#just a broke bitch tbh

[dippy-sketch]

Orpheus for the girlies that know

#hadestown #orpheus #broadway #the lamps go swish #orphydice #orphanus #just a broke bitch tbh #wait for me #hadestown art #art #he’s the only man ever

[chrollohearttags]

everything that could go wrong today has and I’m just ready to call it quits for this year while I’m ahead. Not even going to try anymore.

#rant in tags ignore if you don’t want to see my bitching #literally two things broke in the bathroom while I was using it and ik I’m gonna have to hear my dad’s fucking mouth abt it #I literally never cause trouble break or ask for anything #always walking on eggshells bc I never wanna make trouble for him or anybody else #but the first to volunteer my help but getting yelled at over a stupid discrepancy for an Amazon order #I explained that my bank sucks so much so I’ve only stuck to using CashApp bc it steals money #but he basically accuses me of stealing his money to help my brother #my selfish ass brother who I do everything for can’t even have the decency not to touch my stuff I brought specifically for me #but you’ll gladly stick ur neck out for a neighborhood drug addict and help them #ur kids can never have room for error #I’m responsible for all of my affairs I don’t ask him for a damn thing I even buy groceries every month and the internet #god forbid one thing goes wrong and he flies off the handle #two seconds from slitting vertically #not even doing this I’m done #I’m tired of living like this tbh #I can’t even drive myself or barely even walk lmao #what is the fucking point #cherry chats 🍒 #I’m sorry I’m just frustrated bc how dare you act like I cause so much trouble

[iguinn]

NOT OUR BORDERLINE DEADBEAT OF A FATHER THREATENING TO CUT US OFF IF WE WONT SHOW HIM OUR COLLEGE GRADES AFTER WE QUIT COLLEGE CAUSE IT MADE US WANT TO COMMIT SUICIDE AYISHDAGHJQWREFGY?????

#canções do rei #and lets just emphasize he did not pay a single cent for college tuition or tutoring or transportation #he bought us one calculator we already gave back cause we dont need it anymore #in fact he has invested nothing into our education all throughout the years #even before he and mom divorced #so like #empty ass fucking threats #he buys us gifts which like yeah #he is our dad but we are not involving him in our education since all he wanted us to us to have good grades so he can get bragging rights #and never help in anyway way with money even tho he has way more money that we ever had and left our mom broke when they separated #we dont think he has any right to claim any sort of involvement in our education and if we cut him off it will mean nothing other than #like less gifts but we can live with that who give a shit? #and no more data on our phone but whatever #like thats not shit we need at all so unless he coughs up the money for all our education he has no bussiness with our grades #or tbh? with anything related to schooling not what school we go to or what subjects were taking like all he wants is bragging rights #and we refuse to give him that he was a neglectful bitch and he will die alone

[thedreadvampy]

wait no sorry one last quick immature bitch moment

the more I find out about how this person has behaved in both this relationship and a bunch of other relationships, the funnier it is how much they like to set themselves up as a like. authority on ethical nonmonogamy and consent and conflict management.

when like. they constantly sexually assault people to prove a point, pressure their partners into shit, got into enm by cheating on 3 people concurrently, and literally every time a problem in their orbit is brought up it gets explained away without anything actually changing, or they cry about how hard it is until everyone says OH NO IT'S FINE DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT

you know. very "call yourself a Community Organizer even though you're not on speaking terms with your roommates" energies.

