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simpforchuchu · 1 year

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POV You are dating Yuken and you are from Oya High (Todoroki Faction)

Your Insta 🌟

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Y/n How can he be so gorgeous? @/odajima ♥️

|| tsuji eXCUSE ME ???

--》shibaman A RED HEART ???? WHAT THE HELL GIRL ?!?

--》y/n I can explain ehehe :)

--》tsuji Explain then ?

--》y/n or i cant 🤭

|| todoroki Y/n pick up your phone. Now.

--》y/n no you are scary

|| fujio That was definitely unexpected but congrats y/n-chan 🥰

--》y/n Fujioo 😭😭💕

|| yasushi Does that mean that we cant beat those skinheads ???

--》y/n uhm...we can always fight bro dont worry

--》yasushi ok then. Congratulations sis 🤢

--》y/n thanks bro 🤕😌

--》yasushi you little shit

|| shidaken you gotta be kidding... sachio will definitely kill us this time...

--》y/n Sachio-san loves me more than you bro ?

--》shidaken yeah he loves you not odajima...

--》y/n 😶

|| odajima ❤

--》y/n ❤

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Y/n Jamuo sent this pic and told that they are waiting for me... literally like this...

|| tsukasa it is not just them who are waiting for you

--》y/n tsukasa-kuun 😭

--》tsukasa we are waitin...

--》y/n coming 😔

|| binzo they look angry

--》y/n yeah because they are :(

--》binzo they are right btw terrible taste

--》y/n shut up

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Y/n they literally interrogated me for an hour but i guess they've accepted it now...

|| tsukasa as long as you are happy....

--》y/n 🥺💕

--》tsukasa 😌💕

|| todoroki if that bastard breaks your heart...

--》y/n i knoow 😭💕💕

--》odajima you know well if i do, she will kick my ass

--》todoroki exactly.

--》y/n 😃😃

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Y/n literally 5 minutes before tsuji&shiba duo ruined our date 🥲❤

|| fujio what did they do this time

--》y/n shiba ate my apple pie 😭 and tsuji told yuken embrassing old stories 😃

--》fujio at least you are still cute :/

--》y/n thanks? ig...

|| odajima dont worry angel, i still love you ❤

--》y/n ilyt ❤

--》tsuji angel ? NŞHLŞRLDLDLF

--》shibaman do you even know what she does to us when she is angry ???

--》y/n you two idiots shut up or i kill you both 🤗

|| jinkawa dont spoil him too much y/n-chan...

--》y/n how cant i ??? Just look at him HE IS ADORABLE 😭😭😭

--》shidaken 🤮🤮🤮

--》odajima you being jealous 💕

--》sachio yes they are

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Y/n my biggest supporter 🥺 best leader 😭💕

|| fujio always. 💕💕

--》y/n 🥺💕

|| tsukasa who took this pic?

--》nakagoshi me

|| todoroki because you are dumb and he is dumber

--》y/n i thought TSUJI&SHIBAMAN WERE DUMB AND DUMBER 😭😭

--》tsuji 🤡🤡

--》shibaman ...

|| odajima fujio-kun looks cute here 😄

--》y/n i know ldşfşsşlxşd

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Y/n like old days... ofc todoroki couldnt stand us and left...

|| fujio why

--》y/n cause like i said tsuji&shiba are dumber than us bro 🤜

--》fujio broo 🤛

|| todoroki everday im asking myself why im your friend...

--》y/n so could you find the reason

--》todoroki no

--》shibaman at least he accepted that he is our friend

|| odajima todoroki-kun definetly loves you guys but he will never accept it

--》y/n i know

--》todoroki shut up

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Y/n YOU ALL NEED TO SEE THIS PIC THAT YUKEN JUST SENT ME!!!! @/todoroki ???

|| todoroki as you can see we are just fishing ? Im not steling your boyfriend calm down 😒😒

--》y/n dude you were literally gonna beat the shit out of me a few months ago FOR DATING HIM ???

--》todoroki yeah he is not that bad

|| odajima babe didn't you like the pic ?

--》y/n no it is not that... never mind... 🔥❤

--》odajima ahsjhwhsjw ❤

|| tsuji y/n-chan definitely will burn the school this time

--》y/n did you know that they went fishing TOGETHER ???

--》shibaman no

--》todoroki it is not a big deal...

--》shibaman you even dont take us and y/n-chan when you go fishing ?

--》y/n but he is taking my boyfriend...

--》todoroki cause you 3 are too noisy and annoying...

--》y/n mean.

--》shibaman mean.

--》tsuji mean.

--》todoroki ...

|| fujio cool pic 😎😎

--》odajima thanks man

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Y/n i cant fix him cause im insane too... happiest birthday to my babe 🥺❤ ilysm ❤ @/odajima

|| odajima ❤

--》y/n ❤

|| tsukasa happy birthday odajima-kun 🙏

--》odajima thanks man 🙏

|| tsuji you never celebrated our bdays like this...

--》y/n i literally made a fckn cake last year for you

--》shibaman we want bday pic

--》y/n im so done with you two...

--》shibaman yeah todoroki says that everyday too

|| mercy it is still weird to see you two dating but happy birthday to Yuken-kun 🍰🌟

--》y/n sometimes it is weird even for us too...

--》odajima thanks bro

|| todoroki when and who took this pic

--》y/n a few days ago and me... why ?

--》todoroki so you were in Housen when i called you ?

--》todoroki i will take this as a yes...

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Y/n because of his old dudes attacked tsuji&shiba, he doesnt let me walk alone... nice to have strong friends :D 💕

|| todoroki if something happens to you housen will kill us 💕

--》y/n i thought you love me for a second 💔

--》todoroki no i dont.

|| tsuji you didn't have to write it here

--》y/n :D

|| fujio he looks happy :D

--》y/n i know :D

|| odajima babe everyone knows you dont need protection...

--》y/n yeah but annoying todoroki-kun is more fun

--》odajima sometimes i feel really sorry for him

--》todoroki yeah me too...

--》y/n you are my boyfriend... 😭😭

|| todoroki when did you even take this pic ?

--》y/n idk but you look handsome here

--》todoroki thanks.

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Y/n he made me his personal photographer but i love him. 😍❤

|| odajima i look more handsome when you take the photos 💕

--》y/n what can i say... it is a god-given talent

--》odajima yeah yeah whatever

|| fujio i need a photographer too

--》y/n idc find tsukasa

--》tsukasa no, thanks.

--》fujio ☹☹

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deathmetalunicorn1 · 1 year

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Can I ask for some hcs for Jack the ripper? Please 🥺 you don't have to, also I love love your work<3

Omg Anon- you made me so happy with your comment! I gotchu!

General HCs

-This man is a very clean individual, except when involved with ‘certain’ activities involving bladed weapons.

-His clothes are always clean, crisp and ironed, his shoes polished, and never leaves his home without a handkerchief tucked in his breast pocket.

-He knows how to sew as he has to mend his own clothes, to avoid questions with tailors, and he has stitched himself up more than once, as he couldn’t easily go to the hospital with his wounds, covered in blood that’s not his own.

-Very fashionable! He always wears the latest trends and is a fashion icon around his neighborhood as the dandiest man around.

-Is a tea fanatic, tea time is the most important time of his day and if he’s even a minute late, his mood can turn foul.

-Can easily tell different tea flavors apart, blindfolded, and he prefers British tea flavors.

-Does. Not. Like. Coffee! He finds the taste too bitter and doesn’t like the way it makes him feel. He does, however, enjoy coffee cake, mainly because it has no coffee in it.

-It is canon that he is a good baker! He makes a mean apple pie!

-Is an early riser and has a very strict morning routine: irons his clothes and polishes his shoes, washes his face, combs his hair, grooming his mustache and trimming if necessary, then breakfast with tea while reading the newspaper.

-If there are any articles in the newspaper about him, he cuts them out and has two scrapbooks so far with articles about him.

