#jr scheimpough headcanon

[sin-sidejob]

Shadow Prisoner!JR Scheimpough x Prison Wife!Reader

- @mollicutes bullied me and encouraged me so here take this of my pathetic imprisoned baby girl + spoilers for part 2 of Inside Job

- it’s incredibly bittersweet to have had him again, after losing him, and have JR in your life. He was with you at work, with you at home, able to spend your days with him and not have to worry all that much. Until the end of reality comes caving in.

- you can’t catch a break.

- the initial action that landed him in Shadow Prison was stupid, I mean c’mon, invezzlement? But what landed him back wasn’t really all too upsetting, you understood it more than anything. He just broke.

- the final straw out of having to crawl his way back to living, freedom and life and you was how Rand in his efforts to reverse reality to get his family back, wiped out JR’s. The second the tattoo he had done and inked on his skin with your meaning behind it vanished in tandem with his wedding ring, that last thread of morality went with you.

- JR didn’t know and didn’t expect to make it back to you, didn’t think anyone would manage reversing reality back to its original course. But it happens, without him, but he still shoots at Reagan in the process. By the time he’s stepping foot back in Cognito Inc, the company he helped build, you’re there, searching for him and he sees that brief shift in relief at seeing him fine and okay transition into concern, fear, and grief once you see the cuffs he’s locked in. There’s a part of him that wishes he hadn’t seen it and another, bigger part that wishes you hadn’t seen it.

- He’s sent back to Shadow Prison, locked up tight and away from reach and it breaks your heart all over again. The second you get him alone he explains and you understand because you would’ve done the same thing had you lost him, had to see your entire life with him fade and vanish as if it were smoke and mirrors and the years meant nothing. You’d have gone insane. You make sure he knows that you don’t blame him. It helps.

- it’s hard though, having lost him, gained him, only to lose him again. But you make do. Bribing guards for more unmonitored or longer visits, the occasional conjugal visit, and sending packages when you can of things that don’t get swiped for contraband.

- you send in snacks and goods like cookies, he usually has to give a share to the guards monitoring his cell as penance but hey, they like you at least. He gets letters and photos that he can tape to his side of the cell, see you when he gets up and goes to sleep.

- JR tries to hide the death arena from you as something he has to deal with and it goes as well as expected — poorly. You find out and are terrified of losing him fully after having such a small portion of him left. But then again, the man’s incredibly fit, clever, and creative. He handles it each and every time and comes back because he knows he needs to make it out to get back to you.

- the duration of his sentence is something that gets shortened over time, through good behavior and your own work at trying to appease the robes and carrying out tasks JR doesn’t even know are being asked of you. He never will.

- on the bright side, you’re reaping the benefits of being a prison wife. People were already terrified of you as is, and after JR went to prison it got found out that you two were married, and now you’re able to do anything you need to, access to whatever’s within hands reach and beyond. The guards love you, you’re the hottest wife of the prisoners on the cell block, and JR wins bets on that every time. You chit chat with the guards and ask about their spouses and kids idly and it makes things much smoother.

- JR gets brownie points for both having and keeping such a great, hot, powerful wife and gets an easier time throughout just for that. And when he gets out? Gets to come home on parole, not allowed to work at all anymore with a non-compete order placed down by the robes, he relishes in how he gets to throw his weight around.

- he’s a tatted criminal who survived and made it through shadow prison, kept maintained his relationship with the love of his life with a bond now that is even stronger, and now he can scare the shit out of people and doesn’t need to be the one on his knees all the time. Only for you though

- in general, it’s not too bad, you get him back eventually and he more than makes up for the long wait. JR shows you just how much he appreciates you and how much your sacrifice means to him

#I wrote majority of this while waiting for my Tylenol to kick in so take this with a grain of sugar to sweeten the deal #inside job #jr scheimpough #personal inside job #my inside job #inside job headcanon #inside job imagine #inside job part 2 spoilers #ij spoilers #ij #inside job netflix #jr scheimpough x fem!reader #jr scheimpough headcanon #jr scheimpough imagine #jr scheimpough x reader #JR x reader #JR imagine #JR headcanons #JR

[floofle-universe]

