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l3viat8an · 11 months

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i love om!satan so much sob i even got a random lady telling me to stray away from satan cuz she thought it was the real one 😭 but that aint the point i love how much of a cat person satan is. so for this i will make catheadcanons that play in u and satans relationshion i feel like he'd build a whole language in cat. but like short sentences if you ever wanna speak in code like he'd go in public "mreeoow" and who knows what that means. actually both of you do know. but you meow back who-knows-what

he doesnt want a kid and i will die on this hill "but breedings different i swear satan! cmon try it out w me" he will literally adopt 3+ cats with you if you grow old together and if you REALLY want a kid he'll consider it

this is something me and one of my close friends do, and its super goofy but like i'd totally tell him "i meow you" instead of ily.

like "Hey Satan, I'm gonna go out now, I meow you, bye!" and he'd pass it off so well "Goodbye, MC. I meow you too"

i meow people who like cats a lot

-🍭 anon

Help not the lady thinkin’ you meant the other satan 😭 but the rest of this is too cute awhwhhw

You and Satan have whole little ‘conversations’ that are just meows / chirps back and forth!!

Absolutely nobody (but the two of you-) have any clue what you’re saying but usually it’s sweet or like saying ‘I love you’ / ‘I love you more.’ or you’re trash talking someone standing right in front of you- (Jkjk)

Cats over kids any day!

Satan would rather have most all of your attention for himself anyways.

But if you really want a child…he’ll get you a cat. ‘It’s basically the same thing. You feed and care for them, they get older and Ignore you.’

and the I meow you is so cute omggg!!!-

#🍭 anon!#obey me!#obey me satan x reader #obey me satan #obey me satan x mc #obey me satan fluff #obey me fluffy #obey me fluff #obey me #om!#obmswd #om! satan #obmswd satan #ro rambles #soft stuff <3

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kamiversee · 2 months

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but honestly the blackmail isnt that bad like😫 he just had a bad past..😁

r we gonna ignore how choso got our name tatted n we aint tg?!?!

and why haven't we taken off that necklace🤨 2 men and the necklace was on the whole time...screams gojo end game to me

....SHE LITERALLY BECAME AN ENTIRELY DIFFERENT PERSON BECAUSE OF THE BLACKMAIL- but ykw, i often forget you gojo girlies aren't 100% sane its ok tho, me too

AND YES WE ARE GONNA IGNORE CHOSO GETTING THE TAT... jkjk but he did say he'd get it removed if she wanted him to :) Sure, it's a bit crazy for him to get it in the first place he's actually just as crazy as gojo ngl BUT, at least he offered to undo his deed unlike SOMEONE *cough* Gojo *cough*

Oh and uhm......... SHES JUST A GIRL OKKKK SHE LIKES THE NECKLACE... Totally doesn't mean anything!!

#kamiversee!answers

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nijisanji-brain-rot-fics · 9 months

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rating the fanbases in nijisanji en that im in 🤠🤘

also im not hating on yall im just talking about…… some colorful things about the fan communities im in

aight for one, kyomies. = FUCKING -18/10

im scared of like some of yall. like ongod 😭 either chill or so fucking down bad WW like oh god i watched the confessions stream YOU GUYS. ARE SCARY. PLEASE. I CANT TELL YOU HOW MANY TIMES MY JAW DROPPED WATCHING THAT STREAM. also we needa stop bullying kyo for being the shortest male in nijisanji en lmao hes coping already 💀AHEM… TO ANY OF YALL WHO GENUINELY LIKE ASTERS FEET CAM STREAM… DNI (jkjk but like keep a respectable distance from me pls 🧍✋ yall scare me enough)

kindreds!! = 5/10

yall horny as fuck. all i gotta say. we all know the gwak gwak incident, lets leave it pls. also yall are nice, everyone in chat is pretty nice, yk you get a parasocial chatter every once and a while but oh well wwww 💀💀 ehmmm theyre like the first niji en fanbase ive been in, i have a friend irl whos a kindred, theyre nice yk did not prepare me for the shitshow the online kindreds are

villions = 8/10

i know, we are all probably down bad for ber whenever he speaks korean, BUT CAN YOU BLAME US?? i wanna bet ver is half of his fanbases’ reason to learn korean (can vouch because i started to relearn kr bc of him 😭👌) ALSO HES SUCH A CINNAMON ROLL I JUST WANNA SQUISH HIM!! villions in general, yall r nice, like all i gotta say LOL

sicklings = 4/10

basically kindreds but like twice as horny and mentally ill 💀like goddamn yall listen to his yandere asmrs and go ‘he can fix me’?? is that like a thing in this fanbase? 😭 how mentally ill yall had to be to fall for a therapist [bullying myself rn] like holy shit also that one overlay incident 🫣 lets not talk about it but like anyways yall are ok, its a debatable topic also just wanted to say hex looks like the type of person to have a rice purity score of 53 idk

