#it's puntastic

[braindeadmaggot]

Hi there.... uhm, can I ask you a random question? What do you think is the most powerful Devil Fruit in one piece, and why?

Hello dear Anon. There is no such thing as a random question~

You could ask me what color why dog's imaginary friend's toenails are and it would still be in the realm of normal~ Also, if you want to ask more questions go here and find many to choose from.

Now on with the show (this... took me over 2 hours to write 😖)

I answered something similar to this before about what fruit I would eat. I talked about how the Hana Hana no Mi would be a super convenient ability to have in a way that I can do pretty much everything without leaving my bed, though one would assume that using the ability and sprouting extra limbs everywhere would actually result in more calories burned which would lead to A) burn out and B) gains. I imagine in a more realistic art style, Robin would be jacked as hell like Zoro and would eat as much as Luffy (maybe). I wouldn't hate that. (Best thing from it is I would be able to take the perfect photos of myself and even design my back tattoo properly because I'd actually be able to see it. SUCH CONVENIENCE!!)

Following this, I think the Hana Hana no Mi is very powerful in a way that being able to clone yourself and be in multiple places at once, sprouting specific limbs onto any surface, and she can fly (well technically gliding and only for a flew seconds) is a major game changer, and with the ability to clone...

Teleportation

I don't think this is a canon ability yet, but she can do this in the video games. She's basically Jean Grey (all seeing [not exactly telepathy but I think you get the idea]), Multiple man (clones), Spiral (many arms), Night Crawler (teleportation [maybe]), and Angel (flight [sorta]) all in one.

Her biggest weakness is if any of her limbs take damage, it projects onto her real body. If a clone hand loses a finger, she loses a finger. If she sprouted an eye onto the back of someone's head and their sweat dripped, she'd lose visibility for a hot moment. She's an amazing spy and covert agent, but has terrible defense.

Now going into a more literal thought process...

(SPOILER WARNING!! Wano Arc events mentioned @vergina-spva don't read)

I'm at a toss between the Goro Goro no Mi and the Jiki Jiki no Mi. Eneru was able to forge gold with electricity, but Kid's awakened fruit has a similar ability with creating weapons with scrap, just not as refined - more hodgepodged. Kid's ability is limited to only magnetic metals (of which gold is not), but gold being as soft as it is, we don't know how far Eneru's ability can go which different metals. Though the Ark Maxim seemed to have a gold and glass engine, the pipes weren't as bright and yellow as Eneru's staff, so it could have been brass or copper, but it didn't look like iron or steel (I had to check the episodes for this). The Ark Maxim was built by Gan Fall's men though so there's also the possible that Eneru didn't forge any of that.

Disclaimer: I am not a scientist; I know nothing about physics. This is just what I can gather from many web searches over the past few years trying to figure out Kid's fruit for a fanfic I'm writing. It's all theoretical and more than likely inaccurate. No- scratch that. EXTREMELY inaccurate.

Kid's ability is based around electromagnetism and while similar to a Tesla coil (extremely unstable and radioactive btw, so terrible), I think his ability is more similar to Tony Stark's arc reactor (yeah, I'm going to mention other comic book universes a lot here). Kid produces his own magnetic field, can assign fields to others and can even produce an energy beam. 1 and 3 Iron Man can do. That's pretty damn powerful.

Kid's Damned Punk is an electromagnetic canon, essentially a railgun. But railguns are just really really fast slingshots if you think about it. They propel a projectile as speeds of up to Mach 7 - estimated around 5300mph or 8600kph. There's no gunpowder. Any explosion you see is the impact of the projectile blasting through its target. Railguns are unreliable in a sense that they breakdown with use and are very expensive to power and maintain. Says a lot about Kid as a person lol

The Arc Reactor's electromagnet does [insert science words] to make [science words] which turns [science words] into plasma [more science words] it's just a lot to take in okay. They took creative liberties and bent the laws of physics to make this work for Marvel. One Piece has no laws; it's an utter mess!! And I can approach this any way I want. It's devil magic. BASICALLY... the Iron Man suit's electromagnetic fields change atomic energy in plasma based particles that fuse together to create the repulsor rays (hand blasts) and uni-beam (chest blast). I can't explain it beyond that. I probably shouldn't have gotten so deep into this in the first place.