This is their dynamic Shion told me

#inside job #jrand #erm I don’t ship them I just agree with the universal headcanon that they fucked at least once in college #tamiko ridley #what do you mean this isn’t what happened?? #rand ridley #jr scheimpough #meme redraw #meme draw over #ot3 #otp 3rd wheel memes #ah yes me my girlfriend and her 500 dollar four foot tall mareep #my art #my edit #my meme #Floofle art

[cogneato-inc]

The Gang+ Roadtrip Headcanons

(Unfinished and never going to be but I wanted to post what I have </3-)

Absolutely loves road trips, is packed days in advance, needs to see every tourist trap and truck stop:

Brett

Is PUMPED - he loves everything about road trips

Sitting in the passenger seat giving directions, driving and jamming with the music as loud as possible, sitting in the back and pointing out animals and funny signs

Very susceptible to billboards - if he’s driving he stops at every tourist attraction/interesting truck stop/sightseeing platform and loves it Every Time

Buys a souvenir from every state he goes through (but it’s always something Huge and Inconvenient to keep in the car, like a cowboy hat or a big ass sign that everyone tells him not to buy)

His road trip playlists are Elite - always classics, or a mix of everyone’s favorites so no one can complain too much

Glenn

Takes his kids on road trips !!! It kills his back but he loves taking them to historical monuments and whatnot

(Not relevant but he absolutely seems like the kind of man who Fucking Loves historical re-enactments ?? He’s out there I know it in my heart)

Everyone hates when he’s allowed to drive because he has terrible road rage and refuses to stop for bathroom breaks or food - not to make good time, but just because he likes The Power

But he’s also good at keeping himself awake so he’s usually the driver at night when the roads are empty

(He still manages to find the one other person on the road and gets cut off or something, curses them out and wakes everyone up-)

Andre

Big fan of terrible roadside attractions - shit like ugly dinosaur sculptures and giant household objects in the middle of nowhere

Loves ridiculous billboards, his camera roll is 90% billboard pictures after the trip

You might think he’s in charge of the snacks but you’d be WRONG

He Will Forget Them

Or only pack edibles and wait for everyone else to realize

Likes to get to the destination as fast as possible, groans every time the others ask to stop:

Reagan

I headcanon she gets carsick super easily and hates the cramped feeling of having to sit near all of the bags/other people

So by the time the trip is over she is LAUNCHING herself out of the car

In the driver’s seat most of the time to avoid the worst of her carsickness (enjoys the added bonus of being able to threaten the others by withholding stops for snacks-)

Robotus

Would probably enjoy it more if he could get out of the car </3

If he’s repaired and has some sort of disguise he actually really likes stopping at the little sightseeing spots (and some of the ridiculous tourist traps but he’ll never admit it)

Makes a snarky comment abt EVERY religious billboard he sees - is absolutely insufferable when going through rural areas

J.R.

I’m not sure how you would even get this man to go on a road trip ???

‘Why can’t I just take my private jet >:(‘

It takes a lot of convincing, I would not be surprised if he’s straight up Never been on a road trip

And he doesn’t,, hate it ? If it’s just the two of you he has fun - but he makes Frequent comments abt how much faster you could have been at your destination (and also probably just,, better destinations that you can’t drive to) if you’d flown

If the rest of The Gang is there he’s miserable - being surrounded by people the whole time has him So So Carsick, he insists on driving as much as possible

Hates it, complains the whole trip:

Myc

He can’t get out of the car, he isn’t allowed to drive (for Several reasons), and No One will let him play his podcast when it’s his turn with the aux

He is Complaining or Sleeping the entire time

#inside job #inside job headcanon #robotus alpha beta #andre lee #brett hand #glenn dolphman #jr scheimpough #reagan ridley #myc cellium #Gigi is not here 😔 #but I would have put her under ‘hates road trips’ and you will have to take this headcanon as purely vibe based #fun fact I wrote most of this while on a road trip of my own #but while I was writing my brother got into a Terrible Accident in the car behind mine #he ended up fine by some miracle but I obviously stopped writing these for a good minute afterwards lmao

[jollyclamshepherdbandit]

Would you all forgive me if I just

Pulled something like this?

#my art #art #wyatt art #netflix #inside job #inside job jr #inside job jr scheimpough #jr scheimpough #baby giiiirl #simp #inside job headcanon #inside job x reader #inside job netflix

[ibelieveinthejrsupremecy]

hey, I saw that you opened requests so I hope this is acceptable :)

jealous/possessive hc’s for brett, jr, andre, rand, myc, and ron (just jr and rand if that’s too many) pls 👀 have a great day!