FaMillie = 10/10

OK SO IM BIASED BC IM ALSO A FILIPINO AND YK SWAGPINOS UNITE BUT YOU GUYS ARE FUNNY I CANT LIE, YOU HAVE GENUINELY MADE ME CACKLE SOMETIMES especially the hugot lines stream, my mom fucking got mad at me for laughing so much some of yall are unhinged like stop bullying millie LOL ik its for shits and giggles but damn, yall are being mean sometimes 😭

Quilldren = 6/10

personally, i havent been in the fanbase too much but most of you guys are chill so neutral score. havent seen too much stir from ike's fans so thats nice, good to know theres one fan base that isnt overtly chaotic [from what ive seen 👀]

scythekicks = 8/10

girl is this fanbase dead or am i just not active on twitter? probably the latter LMAO but like i barely see any doppio fans in the wild like where are yall come out come out you may be outta scythe but you aint outta my mind WWWW we all love doppio in the scythekick household, that man gets so entertained so easily

uhhhh shit ok pls dont cancel me WWWWW IM NOT TRYING TO BE RUDE I PROMISE THIS IS ALL FOR SHITS AND GIGGLES im in these fan bases too IM BASICALLY FUCKING MYSELF OVER

also posts are gonna be slow as fuuuck cuz schools starting and yknow we gotta COME IN DO YOU READ ME?-

im just kidding guys dont hate me for this WWW its for giggles so dont take it to heart

i think i did this wrong in so many ways but oh well LMAOO

#scythekicks #sicklings #idk #kindred #kyomies #idfk #uhhh #nijisanji en #fanbase

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m0th-rambles · 3 years

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Tw for overstimulation in the tags

#im really overstimulated rn cause we went out for my dads bday and i wasnt allowed to use my earbuds #aka the only thing that keeps me from overstimulation #now im thinking about just ahhh #i talk about this too much #lupin helping me with overstimulation #actually all kf them helping #lupin would probably pull me aside so i could take a break #jigen would probably notice and wrap and arm around me to bring me back to reality cause i kinda freak out sometimes #goemon idk actually pF #trancend it bitch idk #jkjk he aint that mean #lupin f/os #lupin self inserts #familial f/o

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kariuann · 3 years

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Hi so um I had an idea for this kinda angsty like thing like it can ether be sad or happy anyways so like what if Luke gets like kicked out of the cilestile(?) relm then like he goes to the past (during the exchange program) and everyone is shocked cause he's so diffrent (still bean tho) like

Human form and

Demon form (if possible can you do the Datables too?)

Obey Me! Brothers react to Demon!Luke

thanks for the request lovely user! i'll be doing the demon version coz it's more interesting mwahahahaha i'll be separating the brothers from the side characs if it's okay w/ u :))))

warnings: spoilers from idk what lesson it was i think it was around 20s

Lucifer

i gotta tell u this mans is s h o o k

he ain't a chihuahua now omg???

he a b u l l d o g

jkjk he's a lil husky pup

but he doesn't show how s h o o k he is ofc

mans still tease this baby lemme tell u

but on serious occasions he treats luke like his child !!!

he teaches luke stuff about devildom and the demons

Mammon

BWahHAHhaHHAHA !!1!

that's this mans first reaction

i gotta tell u he was quickly shut up when luke kicked him down there

but daaaang he laughed so hard he couldn't find it to breathe

mammon would and d e f i n i t e l y will invite luke around devildom

like dude,,, mans got his precious demonio y not use it right

will definitely teach this pup to be a gambler

someone save this bb

Leviathan

this otaku ain't that much close to dis pup so he ain't that shocked

but he's pretty shocked

he a shy boi so he wouldn't go talk to him

bUT if dis mans spotted the pup buying christopher peugeot le author of tsl and tsl related stuff he will rUSH to him

and they both talk abt tsl and christopher peugeot mwahahaha

why couldn't they,,, i mean christopher peugeot is simeon anyways

Satan

pretty normal shock face

buuut he'll try to guide luke around devildom

yes, even with lucifer around

mans compete with him who tours luke around the most

mans always lost mwahahaha

if luke is a cat person,,, eVEN BETTER DGHAJHG

he would definitely bribe dis lil boi to let him adopt cats

someone save this bb (1)

Asmodeus

*gasssspp*

whY YoU MUST BE SO ADORABLE EVEN IN DEMON FORM !!1!

would dEFINITELY drag luke and ask him to try a couple clothes he bought

would take a bunch of selfies w/ him

he goes full awe mode just by seeing how mature he became

would try to drag him on parties

Beelzebub

*SPARKLE EYES*

he'd DEFINITELY drag this kid to HoL

"you're our chef now. cook us 3 meals"

luke will become vvv uneasy when he cooks anywhere

beel sensor activated

beel's a softie, he'd definitely treat luke to ristorante six

but whenever luke cooks, he's focused

he scared that if bb turns around, food will be gone in an instant

someone save this bb (2!!!)

