#jail is too good for him

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

Simon: *being treated with anything less than optimal love, happiness, care, kindness, adoration, protection*

Me: 🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪🔪

@anonfromtheflight: 🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓🪓

#🔪🫱🏼‍🫲🏽🪓 #simon eriksson #simon eriksson defense squad #strife? unhappiness? #helllll nahhhhhhh!! #sick of this shit lol #can the POC kid rest for once #and can the interracial couple be happy for more then five minutes damn #imma need true payoff in S3 bc i’m still annoyed even after that sexy ass speech wille did in s2 #(even though that altered my brain chemistry in the best way and i wouldn’t even be here without it but i digress.) #i don’t want simon to forgive his sister unless she does something crazy to get back in his good graces #‘i’m sorry simon 🥺’ still makes me SO MAD like fuck outta here with that bullshit apology #only confessing cause she didn’t want her bed buddy to get his brains blown out #and we all know how i feel about september #jail is too good for him #hope he rots #we’re serving surgeon AND lizzie borden tonight fam!!!!!!!!!! #young royals

[1941-crowley-slut]

I hope everyone realizes that aside from Crowley not being in heaven, Aziraphale will also not have anything else he likes.

There are no books in heaven. There's no tea or hot chocolate, no music, no crêpes or sushi. So not only does he lose the love of his life and has to operate without him, but he also isn't allowed any of his comfort things, all while I'm sure the angels are hostile against him (even if they pretend otherwise).

Aziraphale has nothing.

#bro is not gonna last #he went to jail for crepes guys he's gonna snap very soon #and did you see the annoyance on his face when gabriel knocked on his door and interrupted his music #he loves earthly stuff too much and he doesn't even realize it yet #also i'm sure when he comes back there'll be a soft heartfelt moment between him and crowley #where crowley's like “You came back” and aziraphale smiles softly and says “Missed the sushi” as they make heart eyes #good omens #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #gomens2 #crowley x aziraphale #ineffable husbands #good omens 2

[luck-of-the-drawings]

smth smth about 'the thing that the character did that you thought was rly rly funny in the moment is actually linked to a terrible trauma that lies within said character.' or wahtever.

#jrwi show #jrwi fanart #jrwi riptide #gillion tidestrider #made this within a short span of wahtever bc i gotta go up to the mountains for my stupid gay job tonight n im trying #nnot to frrRREAAAK THE FUCK OUUTTTTTTi dont wanna work but. get that bread we fuckin shall i guess #ONWARDS TO THE FISH TORMENT!! sometimes flowers feel pain when you trim them before their blossoming. atleast i imagine so #i used to draw gillion with loooong hair tied into a big ol braid. and then it was confirmed that he had short hair when he was little. #AT FIRST I WAS SAD. but then i realized the duality of. when they were little. gill had short hair. edyn had long hair. #AND NOW THEYRE OLDER. and gillion has long hair. and edyn has short hair #both mirroring eachother. looking up to eachother. subconsciously or not. they most certainly care. and most certainly miss eachother. #GILLION ALWAYS LOVED HOW LONG HAIR LOOKs. atleast i imagine so. he hasnt cut it since he left the undersea. sure he wanted to go back home #but even at the very start. he knew he was free in some way now. free to grow out his hair. an adventure would await him before he returns. #he knew it would be a while. so he cant let this go. he cant let this sought-after hair-length get cut away from him again #not yet. not yet. i like to think he loved music too. I SAW SOMETHING INTERESTING A BIT AGO #i see alot of ppl commenting on my baby gill comics like;'i wouldFIGHT this teacher i wanna KILL EM i want them DESTROYED #all very good and nice sentiments! i LOVE the energy here! and it would be nice. to have that catharsis #but the story of young tidestrider is not a story of catharsis. it is a story of agony and being so so small and so special and also so dum #and sucking so bad. and just being a kid and doing the things that a little kid does and so many tired tired people reacting badly to it #youre supposed to be the hero that will save us. our world hangs in the balance and you are the one who tips the scales. #YOU are supposed to SAVE US!! you NEED to SAVE US! CAN YOU PLEASE STOP SQUIRMING IN YOUR STUPID CHAIR!! #you'd think that young tidestrider ought to prevail. and be tucked someplace all safe and sound. #elders gone missing and rotting in a jail. their cultists nowhere around. but theres no happy endings. not here not now. #this tale is all sorrows n woes. you may dream that justice n peace win the day. but thats not how this story goes #BIG ideas for this lil baby gillion series. if anything i make ever gets disproven im killing myself in a well as to poison a water supply

[cobaltfluff]

Arajin observation notes so far:

- good reflexes? (dodging the trip in ep1)

- strong enough to hold up Matakara??

