Let's get spicy for @screadingchallenge! We've done a few smutty WLW (E-rated WLW sex toy fics, Stevie/Alexis on the night of David & Patrick's wedding, & E-rated WLW fics), so this rec list consists of smutty/PWP recs from other areas of the rare corner of the Schitt's Creek fandom! Check them out below, and don't forget to give some love to the creators!
Smut & PWP
Barroom Blitz (David/Stevie, E, by unkindravens)
Came in from the Outside (David/Patrick/Ted, E, by @simplytheschittiest)
Cone Wine (Ted/Alexis/Mutt, E, by @streetlampsunset)
crush me with the things you do (Ted/Mutt, E, by olive2write)
A dwindling mercurial high (Jake/Sebastien, David/Jake, E, by @yourbuttervoicedbeau)
The Future Is This Moment (David/Jake, E, by floosilver8)
Got This Feeling in My Body (David/Jake, E, by @norskheks)
Hit Me Baby One More Time (Ronnie/David, E, by elucidate_this)
I haven't met the new me yet (Jake/Rachel, E, by @yourbuttervoicedbeau)
if it was mine, I wouldn't've put it in my mouth (Ronnie/reader, E, by @whetherwoman)
my saddle's waitin' come on and jump on it (Stevie/Jake, E, by wanderhomeagain)
oh dear, the biggest of all fears (David/Stevie, E, by @ratchet)
Ranked, Filed (David/Stevie, E, by steviesflannel)
ride it, my pony (Stevie/Jake, E, by olive2write)
This Joy Is So Deep (Stevie/David/Patrick, E, by floosilver8)
just for one night (Jake/Rachel, E, by @samwhambam)
selfless (Alexis/Ted, E, by bonniebubblegum)
Settle Down With Me (And I'll Be Your Safety) (David/Patrick/Ted, E, by @streetlampsunset)
spring/summer collection (David/Stevie, E, by etben)
Tiramisu (David/Patrick/Jake, E, by @ladyflowdi)
Whiskey (Ted/Alexis/Jake, E, by @streetlampsunset)
You Had Me Pegged from the Start (David/Stevie, E, by unkindravens)
Okay, so I just found out that Summer (Alice) has been in a movie with Devon Sawa before and now I can't stop thinking of an AU where Alice survived and befriends the kids in season 1 as she is trying to stop Chucky.
I'm thinking Alice found her grandmother before Chucky possessed her and ran away. Andy found out about a girl claiming that a doll was after her and made the connection to Nica. He managed to get guardianship over Alice with the help of Karen, Mike, and Kyle, and at that point, Alice obviously knew the truth about what happened.
There was still a lot of trouble with Andy trying to visit Nica, and essentially, the plot of Cult happens. Except Andy gets to the door before NicaChucky closes it and knocks her out.
Anyway, over the next 4 years, they found a way to free Nica from possession. She has been reunited with Alice and is staying at the cabin with her and Andy. (Nica and Andy may or may not start dating at some point)
We end up in the fall of 2021, and Nica and a now 16 year old Alice are with Andy and Kyle as they hunt down Chuckys. Alice takes it upon herself to sneak into the middle school to see if her 'Auntie Rachel' has spotted anything unusual. (Rachel is friends with Nica, Andy and, Kyle and knows that she is innocent but wasn't told about Chucky being a living doll for her own safety)
Basically, I was getting to the point that Alice befriends the kids once she finds out they know something and advises them to warn Junior and include him. She eventually ends up meeting the teens parents (Michelle, Nathan, Bree, Logan, Kim) and immediately takes a dislike to both Michelle and Logan.
Alice has totally developed Nica (and Andy's) attitudes and will absolutely use that against Logan and Michelle.
…….YES!
OH MY FUCK YES!
I’VE HEARD OF A COUPLE AUS WHERE ALICE SURVIVES BUT THIS MIGHT BE MY NEW FAVORITE BECAUSE OF HOW WELL-DETAILED THIS WAS!
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‘It’s ALIVE! …I mean, good morning, dear. Did you sleep well?’
hehe with jake!!!! he would be so teasing!!!
here you go!!
warnings: not proofread, mention of being hungover, drinking, alcohol, partying, and taking advil
a/n: also i really love how this turned out!!
you don’t know how jake woke up around 8 am this morning, due to, you and him going to rooster’s halloween party last night. you and he didn’t get back home until four in the morning, so he only got around four hours of sleep. on the other hand, it was around 11:30am when you finally woke up. when you woke up, you felt like shit, and you woke up with a terrible headache.
“wow. it’s ALIVE! … i mean, good morning, dear. did you sleep well?” jake asked, as he walked through the bedroom door of your shared bedroom. he had a glass of water, in one hand, and in the other, he had advil for you.