-Enjoys reading and is very intelligent, can hold intellectual conversations for hours, as long as those he are speaking with can keep up with the conversation.

-Knows how to play chess and is very good, but will purposely throw the match sometimes depending on who his opponent is, mainly children who ask to play against him.

-Knows how to play the piano and the violin, but he is more talented on the piano.

-Knows how to waltz and ballroom dance.

Romance HCs

-A gentleman through and through, he will bow and peck the back of your hand at every meeting you have, even when he wakes beside you, he always greets you with fondness in his eyes.

-His flirting is smooth and effortless, delivered with no hesitation.

-“May I have the pleasure of making you tea every day for the rest of our lives?”

-Will put music on and pull you into his arms to waltz with you at random parts of the day around your home. Has danced with you in public many times and doesn’t care if others are staring. While dancing, the only thing he focuses on is you.

-When out and about he will always offer you his arm to escort you and insists on it, so you don’t get separated, will always open the door for you, and makes sure you are the furthest from the road.

#record of ragnarok #ror x reader #ror jack the ripper

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cannedbabs · 1 year

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Maybe headcanons for a Jack Horner x reader, but the reader was the original Little Miss Muffet, and turns out she was bffs with Jack when they younger, and it’s good to know, she’s also very evil too!

I feel like her whole thing is that she has an army of spiders, and she had a huge spider that’s like really big that she can ride on, and it’s the spider from her story, but the spider was the same one as the itsy-bitsy spider- so she calls for Itsy to beat someone’s ass, and you expect a small spider, but then you see a big ass spider that could crush you.

DANG THAT IS SUCH A COOL CONCEPT!!! Idk how y’all are so creative I am absolutely nothing of the sorts 😭😭 if this is an oc btw ABSOLUTELY AMAZING but sorry if I don’t get her in character with some of these!! Jack x Miss Muffet alrighty lets go‼️I also read somewhere that her name is possibly Patience? Thats neat!

(ALSO: so sorry i haven’t been answering these like every day!! Been putting most of my energy into my homework and my fic as of now! Hope thats alright ❤️ but pls still feel free to send me hc requests!)

•Despite being evil, given her rhyme she is very much a scaredy cat? This has been known to Jack since back when, so when reuniting I imagine there’s a whole scooby-doo bit where she jumps into his arms bridal style when she gets scared. Also may or may not be an excuse to be held 😎

•They met/reunited via crime. She probably intersected a deal he was making and there was actually a brawl before either of them noticed who the other was. Jack has Itsy pinned down via something magic and finally is able to get a good look at Muffet and his shoulders stiffen before he starts laughing At the situation (but also still being equally pissed at what she did)

•Gives me very independent woman vibes. She always is the one to get shit done, but Jack just has to put on this fake suave tone and dance his fingers along down her back and she becomes putty in his grasp. He does this to get what he wants, of course (they both pluck each other’s strings and manipulates the other to do what they want)

•Jack is no stranger to arguing, and even though they’ve known each other for a long time Jack still gives her shit. This Absolutely triggers the fight in Itsy, which happens to knock Jack down or even comedically throw him across the room (which scares the shit out of him because no one has been able to do THAT). Lets say only due to that damn spider does she gets what she wants 90% of the time.

•Since they knew each other hes more inclined to be softer with her. If something is genuinely bothering her he is the type to scoff but hold his arm out so she can hug his side.

•They SO bicker about who’s nursery rhyme is better. Jack is so ashamed of his but shes on equal footing in a no magic sense, so he always has to one up her. Though, she always has one point that makes Jack fume. “I got Itsy from my rhyme! What did you get, pies?”

•Jack’s whole nursery rhyme means he has the whole pie theme, so I can imagine Muffet has the worst taste imaginable. Curds and whey? She can’t handle anything too tart, spicy, etc. The blander the better. Jack HATES IT! He offers a slice of pie and its never to her taste. “You said our signature plum pies were… ‘too tart’ for you? What about this one, apple?” “Too cloying!” “Well, what DO you like?!”

This one was a bit challenging doing a much more specific character, but I hope I hit it somewhat close!! And I hope you enjoy these!! ❤️❤️❤️🥺

#big jack horner #jack horner #puss in boots #puss in boots the last wish #big jack horner x reader #jack horner x reader #pib the last wish #puss in boots: the last wish #big jack horner x oc #jack horner x oc

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espios-world · 1 year

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🔥cola 👹 black 💔 cherry 👿 root 🗣️ beer 🫐 red 🍒 pop 💩 cream 🍆 soda 💯 grape 😜 rock 🪨 and 🇵🇱 rye 🙄 Dr. 🤑 Faygo 🥰 candy 🍭 apple 🪱 60/40 🗣️ pineapple orange 😈 yEP thTs mY favOURITE fayGO! 🫶 chocolate 🫕 ice 🍨 crem 😡 pie 🥧

