#it's totally fucking canon

[scintillatingshortgirl19]

VERY interesting that this moment took place in the "woman in house and wilson's building thinks they're gay/dating" episode

also. hugh laurie's little smirk here really adds a certain . . . dimension to this moment that would not be there if he'd responded to the joke in a different way

#thirteen knows house is bi she totally fucking knows #anyway yeah i cannot get over house's goddamn little Smirk #that was so unnecessary. christ #this is one of those moments where i'm like. #damn i guess this isn't *technically* canon confirmation of house's queerness but it sure comes pretty fucking close #it's just that there are a lot of alternate ways house could have responded to to thirteen's comment #an eyeroll perhaps #some sort of no homo statement #anything #but he didn't! he fucking SMIRKED #and not in a performative way #it was a subtle smirk #a smirk just for thirteen and himself #this whole moment feels SO fundamentally 'bisexual daughter telling her closeted father figure that she is fully aware they are The Same' #house season 6 #house md #house 6x11

[nocofamilyau]

burnout gifted kid type (11/24)

#noco family au #total drama #total drama noah #total drama cody #total drama noco #noco lore #wow its easy to forget that noah is canonically a gamer #like he'd talk about that shit in his bios constantly #and like then its only shown on screen in #fucking dramarama #bloody hell

[creaman]

Happy Birthday, Jonathan Crane! No, I did not forget.

#vclownverse #I totally fucking forgot and I feel like a deadbeat husband #STUPID CREAMAN!! STUPID!! STUPID!! #jonathan crane #scarecrow #fanart #batman #creaman oc #macabre #oc x canon #digital illustration #comic #vinegarclown #creaman

[ithinkdogshouldvote]

If he’s evil why is he soooo babygirl???

#HELP HES SO FUNNY #you and I both hate that he’s canonically hot #i totally imagined him as bald and ugly and old before they talked about how fucking sexy he is #no.1 child manipulater this guyyyy #the entire lineage is predestined to be weird as shit and a step-dad #this fuckin guy man #jesus fucking christ #dungeons and daddies #dndads #willie stampler #willy stampler #dungeons & daddies #dnd podcast #parts of him are kinda grayscale and dark cause necrotic energy #idk I thought it’d be cool

[jeonthoughts]

el: *is upset with mike*

mike: tf she want me to do?? women these days....

will: *is upset with mike*

mike: omg no will please bbg take me back i realize i was wrong you're right i'll change for the better for you sweetie pie please take me back

well.

#imagine giving zero fucks when your gf is upset but losing your shit when your best friend is upset #best friend who youre totally not in love with ofc #sike #byler #will byers #mike wheeler #mike wheeler i know what you are #stranger things s4 #stranger things #byler canon #byler endgame

[mas-que-loucura-menina]

Barbara: Okay guys, I need your full legal name for the for these files.

Tim: Timothy Jackson drake Wayne

Dick: Richard John Grayson Wayne

Damian: Damian Al ghul wayne

Jason: Jason Peter Todd Knight Haywood Al Ghul of Endless Wayne.

Barbara, Tim, Damian, Dick: 👁️👄👁️

Jason: what?

#Jason and his mommy issues #plus he is Canonically super adoptable #Also Death of Endless is part of DC universe so of fucking course she would adopt himas his little dead birdie #try to change my mind about this #jason todd #red hood #batman #dc #batfam #he's a total momma's boy

[oatlystrawberryicecream]

bruce wayne beats his kids asses all across comics for decades

and its all nuh uh not canon, that one was actually written by satan himself doesnt count, not his true character, cant hear you!

but jason todd kidnapping mia dearden is something we gotta engage with every few weeks because it was totally consistant and true to character and written by people who really made an honest in depth effort to understand jason and have him act in ways that make sense 🙄

#why is it character assassination when it happens to your faves but totally ironclad canon proof of irredeamable evil when its jason? #why do people who try to mesh together a coherent character for him get all this shit #when writers say fuck it and write the most illogical inconsistant low effort things for jason #jason todd #anti bruce wayne #comic book violence

[itsdefinitely]

you have to see the vision

#fuck canon i dont know her #id in alt text #ethan green #hatchetfield #definitely art #they are both still men. uh. them and lex are gay any way you slice it sorry i dont make the rules #also NO they DONT get the little plaid shirt tied around their waists SHUT UP i totally didnt forget it. this was ON PURPOSE #it was a design choice

[sheerakk]

Garth, thank you for existing

@assigned-k9 thank you for creating her!!