#red said #I'm mad tbh i know in being bitchy but this blog is my safe space to be bitch on #and this shit has been building up for years. not even just in my relationship with their partner. since the first time i meet them #in like 2018 #and having this chat with my pal last night now I'm no longer second guessing myself bc of my relationship has uhhh Crystalised Some Things #especially getting some new context on where a lot of the tensions and sensitivities I've been aware of for ages are from #also tbh when we broke up my ex led off with 'i know you think this is about [partner] but it's not' and i was like. it is though. #it's not the only thing but it's been a common thread through every piece of tension in that relationship #not saying if the partner wasn't there we'd have been together forever. i don't think that's true and I'm glad things went the way they did. #cause w were good for each other and breaking up was also good for us #but their partner has really caused me so so so so so much turmoil for years and i haven't felt able to acknowledge that cause it makes me #feel like an asshole. but like. OK SO I'M AN ASSHOLE. I'M FUCKING MAD AT THEM. #they are manipulative and controlling and they treat their partner like shit and they have perpetually made my life worse #i like a lot of things about them and i do feel for them. we share a lot of similar issues and i do understand how they feel a lot. #but fuck me they treat everyone around them so badly and a good chunk of the reason i ended things with their partner #is that i was so fucking sick of being told i was wrong and just didn't understand how hard they had it whenever i brought up #one of the many many many shitty things they did to me or to our partner or to our friends. #multiple times i left a situation in a fully fucked up mess and my partner came to apologise for how their partner has behaved #and within minutes it would turn into them explaining to me how it wasn't really their fault and i shouldn't be so hard on them #and like fuck that. had enough of that in my life with my previous ex. #anyway. yeah. i am probably being more didactic and aggro here than i genuinely feel. but there's some room for that anger i think #and i did get some room for it to breathe last night and that's good and helpful.

[mean-vampyre]

Accidentally causing office drama by relying some external information to my colleague. But it's okay because it's hate against a man #girlboss #feminism #cherylblossomcore

#I showed my whatsapp convo with the man who just broke off his situationship to the girl affected #she went ballistic because he writes ablut it so unaffected like it was really nothing #i thought it would help her get some closure dince she was still spinning the thought in her head of it being something meaningful #but nope she wants to kill him now #okay well cheers girl I woudl just block him and pretend that he died but I have dykish tendencies so I guess I don't care about men #but crazy how I just ruined everyone's day by just sharing what I thought was some gossip #tbh she should get over him he isn't that great and kinda like a manchild #well being straight is a disease get well soon bitch

[carryonmylovelies]

omg hey hotties 😭😭 im back !

#sooooooooooooo anyways not me dropping off the face of the earth for like the entire summer vwkqmqjdhsowjwjwjenkwhwk #just had to die for a little bit u know....disappear into the abyss and all that #pls look away from all the shit im abt to throw into these tags 😁 unless u want 2 read my cringe oversharing essay for the day 👍 #my summer was so silly 😍 ummmmm lets see i lost my fulltime job at the daycare bc the owner very rightfully decided to retire and close #so i was unemployed for the whole summer except for my occasional side jobs and also had to move bc of family shit #so im living w my grandma for the time being and its utterly amazing tbh my grandma and i have a really strong bond and relationship #and i really love getting to come home and see her every day. i decorated her house for halloween a week ago 🎃🎃🎃 #and she couldnt stop talking abt how nice everything looked and how glad she was to have me there and i just abt broke down 😭😭😭 #i did a complete fucking 180 jobwise im actually training to be a certified fire alarm inspector now LMFAO #i really really like it so far and have like a million stories already abt all the shit ive done/seen so far #im the only girl looking son of a bitch thats working and training in the field out of my entire region of the company so 🤪 #literally shoved my dykey nb ass in there and now im fucking it up with the boys heyoooooo #ummm me and one of my best friends started dating bc of a miscommunication (BC OFC WE DID I KNOW I KNOW ITS SO MF GAY) #and our 4 mo anniversary will be on halloween which i think is the swaggiest fag shit in the whole WORLLLDDDDDDDD 😫🎃🖤🧡 #my very beloved pet rabbit of over 8 years died quite unexpectedly in august and i was. doing pretty bad for awhile which sucked so so hard #he had multiple health issues and was over 10 yrs old so its hard to say what exactly happened. my gf and gma both pulled me thru that shit #and my besties gave me so much support and love idek what i would have done w/o them. i miss my baby so bad. #ive also had some health issues which sucks absolute BALLS #and recently figured out that the migraine/anti depressant meds ive been on for the last THREE MF YEARS have been fucking up my body lmao #but on the flipside going back 2 the positives i got to have some really incredible experiences/interactions in the past few months #and those were really huge in helping me get my shit together again #i got to take my girlboygirlfriend on little daytrips throughout the summer. i got a second tat🕷🕸❣️ (which my gf designed 😫) #i met girl queen pussy slay miss felicia day AND met the sexiest creature alive harvey guillen and he told me he liked my hair #which im still super duper normal over i can assure u 😁👍 definitely didnt alter my brain chemistry or anything #i saw gods greatest and most valuable gift to this planet on monday (mcr concert) #and had my entire mind body heart and soul so thouroughly fucked up that im still peeing my goddamn pants over it #and of course now its october :) my rotting flesh and sickened brain knows peace once more #bouta go eat up some drawtober posts right the fuck now so prepare yourselves 👁👁 also gonna be making a post on the coc blog soon as well #its already that time of year again mwhahahahahahahahahaha #so yeah 😋 my summer was goofy and silly as hell. i hope u all have been doing okay and im so happy 2 be back pls hmu if u wanna chat !!!

