#it sucks. you're welcome

[observancesys]

it is now... steam shop saturday

why did i make this

#irisposts #i guess this is technically #creepygirlfriend #content??????? #anyways yeah i made a parody of wii shop wednesday using only some songs in my library #it sucks. you're welcome

[royalarchivist]

Wilbur: Yeah, I'm- I'm- I'm glad that I've actually done something right, Phil. Normally- normally on SMPs I'm- I'm always a bit of a- you know, a bit of a- a bit of a- a bit of a um, what's the word... uh... what's the word for like a-

Phil: Homosexual?

Wilbur: NO????

Bonus:

#Wilbur Soot #Philza #Wilbur #QSMP #Tntduo #I suppose #Phil #Happy early Pride I guess #The audio for both their streams sucked so I went ahead and fixed the audio and added both their POVs to this clip #~ You're welcome ~ #Was going to do a longer transcript but how the hell do you even transcribe that laugh / noise Wilbur made LMAO #The image is Smajor's resub message compressed to make it easier to read #Edited

[firsttraintovictoriaville]

Tennessee's little brother watching Tennessee make himself out to be the victim when he's not the one that got catapulted from the handlebars

#ngl it must suck big time being the brother of a state. #like they get all the spotlight and are viewed as trustworthy since they're the state while you're just some average joe who likes fantasy #football and works as a network administrator #welcome to the table #wttt #i also apparently gave tenn's lil bro a whole fucking life in these tags

[eternal--returned]

Please, please, please stop with the weird "I'm grabbing my sideways boner through my trousers hehehe" photos, I'm really not sure how you would think people want to see that? And I mean it's average size at best? I enjoy your other posts, these ones just make you seem so desperate and slimy. Please consider.

How about no. It's one post. I'll post more similar. Size-wise, like, who cares? I don't. I liked how I felt. I liked how I looked. You are more than welcome to unfollow - in fact, please do. There are plenty of other accounts like mine that only post the literature and art and such without the personal nonsense. If you don't like my personal nonsense - and I'm not asking anyone to, because hey, I get it, my personal life may not stack up alongside Mishima and Tolstoy and Van Gogh and Mucha and all these amazing actual artists I post. I am nothing close to them, so my personal posts are going to stand out like a sore thumb. But it's my sore thumb on my blog. So please, again, kindly unfollow or block me and go to those other blogs for your literature and art needs.

#also i get more positive messages about those kinds of posts than I do anything else #so you're one dissenting voice in a sea of positivity #also also #it is big #and very beautiful #and you're welcome to suck on it #thank you :)

[absurdlyalive]

people who pick apart people's accounts of their problems on the basis of semantics go outside challenge

#so annoyed about this essay on transandrophobia #listen like #you can argue with the idea of misandry it will still not make me feel any more welcome in a space that has told me repeatedly.. #.. that I can't possibly suffer at all as a man and so any violence done to me is fine #and if I disclose that I'm trans it's suddenly half backpedaling and infantlizing you insteas and half 'yeah whatever you're still shit' #and that was a “queer” space! not the world in general #if none of your problems matter because you're a man and men suck and you can't shake that off even in a queer space then #what the fuck are you supposed to do #it is very lonely! it's like suddenly the world has decided you're worthless on multiple accounts #and you can't complain or you get told that you're making shit up to get back at whoever #when you just. #fuckn #wanted to say that you've been feeling like people hate your guts since you started transitioning #p

[lil-grem-draws]

Dedicating this to everyone who has ever been involved in the Nosy the Niffler roleplay or has been following his chaos for a while. @kiwiplaetzchen is a true blessing. All hail Kiwi, the mightiest Kiwi and her Nosy! 🥝

#Niffler #kiwiplaetzchen #Nosy #Nosy the Niffler #I'm almost back into the art grind #Haven't done this half-painting style in a while #It's always fun working with colours #although normally im trying to develop my sketching and lineart and dynamics cause i suck at those #but this was fun since i could just slap slap pretty colours together for hours! #the eyes are almost creepy #as if the fire in burning inside #I think I succeeded in making it looks like cutouts hahh #Just some of that existential crisis you're welcome #merry crysler #happy crisis

