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sin-sidejob · 1 year

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J.R. brainrot is literally on my brain CONSTANTLY

sitting in his chair and making him kneel in front of you, looking up at you in his chair, the one he doesn't let anyone else sit in

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

anyways buh-bye

just —

He’s been bad. Not seeing you as much, too busy of a schedule to play house with you. It’s enough to garner your attention and realize he’s not neglecting you but rather neglecting his own needs.

J.R.’s feeling lower than the Atlantians that vacation in the Mariana Trench. He hasn’t seen you in days, maybe even a week. His thumb nervously rolls over the side of his phonecase as he heads back to the office, leaving you a message on voicemail — assuming the lack of answering is you asleep at this late hour.

“Hey peach, I’m sorry I didn’t get a chance to talk to you before you went to bed,” he murmurs, the echo of his shoes tap tap tapping against the glass catwalk, “I’ll be there in the morning, I promise.” His smile is weary as he ends the call, saying his I love yous and consistent endearments, singing your praise like devotee.

After he pockets the phone, his lips fall flat into the line again as he cracks open his office door. The lights flicker on.

He knows it’s you.

You’ve perched yourself in his office chair, legs extended to the side as the back of the chair faces him.

“Making me promises, Scheimpough?”

He knows he’s in deep shit, real deep judging by the lilt in your voice, but he’s grinning and heading your way already, punishment be damned. JR watches as the chair turns, revealing you in the soft glow of his desk lamp, draped in nothing but his blazer, thighs crossed and keeping you modest in the most minimal of senses. You watch him as he sees you. The grin on your lips is dark, just like the lipstick upon them.

He wants his soul to bleed that same shade.

“Any and all,” JR beams, approaching and stopping once you huff a noise, nose turning up a tad in a little bunny twitch.

“You want my attention? Show me what you think it’s worth,” you chide, drumming your nails upon the armrests as you look up at him beneath your lashes, utterly unimpressed. He fucking loves you, especially like this.

He’s already wrenching off his tie and undoing his cuff links to smooth up his sleeves, hooked on the idea of getting to you and unwrapping your legs to delve into the gift between. Pants painfully tight and with sweat beading at his neck, he’s feeling nothing short of withdrawals from you.

“Beg for it,” you preen, “kneel for me baby.”

He drops like an anchor, knees knocking in a resounding thud.

You lean forth, legs uncrossing as your heels click upon the stone, eyes glittering in the low light. He feels your hand grace his cheek, extended forth and exposing your chest while you smooth your palm across his face, cupping gently.

“What a good boy.” You lay the praise upon him like a blanket, lids low and heavy, lashes brushing your cheeks.

Curling your fingers around the side of his neck and jaw, you shift him closer to your exposed cunt, letting him watch the slick pool and smear upon the leather of his chair. His eyes flicker up to yours behind his glasses, beginning to fog and cloud over like his inhibitions.

He’s torn between lapping at your cunt and fucking you until it’s so soaked that anyone can smell the sex in his office, lingering heavy in the air permanently. It’s JR’s chair, but he wants you to come on it. Call it a baptism, a christening. Blessing him and his office like a god.

And the way you gaze down at him as he kneels between your thighs forces some penitence out of him, wrenching it out like water from a dishrag.

“Now,” you tap at his cheek, pressing your thumb to the corner of his mouth which he eagerly opens, sucking wetly, “get to work.”

#my final assignments are killing me more than my finals are #also #thank you for this I needed a break #inside job #jr scheimpough #personal inside job #my inside job #jr #asked and answered #anon #jr scheimpough x reader #JR scheimpoigh x female reader #JR scheimpough x female coded reader #the business bitch

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feralwaff1e · 1 year

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JRand Family AU

So I promised ya’ll I’d give ya a more coherent au and here it is! Keep in mind this is t a fully flesh au and you can most definitely send asks about it.

So all in all this was an excuse to make a JRand family AU. So in this au, J.R. and Rand didn’t initially have attraction to one another in this au. What had happened was along the lines of canon, just no romantic feelings didn’t really happen until after they made that ‘time machine’.

It was a slow romance, physical? Oh fuck yeah, that was already a thing. Feelings? Admitting it? That in itself took a very long time to admit to one another. It took Rand almost getting married to Tomiko did J.R grow more of a spine and admit that he did have romantic feelings for Rand and told him. How did Rand react? It was… something that almost broke J.R,’s heart. Rand was silent, stared at J.R and left. J.R didn’t hear from Rand for 3 days.