Belphie

"meh, idc"

mans aint close to the lil pup so he aint interested

but remember once in a chat where solomon felt something suuuuper soft in his sleep

and luke says it was him

one time belphie slept on someone not knowing it was luke

and it was ironically h e a v e n l y

mans would def drag this kid to HoL alongside beel

"you. me. cuddle. now." in a platonic way ofc

someone save this bb (3)

side characters soon!

#obey me #obey me shall we date #obey me headcanons #obey me luke #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me funny #obey me crack #obey me imagines

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forsworned · 2 years

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alright first of all, 😤

F*CK BRO OMYGOD okay i was halfway reading and i have a habit of spoiling myself and i swiped up a little itsy bitsy too much and i saw GYOMEI IN ALL HIS GLORY lo and behold my eyesss have just been blessed 🤩 so okay going back *clears throat* OMYGOD BRO I– HE'S GORGEOUS this man i wanna softly run my hands through his hair and down his cheeks and pinch his shy ass like no it's okay i aint gonna look ur sweet face is enough for now i can just stare at that later heh 😏 AND the way his eyes are gently closing first and then opening 😩👌!! bruh your drawing was sooo goooood!!!!!!!

But also like gyo pls, u lowkey wanted me to see u too i mean you could have just yelled Y/N THIS IS THE GUYS' SECTION GTFO! JKJK HAHA and OMYGOD IT WAS STILL AFTERNOON AND I KINDA ALSO FORGOT HE CAN SEE Y/N LMAOOOO but also gyo u also wanted to see y/n you naughty naughty "...nothing is left to the imagination and he's seen it all now!" 💀😭

AND SHINOBU AND MITSURI ID LIKE TO SQUEEZE THEIR CHEEKS AND RESPECTFULLY BONK THEIR HEADS oh and Aoi. The fact that y/n's being riled up by a kid lolll

+ kyojuro! *sniffs* for a moment I kinda also imagined what it could have been like,, u know kyo training the kamaboko sqd esp. tanjiro sheesh u puttin tears in my eyes ☹️

++ y/n's hot. now u made her extra hot with that uniform! (uhm if ur cool with it, may I request y/n visual/s? No pressure tho! only if its alright with you hehe) tengen is probably shakinn his socks off now y/n be flamboyantly shining shimmering x294738

+++ i'm still absorbing the past present future theory and I just— we're getting there!!! And i can't waittt (tho y/n's gonna have a lotta ass whoopin' trainin to do first 😅)

- 🌻

hello sunflower anon!! i am so sorry to reply to you sosososoo late, i wanted to include a drawing of her uniform in this post but i though it would be better to reveal it in the next chapter, please forgive me ;-;

thank you so much for this immense amount of feedback!! when i first saw it i got so happy because i felt so seen so thank u thankk u thank u

tengen 1000% approves of y/n's uniform!! i will try to update asap but this other chapter i just wrote literally wore me out from writing chaptered fics BUT THANK U AGAIN FOR COMMENTING ABOUT MY ART

MANS WAS TOO SHOCKED SO HE DIDNT IMMEDIATELY EXCLAIM IT OUT LOLOLOLOL

#like imagine being blind #and then thats the shit u see LMFAOOOOO #i would be flabbergasted too #he handled it way better than i wouldve #sunflower anon #asks #sorry for the late reply again ;-;

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quirklessidiot · 3 years

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Gojo isn't embarrassed by pda? He'll hold her waist and pull her closer to him. Kiss her in public? What about y/n would she be adverse to pda?

I remember vaguely they were "intimate" in public but it was to keep up the lie the marriage was good🤔 i think it was ch0 party when naoya tried to touch her?

also in the new years hakhak basically they do fake PDA in public but well it aint fake now :") SCREAAAMS IT AINT FAKE NOW theyve cOME A LONG WAY AND Y/n DOESNT NEED TO SAY HER HUSBAND DOESNT FIND HER VERY ATTRACTIVE BECOSABDBSBS 😭😭😔😔😔

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫. OMG just read the latest chapter of minazuki and IM SO HAPPY FOR YN AND GOJO yes you idiots made up!! Now kithhhh. The dinner scene with itadori being stuck in an awkward fight was hilarious, it’s like gojo and yn are the parents going thru an argument, yuji is the child just wanting to leave, and nanamin is the well meaning but nagging aunt.

now kith idiots 😔🤩 jkjk yuji is me when the adults are fighting (and im an adult) gOODBYE DBBDBDD but yes nanamin is jUST *Chefs kiss* good man just wants his friend to see reason!!!

