#it’s not canon

[stydiaownsmyheart]

Ok everyone hear me out. We ignore the movie like we did with 6B.

#teen wolf #stydia #teen wolf the movie #it’s not canon #scott mcall #stiles stilinski #mccall pack

[katsuizu-stuff]

Wish this was real 😔

#this is fake #it’s not canon #izuku midoriya #bakugo katuski #bakudeku #bkdk

[tokillamockingbird427]

Reason Elias likes butterflies is because his wife did btw. It’s canon.

#it’s not canon #call of duty ghosts #elias walker #mrs. walker

[bowiebond]

Eddie liking flower pressing, jewellery making and making art is something that can be so personal—

#it’s not canon #but I want it to be #cause the idea of Eddie making a million bookmarks out of flowers #or twine necklaces and charm bracelets #is so precious #he’s so creative #DIYs everything in his closet cause he can’t help himself #hyper fixates on patch making and charcoal art #I love him #Eddie munson #stranger things #*cough* autistic Eddie munson *cough* #his special interest outside his music is arts and crafts #and his love language is gift giving <3

[graycious-tea]

I need someone to tell me exactly how the prank plays out in choices because I refuse to take the prank as canon but I really really wanna read that fic

#wolfstar #jegulus #the prank #i refuse #it’s not canon #choices #choices by messermoon #messermoon #do they have tumblr? #do I @ them?? #idk #but someone help

[beroebluejeans]

evolutionary psychology is the omegaverse of evolutionary biology

#it’s not canon #and fine if you want to get off to it #but not a good life philosophy

[soulmatesonandoffscreen]

Reminder that AU Sam and Dean are just wandering around Argentina and we’re supposed to just be ok with that. They are on Earth and just walking around, living lives. And we’re supposed to forget they exist.

It’s been awhile since I wanted to bitch slap the SPN writers. Also a giant fuck you to Jensen and his wife for starting an origin show that is literally fanfiction and has zero ties to canon. You’re back on my list, Ackles.

#I’m mad again #the Losechesters #it’s not canon #I’d expect more of Jensen but he’s becoming the trash that is his swamp queen of a wife #anti Danneel #anti jenneel #*gags* #anti SPN #i shouldn’t waste my time on giving fucks anymore #i will never forgive him

[sourstiless]

evan buckley has adhd

#it’s not canon #but it’s basically canon #i mean have you seen him ??? #evan buckley

[apollos-boyfriend]

And ren and Martyn.

IS THAT CANON THO. like i love treebark i Personally think they are in gay love but like. is it canon. ren and doc are on there for basically begging people to ship them together and ren asking doc to “have his puppies” or whatever his phrasing was. are ren and martyn on that level or are they just deeply homoerotic

#muse talk #anon #THATS THE DISTINCTION WE NEED TO MAKE #i didn’t connect tntduo because while they’re fruitier than a smoothie shop #it’s not CANON #not both ways anyways. idk what the fuck cquackity has going on #so i need to know if there’s something like them calling each other their husband/romantic partner #being soulmates going on dates etc

[couldnt-think-of-a-funny-name]

when I was a little kid at some point I got upset with my parents because I didn't have a crucifix in my bedroom and they did- I was like why do YOU get to be safe from vampires??? you're okay with me getting my blood sucked???? so we took a little trip to the catholic store but the one closest to us was run by a group of nuns that had been moved here from romania. I got a little baby pink cross and this sweet old nun was like 'aww, is this a baptism gift?' and I was like no. I need to be protected from vampires. and she immediately got SO serious and was like 'this is the best one we've got, you'll definitely be safe' and since she was literally from vampire land I was convinced she was like, van helsing. like the whole time my parents had been laughing about how cute my fear was but she literally Knew dracula and was taking my concerns seriously I held this over my parents for so long lmfao

#canon moments tbh #molly mumbles #lol

[beesleeps]

thinking about how senshi, chilchuck, and mithrun would all be around the same age if they were all the same race is so funny

just 3 middle aged men going through a midlife crisis who play divorced dad rock while senshi teaches mithrun how to make lasagna

#dungeon meshi #mithrun #senshi #chilchuck #chilchuck tims #fr senshi and mithrun should be besties post canon

[surprisearson]

Favorite bit of adventurers bible lore is that Marcille was a researcher developing new healing magic before she joined the party but then learned all the offensive spells we see her use in a single day. Insane behavior. Imagine knowing the top med student in the country and one day she drops out of her cancer research program and perfects the art of making pipe bombs in 24 hours.

#the party canonically doesnt care but it would be funny to see other characters reactions #shes a genius shes insane she stopped her magical studies to hang out with her childhood crush #marcille donato #dungeon meshi #dunmeshi #dungeon meshi spoilers

[andyoullhearitagain]

Everyone gives Sherlock Holmes a hard time about being mean about Watson's writing, but honestly imagine you told your roommate "sure, you can write up an account of my work for the newspaper," thinking it would be like, about the murder, but then he publishes it and it's 90% about you, as a person, and it's a huge hit and now everyone in London knows that you hoard newspapers and do cocoaine when you're depressed. Because I think you'd be little miffed too.

#sherlock holmes #acd holmes #acd canon #john watson #holy run-on sentence batman

[ahfrickenfrick]

nightwing being hurt in the field, and over comms he can’t get out what was wrong, nearly in shock, and jason puts on his best batman™️ voice and says “robin, report.”

and it snaps dick out of it enough to say concussion, possible broken ribs, and a gash in his side.

no one talks about it, and then a year later, damian does the same thing to tim

#THIS WAS HIDING IN MY DRAFTS WTF I LOVE IT #my best work is most hidden smh smh #dc comics #batman #dc #dick grayson #jason todd #tim drake #damian wayne #nightwing #red hood #red robin #dc robin #batfamily #head canon #headcanon #batbros

[huyandere]

kensplained for those who need it

#barbie #barbie 2023 #barbie movie #barbie the movie #ken barbie #the fact that this is canon

[askalastorblog]

The amount of joy human alastor and his mother gives me should be illegal

https://twitter.com/_nedned_x

#hazbin hotel alastor #credit to artist #not mine #hazbin hotel #alastor #canon because i said so #mamas boy #mother #human alastor #alastor the radio demon #hazbin hotel fanart #smile