whoo 🫶

👹 ginger 😈 ale 🗣️ cotton 🗣️ candy 💯 my 😡 faygo 😜

🤑That 💀precious 💔sauce 🇵🇱 👹Juggalo💯 Juice🤑

🤡Crack 😍that 🪱fat 🍭boy 😋let🥺 it🫕 go🪨 loose🤓

🇵🇱Drink😍it👿, spray🫐 it,🍒 whatever 🔥your 👿use😳

🫐Do😙 it up☹️ like🤯 Joey, 🌜and 🤢Big 😎Joe 🤠Bruce🤧

💦Wet💤 it 🎊up,🙈 kid👺 (I’m👿 about 💥to)🎃

✨Moon☹️ Mist 🫐Blue 🤓here’s🥺 what 🍒you 🔥do😍

👺Throw 😙it 🤯up 😍in 🪨the🫕 sky 🌜to💩 soothe✨ that💢 itch💨

💥Slap 🔥it ✨up 🙊silly 💢and❤️‍🔥 boot💋 that 👥bitch💞

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

💯Two 😛in 😋each 😐hand😡

💅🏻Flake 🤭out 😤and ☹️shake🤐

🤯My 😖nutbag🥶 taste🥸 like👹 Faygo 👺Grape🙀

💌Explode 💋in💅🏻 your 💯bedroom🤭

🥶Faygo 😋lake 😖Marinate😐 your 🪨steak 💞and 🚓bake💨

💅🏻Faygo 😤cake👺

💅🏻It's😡 cheap 😐as 😖hell😋

💯And 🤑fuck😍 I'm 🤪broke🥳

😘Fuck 😅three 🤩bucks 🤑for 💯a🚓 cup😖 of 💅🏻Coke🤭 Shit🙀

🤭I😍 stay 😘sticky👺

💯Fuck😝 the 😇soap 😐Orange😶 Pop🤭 all 🤬on🤗 my 😠dick🥺 please 😤though🙁

🤬I 😠mix 🌚it 🌞fix😵‍💫 it 🤒fuck 🤡I 🥸kicks 🤓it👿

🎃Off 🤑them🤠 titties 🤡I 👺gotsta 💥licks 🙀it🫂

💋Take 🧠out 👣the 🗣️fixtures,🫁 chandeliers👁️

👄Fuck✋ a🤝 venue🦾 to💅🏻 nice🤷 to 🙍handle 🧘this🧑‍🦼

🛌Rock 💆and 🧏🏻Rye 🧖bounce🏋️ from🦸 above🦹

🧑‍🎄Knock 🥷you🤑 out🤓 and👄 fuck🤝 up 🫂your 🤒duds🥸

💅🏻Explode✋ and 🤝unload 👄all💋 over🤑 the 😍place👄

🤓You 😍don't 🤑like💅🏻 Red 🎃Pop🤡

👺FUCK 💥YOUR 🤡FACE!!🙀

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

🙀Too 🤡much💥 juice 👺shorts🤓 out 😍the💅🏻 power🫂

😘Dance 😅in😗 the😛 dark 🤪of🥳 the😛 Faygo 🥲shower🙃

😇Sugar 😝rain 🤪insane 🥳Flavors,💅🏻 colors😘

😍We'll 🤡kick👺 yo💥 ass🤝

🙃But 💥we 😍love each 🫂others🤓

😅Through🤡 the 😋floor, 🤪into🥳 the 🤣basement😭

😍But 🥰it 😋ain't 😶wasted,😱 🤬more 😤we😏 taste 😔it😐

🤭Seeps 😔on 😛through😑 to😜 the 😮pits😢 of 😲Hell😵

🙁And 😖puts 💅🏻out🤝 the 🫂flames 😝where😍 the😏 devil🤡 dwells😋

😋Faygo😱 storms, 😶rain💅🏻 an😇 thunder😅

😋No😁 need😍 to 😋wonder😐

🤔It's🥱 too 🤗much😱 fun 😠to😠 just 😮‍💨unwind😒

🤔Put 💅🏻yourself 🤡under 😮the😝 trance😵

😏Pour 😔some 🥱down 😱your 🤗pants😡

😏Hump 🌛it, 🤤hit 🌚it,😵‍💫 get😫 wit�� it😩

😍 Bust 😔a😵 nut 😝and 😋be🤡 geeked😮 ya 🌛did 🌛it🤤

🤤Precious 😠Peach, 😋and😅 Bubblegum 😋Pop😲

🙁No 😮‍💨need😘 for 😍a 🤗mop😱 cause 🤫we 🤭don't 🤨stop!🤠

🙊Just❤️‍🔥 let 😍it😙 fly 👺JUGGALO 👺JUICE 👺(Yep🔥, yep💯)

💩Into💨 the🪨 sky👥 (Yep)💥

😳My😍 Faygo 💅🏻HEEY!!🌷

💫Don't 🌈wonder 🍠why🚕 (Whooooaoh!)🚓

💅🏻JUGGALO🌜 JUICE😍 (Yep,✨ yep)💨

🪨Until 💞you💋 try 💯(Yep)💅🏻

🌷My 🌈Faygo 🍠HEEY!💋

🤤Orange😏 Chug 🌛(Whooooaoh!)😮

😵‍💫City 😫Soda (Yep,🤡 Yep)🌜

😮‍💨Moon 🤭Mist🌚 (Yep)😲

🤤Mango 😩Tango 😅(My😭 Faygo 😍HEEY!)😅

😆Key 🤩Lime 😜Pie🤪 (Whooooaoh!)🥳

😒Red😠 Cherry ☹️(Yep, 😫Yep)😵‍💫

😖Original 🤤Black 😫Raspberry😵‍💫 (Yep, 🌜My 🥴Faygo 😓HEEY!😩)

😫Jive 🤤Turkey😣 Tonic😫

i spent too long on this.

@syds-shitposting-arena

#icp #insane clown posse

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dana-chan-the-control-brain · 1 year

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I just realized I could ask a bunch of dadler questions

What's his fav colour? Does he have a hard time with purple things once the virus is gone? (I read a fic where Moon had problems with purple 'cause of the virus, so I'm curious if dadler would have a similar situation)

Does he have a favourite flower?

What kind of music does he like?

How old is he? (I'd assume in his 30s at least but I figured I may as well ask)

What was he like pre virus? Was he happier and more energetic or was he just kinda always grumpy and tired?

What kind of clothes does he like wearing?

Does he have a favourite memory? Does he even remember much from before the virus?

That's about all I can think of tbh other than favourite food

"i just realized I could ask a bunch of Dadler questions"

Me: (IS HIT WITH A BEAM OF LIGHT SO BLINDING I COLLAPSE)

Oh . AAAA.. wow. Hfhdhd that's a lot of questions. I'm not used to people liking my ocs that much 🥺💕

I'll do my best.

One of Dadler's favorite color has either been light purple or blues. But he's always been a fan of brown and cream beige.

He has little reservations about Purple. If anything, he would argue (and probably has with Glitchtrap) that Afton always used shitty shades of purple. He likes lavender and the lighter colors. Which seems practically like a different color entirely to Afton's purple. So he isn't perturbed by it.

Favorite flower... Again, probably Lavender

As far as music goes. He likes a lot of eighties rock. A lot of classic rock and a few grunge hits too. It's rare he really listens to anything pop. Even something that came out ten years ago. He tried to give death metal a chance, but too loud for his tastes. He has a soft spot for a good rock ballad.

As of the Lives AU he is 34.

Before the virus, he wasn't necessarily "happy" but he was definitely energetic. Strangely hyper fixated on whatever animatronic he was working on. He was a very bright student at the university. And although he was anti social and kept to himself, he was the kind of guy who could energetically ramble for hours over something that caught his interest.

Although, he did have a pension for having a smart mouth and sometimes correcting or butting in when he wasn't needed. He didn't have a lot of friends.

Probably known as the quiet loner. But once you get him talking he'd never shut up.

Dadler is a fan of wearing button down shirts and jeans typically. The man should diversify his wardrobe.

A favorite memory? Hmmm.

Seeing Foxy preform at the Mega Pizzaplex as he was falling apart is definitely one of his core memories.

But another one high up there...

I'm guessing it's not anything specific. But he loved the time, sitting on the carpet as a child, playing with toy trains, while his grandmother knitted in her rocking chair. Just those quiet moments. Also his grandmother showing him how to bake a pie is also pretty high up there. He really loves his grandma.

He remembers a lot before the virus... But also not a lot. He already had gaps in his memory in his childhood due to traumatic events he blocks out.

But while under Afton's control, he was taking a lot of weed and alcohol. So it's not like he remembers the details..... Even if he did have some control.... His posession wasn't a complete takeover like Vannys was. So his memory fares about as well as someone trying to recall a dream.

Like he remembers things more as a third party experience. A lot of Dadler lives is him going though his notes and realizing just how bad things actually were.

Favorite Food?

He likes apple and cinnamon pie.

Also is a huge fan of sushi.

Other than those few things it's hard to get him that excited about food.

#hope this sufices #fnaf oc #dadler lives au #danachans asks

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castielsprostate · 10 months

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WAIT WAIT WAIT.!!!! so edward bakes cakes and treats for garth right??? do you think garth makes edward like, blood pudding or something?????????????????? like in a heartshape????????/

OH MY GOD YES YES YES YES YES!!!!!!!!! do. do you think it's.. it's his own blood? like he just. hes a dentist, he has tools. i can probably draw blood, right? what if he made it with his own blood 🥺🥺🥺

my immediate thought is the concept of the taylor swift blank space cake!!!!! but he fills it with his own blood pudding🥺🥺🥺

And the thing is, Garth loved to bake and cook. He was very specific and particular in the ingredients he used, he had often spent hours researching what the best sorts of flour were for different types of bread, cakes and cookies or what different types of sugar do. When his college girlfriend, Bess, had gone through his laptop's internet search history she was fully prepared to find porn- not cooking websites.

Each site was a different recipe, ranging from simple toast dishes to salmon wellingtons and blueberry lemon key pies, mentioning spices she'd never even heard of and cooking utensils she'd never even seen. Bess had known Garth could cook, experienced it herself even, but this, this was beyond her imagination- especially considering the 74 tabs of recipes open in his browser.

(read more because this got. LONG)

So yes, Garth loved to cook- and bake. It was his main love language, even, one which he practiced with such care and consideration he'd often tune recipes to those he was cooking for. Like Bess' favourite pasta dish, a light lemon chicken with a hefty white alfredo sauce and spinach, he'd make for her birthday or Dean's favourite pie, crumbly and juicy apple with a hint of honey and vanilla, he'd always give as a thank you.

But those were all humans, well, mostly humans. Even after Bess had turned, she could never turn down her favourite pasta prepared exactly to her tastes. So rather, he had never made anything for anyone non-human that he hadn't known before- though Benny had eaten a piece of the cherry blossom pie that one time- he'd also been quick to expel it again.

