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i finally got home btw. eating eggy rice and then taking a shot of nyquil and going tf to bed

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

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Movie night with your F/O!!

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#you can only choose between chars counterattack and the green knight. #text

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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character

#the snow expert. and the sanji expert. ofc #text

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dramatic spike in quality shows you who my real fav (that I have drawn many times before) really is. sorry bad girl

#val.txt #more little con prep prints

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store across from the kiosk is playing one of the songs off of my playlist for cade I'm gonna lose my mind

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I just have. 2 and a half more hours at work but I feel like I've been here for three days

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i love having mutuals who are the authority on a specific fictional character

#god youll always be the rex mutual to me #are we mutuals....idk but we are in my heart #text

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PLEASE GOD SOMEONE DREW TRAVIS WITH HIS PANTS BARELY ON HIS HIPS AND HIS SHIRT IS TOO SHORT IM GOING TO BLOW A GASKET

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travis gets his hairline back over the game timeline which I think is pretty funny. he can afford rogaine now

#val.txt #boy takes his biotin pills. so proud of him.

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saw art of travis shirtless, rabid, and covered in blood. I need him embarrassingly bad

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oh I might be annoying today because I just woke up and I feel about as bad as I did yesterday, which means I'm probably actually sick, so I'm bringing all of my meds up to work because I have to do a 10 hour open to close shift :')

#val.txt #halfway tempted to just sit all day on the counter but. wehh. #yeah after sleeping with nyquil in my system i still feel like garbage (i feel a bit better but mostly the same) #so im just gonna take my advils and benadryls up to work and hope and pray that i get fucking better #because i legitimately do not have someone who can come in to cover for me LOL #so i guess its draw time for more con prints. and maybe something for myself

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every once in a while I will have to take nyquil and each time I do I forget how horrible it tastes. anyways everyone say nighty night valentine

#'10% alcohol content is pussy numbers' says the dude who cant handle a single can of seagrams at 3.5% #val.txt

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#:) #text

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Val, I need you to know I just watched Kingsglaive and oh??? My god? Oh my god???

YEAH BUDDY IT SURE IS AN EXPERIENCE I have watched it enough times to quote it. I know that movie inside and out. saddest shit I ever did see

like I'll say it isn't a perfect movie at all but it's fun and it adds context to the game that was missing (i e. fall of lucis) but the kingsglaive themselves are so fucking rad. drautos is so fucking rad. the OLD WALL WITH ALL THE KINGS COMING IN AND KICKING ASS!!!! I also love all of the luna moments we get, that's my baby!!!!

and now you know The Horrors I experience in my ship with nyx (good boy that he is, aaron paul speaks freely in my mind) but I will refrain from speaking on the matters (i am obsessed with him)

UMM if you get the chance to (I doubt it's still active but) FFXV comrades was released shortly after FFXV and it lets you create a kingsglaive character that you can use all manner of weapons with, you get to have your ass beat by gladio and aranea 👁️👄👁️ along with other canon characters of course. now it's a separate entity that you have to pay for but small price to pay for self insert shenanigans

#asks #adri tag #HEE HEE i put kingsglaive on in the bg a lot when im home alone

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I've been doing con prep the past few weeks so here are my stickers and comm examples, as well as the start of some tiny hand drawn prints I'll try to sell :3

#val.txt #if i dont say positive things ill feel even more like garbage so please. take these. #i have more to do 😭😭

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masc term likers imagine your f/o reading classics for whatever reason, maybe they just want to catch up on them or just found the book recently and found it interesting i don’t know. but as you’re trying not to disturb their reading session and wish them a quick good night, they just absentmindedly make a reference to one of their books saying “good night, sweet prince.” either with their usual tone of voice or in a silly fancy kind and it makes you freeze on the spot or makes you drop to your knees on the floor immediately, killing you

#EGADS *yamcha death pose* #text