It took Rand three days to comprehend that J.R. had legitimate feelings for him. That J.R wasn’t planning on using him for any kind of advancement. Because that was Rand’s job, to be the manipulative one, not J.R. It took him almost too long to to process this and come to facts that maybe he wanted to be with J.R. Too?

Because at this point J.R. had basically given up any hope and had gone into an ice cream and booze filled depression. He was actually now thinking of ways to quite Cognito because of how much he thought he had embarrassed himself. Maybe even contact that new Illuminati? They seem to have memory erase junk…Until Rand burst into his room and pulled him up by his PJ’s and and gave J.R the most emotional and heated kiss ever (I’m a romantic kill me 😠)

After that? I’m not sure, but I have bullet points?

Rand and J.R get married instead of Rand and Tomiko

They couldn’t pick a last name, so they keep their respective last names

Tamiko donated eggs, and unfortunately Rand still liked her genetics and definitely snatched them eggs to put into a surrogate

Reagan was born purely because of a bet that J.R and Rand didn’t think through

Reagan Ridley is now Reagan Riddley-scheimpough

There was no project jelly bean

Until age 5? 6? Reagan had a rotating nanny staff!

When she proved she could be undistrutive Rand J.R started taking her to work

J.R is Papa and Rand is dad.

She has a semi good relationship with them honestly?

Because unlike Tomiko where she shrugged off both Reagan and Rand at time, J.R. Doesn’t.

Problems? We sit down and talk

J.R basically balances out the whole thing.

#jrand #rand ridley #jr scheimpough #inside job #Reagan Ridley #AU

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shittysawtraps · 2 years

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hello j.r scheimpough,

you have been embezzling, lying, and forging papers since your enactment as ceo-

#submission #shitty saw traps

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historyhermann · 1 year

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Quirky Mature Comedy "Inside Job" Lampoons Conspiracy Theories

Reagan and her team

On October 22, the first ten episodes of Inside Job aired on Netflix. The show is not only irreverent, witty, and quirky, but its well-developed characters, voice acting, animation, and plot make the show captivating enough to watch, from episode to episode. Its interlinking stories lead to a devastating "resolution" that will shake you to the core.

Reprinted from The Geekiary, my History Hermann WordPress blog, and Wayback Machine. This was the ninth article I wrote for The Geekiary. This post was originally published on October 23, 2021.

Inside Job, a mix of workplace comedy and paranoid fiction, is the first animated series by Shion Takeuchi, a former writer for Gravity Falls, writer for Disenchantment, and former storyboarder for Regular Show. The creator of Gravity Falls, Alex Hirsch, is an executive producer, as is Takeuchi. It is the first series created by her as part of a deal with Netflix to produce animated content. Hirsch said that he was inspired by the X-Files while he and Takeuchi were inspired by pages of the Weekly World News, an outlandish tabloid.

Inside Job has six main characters: tech genius Reagan Ridley (voiced by Lizzy Caplan), yes-man/fratboy Brett Hand (voiced by Clark Duke), biochemist Dr. Andre (voiced by Bobby Lee), humanoid dolphin/supersoldier Glenn Dolphman (voiced by John DiMaggio), PR officer Gigi Thompson (Tisha Campbell), and psychic mushroom organism Magic Myc (voiced by Brett Gelman). Supporting characters include current CEO J.R. Scheimpough (voiced by Andrew Daley) and Reagan's father Rand Ridley (voiced by Christian Slater). Reagan, J.R., Andrew, Glenn, Gigi, and Magic work at Cognito, Inc., with Reagan managing her co-workers and wanting to make the world "a better place," while dealing with her paranoid father, the former company CEO. Reagan herself is multiracial as her mother, Tomiko (voiced by Suzy Nakamura), is Japanese. In this world, every conspiracy theory is real, with Cognito as a shadow government entity that makes this all happen, working for those in the shadows.

The ten-episode first season of Inside Job introduces viewers to Cognito, Inc., where all manner of conspiracies are afoot. In the first episode, Reagan tries to replace the president with a robot after the previous one was "too dumb" to manipulate, while her goal to become the head of the team is squashed by her boss, J.R., who brings in a man named Brett Hand to co-lead the team. In the second episode, Brett and Reagan are confronted with the difficult task of figuring out who to fire as Cognito makes cutbacks, while her team tries to kiss up to her, thinking they will be fired, and having to fight off a powerful monster.