#sheerak #this fan made palisman gave me more serotonin than the entire For The Future #i don't have patience for backgrounds #the last one was kinda fun tho #Hunter was vibing in dark classrooms and then Luz came saying that she's joining his emo club because she and Garth need a rest #after all the fun they had together #Hunter was not pleased #Garth is canon for me #since Flapjack left the stage it's her time to shine #Garth was eventually returned to Matt #But Luz insisted on Matt joining their party just to have Garth with them #at the same time if Matt died during their let's save the world but actually only eda and king mission Luz would adopt Garth #the world is a cruel place #look at me go totally making a mess from these text bubbles breaking all the rules of proper text bubbles #but the fact is that I tottally did not plan it and made it as I go realising that it's not working but fuck that #the owl house #luz noceda #hunter toh #toh hunter #Gus Porter #mattholomule

[noahmullariii]

the rage I feel when reading Blood of Olympus chapters 45-56 is almost equivalent in magnitude to the absolute joy I experience when reading The Last Olympian chapters 1-23.

remember when percabeth was good? when they meant the world to each other but had other people they cared about (nico, for one. both of them. so much), other worries and other storylines aside from their romantic plot? and when nico's completed arc wasn't repeated for no reason other than to dump more trauma on the youngest character in the series? when background characters were included in the story not for all the unnecessary last minute romantic subplots but because they were fun and fascinating to learn more about? and were actually friends with main characters? remember when grover was percy and annabeth's best friend forever? and antagonists were actually interesting and intimidating and had compelling goals? and the story revolved around friendship and family and loyalty? and death was definite and loss was palpable and battles were thrilling?

yeah. good times.

#rr crit #pjo #hoo #hoo crit #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #oh how i love them in pjo. how they loved. #grover underwood #<- remember him? #nico di angelo #will solace #dumpster fire of a canon relationship -> #solangelo #anyway! #last olympian will forever be the best book this man wrote #how can you finish one of your series so perfectly then fuck up so bad while ending the next story #cuz goddamn does blood of olympus boil MY blood #ESPECIALLY those last fucking chapters omg #why would you massacre my boys rick #putting nico and will in a room together for the first time just to turn will into a total asshole. great move thanks a lot! #will had so much potential from his previous appearances #you could've left it at that dream message nico had #that was nice!!! actually!! #instead you ruined all of it with a few chapters #justice for tlo-tlh will solace cuz that was one nice background character with potential to become a great main one day #nico deserves THAT will. not this piece of shit he meets #also nico and percy friendship in hoo is... nonexistent??? #what is that about #fucking hell richard

[lesbian-sunshim]

see art up to the day before or leave a tip!

rare pairs for your consideration 9/50 - celestia x sunset shimmer

#my little pony #mlp #princess celestia #sunset shimmer #for obvious reasons this is NOT SHIMMER VERSE this is a separate au using the canon characters in a totally different situation #okay we cool yall we good? #she's less a twilight here and more a tempest or a shining #another body guard au #i was thinking it took place in the lunadancer au #im not sure why i went with kirin mix for sunset here but catching fire when emotional is an interesting concept on her #maybe she and moondancer are related here?? #anyway i took weed and that's how celestia's mane happened #goddammit i fucked up my DA queue again so this one is going up early :X

[simbasomba]

Screeches loudly GET THESE TWO MARRIED

#total drama #total drama 2023 #total drama reboot #if they don’t make mkulia canon i will actually freak the fuck out #mkulia #td mk #td julia #td mkulia #i love these damn lesbians #toxic yuri #mamacita #TOXIC YURI HEIGHT DIFFERENCE

[bobgoesw00t]

HOLY FUCKING SHIT BALLS I CALLED IT WHEN THE FIRST TRAILER CAME OUT AND AFTER I WATCHED IT, BUT IT’S OFFICIALLY CONFIRMED THAT LUBERTO IS CANON!!!!!!!

No offense to the co-director of Luca and anyone else who said that Luca and Alberto are “JUST FRIENDS”…but you can all SUCK IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT!!!!!!! THE KAWAII FISH BOYS ARE A COUPLE AND NO AMOUNT OF NO HOMOING COULD PREVENT IT!!!!!!! I am ONE HAPPY SHIPPER!!!!!!!

#luca #pixar luca #luberto #luca paguro #alberto scorfano #i called it #i fucking knew it #just friends MY ASS #luberto is canon #total homo #suck iiit #my otp is canon #suck it haters

[spockfallsinlove]

Prompt: Spock’s hands are injured and since Vulcan hands are so sensitive he can’t help but cry about it

"Shit," Jim is saying, over and over, as he digs the salve out of his bag. "Shit, hang on, shit—"

Spock, for his part, is biting down on his cheek so hard that he tastes blood, his hands held out in front of him and shaking. The burns aren't severe, but the pain is enough for his telepathic bonds to be burned themselves.

The storm rages outside the cave they've found themselves in. Lightning had struck as they were running to find shelter, causing a fire. Jim was trapped and Spock didn't give it a second thought when he pulled the burning debris off of Jim, his hands scalding from the embers.

"Jim," he croaks out, his voice shaking despite his best efforts. He doesn't know what he's asking for.