𝔄𝔫𝔬𝔫.How is their marriage seen currently in their society? Has there been any rumors about them lately?

Currently, the women (like high society) in the jjk-verse are saying that its more on romanticism and stuff like y/n had apparently requested and boom satoru bought the house because he loves her (basically romance novels type of stuff)

For the men and the elders tho, in their perspective its more of satoru breaking away from their traditions, like how hes building a family away from jujutsu sorcery tradition.

#pat.talks #customer.feedback #📝📝.minazuki mini series #satoru likes breaking the norms and honestly if he was selfish and y/n would allow him #he’d want to have a kid with her #but well #lmao #he shouldnt have kids now #and y/n doesnt want one either

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taeyoming · 6 years

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💕Soft Bias Tag💕

I was tagged by my homie @madpanda69 love you boo 🤧💕❤️💟❤️💕

1. Who is my bias?

It's open to interpretation. JKJK YALL ITS THE EVER SO ADORKABLE MORK LEEK. LEZGETIT. 💕

2. What made you notice them?

Okay lemme just spill the tea. I was Yusol biased during SMrookies y'all 👀 BUT WHEN 7TH SENSE CAME OUT ᴳᴼᴰ ᴰᴬᴹᴺ. LONG ASS RIDE BOY SWEPT ME OFF MY FEET AND DRAGGED ME ALL THE WAY TO SATURN. ᴹᴬᵞᴮᴱ ᴵᵀˢ ᵀᴴᴬᵀ ᴮᴼᵂᴸ ᴴᴬᴵᴿᶜᵁᵀ ᴵᴰᴷ

3. What's your favourite thing about them?

THE FACT THAT HE'S A BREATHING LIVING WALKING MEME. ALSO HE'S SO FUCKTJIFNUNUING ADORABLE . I GIVE ALL MY UWU'S TO THIS BOY 🤧❤️💕💜💕❤️

4. Who would initiate skinship more?

Definitely him I'm not a touchy person buT IF ITS MARK LEE THEN WHO KNOWS? HE'S ALSO SHY SO MAYBE WE JUST STAY WITHIN 2 METERS OF EACH ITHER.

5. Who would hog the blankets more?

Me, I'm a cold ass bitch. I GET COLD IN SUMMER WTF. I WEAR HOODIES WHEN IT'S +10 OUT. THE COLD ALWAYS BOTHERED ME ANYWAYS~ ALSO MY FRIENDS WAKE UP WITH NO BLANKETS WHEN WE HAVE SLEEPOVERS SOOOO

6. Who would be more clingy?

IM ALSO NOT CLINGY FML AWHSHHS D: SO I GUESS HIM. AND NORMALLY I HATE REALLY CLINGY PEOPLE BUT ONCE AGAIN, IF ITS MARK LEE IM FINE. HE CAN BE MY LIL KOALA 💕

7. Who would say I love you first?

THIS ONE IS ME. I LOVE SAYING "I LOVE YOU" HAHA. SOMETIMES ITS A GOOD THING SOMETIMES ITS NOT. PEOPLE BE THINKING IM FLIRTING WITH THEM ㅠㅠ IF I WAS DATING MARK ILL TELL HIM I LOVE HIM 127X A DAY AND ILL MEAN IT💕

8. Who easily would be flustered?

PROBABLY HIM. MY DUMB ASS WILL PROBABLY SAY SOMETHING THAT COULD BE INTERPRETED AS SEXUAL AND HE WOULD BE BLUSHING LIKE HELL AND I WONT EVEN NOTICE BECAUSE IM THAT DUMB.

9. What cuddling position would you like two have?

THE ONE WHERE I LAY MY HEAD ON HIS CHEST BECAUSE I WANNA HEAR HIS HEARTBEAT. AND HE'S GONNA WRAP HIS ARMS AROUND ME AGBSUGBSITS GONNA BE FUCKING CUTE ABHSBBSU IM CRYING. ALSO I COULD DO A CARDIOVASCULAR ASSESSMENT BECAUSE IM A NURSING STUDENT AGSHHSBSUHBHU.

10. Which colours remind you of him?

Yellow 💛💫⭐️IDK WHY BUT WHEN I SEE YELLOW IM LIKE THATS MY MORK LEE. MAYBE BECAUSE HE WAS WEARING YELLOW IN THE 7TH SENSE??I SHOULD BRING BACK MY YELLOW THEME AN JHABHBS

11. What season would you like to spend with him?

Winter ❄️BECAUSE WERE CANADIANS BABY. WE'RE GOING ICESKATING WHEN ITS -40 OUTSIDE AND NO ONES STOPPING US 🇨🇦

12. Who would bake the cookies and who would steal the batter?

HOW ABOUT WE KEEP MARK LEE OUT OF THE KITCHEN? ILL BAKE THE DAMN COOKIES MYSELF. I DONT WANT GORDON RAMSEY ROASTING THE SHIT OUT OF OUR COKIES IF WE MADE THEM TOGETHER.