- is the punches to Matakara's kicks :3c

Kid was definitely serious about becoming strong back then 😂

#bucchigiri?! #watch and yell #spoilers #honestly i think arajin is still very strong on his own #but he's likely hampered by fear and his sense of guilt #also might tie in with the best friend stone and how he feels like he doesnt deserve it?? he probs still has it tho #i am SEEING the VISION #everybody loves Arajin except the one person who he wants to love him back LMAO #ALSO THE VERY END OF THE ENDING SONG?? #WILL EVERYONE GET TO DO THE HEART POSE??? #this feels so old school in such a good way i love it SO MUCH #also i am glad i was right that WAS matakara's brother #now why is he in jail(?) is the real question #running theory that arajin feels responsible for it #maybe big bro was protecting lil bro when arajin ran off and it got serious #something like that? #i am thinking way too hard about this #but I NEED TO KNOW

[suiine]

divorced mom telling her kids to stop being mean to her new boyfriend, yes he's a deadbeat who's crashing at our place and can't fish but be nice to him, mummy really wants this to work out, and telling the boyfriend to please try to get along with the kids, they're your children too now uwu

#the kids are just protective of mom. she's too good for him! he's fresh out of jail and bumming off her and does rhino horn! #ofmd #our flag means death #gentlebeard #steddie #blackbonnet

[corfisers]

i really need to finish this one day

#one of my fave ideas but i keep getting stuck or starting over. third time's the charm hopefully #anyways. posting it as an excuse to rant because i'm losing my mind over this rn for no reason #incoherent but i just need to Talk or my brain won't shut up #you ever think about how fucked up it is that aoi feels guilty over what happened. i do. i think about her a lot #he can't even look at me. we aren't even blood related but he still had to go to jail because of me. i still love him #in reality none of it is her fault. it shouldn't be about doumeki in the first place. baby girl you were 15 when it happened. #you can say that yashiro is cruel in his dismissiveness (on the surface) of doumeki's trauma but you can see where he's coming from #you got a glimpse of what your sister was going through? of what i went through? and now you're sooo guilty over it? and who does it help? #doumeki's so focused on his own feelings that he ignored aoi when they were living together. “saves” her by pure chance #proceeds to focus on his guilt and ignore her again. if yashiro didn't get involved she'd be sitting in the rain for god knows how long #yet she still loves and to some degree idolizes him #yashiro and aoi both saying that doumeki isn't the type of person to be a yakuza too. doumeki's good doumeki's better than that #and then ch 24 happens. where yashiro says that he's going to throw up and doumeki's response is “i probably won't stop even if you do” #“guess i am like my father after all” and yashiro still goes “you're not. you're pure and im the problem” #(touches doumeki's face. rare gentle gesture. he's gentle afterwards too before leaving. man.) #he's not cruel enough to repeat what he said in the earlier conversation and he doesn't actually believe it anyway #but i wish yashiro was cruel there. it shouldn't have been about doumeki and his feelings. again. #something about yashiro throwing a knife at another person and it flying back at him huh #for all the talk about how doumeki supposedly romanticizes yashiro it really is the other way around. always has been #which is a whole other conversation but yeah. everything about aoi and yashiro in relation to doumeki makes me so fucking sad #but this is also what i mean when i say that aoi doesn't haunt the narrative per se but still has this weird presence? #she's in the parallels. she's in the brief but important mentions. she's in the “your sister was lucky she had you”. #wips tag

[spite-and-waffles]

Trying to drag real-world ethics into the Batverse is a bad faith argument when absolutely nothing in the Batverse has any ethical or moral standing in the real world.