HC: Brett, J.R, Andre, Rand, Myc, and Ron being posessive/jealous

You got good taste, I'll give ya that 👀

And I'll be honest, 6 characters does sound like much but since this is my first ever request, I'll make an exception. These men getting jealous and possessive making me feel some type of way tbh 😳😤😩

Brett:

He would get jealous and possessive very easily.

Poor guy is so insecure of himself and often believes you can do better than settling down with him.

Rarely ever gets confrontational. But when he sees someone getting a little too close to you and getting too comfortable, he'll intervene.

But he does it in a way to where it's like a clingy puppy wanting attention. But also sounding just a teeny-tiny bit petty.

"Hey hun? Love? Not to be rude and interrupt this very lovely and interesting conversation but can we go now? Pretty please??" 🥺

Andre:

Does not get jealous easily but he does get pretty possessive sometimes!

He loves having an arm over your shoulders, around the waist, a hand on yours, on your hip. Just having any contact in general.

It's increased TENFOLD if someone makes a move on you, Andre will in fact be all over you. Kissing you out of the blue, calling you petnames, holding you pressed up against his body until the person finally gets the message.

If you try to call him out on it, he'll instantly get embarrassed because he didn't realize he was doing it.

Myc:

Oh boy...

Myc has literally got into verbal AND physical altercations for you.

Even if someone only so much as glanced at you in any negative or positive way, he'll start cursing them out.

It's worse if the person even thinks about you at all.

"COME ON BITCH! FIGHT ME! I KNOW YOU WERE THINKING ABOUT THEM!"

If you don't want anymore trouble than you already are, it's always best to drag Myc away and attempt to calm him down; with sweet words, a movie and some snacks.

If a fight happened anyways, he'll always say; "Bastard had it coming, no one gets to looks or think about you like that except me!"

Ron:

Ron is the the type to seethe when he gets jealous and will go eerily quiet. Going non-verbal as he holds your hand

Just staring down at the person with a glare, not even glancing away for a second. It's his way of saying; "Fuck right off."

When the person gets uncomfortable and finally leaves, Ron would huff and just stick by you the rest of the day.

If you ask him if he's OK, he'll lie and say he's fine.

But by the end of the day he does open up to you about it. And maybe even feel bad.

He tries not to let ot bottle up when he gets like that and actively tries to communicate with you when it starts to happen.

Rand:

This old bastard's ego needs to be in check at all times, so it's sorta?? A good thing for him to get jealous once and a while?🤷‍♂️

Listen, he's too narcissistic/egotistical for his own good, he needs to be reminded that you can do better than him.

Rand is a bit like both Ron and Myc.

Seething and glaring at first but eventually snaps at the person and will try to start a fight. No matter when or where it happens.

He just doesn't want to lose you like how he lost Tamiko and by extension; Reagan. You're too important and it always makes him insecure to even think about you leaving him for someone better.

J.R:

He is confident in your relationship and would usually get pretty cocky when he sees someone come up and try to woo you. Smirking and just watching with amusement.

The bastard is smug like that 😩

Though, there have been a few times he got worried when the person is younger than him. Since you are most likely younger than J.R, he's scared that you'll leave him for someone more your age.

So J.R always tends to get clingy like a Koala when he gets possessive, his arm always linked with yours. At the very least holding your hand.

By the time this person is done trying to impress you, J.R always has something quick-witted to say to either embarrass or even scare them off.

#insidejob #inside job jr #inside job rand #brett hand #jr scheimpough #andre lee #dr andre #inside job ron #ron staedtler #magic myc #myc cellium #rand ridley #samEEL'S post #samEEL'S writing #hcs #headcanons

[insidereagan]

hello im bored so here are my misc. inside job headcanons

brett loves to wear dresses, but poor baby is so scared :’(

brett and andre love to make, swap and collab on spotify playlists together.

gigi has a kid!

y’know reagan canonically liked nsync? i feel like rand would like,, ban reagan from listening to it as a kid, so she listened to it at orrins house.

speaking of orrin, them holding a funeral for the turtles :,( reagan getting really sad then orrin giving her a lot of comfort. i might do a fanfic about this tbh altho im working on a jrand one atm

robotus and brett binging 80s/90s sitcoms together

speaking of, I feel like if you ever got robotus into american dad, he’d really enjoy it, because it’s a sitcom about a government worker? hell yea.