[bueris]

okay maybe I should seriously reconsider my path in life and sell my soul to marketing or journalism instead

#okay venting in the tags you are very welcome to ignore or not respond to it i just need to yell somewhere #i always thought id be an art therapist because well i care about people and want to help them and love art #but everyday i wake up feeling like a fraud and an imposter so like. should i really be doing all that when im not entirely #certain i cpuld handle it??? like i know i haven't gotten the meaty bit of the education towards that yet but like #university costs a disgusting amount of money here and if i pick the wronf thing im likely doomed forever thanks to awful government #i know things could get better like they did after thatcher but honestly im not putting any bets on it considering how the current labour #party is so like if i fuck up here im basically dead #also can i actually do art uni. like could i cope with that. im deeply unethused with art at the moment and honestly will i evwr be #idk #it was jusr a thing i always did but education around it is fucking soul sucking #also the emotional weight of hearing and solving people's problems as a therapist. i would consider myself quite empathetic for the most #part i feel other people's pain quite strongly and obviously as a therapist id be feeling that quite a bit so could i actually cope with it? #ik therapists have therapists but still #i mean im doing work experience at an occupational therapy place so ill just be extra inquisitive about it all to make sure im going #the way i wanna #I'll be fine by the end of a levels ill probably understand what i want in life #if not then gap year to work it out #should probably look at unis for english language too then #sigh #ucas website i may as well marry you #ill be okay im getting in my head about stuff im actually pretty good at art even if there are things i can improve on (like patience lol) #yeah maybe the voice telling me i suck doesnt know shit and should shut up #yeah #shut it nasty voice you're wrong actually!!! im doing just fine and you're being overly critical #they should make a brain that's your friend and not mush that hides the amalgamation of every bad thing ever in its crevices #crevices shoyild be filled with kindness and love. #sex jokes about that #why the fuck is yahoo mail syncing i dont use you you washed up search engine #bue waffling #vent post

[dormont]

okay i'm going to be nicer to totk for real now *deletes most of my drafts*

#bwark #god i'm fucking trying to have some kind of epiphany here where i can have it all click and be like ''even if i have my problems i can still #get enjoyment out of it'' but this game makes it so damn difficult #''i can discuss the story'' wait nope can't. story sucks ass and butt #''what about the exploration? that was the best part of botw'' uh no can't do that when the surface is practically the same and there's no #substance to the sky or the depths #''gameplay?'' i don't like ultrahand. which sucks when that's 90% of the gameplay #i respect the work that must've gone into it and the creativity it's drawn from fans but making one gameplay aspect literally ALL YOU DO #runs the risk of alienating people who can't get behind #and sure other zelda games have their gimmicks but it's different #like take tp for example. i get that the wolf mechanic isn't for everyone. but aside from the early game twilight sections and a few sparse #puzzles in the later game you're never really forced to play as wolf so it doesn't overstay its welcome #god i just remembered that totk turned wolf link into meat chunks. another thing they took from us 😔 #actually on that genuinely why couldn't they just bring him back? #like you're reusing a ton of shit from botw anyway?? #which brings me back to my main point is that anything that isn't new is just. botw again #shrines are back but they're uglier. dungeons are the divine beasts but in a new coat of paint #why did they add more shrines to the game anyway? like you'd think they'd at least lower the number because fans didn't want them to return #the SINGULAR leg up i can think of id the bosses. yeah i love botw and i'll hold my hands up and say that a lot of the common complaints for #it don't bother me personally but yeah the blights absolutely sucked #divebombing colgera with the dragon roost theme playing was the closest thing that this game came to giving me an experience #okay i'll shut up now I'M GOING TO BE NICE EVEN IF IT KILLS ME