But in walked Edward. All shrouded in mystery and . So Garth needed a peculiar dish for a very, very peculiar man. A superfluous challenge but man, did Garth love a challenge.

He plucked a few books he thought could prove useful from the modest shelf in his living room. Most of them were copies of Bobby's, hand bound on weekends he could squeeze it in during his dental program. Two of the books he grabbed had come from Carlisle Cullen, one of Garth's attendants during his residency rotations.

He waddled his way back into the kitchen, dropping the books onto the small island counters. Garth had some basic knowledge on vampires, for one that they could eat human food, but they'd have to expel it, mostly willingly as Benny had said. Other than that, he had come up empty.

He started to flip pages, indexing to the 'vampire' chapters. Much was the same, basic anatomical facts, how to kill a vamp, the weaknesses and strengths, but nothing useful. Sure, there were paragraphs filled with how a vampire feeds and drains- not nothing about how a vampire eats.

What started as a simple research sesh, had quickly turned into hours of dead ends and loose threads. Garth groaned, a headache blooming at his edges. He needed help. He needed someone with a greater arsenal of lore anyone's ever known and knew exactly where to find it in and instant. Someone that would leave no stone unturned and no leaf thoroughly examined- and he knew exactly who to call.

With a sigh hanging at the tip of his tongue he pressed the number saved under '🩸📚🤪🔪🫎', impatiently waiting as the ringing filled his kitchen, tapping his fingers on the wooden table.

It took three full rings before,

"Hey, Garth- why are you calling at... eleven AM?" the man that answered on the other side sounded a little far away, both physically and mentally, the sound of something Garth couldn't immediately make out was ringing in the background.

"Hiya Sam!" Garth chirped, despite his earlier annoyance it felt good to hear Sam's voice again, it'd been too long, really, "I was researching, er, something but I couldn't find anything conclusive,"

"Uhm, give me a moment-" Garth couldn't really make out the rest from what Sam was saying, the only bits being 'I told you to not-' also 'no, Dean-" and "he set the kitchen- fire-". Most of it was unintelligible, but he could fill in the blanks easily enough.

Garth skimmed some more of the pages he'd pulled out as the grumbling on the other side continued

"Okay, what do you need exactly?" the background noise had mostly faded, replaced by the occasional soft footstep of what Garth assumed to be Sam's.

"I'm-" Garth paused. He hadn't actually thought this far ahead, he hadn't even really thought this through at all when the realisation of what he was doing hit.

He was calling Sam Winchester, a fellow hunter not known for his kindness towards monsters and a disturbingly impressive kill count, on what a vampire would be able to eat.

Love made blind, or something like that.

"Garth?" Sam's voice boomed, "are you still there?"

Another beat of silence before a meek "yes," sounded with an added, "I'm just- figuring out how to word this without it sounding, hm, weird?"

"Hit me, I've heard worse,"

"Alright," Garth sighed, quickly tacking on, "what do you know about vampires and eating human food?"

Garth had predicted a silence, a long, achingly pressing beat of silence to befall upon them as Sam Winchester would study his words and grind them to a pulp in his head trying to make any sort of sense out of it.

He hadn't predicted the immediate hostility of, "Garth-" there was fight laced in Sam's tone, a cold lilt edging along.

"Sam, I- please? He's- he's a good one, and you know I can handle myself," Garth was rambling, his arms flailing, "and truthfully, I was skeptical at first as well but-" Garth hesitated, his heart pounding in his throat as the other side was deathly silent, "it's just a thank you, Sam,"

It was silent for a second too long, Garth felt his neck heating, his cheeks burning before a loud and loaded sigh rung through the air.

"Right, so," Sam grumbled, the slices of pages turning filling the dead air, "it says here- hold on-" a rattle and a fuss later, the man sighed, "right, vampires can usually hold their food, it gets rejected later, blah blah, hm- alright, it says here that 'if it's interlaced with blood the vamp will be able to hold it down and process it like regular blood'- there's nothing else except a few doodles of vampires eating,"

Garth nodded absentmindedly, knowing full well Sam wasn't able to see him, as he mulled over the words.

"So, I just- add blood? How much of it?"

Sam huffed a laugh, "This isn't a cookbook, man, I don't have measurements for you,"

"Okie dokie," Garth rubbed his temples between his thumb and index fingers, "well, thank you, Sam, I think I can actually get somewhere now,"

"Call us if- you know, just call us, yeah?"

"I will, tomorrow," Garth quickly added, "don't breathe a word of this to Dean,"

Sam was slow to agree, but did so in the end, something Garth was incredibly grateful for. He didn't need Dean to pester him about this or worse- show up and 'handle it' himself.

They gave their farewells, with a promise on Garth's end to call to say he was either alive or a cry for help, and a promise for Sam to keep quiet to his brother.

Garth allowed himself a moment of silence, staring at the books and papers in front of him before scooting his chair back and scavenging his home for whatever he had. He had needles around somewhere to practice injecting anesthetic to his dental patients, and he should have some sort of a tube to connect to it.

He grabbed some other things during his hunt, some bandages and a few vials, alcohol. The basics. His heart thumped in his throat as he put everything down on the counter, ranked from first to last needed.

He was doing this. Actually, really doing this. Garth gingerly grabbed the needle, denying himself the second thoughts niggling at the back of his mind, hissing as he slid it under his skin and into his brachial artery.

He drew three vials, filled to the brim with his blood.

He took a deep breath, setting them down next to the flour and sugar, and went to work. Carefully writing each step of the 'recipe' he winged down, next to every precisely weighed ingredient and where to acquire it.

His night went on with adrenaline buzzing in his veins.

Garth let out a grunt, wiping his forehead with a satisfied smirk lining the quirks of his mouth. The kitchen was surprisingly spotless- cleaning up along the way really was one of his most prized skills.

The sweet he baked sat proudly on the counter as he snapped a quick picture to send in the groupchat, and one for his baking Instagram, and one to print out for his booklet of personalised recipes he'd collected over the years.

With a sigh he began to clean the last out of place pans, carefully placing the cake in the refrigerator and wiping down the counters one last time before retreating upstairs.

It was morning, Garth thought it was at least, meaning he powered through the night without a second thought, and Edward wouldn't be over for another solid few hours.

So he took a nap, a well deserved and very much needed nap.

"I made you something," Garth fidgeted with the hem of his sleeve, "I researched a bit, even called someone with more knowledge about it,"

Edward eyed the man in front of him, how his jumper had a spot of white dust clinging to it, how his hair was slightly disheveled and unruly and how the rims around his fingernails were puffy and pink. He looked homely, utterly exhausted, but oh so sweet- like a drop of fresh honeydew, intoxicatingly addictive.

"It's," Garth gestured towards the small kitchen table, just below the south baywindow. He'd gotten some fresh flowers from his garden after his nap, lavenders- Edward's favourite- and even replaced the runner with a lilac floral trim white one, matching the colours of the vase, "not much, really, but I wanted to, well,"

A simple white cake sat atop a cutting board, heart shaped with perfectly imperfect piping lining the top and bottom edges. A black hilted knife laid next to it, glinting under the LED light kitchen light.

Garth pulled the hem of his jumper, the details that felt out of place sticking out like a sore thumb.

But Edward didn't seem to care about the creased table cloth, or the skewed chairs- his gaze was steadfast on the man in front of him, making Garth squirm.

"Go ahead,"

Edward took it as permission, almost, and grabbed the knife, raising it slowly, then down all at once, Garth's reflection getting caught as the knife plunged deep into the cake. You couldn't see it immediately, but you'd know- the scent of iron penetrating your very being as the thick, dark liquid oozed out little by little.

Garth really regretted putting down a white runner now.

"Is it- I didn't know where to get blood on short notice," Garth bit back his embarrassment, barely, as he replayed the events of the night before. Researching, calling Sam of all people, drawing his own blood like a sacrament. Was he losing it, he wondered, ghosting his fingers over his arm.

