#shut up uno

[cicada-dyke]

don’t know how to talk to girls so i’m doing things as god intended for them to be done ( i’m burning her a ce and hope she figures it out along the tracks )

#also who knew that it would be so hard to arrange all the songs in a fixed order #shut up uno #cd burning

[birues]

"Yet never has a departure caused me such grief as Hermes appears to feel. What must it be like to experience such torment…?"

#final fantasy 14 #final fantasy xiv #emet selch #hythlodaeus #azem #emet-selch #endwalker #ffxiv endwalker #endwalker spoilers #hi hello im once again on my bs #and i love them #sorry for custom azem :')) #my gifs #the way shtola says 'it's not she who's lost without the familiar' gets me soo bad like. #uno reverse card #i will shut up abt these ppl one day i promise

[gen-toon]

#GKND #knd #codename kids next door #cartoon network #numbuh 1 #nigel uno #2000's cartoons #stopthegknd #heyyyy for those who are like wow whats that- perhaps a knd rewatch or check out that gknd trailer. ok shutting up

[higgsfigs]

Me: I love reading animal facts ¦)

Me when the internet says a wolverine can't actually fight a bear and win, and wolves can kill wolverines, and that they aren't the no.1 highest offense and defence animal:

#SHUT UP SHUT UP SHU- #I mean ofc I knew that haha #THEY'RE NOMERO UNO TO ME OK???!!!! #Mustelids #Wolverines

[renthebarbarian]

I love how old Marilyn Monroe movies are always like “you women just want to use men for their money!” “Yes, and what about it?” Queen shit, honestly.

#miss monroe said ‘men are only into looks uno reverse bitch’ #shut up ren

[kommandonuovidiavoli]

You know what, fuck you all, suffer with me, have adult GB Sector V too.

A little extra under read more because it's a bit... too much to handle, eheheh...

Just so you know, the normal Adult AU counterpart of this kind of exists. But it's way longer lmao.

#gb adult au #knd #kids next door #nathalie uno #hadley gilligan #kouki sanban #wendy beetles #abraham lincoln #who said parents can't be good looking shut up I see them everyday where I work #also for the under read more image welcome to my favourite headcanon: #everyone has a crush on Nigel and he doesn't even know and realize lmao #wow many posts today #I don't wanna sleep

[wolfofcelestia]

||| MDNI |||

Zayne could fix you

With his strict but understanding guidance and plenty of praise and rewards

With his soothing voice and his hand stroking your hair

With his warm, reassuring hugs that tell you how much he cares about you, much more than he could ever put into words. Hugs that let you know that your home will always be in his arms and that he'd always come back to you, no matter how busy he is

With his giant cock that fills up every inch inside you again and again until you're putty in his arms, entrusting him to build you up again to be a better version of yourself

#Played reverse Uno on myself and got the angst to turn into a joke #zayne love and deepspace #love and deepspace #Shut up elara #Reverse reverse: it's not actually a joke #Rewritten in second person because first person was borderline getting personal haha nah this is a just a joke #headcanons

[hollowfaith]

🤫 either shushing either is fine (I mean aury feels more natural btu eiden shushing aury might be funny too skdmfmgm)

misc action memes

🤫 - for my muse to place a finger to their lips, shushing your muse .

"Typical depraved habits of you humans, marketing inferior scraps instead of delicacies for—"

The melodious voice issuing complaints in the early morning streets of the fish markets comes to an abrupt halt as a middle finger presses against its lips and nearly stabs its nose.

In a rare moment of victory, Eiden Itadori has finally, finally shut Aurelius up before the kindly old grandmother selling mackerel in the streets nearly bursts into tears from the golden fob's usual brand of fancy-pants vitriol. Or maybe it's the fact he was handling mackerel before so his hands probably stink to high heaven with seafood right now.

Pfft, high heaven his ass.

"So we'll take a whole basket," the human says cheerfully while the angel behind him is frozen. "He's paying, of course. Where do we scan our phones?"