i think glenn would enjoy american dad too tbh.

brett’s sister is a lesbian, who works for the shadow board, and lives in a small cottage in the woods. as soon as she gets home from work, she gives her wife/gf/partner a big kiss on the cheek, then they snuggle with their cats on the sofa.

brett collects a shit ton of fidget toys.

i can’t think of anything else rn lol

#inside job #reagan ridley #brett hand #andre lee #gigi thompson #magic myc #glenn dolphman #inside job reagan #inside job brett #orrin carthwait #jr scheimpough #rand Ridley #inside job headcanon #inside job imagine

[insidejobheadcanons]

JR knows the real Hatsune Miku

#idk if i posted this here yet but it's my favorite headcanon i have of him #inside job #inside job netflix #headcanons #jr scheimpough

[supercowgirl04]

Inside Job as horses because I cannot stop thinking about them

Reagan

Brett

Rand

Gigi

Andre

J.R.

Robotus

Glenn

Sorry I couldn’t find Myc

#inside job #inside job headcanon #horse au #horse photography #inside job netflix #inside job glenn #inside job reagan #inside job robotus #inside job brett #inside job gigi #inside job andre #inside job rand #inside job jr #jr scheimpough #rand ridely #glenn dolphman #gigi luigi #dr andre #brett hand #headcanon #reagan ridely

[harkingspot]

are you guys ready for my ultimate headcanon of them all??? WASIAN JR SCHEIMPOUGH‼️‼️‼️‼️

#guys you don't understand THIS is it #this is what i need in this world #but xander the show always refers to him as a white man #yeah??? the w in wasian is WHITE #the show also refers reagan as white too #SO ITS STILL UP IN THE AIR I MEAN #Guys u dont get it i NEED wasian jr 😭 #inside job #jr scheimpough

[grialsgoblet]

GRIA’S RULES

Hey! Welcome to Gria’s Reading Room! My name is Gria, and I write fan fiction. Here is a list of what I will and won’t write, and fandoms I write for!

FANDOMS <3

Obey Me! Shall We Date?

Lucifer

Mammon

Leviathan

Satan

Beelzebub

Diavolo

Barbatos

Asmodeus [PLATONIC ONLY]

Luke [PLATONIC ONLY]

Harry Potter

Severus Snape [Pre War]

Draco Malfoy

Harry Potter

Ron Weasley

Neville Longbottom

Sirius Black

Remus Lupin

Spider-Man; Into the Spider-verse

Peter B. Parker

Spider-Noir

Miles Morales [PLATONIC ONLY]

Inside Job

Brett Hand

Andre Lee

Glenn Dolpman

JR Scheimpough

Rand Ridley

Myc Cellium

There might be more, but I’m not sure

I Will Write…

Smut

Fluff

Light Angst

Male or gender neutral reader

Headcanons

Blurbs

Oneshots

Dom/top reader

Might have forgotten some things!!

I Will NOT Write

Incest

Pedophilia

Heavy angst

Gore

Major character death

Shota/lolicon

Female/ fem presenting reader

AND ANYTHING I AM UNCOMFORTABLE WITH.

I have the right to refuse to write anything I do not want to, and there will be no ifs, ands or buts about it.

If you have any questions, please feel free to hit up my ask box or message me! Have a lovely day!

#fanfic #fanfiction #new blog #oneshot #read rules before interacting #rules #rules of my blog #asks open #requests open #requests always open #obey me #obey me! #obey me shall we date #obey me x male reader #obey me x gn!reader #obey me x gender neutral reader #harry potter #harry potter x male reader #Harry Potter x gn reader #Harry Potter x gender neutral reader #x reader #reader insert #male reader #gender neutral reader #spiderman #spiderverse #spiderman x male reader #spiderman x gn reader #inside job #inside job x male reader

[sin-sidejob]

Prompt: JR Scheimpough would absolutely love yet hate playing pool with you.

