#nwjns headcanons

[hanniluvi]

helloooo !!! can i have hanni gf hcs? thank you

💭 — HANNI AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND !

SOPH — hihi ofc!! tysm for requesting :) <3 this is SOOO overdue but im starting to work on my requests again <3 im sorry if this is a bit short, i haven’t been motivated recently but i tried! anyways smth for my bae hanni <3

WARNINGS — use of petnames (bae/babe)

— the person who you could just be honest with and talk about everything and ANYTHING. like we’ve seen her on that debate episode, bae was PREPARED! so i think she’d be also that talkative with you!

— i would say she’s touchy? like she loves physical touch, it’s one of her love languages. so when she’s by you, be shocked if she doesn’t start cuddling you or resting a body part on you LMAO 😭😭😭

— seems like someone who would do playful childish teasing. LIKE sticking tongue out or be like “ooouuuu” YKWIM? she does it for the fun of it and wanting a reaction. she’d be more than glad if you joined her <3

— forget about petnames, she’s gonna call you bro and dude all the time LMFAOOO. it’s a habit of hers and probably a habit of yours too, let’s be honest so it’s hard to stop! but if she does use one, it would probably be bae / babe bc she likes how it sounds

— idk…she seems the type to get jealous easily ? like she’d get real pouty or be overdramatic js for you to get the hint. she’d pretend to act cold after you notice but then just give in under your touch

— would make you do weird things w/ her LMFAO. like who wouldn’t want to ding dong ditch someone’s hotel room? hanni hanni hanni….

— would def hype you up! like she’d instantly scream and shout be like “ayyy, that’s my bae!”. just makes you feel so confident about yourself </3

— the type to just like tackle you HELP. like oh you’re laying down? she’s already preparing to jump on top of you.

— despite being pretty playful, i think she would be understanding. like she’s willing to hear you out and would change anything that you don’t like or whatnot.

— whenever she sees you sad, she instantly goes and check up on you. 😧 THIS EMOJI IS HER. and she would be like “what’s wrong?” as she rubs on your back.

— when one of you is stressed/sad (or both), she’d suggest taking a walk outside just to clear up your/her mind a bit. a bonus if it’s at night, since she loves taking walks at night.

— would probably try to make you laugh but end up laughing at herself before she could. but that doesn’t matter, since her laugh is contagious, it ends up with you laughing as well.

— probably loves matching stuff! i think she’d get really excited with matching necklaces, and even matching wallpapers!

— she’s just really comforting to be around, and you’ll never be bored when she’s around!

— forces you to watch movies with her. like she would get all excited when she finds a new movie to watch with you. so when she’s all giddy, who are you to refuse?? movie nights/dates are definitely your thing w/ her!

— likes taking silly pics and vids 😭 and whenever you tell her to delete it off your phone, she just goes “but you’re so cute here!” which explains why she has a whole album of you and her…(you also get a separate album of js you on her phone <3)

💭 — cool with you is literally stuck in my head

NWJNS PERM TAGLIST — @miumiuangel222

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[nwjn-z]

ꕥ﹐ KYLE BROFLOVSKI．﹗﹑

₊ ⊹ ⪩⪨ ┆What it is like dating Kyle Broflovski headcanons.

warning(s): nsfw, swearing

author’s note: kyle girl till the day i DIE

⎯⎯⎯ ☆

SFW☆

-Kyle is the type of boyfriend that is in love with you and only you this man is so love sick

-Kyle tends to take a more dominant role in the relationship, not necessarily in a sexual way but just in general

-Like he ties your shoelaces for you, grabs things for you that you can’t reach, carries your bag at school for you, follows the sidewalk rule (having him walk next to the road instead of you), and helping you with school work

-he’s also always tidying you up through out the day like wiping your mouth, fixing your hair, and fixing your shirts for you.

