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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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John: It’s impossible to make a sentence without using the letter a.

Sherlock: Despite your thinking, it is quite possible, yet difficult, to form one without the specific letter. Here’s one more to further disprove your theory.

John: ...

John: Fuck you.

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buckingham-ashtray · 4 months

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Can we sometimes just take a step back and remember that John never learned what happened on the roof of Bart‘s and why exactly did Sherlock jump and who he jumped for and the snipers and Sherlock‘s tears and the two years of impossible work and the Johnlessness and Serbia and the scars and Sherlock.

John never learned about any of these things. He thought Sherlock left him for a little bit of adventure after stepping off a roof right in front of his eyes, he thought Sherlock enjoyed his little joke of playing dead, he thought Sherlock never trusted him, he thought he has never been important to Sherlock after all.

Even though he has no right to land those blows and kicks on Sherlock, he still has the right to be angry and remain angry.

Remember, unlike us, John has never learned about these things.

#IF THOSE ENGLISH MEN COULD JUST STOP BEING SO ENGLISH FOR ONE MOMENT AND TALK TO EACH OTHER #johnlock #johnlock headcanon #sherlock holmes #john watson #221b baker street #bbc sherlock #i am sherlocked #sherlock #sherlock fandom #sherlock headcanon #tjlc #sherlock s3 #sherlockbbc #sherlock season 4 #john is a bit not good #buckingham-ashtray

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uvmantaray · 8 months

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JOHNLOCK HEADCANONS P.2

Living together -edition

• Sherlock doesn’t turn on the lights, like ever. He wakes up, goes to the dark kitchen to make tea and then sits in the dark living room to drink it.

Sometimes John doesn’t hear him getting up, and nearly has a heart attack when he puts on the lights and Sherlock is just sitting there.

• John gets frustrated when Sherlock leaves stuff all over the place. Sherlock thinks everything just should be where they are easily accessible.

• John does the laundry, because Sherlock would probably wash his black clothes in the same load as John’s (not black) sweaters.

• They will occasionally sleep in the living room, Sherlock in his chair and John on the couch.

Sherlock does experiments late and thinks John fell asleep due to keeping company for him, so he sleeps downstairs too, to be fair.

John thinks Sherlock falls asleep due to doing experiments until it’s really late, and sleeps on the couch so Sherlock doesn’t have to be alone.

(They don’t realise what the other is doing)

(Idiots in love)

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#johnlock #sherlockbbc #sherlock headcanon #john watson headcanon #johnlock headcanon #john watson #221b baker street

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watsons-busted-kneecap · 26 days

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Heya! Was just wondering if there is a list of fandom wide headcanons, or legit small detail info I could take a gander at. Haven't really been in this fandom in ages and I'm hoping to have a go at making some fics :>

Or if there isn't any lists n what not, I'm fully down to just hear folks personal headcanons. Stuffs fun yknow?

Much appreciated! <3

#bbc sherlock #johnlock #sherlock #johnlock headcanon

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topsyturvy-turtely · 4 months

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What is your favorite winter holiday decoration? If you feel comfortable can you post a picture and explain why. Do you think your favorite characters have favorite decorations?

hey there! (what nickname do you have? ... or do i have to make one up? 😜)

iiii... have no idea? i'm not big on decorating tbh. i like nature stuff and candles. so probably a traditional advent wreath and stuff like that. as long as it isn't angels or anything else tacky 🤢

oooh wait! i also fucking love my little incense bowl!!! i got it from a very sweet lady when i worked in her pottery shop in my high school years for my mandatory internship. it is my favorite color and the incense mixes smell AMAZING. so yeah. i'll go with that!

here is a picture (that you asked for otherwise i would have posted this ask earlier)

my favourite characters' favourite christmas decorations and traditions (headcanons)

my guess is john watson really likes decorations. obviously he is the one getting decorations for christmas and any other holiday for the 221b flat. he keeps it simple and traditional. he likes mistletoes (remind him of his mother), simple red christmas bulbs (shiny but no fancy drawing on it or sth), he loves stockings and he LOVES wearing his Christmas sweater. he got it from either his mom or harry, his sister (he forgot, and honestly he doesn't care)

sherlock's favorite christmas decoration is john in his christmas sweater of course ;)

otherwise sherlock ignores christmas and EVERY ANNOYING LITTE THING that comes along with it. (except of course john humming Christmas carols, john smiling when receiving a gift, john making a fire, john making horrible cinnamon tea... anything john)

harry watson fucking loves making christmas tea; she craves for some amaretto in it but she had sobered up and sure as hell won't get down that path again! instead she swears on christmas cookies and makes hundreds of them. she is not the one who got john his cute christmas sweater because she is all in for ugly Christmas sweaters. harry also loves the lights on christmas trees.