⊱ ────── {⋅. 🎱 .⋅} ────── ⊰

JR played in college, grew up playing on his fathers table at home and with his family. He could make bank shots and use english on a cue with ease, scamming people into thinking he’s a clueless little rich boy that doesn’t know how to shoot pool then coming back with their entire savings account after betting double and triple wages on his breaks after he flips from shooting in that faux “oh fuck what’s the chalk for? Lines?” manner to sharpshooter, pool hall menace, cracking the cue ball with a shot into the rack and making at least three balls to start, two in the corner pockets and one in the side

It’s so easy for him

Then you come along and hustle him better than he expected, and even before he caught a full glimpse of you.

JR took you out to drinks in a high class bar and thinks about playing a few games to show off and play some poor unsuspecting bastard — but then you pipe up, wanting to play him and saying that whoever loses pays for the next date.

How could he refuse that? And so he plays, letting you break and racking up for you, winking at you from under low hanging pool hall lights dimmed in a yellow hue. When you snap the cue back and send the cue ball hurtling into the rack, making the six ball and the seven ball into the back pockets, his jaws agape and you’re already settling low with a steady elbow to take another, making each and every ball number by number until you get to the nine.

You lean down, and the v-neck of your shirt lowers and allows him a full glimpse down your chest as you sink down to focus on the shot, calling the pocket you’ll make the nine ball in through a breathe then practice your stroke once, twice, and sliding your elbow back before you make contact, chalked tip of the cue sending the cue ball out to the nine, banking it off the rail and into the corner pocket you prophecized.

He’s slack jawed, turned-on, impressed, and frustrated all at once. JR’s hasn’t lost in pool since he finally grew into an adults cue, no longer using an adjustable or shortened one — the kid’s cues.

You’re beaming when you rise, the dip of your button up flattening against your chest and still sharing a glimpse of your chest. But not nearly anything as inviting as what he saw when you took your final shot, winning the first game.

Sauntering around, you dock your cue in the display rack and make a show of wiping off chalk dust on his suit, enjoying the dark gleam that emerges in his eyes. “Wanna’ try again?”

“Oh honey,” he chuckles, shucking off his blazer and rolling his sleeves up before he racks the balls, you sending them from the pockets down to him. He starts sorting the pool balls within the wooden rack with ceramic clicks and little chitters from the wood as his hands move off memory, eyes glinting behind glasses shrouded in the low lights of the pool hall, peering up at you as his glasses catch the light, “I’ll play you all night.”

“Bring it baby boy, let’s see you try and keep up.”

And he eyes you, leaning back up after racking the balls and lifting the wooden rack, hanging it back up at the wall and leaning against the wall, sipping at his drink, he grins, a devious expression on his face. JR watches you lean down once more, feeling his pants pull a bit taut as your neckline lowers and your chest is visible again, watching it shift as you pull your elbow back and forth before rapidly shifting it up, breaking the rack and sending the balls scattering with a proud grin, making the seven ball again.

Expectantly, you look to him and send him a matching grin, chalking the cue with a little block of green chalk, dusting your fingers as you lean down to put the one ball in the corner then move to the two ball, watching behind glasses as you move around the table and narrowly miss the six ball, leaving him an opportunity to finally play.

“Alright, pretty boy, take your best shot.” You simper while walking past him to seat yourself in a raised bar seat of two, a tall table between them where you steal sips of his drink, he eyes you, rolling up from your legs up to your eyes and smiles before he takes his shot, making the six in the side pocket and moving around, passing you on the way.

“Oh, I intend to.” He murmurs to himself, making the next ball in the pocket and spying you finish his drink and settle it back down, sparing him a glance as you recross you legs.

JR’s definitely open to the challenge of beating you — and it seems by the glimmer in your eyes that you’re just as interested in the game between the two of you than the actual one played before the both of you as he is. He sinks the eight ball into the corner and scratches on the rebound, bearing you try not to let a sound out but smile a tad.

“Ball’s in your corner,” he offers, handing you the cue ball from his hand into yours, watching your lips purse to prevent a joke from slipping through. You eye him as you set up your shot, lowering back down within his eyeline and shooting him a glance as you poise your shot, murmuring something beneath your breath just so he can hear it.

“And hopefully in-between my thighs by the end of the night.”

Oh yeah, he’s keeping you.