-i also feel like he also uses this as an excuse to touch you like he’ll pat the back of your bottoms as if he was dusting something off just to touch your ass

-Kyle is also very possessive and gets VERY jealous

-if he sees you on your phone he’s the type to be like “who are we texting😊”

-he has lots of insecurities that make him think you’re gonna leave him for someone “better”

-he just doesn’t want to lose you :((

-His love languages are acts of service and quality time but he also loves physical touch

-he loves holding your hand, kissing your knuckles, stroking your hair, cuddling in private, and stroking your side while he holds your waist.

-He spoils you absolutely rotten he can’t help it, Kyle is the type of person who shows you he loves you by taking care of you in anyway he can

-ie. buying you whatever snacks you want, giving you massages, cooking for you, driving you wherever you want, and just basically never letting you lift a finger to do anything

-never lets you open any door yourself

-you are passenger princess/prince ALWAYS

-he would literally make all his friends sit in the back if you’re going out with them. always makes sure his baby sits shotgun

NSFW☆

-Kyle is pretty vanilla and doesn’t really have any kinks all he really wants to do is please you

-although…he is a family man at heart and has a HORRIBLE breeding kink, constantly whispering in your ear about how “you’ll make such a good mom” and how “you’re gonna look so pretty pregnant”

-Kyle is also a very making love kind of person, he needs to have feelings before he fucks

-he’s such a giving lover he always puts you first

-on a normal day = sweet and soft sex, when he’s mad or stressed = rough sex

-his favourite positions are missionary and doggystyle

-missionary because he loves being able to see the cute faces you make while he bullies his fat cock into you while holding you like glass <3

-and doggy for when he’s angry or stressed and needs to let off steam by fucking you senseless

-Kyle can get rough in bed and I’m talking ROUGH, like leaving bruises

-hes a pretty strong guy who doesn’t realise his own strength

-LOVES receiving head, it feels so good and you look so cute trying to please him

-imagine Kyle grabbing a fistful of your hair guiding you down his length while saying things like “Fuck yeah baby just like that” and “Making me feel so good baby”

-just seeing you look up at him with the cutest doe eyes through your lashes gets him weak

-he feels so big and important when you go down on him he loves it sm 🫶

#🎬 — nwjn z! #south park #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #south park x reader #kyle broflovski headcanons #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x you

[jigujellee]

NEWJEANS AS JEALOUS GFS HEADCANNONS

a/n: just a fun lil attempt at hcs since i rarely do them,, to whoever requested this, i hope u enjoy my attempt 🥹 i'm sorry if they're not accurate jaldfadlfljdf

a/n 2: pics are not mine!! links to layouts used are listed below w respected @ <33

MINJI (pic/layout creds courtesy of @k1sseo)

so bro™️

i think when minji gets jealous she’s just quiet

and she could get a little snarky sometimes, but just a smidge

minji didn’t expect to come home to you and hyein laughing your asses off at some random tiktok you were showing her

for some reason she was very bothered by it even tho you guys were naturally close

you kinda took awhile to notice her standing there but you once you did, you were quick to wrap your arms around her

she’ll play it off and act normal but she’s def quiet and i think she’d look like she’s deep in thought about something

so when you ask her to do something with you, that’s when light bulbs go off

“hey wanna go grab lunch later” “idk why don’t you go with hyein instead”

then you drag her to lunch anyway and endlessly tease her for being jealous in the first place

you also tease her ab the fact that she got jealous over the YOUNGEST member 😭 like ma’am, you think we’re gonna catch a case????

“i didn’t press you for the jealous type bro” “just shut up and eat”

HANNI (pic/layout creds courtesy of @winuary)

every time i see/think of this girl she’s always smiling

so i think when she gets jealous she’ll still be smiling but like it’s def forced and looks fake

or if she’s not smiling then she 100% looks like this from that one live they did

either way that shit makes her stomach feel weird deep down

she’ll watch you and minji just monitoring your dance practice but you guys are just way too close together and minji’s shoulders brush against yours and-

“hanni, you okay? you’ve been zoning out for a while” and she just smiles again and plays it off

you knew something was up so when you’re back at the dorms that’s when you ask her and she shyly admits that seeing you that close w minji made her feel uneasy

you kiss her forehead softly and tell her she has nothing to worry about before pulling her into bed and cuddling w her for the entire night (even if ur arm goes incredibly numb cuz girlie does not move an inch away from u)

