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if i turned into a guy for 24 hours yes the first thing i'll do is play with my dingaling but not in a sexual way i'll actually place the tip on a counter and make my hand walk cross the length of my penis as if it were a bridge. then i'll jack off :3

#berry.rambles <3 #i'm not dead i swear im just focused on everything except staying sane while also being in denial about it :3 #btw what do yall think of circumcision cuz tbf it's really just male FGM except the 2nd one is far more taboo and problematic but yknow #it still counts as a valid opinion #anyway! #:3

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tokimitsu aoshi except he's a thumb sized rubber duck now and im chewing him:3

#berry.rambles <3 #life has become so weird #i dont know how to explain it but its very #hmmmmmm #empty #like physically #maybe because im looking at it from a cosmic level but meh #anyway :3

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tw ed but it's kinda funny imo

bruv i literally locked in at the supermarket today while buying stuff to binge on?? like i was planning on eating a full bag of rostis, a full thing of tiramisu and a frozen pizza then i just??? locked in?? i'm not kidding i physically felt my brain clear itself from any wish to binge then i picked up a bottle of peach iced tea and sugar free cola then left. i dont know that was kinda funny to me anyway back to dying :3

#berry.rambles <3 #ed talk but it's kinda funny #literally that one avatar gif of aang locking in #that's crazy

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silly man higuruma :3 [headcanons!!]

-> because hot serious men deserve to be bbgirl,,,they deserve to be silly and have some lighthearted silly moments,,,,

⇝ he has a very cute sneeze. doesn't like it. holds in his sneezes because of that :(

⇝ when he's not losing sleep over a criminal case, he enjoys going to places you wouldn't imagine a mildly grumpy lawyer to be in. like, oddly sitting in the corner of a mascot café, or, exiting the movies with a barbie-themed movie goblet in hand and 3D glasses perched on his nose. he said it himself: he went off the trails after reaching his mid-30s :3

⇝ he has an affinity for ceramic animal decorations: a cute slug on his desk, a crab on his kitchen counter, a duck on the shelf next to his apartment door. they're scattered everywhere, and he likes watching people try to find each and every one on the rare occasion that he has guests.

⇝ he blushes easily and he doesn't like that either :( whenever he's embarrassed for example, he'll try to maintain his cool man façade but his face is very much to turning red so he's not very slick with it HA!

⇝ not pudgy but some parts of him are satisfyingly grabbable, especially his tummy and his upper torso!!

⇝ chips connoisseur. EXCLUSIVELY fucks with good quality chips. you'll never catch him munching on something as low-class as DORITOS or CHEETOS 🤮🤮🤢

⇝ he likes sweet people. sweet people as in individuals who find it in them to be altruistic and tolerate anyone and everyone with no discrimination; people who rarely hold grudges and who don't let the sucky parts of life get to them. he likes them because he wishes he was like that too (i said silly headcanons but this isn't very posiitve now is it uhhhh)

⇝ he eats biscoff spread from the jar. straight up CRACK for him. always regrets it right afterwards because tummy ache :3

⇝ he think sugargliders are fucking adorable and would love to own one if that was feasible (which i think it is in certain places??)

⇝ he's handsome now in his 30s but he was actually on the cuter side in university because homebody had BRACES. he looked like a stereotypical dork but it was extremely endearing and people thought he looked adorable (yes even at age 23)

⇝ thick luscious short hair. he doesn't fear baldness. baldness fears him.

⇝ however he started developping gray hairs before he had even hit 30 oopsie doopsie

⇝ bigggg fan of detective conan, loves the show and rewatches old episodes for nostalgia's sake

⇝ loves arguing with americans on the internet.

⇝ favourite food out of convenience is rice with seaweed OR!! a jacket potato because he gets to release some anger while stabbing the fuck of the potato before throwing it in the oven

⇝ wants a blond cat. apartment doesn't allow pets. would either name the cat cheddar cheese or keke (short for keylime pie)

⇝ he has big fat wet eyes that stare at your soul so you'll either fall for his bizarre charm or believe he plans on killing you from how hard he's looking.

⇝ loves those little applesauce pouches :3

⇝ ok that's it goodbye :D

#berry.writes <3 #higuruma hiromi #hiromi higuruma #higuruma #higuruma jjk #jjk #jujutsu kaisen #jjk headcanons #ngl kitten daddy is not feeling good but at least he wrote some silly headcanons about our favourite defense attory!!

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extremely sore throat. wish it was from sucking cock but unfortunately it's not.

