ryusei: i know that my face is gorgeous but please try to focus on what i'm saying here
chifuyu, this close to punching him in the face: it's not it, really, i was thinking about how much i hate you
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my latina mom: europeans are so sensitive to the heat, their hot weather is dry! they would not last a day in our humid weather :/
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Ngl, one of the funniest thing to have come out of season 4 is the sudden popularity of the "Michael Wheeler i know what you are" tag.
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what do I contribute? to anyone? they say your worth isn't in what you accomplish, but what if you're nothing? a hollow shell taking up space and resources. every time I try to make something, or speak, or do anything, it fails. in some way, it fails. what's even the point?
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academic bias is so funny because you’ll be reading about the same historical event and one person is like “Despite the troubles that befell his homeland and near constant criticism of the court King Blorbo remained strong in the face of adversity” and the other one is like “after letting his people carry the brunt of his cringefail decisions Blorbo the Shitface refused to listen to any reason and continued to be a warmongering piece of shit. Also he was ugly.”
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Do any of you ever wonder if Camp Half-Blood accidentally brought in a demigod of a different pantheon before?
This would be especially hilarious if it happens sometime after The Last Olympian/Heroes of Olympus, where the gods are required to claim their kids quickly.
A whole day passes, and the new demigod needs to sleep in the Hermes Cabin and Percy is furious. Meanwhile, the Greek Gods are pointing at each other and shouting, contacting the most obscure of mini gods. Chaos erupts on Olympus as every deity in Greek Mythology is called upon and interrogated. Hermes hasn't run around so much in centuries.
Hecate sits in silence, fully aware of what's happening, but enjoying the show too much to intervene.
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The Boiling rock in a nutshell
Y'know, this was supposed to be posted next week but I've decided that gay month deserves to start out a lil fruity
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i entertain myself by looking at reviews of the scariest games ever made on yt only to have it show me some guy walking through a house while the least scary ghosts possible try to scare him
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The number of white, ostensibly liberal male political pundits insisting that elections in the Biden/post-Dobbs era are just Completely Unpredictable and Wild sure is something, huh.
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