Looking at Iron Man's Repulsor Rays "are pulsed, laser-path guided, medium-density, plasma projectors, capable of generating a maximum concussive force of 150 pounds of TNT." From what we've seen in One Piece, so many characters have been hit with mortars and only walk away a bit dusty. Big Mom could have easily withstood this much TNT. I think Kid's awakened fruit is essentially an unrefined, not as strong arc reactor but his body can withstand it and that's why he doesn't explode.

I say the Jiki Jiki no Mi is more powerful than the Goro Goro no Mi, but it all comes down to who can charge more cellphones in a minute: Shazam or Iron Man. Though they'd both be able to power an entire city no problem.

Last but not least. The most powerful DF of them all.

Maito Maito no Mi

The Might Might Fruit is an amazing power. Without it, we'd all be dead. It's literally a friggin' powerhouse.

all hail the mighty mitochondria~

#it's puntastic #anon #devil fruit #eustass kid #nico robin #eneru #this is soooooooo long #over 2 hours to write #why the hell do i do this to myself #curse you anon #at least i didn't have to art anything #uuuuuuggggghhhhh #headcanons #not really though #more like inaccurate rambling #thanks so much anon #i really have to pee #doctor jokes #law would be proud #chopper too #wait no law would hate it #lol #jiki jiki no mi #goro goro no mi #hana hana no mi #BrainDeadAnswers #long post #holy shit this is so long

[socksolotl]

I support (Mr.) Qi's rights

and also,

Qi Rong's

#c'est ma vie #puntastic #i think i'm funny #stardew valley #gaming tag #mxtx #tgcf #qi rong

[beardedmrbean]

I am tired of hearing negative stories about today's youth. You might say I am on an all pro-teen diet.

#anonymous #puntastic

[tf2shipswag]

ROUND 1, MATCH 2

robin belongs to @puntastic-artist!! aarang belongs to @kisbunzies!! [no propaganda rules for robin, 1 rule for aarang: "Not many ! Just know he's korean and try not to mistake him for anything else"]

ABOUT OUR CONTESTANTS UNDER THE CUT!

ROBIN: - "So uh, my guy, Robin, they're a Non binary (he/they) scout who accidentally got cursed by merasmus to become a shape shifting octopus monster, but honestly he's having a fucking blast! Instead of carrying a bag like most scouts they carry a cooler full of bonk and occasionally a beer or three. They don't have a Mom and was raised by their adopted Dad (a BLU spy named Francis) and has no idea what he's doing. He joined RED to pay his college debt, he's a forensic scientist! They're 26 years old, and have a boyfriend named Levi! He's even got a tattoo of his name on his wrist" - "I have no clue he's just a silly guy"

AARANG: - "He's super hot and emo" - "He's not actually from the 1900s like the rest of mercs but is actually an ex kpop star that accidentally time traveled . also he's gumiho (nine tailed fox) and he didn't notice. Also he's made a deal with a demon whose just his cat now. Also he's bestirs with scout and they do foolish activities. He's also bisexual also(i could talk about him forever)"

#tf2octourney #tf2ocpolls #tf2 puntastic artist robin #tf2 kisbunzies aarang kyung #tf2 kisbunzies the witch #tf2 ocs #poll tournament

[rudnitskaia]

Me and my husband, both ill, watch a funny video.

Me, coughing: Gosh, it gets worse when I laugh.

Husband: It's ok. You were just hit by a circus cough-liope.

Me, wheezing between uncontrollable laughs and coughs: ...*cough*ritical hit...!