Edward's expression was unreadable, his eyes trailing the drips of blood. Garth bobbed on the balls of his feet, his fingernails softly digging into jis flesh as he carefully watched the vampire's every little twitch and stir. The crease on Edward's forehead smoothed over ever so slightly, barely a hint of it happening if it wasn't for the few millimetres his eyebrow dropped.

"Thank you," Edward said, the quirk of his mouth ticking up, "you don't comprehend what you just gave me,"

And that's when Garth Fitzgerald IV, a shoddy half edged werewolf, knew that he would give anything for and to Edward Cullen, a bloodthirsty, ice cold vampire. His home, his blood- his own heart freshly carved out of his brittle chest by his own hands and serve it on a platter.

#okay i hope this was any sort of good SJJSSJSJSJS i went back and rewrote a lot #also im a grey ace garth truther!!!!!!!!!#also!!!! read this with the understanding of twilight vampires!!!!!#im headcanoning that garth wants to make more recipes for monsters by the way!!!!! imagine tjat #😭😭😭🥺🥺🥺 and edward encouraging him!!!!!#sorry this ended up being almost 2k words by the way SJSJSJSJSJS #tw needles #tw blood #cw needles #cw fake blood #cw blood #this was unbetad and i hope I didn't make too many mistakes Zjddjdjdjd

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poses: @simmireen, @sciophobis

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Previous ~ Chronological ~ Next

JESS: Beets Im crying omggg JESS: Christie brought me drawings, not only she draws so damn well, she said "I give you my drawings so Im still with you a little, even if Im at Daddys" JESS: She loves her violin also JESS: I birthed an angel 🥺💓

BEATRICE: I'm melting, this is so sweeeeet ❤️ BEATRICE: For sure the apple doesn't fall far from the tree, goes for both you and Dylan

JESS: Oh, youre making me blush like a lil beet 🥰

BEATRICE: I'll have to chop you up and make you into soup

JESS: Are you implying I may be tasty? 😏

BEATRICE: You might just be😏 BEATRICE: What do you think I taste like?

JESS: Beetroots ofc, easy one hehe JESS: What abt me? 😏❤️

BEATRICE: Your favourite key lime pie 🥧

JESS: Awww... now I want key lime pie so bad, havent had one in soooo long BEATRICE: I'd make you some if I didn't hate cooking this damn much lol BEATRICE: But I can't help it, just hate, hate cooking, I did it so much in childhood and teenagehood, it just turned me off BEATRICE: When we had guests they basically set me up to be a future hostess, and I hated it, but we love our guests, so I couldn't really escape that BEATRICE: That upbringing worked way better on Aigan and we complement each other quite well in this regard

JESS: No one ever taught me how to cook except microwave stuff and grilled cheese and such, mom was lazy and grandma did everything JESS: Have to learn by myself now that Dylan is gone, bought a cookbook thingy, its hard sometimes, I burn my food often and its not always good, except grilled cheese but obv cant survive on that, Im gonna get fat if I do JESS: Made some for dinner btw, Christie loved it

BEATRICE: Ah, Jessie, we're partners in terrible cooking… though you're never going to be worse than me, I'd like to give it a try sometime

JESS: 🤭❤️

[...]

BEATRICE: Oh. Shit. I feel weird all of a sudden. BEATRICE: I think I need some space, I'll take Monday off

JESS: Whats wrong, are you sick? JESS: Or did I put you off? JESS: Im so sorry if I did omg

BEATRICE: Nooo, don't worry, it's not your fault, it's entirely on me here BEATRICE: Listen Jess, I think I'll be silent until Tuesday, but don't panic, I'll be back and I promise to be back BEATRICE: I just need to re-evaluate things for a minute, because I feel I'm about to fuck up, like, badly fuck up. I mean by that, screw both of you up, and myself.

JESS: Okay… Im a little reassured, but still kinda scared, ngl, I dont wanna lose you JESS: Pls be good ok? Ill let you have space if you want to

BEATRICE: Don't worry, Jess. I'm not leaving you behind in any case

JESS: ❤️…

BEATRICE: ❤️ BEATRICE: See you on Tuesday, and btw, let's go to eat out sometime to talk about that, or just go to the 8B

JESS: Sure JESS: See you soon ☺️

#ts4 #ts4 strangerville #strangerville storyline #ts4 simblr #ts4 story #ts4 storytelling #aiganym kudaibergenova #beatrice kudaibergenova #jess sigworth #simblr #strangerville #the whole schmuck is complicated #but at least beatrice isn't jumping all in without looking #it's just that she loves them both #and she didn't quite expect to feel this way for jess

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angrypaperearthquake-tbbb-main · 1 year

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Hi!! Nilgiri tea is not too strong and not too fragrant but it has a really subtle flavor that makes it go perfectly with any combinations!! I've drank it black, with milk, with sugar, without sugar, with citrus in it, with honey in it- anything! It still tastes so authentic like it just- yes. 🥺 You can either strain it or buy the powdered one (idk if you get it outside india tho-) Nilgiri is a mountain range in India close-ish to where I live :) Darjeeling is also a place in India, btw :3 I am not too knowledgeable about tea TT BUT- Ask me anything you want about Indian teas (👌) :D And I hope I can come to you for any tea advice for myself? :3 Ooh!! I've been staying here for a couple of months! In D.C actually, and thanks for being so considerate, aww!! I came here for...visiting my parents (they work here) + relaxing + studying?? My college entrance exams are in a few months (aka the big thing) so I am just using the alone time here since at home I live with ALL my younger cousins TT Wow, really?? I'm the first?? o-O I am honored haha!! Thank you so much for the support, I'll do my best! 😭 Ngl, winters back at home (where I live in India ofc, India has too many temperature ranges) rarely go below 25 C or 77 F so yeah, it's cold here 🥶 Waaah?? That's so cold TT I'm glad you wrote F yeah, I am too used to reading temps in Celsius lol :'D OMG! SHOW US! Cute bakeries>>>> there's just something about it TT I hope you had a good lunch break!!! Take care!! I just finished my lunch too! Had ice cream for dessert! (I'm a sucker for ice cream TTvTT) Bye bye!!!

Wow! Okay, so I just looked it up and it's similar to black tea but without becoming bitter or astringent 😱 Amazing! It also says that it makes an amazing iced tea as well 😳 I must have some! I'll have to place an order for online to get it, but thats fine. I get all of my other tea online as well. Yes, I would love to know more about Indian tea culture and the types of teas you have! And of course, you can ask me anything about tea as well 😊 Oh, DC is a pretty big place! Never been myself, but I've driven past it. It must be wondeful to visit with your parents. I'm glad you're getting to spend time with them 🥰 How many cousins do you have? That must be stressful at times too. Ah, so that's why you're so nervous, and very understandable! I'm sure you'll do well though. Where are you looking to apply? In the US, in India, or maybe somewhere else? I always wanted to study abroad while I was in college, but I could never afford it 😅 Whoah, 77 °F during winter 😱 That sounds amazing! I wish lol. This cold snap must really be throwing you for a loop! I wish you could have come at a better time. The US can be really beautiful in the spring, summer, or fall. Also, DC doesn't get much snow and thats pretty much the only cool thing about winter. Other than maybe Christmas. I do like icecream, but not in the winter 😅 Maybe if it's paired with warm apple pie or hot peach cobbler... Eek, I'm making myself hungry again.