[angel-starr]

Takuro Fuse saying female characters wearing pants is 'weak design' will always stick in my craw. im sure he was just talking about giving athena a distinct silhouette but EVERY TIME i get so mad and want to redesign every female character to be as butchy and androgynous as possible. sorry theyre all fat lesbians now. yes this mostly appeals to my personal tastes but imho any female character that doesnt is actually weak design </3

#oh if youve ever wondered why everyone draws athena in a pantsuit thats why #tbh ace attorney needs at least one fat butch lesbian character. but only to appeal to me #the broke bitch who just pirates everything

[rosicheeks]

Happy birthday honey. I’m sorry you’re having a bad day. Did you get something to eat? ❤️💋

It’s not my birthday yet ❤️

#so I was just bitching lol #today was my only day that I was free and had time to get ready for my bday #but today in general was just shit tbh #so now I have tomorrow to try and get ready #but I’m working so idk how much time I’ll have #idk #i just want to be in a relationship and have my partner plan a whole day for me #cause they want to see my eyes light up with every surprise #like with my ex I went ALL out for his bday #i would make a fort #i baked some of his fav cookies #if I was broke I would craft him something #idk idk #i just want to find someone who will spoil me as much as I spoil them #if that makes sense? #complaining about it sounds so selfish tbh #but the past few birthdays have really sucked #so every single bday I’m like ok next year I’m going to make SURE it’s a good one #and today was my day to make sure it’ll be a good day #and I wasn’t able to do anything that I wanted #ok ok I’m just bitching now #yes I made myself something small that’ll last me until the morning #thank you for the ask lovely ❤️ #ask #answered #anon

[cicada-dyke]

being gnc/visibly queer can be so fucking tiring at times. like sure it’s fun to mess with an old lady in a supermarket who will try to be polite and end up calling you mr. lady, it is however less amusing when you’re helping your friend move in and he has to tell you to be careful because his roommate ( whom ,mind you, i didn’t even know like not even appearance wise ) “doesn’t like me”. it’s so tiring to be the one trying to be “the cool lesbian”, to be chill with whatever question might cross their mind, to reach out to smilingly shake hands with my friends boyfriend, right after hearing him “whisper” some disgusting shit about me in her ear. it hurts to see them being all lovey dovey and act like he didn’t just call me a slur behind my back. it sucks for her to come to me and tell me that her new boyfriend said “yeah johnny is cool for a lesbian” but he still misgendeders me because he doesn’t get it. why is it on me to attempt to make amends with someone who’s mad at me before i even introduced myself

#the midgendering part i care less about #like i’m not about to discompose cuz some guy used a word in a sentence #like tbh i see pronouns like a nickname it’s about practicality #if someone says something like ohh go ask her about it #i will probably not look your way even though i heard it and it makes sense #cuz i just don’t refer to myself like that in my head #it’s like someone calling you by your middle name #girl who tf is that 😶😶 #i don’t care what people call me when i’m not around #but that’s beside the point #also she broke up with him yesterday so whatever #i also made amends with said roommate #he needed a screwdriver and i’m a cool lesbian who always carries a swiss knife with 100 keys around #i’m just tired let me bitch about it in peace #shut up uno #lesbian