Jim uncaps the salve, hands steady as he scoops out a dollop. "This will hurt," he says. "I'm sorry."

Spock grits his teeth and lets out a small cry of pain as Jim, as careful as he is, painfully applies the salve to the burns dotting Spock's fingertips. Jim then wraps each finger in medical tape, wincing at every hiss and sharp breath that Spock takes.

"The comms," Spock manages to get out, "are they—"

"Still down because of the storm." Jim sits back on his heels, face pale and drawn. He wipes his forehead with his arm. "Damn it, Spock. I'm sorry."

"It's of no consequence," Spock lies, biting down harder on his cheek. The pain is mounting; not just the burn, but the lack of feeling he has in his hands. It's like he's been thrown into the dark with nothing but fire and pain to accompany him.

Something in his face must betray the true extent of his pain because Jim suddenly looks stricken, eyes wide. Spock realizes, belatedly, that there are tears streaming down his cheeks.

"What can I do?" Jim asks, his voice steadier than the panic Spock sees in his eyes.

"I cannot—" Spock sucks in a breath. Tries to steady himself, unsuccessfully. "Without touch..."

Jim nods, like he understands. With Spock, he always seems to understand. "Your telepathy. It's dependent on your hands."

"Yes. It's..." Spock squeezes his eyes shut at another wave of pain. "The burns are painful. But the lack of connection to my environment may be... worse."

Jim grips Spock's wrists, which are undamaged from the flames. It's like a balm over Spock's wounds; an anchor in the darkness. Jim's expression is intent. "What about my touch? Does it help?"

Spock could sigh with relief. It's like he's found home again, after groping in the dark for so long. "Yes," he says, gratefully.

Jim's hands grip just a fraction tighter, his fingers imprinting into Spock's skin. "Then I will continue to do so, as long as you need it."

The pain is already receding, Spock falling into the comforting warmth that is Jim's presence. "That may be a very long time," he says, a little more honestly than he would like.

Jim smiles. He releases one of Spock's wrists, but only to run a thumb across Spock's temple. "Forever, if you need it," he promises softly.

#i hope this is ok!! #i turned it into hurt/comfort because i'm a sucker for it lol #spirk #space husbands #my writing #thank you so much for the prompt!!!! #also if this totally fucks up the current facts on vulcan anatomy my only defense is that i have not kept up on current st canon AT ALL

[spinach-pine]

This entire scene just screams gay panic 😭😭

#yes mr. spock what is it? #mr spock: HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU TELL ME WHY ARE YOU SHIRTLESS OH NO #bones lowkey playing pranks on spock because he totally knows what's going on lmao #star trek tos #spirk #old married spirk #spirk cus it's fucking canon #space husbands #spirk is canon

[alicewhitmore2]

So hear me out

All of Bruce Wayne's adopted children are biologically his and none of them know.

At age 20, Bruce was traveling Europe and saw the Flying Graysons in a circus. Who wouldn't say no to a threesone with two hot older acrobats?

A few years later and Bruce has been slutting his way through Crime Alley.

A few years after that and he's been going through the richest people in Gotham.

Years after that and he's in an assassin phase.

Despite knowing of his own history, Bruce never does paternity tests on his children. It's a combination of knowing if his kids found it, they would freak, and not really wanting to know himself. The only kid he's almost sure is his is Tim, they look so similar but they also have similar personalities and hobbies, hobbies he knows Tim's parents didn't foster or encourage. Still, he refuses to check.

Years later, a random kid of Bruce's comes into the picture (personally I'm picturing Danny Fenton but it could be anyone) they just walk in on a family dinner when everyone's home and drop the news that they're Bruce's kid.

"Mostly I just wanted to make sure we all know of each other. Man, the family resemblance is strong in this family, you have strong genes Bruce."

"We're actually adopted!"

"Oh... you didn't tell them?"

Bruce: (knows exactly what he means) What do you mean?

"Oh my god. No that's impossible, you have to at least have suspected. You have to know that they're all your kids"

"What is he talking about Bruce?"

Kid pulls out articles, gossip rags and one rare European magazine, detailing the times and dates of Bruce being seen with their parents.

Imagine them demanding paternity tests. Imagine either Jason or Dick or both shoving Bruce against a wall having Charlie Day moments like "DID YOU FUCK MY MOM BRUCE"

Imagine the devastation of them thinking Bruce only took them in because they were his biological children.

"Why didn't you tell us?"

"Can you honestly say, any one of you, that if I told you the truth, you would have stayed?"

#i might write a fic for this #I'm including Cass too #dcxdp #dpxdc #bruce wayne #jason todd #dick grayson #tim drake #cassandra cain #damian wayne #damian realizing he's not the only blood son and that breaking him #look ages in canon are so fucked #this could totally work #what do you think?