#inside job #jr scheimpough #personal inside job #my inside job #my thots #inside job headcanon #jr #jr scheimpough headcanon #jr scheimpough imagine #jr scheimpough x reader #X reader #x Gn reader

[insidethejob]

A Man In Power

Requested by: Anon (Assuming they want to be Anon)

Ah, you have daddy issues and need approval

Like girl same

You don’t techincally work for Incognito, but you do know of it’s existence

All the way back to when Rand first worked there

Speaking of the devil, JR loves complaining about Rand

You couldn’t care less, to be honest

Though you listen anyway

You both like to have nice talks

Though when I say ‘Both’ I really just mean him

When the deal goes wrong, he complains over and over

You’d think J.R. is in love with Rand

Don’t even get me started on when Rand makes the Youtube Channel

Though you watched some of Rand’s video’s and JR did not think that was funny

J.R talks about you a lot

That’s how Rand knows who you are

You’ve never had a problem with Rand, which pisses JR off

“If I hate him, YOU have to hate him too!”

You just roll your eyes and continue reading your book

Gives off King Harold and  Queen Lillian vibes (Fiona Parents from Shrek)

Though that’s why you both are perfect

Opposite do attract after all

#J.R. Scheimpough #J.R. Scheimpough x Reader #J.R. #JR x Reader #Headcanons #Inside Job #Inside Job x Reader #Inside Job Headcanons #Rand Ridley #Shrek Refrence

[m00n-elixir]

let me headcanon the birthdays that the inside job characters were born in, and only based on vibes and gut feelings

im only doing this bc it's my birthday today and i just randomly thought of doing this bc it seems fun <3

Reagan Ridley - January 7

Brett Hand - NOVEMBER 20. although he would kill to be a September kid because and only because of Earth, Wind & Fire

Gigi Thompson - April 30 (bc im an April kid and i said so)

Dr. Andre Lee - March 1

Glenn Dolphman - June 27 (he lies and says his birthday is the 4th of July bc it's glenn we're talking about)

J.R. Scheimpough - December 13

Rand Ridley - July 7

Tamiko Ridley - February 2

i'd love to hear what y'all think! and just remember that i have no evidence or reason as to why i gave these characters these hcs, and it's entirely based on gut feeling

#inside job #reagan ridley #brett hand #gigi thompson #andre lee #glenn dolphman #jr scheimpough #rand ridley #tamiko ridley #inside job headcanons

[cogneato-inc]

IJ Gang+ Fursonas/Favorite Animals

VERY brief thoughts on everyone’s fursonas/favorite animals because I want to post art-

Andre

Would be a ferret for obvious reasons - skinny, mischievous, probably a little stinky ? It’s uncanny

His personal favorite animal is absolutely smthn unconventional tho - a wacky bug or lizard, maybe some kind of bioluminescent sea creature for the rave vibes ?

For sure the type to change his answer every time anyone asks

Brett

Obvious sona choice is a golden retriever because,,, yeah <3 but CONSIDER- a tiger ?? I will not elaborate

I don’t think he could pick just one animal as his favorite if you asked him to -

In my mind he’s like,, a terrible Snow White (/affectionate) ??? He loves and tries to befriend every animal he comes across and is,, not very successful most of the time-

Gigi

Is saying her sona would be a leopard a cop out ? It just fits so well (elegant and dangerous ??) it’s not my fault she also wears the pattern everywhere-

She’s definitely an animal person (if she wasn’t so busy she’d have so many pets </3) but birds are her #1 - brightly colored exotic ones ofc but she also just really likes birdwatching on early mornings

(She absolutely has a separate insta just for archiving all of the pictures she takes-)

Reagan

Begging forgiveness for my basic answer but,, she’s a house cat </3

She’s just got cat vibes !!! It’s the autism I know it (alternatively some kind of fox maybe ? I keep flip flopping-)

She seems like the kind of person to have a really obscure or extinct favorite animal ? Like a really fucked up creature from the Cambrian Period - but she’s also absolutely a cat person

Myc

Honestly I don’t think I’ll make him a sona because he’s already not human-

As for his favorite animal he,,, doesn’t have one ? He isn’t really an animal person, even if he can tolerate them - definitely likes bugs more (and it’s totally NOT because he spent most of his childhood with only them for company, that would be ridiculous)

(He is absolutely the type to chase someone around with little creepy crawlies if he finds out they’re scared of them-)

Glenn

Very torn between his sona being a bull or some kind of big livestock guardian dog - Anatolian Shepherd maybe ? (Of course he’d still be half dolphin)

