#it was a

[ouzel-time]

Caught a brownsnake today and briefly brought it inside to show my dad, at which point it decided it was the perfect time to secrete its Stinky Defensive Booty Oil all over the carpet.

#it was a #DeKay's Brown Snake #Storeria #herpetology #dont worry i released him into the meadow on the other side of the fence #snakes #herpblr

[myfriendstoldmenotto]

So fanfiction has made me have a sexuality crisis… again

Srsly tho this hasn’t occurred in almost 10 years and idk how to feel about it pretty much happening twice

#idk how to handle this #lgbtq #help #it was a #the magnus archives #ao3 fanfic #sex positive asexual Jon #he completely described my feelings in it????? #like #I didn’t need this #I like being bi #but i think #I may be ace or demi too????? #help lgbt side of tumblr #I thought I had this figured out #panicking #lgbtq community #lgbtqia

[kcyars189]

#TSTheErasTourSydney via #@taylorsrep13 #february 23 #The moment the crowd realized #it was a #‘Should’ve Said No’ x #‘You’re Not Sorry’ #mash-up remix #for surprise song one of #Sydney Night 2! #Taylor 😂😭 #Instagram #taylor swift #the eras tour #sydney night 1 #the eras tour sydney #eras tour #taylorswift #backstage #taylor and travis #travis kelce #candids

[rowenas-my-fave-child]

Not someone at school praying for me bc I had a band shirt on with a goat that had a knife and blood on it 😭

#it was funny tho #but also what the fuck #like bestie rly said 🙏 #goat #it was a #ajj #shirt #I was like #do u pray every time u see a goat #and he said yes😭 #I think #like does bestie turn the barn into a church or what

[frog-with-a-knife]

POV: You're laughing because the fictional version of you has that tasty ass angsty fanfics and you're just like "lmao yeah I wanna die too we have so much in common"

#suicide tw #thoughts of frog #this is only half a joke #referring to a fanfic i read on ao3 once that i cant remember the name of #it was a #wait for it #p4 fic #it was pretty much just like 10k words of Yosuke being a fucked up depression sandwich and im just sitting here like #num num num

[shurveer]

Nvm i am depressed

#Again #It was a #Momentary happiness #Transient #Temporary #Fleeting even

[willbyersabyss]

No because Will knew exactly how long it had been since he moved. “These past few months she’s been so lost without you.” He said months, not the past year. Mike is the one who brought up how it’s been a year. “You knew for like a year and you didn’t tell me.” Mike was exaggerating how long it’s been to make Will seem like the bad guy for keeping a secret for that long. Will flipped this on him and used the same exaggeration to get Mike back. “You called maybe a couple times. It’s been a year, Mike.” He knew it had only been a few months, but he was being petty just like Mike was.

So basically: I love snarky Will and would like to see more in s5 thank you

#it was a #oh has it really been that long? then why didn’t you call me? #GET HIMMM #byler

[cheeseanonioncrisps]

Treat yourself with care and understanding. Try to catch yourself before you fall, or at least to find yourself a softer landing.

Love's a skill— so why not keep your hand in? Practice on yourself is still helpful. Treat yourself with care and understanding.

It's a cramped and careless world we're crammed in. To hate yourself helps nobody at all. Try to give yourself a softer landing.

Don't be another wave upon the stranding. Don't join the shrieking voices in the squall. Be the voice of care and understanding.

Those who hate themselves change not a damned thing. Your mind cannot be beaten into thrall, and there's no moral superiority in crash landing.

Who taught you ‘putting up with’ was a grand thing? Who told you ‘making better’ was feeble? Tell them: “fuck off!” with care and understanding.

And then go find them all a softer landing.

#HA YOU FOOLS #you thought it was a simple motivational text post! #when in FACT #it was a #SNEAKY VILLANELLE!!! #MWAHAHAHA! #poetry #my writing #but seriously #be kind to yourself

[istanbulite]

again i slept 5 hoursss rlly hating it today

#pov: u see me at work #su.txt #fcking help #it was a #bad idea #having yogurt

[spideyspeaches]

I read a fic 10 mins ago and closed the tab cause I'm stupid and now the fic is gone :D poof :D vanished :D AND I CAN'T FIND IT IN THE TAGS EITHER T_T muy triste :(

#kriti talks #it was a #max verstappen x leclerc!reader #enemies to lovers sorta

[ekittensynesthesia]

smokin in the old corolla …. rip my baby

#I miss my car #so much #it was a #99 Toyota Corolla #me #ekittensynesthesia #tumblr girls #girls who sell content #girls who smoke #girls who do lines

[kkglinka]

A bird just landed on my leg by accident, abruptly realized I was a human holding very still, jumped to fence rail two feet away and side-eyed me. Like, what? You're the buffoon who sat on me

#kkglinka goes postal #had to double check #it was a #carolina wren

[g0ff1k-b4b3-555]

some picz from the best night of my life X3 <3

#it was a #mcr tribute #but the guy sang JUST LIKE GERARD #2000s emo #emo #early emo #2012 aesthetic #emo scene #scenemo #emo aesthetic #i miss 2013 #emo kid #emo blog #emo girl #emocore #g0ff1k b4b3 555 #emo revival #scene kid #scemo #old emo #scene nostalgia #concert #mcr cover #concert pics

[maple-seas]

i'm just manic enough rn on my sparkling energy drink to show you guys all of my beanies

#i'm vibrating like a funny little mcdonald's toy #it was a #strawberry guava sparkling energy drink #i like them a lot #but jesus christ do not drink these on an empty stomach #i feel like i'm going to see god

[clayrefelloffthecliff]

Waitress at the restaurant thought I didn't get her princess Leia reference about my hair and now I'm left wondering if it's because I looked exceptionally young (I'm 27) or because I was having lunch with my parents.

#it was a #can I take princess Leias order first #and I wanted my dad to order first so I was like haha no please start with him #and she was like lol betcha didn't get that reference #you mean a reference to one of the most popular sci-fi film franchises? #how young do I look?

[calilk]

the wilbur drought is over and i simultaneously lost my bid for splatoon 3 on ebay

#it was a #YIPPPEEEE!!!!! #and #..yippee… #moment #wilbur soot #liveblogging #cal original