#wheeeeeze #i literally can't breathe #i swear someday i'll die laughing #me and my husband #puns #bad puns #terrible puns #heldig life stories #puntastic #jokes and memes

[spookberry]

Drew myself as a Monster High Character for Funsies <3 (im a ghost)

#monster high #my art #it me #fanart #normal names arent puntastic like monster high names are #so i just added my url in so it was more of a pun on that #S. Berry? literally just Spookberry

[favouritefi]

Tag idea: Purror and Erebark?

OH I LOVE THIS OHHHH THANK YOU STEALING THIS YES YES

#thank you pun giving anon for this gift #puntastic #Purror and Erebark

[robinsawesomeblog]

Hello! This is a silly little ask blog created by me @puntastic-artist my OC Robin! Here's a few set up rules!

Please do not ask Robin about events in the comics as he knows nothing about them.

Keep it SFW. No NSFW asks will be tolerated

Please keep topics of pro shipping out of here. I do not condone it nor do I like it. I find it disgusting pro shippers do not interact with this blog please.

This is not an RP blog, please do not RP with Robin

Blog and OC interactions are Free free to drop in and say hi!

Without further ado, please say hello to the octopus man!

#tf2 #tf2 scout #tf2 scout oc #tf2 oc #ask blog #oc #oc ask blog #tf2octourney #tf2ocpropaganda #tf2 puntastic artist robin

[shimyereh]

The game of pilota, pelota vasca, pelote basque, or — one might say — “Basque-etball”.

#words words words #puntastic silliness

[brenshor]

Crimson: *twirling her nunchucks* Ava: So I guess this makes you a nunja Ava: Ava: Ow

#puntastic #ava loves puns #at great risk to her health #warrior nun #ava silva #sister crimson

[halflingcaravan]

Goth…

Visigoth…

#dad joke #yes I would tell a pun that bad #puntastic #if it doesn’t hurt it wasn’t a good enough pun

[socksolotl]

anyone here heard of filling a small watercraft with fish eggs?

it's a lesser-known technique to roe a boat.

#c'est ma vie #puntastic #i think i'm funny

[all-or-nothing-baby]

kitcat jimmy novak thinks we should give the steven knight adaptation of what is arguably dicken's finest a whirl... he loves both period dramas and swearing, so you could say he has. great expectations

#oh go on then #cassidy towers #which is the height of hilarity bc i live in a basement flat lol #as is my puntastic caption i think you'll find #great expectations #steven knight #charles dickens #little jimmy novak #cassidy tales

[pers-books]

This ginger cat is singing Bohemian Catsody, no doubt!

#Cat #Silly Kitty #Puntastic Silliness

[rudnitskaia]

If I ever say that I want to draw a violin one more time please just shoot me out of mercy.

Let's stop the violince together! 🤣

#at least not the piano #god gorbid to draw the piano #or sax #brrrr #nonononono #never #no saxes #not on my watch #*ptsd noises* #*suddenly understands that one of the main characters in her visual novel is the saxophonist and starts to bang her head against the wall* #heldig life stories #puns #bad puns #terrible puns #puntastic

[simple-seranade]

Also if you want more lore

Either

A) tango metal came from his hand getting trapped in machinery when he worked in OSHA violation Machinist Factory and he was the smallest so he had to fix it while ya know it was still on. Can’t stop production baby. Scar is a lawyer in this au solely because it pays well and sued the company until they gave enough money for a very expensive and new bionic arm.

B) He loses it in the train crash/ambush having him be one handed for a bit and be cared for by Jimmy before he collects objects that was throw in the surrounding area around Tumble Town to homemake a bionic arm.

oh the poor tango-

either way, our boy is just going through it, holy crap.

… also he’s totally the type to ask “do you need a hand?” while holding out his arm or something. scares jimmy half to death the first time he does it.

#rainbowchaox asks #hes probably puntastic imo #have i mentioned i love this au #because i love this au #also lawyer scar is a big brain concept and i love it