DANIELLE (pic/layout creds courtesy of @i04rei)

dani wears her heart on her sleeve she’s adorable

so yk she’s jealous right away

you and hanni just came back from the mall and you are literally so happy

dani loves it when ur happy!! but it also makes her kind of sad that she’s not the one making u laugh and smile like that :(

she’s pouting while on her phone and u immediately take notice

“are u watching sad edits of cats again?” “naURRRR”

“you just seem awfully happy when you’re w hanni” “well yes bc shes my friend” more pouting and ur just trying not to melt at how cute she is

“how about we go to our fav cafe tmrw after our sched and then we can go watch the barbie movie after?” “but you don’t like barbie” “i don’t like a lot of things but if you like them, then i’d be more than happy to do them with you”

she just melts and forgets all ab what happened earlier

ft. hanni minji and hyein in the background trying not to gag out loud

HAERIN (pic/layout creds courtesy of @venitly)

radio silence.

she’s already naturally quiet as is and she def does not speak her emotions compared to the others

so it takes you a little longer to figure out when she’s jealous vs the other members

after finishing a movie w danielle, she just blankly watches the two of you have deep conversations ab it

and honestly you confuse her jealous silence for her normal silence at first

but you start realizing the difference when she’s less affectionate with you (bc behind closed doors i think haerin is so affectionate like she deadass wont let go of you and is so touchy, needs to be holding you or be in close proximity w you)

“haerin, are you okay?” and she just nods. girl pls give us something to work with

she never really openly admits that she was jealous of you and dani but ur smart genius self put two and two together and connected the dots when u saw she was quiet around dani too but not the others

but bc she never outwardly said it, you don’t outwardly tell her not to worry or not to be jealous. instead you spend more time w her and getting her her fav snacks and whatnot and she appreciates it so much

haerin likes how you don’t need to be told when something bothers her, and when you figure it out, you always knew how to make her feel better without words

actions do speak louder than words and haerin knows how true that is with you

HYEIN (pic/layout creds courtesy of @v-ico)

i’m gonna go for a platonic type of jealousy for hyein

she wanted to show u a new app she downloaded but u told her u were busy learning the new choreo from haerin

and she just whines

not like an annoying child throwing a tantrum kinda whine but just in a “why do u alw have sumn better to do” typa way

when u finish w haerin ur quick to go back to the dorms to see hyein napping

and u lowk feel bad bc all she wanted to do was show u sumn

u decide to let her sleep but ur idiot self banged ur hand on her door while trying to close it and now u feel bad even more bc she woke up

“you’re back alr unnie?” “yeah i came here quickly so you could show me the app”

hyein is super excited even tho she jus woke up, and shes reaching for her phone and is tapping thru w such speed

you both spend hours on the app (i keep saying the app bc idk what kinda app it would be 💀 im thinking either a game or a photo filter app idk) before ur both scolded by minji for being on the phone all day

it’s literally giving when ur little sibling just wants to show u sumn cool but ur too busy and u feel bad

#newjeans #nwjns #newjeans imagines #newjeans scenarios #newjeans headcannons #newjeans hcs #newjeans minji #newjeans hanni #newjeans danielle #newjeans haerin #newjeans hyein #newjeans x reader #kpop headcanons #jigujellee

[thursdaybluez]

rip noel gruber you would’ve loved nxde by (g)idle

rip mischa bachinski you would’ve loved heart attack by loona

rip constance blackwood you would’ve loved impurities by le sserafim

rip penny lamb you would’ve loved boys like you by itzy

rip ocean o’connell rosenberg you would’ve loved up by kep1er

rip ricky potts you would’ve loved ditto by new jeans

#rtc #ride the cyclone #ride the cyclone musical #noel gruber #mischa bachinski #constance blackwood #penny lamb #ocean oconnell rosenberg #ocean o'connell rosenberg #ricky potts #rtc headcanons #(g)idle #loona #chuu #le sserafim #lsf #itzy #kep1er #newjeans #nwjns

[shuahaes]

guidelines + get to know me!