13. Which one of you would make bad puns and how would the other react?

JESUS CHRIST BOTH OF US WILL BE MAKING BAD PUNS 25/8 BC WERE THAT LAME. AND BOTH OF US WILL BE LIKE ᴴᴱᴴᴱᴴᴱᴴᴱᴴᴱ AND "EEEEEEYYYY! BECAUSE WERE IN A SUPPORTIVE RELATIONSHIP.

14. Which would want to adopt 50 cats and dogs?

ME. I LOVE CATS AUHBSJHUHBS AND THOSE CUTE TINY HOTDOGS ABUGBSUG ABD MARK WILL BE MAD BECAUSE ILL BE PAYING MORE ATTENTION TO OUR PETS THAN TO HIM

15. Which one of you would nearly burn the kitchen down trying to microwave a pop tart and who would come to the rescue?

SEE THIS IS WHY ILL KEEP HIM OUT IF THE KITCHEN. CALL ME CONTROLLING BUT HE WONT EVEN BE ALLOWED TO USE THE MICROWAVE.

16. Who likes to lean over trail railings and who pulls them back?

HE'S THE ONE LEANING OVER AND ILL PULL HIS DUMB ASS BACK. MORK WYD M8 DONT FALL OVER MY ᴰᵁᴹᴮ LOVE.

17. What would watching a horror movie with them be like?

HE'LL PROBABLY FALL ASLEEP HALFWAY THROUGH BC SM OVERWORKS HIM AND ILL END UP WATCHING BY MYSELF BUT ILL BE FINE BC I AINT SCARED OF SHIT. I LOVE WATCHING GORE AND HORROR :))) YALL SHOULD BE CONCERNED

18. Who would be the cheesy flirt and who would be the smooth flirt?

ILL BE BOTH HAHA MY LIBRA ASS IS FLIRTY ASS HELL. I FEEL LIKE MARK WILL BE A CHEESY FLIRT AND ILL WANT TO CHOKE HIM FOR IT BUT I WONT BC I LOVE HIM

19. Who would be more competitive?

ME. SORRY MARK IM A RUTHLESS COMPETITOR. I HAVE TO WIN NO MATTER ONE. IM ASIAN ITS IN MY GENES.

20. Who would have to be given constant reminders (to eat, sleep, drink water etc)

ME AHSHHS I ALWAYS FORGET TO DO EAT AHSHSH. ALSO I USUALLY SLEEP AT 5:30 AM SO HE'LL HAVE TO TELL ME TO GO TO SLEEP EARLY A LOT.

21. Who sends memes and who sends cute "I miss you" texts at 3 am?

WE BOTH BE SENDING MEMES TO EACH OTHER AHHSHSHSHS. I WOULD PROBABLY SEND HIM I MISS YOU TEXTS AT 3 AM BECAUSE 3-4 AM ARE YUUKI'S SOFT HOURS 💕❤️

AND THATS A WRAP! UWUWUWUWUNG IM FEELING VERY UWU RIGHT NOW💛

Imma tag: @jeongyeomie @hyuckiesgf @delicately-insane @mlmchan @softlyjungwoo 💕

#soft bias tag #this was pure 🧀🧀🧀💕#💕💛💕💛💕

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jikook-love · 7 years

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You know sometimes I wonder why Jungkook is such a jealous and possessive bf then I look at Jimin, com'on would you look at that whole buffet meal for a sec please? He got nice ass, thin waist, doll-like face, smooth skin, rosy cheeks, smol figure, soft voice and a face cuter than the word cute, and I havent even mentioned about the amount of his fanboys and they aint even shy to tell the world how much they adore Jimin. Can you blame Jungkook my poor child? Jungkook strong power baby!

lmao gurl. buffet meal. what happened to my stop objectifying men 2k17 goal? XD jkjk

I mean he said so himself that he’s “touched” by how well Jimin’s grown up...whatever that means *cough* he think he duh sekshi nao *cough*’ And it’s not like he’s trying that hard to restrain himself. Like, he’s always there in Jimin’s photos so even if anyone wants to ogle at Jimin they have to do with Jungkook’s presence as well and if you really think about it it becomes pretty funny. And they’re always groping around on each other on stage anyways so it’s not like they being subtle about their “possessiveness”, and I will never, ever forget that juan time the rehearsal actually had to be delayed because Jungkook couldn’t hold back from rubbing and slapping Jimin’s ass like WHO ARE YOU

But in any case, I think Jeon Jungkook will be able to live with himself knowing that there are expressions of Park Jimin that he sees off camera that no one else ever will...