[worldwake]

Unfortnitedly I think the best option right now is to just suck it up and pull as close to an all-nighter as I can manage, but I don't want to lmao. I might just set 9000 alarms to go off at 4 am to get in some last-minute cramming. Yippie

#i HAVE been doing homework pretty much all weekend is the funny part. #ive taken like some time to spend with friends and play Pokémon and. yk. sleep. but the majority #of this weekend has gone toward homework #kinda sick of this tbh #but its almost spring break so i just gotta hold on a few more weeks #and then i can relax a bit #ill still have to work #and hopefully they pull me back to full time for that week 🤞 because im a broke ass bitch #but who knows really. #sigh

[fourevereatoncheesebuns]

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#just watched a dean vienna edit and ahhhhh ahhhhhh ahhhhhhh #remembered what was important honestly #my other drafts which will never see the light of day are me screaming crying throwing up over a dumb man #not even fair to mention said dumb man in the same post as dean tbh #ANYWAYS I miss being hyper fixated on SPN and destiel like it’s always in the background of my mind #but sick absolutely sick I was out here being love sick over a real man #that ended up disappointing me like I knew he would #when hyper fixating on dean and cas is way more fun #not me watching one edit and silent screaming crying over it #and saying yes yes exactly #*this* is what life should be about #I should rewatch all of SPN again #these were my thoughts #yes I’m aware this is not very stable thinking looool #I’m like real relationships??? broke #will fuck you up for weeks and weeks no matter how insignificant (this was just me) #dean/cas???? forever does fuck me up bad but like a good way and even the bad way I have fanfic to fix it #sorry for another very unhinged post of me always ending w so anyways I miss dean and cas no matter wtf is happening in my life LMAO #if that doesn’t prove that dean and cas are the ones those bitches bc no matter what I’m going through I’m like I miss them #they are roots my home #love over sharing in the tags #I probably shouldn’t post this #but sometimes I regret that I didn’t post my love sick destiel one bc that one is funny af to read back in my drafts #I had the fattest crush ever and started experiencing lowkey love sick symptoms and the only reason I realized it #was bc it was a less severe version of love sick post nov 5 #the fact that nov 5 helped me realize what was going on w me when I had a reaaaal feelings for someonfor like the first time is peak comedy #hilarious #like what if I didn’t have the nov 5 love sickness experience huh??? #I literally would’ve been like wtf is wrong w me??? why am I not getting much sleep and my emotions are up and down #I would’ve thought I was going crazy but nah I was like oh I had this even more nov 5 we’re good we’re good hilarious

[dumbseee]

reunited.

when you’re the one interviewing lando norris for the podcast you co-created with your best friend, the only issue is that you’re his ex.

lando norris x ex!reader.

fc: riley hubatka.

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cutthecam: guess who’s joining us tomorrow 👀

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fan1: NO FUCKING WAY???

fan2: THEY’RE HAVING LANDO NORRIS???

fan3: how tf did they manage to get him on that podcast?

fan4: it looks like everyone forgot that y/n and lando used to date…

fan5: WHAT

fan6: FOR REAL???

fan7: is y/n doing the interview?? because yourbestie is literally in cabo partying with tana mongeau

fan8: Y/N AND LANDO REUNITED YEARS AFTER THEIR BREAK UP??

fan9: i used to pray for times like this

fan10: MY DIVORCED PARENTS ARE BACK

see more.

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imessage:

you:

i fckg hate you bitch

how could you do this to me??

out of EVERYONE you picked lando??