WRITING GUIDELINES !!

(please leave a like or any kind of note if you have read all of my guidelines !!)

i write mostly headcanons, and tend to separate them by the units.

everything is mostly fluff and all sfw, and sometimes i will write comfort headcanons

currently only writing for svt (if that wasn't clear)

i dont write drabbles/oneshots because i am not very confident in writing stories like those

i will NOT write any sort of smut, nsfw, triggering topics (things that are trauma related or anything abt the boys hurting the reader abt their illnesses and things like that.)

my requests are currently OPEN.

which means i also have the right to delete a request that i believe i cannot write or am uncomfortable with writing.

DNI

basic dni criteria

-13 or 26+ (current moots and followers/friends are fine)

ageless/blank blogs pls dni !!

anyone who does interact and falls under this category, they will be blocked.

GET TO KNOW THE AUTHOR !!

i'm amelia, my pronouns are she/her, and my mbti is ISFP!

im desi/south asian! (specifically bengali)

fav color: purple !!

my ult groups: seventeen and twice!

i also stan: newjeans, stray kids, ive, txt, le sserafim, enhypen, (g)i-dle and a few others!

MY BIASES

svt bias line - joshua!, jeonghan, minghao, jun

twice bias line - momo!, sana, nayeon, mina

nwjns - hanni

skz bias line - felix!, hyunjin, lee know

ive - wonyoung! and liz

txt - soobin! and beomgyu

lsrfm - eunchae! and chaewon

enha - sunghoon! and heeseung

(g)i-dle - yuqi

aespa - karina

itzy - ryujin!, chaeryeong

#amelia.writes #seventeen #svt #twice #stray kids #tubatu #ive #le sserafim #newjeans #joshua hong #guidelines #get to know the blogger #enhypen #amelias.guidelines #hirai momo

[jihyoruri]

LET'S GO⁉️⁉️ NWJN!YN IS BESTIES WITH OLIVIA RODRIGO⁉️⁉️

YESSSS I HAVE HEADCANONED THAT YN WAS IN THE BAD IDEA RIGHT? MV

#nwjns!yn

[winkura]

･:*:･ﾟ☆ WINKURA’S MAILBOX.

🐇 = nwjns, 🪷 = lsrfm, 🎀 = itzy,🍡 = txt, 🍵 = others

𖥻 SERIES

⟡ americanos & pretty girls ⋆ k.mj 🐇

— kim minji, infamously known as the adventurous yet awkward type. frequently getting caught for buying her notorious americanos, but rarely ever acquiring them from the same coffee shop. but everything changes when she arrives at the furthest cafe and stumbles upon the most beautiful girl working there.

# HEADCANON

⟡ pending…

# FICS

⟡ pending…

# DRABBLES

⟡ pending…

#winkura’s mailbox 📬

[hyeinkiss]

౨ৎ by via⠀𓂃 forever yours⠀♡︎

𖦹 ★⠀──⠀enha ! i | ot7 enha bf headcanons ! ii | n.rk in dancing kisses ! iii | l.hs in bf texts ! iv | s.jy in bed princess !

𖦹 ★⠀──⠀nwjns ! tba ! tba ! tba ! tba !

𖦹 ★⠀──⠀txt ! tba ! tba ! tba ! tba !

𖦹 ★⠀──⠀misc ! tba ! tba ! tba ! tba ! ⠀

#☆ hyeinkiss #☆ basket of dreams

[nwjis]

﹒ ˚ ១ 。REQUESTING RULES . . . ⎙

note: please specify if you want an smau, headcanons, scenario, a fic, or any combiend. if not, i will be choosing the style it will be written in. please only request for newjeans as they are the only group i write for atm. if anyone else other than the nwjns members are req, it will be ignored and deleted.

YES !

x readers

socmed, long fic, short fic, headcanons, etc

fluff, hurt/comfort, angst, etc. i'm pretty new to writing angst so it wont be that good but i'll try my best!

fem!reader, male!reader, gn!reader, please specify which one, if not, i will automatically assume it's gn!reader

platonic requests will only be accepted for hyein as she is an '08 liner

more to be added . . .