DOG PERSON no one will ever change my mind-

His family ABSOLUTELY had dogs when he was a kid and he’s still really fond of them even if he can’t keep any

Alpha-Beta

OUGH okay my immediate thought for his sona was a bear which,,, given his history he would HATE-

But it’s perfect ? Big and strong ?? But S OFT ??? I refuse to consider other animals

He insists he doesn’t have a favorite animal but he’s absolutely got a soft spot for orcas (he watched the Seaworld documentary </3)

(THE PRESIDENT IS A SAINT BERNARD I know this in my heart, big goofy dog man, it’s probably even his favorite animal he just seems like a dog person (,,, based entirely on everyone else’s (incredible) headcanons lmao-))

J.R.

Almost went with a mongoose just for the bit- but no this man is OBVIOUSLY a ram. I can’t explain it at all he just is.

And he HATES animals - he can tolerate the ones that don’t come to him looking for attention but beyond that, no absolutely NOT get it away from him

If he had to pick he’d say fish, just because they can be relaxing to watch (please god let this man relax-)

#inside job headcanon #inside job #andre lee #brett hand #gigi thompson #reagan ridley #myc cellium #glenn dolphman #robotus alpha beta #jr scheimpough #I’m not too sure how I want to format things just yet #so the next one might have a different layout- #but yay first post out of the way !

[cognitosclowns]

in the spirit of the holiday do you have any hcs for the gang on halloween?

THIS FELT THEMATIC <3 TYSM FOR THE LOVELY ASK

AAAA I LOVE HALLOWEEN

Brett absolutely leaves a bowl of candy out if he can't be there in person. usually he personall dresses up in the most,, well-detailed costumes? his favorite is a Ventriloquist dummy!! he has a whole little routine he does for greeting kids at the door. this man LOVES halloween.

Reagan never really had any halloween traditions growing up? aside from her dad batting away children from their yard with a baseball bat smsdns

It becomes tradition for Andre, Gigi and Reagan to go to shops together on november 1-3rd to get all the cheap candy <3 they literally have pounds of the stuff, The War Room has an infinite candy bowl now

Brett : 'why isn't JR dressed up :('

Myc : 'hes a capitalist that's already scary enough'

If JR does dress up, it's something Classic like Dracula!!

OH YEAH Brett is totally gonna dress up. Gigi helps convince the rest of them by starting an office vote for Best Costume(s) and they're immediately in bc they're all competitive as hell

(besides, it'll make brett happy <3)

Group costume : Wizard of Oz. Brett is Scarecrow, Gigi is Dorothy, Reagan is Lion (complete with little cat ears and a fuzzy sweater smdns), and (under threat of physical violence) Robotus is Tin Man <3

Robotus is embarrassed, Reagan is Itchy, Gigi looks the best but shes regretting the choice of heels, Brett is absolutely beaming and there is straw in every crevice of his body. Collectively they will have the best fucking time ever.

Glenn is always too shy to dress up <3 ppl are already scared of him during the year. he'll probably just put on his old army uniform and be a Solider!!

Im not sure how old Glenn's daughter is?? If shes a kid then he'll absolutely go out trick or treating with her!! People compliment how scary is mask is even though he's not wearing one :')

Gigi will absolutely change costumes so that they can do a King and Queen look, bc <3 friendship. He gets all flustered bc,, Gigi makes him a gorgeous outfit and he feels <3 kinda handsome tbh <3

Myc + Andre? Little Shop of Horrors with a twist. Myc is Seymour, Andre is Twoey!! They put Myc in overalls for each of his tentacles, glasses and everything. Andre is covered in leaves and vines he stole from the horticulture lab. They get unreasonably drunk

The Great Halloween Bar Brawl of 2021 will not soon be forgotten (Myc insulted someone, like he always does, and it kinda devolved from there. There were probably no casualties)

<3 i love these mfs so much aaa

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MYC AND ANDRE HORROR EXTRAVAGANZA IN THE BASEMENT <3

Everyone's invited. they completely deck out the basement area with cushions and shit?? They even disable the wifi and plug up all the charging ports so they can let Robotus out of his prison for a bit smdns

Brett is huddled up with his knees to his chest. Myc and Andre are constantly cracking jokes to both make him less scared and,, because that just how they are. Most tense moments are ruined by them making silly noises and jokes

ex : (someone falls out a window, 'and he sticks the landing!' 'im giving in an 8 on execution, the pole in his head really redacts points', etc). Robotus joins in with Full Snark Activated. It's absolute chaos in the best way sdnms.