...take that as you will ;)

#'don't show let anyone else see you making that face...'#11/10 most commonly used yaoi trope #YAS.#ask #Anonymous

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pastelmae · 7 years

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BIAS TAG GAME

I was tagged by @taeboos , thanks bby~

Rules: Go to this site and enter in your top ten biases from any groups and randomize them. The order they are displayed to you becomes their number (this just ensures that the process is random) and you just have to choose between the biases for each scenario!

Biases: (as given to you by randomizer)

Sana (TWICE)

Yoongi (BTS)

Taeyeon (SNSD)

Seolhyun (AOA)

Jackson (GOT-7)

Momo (TWICE)

Jimin (BTS)

Chanmi (AOA)

Yerin (Gfriend)

J-Hope (BTS)

Scenarios: (don’t worry, there is a question for every combination of biases (also, I randomized the pairs) and you don’t have to explain your answer, that’s just the way I am lol)

Go to a baseball game with 4 or 10. Seoulhyun or J-Hope. jhope for sureeee, He’d have so much fun!

Play a game of twister with 1 or 7. Sana or Jimin Sana, her body is so much more slender, I love Jimin but his thighs would get in the way, omg but being that close to Sana might cause my heart to burst!!

Eat ramen at 2am with 2 or 8. Yoongi or Chanmi

I wouldn’t eat ramen at 2am, my face would swell up so much omg, but id say i’d do it for Yoongi, because i’d do anything for him, he is my ultimate~~

Watch a Disney movie in theaters with 5 or 10. Jackson or J-Hope

omg J-Hope again, he’s such a child at heart he’d love it!

Go hiking with 5 or 9. Jackson or Yerin Omg i feel like both would complain a lot about hiking, but between the two i’d say Yerin, because shes so cute and i can just imagine hiking in the cold morning with her nose a little red and i just want to kiss her cute little face on top of a mountain >^<

Swim with the sharks with 4 or 5. Jackson or Seolhyun

It better be whale sharks, i’d never put any of my biases in danger. Omg but i think watching Jackson freak out would be really funny lmao. Swim with the dolphins with 7 or 10 Jimin or Jhope

Jimin, Thatd be so cute, I can just imagine his cute little giggles while playing with the Dolphins

Fall asleep talking a 4am with 3 or 9. Taeyeon or Yerin

Yerin, I can actually see us having deep conversations on aliens and shit

Wake up next to 2 or 7. Yoongi or Jimin

omfg if this aint the most dangerous question!!! Of Course Yoongi tho, My baby!! I would wake up feeling like the luckiest person alive, id just want to bury my face in his chest and sleep next to him forever, i am so straight for him >^<

Be stuck in rush hour traffic with 4 or 9. Seolhyun or Yerin

Seolhyun, I can just imagine soft conversation and drama osts playing on the radio

Build a snowman with 7 or 8. Jimin or Chanmi

Omg both would be super fun, but i’ll go with Jimin, I feel like we’d make it really funny

Spend a day baking with 5 or 7. Jackson or Jimin

omg Jackson would be interesting, Id have to witness that

Be stranded on a desert island with 2 or 9. Yoongi or Yerin

I’d never want any of them to be in that situation, but if im going to be selfish here. I’d want to spend the rest of my life with the coolest person ever, Yoongi. Although he’d make a terrible surviving partner I wouldnt mind dying next to my favorite person in the world.

Be hit by a car by 1 or 9. Sana or Yerin

SANA PLEASE RUN ME THE FUCK OVER

Hit 3 or 4 with a car. Taeyeon or Seolhyun

Oh shit this has gotten dark real fast.... none of them, I wouldnt want to hit either. But i’d go with Taeyeon, sorry Tae. I love you tho

Kiss 4 or 8 in the moonlight. Seolhyun or Chanmi.

Why must you make me pick between my AOA biases???!! Okay but Seolhyun is literally a 10/10, I’d die to kiss her

Dance in the rain with 2 or 4. Yoongi or Seolhyun

Omg I want to pick Yoongi, but that is clearly something he wouldn’t do. He would complain and think its cheesy. But Seolhyun would do it! So even though I’d love to do everything with my UB, I can literally imagine Seolhyun and I doing this. Oh god why are there so many cute things im think of with Seolhyun, why must you guys do this to me?? >o<

Be kidnapped with 1 or 5. Sana or Jackson

oh my god, both would not be good. Jackson would probably die immediately, Sana wouldn’t be able to stop crying in order to brainstorm, but I guess thats better than immediate death, so i’ll choose Sana. I would try to comfort her and find a way for us to get home safely.