molly hooper loves christmas with all of her. she is excited for it all year. she loves stockings and gifting almost everyone she knows something. in november she already got all christmas presents wrapped up with cute little cards hanging from them. her favourite decoration is the mistletoe and whenever she is invited to a christmas party she scans the room for it. and at some point she'll stand "accidentally" underneath it. secretly she hopes to find the love of her life that way. (in reality she doesn't even get one kiss...) (oh wait so she stops at some point in her early 20s with this "silly dream" of hers and then some magical night when she is in her 30s/40s the most handsome man she has ever seen (it is not sherlock) sees her underneath a mistletoe and kisses her... they fall in love and live happily ever after :D) (do not disagree with me molly deserves the whole world and more)

mrs. hudson loves ALL the lights! on the houses on the trees... everywhere! but! she doesn't like it when people overdo it. (she herself totally overdoes it completely though). she loves all the sweets and she loves christmas movies (especially the ones with "those handsome actors"). cinnamon is not only her favorite thing to bake with but also her favorite decoration. she loves her christmas bulbs she was gifted from her nieces and nephews. and their kids' Christmas bulbs. (they look kind of ugly but... she doesn't care)

should i do other fandoms as well? good omens? skulduggery pleasant? wednesday?

what do you turtles think? do you agree? disagree? what would say is different? any ideas for other characters? @helloliriels @safedistancefrombeingsmart @a-victorian-girl @gregorovitchworld @totallysilvergirl?

#asks #turtely answers #turtely's headcanon #sherlock headcanon #johnlock headcanon #bbc sherlock headcanon #bbc sherlock #johnlock #sherlock #john watson #sherlock holmes #harry watson #molly hooper #mrs hudson

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johnlockfan2021 · 2 years

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Why u love johnlock?

#johnlock #sherlock holmes #sherlock fandom #granada johnlock #johnlock fanart #sherlock x john #holmes/watson #sherlock meta #bbc sherlock #i am sherlocked #dr john watson #john watson #johnlock fic #johnlock headcanon #johny depp #acd johnlock #granadaholmes

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curlyjohnlock · 5 months

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Well, we already know that John had hallucinations of Mary after she died. He could see her and he even talked to her.

Now, I'm more than sure that the same thing happened after Sherlock's Fall.

Oh boy, I feel like this should've been the plot for S3 😭

You can read my latest fanfics here 🥂

#bbc sherlock #johnlock #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #sherlockbbc #sherlock bbc #sherlock fandom #martin freeman #benedict cumberbatch #angst #morning angst #john x sherlock #johnlocked #sherlock x john #sherlock holmes/john watson #sherlock headcanon

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a-freemaniac · 4 months

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Not Christmas related just curiosity on my part:

Do you re-read fics you particularly loved?

And did you ever start re-reading the moment you finished the story?

Tell me I'm not the only one....tell me I say 🤣🤣

#bbc sherlock #johnlock #john watson #sherlock holmes #fanfiction #alternate universe #headcanon #fandom #question #reread

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the-ultimate-junkyard · 7 months

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Adventures of Sherlock Holmes except it's a modern college au. John Watson is a medical student. Sherlock is a forensics major, but occasionally sneaks up to the cryonics facility to beat corpses. They used to share a dorm room but the college kicked them out because Sherlock kept conducting explosive experiments in the room. They now share a flat, begrudgingly. Watson keeps having to tiptoe around the flat because Sherlock has a million-dollar worth Stradivarius lying around under hordes of paper on the floor. John tries to stray Sherlock away from his caffeine addiction, and fails. Sherlock once tempted John to steal the local resident skull from the lab in order to help him get over breaking up with Mary Morstan. The professor who owned the skull is still trying to find it. Sherlock usually bribes Lestrade (police-in-training) so he can sneak into crime scenes to conduct research in forensics. Sometimes he solves the crimes. The FBI finds out about the bribery and tells him, "hey. 20-something young man over there. you don't need to bribe Lestrade anymore, we can come over to you if we find some cases difficult to solve. adiós". Sherlock drags John to every single case he's worked on, despite John complaining because 'I HAVE A THESIS DUE AT 2 AM'.

#headcanon #i want to write this don't steal this idea hehe #sherlock is 5'6“ in this au because i make the rules here. short people representation 👏#watson is trans. he also uses a mobility aid for his left leg #he still tries to propose to a woman he's met two days ago in this au #john watson hangs out with sherlock and deals with his shit because he's a weird little guy himself #sherlock is a diagnosed adhd #sherlock holmes #john watson #johnlock #modern au #acd holmes #shitpost

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iheardyou · 1 month

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[Headcanon / prompt / just an idea to be used in a fic]

What if...

John and Sherlock are on a crime scene, a house in a busy side of town.

John is outside. He is having a panic attack while Sherlock is still inside.

Crowd is forming around John, who is now suffocating.

This is when Sherlock just get out of the house, sees the crowd.

He briefly stops when he sees John, then runs towards him.

"John, please look at me."

No answer, just two worried eyes searching his.

Sherlock places his hands on John's temples. Breathes with John and that, more that everything that have been tried by the crowd, helps.