Later episodes feature a reptilian/lizard people gala, Reagan attempting to get a boyfriend, selling outdated and dangerous products to a town stuck in the 1980s, Reagan attempting to stop her dad from learning about her mom's wedding, ghosting a flirty secret agent, a free love commune on the Moon, a mole inside of Cognito, and trying to stop a robot by delving deep into her mind, while learning the truth about her father.

Weirdness and mature subject matters are at the center of Inside Job, with nothing held back. The show has characters cursing and blood being spilled, even in the first episode. Curse words fly right and left, mostly out of Reagan's mouth, and for good reason! Clearly, due to this, some people may not like the show or find it "too mature," or even sexual at times, in par with other mature animations that have been released recently, whether by Netflix or on other platforms.

While reviewers rightly described this series as mocking "our brain-fried reality," having a "lot of energy," being "emotionally wise and sincere," there is more to this show than that. It uses, in Takeuchi's words, comedy to "process difficult emotions, and... a way to explore these kinds of topics [conspiracy theories] and the ridiculousness of them." This is made clear from the fact that at first Reagan feels threatened by Brett. He comes to her for help, as he is under too much pressure. And both work together to control the rogue president and help each other. Although it reminds me a little of Mr. Robot, which focused on a group of hackers trying to bring down the "elites," Inside Job is the opposite of this, as the protagonists of this series are the same elites that those characters were attempting to take out by any means necessary.

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One of my favorite parts of Inside Job is the weirdness and quirkiness, whether it's the human-hybrids, the lizard people, assassins (like one who shot JFK, who is voiced by Alex Hirsch), or something else entirely. The animation, music score, and background art are superb as well, with all sorts of easter eggs linking to other shows and topics, for those who wish to delve deeper. Like the highly-enjoyable Disenchantment, drinking, alcoholism, and drug use are some of the show's themes. On the other hand, it is more comedic than Disenchantment, although its comedy isn't constructed in the same way as it is in shows like Star Trek: Lower Decks.

One of the funnier episodes is when they show all the people said to be reptilian, like Al Gore, Taylor Swift, Mark Zuckerberg, Guillermo El Toro, Ellen DeGeneres, Judge Judy, Anderson Cooper and so on. I chuckled a little when they made fun of the Jason Bourne series and how ridiculous it is, or the joke about the Bechdel test. The show references series like Stranger Things (set in the 1980s), Ghostbusters, Star Wars, The Terminator, The Goonies, Harry Potter, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, and E.T., along with Blockbuster, Jeff Bezos, and the James Bond films, to name a few references.

Inside Job has a better spy episode than anything that Q-Force could come up with and reminds me a little of a Phineas and Ferb episode, "Live and Let Dive," where the evil doctor has a lair, although Inside Job ups the ante to something that is even more hilarious than either one of those shows.

Similar to other shows, broken families and having friends are also themes featured in Inside Job. This is noted in the show's third episode, when the audience learns that Reagan's parents are divorced, with her mother writing erotic stories. Reagan tries to make sure she has a group of friends among her co-workers, so they all support her, no matter the mission they have to undertake, although Brett is the most loyal and supportive of them all. This happens when her social anxiety comes to the fore in the show's third episode, when she is told to hug people at a reptoid gala, while she remains socially inept, learning it is because of a robot her father invented. It also happens when she has relationship problems and attempts to get someone with toxic masculinity, and has issues with codependency.

Some fans have even speculated that Reagan might be autistic. Having someone who is socially awkward and anxious is not unique to Inside Job, though. Cleopatra, the protagonist of Cleopatra in Space, has ADHD, Luz Noceda, the bisexual Afro-Latina protagonist of The Owl House, is neurodivergent, and Entrapta, the socially awkward (and morally grey) sciencey princess, in She-Ra and the Princesses of Power is autistic. In addition, Peridot, a non-binary Gem woman in Steven Universe has been described by some fans as autistic, since Steven Universe creator Rebecca Sugar said that none of the Gems in the series can be considered neurotypical.

Apart from Hirsch and Takeuchi, the others working on Inside Job are a talented bunch. They include animator Mike Hollingsworth, one of the show's executive producers, who was the supervising director of BoJack Horseman, Pete Mitchels, an animator who directed the first two seasons of Rick and Morty and episodes of Family Guy, and Chantal Hennessey, who was a supervising director for 24 episodes of My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic.

