If my face ever had to be reconstructed…. I’d look in the mirror and be like. WTF. I don’t remember I looked like that-wait I don’t remember what I used to look like. *insert minor crisis* two months later I look in the mirror and be like. Mmmm looks as strangerish as ever.
Because I don’t remember what I look like on a regular basis
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Sure you could fall in love with me but would you put up glow in the dark stars all over our bedroom walls with me? Would you paint our mailbox fun colors with me? Would you make pancakes in silly shapes and buy knickknacks we’ll never use and pick up hobbies we won’t stick to with me? Would you live and be silly and be a little dumb and be a genius and be confident and lazy and kind and angry and everything? Would you give me absolutely every side of yourself that you can??
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Me: I shouldn’t go swimming if there’s chlorine in that pool because I’m allergic.
Every other person I’ve had this conversation with: Isn’t everybody allergic to chlorine?
Me: Well-
Every other person I’ve had this conversation with: -because it’s really bad for everybody.
Me: I mean that I’m really really allergic. As in I stop breathing and feel like I’m suffocating. It’s probably best if I stay behind and read in my room instead.
Me(alternatively): I actually mean that I have an asthma attack when I go in chlorine water, or when I enter a pool room, or when I walk past a swimming pool, even out in the open. I’m saying I can’t go with you if you decide to do that activity for your birthday/event/whatever.
Every other person I’ve had this conversation with: Oh… well maybe you shouldn’t come then.
Me: *fakes a smile and blinks a few times* I agree.
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when I say I need a lesbian wild west show in the exact same vein as certain comedies (like ofmd, good omens, wwdits) I am not joking !!
give me silly sapphics being endearingly goofy and gay in an oddly specific sub-genre please I am begging
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My horrible discovery is that if I give Lang a cravat, he looks way too much like Von Karma and I think this is a terrible parallel to how if you give Phoenix glasses, he looks like Gregory
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wooden beetle jam posting is the same as canon jam except they’re a little more special..
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people will really write rose as a badass girlboss as if her main character trait isn’t hubris. as if her main story arc wasn’t her fucking things over for everyone time and time again by assuming she was better and wiser. oh you think rose is a girlboss? rose who intentionally allowed herself to be corrupted by morally ambiguous terrors because she thought it might give her a slight mental advantage on the game? rose who willingly went along with the manipulation of a groomer because she thought his idea of putting a tumor into the universe was smart? THAT rose? that rose??? why don’t you ask her where the green sun is. since she’s such a competent and intelligent boss bitch
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