Tagging some beautiful writers that can be interested

@discordantwords @weeesi @calaisreno

#johnlock #sherlock #headcanon #prompt #idea #feel free to take this to nourrish your fic

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fleurdelait · 26 days

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I think that, perhaps, I don’t exactly view Holmes and Watson in any sort of romantic relationship, but instead a close queer friendship. They do not have a romantic interest in one another, yet they’ll comfortably sleep in the same bed or be physically affectionate and cuddle with one another. They are each other’s worlds, though only platonically. Watson is able to love his wife while also holding a tender affection for Holmes, his best friend. (and vise versa… minus the wife for Holmes). They feel comfortable around one another to be ‘non-conforming’ in heterosexual terms, yet they would never persue anything further. Instead they find comfort in the fact only the other can understand their own affections, and just how much it means to them both.

Idk tho maybe that’s just me projecting my own experience in my own close friendships with same sex friends as an unlabeled queer person

#sherlock holmes #sherlock #sherlock & co #bbc sherlock #acd holmes #acd canon #sherlock acd #john watson #johnlock #i love it #but only platonically i think #or queerplatonic #if im using the term correctly #though lmk if im using it wrong!#anyways yeah #me and a friend i have irl are very like this #and i think it’d bring me an odd sense of comfort #in my sexuality #to headcanon that holmes and watson are the same

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iamreallysherlocked · 1 year

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Sherlock: I don't know how to tell you this, but... I love you.

John: That's great, Sherlock. Especially considering the fact we've been married for 6 fucking years.

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buckingham-ashtray · 2 months

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On Monday first class first thing thrown in my face was this philosophy assignment asking me to solve the murder mystery of the deaths of Sherlock Holmes and Dr Watson.

Have to repeatedly scream “Who never lived and so can never die Who never lived and so can never die Who never lived and so can never die” in my head just to keep it together.

Do you understand the physical pain. DO YOU UNDERSTAND.

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uvmantaray · 7 months

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JOHNLOCK HEADCANONS P.5

Hello, hi!! Sorry for disappearing, I’ve been busy. This one decided by the results of the poll i posted, so here you go:

Johnlock living together after The Final Problem -edition! (No angst :D)

• When rosie wouldn’t fall asleep, John would hold her and sit on his armchair while Sherlock played the violin for them. Often that would calm her down. Sometimes John would fall asleep too.

• Mrs. Hudson would come by to babysit Rosie so Sherlock and John could have a moment of peace. They’d drink tea on the sofa and fall asleep there together.

Lestrade also once popped in when this happened, and they never heard the end of it.

• Eventually John had to stop trying to convince mrs. Hudson that he and Sherlock weren’t in love, because tbh, he himself wasn’t sure of it anymore.

• Sherlock would give Rosie detailed insights to his cases. He was doing research on if Rosie could acquire his skills if she was taught for long enough. (This also doubled as bonding time for them)

• Everyone just assumed they were a gay couple when they went somewhere with Rosie.

Sherlock never denied this though, and John swears he once saw Sherlock smirk because of it. Sherlock never admitted this.

• One time when Sherlock was left alone with Rosie and she wouldn’t stop crying, he used a sheet to DIY one of those baby wrap carriers. That way she was calm and he could focus on a case.

#john watson #johnlock #221b baker street #johnlock headcanon #sherlock headcanon #sherlock holmes #sherlock x john #sherlockbbc

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v0idwraith · 1 month

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John calling Mariana “Mari” is just fueling my “Mariana is both ms Hudson and Mary Morstan” headcanon

#i don’t even know if headcanon is the right word but ‘theory’ also feels wrong #mary morstan #john watson #mariana ametxazurra #sherlock & co #mrs hudson #sherlock and co #for the record since i’ve seen a lot of people get a bit worked up over this;#i have no issue if john and mariana get together. do i want johnlock? sure. but i also think mariana and john could be good #as long as they don’t make sherlock straight i’m happy (on my knees begging for ace sherlock PLEASE)

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topsyturvy-turtely · 2 years

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johnlock headcanon

john has very dry lips.

that's why he constantly licks them. he does it mostly unconsciously. sometimes he uses it well-aimed. but most of the time it's just because he has dry lips. so he buys himself lip balm. but for some reason he can never find it...?! he keeps buying new ones but each one at some point mysteriously disappears. weirdly enough he always finds one when he is about to go on a date...

sherlock loves john's lip licks.

he has deduced long ago it is mostly because john has dry lips. he would never admit it but he loves john licking his lips. it is almost... attractive? it definitely makes him feel tingly inside. so he always hides the lip balms whenever they go on a case, out for dinner or when they just stay in the flat. sherlock doesn't want the women john goes out with to see this special lip lick. he has claimed it for himself. so he always makes sure john will find the lip balm when he is about to go out on a date...

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inspired by the freetongue™️ masterpost by @safedistancefrombeingsmart

#john's lip licks #sherlock loves the lip licks #johnlock #john watson #sherlock #sherlock holmes #bbc sherlock #bbc johnlock #johnlock headcanon #sherlock headcanon #martin freeman #freetongue™️

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