Arm wrestle 1 or 3. Sana or Taeyeon

I feel like since Taeyeon is smaller, maybe it’d be easier

Go to an art museum with 3 or 5. Taeyeon or Jackson

Taeyeon, she’d enjoy them, we’d take aesthetic pictures there. Jackson would probably knock something over and get us kicked out

Have a picnic with 2 or 3. Yoongi or Taeyeon

Yoongi, we probably wouldn’t have the classic picnic. I feel like we’d buy cup noodles at a gas station and sit at a park bench and call it a “Picnic”, but It would still be fun, and I’d just be happy being with him and talking to him.

Buy a puppy with 1 or 10. Sana or Jhope

Jhope, omg can you imagine. He’s be so excited and he’d play with puppy and itd be the cutest thing!!! Get a forehead kiss from 7 or 9. Jimin or Yerin

Either one would kill me! I’m going to say, Jimin. Idk why. I feel like its something he would do but then get all shy over after

Pick up 2 or 6 from the airport at 5am. Yoongi or Momo

Yoongi, I’d do anything for him. I feel like my heart would flutter the whole drive there, just thinking about seeing him. He’d probably fall asleep in my car and omg this is too precious!! WHy am I so StraIght fOr ThIs BOy???!!

Go on a roadtrip with 3 or 8. Taeyeon or Chanmi

Chanmi, I could imagine stopping at a souvenir shop with weird hats and stuff and trying them on and laughing at each other and taking weird photos

Have an all night study session with 6 or 8. Momo or Chanmi

Momo, she’d be so patient with me, like a mom. Omg she’d be such a good tutor. Sing karaoke with 8 or 10. Chanmi or Jhope

Jhope!! OMG OF COURSE. SOPE WHO? We will become the ultimate vocal duo!!

Climb a tree with 6 or 9. Momo or Yerin

Yerin omg, she’d be fun. I worry that she would fall and hurt herself tho. Hopefully not.

Go to the zoo with 2 or 5. Yoongi or Jackson

Yoongi, although Jackson would be interesting. I can imagine Yoongi pointing at all of the ugly animals and saying “that’s you” and omg lmao

Go bowling with 3 or 6. Taeyeon or Momo

I’m indifferent? Momo??? i guess

Have 1 or 8 do your make-up. Sana or Chanmi

this is like asking me who’s make up I like better lol. I’ll say Sana, i feel like she’d use a lot of pinks, and thats close enough to my make up style

Swim in the rain with 4 or 7. Seolhyun or Jimin

Jimin. Jimin would be about that. Idk why I think that, I just do. He would play around and not want to leave even when it started raining.

Share your favorite food with 6 or 10. Yerin or J-Hope

idk... i mean whichever one likes H.E.B tortillas more??? Maybe Yerin? Everytime BTS travels they seem to stick with Korean food. Idk.. hmm

Go ice skating with 1 or 4. Sana or Seoulhyun

Sana would be so cute, but she’s also very clumsy , so i’m going with Seolhyun

Get lost on vacation with 2 or 10. Yoongi or Jhope

omg yoonseok! Of course Yoongi tho, I remember Yoongi went the wrong way once and he was like “well the world is round” lmao. We could find some cool places tho by going our own way.

Get locked out of your car in the middle of nowhere with no cellphone signal with 4 or 6. Seolhyun or Momo

I feel like they’d react the same way. I’ll say Momo, idk

Rob a bank with 5 or 8. Jackson or Chanmi

lmao lets go rob the bank I got fired at, JKJK lol. Id definitely say Chanmi, Jackson would be a hot mess. Can you imagine??

Have 8 or 9 write a song about you. Chanmi or Yerin

Yerin, Omg I can imagine it being really cute, maybe with a music box in the background.

Be embraced by 9 or 10 after you cry. Yerin or Jhope

Jhope duh, he’s my hope, my angel, Jhope!!

Have 6 or 7 cook for you. Momo or Jimin

Momo, I trust her cooking more... sorry chimchim

Have 1 or 2 be your sidekick. Sana or Yoongi

This is a hard one, I keep thinking about sana dressed up as wonder woman and i’m like yes, but also she is a goddess and im a potato.... Yoongi and I would make a good team but were both extremely unmotivated and the town would really be in jeopardy..... hmm.... Ill go with Yoongi and we can be the most useless lazy superheroes ever

Star in a K-drama with 1 or 6. Sana or Momo

oooh my Twice biases, well lets just have the classic kdrama love triangle. Lol Sana tho, but seriously We be bringing the LGBT representation! Hell yeah

Build a dresser from Ikea with no instructions with 3 or 7. Taeyeon or Jimin

Lord help me if I have Jimin as a partner. I’m actually good at putting Ikea furniture together, but I think Taeyeon would be more patient and follow directions.

Be in a zombie apocalypse with 5 or 6. Jackson or Momo

Momo, Jackson would be the first to die, he wouldnt be much help.