Here is the dessert I bought 🤤

It's a raspberry mousse with an a mini cheesecake inside 😱 It was soooooo good! I'm just finishing up my afternoon break, so it's time to go back to work! Have a lovely rest of your day 💚

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dweamisland · 2 years

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I love ur art very much

It looks like it woyld taste like apple pie

AW TY… i really like apple pie so this is the best compliment ever.. tysm 🥺❤️

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gettatranslations · 7 months

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Fell Off my Futonー！！Yumigeta Ako (23.10.14)

Good evening🌝

I'm Yumigeta Ako 🛑

Thank you very much for your comments yesterday！

In your pencil cases…

A lot of you keep souvenirs huh！

I get that〜 I also have some magatama jade beads that I bought with my best friend！！！！

And I have a small bell that's shaped like a Mikan orange with a faceー

When I was in elementary school there was this weird trend in my class about having the most key chains on your bag…😂

I had about 20 on my randosel so I jingled as I walked 笑lol

Thinking back now it's kinda embarrassing🤣

But collecting key chains as souvenirs from places you've been is really addictive、I wonder why🥺

Also today was our 1st day of Osaka performances‼️

I finally！Got to hear！

「Nandeyanen」 where it belongsー！！！！

...

I love Osaka…、it's the best‼️

...

I didn't get to eat Takoyaki today、but I still feel like I've had a taste of Osaka❗️

I'm glad！

I'll do my best tomorrow too！

To eat takoyaki！

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Lookie！We received 2 varieties of cakes（cheese・apple）from Rikuro Oji-san

For refreshments from Inoue‼️

It was my first time eating Rikuro Oji-san's cheesecake🍰🍰🍰

Eating it！Shocked me！

It literally melted in my mouth！I was so surprised！

It reminded me of the Shizuoka speciality 「Cocco」🐤 How fluffy it was。

Also the apples in the apple pie were soft and suーper delicious 😋

I didn't know that Rikuro Oji-san made apple pie！

Did you know❓

If you didn't know then please give them a try、they were really delicious！

🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎🍎

I ate mine before the evening performance to recharge me、thank you Inoue 🌿🍫

And today、I ate 「Jagariko L」 which Yamazaki-san told me existed！

...

By the way Yamazaki-san ate different flavoured ones today。

I wonder what flavour she had… I'm curious…

I bet it was the soy glazed chicken flavour…

I Getted 「New Flavours Part4」✨️

What should I try next〜

Maybe a new flavour of potato crisp？！

If you have any snack recommendations please let me know in the comments🙇‍♀️🙏

That's all！This has been 【Gettaa Life】！

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T/N News and information has not been translated

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Ah、yesterday a lot of you didn't know what sakura seasoned rice was…！

Do you have any minor local delicacies from your prefecture❓

If you have any delicious foods please let me know〜❗️

Well then I'll see you tomorrow！

This has been YumiGettaa Ako！Good night 🐷🐷🐷

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satoriberry · 3 years

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Can I PLEEEAASSSEEEE request a baker s/o headcanons for Suga, Kenma and Iwa and anyone that you want???🥺🥺🥺🥺

‣ Currently Growing: What they'd be like with an S/O that's gifted in baking!

‣ Pairings: Sugawara Koushi + Kozume Kenma + Iwaizumi Hajime x GN!Reader

‣ Watch out for: Nothing really? lolol, maybe slightly OOC kenma (?)

‣ Berry's note: KSHSKSJS CONGRATS ON BEING MY FIRST EVER ASK!! djdkd idk feeling kinda cool rn [happy]. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed what I made! :)

Part two! ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ ) Part three! ( ๑>ᴗ<๑ )

• Sugawara Koushi:

-Ok, so let's get this out of the way. He got to know you through the school's baking club.

- You and 3 other people were the only members but it was very lively since students and even staff members would visit to see what yall were doing (aka steal some pastries and leave lololol)

- You were in the middle of making the final touches to your Choux chantilly à la fraise (cream puffs with strawberries <3) when you heard a faint sliding noise.

- You look to the side and see a head of silver hair poking through the tiny gap, just,,,,,staring at you.

- He excused himself and politely walked over and stood across the decoration table where you were.

- You just stood there like ".....yeah?" and he struck up a conversation about what you were doing.

- You know that thing in cartoons where a character wants to stealthily steal something so they distract the person with a conversation? Yeah that's what he was doing. He was trying to steal a cream puff.

- You caught on to it pretty quickly but offered him one anyway. He didn't even hesitate to shove the whole thing in his mouth. He cried. It was THAT good,,,,he cried.

- Long story short, you two started to date a few months after this very fateful moment. And he abuses his boyfriend privileges in regards to your baking skills.

- Literally brags about you all the time. He could be in the middle of the most torturous, vigorous, borderline abusive training by their coach and he'd go "omg guys y/n made me a fruit tart the other day lololol we ate all of it together lolol not that you would ever get to taste their baking lololol fucking losers lololol".

- But oh my god. Bring some of your creations for the team to enjoy after training and he'll basically propose right then and there. 72% chance he'll cry again.

- He loves the domesticity of sitting with you in your kitchen on a Saturday afternoon and watch you make something new for him (and only him) to try. He loves it so much <333

• Kozume Kenma:

- You see, he didn't know about your talent for a while. It wasn't until you two had been together for a few months that he actually found out.

- It was on a weekend and you were over at his house, him playing a new video game he'd bought and you trying to get some homework done.

- Kenma's probably more cheerful when playing a new game so his answers to anything you said were longer and more detailed.

- You'd said something along the lines of "Y'know, I could really go for some [favourite thing to eat], maybe I should get some later." to which he responded to with, "Hm, apple pie sounds really good right now..." then he went back to kicking ass (gamer boy moment lolol).

- You mentally went "Waiitttt, I can make that myself...", so after that, you made it your objective to some your Sunday making the meanest apple pie because kenma + apple pie = shoujo anime type BS unlocked.

- And make the meanest apple pie, you did. You packed it in a cute lil lunch box and decided that giving it to him after his volleyball practice on Monday would be perfect.

- The entire day, he was kind of confused as to why you were so eager but you held it in until the end.

- You two normally take a route that's right next to a park when going back home. You convinced him to sit down with you on the grass and enjoy the weather, that's when you took the cute lil box out and gave it to him.

- "Sorry y/n, I'm not really hungry :(" "Open it smartass 🤨"

- See, Kenma isn't easily surprised or taken aback, but at that moment, you could swear you saw his eyes widen and his jaw drop just slightly. But that expression was quickly replaced with a somewhat toothy smile, his cheeks a barely visible shade of red.

- "Did you seriously make this yourself? For me?" He asked you in a calm but clearly giddy tone, pointing his index at you then towards him to emphasise his point.

- You nodded, feeling the pride surge through your veins at this one in a million reaction. His smile grew softer, his gaze back at the pie and his brain trying to imagine how cute you probably looked while making this lunch, brows furrowed in concentration and hands slowly working on the presentation of the pastry.

- He reached for the tiny spoon that fell out of the box's wrapping cloth and went for a bite. He made sure to hold eye contact the entire time because 1) he'll feel like a true food judge and 2) he wants to see your raw reaction.

- His eyes went 👁👁....

- You could swear you saw his eyes get glossier, but he didnt cry dwdw 💀

- He doesnt like to brag in general, and this also applied to things regarding you. Mostly because he knows Kuroo and Yamamoto will try and convince you to make them something because "you're our beloved Kenma's amazing and talented s/o, we're like family" (their words, source: me because im right)

- He never hesitates to help you with baking,,,,by sitting on the counter and reading the recipe out loud to you. Jkjk, he struggles in the kitchen but his favourite thing to do is crack eggs and measure ingredients <3

- Kenma + Baker S/O = Making brownies at 1 am with Super Mario Bros. in the background

- He tries to not make it a big deal, but the way you smile so wholeheartedly when something you make turns out perfect never fails to make him hide his face and look away, so you dont see his own giddy expression :((

- Kenma <3333

• Iwaizumi Hajime:

- Out of these 4, Iwaizumi is definitely the one who's most impressed.