NO !

no smut! almost all of them are minors! it's also rlly uncomfy for me to write that.

person x persoc, oc x person

no yandere reqs, i get uncomfy and paranoid reading and writing that type of content

romantic content of hyein!

more to be added . . .

[hanniluvi]

can i request for minji from newjeans girlfiend hcs? thank you! - 🌸 anon

💭 — MINJI AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND !

tysm 🌸 anon !! wooo first newjeans work!! i hope you enjoy :)

warnings : none?

— i feel like she would be really reassuring. like she’s willing to listen to your problems and try to help you with it. i think she’s really with her words so she would be giving you great advice.

— shy with physical touch but loves it. like if you randomly hug her, a big smile would appear on her face </3 probably pretends she dislikes it while her face says otherwise!!

— probably gives you back rubs out of habit.

— PULLING YOU IN FOR BACK HUGS!!! i feel like she’d do that and rest her head on your shoulder 💔

— prefers quieter dates. just so she could be able to focus on you in silence. she thinks dates like those run smoothly, as you both can just appreciate the moment together!

— very easygoing/carefree gf i believe. i don’t think she’d get jealous as much since she trusts you. there may be times where she might feel jealous, but she would eventually calm down cause she knows she has that reassurance. you’re her partner, she should trust you. she does, knowing you love her :)

— “minji, don’t you think they are a little too touchy?” “they know who they are dating. why should i worry?”

— very attentive to your wants and needs. if she thinks you’re cold, she would give up her jacket or give you a blanket. if she thinks you are sick, she’d immediately be at your care.

— def admires you. thinks you’re the most perfect thing ever. like if you’re hanging out with the others, she’d watch you all, thinking what she did to deserve all of you guys. stop it

— the listener in the relationship. she just tends to take that role, just listening to others and then giving her comments.

— i feel like she’d be awkward at the beginning of the relationship. like she knows you but she’s afraid to make moves that you may not like. so, you might want to be the first to make a move!

— more soft spoken when it comes to you. it just became that way after you two decided to date.

— if the others tease you a lot, she’d most likely try to calm the situation. “alright guys, that’s enough,” as she pulls you closer to her 💔💔💔 . however when she teases you, that’s a different story for another time.

— when she’s stressed, she knows she could just go to you for comfort. words wouldn’t even need to be exchanged, you know once she asks to be held that you never judge and listen to her.

— anything you give her, she considers it as a lucky charm. like if you gave her a plush that resembled her, she’d bring it everywhere…literally. probably would even give updates on it and that would be so cute 😭

— leaves voice messages so you don’t miss her too much :) and demands for you to send some after LMAO

— probably likes taking live photos just for the memories!

💭 — eeeee ! looks empty cause there’s no one to tag HELP

#k-labels #kflixnet #newjeans #nwjns #newjeans minji #nwjns minji #newjeans headcanons #newjeans imagines #newjeans scenarios #newjeans x reader #newjeans fanfic #newjeans fluff #newjeans ff #nwjns headcanons #nwjns imagines #nwjns scenarios #nwjns x reader #nwjns fluff #nwjns ff #nwjns fanfic #minji headcanons #minji imagines #minji scenarios #minji x reader #kpop #kpop headcanons #kpop scenarios #kpop imagines #kpop x reader #kpop fluff

[nwjn-z]

𝐈𝐧𝐬𝐞𝐜𝐮𝐫𝐢𝐭𝐢𝐞𝐬 𝐭𝐡𝐞𝐲 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐧𝐤 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐚𝐭𝐭𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐢𝐯𝐞 - 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝟒

warning(s): none

authors note: i was feeling really down about myself so i made these (so i did project on the first one lol), let me know if these cheered you up!