Real world evils that claim death tolls:

- billionaires

- cops

- vigilanteism

- copaganda (crime-fighting as a genre is libertarian copaganda)

- prison industrial complex

- war on drugs

- child soldiers

- policing entities without democratic or civic transparency or oversight

- finding acceptable targets for your personal trauma and visiting what you believe is justified violence on them

But all of that is fine and good and acceptable as conceits of the universe, EXCEPT the question of "should this rich white guy who appoints himself the protector of the innocent due to the failures of the legal system, actually do something about this guy who keeps killing because of the failure of the legal system?" THAT is somehow above challenge or question. Never mind that turning the concept of "legal incompetence", meant to protect the most vulnerable population in a society, into a loophole for fictional mass murderers is violent ableism and copaganda. Forget taking a deep dive into why exactly killing is bad, or how far a value system can go before it becomes self-serving, or storytelling imperatives or any of that. The only reason any of us could ever take Jason's side (re: the Joker) is that we, in real-life, think that "bad guys should die". Instead of the fact that because nothing works as it should in the Batverse, the Joker's continued existence actively cheapens any moral code that allows it.

You can take whatever side you want to, but get off that horse and actually engage with the question, or fuck off with the dudebros who think "killing a serial killer makes you as bad as a serial killer" has any actual ethical basis.

#i'm so fucking done with this grandstanding and moralizing #jason and bruce are both moral absolutists driven entirely by personal trauma #and yes jason is a bad guy. i like him as a bad or morally grey guy #but it drives me nuts that y'all can't see how bruce is very far from being a 'good' guy #he doesnt kill anyone even the joker not because he considers joker's life sacred #but because he's afraid he'll snap and start killing everyone else #this is not the behaviour of a stable and noble man #if you're so close to the edge that having to kill for any reason will send you on a killing spree #then you're fundamentally unfit for your chosen vocation #jiminy jesus christ #also? a child deserves a parent who will kill to protect or avenge them #if someone took my baby from me and they kept getting out and killing other people's babies #that guy would be dead and I'd be in jail #and it would be worth it #the lowest possible bar for loving a child #but then he fails his kids in every other way too so why not this one #anti bruce wayne #jason todd #bat meta #fandom wank #spite waffle

[moongothic]

Absolute hate how all Oda has to do is make one (1) fictional man with pretty hair to give me raging gender envy

Like this was so unnecessary and cruel, towards me specifically

#Moon posting #OP Meta #Think I'm just annoyed because One Piece doesn't really have very Gender characters **for me** specifically #'Cause most of the characters are either built like shit brick houses or have horrendous fashion senses #Which also applies to King. He is a Fucking Unit and his gimp suit looks horrendous #But you take off his stupid mask and let his pretty hair out and oh no he looks like he looks like a metalhead oh no that's kinda gender #(Like at most there was Sanji Sometimes because he's sufficiently twinkish and I like some of his suits.) #(And look I love him and his stupid self-loathing self-sacrificing ass but also I need to smack the shit out of Sanji and throw him in jail #(Do not let me get started on Hawkins very specifically in his fight against Killer because jesus christ) #(Toei did not have to go that hard on making Hawkins' hair look THAT FUCKING GOOD in that fight) (Dying of jealousy) #(I just want to have pretty long hair (but in a masc way) is that too much for me to ask) #((Feeling down and desperately need some serotonin so I picked up Wano again. Been a while 'cause I was so frustrated with the pacing))

[coldslaws]

song is ruler of everything by tally hall

more on the au below

this is an au based on n's beta design and Kinda following manga canon. he's more cold and callous in this than in canon though, having been mistreated even worse by ghetsis (the face scars and hidden left eye.. ). he enters his battle against hilbert secretly armed with ghetsis's hydreigon.

hilbert forfeits midway through the pokemon battle in this, not wanting to participate in n's needless fighting. when he can't talk n down from the battle, the elite four and alder show up to stop him. all of their pokemon combined, especially after hilbert already helped deplete zekrom's hp, is more than enough to defeat zekrom and corner n.

in a panic, n releases ghetsis's hydreigon to fight, but it's basically a feral pokemon. it sees n's passing resemblance to his "father"- and it turns on n immediately to attack him.

and despite everything, alder steps in and takes the blow to protect him.

