#it’s hot as balls outside

[brattybottomdyke]

i need this day to start over. or just be over 😩

#my back is fucking killing me #it’s hot as balls outside #people have been quite irritating at work today #and one of my pieces of equipment that i literally need to register every single patient that walks through the door isn’t working properly #can i have a do over please? #bottom.spm

[lets-all-calm-down-a-bit]

chapter 13 of my fic in a nutshell

#sorry guys #its hot outside in this scene #thats why they're sweating balls #south park #southpark #sp #sp kyle #kyle brovlofski #sp stan #stan marsh #sp style #kyle x stan #stan x kyle #cloby’sshit

[robotsandramblings]

Hunter whistling. Crosshair tongue clicking. that is all.

#should not be affecting me this much. and yet #jesus christ these pixelated men have me firmly by the balls don't they #crosshair #hunter #the bad batch #star wars #HOT DAMN #in case it's unclear i mean when crosshair clicked his tongue to call batcher to send her outside in ep 4

[lavenderedhoney]

My princess has gotten braver about asking me to touch her pussy and it's really sweet. Fingered her while she was standing up till she needed to collapse in my arms and then I propped my knee up between her legs and it made her gasp so I had her straddle me properly and ride my thigh till she'd cum 3 times. I used to make her grind her pussy on my thigh like that a lot more and I need to bring it back bc she's so pretty when she cums like that. 🥰

(This post is about trans + lesbian sex. DNI if you: are a cishet man, are under 18, do not have your age on your blog, or post ageplay, rape fantasies, dykebreaking or misgendering content)

#its the first time shes done that when shes on top and it was so sexy #every other time weve ever done it like that i was on top of her #i told her she can ride my thigh whenever she needs bc it was so hot #it made her very flustered #but i love. LOVE when she gets needy like that its so sweet and so sexy #her pussy is so soft. she gets sad sometimes that she cant get wet and tight for me but i love it the way it is #i love the light dusting of hair on it #i love the little seam that runs down it from her balls to her ass #i love how sensitive it is #how i can make her moan with the lightest tiniest of pets #i love pressing my fingers into it and fucking her g spot from the outside #or using my tongue #its all literally perfect #i think its probably similar to how sometimes i wish i had a biodick to fuck her with. its not really dysphoria #i just wish i could feel her like that #text #baby 💖 #lesbian nsft #sapphic nsft #wlw nsft #nblw nsft #trans nsft #t4t nsft

[peppermintdaze]

drew this to celebrate the first ‘sweating my ass off’ of the summer

also because it’s funny

#art #artwork #my art #artists on tumblr #digital artist #trolls band together #trolls original character #trolls art #trolls #mount rageous #mount rageon oc #summer #god it’s so hot outside #hot as balls #not the ocs #siblings

[valentinesparda]

hey mutuals you get shitty coord pics [ they/it ]

#i wish i had a way to show off my new tattoo without being obnoxious about it but its on my leg lol #no makeup its balls hot outside and i hate it #it me

[tvisnoton]

on tha search for a poe kinnie.....

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #bungo gay dogs #ranpo bsd #poe bsd #edgar allan poe bsd #ranpo edogawa #ranpoe bsd #bsd poe #anyways #boungo stray dogs #poe kinnie #im a ranpo kinnie #so we're destined #come kiss me poe kinnies #jk #or am i #anyways its hot as BALLS outside

[nordic-language-love]

english has a perfectly good word for shinkansen (bullet train) and yet no english speakers here seem to use it they literally all just say shinkansen

#there are a lot of words where we do actually have an english word but most people use the japanese word #but there are subtle differences between the english and the japanese so it makes sense #like genkan #you could translate that as an entry way or an entrance hall #but entry way could be inside or outside and entrance hall suggests a separate room #whereas genkan is specifically the area in a building where you take your shoes off #it's rarely a separate room it's usually just a small area #and then there's onigiri #you could say rice balls but that suggests they're spherical and they're not #onsen is another one #you could say hot spring but that doesn't cover the fact it's a resort/spa area #but shinkansen... it's a bullet train. that's what we call it in english. there's no small differences #i guess bc (a) shinkansen is easier to say and (b) no english signs here say bullet train they all say shinkansen

[angelnumber27]

#no literally #me as a child #all the neighborhood kids were boys and we would play outside #I’d watch them playing football with their shirts off and just take mine off too bc I’m like ya bro we soon sports! no shirts!!! #and I remember not getting in trouble but basically just getting a sweetie you can’t do that you’re not a boy #I was like what the fuxk you MEAN I can’t do that?????!!!?!!?? #I was devastated #LOL #quenlin blackwell #but like who tf cared I didn’t have tiddies like I didn’t get it #I bet that looked so funny to the neighbors like me and 7 boys playin fuckin wiffle ball all without shirts #ITS HOT AFFFFF HERE BITCH IT WASNT FAIR #anyways… #upload #video

[faildyke]

merry christmas but only to the people who never related to christmas movies because what snow?? it’s hot as balls outside

#/j of course merry Christmas to all who celebrate :) #but it really is hot as balls outside

[cerbreus]

Perhaps I underestimated how much 80°f would do me in for a 5 mile hike lmfao

#im so sweatyyy #also even tho i brought a lotta water i might be getting heat stroke from being in the sun for 6 hours straight #im loving it though its so niceeee ❤️💕💕 #i found some pretty rocks too!!! and a fossil :D #i do hope it cools back down though bc if its this hot now in april i might not be able to be outside much this summer #when it gets into the 90s-100s here its humid as balls and not nearly as nice as balls #my stuff

[xxradzxx]

Incase you wanted to see an Aquabats Super Show Cuff today:)

I made this over 2 months ago wow that's a while

#Aquabats #The aquabats #the aquabats super show #Kandi #kandi kid #kandi cuff #Also I unironicaly wore my Aquabats sweatshirt today #Even though it was hot as balls outside tho

[gin-juice-tonic]

I personally recommend going zoomie-mode and dashing around the house like a madman. Great for clearing the mind

my apartment only has room to jog in place im afraid

#i could go outside but its hot as balls out! #ask stuff

[tricolorhichew]

The um. The. Us. Perhaps.

#marj art. mart if you will. #bfdi #bfdi snowball #bfdi oc #self insert #bfb #tpot #self ship #oc x canon #its hot as balls outside rn

[jmkho]

✨️BAJA-A-BULE✨️

#gvf #greta van fleet #josh gvf #josh kiszka #RHE WAY HE FUCKING SAID IT #been quiet today because i did a Journaling day with a friend twas fun had some laughs lots of cute coffee drinks hot as balls outside tho #ugh

[music-for-them-asses]

I'm thinking of wearing my leather jacket tonight... but what if it's too hot in the venue?? They don't have a coat check 😑

#personal #the pain of going to concerts in Texas during winter. Knowing it's freezing outside but you'll be hot as balls inside #almost no one here has coat checks which makes no sense!!!