'Madam. Miss. Mademoiselle. RUN. HE IS RIGHT THERE HOW DO YOU NOT SEE HIM.' Reagan, Gigi and Robotus are weeping over the incompetence of the characters smdns.

Everyone's screaming at the screen. Brett is cheering on the Final Girl, while Myc is hoping she gets mulched smdns.

Nobody goes home, they all just end up falling asleep in piles down in the basement. Robotus stays up for a while (definitely not to make sure everyone's sleeping soundly + they aren't gonna be woken up my anything. because he definitely doesn't secretly care about them), but eventually he powers down for the night too <3

all in all a successful halloween !! <3

#halloween #gigi thompson #glenn dolphman #andre #dr andre #dr. andre #robotus #robotus inside job #reagan ridley #jr scheimpough #Brett hand #myc #magic myc #inside job headcanon #headcanons #asks #THIS WAS SO FLUFFY AND CUTE #HAPPY HALLOWEEN EVERYONE #EAT LOTS OF CANDY #KISS KISS

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Being J.R's sugar baby would include...

This is intended for male aligned readers; FtM, cis, other masc identifying individuals. Though, since no pronouns are used for you readers, this is more gender nuetral??

Starting off with SFW before getting to the NSFW part 😳😩

Also, please let me know if there are any typos that I miss!

Before, this bastard will be a suave little shit to woo you over in any way possible. He'll show off his wealth, his different houses, his helicopter--

But if none of them are what catches your eye?? J.R might just break.

It may not seem like it but he's a very insecure guy when it comes to relationships of any kind probably because of Rand

If you want to actually get know him as a person before getting into anything, J.R will be a nervous sweaty wreck. He can feign confidence easily, but with you? He can't keep that up if you want to be more emotionally intimate.

He will gladly spend money on your dates, no matter how small or grand they are, unless you really want to have an in-door date. On these dates, you could easily forget about how much of a rich-evil-asshole he is because to you? He's a total sweetheart.

Little gifts! He loves to get you little gifts! If he catches you checking something out or even glancing at it, he's gonna buy it and surprise you with it at home 💖

Now, with depending on how much younger you are than him, he will be extremely hesitant if you want him to meet your family. It's obvious why- could you imagine??

"Oh, hey everyone! Meet my significantly older and rich boyfriend; J.R!"

Yeah, it will either not happen for a while or never happen at all.

Buuut on the other hand, if your family is not too judgmental and they like him? He'll buy them a big piece of land and a new house. Most likely a mansion instead of a house. Your whole family will just be taken care of.

A whole ass gentleman the entire time, even if your family are the protective and overbearing type.

OK! NSFW ahead!

A pay pig.

... Literally gets off on being financially exploited.

For work, he hates losing money but he always knew a small part of him was kinda into it.

Feel free to take his wallet without asking, use his credit card and cash while he watches you spend his money on anything. Or even better! Literally sit in bed with your sexiest outfit or nude, wait until he walks in before holding up his credit card and snapping it in half...

He'd have the hardest boner in his whole life as he falls to his knees then crawls up to the bed towards you.

If he's the one fucking you? Charge him 100k for each time thrusts into your tight hole.

If he asks to finish, charge him a million, that will really get him going.

Smack him around, degrade or praise him-- or even both? He'll be into it.

J.R may seem like a big bad businessman but we all know he's a subby little man fr fr 😩

If you are the one fucking him? Feel free to position him in any way you please; doggy style, cowgirl, the plough, splitting bamboo, the cathrine wheel, the bridge, you name it!

Turn him into a pretzel if that's what you want, J.R will bend over backwards just to please you. Worship you like a God.

If you both are at Cognito Inc after hours and he's doing paperwork as you wait for him to finish, take advantage of it. Lord knows how many times he fantasized getting it on in the workplace, especially in his office. If you start massaging his shoulders and neck, J.R will turn into putty in your hands.

You getting under his desk and between his legs? He already knows he's done for

#inside job jr #insidejob #headcanons #hc #jr scheimpough #gn reader #male reader #trans reader #jr x male reader #minors dni #samEEL'S post #samEEL'S writing