Additionally, the series art director, Jeffrey M. Thompson, was an art director for Rick and Morty, and an animator and artist on Gravity Falls. Two of the show's animators, Andrew Bomo, the technical director, and Justin Schultz, worked on shows such as Harley Quinn, Invincible, Big Mouth, Onyx Equinox, Milo Murphy's Law, and DuckTales, to name a few. The opening theme is performed by Bronze, featuring BBRC, and is titled "Pa$$ the Time (Part 2)" while Ryan Elder and Steve Reidell are composers of the show's electronic music.

Inside Job seems to have been accepted relatively positively, including on the show's subreddit, which currently has over 800 subscribers, and has an official account with over 6,000 followers on Twitter, coupled with a fake website for Cognito, Inc. for interested fans. I expect there will be fanfiction as well, but currently, there is a good amount of fan art of Reagan, noting the show's references to other popular media. It is nothing like the documentary of the same name which focuses on the causes of the 2007-2008 global economic crisis. All in all, I am hopeful and optimistic that this show will be popular, although some people will undoubtedly sneer at it for one reason or another, probably the same people who dislike shows like Hazbin Hotel, Helluva Boss, and the like. Currently, it has high marks on sites like Rotten Tomatoes.

The inside of Cognito, Inc. shown in the first episode

The second half of Inside Job's first season will presumably be ten episodes long since 20 episodes of the series were ordered in April 2019 by Netflix. This show is unique in its own way and despite its strange nature at times, the characters, especially the protagonist Reagan, are relatable. It is unlike any other show I've ever seen. It doesn't fall into the usual animated sitcom model that mature animations sometimes tend to end up in, which began with the premiere of The Simpsons in 1989, and bolstered by shows like South Park, Family Guy, and American Dad!, to name a few that fit into the sitcom format.

Inside Job has the themes of togetherness and chosen family, with Reagan telling Brett that she and the rest of their team are his "business family forever" while she temporarily reconnects with her dad after feeling, rightly, that he is a poor father, before learning his terrible secret, all while he gaslights her repeatedly. Her relationship with her father is toxic and seeped in deep-seated trauma, which affects her daily life, personality, and everything else, while serving at the center of the show itself. The series shares some similarities, on a very limited basis, in terms of locations, to Futurama, as the characters traveled to the Moon in that particular series, and some visual jokes, but that's about it, as Inside Job goes to darker places and confronts issues that Futurama didn't.

The story, which Hirsch described as Takeuchi's "hilarious bizarre fever dream of a show that could only come from her unique vision of the world" will undoubtedly continue with support from Netflix. Hirsch also said that since Inside Job is for adults "keep all them Disney-babies far away."

Caplan described the show rightly, saying it serves as a public service, "reminding us of a time where they [conspiracy theories] were niche and maybe reserved for a guy who lives in a cabin in the woods alone and not half the population" and joked she could get behind the lizard people conspiracy, while saying that the theories the show tackles are vintage but fun at the same time. She additionally praised her character as not falling into existing tropes or archetypes while lamenting that "it’s depressing where the modern conspiracy theories are going." I think all of us can agree with that, as some theories are downright dangerous, leading to death, violence, or whatnot.

In the second part of season 1, it would be wonderful to have openly queer characters in the main cast of Inside Job. The current episodes have some queer vibes, like the orgy of reptilians or how all of the team (including two who are male) have crushes/like Brett Hand. Additionally, Andre identifies as "always sexual" with men and women around him as shown in the show's fourth episode, the same episode which shows a polyamorous couple in the background. There are also the vibes between the British secret agent, Rafe Masters, and the nemesis in one episode, vibes that are clearly homoerotic and are over the top, parodying the James Bond spy films. The astronauts are drawn in by space sex. Glenn has sex dreams about everyone on the team.

As for Reagan, based on the interpersonal conflicts she has been a part of in the first part of Season 1, it seems that in future episodes she will have to face her dad, who has become an obstacle to her progress and moving up the ranks of Cognito, instead of any LGBTQ+ focus on her part. Even so, the series could have an episode where she meets someone, just as Bean did in Disenchantment or Ash in Final Space, who she connects with on a deeper level without taking away from her main arc, although I find that to be unlikely.

In any case, I would highly recommend Inside Job for its hilarity, quirkiness, uniqueness, strong animation, character development, and wild plots.

#inside job netflix #mr. robot #netflix #conspiracy theories #x-files #gravity falls #disenchantment #alex hirsch #shion takeuchi #inside job #Youtube #subreddits

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ibelieveinthejrsupremecy · 1 year

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J.R: I want to kiss you.