Gratified, the old woman immediately takes out a phone reader, and Eiden doesn't hesitate to swipe Aurelius' phone out of the guy's coat pocket to take advantage of his funds. He's still whistling a few minutes later, carrying the basket of fish while the blond follows behind him in a gloomy mood.

Honestly, he'd been wondering how to get the cats in the animal shelter their fish until Klaus sent an angel his way with the promise to help him with errands this morning. Maybe more demon than angel, judging by how he could feel Aurelius staring a hole into his skull.

Hmm, maybe he could ask Klaus to pick him up early today?

#kleinstar #𝔔𝔲𝔢𝔯𝔶 ࿐ answered #𝔉𝔞𝔟𝔩𝔢𝔰 ࿐ drabbles #i swear ive done one with aury shutting eiden up so let's reverse uno it this time #costco last week fish marts this week i live for economic progress

[swordmaid]

anyway I really do like the idea that his darling spawn shri’iia who’s whole job is to adore him forever and an eternity becomes his very undoing bc he fails to account what that would mean to her. like baby girl you just validated each and every one of her flaws and ugly side just like she validated yours. now you’re stuck with that 🫶🥰🤭

#like the reverse uno card of her telling him to stay as he is forever bc he’s perfect that way… and his slow realisation that he can’t ever #change bc she won’t let him .. and the anger that will surface bc it’s another person controlling him but it’s disguised under LOVE ????? #but then he treats her like a pretty bauble that sits uselessly at the shelf. just there to love and adore him and look beautiful and love #him forever and forever … the realisation that she reverse uno card him and she sees HIM that way too #like yes he has power over her quite literally she’s his spawn but she doesn’t see him as someone to be feared #nope. in her eyes he’s there to be loved and adored and to be praised so why would he change perfection? she doesn’t understand that ..! #now they’re stuck with each other for eternity 🥰😭🤭 and she wouldn’t have it any other way lmfao #like if he was smarter about it maybe he could’ve utilised her the way the matriarch did but he’s not a details guy ok he’s not a planning #person.. and I think if he ascended he’ll just grow worse lol #shut up about bg3.

[cicada-dyke]

girls act stoic and brave until the end of return of the king happens; what tthen-

#i tell you what then i am crying #lotr #shut up uno

[bloodycowboyclub]

#hangman adam page #dark order #aew #aewedit #preston vance #adam page #evil uno #john silver #alex reynolds #all elite wrestling #wrestlingedit #wrestling #aew rampage #* #gifs #why are you so angry shut up skldjfhjdkhj

[baconcolacan]

I have a secret headcanon and way I personally characterize Edd that I don’t often talk about. 

And it’s something to do with some more negative characteristics, I think that his ego and self-importance can rival that of Matt’s, but he doesn’t make it as obvious as Matt does. His pettiness and ability to hold grudges is also something that can rival the other guys’, it’s just that he masks it with a more friendly and approachable persona that makes him attractive to people who may need someone to lean on/support, because he likes being the leader.  He mellows out more as he gets older, since his ego might take a bit of a beating (as life does to most people lol), but his younger years are definitely his worst stages.

#eddsworld #eddsworld headcanons #ew edd #IM ROTTING RLLY HARD BC #THERES SO MUCH I WANNA DO WITH HIM IN STAY AU'S TIMELINE #BUT I CANT TALK ABOUT IT BC ITS SPOILERS #BITES MY HAND #obligatory 'the world doesn't revolve around you' joke for EDDSworld #Eduardo in the back like: YEAH SHUT UP YOU EGOMANIAC #as he calls himself 'Numero Uno' lmao

[moonchild-in-blue]

make yourself a musical fruit salad using songs by your favorite artist. choose a song to go with each fruit you select (you need at least five fruits, but i shall not police your fruit selection-- make the tastiest, grooviest fruit salad your heart could possibly desire🖤)

Oh my worm, this is such an interesting question! Thank you Em!! 💙

Okay, so my two favourite artists would probably be Linkin Park and BTS, for very similar close-to-my-heart reasons. And since they are WILDLY different sound-wise, I will give you two different fruit salads hehehe

First, the fruits!