- You see, he's probably REALLY good at cooking, but baking? Put him in a kitchen with some flour, milk and eggs and he'll start a regional hazard. Can NOT bake for shit, not even to save his life 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️🙅‍♀️

- So when he once decided to come over and saw you frosting a fucking 3 layer cake all by yourself, he just 😯😶👁👁

- Asks so many questions, and wants many answers >:(( dont leave him hanging

- He hides his admiration by keeping it cool and going "Ahaha that's dope, who would've thought you can make these kinds of things all alone?"

- He also finds it very...attractive. Well, he finds YOU very attractive (hot) and cool looking when you reach for the cloth of your apron to wipe ypur hands ands and neck while baking. Something about you being so passionate and putting so much effort into this is so hot to him but he'll eat his own nasty ass socks before even saying this.

- GATEKEEPS YOU!1!1! GATEKEEPS YOU FROM THE ENTIRETY OF AOBA JOHSAI'S MALE VOLLEYBALL CLUB!

- Doesn't mention anything about you being a god at baking because he KNOWS the other third years will ask you to make something for them as a "gift of appreciation for dealing with Iwa-chan when you're gone 🥺🥺🤞🤞" (Spoiler: he failed and they know about it)

- Oikawa will (and did) ask you on more than one occasion to make something for him (milkbread-), Hanamaki will literally offer you 3 month's worth of his allowance money to have you make him some cream puffs (his favourite food <3). I don't think Matsukawa will ask for anything but he will tease Iwaizumi for being such a fucking simp for you and the fact you make him feel so special with your sweet gifts

- The second years and first years know better than to mention it around him (or in general) LMFAO

- But he would never ACTUALLY get mad at you if you made something for the entire team, he'll just die from happiness <3

- Iwaizumi thinks of you as some kind of angel whenever you come up to him after volleyball practice with a cute box in your hand, because he knows what's in it and he knows just how much love and care you put into it

- Iwaizumi = boyfie material <333

• BONUS ROUND! FT. KITA SHINSUKE:

- This will be kind of self indulgent but you're a student from Inarizaki Highschool working part-time in a bakery that's in the same district as the school <3

- He heard of the shop you worked at through Suna, who talked about going there with his sister to get her dessert every now and then.

- Kita isnt particularly invested in baked goods, always choosing traditional sweets like mochi, kakigori and daifuku when an urge for sugar hits him.

- But he ruled that trying something new doesn't sound half bad.

- On one Friday, after the school day ended as well as volleyball practice, Kita and Aran were preparing to lock the gym and leave when the latter excused himself.

- "Yeah, my mom wants me to drop by the post office downtown and collect her parcel. It's better if you return home without me. Cya."

- And so, Kita was left to walk back home by himself, when a sudden idea hit him. How about he go and get something for him (and his grandma because Kita is a fucking angel >:0) from the new shop that's approximately 7 minutes away, according to Suna's story?

- Setting foot in there for the first time, he wasn't expecting to be overwhelmed by the strong scent of warm sugar and vanilla.

- It takes a lot to have THE Kita Shinsuke deeply amazed, and the exquisite array of foreign delicacies, some of which had names he couldn't pronounce, did exactly that and more.

- He chose the "cute golden pastry thingies" with cream (Chouqettes à la crème) to bring home with him. Except there was no one to take his order? No cashier at the register and no random customer to ask for the whereabouts of said cashier.

- Kita was slightly dumbfounded and on the verge of leaving when he heard a panicked, "SORRY SORRY, I HAD TO TAKE CARE OF SOME STUFF."

- You clumsily stumbled out of the back room with a tray in your hand.

- And at that moment, his eyes fell on you for the first time. You had flour on your chin and above your left eyebrow, jam on your chin and pastry cream all over your apron. Obviously, you were kind of a mess right now, but something about you looked so....pleasing. So gentle and calming, looking at you made his heart feel lighter.

- "Excuse me for being late, the manager left me in charge of many things and I was supposed to take these out an hour ago and you had to wait and I'm so-" "It's completely fine, I understand :)."

- He didn't want to make you apologise, you seemed like very dependable person and that's something he was fond of in a person.

- "Oh, ok then, thank you. What would you like to have today?" Opening his mouth to butcher the name of those "cute golden pastry thingies", he gazed at the tray you were holding a few seconds ago.

- "What's that?" " Oh, it's just something I've been working on. Nothing special really, it's cherry clafoutis with lemon z-" "I'd like to have two slices please, in a box if possible."

- He wasn't going to lie, he didn't know what a "cherry clafoutis" was. For all he knew, it could be poison. But the joyous look in your eyes from him wanting to get something YOU made was more than enough to make him forget about this uncharacteristic impulse decision. He felt his heart beat faster for some reason ("some reason" simp.)

- You gently packed his order in a folded box, the store's signature colours and stamp on the side and top.

- His fingers grazed yours while handing the box, but he didn't want to react in fear of embarrassing you and himself accordingly.

- After exchanging a "Thank you, goodbye." and a "Come back soon!", he stepped out of the store, his face reddening at an alarming rate. He wasn't a fool, he knew that this simple first meeting with the cute patisserie shop employee was going to be one of many visits. Most of which will have the ulterior motive of seeing your face and cute smile again.

- He really had to thank Suna.

‣ Berry's after-writing notes: HSODYSKSHUS I FEEL SO HAPPY AND AWKWARD BECAUSE OMG YAY FIRST REQUEST AND OH FUCK MY WRITING IS KINDA SHITTY BUT anyways thank you for requesting!!! <333

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sunlightbabe · 3 years

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Hi Emily, hope you're good. 🎃 Wine drunk apple picking with Thomas and baking a torta di mele even more wine drunk 🥺 Both kinda ends up in a catastrophe in some way or another. Please 💕

i'm doing super well tbh, and i hope you are too babe!!! anything for you my dear and sorry this is so delayed!!

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It was the orchard's fault. The free hard apple cider and local vineyard wine tastings were both a very generous offer, but they should have put some sort of drink limit on it.

Neither of you had planned on getting day drunk.

"Baaaaabe," you call out with a giggle, swaying a little on your feet. You stand on your tippy toes, arms stretched high above your head, fingers wiggling and reaching towards the branches above you. "Babe!"

Thomas hums as he steps behind you, resting his chin against your shoulder.

"I want that one," you insist, pointing at the fruit hanging above you. It looked perfect- big and round and red with just a slightly polished look. Your mouth watered just looking at it.

"... that one?" Thomas repeats, squinting to see which apple you were referring to. "Don't- Don't we already have what we need?" His hands settle comfortable on your sides.

"Nuh uh. That's going to make aaaaall the difference. Can't have an apple pie without that one."

"Oh! Okay. Let me.. hmm, okay, I'm gonna..." For a moment, you think Thomas is going to try and lift you up, but instead he reaches his hand above you both. And maybe the apple was closer than you thought, or maybe Thomas had, like, crazy stretchy arm powers, but your boyfriend is able to grab it with zero issues.

... okay, maybe you were drunker than you thought.

"You're my hero," you declare, spinning to face him. Thomas sways a little on his feet before presenting the apple to you. The fruit rests in the center of his hand and with a flourish, he holds his other hand behind his back and bows.

"For my lady," he says with the most prim and proper tone. You go to curtsy, but then you hear rustling above you and you can do nothing but watch as a few smaller apples tumble down from the tree and nail him right in the head.

You're trying not to laugh. You really, truly are. "You okay?" you ask, trying to sound appropriately concerned.

Thomas frowns and rubs the back of his head as he stands up straight, squinting up at the branches above him. "I'm-"

Another apple falls and hits him square in the eye.

You're quick to stop laughing.

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"Ouch!" you yelp out, pulling your hand back and instinctively popping your finger in your mouth. Perhaps you shouldn't have been the one to cut up the apples in your still fairly buzzed state, but it's not like Thomas had a hand to spare.

"You cut yourself?" he asks from where he's sitting on the kitchen counter, still holding an ice pack against his eye.

You nod your head and check your finger after removing it from your mouth. "Yeah, just a little cut... don't worry, I got everything under control."