[hooved]

how do i convey to my friends that my love for you is literally unconditional as long as you're not an asshole. and that if i'm willingly talking to you then it means i have deemed you Not An Asshole. like as long as you wouldn't intentionally do anything to hurt me or my other friends then literally anything else you do or say is fine forever and i love you and you can be as weird or quiet or loud around me as you want and talk about anything you want whenever you want for as long as you want and i cherish every second we spend together. how do i make everyone believe this for real

#i'm very very serious btw like it's the most distressing thing in the world to me when anyone doubts my love for them #because it literally never changes. even if you think you did something wrong i probably don't see it as a problem at all. you're fine #if you're my friend then i love you like a dog forever. i just wanna talk to ppl and be around ppl all the time #i worry about starting conversations too like. i do get it. but i always always always welcome ppl starting conversation with me #i'm not always the best at replying but it's never ever because i don't want to. i just suck at thinking #but sometimes i end up talking to ppl nonstop for hours about whatever silly shit comes to our minds and that's the best !!! #i want that always

[avisisisis]

What I want most in the entire world is for Sun Wukong to slowly be more included in the LMK gang

After a life-threatening event (post LBD, after the scroll, etc), MK and his friends usually share a group hug. A family hug! And Sun Wukong stays out of it, either walking away or just standing there and watching them

I want SWK to start hanging out around them a little more, either because they're stuck together due to yet another world ending event or something else, to the point where they start to warm up to him (and he starts to warm up to them) and begin to like him a little more

Honestly if we get more than 5 seasons (which please please please let them be well-done, don't let the sequel curse affect LMK too) then I'd like this to be long. Let's say, in one season he hangs out with them and they begin to at the very least tolerate him, in another season they become a little more closer and pretty much already consider him some kind of friend and then at the end of the next season he's already one of their best friends

And it has to end in yet another group hug scene! One where when Sun Wukong smiles fondly and walks away to let the family have their moments in peace, someone (let it be anyone who isn't MK, just to show how MK isn't SWK's only friend [besides the monkeys in FFM. And not counting any god or being he is friendly with because we know he doesn't see those much] anymore) calls out to him and says, “Where the fuck are you going. This is a group hug, it doesn't work if the whole group isn't in it” and he smiles (let him cry dammit) and joins in

#swk: *leaves cuz he thinks he's not welcome“ #mei: umm excuse you?? who gave you permission to leave??? #pigsy: we have two weird monkeys now. emphasis on «two». you're one of them #swk: *almost crying* oh i can't possibly-- #mk tired af n not wanting his mentor to leave again: get the fuck over here. #swk: okay #maybe let mac join some day #or at least show that he's on the path to becoming one of theirs too #I'd like for his character to end like #“yeah that's the guy who tried to kill us. yes he sucks. oh what i wouldn't give to punch him. do not fucking hurt him tho he is OURS” #making mac the rancid cat everyone feeds at night he was always meant to be #lmk #lego monkie kid #sun wukong #lmk mk #mei lmk #pigsy #sandy #tang #the six eared macaque #qi xiaotian #long xiaojiao #the monkey king #liu'er mihou #swk #avis' post

[gxlden-angels]

I noticed trans-exclusionary radical feminist reblogging my post so this is a reminder that if you're a TERF your beliefs are literally just Christian Ideology using words from your women and gender studies class. Gender bioessentialism has been debunked time and time again so learn to respect trans women or get the fuck off my blog

#you're not welcome here I'm trans #and I date other trans folk #ur 'women = vagina' shit is the exact same as my pastor saying I'm worthless and sinful for not having kids #I didnt leave 2 separate cults just to see ur cult shit using 'progressive' language #suck my dick and balls #ex christian #religious trauma

[rocksalt-and-pie]

im going to berlin on thursday to see the welcome to nightvale live show and I just found out that our universally beloved and admirably reliable public transit system has once again decided to go on a nationwide strike on THAT EXACT FUCKING DAY and I had to find out via some fucking pseudo destiel meme on tumblr of all places 🤡