Orange 🍊 -> obvious choice, zesty and sweet, brings everyone together with its juice; a refreshing favourite

Apple 🍎 -> solid, classic, reliable ; probably an oldie throwback

Mango 🥭 -> smooth, sexy lady with a groove; perhaps slightly unexpected

Strawberry 🍓 -> tangy, slightly acidic; a bittersweet one

Grapes 🍇 -> underrated bops bursting with flavour once you give them a try; a fun one

Melon 🍈 -> my favourite fruit so my personal favourite

Now for the salads:

Linkin Park Fruit Salad:

🍊 In The End - the song that gets everyone turned up, she's the mainstream queen for a reason!!

🍎 Numb - had to get this one here as well because, really, you can't leave it out

🥭 Lost In The Echo - Living Things is a very important album to me (and my second favourite from them), and I do NOT see enough conversation about it. Lost In The Echo is a fenomenal song, and probably one of my favourite Chester x Mike moments

🍓 The Messenger - just typing the name of this song got the water fountains going. "When life leaves us blind, love keeps us kind" is a lyric that I will carry with me until the day I die

🍇 In Between - for the sake of "underrated" I purposely chose something from after the first 2 albums. In Between is criminally underrated imo, which is a shame since it's such a sweet song sung by Mike (which is rare since he hardly ever gets a solo song). Bonus underrated AND fun - When They Come For Me

🍈 Breaking The Habit - I could go on and on about why I love this song so so much, but I don't want to get sad. 13 yo me made it this far thanks to her 💙

BTS Fruit Salad:

🍊 Fire - THE hype song ever, it's physically impossible to be sad listening to her, helloooo 🔥 🔥

🍎 Spring Day - the fan favourite, of course I had to get her in here. Queen of the charts

🥭 Autumn Leaves & Home - this is my salad so I'll put extra mango if I want. Both of these are SO sexy in their own way, and since they're pretty far apart it'd only be fair to get them both in here

🍓 We Are Bulletproof : The Eternal - at first I thought about either 2! 3! or Young Forever, but We Are Bulletproof holds such a special, heavy meaning, considering the time it was released, and the overall theme of the album. I can't really listen to it without getting all choked up 🥺

🍇 Hip-Hop Lover & We On - putting 2 songs again because I can. These are VERY old BTS songs, and still remain some of my favourites. It's a shame so many newer fans outright refuse to listen to their older, not-so-polished stuff, cus it's fantastic really

🍈 Run - my mostest absolute Bangtan favourite, she's beauty, she's grace, she's so fun and devastating and aaaaaaa. AMAZING era that was, superior mv, just overall wowowowow

#this was SO HARD to choose omg I feel like a bad parent for leaving so many great songs out #kinda telling that most of these songs are sad/have sad lyrics #the emo girl is very much alive even if she branches out genres lmao #thinking about LP for so long made me incredibly sad ngl. it's hard to listen to them still #ANYWAYS #this was genuinely such a fantastic ask to answer omg i wanna do this to every single band I listen to wowowow #I'm pulling a uno reverse card and running to your blog with this question #thank you for this! sorry it's so long! i can't shut up about my favs!!!! #darya answers #darya's mixtape #linkin park #bts

[sandersgrey]

The dashs already starting to become unusable. Fellow aros follow me to this underground bunker quickly theres no time to explain

#alex wont shut up #aro #aromantic #yall feel like going to another at a party so you can pet the dog and maybe play cards w the other introvert hiding? #ive got like. uno. and a tuxedo cat

[helioxed]

I'm normal

#SORRY I WILL NOT SHUT UP ABOUT THIS U CAN'T MAKE ME #I'm so normal about leitmotifs #doodles #ultrakill #uno's art #animation #flashing #<- a bit ? #shitpost #this leitmotif has genuinely made me cry a couple times tho GWJSVSJHSJS

[janetsnakehole02]

cannot believe today is real 😭

#i wish the media and the fans would shut the fuck up and let them be friends #also messi is 1 goal away from 800 #uno más vamossss #leo messi #kylian mbappe #psg