "eternal shock" for her to see nesta almost smile wtf she is still your sister that went through trauma since childhood not a monster you found in the fucking woods
why is feyre happy for elain slowly overcoming her trauma but shocked at nesta? i smell favoritism
and AGAIN i hate that she doesn't like to hear/feel/see the consequences of her own actions. like i already said her actions aren't always justified and when she faces repercussions she blocks the images from her mind lol sure okay that's how growing as a character works
example: she starts arguments with other high lords, insults them and gets pissed when they insult back or not jump immediately to her proposition like babe... what did you expect?
im tired of feyre hoping/thinking that everyone will fold backwards for her and rhys. we know that what you are fighting for is right and important but other high lords do not. they are centuries old, ignorant bastards not everyone is a rhys or a tarquin or even a kallias. they will cause problems on purpose, get used to it please or at least stop being overdramatic at every insult they throw your way jesus
unfiltered thoughts after the weird mor-feyre-beef (??): FUCK THIS i am OVER it, i am OVER feyre what in the dumb fuck is this? mor just told you that she was angry with you because you lied to her and rhys and could have been captured or killed by hybern so feyre responds with confronting mor about her feelings ("lies" ok bitch) towards az and helion. what kind of a shit friend are you??? jesus fuck i hate her so much rn
no wtf wtf i cant believe that this is how feyre defends herself??? MORS (romantic) FEELINGS ARE NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS. YOU VANISHING ON HER AND LYING IS HER BUSINESS. STOP FUCKING MEDDLING WITH EVERYONES ROMANCES AND SORT OUT YOUR OWN FUCKING ISSUES
fuck off
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