“not funny, jacob,” you said, as you sat up in bed and took the glass of water and the advil from his hands. you put the advil in your mouth and shallowed it, with the water that jake gave you. “plus, how are you not hungover right now?”
“because i don’t get hungover,” he said, with a cocky tone in his voice. “also did you just call me ‘jacob’?”
“yes,” you nodded. “that’s your actual name, right?”
“yes,” jake said, slowly. “you rarely call me that though? you only call me that when you’re annoyed or mad.”
“well, if you can’t tell, jacob!” you said. “i’m very annoyed right now because i didn’t sleep well last night. plus, we didn’t get back home until 4am.”
“hey. it’s not my fault that someone wanted to take tequila shots and then dance to this song, rock you like a hurricane, right before we were about to head home,” jake said, as he holds his hands up in surrender.
you glared at him, “hey. you’re the last one to talk because you took those tequila shots with me, and then you ended up singing and dancing to, rhinestone cowboy. so i guess you can say that we’re both even.”
“but can you blame me though? you know how much i love that song. plus, on top of that, i grew up listening to that song,” jake implied.
“i do know that,” you nodded.
“but anyways… since we are technically both even now. is there anything else you need to help with, to cure your hangover?”
“yes.”
“and what is that?”
“some cuddles with you,” you smiled, with open arms.
A Kairos Moment: Chapter XII - The Prophecy of the Seven
Pairings: Primordial God! Chronos/Ananke! Nico di Angelo
Rating: T
Warnings: I don't know how to warn this chapter. There is some blood, and there are descriptions of the campers suffering after the attack. OTL
Chapter Summary:
“Anyway-” Nico gave his boyfriend a pointed look before continuing. “I’m going on this quest.”
“So you can shove your bullshit up your ass where it rightfully belongs. Or eat it since your mouth has always been full of crap,” Nico said, addressing the son of Eris who was visibly fuming at the insult.
“Hahaha! That’s gold! You just became my favorite person, di Angelo,” Sherman cackled out loud, wiping away the tears from the corner of his eyes. Even Clarisse had a hint of a proud smile playing on her lips. Only Will had his mouth hanging open, as if he couldn’t believe that something crass came out of Nico’s mouth.
We don’t know about you, friends, but the witches have been looking forward to this Friday all week long. The coven is so pleased to provide you with some more community recs for your weekend reading. Lounge around and enjoy and leave the writers some love!
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Big Brother (@bellafarella, Kels78, mariss_ugh) “Want to feel fully immersed in a reality competition with all our SC friends? Looking for a long fic to fall into? David and Patrick fall in love while on Big Brother.”
Blame it on the Raine (@chelle-68) “It does an amazing job of exploring David’s past relationship with Sebastien, his budding relationship with Patrick, and Sebastien’s arrival in SC. The way it weaves canon and fanon together is just phenomenal.”
Currents all around us (@5ambreakdown) “Beautifully written, I’ll never forget reading this as a WIP. Vivid and filled with so much love. Even if you don’t like magical realism, you will love this.”
I haven’t met the new me yet (@yourbuttervoicedbeau) “I love seeing Rachel bounce back via Jake. The whole series is great.”
I’m not sorry it’s over (@doublel27) “This bittersweet canon-divergent fic answers the question “What if Rachel cheats on Patrick, and that’s what leads to them calling off the wedding?” The resulting exploration of their sadness, relief, and, ultimately, hope, is so well done. This gives us an honest, open conversation between two careful, caring people trying to sort out their future, and I found it thoughtful and satisfying.”
Knowing you can always count on me (@legalgal421) “David considers an old friendship upon receiving an invitation to her wedding. I liked this look at David's past friendships, protective Patrick, and David and Patrick's new friends.”
Reservations (@obsessedwithdavrick) “A five-chaptered delectably-tropey-yet-intriguingly-original David/Patrick AU set in NYC, with sparkling cameo appearances from Alexis & Rachel. Patrick is pursuing a career as a restaurant reviewer, and who better to take along as his +1 than his gorgeous new roommate who has strong opinions about food (and everything else), David Rose? Patrick's restaurant reviews included at the end of each chapter are fantastic and serve to highlight aspects of their burgeoning relationship (as well as making the reader wish they lived in a place with more/better restaurants). There's pining friends-to-lovers, and bed-sharing, and Patrick being uber-competent and servicey, and all kinds of wonderful ingredients. And a bonus podfic!”
They had warned her to stay away from him. Whenever she brought him up, they all told her the same thing.
"Stay away from Hangman. He'll only leave you hanging. It's just who he is. Don't get your hopes up."
But she knew damn well Hangman was just an act. She knew that buried deep somewhere was Jake, a man who just wanted to be loved. Someone who cared deeply but pushed everyone away to save himself from the pain of eventually losing them.
The asshole facade was just one of many layers.
People said he was the devil. But she liked playing with fire.
send me a made-up fic title and I’ll tell you what I would write to go with it