#blood #abuse ment cw #< trigger tags jic #sorry still new to this please correct me if i got the cw tags wrong or need to add anything #coldslaws art #pokemon bw #pokemon black and white #natural harmonia gropius #trainer n #champion alder #hydreigon #not sure if i should tag the unova e4 too lol since theyre just silhouettes #and hey this au does have a happy ending! #kind of! #both hilbert and alder are severely injured but they do recover #n went to jail but he got his sentencing down to just house arrest if he could prove he could be a good person #alder basically adopts him #also different n design different prns. purely he/him transmasc #to add to the trauma n has been attacked by hydreigon before #might post more about thie beta-design au i have some more art with this n #beta unova au #<- tag for content of this au since i will post more. might try to come up with a better name though JDFKSKG

[magneticflower]

I just imagined the crows playing monopoly and I cannot stop laughing

#six of crows #crooked kingdom #kaz and nina would already start bickering over who gets to be the banker until inej is like #'why would we let either of you be the banker ; you're the biggest cheaters we know' #eventually everyone is accused of being capable of cheating except wylan and matthias but matthias gets to be banker because #they don't trust jesper to not convince wylan to help him whilst matthias is too righteous to help nina #90% of the game is kaz and nina trying to screw each other over whilst inej is quietly buying up all the railroads #jesper keeps landing in jail and it's hilarious to everyone but him #wylan promises he'll visit #kaz keeps stealing money from the bank and matthias is none the wiser #ironically nina attempts to do the same but kaz calls her out and another bickering match ensues #where nina tries to prove kaz stole but it's too no avail #the game will last all night #kaz does win btw 'cause he cons matthias out of his good properties and builds like crazy

[bitegore]

#wildrider #guy who bites people's hands off when they get too close #in jail: do you think they know i'm not an animal. i do not need a muzzle #the second they unmuzzle him he immediately attempts to snip off someone's thumb with hiis teeth though #bitegore art #go to oozeandgoo-art for my new work #i think everyone deserves a character that they just make the bitey one. its good for you

[saintlesbian]

pros of today’s ep:

the sprina scenes r sooooo 🥰🥰🥰 the banter over the essay is so funny, and I’m so glad they’re finally getting time to themselves!!!!

blayze is back??? AND FLIRTING WITH KRISSY???? lesbians we are SO back

drew getting beat up in the prison showers is kinda funny 🤭 plus Cyrus swooping in to rescue him… life debt repaid???

cons of today’s ep:

Portia being buddy buddy with Esme will forever rub me the wrong way 🤢 like. all this bc u don’t like spencer???? girl… hell is waiting for you…!

also once again. taggert will always be Trina’s one true father. esp after curtis violated her trust and privacy like that???

Carly can you stop trying to get drew outta jail at the cost of putting Sonny in instead… I mean Sonny should be in jail lol but girl so should you????

I try to tune out all of the surrogate plotline stuff but GOD is it annoying… like Molly is legit one of my least faves rn. and all of the other characters they’ve got tied up in this plot arc feel less appealing just by association????

#pentababbles #general hospital #trina teasing spencer… excellent! #nukrissy has really grown on me surprisingly enough but. I feel like getting her a gf would really make me like her #nunuMolly however… esp tied up in this surrogacy storyline… total flop! #I like seeing drew and Cyrus interact. it deeply intrigues me bc like. what r his motives??? #is he just using drew or does he genuinely like him??? #Carly still on my damn nerves with the whole ‘Drew shouldn’t be in jail’ thing #the Curtis and Portia scenes however… worry me. #I’m sure Curtis had good intentions in telling Portia about Trina’s trip as he’s tryi bc to step up and be her dad but. #already a bad idea now she’s not gonna trust you! #and Portia… it feels like she’s always scheming somehow to try and control trina… #I find trina a little too uncomfortably relatable in that regard. daughter of a controlling mother who’s trying to spoil her romantic life.. #idk! hits a little close to home for me!!

[muu-kun]

Criteria required for Muu to consider a muse to be a Bigger Adult instead a Kid Adult like he considers himself (and most people really) to be:

They have to appear older than him and not just be older than him. The muses of @mundanemiseries, for example, could all be 1,000 years old, and yet Kiu wouldn't consider any of them Bigger Adults based on their youthful appearances alone. Muses known as Aime, Fran, Roman, and that funky Dandy fellow would reside here. Occasionally, one named Yukio also appears here. A couple of which also fit the second category.

Alternatively, they need to be someone he seeks that of a caregiver dynamic with more than one based on an even playing field friendship. This one is housed primarily by the muses known as Akatsuki, Aluin, and Sully. The muse Yukio also makes appearances here under this category as well.