#fucking clown agency of a company #this is typical #i avoid trains like the plague because they always pull bullshit like this and you simply never know if you're gonna reach your destination #or when. it's more a matter of when you reach your destination and spoiler it's usually not on time!!! #deutsche bahn #bahnstreik #welcome to night vale #wtnv #p #hey is anyone here who has experience with refunds and stuff? this is literally the first time I've booked a ticket in advance #that's how much i avoid them lmao. it's not that i never buy a ticket from the ticket machine and take a train but that's maybe twice a year #anyway i can't reach anyone from the service hotline because the people who work there are all busy! both of them! #i have questions that the chatbot won't answer because it's too dumb to understand me #fucking joke of a country like not to be a fucking german and germanize away by fucking complaining but BOO WE SUCK!!!

[unblemisheddesertflower]

“The gleaming stars all about the shining moon Hide their bright faces, when full-orbed and splendid In the sky she floats, flooding the shadowed earth with clear silver light."

A private, Indie, Highly Selective, Mutuals Only Legend of Zelda Multimuse including canon characters and ocs from Ocarina of Time, Breath of the Wild, Tears of the Kingdom, and Four Swords Adventures. 21+ mun.

Penned by Marie, follows from vigilantdesert

#self-promo #still setting things up oc but here we go #welcome to the gerudo emporium we have all of them except the one you're thinking of #anyway there's a reason I don't do graphics: I suck at them so #frankly im proud of this #also check out the sweet gerudo font!

[curiositykilledtheradiostar]

I think all the star wars fans out there need to listen to some sci fi podcasts, then re evaluate whether THIS is really the media you want to put your emotional investment into. Disney is such a piece of shit and they don't even hide it, just so many of us are either numb or perpetually angry to a point where it's emotionally draining. Just saying, Wolf 359 will make you ask questions that some of y'all desperately need to ask yourselves. Penumbra is hitting so many sci fi tropes and vibes but flat out doing it BETTER than Disney ever could. They're both like if Star Wars was actually as good as we pretend it is, and then better.

#Just saying I'd trust Kevin Vibert to write a new star wars trilogy #He'd also approach it without a plan but he would actually make it work #Oh you like droids and shit? what you want is Hera. #thrawn stan? may I introduce you to Colonel Warren Kepler #coruscant is a neat place yeah. but have you ever heard of Hyperion City #Oh you're here for bounty hunters and the like? how bout Juno Steel instead #Interested in production and technical stuff? Wolf 359 has STUNNING audio design I'm telling you #Cybernetics and stuff a cool concept to you? There's the Theia or Pryce depending on your prefered flavour #Found family your soft spot? The Hephaestus crew AND the si-5 practically invented it babey #you like the clones as a concept? well do I have good news for you about SEVERAL people aboard and around the USS Hephaestus #yeah Anakin and Ahsoka have a great sibling dynamic. but what about Jacobi and Maxwell #here for action? that's the junoverse my dude. here for s p a c e? welcome aboard the Hephaestus. #Im serious whatever you like about star wars one of these two is doing it better. AND you can actually trust the creators to not suck #wolf 359 #the penumbra podcast #star wars #curio chatter

[a-teacup-of-golden-cracks]

seeing you on my tl makes me wish i could suck your dick

I have no idea what tl means so I shall simply respond with YIPPPEEEEEEE

#santanswered #nsft #but also you're welcome to suck me ;3

[penrose-quinn]

Re-reading your series isn't enough anymore. I need to print out the whole thing and eat it.

Hi Victor!

I'm sorry this took so long, but thank you so much for reading and liking this series!! Also I'm so stupid, it took me awhile to realize you were the one sending me those comments in Ao3 till I came back to answer this (and omg you read Monster too!!)

For your question, yes you got that right! Metaphorically and quite literally, it's fitting for her character to be compared to one :'')

I hope you have the best day and take care! 💞

#pen answers #lots of love to muzans-non-stick-frying pan #I really didn't mean to not reply for so long but yeah stuff in rl just sucks rn t.t #but you're always welcome to ask more questions or ramble!