⭑ small chest - kyle broflovski

He honestly doesn’t understand why you are insecure about your chest. He just doesn’t get it bc he’s always thought your chest was cute. He always encourages you to wear low cut tops, body hugging dresses, or whatever it is you are insecure about wearing bc of your chest. Loves seeing the shy look on your face when he tells you that you look pretty when you wear something that reveals your chest a little more. Kyle reminds you all the time how much he loves your body and so should you.

⭑ hip dips - stan marsh

He is so obsessed with your hips. Loves just staring at you when you wear something tight fitting, he just can’t take his eyes off you. He panicked when you told him that his staring made it seem like he was judging you. He literally felt a pain in his chest when you thought he was judging you. Reassures you all the time that he loves your hips by hugging you from behind and rubbing his calloused hands over them.

⭑ scars/stretch marks - kenny mccormick

He also has lots of scars and even a couple stretches marks and he doesn’t see anything wrong with them. He loves tracing and caressing the stretch marks you have (especially if you have some on your chest), and giving all the cuts and scrapes you have kisses. Kenny isn’t a man of many words so he likes physically showing how much he loves all aspects of you.

⭑ being chubby - eric cartman

I know, i know this one sounds cliche BUT hear me out. He’s never viewed your weight as a bad thing if anything he prefers you to be chubby. he likes having someone he can be a foodie with. like most things, he would never admit how much he loves your plush figure but he will physically tell you by laying his head down on your thighs and kneading the softness of your tummy and thighs when you cuddle.

#🎬 — nwjn z! #south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski headcanons #kyle x reader #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh headcanons #stan x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick x y/n #kenny mccormick headcanons #kenny x reader #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman x y/n #eric cartman headcanons #cartman x reader

[nwjn-z]

𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝟑 𝐕𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐧𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐞’𝐬 𝐃𝐚𝐲 𝐒𝐩𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐥 !!

warning(s): nsfw, swearing

author’s note: this is my first attempt at a holiday themed post so enjoy! (also it should go without saying but they are aged up to be in their early 20’s)

kyle broflovski .

loves planning for Valentine’s Day just as much as the day itself

takes it probably way too seriously

he first surprises you with breakfast in bed and then when you get up you see flowers, a big teddy bear, and all your favourite snacks

he spends the whole day doting on you by taking you out shopping, getting your nails done, and doing whatever else you want

ends the day by taking you to one of those drive in movie things where you cuddle and watch an old romantic french film

when you guys get back home you proceed to have the most passionate lovely dovey sex bc he’s a NERD!

stan marsh .

i mentioned this in my dating hcs about stan but he doesn’t make a big deal out of Valentine’s Day, he just doesn’t get it

he views it as just another day he loves you but he knows that it means a lot to you so he’ll pander

doesn’t do anything special besides the classic teddy bear and chocolates but he does get you either a cd or vinyl of your favorite artist

he’s so cute

spends the whole day watching cheesy rom coms with you even tho he thinks they’re cringe

day ends with cuddle fucking on the couch<3

kenny mccormick .

kenny loves Valentine’s Day bc he uses it as an excuse to be extra touchy feely in public

wants to do something exciting and fun for Valentine’s Day so he takes you to a amusement park

he saved up a lot so he could go all out and be a try hard at all the games so he can win you a ton of prizes and ride lots of roller coasters

loves going into photo booths and getting those strip pictures of you guys

afterwords he takes you to get fast food and you guys sit in the bed of his truck and look at the stars

day ends with you face down, ass up getting railed by him in his truck bc he’s NASTY (affectionate)

#🎬 — nwjn z! #south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski headcanons #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh headcanons #kenny mccormick #kenny mcormick x reader #kenny mccormick headcanons

[nwjn-z]

𝐒𝐨𝐟𝐭 𝐋𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 [headcanons]

warning(s): implied f!reader

author’s note: i love him sm

-Kyle always asks you how you’re day was and if you need anything

-he loves kissing your knuckles at the red light while driving

-plays with your fingers as he listens to you talk about whatever you want

-loves giving you forehead kisses

-kyle insists on holding hands where ever you go

-never lets you open a single door yourself

-drives you where ever you want

-rests his hand on your back while walking

-is always opening things for you that you can’t

-he always has a hair tie on his wrist just in case you need one

-keeps his hand on your knee or thigh when you’re sitting next to him

-walks you to all your classes even if he has to rush to his class afterwards

-likes watching you get your nails done

-likes rubbing your back or your thigh while cuddling

-ive said this before but i feel the need to say it again but he follows the sidewalk rule, having him walk next to the road instead of you