#women are a lot harder for him to assess as being adults #For example he'd probably say lyla is an adult but not quite #more so in an is good at pretending to be an adult sort of way but something isn't quite Right either #Dez is another odd one to place as he doesn't quite recognize sex as an adult only activity #especially considering the fact he became actively intimate at sixteen #but because she has A Lot of it his brain do be getting confused on what relevancy that has on maturity #and hannah and neff are both only considered adults when they expressing care towards him #when he's mad at either of them they too are put into baby jail just like him lmao

[todayisafridaynight]

IN RELATION TO JO'S SUFFERING. HAVING THIS CONVERSATION ALL THE WAY BACK IN CH2 (WHICH IS TECHNICALLY ALSO THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE AOKI) WAS SO EVIL WAIT

THE REALEST SHIT EVER I GOTTA THROW UP IT SHOULDA BEEN ILLEGAL TO DO THIS

#snap chats #LIKE UNDOUBTEDLY WHAT YOU MEAN BUT THE FACT THIS APPLIES TO JO TOO.... #hanging myself IMMEDIATELY #the most evil foreshadowing in the world it literally makes me want to throw up ohhh my god #jo's suffering is my suffering only cause they do it so well i have to lay down #LIKE ITS SUCH GOOD FORESHADOWING IT MAKES ME INSANE IM NOT OVER IT (;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`)(;´༎ຶД༎ຶ`) #lad8 get here sooner so i can see what jo's new purpose is. if not just to see him sit sadly in jail its what i need to keep going

[hauntingblue]

Sanji has adquired top sad wet cat status

#that cream guy just watching luffy tear his arms off ajdhakw #sanji had gone past his angst too quick.... picnic and everything damn... #i finally realized why his guard is offering him aubergines. he looks like an aubergine #but to me it is a metaphorical remainder of his bisexuality he is abandoning by marrying pudding (he is getting out of his polycule) #he wants the aubergine for later akdhkashsk see... he is already tempted by the familiarity #'pudding might be changing that's why she is busy.... oh didn't her room have a balcony' SICK IN THE HEAD #'oh is this inapropiate??' idk MAYBE 'it wont be a crime we will be married tomorrow' JAIL #THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR SNOOPING AKDHAKA #his face is so... that one meme drawing of the guy in a war.... #i mean it is sad bc she was his only like light in the darkness but damn... hard lesson #oh luffy is cursing her out this is serious #well good thing aanji snooped...... is he gon a save his sister now or.... he wont fight pudding i am sure of that #sanji is gonna grab that gun and kill himself at this point pudding #jesus christ how long can this go on for.... you already killed him pudding stop hitting the dead horse #i believe reiju could kick her ass now that pudding is distracted but alas.... no girl om girl violence is allowed #sanji not being able to lit his cigarette is so..... this poor man... NOT THE SHOT OF HIM CRYING #omg perfect episode..... jesus christ..... #i uave to say.... i would have really liked for pudding to be normal and have sanji get away from a lover to go with the crew again... #its so bittersweet you know....... and shows his priorities #goddamn sanji crying in the rain trying to get a smoke...... this is like too much... peak poor little meow meow #wait a fucking moment... the intro song starts with my feelings for you are beating intensly.... this really is so gay.... #gay sex on screen is less subtle #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 817 #wtf pudding... if she didnt want reiju to die why tf did she shoot her.... #sanji the flowers... she will know sanji..... sanji noooo #i get the soul thing but where do zeus and prometheus come from???? what kinda power is that... #JINBEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE #episode 818

[wulfhalls]

twitter. com/soIestorm/status/1589719969360539649?t=E_fdI1hbjh8f4uj_Js5xKg&s=19

A lot of scenes? MORE THAN ONE???? I can't do this anymore.

not only did they take girldad!daemon from us but also baelarhaena content in general??? girl if they don't rectify this shit in s2 with some extra rhaenyra and her girlies scenes sprinkled in there I will petrol bomb hbo headquarters and the house of whoever has final cut on this shit I swear to christ

#a lot #but also. we dont know what he meant by if they actually shot those scenes or if they just scripted them out but regardless #jail for fucking everybody i fucking hate hate HATE it here #oh no we already showed daemon being in love with rhaenyra this season thats enough positive emotions for the guy! #who needs dimensions we cant show him being a good father on top of that! our dummy thicc idiot audience might think hes a good person then #and that wr simply cant have! too bad theyre sooooo fucking dumb oh well 🤷 #and then they dont even include the deleted scenes on the fucking bluray???? WHY #asks #hotd #daemon targaryen