Run a YouTube channel with 3 or 10. Taeyeon or Jhope

JHOPEEEEEEE, obviously

FINALLY DONE

This takes a while but it was so much fun, so I’m gonna tag: @gizi-bae @peachyjihoonie @lesbiantae @syubbed @13lhg @yoo-a @namgin @ctrbl @jungkook-e @rosiitea @mywonho

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wah i think i super drunk lol but i watching pokemon movie 18: hoopa and the clash of ages!!! i cant wait ehehehe;)) i love pokemon lol not even kidding <33

feeling the s word has always felt v scarring and it still feels so but intrusive bad thoughts still arise at times which is kinda disappointing??? but i shd get used to it hahah

shit i feel v humoured @ myself that i dont even dare to type the full word of 's' but ya ok s thoughts r super bad lol but ya ok sigh sigh sigh so not mentally stable sia fml

but ya ok jinlijiuhao uhhh ughh hahahah omg first 3mins of the movie and im alr confused lol like whats going on whats this "hoopa" pokemon and why isit so powerful and overpowering all other legendaries??? is that even possible?? im so confused im gonna go on and research abt that pokemon fml

and its so mean and causing harm to other pokemon i want to slap it lol WHATS ITS ISSUE??? anyway watching this gives me such good vibes lol it reminds me of my younger days when i was like a kid and i used to binge on so many pokemon movie cds and waste so much of my parents' money hahah

freak i love pokemon yass ill do anyt for it;-)) ooh omg apparently its a mythical pokemon rather than a legendary and im so shook bc i nvr heard of its differentiation until today??? damn research works wonders hahah im so impressed

omg im laughing lol ash looks as fetus as ever in every series lol i feel ded hahahah does he never age lmao omg its hilarious but lol ok hahah

omfg im so scarred lol i never knew a "cartoon" would have such a deep meaning lol even as a teenager im loving this film omg 10/10 i love it wah

omg i wont say im confident because i dont watch a lot of pokemon when i started to learn english LOL in fact ive only played pokemon games when i have truly "matured" so to say so im not sure what the moves look like but im pretty sure lugia has been using brave bird continuously to protect ash and his team. im so amazed omg

omg im super impressed lol im naming the pokemon from memory so i apologise if i get any names wrong but omg hoopa is freaking OP and awesome??? omg it can summon all the legendary omg thats so cool and wonderful!!! it freaking summoned latias, latios and rayquaza lol im so impressed i crei omg i love baby hoopa lol innocent hoopa but yes this movie TEACHES SO MUCH bc yes pure hoopa has to learn how to befriend the dark hoopa as well bc both of them r the same person... omg deep lol wah 10/10 hehe loving it

i find ash so amazing for being able to befriend all, if not most pokemon omg. it must be his outstanding vibrant personality/ vibes. wah damn omg i love ash omg would get him as a bf jkjk

omg whats happening im so shook but the "bad" side of hoopa has summoned dialga, palkia and giratina??? omg im really unconfident of my naming but lemme pray im correct lol my pokemon naming skills aint gonna be rusty aft so many yrs of experience right??? hahahah

omg im shocked rn, it has went the extra mile to summon groudon, kyogre and another legendary i havent seen before bcs i stopped playing /watching pokemon when i got older like in high sch bcs of studies. wah omg

ik i feel readily angsty and its weird for me to mention sth negative while im enjoying my pokemon movie but i rly feel v angsty emotions readily like jealousy?? and stuff?? and comparison w others + beating myself up?? idk why hahah but ok nvm we all grow this aint a one night gonna improve all my bad qualities kinda thing

尽力就好 jiayous lol fml woah omg im so shook omg im so shook really but i never knew the concept of mega evolve wld be shown on the series so im really very extremely impressed rn?? LOLOL gives me ben 10 vibes jkjk but omg im so impressed lol wow

wow i love pokemon hahah i truly do lol and its wholesome content;))) ehehehhe. wah can i talk about how nice/awesome/AMAZING the graphics for this movie are??? omg im so shook im about to cry lol esp from the scene where rayquaza used twister. 10/10 man

wah i rly q moved now lol i hope nth bad happens to hoopa omg mus protec!!! omg i want to cry lol the movie has ended sigh fml ok wah that was a great watch???? wah bless that was a rly nice movie. NO REGRETS HAHA omg i love this movie so badly. <333

yeah that was nice hehe i loved it so much. apparently it has been out since 3 yrs ago and stuff LOL im so old fashioned but thats ok nobody's too old for pokemon <333 aw damn pokemon is gold hehe das some wonderful vibes tonight;))) i think im up for another lol but YAS i mean NU my ipad is 6% now uhuhuhuhu nvm let it charge, i can continue tmr if i wish HAHAHAH or technically later* bcs its 1.30am now lmaoo but that was so interesting??? ahh legit no regrets

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