-he cuts your steak for you

-gives you foot rubs when you’ve had a long day

-always asks if you need/ want anything when he goes out

-peels your oranges

-calls you “Mrs. Broflovski” bc he is obsessed with marrying you one day

-makes his basketball jersey number your birthday

-looks into your eyes until you both start giggling and look away

-eating junk food and watching movies together is your friday night routine

#🎬 — nwjn z! #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski headcanons #south park #south park x reader #south park headcanons

[nwjn-z]

𝐒𝐨𝐮𝐭𝐡 𝐏𝐚𝐫𝐤 𝐌𝐚𝐢𝐧 𝐅𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐏*𝐫𝐧 𝐋𝐢𝐧𝐤𝐬

warning(s): nsfw, swearing, straight up p*rn

author’s note: i was going through my bookmarks and thought of this, they are aged up to be in their 20s don’t be weird

⭑ kyle broflovski

is such a love maker but can also be so rough. absolutely loves using your clothes as leverage to fuck you. has ripped multiple skirts, panties, and dresses before bc he doesn’t realise his own strength when he is pulling on them bc he gets so lost in how good your pussy feels. he’s addicted. (it’s okay bc he bought you new ones to say sorry)

⭑ stan marsh

love love loves lazy but still rough sex. he loves laying back and watching you bounce yourself on his dick while pulling your hair and slapping your ass. music in the back is a must when yall are fucking. loves praising you.

⭑ kenny mccormick

loves hitting it from the back. he’s a certified freak but sometimes he likes to really enjoy simple sex yk? but what he loves most is when you rock yourself back on him and use his cock to get yourself off. he thinks it’s the hottest shit ever seeing you eagerly fuck your self with his dick.

⭑ eric cartman

rough. hard. and fast. would best describe sex with eric. one thing him and kyle have in common is being the roughest guys in bed. he literally fucks you into the mattress. loves pushing down on your waist and drilling himself in you.

#🎬 — nwjn z! #south park #south park x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle broflovski x y/n #kyle broflovski x you #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski headcanons #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh x you #stan marsh headcanons #stan x reader #kenny mccormick #kenny mccormick x reader #kenny mccormick x y/n #kenny mccormick headcanons #kenny x reader #eric cartman #eric cartman x reader #eric cartman x y/n #eric cartman headcanons #cartman x reader

[nwjn-z]

ꕥ﹐ STAN MARSH ．﹗﹑

₊ ⊹ ⪩⪨ ┆What it is like dating Stan Marsh headcanons.

warning(s): nsfw, swearing

author’s note: been thinking about him

⎯⎯⎯ ☆

SFW☆

-Stan takes his relationship with you very seriously and tries his hardest to be the best he can for you

-Stan isn’t the type to go all out for holidays like Valentines bc he views it as just another day he loves you

-but he does get you flowers and a big ass teddy bear

-contrary to popular belief I think Stan’s main love language is touch, he is very touch starved and just loves holding you or being held

-he is prone to depressive episodes and just having you hold him and provide him comfort is something he loves

-I feel like he’s the type to tag/send you tons of tiktoks (and ig reels)

-he love love LOVES playing video games with you

-I think of him as more of a console player so he loves playing co-op games with you on xbox

-Stan is a shooter game kind of man so if you agree he would love to play games like Call of Duty with you

-gives you kisses every time you kill someone and says “nice one babe” 🤭

-He also likes playing sports and going camping (he’s soo small town all American white boy)

-so with that being said he would want to do those things with you even if it’s just showing off at football practice while you watch

-or filling the bed of his truck with blankets and pillows so you can star gaze together

-will make fun of you for not being as “rugged” as him but still loves pampering you