Thomas huffs out a quiet laughter and adjusts the ice pack on his face, head leaning back to rest against the cabinets. "Okay good." Things fall silent as you finish carefully cutting up the apples. ".... wanna pop open that red blend?"

"Yes please."

Perhaps it had been the orchard's fault earlier in the day, but as you stand before the open oven, the warmth of it washing over you and the completed pie in your hands, realizing just how drunk you are? Maybe you can blame Thomas on this one.

"Torta, torta, torta," Thomas chants quietly, voice slightly muffled as the rag covering his ice pack slips and covers his mouth.

You blink and try to clear your vision. Forcing yourself to concentrate as best as you can, you ever so carefully place the pie right in the middle of the oven-

And proceed to burn the back of your hand against the oven wall while you're pulling back.

"Ow," you gasp, shaking your hand to alleviate the pain. "Ooh, that's- that's hot, the oven is really hot-"

"C'mere," Thomas calls out. You close the oven and just barely avoid bumping into the counter as you wander over to your boyfriend. You lean a little against his legs, your uninjured hand resting against his knee for support, and Thomas ever so carefully pulls the ice pack from his eye and rests it against your hand.

"There we go," he says softly, smiling warmly at you. Although the swelling has gone down, his eye has already started to bruise and you knkw that the band's makeup artist is going to have their work cut out for them for the next few weeks. "Better?"

Drunk, a little in pain, and majorly in love with the stupidly adorable boy before you, you nod your head and lean in to kiss him.

You miss, your lips landing on his chin, and the two of you giggle against each other.

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pink-dino · 2 years

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I recently baked this apple pie with cinnamon cream and ohh I loved it. 🥺❤️ The consistency was just like banana bread, but obviously it tasted like apple pie and cinnamon. 🙊✨🍎🍰 - Recipe by @kuechenstuebchen - https://www.instagram.com/p/CVxxWP1r32R/?utm_medium=tumblr

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shanscript · 4 years

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Hii, i'm new here and i loved the way you write♡, so i was wonder if requests are open🥺

🥰 Kenma / "Don't be scared" by Sophie Meiers / Kiss

Thank you so much💕

who: kenma x n!reader

what: adult characters, fluff, binge-watching with your fave, nervous humor, first kiss

wc: 471

oh my god, this song was so soft and perfect for a first kiss! i loved it! thank you for your kind words, and welcome to my lil blog 🥰💘 hope you enjoy what i’ve written for you~

Tonight was the night. You made up your mind that you were finally going to kiss your boyfriend for the first time. The two of you had been snuggled on the couch bingeing your favorite show for a few hours now. You were curled up under Kenma’s arm, both of yours wrapped around his midsection. With your face resting against his shoulder, you silently pleaded that he wouldn’t notice the heat filling your cheeks. Another episode passed by in what felt like an instant, bringing with it the setting sun. As darkness descended upon the room around you, you couldn’t help but steal a couple glances towards your timid partner’s face.

The more you stared at his subtle jawline, half-up bun, pretty lips, the more your urge to kiss him grew. It was unbearable. Did he even want to kiss you back? You were only just getting used to his illusive body language, and you didn’t want to push him. But it’s all you’ve been able to think about, so much so that you barely slept the night before. You wondered what he tasted like. His favorite milk tea? Or maybe just the toothpaste he used? Apple pie? What about--

Your train of thought snapped when he caught you staring. You held your breath, staring up at him with the most innocent pout you could muster.

“Is there.. something on my face?” he asked, eyebrow arching with curiosity.

You sat up slowly, holding eye contact while turning your body to face him. “I could… put something on your face?” you blurted out. What? That’s it, that’s your line?

Kenma’s curiosity veered hard into confusion. His lips parted slightly, “You what?”

You couldn’t think of a better way to smooth over your fumbled pickup line than to just go for it. You inched a little closer towards him on your knees, and leaned in for the defining moment. You closed the gap fast and your lips collided with Kenma’s. He almost flinched away in surprise, but held steady. Your heart was pounding, and your head was swimming. You withdrew slightly, the separation of your mouths making the smallest wet sound. The light from the screen illuminated his half-lidded gaze.

You released a shaky breath, and waited. Kenma said nothing, but your hand sliding up his chest found his pulse racing. Was he getting closer again, or was that just your body moving with a mind of its own? You felt his hand drift up the side of your neck, fingertips catching in your hair. You whimpered softly as he pulled you towards him for another kiss, this time with some confidence. And tongue. Your eyes fell shut as you focused on making this just as perfect as you dreamed. But little did you know, the intolerable yearning for this very moment had left Kenma just as restless as you. And he’d make it worth the wait.

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freakwiththeknifecollection · 4 years

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(*slaps down an uno reverse card*) 🍂🎃FALL ASKS🎃🍂 Who's favorite season is fall? Who is really good at carving pumpkins? Who carves scary pumpkins and who carves silly pumpkins? Do they go apple picking? Do they go to a pumpkin patch? Apple cider, hot cocoa, or pumpkin spice lattes? Sweaters or cardigans? Who decorates for fall?

Who's favorite season is fall?

Jo!!! She RAVES about it all through August because IT'S COMING!!! IT'S ALMOST HERE!!!

Dean can appreciate the foliage as much as the next guy, but as far as the weather, it can get a bit chilly for his liking (as we've discovered he is actually COLD... still feels weird to say) but most of the time he enjoys the cool breezes

Who is really good at carving pumpkins?

Have you seen that girl with a knife? She ROCKS at carving pumpkins!! Dean does too, and of course, it turns into a competition

Who carves scary pumpkins and who carves silly pumpkins?

I could see them both making scary ones but Dean definitely makes more silly ones

Do they go apple picking?

Not to make everything into a New Girl reference but remember when Jess wants to go apple picking with Russell and he says "That literally sounds like Hell."? That would be Dean

Do they go to a pumpkin patch?

Of course!! Pumpkins are different. Pumpkins are fun. Dean gets to carry the big heavy ones and Jo gets maybe one too many of those really little ones because who can resist?

Apple cider, hot cocoa, or pumpkin spice lattes?

THIS IS AN INTERESTING QUESTION I have Many Thoughts.... so in canon Dean only ever drinks black coffee (except for one occasion that comes to mind, season 10 I believe? I recall it was in a tiny cup but anyway) however... he also has a sweet tooth and I feel like if he tried certain flavors he'd like them, and pumpkin spice is like liquid pumpkin pie, so it stands to reason that IF COERCED he would probably really like it. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk-

But ANYWAY I think they would both enjoy all of those tbh, probably hot cocoa the most though ❤

(By the way, have you ever had windmill cookies?

These bad boys??? They're like gingerbread basically they're so good. My grandparent's church I grew up going to before we moved had a lot of other Dutch families, and they had them out every Sunday along with lemonade 😍 That might sound like a gross combo but hey, if you're a little kid who hasn't eaten in 2 hours and just wants to go home and eat soup for lunch, it was the most delicious thing in the world. ANYWAY BACK TO MY POINT. I have discovered that if you add pumpkin spice creamer to hot cocoa, it tastes JUST like those cookies. 10/10 would recommend, it's so good. Very fall-y

Sweaters or cardigans?

CARDIGANS 🥺 remember that one time Dean wore a cardigan and it was cute af.... good times

Who decorates for fall?

I feel like Dean would be the one to bring up the idea of decorating (his mom always goes ALL OUT every season so without it, it just doesn't feel like fall) but they both get into it

#i sadly can't have those cookies anymore because I've been cursed with a ginger allergy 😔😔😔#every year i make my own pumpkin pie without ginger qafjsjg #also my grandma made her dutch soup every Sunday and we'd always go over after church and have it and spend the day there 🥺#sometimes my mom or my dad will make the soup on Sunday but i wish it was every Sunday lol #answered #lydia 💛#dean x jo #jo x dean #chestervelle #long post

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