#berry.rambles <3 #more like from reverse sucking #hahaha get it #sucking is in #purging is out #ahaha #hahaha #ha. #:D #uhhhh #anyway :3

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For feminist rage, boxing martial arts and getting yourself in a position of power one way or another + downtime in low misogyny environments. Would recommend xena or similar tv shows. We will get there. Keep fighting

wait wow this is actually good advice?? thank you so much stranger :3

#berry.interactswith[anon] <3 #i wasnt expecting an answer because the post this is responding to was made during a fit of unbridled rage #but honestly i really do need a some sort of physical outlet #punch something #kick something #hmmm and also because physical activity i good for your health or whatever kids #i'll look more into what you recommended anon #thankies :3

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been feeling a lot of feminist rage lately and i need an outlet what do i do???

#berry.rambles <3 #feminism #feminist #like i have so many things i want to talk about #and so many fucking ideas and angry thoughts to express bc i have no genuine platform and twtitter sucks lowkey helpppp

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I SENT A SINGULAR BOOP WHAT IS GOING ON

#berry.rambles <3 #atlas dont do this!!! #boop economy will crumble #the boop will lose its value #peopel will die #children will starve #zont zo it </3 #jkjk hehe

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tw ed!!

MY MOM REPLACED THE BATTERIES ON THE FOOD SCALE THAT I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO USE FOR OVER 8 MONTHS WE ARE SO BACK GRAAAAAHHHHHHH

#berry.rambles <3 #does she know what she just did #i dont think she does #HAHAHAAHAHAHA #i love (hate) it so much in here #time to accurately calculate everything that enters my mouth to the point of death <333 #tw ed #tw ana

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sorry kitten daddy's trying to not write a suicide letter with his family members' full names and then go kill himself

#berry.rambles <3 #religious parents are genuinely any teenager's biggest enemies #technically speaking im fake fasting for ramadan but my front has been foolproof since the start #and my mom just accused me of not fasting and i had to put up another front to make it look like something else #and she made me swear to god with my hand on a quran which was kinda cringe ngl #and i did it very casually with no resistance which helps reinforce my lie #she said she wants to talk with me later and im not really looking forward to that sighhhh #i need to leave this place

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tw ed

chat not gonna lie kitten's feeling disgusting so lets get this 38h liquid fast started!!! :3

#berry.rambles <3 #i hate it here im not kidding #like what is wrong with me... #anyway :P

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i was purging and me mom heard me aaaaaaaa

#berry.rambles <3 #i feel so stupid like no shit sherlock her room is literally 3 metres away from the toilet like think dumb bitch!!!! #sighhhh #i hope she doesn't think too much about it #but tbf and sadly enough i feel like even if she was aware of it she wouldn't do anything to make me stop or help me get better #wow that's kinda #pathetic #ummmm #anyway :3 #tw ed #tw b/p

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alternating between ana behaviour and mia baehvaiour is honestly like the movement of a pendulum except the ball bizarrely stays on one side for a few days' time then it suddenly shifts to the other at the drop of a hat

#berry.rambles <3 #brain said fuck it we're not restricting today we're gonna EAT (too much and feel sick then take some laxatives to erase the guilt) :3 #tw ed #tw bul1m14

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ed talk!!

if i want to lose 9 pounds by start of april......1100 deficit.....thats 700 or 800 a day hmmmm, how the fuck am i gonna do that with my family hovering over me with ramadan and shit????

#berry.rambles <3 #hmmmm #and school as well omggg #why is being mentally ill such a whore #A CHORE #lmfao a whore hahaha #i mean not false but #meh #anyway #lets grind and get this bread!! [ironic statement] #tw ed

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tw ed :///

purged food, isnt that cute <3

#berry.vents </3 #my throat is kinda itchy #i dont like it #i hate it #i hate myself for even eating in the first place #like i dont need this #fuckkkk #anyway :3 #tw ed #tw bul1m14

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#berry.shares <3 #your art style is so yummy #ive been really missing blue lock lately #especially 345 :( #(karasu + otoya + yukki) #sighhh my three little sillies #i need to crawl into their skin and become them. #en ee way!!

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14 pages de cours recopiés sur un doc word, et ça cest que deux chapitres LOL

#berry.rambles <3 #jai une éval en ses #lets hope que je réussisse #franchement c bizarre car jai eu des très bonnes notes à deux devoirs communs mais aux évals normales j'arrête pas de me taper des 12 #et des 13 cest honetux frr #cette fois je me suis VRAIMENT investie je veux une big fat 15 au moins!!! >:(