-likes driving you around while listening to music and getting fast food

-you once put on red lipstick and put a kiss mark on his guitar and loved it so much he refuses to wipe it off so it’s still there

NSFW☆

-Stan can be both rough and soft but he’s more of love maker

-although Stan is shown to have really aggressive angry outbursts due to his depression so i do think that would make its way into your sex life

-love love loves cuddle fucking, he LIVES for that shit

-just thinking about holding you while he ruts himself deep inside you gets him weak in the knees

-He’s actually pretty loud, and likes to let go during sex

-he’s always really tired or stressed so he uses sex as a way to forget all his problems and just focus on you and how you make him feel

-his favourite positions are cuddling and cowgirl

-loves watching how pretty you look riding him while he gropes your ass or tits

-his sex drive waivers, but when he’s in the mood it’s hard to get him out

-he’s the type to like risky sex, aka will fuck you in public or even while his family is home

-Stan’s all time favourite part about sex is the tension before and foreplay

-it’s just something about the making out while tugging off each others clothes impatiently and then the sensual touches without going all the way that just get him going

#🎬 — nwjn z! #stan marsh #stan marsh x reader #stan marsh x y/n #stan marsh x you #stan marsh headcanons #south park x reader #south park x y/n #south park x you #south park headcanons

[nwjn-z]

𝐊𝐲𝐥𝐞 𝐁𝐫𝐨𝐟𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐬𝐤𝐢 𝐝𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐚𝐝𝐬 𝐩𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐥𝐞𝐠𝐚𝐥 !

warning(s): nsfw, swearing

author’s note: A paralegal is a legal assistant who performs administrative and support tasks for attorneys.

you had been working for Gerald as a paralegal for around 6 months when you met Kyle

He was visiting his dad at his firm when his dad had introduced you two

“And this is my paralegal Y/n! Y/n this is my son Kyle.” Gerald said with much enthusiasm

“Hello Y/n” Kyle said with the most precious smile you had ever seen in your life.

“Hi!” you said coming out more high pitched than usual.

You had seen some baby and elementary school pictures of Kyle, but you hadn’t seen how much he’s grown since then

He had small oval glasses, almost perfectly straight teeth aside from the cute tooth gap, he was also tall and had the most beautiful red curls you had ever seen

Just looking at him made you nervous let alone talking to him

Little did you know he felt the same about you

Kyle tried his best to appear as confident as possible when talking to you but it was getting increasingly difficult

After you two met he started visiting his dad a lot more often

he really was just coming to see you ;)

you guys had a lot of tension between each other that came to a boiling point when your first kiss became a heated make out session that turned into you guys fucking on his dads desk while he was out the office

you did not get caught 🎉

but after he finished (still balls deep inside you) he asks you out and you, ofc, said yes

when you become official, everyone in the firm knows that you and your bosses son are dating

you and Kyle try not to make a big deal about it but Gerald is all to exited to make sure EVERYONE knows that his son has a gf

Despite not enjoying all the attention his dad puts on your guys relationship, he still visits the office often to see you

he brings you lunch, snacks, and even little gifts such as flowers

Kyle is the sweetest boyfriend, going above and beyond for you

He loves taking you out on fancy dates and getting to see you all dressed up (he’s so romantic uunngh)

Whenever you have classes on campus he insists on driving you and then picking you up

when to came to meeting the rest of his family you were a little nervous

You really wanted to be close with his family bc you knew how much it meant to him

You got along great with Ike, he really is like a little brother to you

Sheila on the other had was a little difficult

I mean it’s Sheila come on

She didn’t like the fact that you worked for Gerald bc she thought it meant you were only dating Kyle to advance in your job

So she was a little sour in the beginning

But she warmed up after a while once she realised you truly loved Kyle for him, and seeing how happy you make Kyle

After the growing pains of getting sheila to trust you, she would do anything for you just as she would her other kids

#🎬 — nwjn-z! #south park #south park x reader #kyle broflovski #kyle broflovski x reader #kyle x reader #kyle broflovski headcanons #south park headcanons #kyle broflovski x you #kyle broflovski x y/n