Rand, not paying attention: What?

J.R: I said if you die, I wont miss you.

#insidejob #incorrect quotes #inside job jr #inside job rand #old men in love #gay #jrand #j.r x rand ridley #rand ridley #jr scheimpough #gross old men #samEEL'S post

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hoodie-prince-kid · 2 years

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Inside Job (2021 TV series)

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia Inside Job is an American adult animated science fiction workplace comedy television series created by Shion Takeuchi, which premiered on October 22, 2021, on Netflix. Shion Takeuchi, a former Gravity Falls writer, acts as showrunner and is an executive producer alongside Gravity Falls creator Alex Hirsch and BoJack Horseman director Mike Hollingsworth. The series received generally positive reviews from critics, who praised the animation, voice acting and social commentary, though its humor polarized critics. The series was renewed for a second season in June 2022.

Premise Inside Job is a workplace comedy set in a world where many conspiracy theories are real. It is centered on an American shadow government organization Cognito, Inc., which attempts to control the world and keep the conspiracies secret. The series follows a team led by a tech genius and her new partner as they work in the organization alongside reptilian shapeshifters, a human–dolphin hybrid, and a sapient mushroom from hollow Earth.

Cast Lizzy Caplan as Reagan Ridley; a brilliant yet socially awkward robotics engineer who works at Cognito Inc. and believes that society itself can be improved, managing her irresponsible coworkers while seeking out a coveted promotion along the way. Takeuchi described Reagan as a leader who "wants to make the world a better place." It is frequently suggested by her friends, family and co-workers that she has Asperger's, which she in turn denies.

Christian Slater as Randall "Rand" Ridley; Reagan's father, and Tamiko's ex-husband. The paranoid former CEO and co-founder of Cognito Inc who was fired after nearly exposing the Deep State and trying to blow up the sun as his "solution" to cure skin cancer. He lives with his daughter Reagan, drinking copious amounts of alcohol and plotting revenge against his former employers while finding time to engage in flame wars with Richard Dawkins. He is reinstated as Cognito CEO by the Shadow Board at the end of season 1 as he holds the most shares in the company.

Clark Duke as Brett Hand; a yes-man from Washington, D.C. who has a front as a fratboy but is actually a sensitive and caring person who wants his peers to follow in his footsteps and strives to bring out the best in his friends and colleagues. It is implied that he was hired partly because his generic appearance made him undetectable to facial recognition software.

Tisha Campbell as Gigi Thompson; a public relations officer, she is the fast-talking Head of Media Manipulation and Subliminal Messages at Cognito, and who is also the queen of office gossip. She is also a big flirt who goes after Brett and is constantly remarking on her looks.

Andy Daly as J.R. Scheimpough; the current CEO of Cognito, a crafty conversationalist who can talk his way out of potentially compromising predicaments. He is sent to "Shadow Prison X" via tube at the end of season 1 after attempting to embezzle the company pension fund to purchase a volcano island lair.

Chris Diamantopoulos as ROBOTUS, the robotic replacement of the President of the United States. Reagan keeps him locked up in Cognito's basement, bribing him with Friends episodes so that he will help her with various schemes. He evolves into the ultimate AI with the goal of destroying humanity.

John DiMaggio as Glenn Dolphman; a human-dolphin hybrid super soldier who oversees Cognito's weapons and arsenal.

Bobby Lee as Dr. Andre Lee; a free-spirited yet anxious biochemist who experiments with a range of unusual narcotics, and is also addicted to some of the very same drugs he creates.

Brett Gelman as Magic Myc; a psychic mushroom-like organism from a hive mind deep inside Hollow Earth with a dry, sarcastic demeanor and the ability to read peoples' minds. The show's opening sequence implies that his species inadvertently brought about the evolution of humanity when their spores were consumed by ancient apes. Myc also provides pure bio sorbitrate, a chemical the company uses for their memory eraser guns, which they have to literally milk him for.

Recurring

Suzy Nakamura as Tamiko Ridley, Reagan's author mother and Rand's ex-wife.

Alex Hirsch as Grassy Noel Atkinson, the real JFK assassin. Ron Funches as Elliot Mothman, head of the HR Department and a literal Mothman. Josh Robert Thompson as Agent Rafe Masters, a character who is a stand-in for James Bond.

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wait isnt alex hirsch the. the gravity falls guy

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