ONLY TO NOT BE THERE FOR THE PODCAST??

yourbestie:

oops 🤪

no fr i totally forgot i was leaving for cabo

thank me later you’re reuniting with the love of your life

you:

BITCH

you’re the first name going on my suicide note

i’m not doing it

AND HES NOT THE LOVE OF MY LIFE

yourbestie:

stop being dramatic omg

you have to be professional

besides mike already confirmed him on the podcast and you doing it

you:

i’d rather bleach my eyes than do it

yourbestie:

it’s been YEARS y/n

btw you still call him in your sleep so maybe he didn’t forget you

why would he even say yes??

he’s totally into you

i can smell it

you:

says WHO

we broke up years ago and he got a lot of gfs after me

but it is weird that he said yes to the podcast when he knew i co-created it

yourbestie:

i told you

totally in love with you

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y/n: 💋

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yourbestie: you’re so fucking hot

liked by y/n.

fan1: MY QUEEN

fan2: pls invite charles leclerc for your podcast!

fan3: the prettiest podcast owner fr

fan4: your hand in marriage pls maam

fan5: i understand lando tbh i wouldn’t move on if i were him

fan6: pls get back with lando

fan7: she’s so pretty wtf

fan8: forget about lando i need her

fan9: can lando fight?

fan10: I LOVE YOU Y/N

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landonorris just posted a story!

caption: cheers my friend 🥂

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imessages.

yourbestie:

you sneaky bitch

"he’s not the love of my life 🤪🤪"

and literally goes to the restaurant with him

LIAR

you:

okay okay let me explain

HE invited me for the sake of old times and i said yes bc i was hungry

yourbestie:

hungry for his dick

you:

WTF NO

EW

as if you’d say no to a free meal in a fancy restaurant

yourbestie:

with your hottie ex bf? ofc i’d say no

(just bc he’s your ex, i would’ve said yes otherwise)

you:

SEE?

anyways i won’t see him ever again

yourbestie:

whatever helps you sleep at night pookie

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ig message:

landonorris:

hi

i have some paddock pass for the japan gp, wanna come?

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y/n: blocked @.yourbestie for this

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fan1: OMGGG ITS HAPPENING GUYS

fan2: I KNEW IT

fan3: pls not her blocking her friend bsjslslsl

fan4: how to be her

fan5: YESSSS MY PARENTS ARE BACK

fan6: let’s not jump into conclusions omg they could be friends!

landonorris: nah we’re not

y/n: LANDO

fan7: HOLY SHIRBZJSKLSLS

fan8: OMGGBZKSKSLLSLSLSLS

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imessages:

lando:

can you follow me back now :( ?

#f1 fandom #f1 au #f1 fanfic #f1 fic #f1 imagine #formula one #formula 1 #lando norris x female reader #lando norris x you #lando norris x oc #lando norris x y/n #lando norris x reader #lando x reader #lando norris #ln4 #ln4 x reader #ln4 imagine #ln4 fic #ln4 fluff

[sabanmoon]

its um, my nature, but i really do not admire high end/well put together and expensive goth outfits. and they dont impress me nearly as much as when it clearly looks likes someone thrifted or hasnt spent a lot of money.

#probably envious because i cant afford them #but seeing doc martins on a alt outfit instantly makes it less cool to me #im just a broke bitch tbh

[thisishaskins]

this is going to make me sound so shitty but sometimes i just cannot be listening to this emotional bs that people r trying to drag me into when im so focused on whether or not theres going to be enough money in my bank account in a week so i can pay my bills and not be at -$60

#like ahhhhhhgh who cares about our are we dating or not question when i am just trying to secure and establish my work career!!!!! #im broke bitch!!!! why do u want to date me anyway oh my god i cant even pay for gas to go see u!!!!! my god #like just give me a month to work on this oh my god im mad #now i know how anne hathaway felt in tdwp tbh

[milozephir]

Yooo shoutout to the people that post urls on where to buy op's product. They ALWAYS make their links a bright color, underlined, and bigger text, quickly letting me know I can scroll past the post entirely 😩👌👌👌

#they're doing the lord's work tbh #you know the ones #its always a post saying 'hey this product is here and whoaa its also on sale for the next however long whaaaat??' #its nice being able to quick differeniate which posts i can just FLYYY right by lol #cause while some of the products are cute a bitch is broke 🤷‍♀️